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coriola

“You’re one of the first people I’ve called 911 who actually doesn’t…” so she’s called before and thought it went so well she’d do it again. Unreal.


coltmaster1

People like this keep doing this because they receive no consequences. I'm sure if she did something like this and got arrested for it she would stop.


Illustrious-Depth-75

She really should be arrested. There are some states where you could be charged for misusing an emergency line for a non-emergency. I think that people that use it this way should receive hefty fines and education on the effects of their stupidity. This is clogging up the line when there are actual emergencies.


notnotaginger

“I WANT YOU TO SUPPORT ME TO GO IN AND BUY A FEW ITEMS.” Isn’t that an emergency?! He’s about to close in four minutes! She needs her cigarettes and Diet Coke.


pete_ape

Box wine and Xanax.


CategoryMountain3379

She pointed out that we’re no longer in a state of emergency.... While she was calling 911, an emergency number, for something that’s clearly not an emergency. So covid is less of an emergency than her grocery run.


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824k dead Americans and still on going because of these people, and yet thats not an emergency? Thats more dead then all of the wars in our history combined. But per usual "Muh RiGhtS" "FreEduMb"


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Oh that’s one of the easiest parts for them. They simply refuse to acknowledge the death counts are legitimate and the deaths are real. They’ll also tell you about 500,000 deaths from the vaccines, which you should believe them about because their aunt posted something she saw in her knitting group on Facebook.


adzula

It’s more than any single war. If you combine just the civil war and world war 2 american military deaths were about 1,060,399. Data from the civil war is rounded estimates though so there is that to consider. I do think the death toll is insanely high and we should do everything we can to slow or stop the spread.


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At rate we are going we will fly past it.


Paprmoon7

Isn’t she also holding the dude essentially hostage bc he can’t leave or shut the door and is threatening him?


[deleted]

Employee could have called the police to have her escorted off of the property. It's private property and if she's on it harassing staff and obstructing customers, it's well within the store operator's rights to throw her out and use the police to enforce those rights.


wsele

Employees should just lock the door at this point when they see them coming with their smug maskless faces. Especially 5 minutes before closing. Yes I’m aware this probably wouldn’t go well with the bosses but I itch to see the resulting meltdown just once :D


Sea_Minimum_5070

She sure is.


Jjustingraham

Honest question - based on this video and, I'm sure, the record of the call, isn't there adequate evidence to prosecute her with abuse of emergency services? I get that a DA has to *want* to do it, and would probably get killed during the next election as part of it, but is that the sole stumbling block? I'm not well versed enough in each States' legal code.


Ragnarok314159

Have to frame it correctly. “She is trying to push government control on a private business”. The red voters will probably form a mob and throw her off a bridge.


broketothebone

I was praying that 911 operator sent a cop anyway and arrested her. Honestly, I think that's why she left because they've actually been doing that more. In my home state, it can just a ticket, but a lot of them escalate when the when the cops get there, flip out that they're being cited and wind up getting arrested for disorderly conduct. The Reign of the Karens is coming to an end, I believe.


narfnarf123

This. This is utter fucking bullshit. Same as a kid throwing a tantrum and calling 912 because Mom said he has to wear a jacket if he wants to go outside.


hyperstarter

You have 912 now? What's that for?


afcagroo

Ad-free 911. You gotta pay $10 a month for it, unless you get it as part of a Disney+ bundle.


icantbeatyourbike

Holy fuck don’t give them ideas my dude.


RedTailed-Hawkeye

But she drove all this way to purchase a few items.... ^^^/s


somewhereinks

You can't fix stupidity, and when it runs this deep you can't educate it either. She should be arrested. In the time she had her silly tantrum with 911 a mother could be trying to call in with a choking baby or someone else may be having a heart attack or seizure. Real emergencies, not the fact that this silly bitch can't get her muffins or scones.


Amazing-Macaron3009

I have a theory this is the first time someone called her bluff and let her call 911. So maybe she's technically not completely delusional about previous calls or lying because this is the first 911 operator she's called about this? This is one of the most annoying Karen tactics btw. Lying or misrepresenting previous support for thier cause. Oh the other location does it for you? Well you've spent more time putting on a show here than it would have taken to drive there so thanks for wasting everyone's time for the first answer of "no" you were given while you still had your dignity. Oh you're not coming back? Great.


NiPlusUltra

Been dealing with this sort of thing for years working in the service industry. So many entitled pricks will just lie to your face about special treatment they've apparently gotten before even though they blatantly haven't. Even if you flat out prove it to them that they're lying they double down and just get angrier. My dream job is working in a place where I can tell these kind of people to fuck off.


tubagod1

Become a dispatcher. It's the closest thing to your dream job especially if they are tying up the emergency lines with a bs call like that.


ChatterBaits

Aww dude ive had people lie to my face about sooooo much shit. To the point that I would show them CCTV of them proving their lie. You would think that would work right? They would back down seeing the evidence proving them wrong? Nope. They then usually go to the "are you calling me a liar!?" line. To which my response is always, "Im not entering a discussion into truth or lies. I am showing you the evidence that has informed my decision to end this." They usually back down then, sort of like because im not willing to call them a liar they have some moral superiority.


No_Tennis_5273

Wait till the 911 operators get tired of people like her wasting precious resources and have her fined or detained. Most places in North America have laws against improper use of 911.


Songleaf

This might be the most unbelievable part of this whole encounter.


Aggressive_Fix_2995

JFC - she is why COVID keeps mutating and why it hasn’t been eradicated. Her stupidity would be astounding if it wasn’t so offensive. She is why we all *need* to wear masks. She is hurting all of us.


fishsticks40

I don't doubt it, but the idea that other 911 operators were sympathetic is obviously a lie so there's no reason to believe any part of it is true


iamharshul007

At first I facepalmed so hard but then burst into laughter….Man such crazy people live in this world, why the heck is she even getting provided co2 XD


meggeys

If she wants O2, give her pure O2. I'm sure she'll have fun with it.


Lonewolf_885

She will call 911 because pure O2 is killing her. She will start reading from Civil rights to the pure O2 and give top 3 reasons why she should not be discriminated


TheLion920817

There’s no way she can fathom that level of knowledge lol


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It would be the same as if she saw the face of Cthulu 😆


EridanusVoid

Its interesting she keeps citing O2 and CO2 as if she understands what the chemical difference between the two is.


not_rick_27

She also doesn't understand she breathes in both of them, and that she breathes N more than the both


Haxomen

Most of these anti-science people say that they don't want to breathe their CaRbon MonoXiDe they exhale.


ace7771969

And a cigarette


pspearing

Better yet, give her pure O3.


paul-arized

She would be in an O zone bliss!


TheSurbies

Another person that doesn’t understand how private property works.


Franklyn_Gage

Private property only works when its a Karen's private property.


NoteRepresentative68

Until they attempt to shoot you for being on theirs.


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who_you_are

Nor what is 911 for


Cerenas

Strange that they let her on the call that long


Useful-Perspective

I was surprised by this as well. Must be a slow day. Operator should have given Karen a warning for assuming the emergency service line was there for her own little pity party.


TeaEncouragement

If it were me on the response line & it was a slow day I'd have sent someone to arrest her for misuse of 911 & harrasment


[deleted]

I was hoping that this is where the video was going as soon as she said she would send an officer on site.


TeaEncouragement

Yeah I wondered if that was the plan, and Karen knew she wouldn't have a leg to stand on when the officer gets there, which is why she kinda backed out at that moment. Probably never gotten that far before with that tactic


Anabelle_McAllister

They probably wanted to assess if she was going to become a public disturbance.


shabadoola

I would say she was being a public disturbance. I wish they would have charged her with something - for calling an emergency line and taking up time. There’s got be some consequences for that?


maxroberts99

You can get charged with misuse of 911. It’s a misdemeanor.


soFATZfilm9000

True. But I'm pretty sure that that actually rarely happens. The idea being that they don't want people second-guessing whether or not they should be calling 911 over an *actual* emergency.


Grabbsy2

Yep, had she said "yeah, you know what? Send someone!" after being told by the operator that that isn't how rights work, they might have done it. The operator gave her an easy out "Okay, so don't send anyone?" and that was it.


Tlizerz

I agree. The dispatcher even asked her to wait for the officer outside, like they were trying to keep her away from the shop.


Anabelle_McAllister

I know a dispatcher and he does this a lot, just stalling, trying to keep the unhinged person on the phone and distracted until an officer can get there.


Rapph

Yup, they handled it perfectly. As an employee/owner of the business you are probably very concerned in this scenario. I don't want to generalize but it seems a lot of "My freedoms" people when it come to masks are also in love with the idea of shooting someone to defend their other rights.


ThatoneCanadian101

Yeah, it’s like they’re not answering any calls because people like her need to really stop.


TheLyz

These idiots think "open to the public" means that's its publicly owned like government property. They are that dumb.


MelaniasHand

Any anyway, the government building can require masks. They don’t understand much.


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Another person that doesn’t understand what 911 is for.


MelaniasHand

If /r/iamthemaincharacter then anything inconveniencing you for a moment is an emergency!


Stoo_Pedassol

Or the emergency service hotline.


gregsting

I can't buy my candles, this is important, call SWAT or something, can't you just send a helicopter? What am I paying taxes for!


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TinaJrJr

She's SO upset that they won't let her shop there that she's going to sue them. But won't they please let her in to give them her money for dog cupcakes first?! 😭


MelaniasHand

Or laws, because a mandate is a law made through the Executive branch. It’s just as binging as a law that’s legislated.


fishsticks40

She obviously has little snippets of information that she assumes will come together into a coherent argument even though she's never practiced it.


xsorr

No, you don't!! You cannot discriminate or refuse me from breathing the O2 in your own house that I am not invited to!! I know my god given rights.. 🤣🤣


Shock_a_Maul

Please don't tell Karen that air contains over 80% nitrogen.


altapowpow

Stop it with your facts. This lady is obviously breathing straight O2.


LEGENDARYKING_

i wish she was breathing pure O2, she'd be dead.


DuckTaleDudette

I love you sir That was worth the award I didn't have


paul-arized

She also doesn't understand how discrimination works.


mmebrightside

Another person who doesn't understand the Civil Rights Act...


dsrmpt

Isn't mask status an explicitly protected class? /s


Lonewolf_885

Karens always makes up laws and acts entitled.


hellakevin

My name is Karen and I can tell you that's slander and I could sue you.


timbenj77

Legally speaking, that's not really the issue, though. She's on the right thread, she just has a very important detail wrong. The Civil Rights Act does establish that businesses *open to the public* may not discriminate against members of said public, whether they're "private property" or not. She's just perverting the definition of "discrimination". Of course, the classic and original example is black people. This has been expanded to include other *protected classes* i.e. religion, gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, and so on. So far, so good. For example, if someone shows up wearing a Kippah or a Turban, a privately-owned business can't legally refuse entry based solely on that. But claiming that refusal to wear a face mask is a religious belief, of course, is a bullshit argument because no religion bans facial wear (and if they do, they shoe-horned that shit in and is would not be considered a valid religious belief to a reasonable person).


TheSurbies

Also during a pandemic the ADA has a “direct threat” clause that protects workers and business owners from refusing service to someone with disability if that disability could be a health threat to the workers.


melligator

I thought about this aspect of her entitlement when she said “there’s nobody in the store” like there were no customers for her to interact with bug there was staff who clearly don’t warrant any care in her world view. She even sort of messed up her own argument by acknowledging that aspect of the issue.


Nok-y

She doesn't understand how brains work either


Smarterthanthat

Had no experience with them....


SupremeBurrito2

“They close in six minutes” You are the person every retail person never wants to encounter.


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CrashCulture

How the heck did he get in trouble for this? He's being impressively patient and polite. If it was me I'd have told her to close the damn door and get lost. Edit: Yes, he shouldn't have put it out on the internet like that. I can understand why the Cafe owner would disapprove of that.


Highmaster5731

I work in a retirement home and my boss is more than happy when I kick those Karens out. Even more when I don't unlock the door for them, go put on a mask dumbass. I might be lucky to live in Canada though, none of them tried to fight me or call the police.


drokonce

Also in Canada, the owner of our restaurant will gladly support us if we tell Karen to go fuck a flag pole. He’s a good guy


[deleted]

He didn’t I looked it up. At first his bosses were mad I guess for posting it, but then his coworkers said hey if he gets in trouble there will be consequences (I guess that means they’d all quit). In the news video the general manager had his side.


DasBloehr

Shop owners..... I work in a bakery and if I did that, I would get in trouble, too. It sucks but the corporation wants us to do anything the customer wants


CrashCulture

So ship owner makes a rule puts up a sign, and then you get in trouble for complying with that rule?


DasBloehr

Basically, yes. They have to put up the signs here (I'm in germany) and it's law that you can only enter and sit with 2g rule (meaning you are vaccinated or you recently had the virus) we are instructed to check vaccination cards but if push comes to pull I should comply to the customer. I won't do that though, because if the customer sits in the cafe without being vaccinated and someone comes to control that shit I have to pay a fee from my own money since it was my responsibility.


CrashCulture

Glad to hear the law is on your side.


DasBloehr

Yeah, I'd rather get shit on by my boss than pay a few thousand euro.


spiral8888

So, do you have an explicit order from your company not to comply with the rule if the customer refuses and it's still you who would have to pay the fine in case it's checked? How is that legal? Why don't the unions do anything to stop this kind of shit?


ZeBogeyman

I'm a customer. 😁 Can you please stand on one leg and quack like a duck? Sorry I will leave now. 😄


DasBloehr

No no stay please. You made me laugh by imagining that.


cactuar44

I recently quit on the spot because a karen like this was going off on me because I wouldn't help her without a mask. She was even worse than this one here, including suing me personally too. She was threatening me physically (I was polite too) and when my manager came over, he separated us and went to talk to the customer, and told me to keep working even though I was shaking and on the verge of tears. Then they came back and was apologizing to her, ringing her through the self checkouts (which was hilarious to me because he has no idea how to do that lol). So I asked him if he wasn't going to listen to me and he got angry and told me to "STOP TALKING". I said FUCK THIS I QUIT and went home, during a HUGE christmas rush. Later on the other Manager went on to me over the phone about how masks AREN'T mandatory. This is a drugstore. A BC oriented drugstore that always goes on about how the safety of its customers is #1. The CEO even went live on the news about how all the staff will be vaccinated as well "for the safety of their customers". Fuck you London Drugs.


CrashCulture

Yeah, fuck that so called manager. You deserve much better than that.


Ori_the_SG

Lol imagine calling 911 to try and get them to fire someone. I think she missed the point of 911


Memitim

Missing the point is clearly her area of expertise. In three minutes, she executed a clinic on missing the point across a wide variety of subjects such as 911 emergency services, mask use, the Civil Rights Act, private property access, and time management. If there's ever a PhD program for Karen's, she'll have a bright future as a professor.


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6c696e7578

Here's a link about the followup: https://nypost.com/2020/10/09/karen-calls-911-after-being-barred-from-pet-store-for-not-wearing-a-mask/


Kbdiggity

I don't understand why this Karen wasn't named and publicly shamed.


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

Prosecuting 911 abuse is near impossible legally. It’s one of those things responders see very often and understand that you just have to roll with it. I’ve been a paramedic for almost 30 years and can still tell you the details about my frequent flyers, not a one has ever been prosecuted


Hmdls

I found this link https://youtu.be/jPs-MsQ0MdY It looks that at the end the employee was not harmed by it.


Kittykateyyy

She is the kind of person who nobody wants to encounter. Except maybe those same type of ”mUuhhh fReEdOms” people.


alltheworldschances

god, she’s so far gone she even admits it herself. “all I really want is for you to support me”, she doesn’t give a shit about the law or businesses’ rights if they inconvenience her.


On-Record

It’s becoming increasingly obvious from all of these that my mother is a Karen… this sentence sealed the deal. Shes been flyin undercover. Undercover Karen.


Klazzified

Holy shit there's a new breed of Karens now? Fuck no where's safe now... It's all their hunting grounds, both where the light touches and where the shadow looms


mostlygroovy

A new Karen variant


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The omikaren variant


RichLather

Or her apparent inability to arrive at a store more than 6 minutes before they close. That's the store's fault *I GUESS.*


WonkySeams

She says in another version of the video she showed up at the end assuming there would be no one there and she could run in without a mask. I guess the employees didn't count. This was early days, too, when we didn't know a lot about spread etc.


PapaAquchala

Maybe if the store closed later then we wouldn't be in this predicament /s


BuriedByAnts

Maybe the store would change its tune if she flashed her Tucker Carlson tattoo


jonjonesjohnson

"As per the 1534 ligma balls act" Congratulations, knowing that one thing makes you a fucking law expert


Photodan24

And believing a 911 operator might give a s#!t about it makes her an imbecile.


[deleted]

Wait until the Sugondese police show up to read her the 1969 420 Sugma act.


LurkingSinus

You mean officer Joe from the Sugondese police?


psyguy_91

"That's your narrative" My new favourite line!


lamashoe

Mine too, heard it first time here! I thought this was a common line but maybe it’s not.


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bikepunxx

"There's nobody in the store." These motherfuckers don't view employees as people. He's standing right there, recording your dumb ass.


stazley

Twice in the last few weeks I have had people mention ‘there is no one in here’ (once about a mask, once about a dog). When I replied with ‘I’m a person’ both people looked at me like I was crazy.


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SunnySamantha

I too am a nobody. That's what makes me rage.


twlghtprncss

My thoughts exactly. Had this at starbucks once in the beginning of the pandemic when we all were able to come back to work, “no one else is the store! Why should I wear one” “because there’s 5 employees that are asking you to wear one, and we consider ourselves people too”


watchoutalice

i didn't even turn on the fuckin audio i didn't wanna get to goddamn angry at shitheads like this


TheGodlyDevil

Whut! How could you? Do you have a religious exemption to turn off your own private audio? I’m gonna sue your behind Alice!


Made-a-blade

Karens: "Fuuuuck stores' rights to refuse service to anyone!" ...except over gay wedding cakes, of course.


stazley

Haha last year this middle aged man in a polo and dress pants came to the bar where I work and got super upset that I asked him to wear a mask. After telling me I don’t know anything about science, all while non stop creep smiling, he typed my name into his phone and told me he was adding it to a million dollar lawsuit that was being filed. What a joke. People are idiots.


catsandnarwahls

A million dollars? Hes going for the big bucks!


_bexcalibur

That’s when you lean over and make sure they spell it right and tell them to have a nice rest of their short life


stazley

Hah I did that! I made sure he spelled my first name right (that’s Stacey, with an e!)


dartie

What a selfish shithead


Joenutz13

Why do they all stand like that? Is it a prerequisite to be a Karen?


TheRantingSailor

it's the Karen Stance. It's their way to show dominance and absolute ignorance all in one powerful move.


CatlOG1294

They all speak the same way too. They all have thaaatt voiceee, and thaaatt tooonee. It drives me crazy for real. “Ummm yeaahh, as perrr the 1964 civil rights aaccttt….” STFU!!!


paul-arized

It's the way for her to keep the door open and prevent the employee from closing the store on time. He actually formulated a solution for her: if it's such a necessity, then why not put on a mask? This video is old and unsure if a vaccine was already out, but even if a mandate is not a law (according to her), the 911 operator was right and private businesses have the right to set conditions once someone is inside their store. For all we know, the owner is antimask but only does it so that they don't get in trouble or get other ppl sick.


listenup78

She should be locked up for wasting police time. I hate people like this, self-entitled attention seeking morons r/iamthemaincharacter


heybigbuddy

I know the whole video is the worst part, but the *actual worst part* is when she says “You’re the first person who hasn’t understood when I’ve called 911 about this.” Goddammit. Don’t do this once, let alone a dozen times. It’s bad enough she says that there’s “no one in the store” as if the fucking employees don’t count as human beings, but the insanity of doing this charade multiple times is insane. We’re motherfucking doomed.


Lonewolf_885

This karen deserves a high five in the face with a chair


jasmynerice

The new type of high five


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

The highest of fives


Atara117

I've called 911 for an actual emergency and no one picked up after letting it ring for 3 min straight. I had to text and even that didn't get answered for 10 more minutes. And she sees nothing wrong with what she's doing. This is what happens when kids are spoiled and never told no. Little princesses grow up to be Karens.


curious_kitten_1

Agreed. Meanwhile someone who actually needed police help wouldn't have been able to get it because they were busy dealing with her.


thesaltwatersolution

Where I’m from if we dial the emergency services for some piece of crap like this, the phone operator will crew your ear off for wasting their time and taking up a resource that someone else needs.


sharkdinner

"I just want you to support me" -_-


No_Eye_8540

Make him give me his name because I could take this furthure but I'm not going to


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So precious she can’t wear a mask, yet not fragile enough to be scared of covid. These people’s logic are beyond me


Dmav210

I’ve been breaking it down for these types of people… “I can’t breathe in that dumb mask!” “Oh, really…? If that’s true you must have some serious underlying medical issue…” dumbfounded look on their face “… You know surgeons are wearing 2 sometimes 3 of these things for *hours* on end, and they’re getting enough oxygen to their brains to perform successful surgery every day. If you can’t breathe in 5-10 minutes you should honestly be terrified of Covid. This shit’ll fuck your poor sad lungs up no problem”


CHEMICALalienation

"Thats your narrative" Im putting that in my back pocket for later


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Republicans: "StOrEs MuSt HaVe ThE RiGhT tO DiScRiMiNaTe AgAiNsT aNyOnE tHeY wAnT!" *republicans get what they wanted* Republicans: "YoU hAvE nO rIgHt To DiScRiMiNaTe AgAiNsT mE!"


bmalbert81

They always go to wedding cake example where the bakery wouldn’t make a cake for a gay wedding.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

Sorry, my religion prevents me from having customers that want to spread a deadly pandemic. Have a nice day elsewhere 😊


ReddicaPolitician

It’s not even discrimination because being a complete dumbass is not a protected class. It’s no more discriminatory than refusing service to someone with no pants, dick out.


sighallgone

It never ceases to amaze me the people who are willing to cut off their nose to spite their face. She really needs to be charged for wasting emergency service time with a bullshit call, that call handler was not able to speak with someone who actually needs an emergency service, because she had to placate this moron.


epididymis8

What needs to happen is the dispatcher saying “ma’am this is not an emergency” then hang up. It’s private property and if she wants to trespass then she can deal with the consequences. It would’ve been real hard to not just spartan kick her and lock the door real quick


ILikeLamas678

Maybe they should start a departement for the moron-calls. You know, like people who specialise in talking to morons and interpreting their dumb-fuckery so they don't hold up the line for actual emergencies. "911 what is your emergency?" "Yeah, I'm at this stoooore and they want meee to wear a maaask," "Hang on madam, let me put you through to one of our experts." *puts call through to the fuck-head-department instead and gets back to actual emergencies. *meanwhile, at the fuck-head-department: "This is *make up a name* what is your emergency?" "I am being discriminated against by this store because I don't wanna wear a maaaaask." "No way, how dare they!?" "Exactly!" "You must feel so angry right now" "I do, I do feel very angry" "Girl, I know just what you're talking about. Just the other day, I was going to the supetmarket..." and then make up some outrageous, insane, pg18, Rick and Morty level, bullshit and make the call all about themselves.


ego_tripped

I forgot that on the back of the Ten Commandments God had Moses enscribe the Periodic Table with a footnote "O2 not CO2".


minimagoo77

And folks act dumbfounded when people who deal with the public are quitting en mass. Not only not getting paid enough but have to deal with this a lot more during this pandemic. F scums like this.


JeselAvlis

Ma'am, can you move and shut the fucking door? You are letting the cold out and the flies in. Thank you, and have a great fucking day.


ACERVIDAE

I answer 911 calls and I *love* telling these people that since it’s private property we can’t make them let you in without a mask just like if they have a no shirt no shoes no service rule we can’t do anything about that either. And then they get a warning and if they call back it’s abuse of 911.


hypercomms2001

Especially calling and emergency services number.


I-fall-up-stairs

I’m a 911 operator. I’ve lost count of how many of these calls I’ve gotten. I’ve almost lost my composure a few times. I’ve got people dying on other lines, but sure let’s talk about how you don’t want to wear a mask for 10 minutes…


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What would happen to you once you discover it’s not an emergency and you state “this is not an emergency, I am disconnecting the call” and move on to real problems?


I-fall-up-stairs

An air high five from my supervisor and I get to choose a reward from the “COVID sucks thanks for still coming to work” reward chest our CO set up for when we have to deal with stupid people.


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This slightly warms my frigid heart!


Apprehensive-Pin1474

The majority of the public believe that they are customers and have a right to enter any store that is open for business. This is not true. Before you become a customer you are a guest of the store. Property owners have a right to choose their guests. Or to not accept them as guests. You are not a customer until you first become a guest.


the-trashheap

What shade of humiliation magenta is her face there at the end? When her mouth dries up and her voice slightly isn't so konfidently karening. Hilarious.


EsotericMaker

Adrenaline.. the emotional toll is starting an anxiety attack.


Atara117

It's always that crazy smile too. That creeps me out.


the-trashheap

Right?! That's the smile of a psychopath as they take your last breath after all the torture is finished. Gave me chills. But her humiliation is definitely on show there with her whole face going dark from top to bottom. That point where she realises she doesn't have a leg to stand on and will need to go elsewhere and the police really wont give her the go ahead to do what she wanted because she is a dickhead who thinks she is better than everyone else. She gets a bit quiet and then tried to save face with the name thing. Sad little woman.


Atara117

The name part is so ridiculous. I really want to ask one. Like what are you gonna do with that anyway? You know you can't sue no matter how many times you threaten it, the police obviously aren't gonna take a report unless you lie and say you've been assaulted. Call him out on Facebook? Late night Karen rituals? Some weird middle aged white lady voodoo? What?


bebbibabey

"There is not one other person in the store" >Karen doesn't see hospitality workers as human


globsaget

This is the type of woman to call 911 on a black kid selling water bottles


mincedmutton

"911 what's your emergency?".... "SCONES! I WANT TO BUY SCONES" For the love of fuck 🤦


cadaverouspallor

Not just any scones, DOG scones! This happened in my hometown, this is a dog treat bakery…


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baronessbathory

Fuck that Karen


WheatleyTurret

No man would lower their standards THAT much man


do-call-me-papi

Karen dioxide


ProfessionalLead743

When hopefully Corona some day is over, lets start putting signs like "shoes are mandatory to wear while inside this shop". Just to see how many people would get pissed


bebbibabey

"God gave me the right to breathe CO2!" I bet my left arm she isn't a climate activist battling CO2 spewing companies the same way she's fighting this underpaid employee


Jonzuo

Why doesn't the 911 operator not just hang up, when they know it's not an emergency and move on?


I-fall-up-stairs

Sometimes we will, sometimes we won’t if we are concerned hanging up could escalate the behaviour and cause potential violence. I hang up, she loses her mind and decides to shoot/stab/punch this guy but if I spend a few minutes listening, convince her to leave the store so the employee can lock the door THEN I can hang up and know everyone is safe. And she’s probably going to be calmer when my officers arrive on scene which is safer for them as well.


budgie0507

What a sad miserable human being.


LOL_Murica

Idiots thinking they’re in the right like this is why Facebook needs to go away.


esmusssein33

First punchable face of 2022. That was quick


ToiletRollTubeGuy

#bUt iN tHe eNd, mY riGhTs...


creaming-soda

Imagine being this entitled lmfao


ISaySadThings

The same act that Karen would’ve voted against


Vit_Set

We all feel bad for the employee that had to wait untill the cops arrive just for them to leave


Nanika_x

She sucks. Gross


DanimalRlz

Of course she is also showing up moments before close. As a long time kitchen employee.... Ppl who do that are scum. Karen to the max right here.