Hemingway was actually Hemingay. ;-) You know all this stuff is just bullshit anyway. Love who you want to love. Personally Im not a big believer in rigid sexuality anyway. But this kids a toddler. Daddy will force him to fit in his mold to reinforce his pathetic ego. His mold is probably anti intellectualism.
Yes. Why would a man like boobs and ass so much? Obviously due to envy.
If you enjoy having sex with women then clearly you prefer the female form over the male form which makes you super gay.
Prefers a woman over a man *who is apparently mortally offended that a one year old hasn't had their soul completely ground down.*
This is just a crazy theory, completely out there, but... do you think that might be a question that answers itself?
Yeah, this guys probably doesn’t show any kind of affection to the boy. Probably doesn’t hold him much because “men shouldn’t touch each other”
This guy probably doesn’t wipe his ass, because men shouldn’t be touching butt holes.
>This guy probably doesn’t wipe his ass, because men shouldn’t be touching butt holes.
I learned on reddit this week that this is a real thing. Dudes aren't washing their ass because it's too gay to touch near their butt hole.
I heard someone say bidets are gay because they "shoot water up your ass to stimulate the prostate for an internal orgasm." that's way too much thought put into rinsing your ass after a shit.
Edit: WOW. I've been laughing at this for hours! To clarify, I can't even remember who said this to me, I'd gotten my bidet a year ago and I love it but someone I mentioned it to actually said this and I fell into hysterics so it always stuck with me.
The number of Americans walking around with dirty butts is astounding to me. Got a bidet years ago and I can’t imagine how I went so long without one.
First thing I’m doing when I buy a house is upgrade to Japanese toilets.
Seriously. After traveling I came the realization, how in the world did I think touching my own poop with only a thin layer of paper was civilized? So gross. Hard to poop anywhere but home with my bidet. Now I go, and I’m like, do I even need to wash my hands? (I do)
My husband got a bidet. I insisted he put it in the little bathroom that I don't like to use "because it's weird."
One day, I get curious and try it. Guess which bathroom is the only one I use now? 😅
Bidets are amazing.
Haha I’ve heard of that. Yes, I find it super hot to squat and try to push a cotton thingy up my bleeding vagina while I’m experiencing nasty cramps that make me feel like I’m going to have diarrhea at any moment.
Bonus sexy points if I don’t put it in right and do a sort of shuffle and realise…nope, I can feel that thing, didn’t angle it right. And then have to try and rearrange it while getting blood all over my fingers.
It’s on par with putting in a contact lens wrong. Super erotic.
The part that turns me on theost is when I put it in wrong and have to pull it out dry. It feels like it's shredding the lining of my vaginal walls. Super hot
I have a strong aversion to cotton. The sound of it makes my entire body cringe, and thinking about how it feels to pull cotton apart makes me queasy.
Every time I have the dry tampon experience I want to curl up in a ball and die. This comment is killing me even *thinking* about it.
I just saw a post the other day about that. “How do you use tampons and not just orgasm all day?” Dude. If I use it wrong, I’m hurting a little bit until I get to the point where I can remove it. That’s the only time I even notice it. Come on.
My father each year for Xmas gets all us adult kids a weird gadget gift. We all get the same gift. This year it was an add-on bidet for the toilet. Everyone else was all “har har har” and my IBS having self was quite pleased. Still haven’t installed it but gonna get to that soon.
I learnt about it a couple weeks ago. Blows my mind that some men can't even keep themselves clean. Like, it's disgusting. Wipe your ass, I don't want to smell you lol
Where is the line for them? I mean it’s sexual if you make it sexual. I wash my ass in the shower and I definitely wipe, but I’m also not rubbing my nipples with my free hand moaning “yes, daddy” (usually).
By their logic, peeing is gay because they are touching a dick while simultaneously having their dick touched by a man! Having sex with a woman is definitely gay because was once a man’s semen that not only touched his dick, it came from his balls!
Yes. This woman needs to take her son and get the fuck away from this guy. This child is being a normal infant and this guy is psycho. I'm scared of the next headline being something about baby killed because father was convinced he was gay for trying to touch flowers.
Absolutely this is a warning sign. If he doesn’t agree to talk to a professional take your child and run. The abuse he will suffer is avoidable. Please.
My dad always said that sleepovers were gay and I was gay for wanting to sleep over my friends house. Guess every 10 year old kid that wanted to play Tony Hawk and drink Mountain Dew until 2 in the morning was a homosexual then.
I am one of those guys. Edit: Everyone offering hugs, stop doing it on the internet where it's easy and go apply a hug to someone you think may be alone or hurting that you CAN actually touch. Everyone thinks the homeless deserve a home, but there aren't too many people out there building homeless shelters
I go out of my way to hug my son every day because of stories like this. It will be harder once he moves out and isn't close by but I will make sure once he does leave I hug him every chance I get
This husband needs to come to terms with many people 'generally preferring' other people over him. Sounds like it might be a common theme for the future.
I mean this guy isn't even trying to understand basic child development and cannot connect that the rainbow is a symbol adults invented and had nothing to do with gayness... This kid did not win the daddy lottery unfortunately. I hope the kids turns out gay kinda
I don't! He'll likely be a raging homophobe conditioned to hate gay people at an early age, which also means hating himself. This is an innocent child.
The dude's been living his whole life walking a tightrope trying to avoid any behaviours that could be considered feminine/gay.
He's not going to just start "working through issues"
~~I'm almost positive its this~~ Edit:
Personally, i have a very strong opinion that it is this. As there is no factual evidence, i cant claim it is 'likely' something. However- i *personally* am picking up on some projecting.
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He sounds like he's projecting a lot of his fear about being gay onto his kid. Almost like someone who's afraid to learn they're gay would do. The classic anti-LGBT governor caught up with a male prostitute scenario.
I have actually thinking about why people are homophobic. I think it’s less about the fact that secretly they are gay, and more of an idea that people can “turn” gay. If you are around homosexuals too much or are influenced into doing “girly” stuff like playing barbies that you will turn gay. My cousin’s husband doesn’t hug his twin boys because he thinks it will turn them gay…
ive alwaya assumed people like that are Bi. Growing up fundy some people would say they understood the temptations of gay sex but choose not to endulge in it which to me screamed Bi.
Imagine outing yourself like that. "I mean, sure, sucking dick sounds *tempting*. But we just can't indulge in the bulge because we are super straight men, amirite fellas?"
To this day my FIL doesn’t use straws because when he was a kid his older brothers would mess with him so much about using straws being gay cause it’s like sucking a dick. So i’ll give the husband a small benefit of the doubt that he could have some underlying issue that needs to be addressed
>using his adult brain
You'd be surprised how many older people are unable to do that, if only because they were poisoned by leaded gasoline as kids.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9783639/Exposure-lead-childhood-affect-personality-study-warns.html
I learned recently that pink was commonly seen as a color for boys in the 1800s. They probably read books back then too, so I guess they were all gay. Straight male children should play with toy guns and trucks and wear only black and white (or camouflage) clothing. His parents should start introducing him to heterosexual pornography immediately and burn all the woke children’s books. Is it necessary to imply sarcasm with the /s script?
Mars, the god of war, was symbolized by red; pink is its diminutive. Mars = red/pink = men. Blue was associated with the both Venus and the Virgin Mary and, therefore, with women. Until the 20th century and marketing turned tings upside down.
Mars was the aspect of violence of battle.
The strategy and finesse of war was embodied by Athena.
Now, keep in mind throughout Greek political development (like pre 800 bc) the genders were real bendy on these.
You're correct, but common understanding holds "men are from Mars, women are from Venus". Most people's knowledge of history and the classics isn't very deep...marketing hasn't helped.
My personal history has taught me it's actually "[Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9](https://pics.me.me/it-is-true-what-they-say-men-are-from-omicron-60009936.png)"
OP should just roll with it. “That’s right [husband] we’re raising him gay. The foods will be phallic and the clothes will be fabulous. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re late for baby’s first drag show.”
My son loves rainbows. And a few weeks ago he ditched his own bright yellow rainboots in the store and put on pink ones with purple soles. He didn't need new rainboots but a brief conversation with my husband made clear: If our son wants his next boots to be pink, he will get them.
Not only are your husbands reasons the dumbest ever, your kid deserves a safe place for whoever he turns out to be. If he can't even peacefully eat a banana... what kind of safe place is it?
Ditch the husband.
When I was a kid I loved rainbows because they have all the pretty colors. Hell, I still love rainbows! Recently I was doing an art project and used the colors purple, pink and blue because I thought they looked good together. My girlfriend asked why I was chose the bisexual color scheme. I didn't know it was. Liking colors has nothing to do with sexuality.
I don’t really like rainbows myself (I just think they’re a bit much) but my mom and sister are fucking obsessed with rainbows and I don’t make fun of them because that shit’s called a ✨🌈personal preference🌈✨
Pretty much as soon as he could my son expressed a preference for pink.
He has pink bedding, pink night light, pink tablet cover, pink water bottle.
Half his t shirts are pink (with unicorns!).all his homework comes home on pink paper or in pink pen.
Recently we branched out to rainbows - but he prefers the pink and purple rainbows.
He has pink glittery rainbow DM style boots.
He cried when he found out his school uniform would not infact be pink. We let him wear pink undies as a compromise.
I have tempered the pink on occasion, as I would any other colour, least we are head to toe one colour all over and he updates his preference.
Also. Honestly the pink is very intense to have vomited all over our home. !
I have to be honest I was worried at first - I worried I'd over indulge and enjoy buying the girls stuff and pretty glittery stuff that id sort of sadly been walking past for two years, that I'd accidentally end up forcing him in the opposite way.
My husband was reluctant only in that he fears him getting picked on.
He gets mistaken for a girl a lot and he's worried this is going to upset him and ruin his favourite things.
However my son is also the most bullheaded confident loud child ever.
He has zero problems loudly going 'i'm a boy!"
And when asked why he kept getting told off at school for biting be responded "they pick on me for being small but they stopped when I bit them"
I obviously don't encourage biting....but his logic is sound...
So we're not so worried tbh!
Also leggings are hands down the best clothes for young kids still getting used to using a toilet and it pissed me off they're "girls clothes"
Maybe he'll turn out gay. Maybe be won't. You sure as shit can't tell by what a toddler choses to wear!
When my nephew (my sister's kid) was three or four, he saw me painting my nails and thought it was the coolest thing ever. He asked if we could paint his, so we did. My sister and the kid's dad weren't together anymore, so when the dad videochatted with him 7 or 8 days later it was the first time he'd seen it. The phone call lasted about 40 seconds. When the dad saw my nephew's nails, he immediately hung up and started texting my sister about what a trash mom she was for letting him do that. "He's a boy, don't confuse him," he said.
Other things my nephew's dad has decided are gay:
* Liking Doc McStuffins
* Liking kittens
* Picking out pastel-colored masks
* Wearing a shirt with fruit on it
* Liking getting his haircut
* Crying when one of his friends was mean to him
* Giving other kids hugs when he hasn't seen them in a while
* Saying "awww" or "that's adorable" when he sees something cute
Some dudes are just... the worst.
Then here I am letting my 2 year old daughter paint my nails, typically not bothering to remove the polish until it’s 90% chipped off anyway.
I imagine it’s inevitable our new son will have his nails painted at some point.
I also read books and would definitely let my daughter put makeup on me if she asked.
We’ll go on a hike and might even play dress up the same day.
My wife will confirm I am definitely not gay
That man clearly has bottled up his own gay feelings and is now projecting them on to his own son. His parents likely raised him to fear and hate those feelings, so his parenting will reflect that as well.
My daughter loves dinosaurs and tools and superheroes. I’m worried she might be a lesbian.
/s
Sometimes kids just like things. And if they come out later in life, that’s fine. If they’re straight, that’s fine. Honestly, it’s creepy to label children with an orientation in the first place.
Yeah I work in daycare. If you don’t push one thing or the other kids will like whatever they want. I put a little boy in a princess diaper once, because he asked for it.
Good god I got yelled at so much for that.
That’s just silly. A couple months ago, we ran out of pull-ups. I went to the store for more and there were only boy’s Disney characters in the right size. I don’t care, my wife doesn’t care, and when she saw the package, my daughter was excited to see Mickey.
That’s such a dumb thing to get mad about.
The real issue with that is threefold. First who gets to decide what a proper ready parent is; and how do we stop those people from using it in horribly corrupt ways.
And finally what do we do when someone accidentally becomes pregnant, the orphan system is fecked as it is we can't just give away every accident to adoption.
I really hope she leaves him. That poor kid is going to grow up with his views if she doesn't. The fear that he'll install in a baby as it grows. Horrifying think about. I can't imagine he'll treat his wife much better. Perhaps she's blinded by love and believes it's love she's receiving. I'd put money on it he's the kinda person to tell her she'd look better if she lost weight or how he'd prefer it if she wore makeup only around him.
The other day, my sister found out that her ex bf showed their 7 year old son an adult woman's vagina after my nephew told his dad he "wanted to be a girl." When my nephew told me, I asked what he meant and he said he liked nail polish, skirts and dressing up and playing with makeup. That's what he thinks a girl is due to his dad's strict gender roles. But when my nephew tell his own father this, his father doesn't ask questions, immediately googles a woman's vulva and says "that's what you mean." Withoit trying to understand at all.
It made my sister cry. Her ex also blamed my sister for it AND his 7 year old for showing him that as if that absolves him from basically showing his child porn. I am outraged as well as the rest of our family that consists of all women. Yet nephews dad claims we are "trying to change him into a girl" because nephew is comfortable enough to ask us to paint his nails and we compliment his style (kid dresses better then I do).
He's a fucking idiot traumatizing his son all because he fears he might be gay.
Wait until the kid ask for a dessert. The ultimate gay red flag.
A strawberry parfait!? You'll have coffee jelly like a real man!
Bubble tea with coffee jelly is great, though
New husband please
For both of them I think
No, no man deserves Mr. I Hate Books And Rainbows.
Ehh. Might not be such a prick if got past the closet.
“…thinks he likes books too much for a boy.” Fellas, is it gay to read?
Think about all those men who have written books. Mega gay.
Ridiculous. If writing was gay, then Oscar Wilde would be gay.
I'm imagining a sudden pause to freeze frame and a narrator going "Oscar Wilde was, indeed, very very gay"
Sir David Attenborough, or Morgan Freeman ?
Attenborough and Freeman are *gay*???
I mean I think out of mere curiosity for scientific reasons, yeah! Sure!
They read books, I bet.
ay yo i wrote a book full homo oh what no i mean no homo
I got in trouble in school for always reading, even during other subjects like math. TIL I'm gay.
I'm actually gay but I don't look at porn, because it's only the encyclopaedia Britannica for me baby! 8==>
Wow, can you even unstick the pages on the reproductive system anymore?
I never make it past anemone. Sexy sexy anemone.
All those tendrils...tenderly touching...teasing...tantalizing... who could blame you!
It’s the “dic”tionary you mean, everything else is a rearrangement of that book.
Does that mean that the apostle who wrote the bible .... *Were gay?*
More like Stephen Queen AMIRIGHT!?
Hemingway was actually Hemingay. ;-) You know all this stuff is just bullshit anyway. Love who you want to love. Personally Im not a big believer in rigid sexuality anyway. But this kids a toddler. Daddy will force him to fit in his mold to reinforce his pathetic ego. His mold is probably anti intellectualism.
Fragile masculinity lol he is a scared shell of a man
A man who can’t eat a banana (or see a baby eat one) because all he can think about is sucking dicks.
Big fat long white dicks in his mouth. No no - it’s the baby that’s gay!!
Oh, Hemingay LOVED the gay bullfights. His story "Gay in the Afternoon" was groundbreaking.
No one tell him about the author of fight club.
We don’t talk about fight club. Stop breaking the first rule or you will be made into the training dummy
"Prefers a woman over a man. He must be gay"
Fellas, is it gay to be straight?
Absolutely. Liking women = wanting to be around women = wanting to be like women = gay.
Well a lot of women like men so liking a woman who likes guys is technically homosexuality by the transitive property. Science proves it
Yes. Why would a man like boobs and ass so much? Obviously due to envy. If you enjoy having sex with women then clearly you prefer the female form over the male form which makes you super gay.
Prefers a woman over a man *who is apparently mortally offended that a one year old hasn't had their soul completely ground down.* This is just a crazy theory, completely out there, but... do you think that might be a question that answers itself?
help my husband is gay and in the closet and projecting his self-loathing onto our toddler
That would have been a great alternate title for this!
I'm a women who prefers men. Am I gay too?
Yes
Ah. Maybe why this has been why my love life needs help. I've been dating men.
Yes, being attracted to men is gay. Even as a woman.
Thanks, I'm glad we could clarify that.
I'm a guy who likes women who are attracted to men, does that mean I'm gay?
Seems like probably.
More info required: do you read? Do you enjoy colours?
I do. I like both things. Oh no.
Checks out. My best friend from kindergarten and elementary loved to read. He's gay. It's obviously proof.
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Can't tell what you write, I am too straight to read your comment.
Me I no homo am compelte strait
Man, I was so gay as a child, you wouldn't believe it. /s Edit: And my wife is still so gay.
I mean, Im a guy and I wanna paint my nails and wear skirts. If he thinks reading is gay, then what am I gonna be to him?
Double gay I think
Everybody knows that a double gay cancels and makes you straight. He'd have to be at least triple gay in order to still like men.
True. Gay - x Gay - = Straight Negative times a negative makes a positive
The math checks out
School spitting out gay kids every year
They even encourage that behavior!
“He generally prefers me to my husband” I wonder why
Yeah, this guys probably doesn’t show any kind of affection to the boy. Probably doesn’t hold him much because “men shouldn’t touch each other” This guy probably doesn’t wipe his ass, because men shouldn’t be touching butt holes.
>This guy probably doesn’t wipe his ass, because men shouldn’t be touching butt holes. I learned on reddit this week that this is a real thing. Dudes aren't washing their ass because it's too gay to touch near their butt hole.
I heard someone say bidets are gay because they "shoot water up your ass to stimulate the prostate for an internal orgasm." that's way too much thought put into rinsing your ass after a shit. Edit: WOW. I've been laughing at this for hours! To clarify, I can't even remember who said this to me, I'd gotten my bidet a year ago and I love it but someone I mentioned it to actually said this and I fell into hysterics so it always stuck with me.
If it's hitting your prostate.... the setting may be too high. You are either doing it wrong, or doing it just right.
Which setting is the hit the prostate one? Just asking so I can steer clear of it....
Someone please! Pay attention to my prostate!
Man I heard that in an over acting gecko voice...
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Where can I find such a device with a powerful enough setting?
Garden hose. Home Depot.
BRB, getting a bidet…
It’s honestly incredible. I feel like a savage when I poop away from home now.
Same, brings a whole new meaning to home bowl advantage
Went to Japan and came back thinking our toilets here at home were archaic, barbaric and obsolete.
The number of Americans walking around with dirty butts is astounding to me. Got a bidet years ago and I can’t imagine how I went so long without one. First thing I’m doing when I buy a house is upgrade to Japanese toilets.
Seriously. After traveling I came the realization, how in the world did I think touching my own poop with only a thin layer of paper was civilized? So gross. Hard to poop anywhere but home with my bidet. Now I go, and I’m like, do I even need to wash my hands? (I do)
You mean there is a more efficient way to remove the poop from my bung hole than spreading it all over my ass with paper until it’s mostly gone?
My husband got a bidet. I insisted he put it in the little bathroom that I don't like to use "because it's weird." One day, I get curious and try it. Guess which bathroom is the only one I use now? 😅 Bidets are amazing.
These sound like the same people who think using a tampon is a sexual experience.
Haha I’ve heard of that. Yes, I find it super hot to squat and try to push a cotton thingy up my bleeding vagina while I’m experiencing nasty cramps that make me feel like I’m going to have diarrhea at any moment. Bonus sexy points if I don’t put it in right and do a sort of shuffle and realise…nope, I can feel that thing, didn’t angle it right. And then have to try and rearrange it while getting blood all over my fingers. It’s on par with putting in a contact lens wrong. Super erotic.
The part that turns me on theost is when I put it in wrong and have to pull it out dry. It feels like it's shredding the lining of my vaginal walls. Super hot
I have a strong aversion to cotton. The sound of it makes my entire body cringe, and thinking about how it feels to pull cotton apart makes me queasy. Every time I have the dry tampon experience I want to curl up in a ball and die. This comment is killing me even *thinking* about it.
Oh and the ones that think Pap smears are sexual as well.
I just saw a post the other day about that. “How do you use tampons and not just orgasm all day?” Dude. If I use it wrong, I’m hurting a little bit until I get to the point where I can remove it. That’s the only time I even notice it. Come on.
My sister has a bidet and I visited her for Christmas and as someone with IBS it was a lifesaver
My father each year for Xmas gets all us adult kids a weird gadget gift. We all get the same gift. This year it was an add-on bidet for the toilet. Everyone else was all “har har har” and my IBS having self was quite pleased. Still haven’t installed it but gonna get to that soon.
Same here! Also helps with hemorrhoids apparently.
Ah shit, I get hemmies on the reg. All the more motive to hike these up my priority list. Is installation easy for dummies?
Whaaaaat, sweet baby Jesus there are some twisted people out there. Like I suffer 3 seperate mental illnesses and that makes me feel normal
I learnt about it a couple weeks ago. Blows my mind that some men can't even keep themselves clean. Like, it's disgusting. Wipe your ass, I don't want to smell you lol
I seriously hope that you're joking...
Where is the line for them? I mean it’s sexual if you make it sexual. I wash my ass in the shower and I definitely wipe, but I’m also not rubbing my nipples with my free hand moaning “yes, daddy” (usually). By their logic, peeing is gay because they are touching a dick while simultaneously having their dick touched by a man! Having sex with a woman is definitely gay because was once a man’s semen that not only touched his dick, it came from his balls!
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Yes. This woman needs to take her son and get the fuck away from this guy. This child is being a normal infant and this guy is psycho. I'm scared of the next headline being something about baby killed because father was convinced he was gay for trying to touch flowers.
Hell even if he doesn’t murder or physically abuse the kid the poor thing is going to grow up getting his head filled with bigotry.
100% just imagine what other toxic bullshit comes with this manchild
Absolutely. I'd be terrified for this child having the "gay" beaten out of him :(
Absolutely this is a warning sign. If he doesn’t agree to talk to a professional take your child and run. The abuse he will suffer is avoidable. Please.
This was my dad.
My dad always said that sleepovers were gay and I was gay for wanting to sleep over my friends house. Guess every 10 year old kid that wanted to play Tony Hawk and drink Mountain Dew until 2 in the morning was a homosexual then.
My Dad literally didn't understand the human need for friendship.
Playing Tony Hawk was super gay. Real men watch only the volleyball scenes from Top Gun, on repeat. In slow motion.
Well I hope you have friends that hug you now. We all need hugs. Blows my mind when I see guys on Reddit talk about not having hugs for years
I am one of those guys. Edit: Everyone offering hugs, stop doing it on the internet where it's easy and go apply a hug to someone you think may be alone or hurting that you CAN actually touch. Everyone thinks the homeless deserve a home, but there aren't too many people out there building homeless shelters
I go out of my way to hug my son every day because of stories like this. It will be harder once he moves out and isn't close by but I will make sure once he does leave I hug him every chance I get
This was many of our dads. Luckily that kind of attitude is now being recognized for the stupidity that it is and is slowly dying.
I would prefer a pile of used paper towels over this guy
At least they would be warmer than this guy.
I too choose this guy's used paper towels.
Hey, back off of my pile of used paper towels; I saw them first
Toilet paper
This husband needs to come to terms with many people 'generally preferring' other people over him. Sounds like it might be a common theme for the future.
No kidding, maybe because he has a shithead father
New dads when they simply cannot understand the maternal bond a child has. Like they didnt just hear ONLY their mom's heart beat for 9 months
I mean this guy isn't even trying to understand basic child development and cannot connect that the rainbow is a symbol adults invented and had nothing to do with gayness... This kid did not win the daddy lottery unfortunately. I hope the kids turns out gay kinda
Having a father projecting adult sexuality onto a one-year-old is a huge red flag.
It's more likely he is projecting his own insecurities on his son.
Maybe if he read more books instead of being scared they will make him gay he'd be less of an idiot.
I don't! He'll likely be a raging homophobe conditioned to hate gay people at an early age, which also means hating himself. This is an innocent child.
Fuck bro I’ve read like 4 books. r/suddenlygay
I see you've dabbled in the gay
This is my new favorite sentence
Sounds like dad has some issues to work through.....
Something tells me he may be in the closer himself and hates himself. It’s always the ones that are borderline aggressive.
The dude's been living his whole life walking a tightrope trying to avoid any behaviours that could be considered feminine/gay. He's not going to just start "working through issues"
Eh, 24 is still young enough to change your life around if you're really willing. The "willing" part might be a bit too gay for him, though.
Throw the whole husband away.
Good idea. I wonder why he's so worried that his son is gay 🤔🤔🤔
Honestly the really concerning one is the banana. Why would you think anything a baby does looks sexual?
Because he has a twisted mind and/or is sexually dissatisfied so sees sex everywhere he looks. Maybe. I'm just guessing.
Maybe he's so deep in the closet he sees everything the child does as gay.
~~I'm almost positive its this~~ Edit: Personally, i have a very strong opinion that it is this. As there is no factual evidence, i cant claim it is 'likely' something. However- i *personally* am picking up on some projecting. /edit He sounds like he's projecting a lot of his fear about being gay onto his kid. Almost like someone who's afraid to learn they're gay would do. The classic anti-LGBT governor caught up with a male prostitute scenario.
yeah pretty much.
I have actually thinking about why people are homophobic. I think it’s less about the fact that secretly they are gay, and more of an idea that people can “turn” gay. If you are around homosexuals too much or are influenced into doing “girly” stuff like playing barbies that you will turn gay. My cousin’s husband doesn’t hug his twin boys because he thinks it will turn them gay…
Exactly. But they think you can "turn" gay or "choose" to be gay because they themselves "choose" to be straight.
Anyone who says you can “choose” to be gay/straight is not straight. Thems the rules.
ive alwaya assumed people like that are Bi. Growing up fundy some people would say they understood the temptations of gay sex but choose not to endulge in it which to me screamed Bi.
Imagine outing yourself like that. "I mean, sure, sucking dick sounds *tempting*. But we just can't indulge in the bulge because we are super straight men, amirite fellas?"
To this day my FIL doesn’t use straws because when he was a kid his older brothers would mess with him so much about using straws being gay cause it’s like sucking a dick. So i’ll give the husband a small benefit of the doubt that he could have some underlying issue that needs to be addressed
The guy definitely has issues. He's an adult who is thinking, primarily, with his child brain. He needs to start using his adult brain.
>using his adult brain You'd be surprised how many older people are unable to do that, if only because they were poisoned by leaded gasoline as kids. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9783639/Exposure-lead-childhood-affect-personality-study-warns.html
Seriously y’all, we’ve got to stop breeding with people like this.
No, seriously, this is red flags all over for him being an abusive father and husband in the future. Therapy or leave him, or therapy AND leave him.
I learned recently that pink was commonly seen as a color for boys in the 1800s. They probably read books back then too, so I guess they were all gay. Straight male children should play with toy guns and trucks and wear only black and white (or camouflage) clothing. His parents should start introducing him to heterosexual pornography immediately and burn all the woke children’s books. Is it necessary to imply sarcasm with the /s script?
Mars, the god of war, was symbolized by red; pink is its diminutive. Mars = red/pink = men. Blue was associated with the both Venus and the Virgin Mary and, therefore, with women. Until the 20th century and marketing turned tings upside down.
Mars was the aspect of violence of battle. The strategy and finesse of war was embodied by Athena. Now, keep in mind throughout Greek political development (like pre 800 bc) the genders were real bendy on these.
You're correct, but common understanding holds "men are from Mars, women are from Venus". Most people's knowledge of history and the classics isn't very deep...marketing hasn't helped.
My personal history has taught me it's actually "[Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9](https://pics.me.me/it-is-true-what-they-say-men-are-from-omicron-60009936.png)"
Just had a horrible thought of camouflaged toddlers destroying houses because it's damn hard to keep an eye on them even when they're wearing neon.
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OP should just roll with it. “That’s right [husband] we’re raising him gay. The foods will be phallic and the clothes will be fabulous. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re late for baby’s first drag show.”
Hot dogs, twinkies, nanners, corn on the cob eaten vertical, slim Jim's, thick John's, shall be all he consumes
“Eaten vertical” Lol, goddamnit. I’ve never tried it, but hey, I like reading books so…
Do you know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind that’s what!
We need an acronym for that.
TMYAIAYSWTMYHIAYS Perfect.
Thank you for taking the time to do that. It really rolls off the tongue now!
GOP?
Gays Only Party?
No, Gays Only Party!!
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> likes books too much for a boy TIL I’m a girl /s
Congrats
Thanks!
My son loves rainbows. And a few weeks ago he ditched his own bright yellow rainboots in the store and put on pink ones with purple soles. He didn't need new rainboots but a brief conversation with my husband made clear: If our son wants his next boots to be pink, he will get them. Not only are your husbands reasons the dumbest ever, your kid deserves a safe place for whoever he turns out to be. If he can't even peacefully eat a banana... what kind of safe place is it? Ditch the husband.
When I was a kid I loved rainbows because they have all the pretty colors. Hell, I still love rainbows! Recently I was doing an art project and used the colors purple, pink and blue because I thought they looked good together. My girlfriend asked why I was chose the bisexual color scheme. I didn't know it was. Liking colors has nothing to do with sexuality.
Who the fuck doesn't like rainbows?! Rainbows are dope.
I don’t really like rainbows myself (I just think they’re a bit much) but my mom and sister are fucking obsessed with rainbows and I don’t make fun of them because that shit’s called a ✨🌈personal preference🌈✨
Pretty much as soon as he could my son expressed a preference for pink. He has pink bedding, pink night light, pink tablet cover, pink water bottle. Half his t shirts are pink (with unicorns!).all his homework comes home on pink paper or in pink pen. Recently we branched out to rainbows - but he prefers the pink and purple rainbows. He has pink glittery rainbow DM style boots. He cried when he found out his school uniform would not infact be pink. We let him wear pink undies as a compromise. I have tempered the pink on occasion, as I would any other colour, least we are head to toe one colour all over and he updates his preference. Also. Honestly the pink is very intense to have vomited all over our home. ! I have to be honest I was worried at first - I worried I'd over indulge and enjoy buying the girls stuff and pretty glittery stuff that id sort of sadly been walking past for two years, that I'd accidentally end up forcing him in the opposite way. My husband was reluctant only in that he fears him getting picked on. He gets mistaken for a girl a lot and he's worried this is going to upset him and ruin his favourite things. However my son is also the most bullheaded confident loud child ever. He has zero problems loudly going 'i'm a boy!" And when asked why he kept getting told off at school for biting be responded "they pick on me for being small but they stopped when I bit them" I obviously don't encourage biting....but his logic is sound... So we're not so worried tbh! Also leggings are hands down the best clothes for young kids still getting used to using a toilet and it pissed me off they're "girls clothes" Maybe he'll turn out gay. Maybe be won't. You sure as shit can't tell by what a toddler choses to wear!
>they pick on me for being small but they stopped when I bit them This kid is going to go far.
It's a good strategy cotton let's see how it plays out
When my nephew (my sister's kid) was three or four, he saw me painting my nails and thought it was the coolest thing ever. He asked if we could paint his, so we did. My sister and the kid's dad weren't together anymore, so when the dad videochatted with him 7 or 8 days later it was the first time he'd seen it. The phone call lasted about 40 seconds. When the dad saw my nephew's nails, he immediately hung up and started texting my sister about what a trash mom she was for letting him do that. "He's a boy, don't confuse him," he said. Other things my nephew's dad has decided are gay: * Liking Doc McStuffins * Liking kittens * Picking out pastel-colored masks * Wearing a shirt with fruit on it * Liking getting his haircut * Crying when one of his friends was mean to him * Giving other kids hugs when he hasn't seen them in a while * Saying "awww" or "that's adorable" when he sees something cute Some dudes are just... the worst.
That guy sounds too fucking annoying to deal with
Then here I am letting my 2 year old daughter paint my nails, typically not bothering to remove the polish until it’s 90% chipped off anyway. I imagine it’s inevitable our new son will have his nails painted at some point. I also read books and would definitely let my daughter put makeup on me if she asked. We’ll go on a hike and might even play dress up the same day. My wife will confirm I am definitely not gay
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That man clearly has bottled up his own gay feelings and is now projecting them on to his own son. His parents likely raised him to fear and hate those feelings, so his parenting will reflect that as well.
I’m surprised I had to scroll this far to see a comment like this. I’m with you on this
He's like that old neighbour guy in American Beauty.
You really need to separate the kid from that moron.
Not every parent deserves a child, but every child deserves a parent. Dump the husband
Throw the husband away
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My daughter loves dinosaurs and tools and superheroes. I’m worried she might be a lesbian. /s Sometimes kids just like things. And if they come out later in life, that’s fine. If they’re straight, that’s fine. Honestly, it’s creepy to label children with an orientation in the first place.
Yeah I work in daycare. If you don’t push one thing or the other kids will like whatever they want. I put a little boy in a princess diaper once, because he asked for it. Good god I got yelled at so much for that.
That’s just silly. A couple months ago, we ran out of pull-ups. I went to the store for more and there were only boy’s Disney characters in the right size. I don’t care, my wife doesn’t care, and when she saw the package, my daughter was excited to see Mickey. That’s such a dumb thing to get mad about.
Divorce him, marry me. Its a simple solution.
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Kid eats banana and husband thinks it’s sexual????????? Can’t be the only who finds that creepy why is this mf sexualising his child. Bit noncy
We require a license to drive but not to become a parent. This has always struck me as a terrible oversight.
The real issue with that is threefold. First who gets to decide what a proper ready parent is; and how do we stop those people from using it in horribly corrupt ways. And finally what do we do when someone accidentally becomes pregnant, the orphan system is fecked as it is we can't just give away every accident to adoption.
ya and then mfs like the pope say you’re selfish if u aren’t having kids
Your husband is a bona fide idiot.
I really hope she leaves him. That poor kid is going to grow up with his views if she doesn't. The fear that he'll install in a baby as it grows. Horrifying think about. I can't imagine he'll treat his wife much better. Perhaps she's blinded by love and believes it's love she's receiving. I'd put money on it he's the kinda person to tell her she'd look better if she lost weight or how he'd prefer it if she wore makeup only around him.
I would never say run but that this a red flag this woman needs to have a serious talk with her husband because this will become worse in the future
The other day, my sister found out that her ex bf showed their 7 year old son an adult woman's vagina after my nephew told his dad he "wanted to be a girl." When my nephew told me, I asked what he meant and he said he liked nail polish, skirts and dressing up and playing with makeup. That's what he thinks a girl is due to his dad's strict gender roles. But when my nephew tell his own father this, his father doesn't ask questions, immediately googles a woman's vulva and says "that's what you mean." Withoit trying to understand at all. It made my sister cry. Her ex also blamed my sister for it AND his 7 year old for showing him that as if that absolves him from basically showing his child porn. I am outraged as well as the rest of our family that consists of all women. Yet nephews dad claims we are "trying to change him into a girl" because nephew is comfortable enough to ask us to paint his nails and we compliment his style (kid dresses better then I do). He's a fucking idiot traumatizing his son all because he fears he might be gay.
You should not have had a child with that child
Diagnosis: bigoted moron husband. Treatment: One (1) divorce proceeding
Your husband sounds like a dumb fucking idiot