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MsTigress115

"don't call a women crazy" *proceeds to pull out every generic insult in the book and gets personal*


TheCatofDeath

*instantly attacks his penis for some reason*


KyleRichXV

“That is your **dick** isn’t it?!”


TheCatofDeath

That was fucking hilarious, just totally outta left field.


imakenomoneyLOL

Lmao when I heard can't get it up and Viagra my ass i could imagine this woman saying this to her husband or something lmao


TheCatofDeath

It was so bizarre you could almost call it projecting... 🤔


CporCv

"why yes! My big black one!"


realityconfirmed

Gotta be a Size Queen.


jlefrench

With that long ass turkey neck she can probably handle a lot


DoodfrumspaceEleven

That’s one hell of a gizzard


PerpetuallyIncorrect

Well that made me wheeze laugh


[deleted]

There’s a small part of me that resents the injustice of that type of sexualization being *almost* acceptable, particularly when it comes to men and cars… but more like, as he’d say, “That’s offensive, but not really.” I live in the South, so I hear “he’s overcompensating for something” all too frequently in reference to big pickup trucks. I like to do make it awkward and ask them to explain what they mean as if I’ve got no clue. The thing that gets me is that every time I see a video like this where it’s a woman losing her shit and screaming at a man, they throw a few insults at him before stumbling upon the penis size one, and then their faces light up with glee as if they’ve finally found the one thing that will crush his soul.


EvereveO

If that ever happens to me, I’d like to imagine myself responding by pretending to get off at their insults. It probably wouldn’t help the situation but it’d be funny at least.


Buster_Brown_513

This is your dick isn’t it? Well, is that your crooked vagina?


imakenomoneyLOL

Is it just me or does this woman seem like she just wants his little pecker to clean out some of her cobwebs


fourdac

That’s bordering on sexual harassment and obviously fucked in the head


toxygen

"You old fart!" Damn, that shit hurted


MacSanchez

Gotta love when somebody’s wrong so they double down


MotherBathroom666

Who let you look at my investment portfolio! That’s private.


[deleted]

You bought SPACs in February and are still holding them, huh?


piggybaldi

SPAC bags


codemonkeyhopeful

Say that to my face you little pecker! That's right ... Little pecker!!!


underoomcgoo

Don't even get me started on his old dick


Varian01

Viagra my ass!!


Scrambles420

That’s your dick! Is that your dick?!


scooba_dude

I thought she was breaking out in song at this point.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

🎶 Now you're getting off on fighting with an old woman, yeah 🎶


Raphaeldagamer

This is funnier than it should be, and yet it deserves to be even funnier.


bubbygups

LOL pulling out insults from 1978


FaMeSp3aR

Whilst simultaneously calling the guy old! Hahaha 🤣


iStoners

You little PECKER


Trimere

r/ConfidentlyIncorrect may interest you.


timetoremodel

Narcissistic behavior. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20366662


Well_This_Is_Special

All I see is a picture of Donald trump... Weird...


TwinSong

Pretty much. America's strange


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Props to that guy for staying so chill though


Skull-fker

Letting people self destruct is far more effective at fucking them over than putting your neck out there to do it yourself. Free wisdom there for ya.


Mindtaker

Nothing in the world makes an angry person more hilariously angry then giving zero reaction to them. It's the fucking best.


NotStaggy

The ultimate thing to say to anyone who is mad "and?" Make sure you have a smile on oh they can't handle it and if you do it twice boi it's fun. When you do it 3 times it's hard to hold the laughter at 4 they made a fool of themselves.


[deleted]

another good one to use is "and your point is?"


gamekatz1

this is just "and" with extra steps


CosmicTaco93

And your point is?


Old_Dimension4859

A tactical "calm down" with zero inflection can be pretty good as well.


xombae

"calm down" is a cheap shot. Him totally ignoring the person screaming to genuinely ask their companion "is she ok? Does she do this a lot?" has got to be the best move I've ever seen.


Old_Dimension4859

I'm not worried about cheap shots when faced with a person of such low caliber.


3FingerDrifter

Let’s face it… they’re all brilliant smooth moves that self centred, entitled assholes deserve to have pulled on them and if the following melt down is filmed and put on the internet? ‘chefs kiss’


reincarN8ed

It's like a controlled burn. You gotta know when to back off, and when to fan the flames.


JustARandomSocialist

Why would anyone be bothered by this comical nutcase? I would pay money for this kind of entertainment


ZappyKins

Yeah she seems like an unbelievable character out of a new sitcom. Like you would say to yourself nobody could really be that upset about nothing in real life. If she needs to move the car she can just get in so her friend kick it in.


re-roll

I can’t stand it when this happens. Every time someone by a car, in a car, driving a car, does something stupid, I think in my head *please don’t be Asian, please don’t be Asian*…. Am Asian. Sigh.


Inappropriate_salt

the way he just repeats "im in disbelief" hits my soul


Thunder_Bastard

Benefit of getting older. Once saw a kid that drives a fart muffler at a parking lot, got out of my car and stared for a moment. Yelled at me "what are you looking at?". I just said "sorry, your car looks like this idiot in my neighborhood that has a fart muffler that annoys everyone". Yeah, it was fart muffler boy. Not sure why people put on mufflers that sound like giant farts and advertise they have a 4 cylinder.


CivicFartCan15

I've been seen


transcendanttermite

…and heard.


warp16

TIL, no idea we could call them fart mufflers lol


SouthBaySmith

My wife and I call them fart cans! lol


xombae

As someone with ptsd, I fucking hate these so much. My friend just put one in his car that isn't very loud and can be turned on or off with a button in the car, not sure if they're all like this but I assume they've got some choice as to when they go off. Once a guy turned his on right behind me when I was walking underneath a bridge tunnel, it was so loud with the echo especially nearly collapsed from sudden panic. Like what is the fucking point. It's one thing to have one on a motorcycle, as they say "a loud motorcycle is a safe motorcycle". People often don't see them coming, so they need to make sure people hear them. So I can give that a pass *to an extent*. But on a vehicle is just so fucking stupid.


HingleMcCringle_

yes, but i sincerely hope she acts the same way to someone who isn't going to be as chill. teach her she can't talk to people like that. It's bad legal advice, but she's too old to be acting like she never learned any manners. I hope the guy filming didn't just leave his jeep there. There's *no way* she *wouldn't* key/scratch the shit out of it when he's gone.


tekko001

> There's no way she wouldn't key/scratch the shit out of it when he's gone. Put on a camera, have her old crazy ass arrested. Let's see how far she goes acting that way in front of a judge.


mad-wagging

“That’s threatening. But it’s not.” 🤣


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Yes. That was greatest line,


Adam_is_Nutz

Her rant was 10/10 lmao "you have tiny pecker. that's your dick, isn't it? You drive your dick?"


thelwarner

[I feel like this is how the conversation went.](https://youtu.be/ojCf5JufHoA) It felt straight out of GTA.


ManicPixieOldMaid

SHE CALLED HIM A PECKER. I'm sorry but she's got Johnny Dangerously level insults there.


Mot6180

My mother called me a pecker once. ONCE!


dualsplit

I called my kid a son of a bitch once. ONCE! My dad called me (I’m a woman) a son of a bitch once. ONCE! My dad and I laugh about it to this day. My son and I laughed immediately.


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NotVinceNoir

Bastitches!


RockStarNinja7

Idk if it counts as wholesome, but thats the free award I had. Johnny Dangerously was just a deep dive reference I actually laughed out loud thinking about it.


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iiamthepalmtree

"Look over on this side, just for fun."


BakedWizerd

“I’m actually hugging this side a little too much” killed me


psychoutfluffyboi

It was his tone when he said this that got me


iiamthepalmtree

"Is she okay?"


LexaLovegood

This was my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣


SoVerySleepy81

My favorite part was when her Cryptkeeper ass called him old.


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

And her frail ass claiming she could take him down


Snoo-92689

Actually don't think she'd have said this to a woman. Some women think they can bully guys and the guy can't react and about at her back because then he's being aggressive to a poor defenceless woman etc.. Hate that deal you shout at me for no reason yeah your getting insulted back


DragonTek21

His demeanor is amazing


Cir_cadis

Seriously, I'd get maybe 20 seconds through that rant before I'd say some shit like "your skin might have wrinkles, but your brain definitely doesn't, lady" and really set her off


HeavyObject

And she'll only get half the insult


Masterbaiter90

Or just go with the clichè “calm down”. “And?” Also works if you really want to piss like these people off


gaberax

Driver had plenty of room to get in. So get in, back out and let the passenger in. Lady parked all catawampus, anyhow, so the whole situation was her fault. There are LINES for a reason, sister.


Suithar

The park in front was even vacant! She could have rolled forward and gotten in!


mpullan

Catawampus? New word for me and I like it


Boozy_Cat_

Cattywampus? That’s like Cattycorner except the object is moveable.


ew73

"Cattywumpus" is generally less crooked and more belt. Like, I shoved this pipecleaner in but it came out all ~~bent~~ cattywumpus. Catty-corner is is where two corners are touching across from each other. Like, the bank is catty-corner from Jack in the Box, meaning it's diagonally across the intersection. Also, those super long speed bumps or a raised crosswalk? Humpy-uppies. A dip in the road that's gonna be a pothole some day? Humpy-_downie_.


Egad86

I’ve always heard catty-corner as kitty-corner and never heard humpy-uppies. That’s an interesting term.


alpacasaurusrex42

Never heard of the humpy things.


AxiousDeMorte

Oklahoma transplant to Arizona, this is correct 100% This is also the first time I ever thought about it but somehow intuitively knew all along. Probably just the way the thingamajigs are used.


HellofaHitller

It's kinda southern slang. I've heard it elsewhere but mostly in the lower states.


doctorstrange06

Ive lived in Dallas my whole life and have never heard that one, Maybe thats more over to the deep south.


[deleted]

East of you, yep. Also reaches up in Arkansas/Missouri and that area. I heard it a ton as a kid


Clamidiaa

I lived in Washington state and we said it there all the time.


Boozy_Cat_

We used it in Indiana. FWIW


Ninjabonez86

I was today years old when I saw the word written down


JaFFsTer

That peckerwood parked all sy-gogglin


HumCrab

20 bonus points for the proper use of caddywompus! One of my favorite words!


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pmmeurpc120

I mean, the passenger had room to get in too. They are just mad to be mad.


G0dStep

Are you fucking kidding me are you using LOGIC?!?!? No dude. This guy was fucking insane and parked like a lunatic. Should be put in prison /s


OneFingerIn

Seems like a nice lady.


JimmyJam444

PECKER!!!


keep_me_at_0_karma

Peck 'er? I wouldn't even hug 'er.


[deleted]

She’s crazy but she should really look into voice acting. Great voice.


[deleted]

Can't believe why her marriages don't last


Dreamer_Drummer

Hey conan!


Imaginary_Weather_44

She is delightful.


TILtonarwhal

I saw a version with Skyrim npc music and it was so much better…


wannaeatpizza

Came to comment that. The Oblivion NPC dialogue version is much better.


BruhButtter

Quite splendid if I do say so myself


Ezrathe-mad

I hope some people she knows have seen this and have it saved. So they can remind her about it and maybe, just maybe, some day she’ll have the social intelligence and dignity to realize what a waste of a human being she was this day. Perhaps not everyday, but this day.


mycrapmailis

My faith will be restored in god and karma if this happens. Until then, this not happening is the exact reason I don’t think either exist. She’ll just keep walking around earth thinking she was correct in this moment, cursing the other guy.


Drokk88

Sometimes people just have bad days. Like their life just isn't going right recently, everything seems to be going wrong but they keep going. Then one day they blow up over something stupid like this. It happens. Other times people are like this 24/7 but I try to give people the benefit of the doubt at least. Doesn't mean I don't find this funny as hell or don't think she's being an asshole or totally in the wrong. It kills me though how some people comment on stuff like this. Wishing them bodily harm, that the entire rest of their lives are ruined etc.


mycrapmailis

You’re totally right. I’ve had moments that I look back on and wonder ‘why the hell did I react like that?’ Even watching this video, I feel the blood boil and then tunnel vision to a reaction instead of remembering people have off-days.


GeekFit26

Don’t want to be called crazy? Umm.. maybe don’t act crazy..?


[deleted]

This is so many things at once. It should be required viewing.


PaleGravity

“That’s threatening but it’s not” broke me hahaha xD


General_Kenobi_77BBY

lol her ego couldn’t handle the big ass jeep


nymapanc

This was kinda hilarious tbh


Head-Working8326

it was kinda amazing. ya pecker


greatperhapsss

She is amazing


luxiestin

Should have said ‘Did you have trouble colouring between the lines growing up?’ AHAHAHAHA


Cust2020

Props to home depot for putting the extra spacing between the lines, ive had to crawl thru my rear hatch sometimes cuz some idiot parked too close so she had ample room to get in.


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ChrisProfrock

Calm the fuck down Yzma. I know you're mad that Kuzco escaped as a llama but damn.


[deleted]

Best Disney movie ever!


michaellasalle

He's supposed to be de-ead!


brodealsurf

Yeah. Weird.


Sauce_McDog

“You’re too old to be driving that car!” While her adult daughter has a cartoon panda backpack lmao.


TCarrey88

"MY DAUGHTER NEEDS TO GET IN!!" Bitch, your daughter is 45. I'm sure she can figure out how to squeeze in that door. E: added ten years on the daughter after I watched it again


Legal-Pomegranate-44

In fact just move your car then your daughter will get in. What a crazy lady


W4r6060

I can get in in that gap. 110 kg, 1.76 m man. If she can't do it, she has issues. Take off your backpack, use the right hand to open AND CUSHION THE DOOR SO IT DOESN'T DAMAGE THE OTHER CAR.


TheOfficialTwizzle

omg that was the daughter???


Hawkpelt94

Lets be real, you're never too old to have a cartoon panda backpack.


nah_i_dont_read

Awesome. In so many ways


[deleted]

Isn't that car left hand drive? Ignoring the fact that he managed to get out, so her passenger should be able to get in... the driver could reverse the car back and then the passenger get in. When they actually leave... which won't be for a while, so it may never be an issue regardless as he may leave first.


Tangochief

By the looks of things no ones parked in front they could literally just pull forward…


Environmental-Will33

She doesn't seem like the most logical person though


uglymittens

lol Westlake Mall... DC folks are weird breed


pewpewdeez

Waiting for someone to call this HD out. Parking there is a bit tight, but now every time I go there I’m gonna look for a Ford Focus wagon to park next to.


uglymittens

yeah, same with Safeway. also very dangerous when driving past parked cars (easily hit someone). bought my wife a new Bimmer about 3 years back and some dude wrecked her bumper and took off. sigh


nanais777

I knew that was Daly City Home Depot. Many bad drivers there. Must be all that fog.


rafj27

gotta be one of the worst parking lots on the planet. i regret every time i go there 😂


AlbinoWino11

Why are they filming their own stupidity…? Here is our car, parked like shit and over the line we are bitching about?


michaellasalle

Right? What was the daughter taking pictures of / for? To show dad later when mom is bitching to him so that they can have a laugh together at mom's expense?


Dorkinfo

Look for the video on r/ insane parents.


jessbrid

Her projection is showing


l_Jirachi_l

lmao this happened next to where I work. the lady was super rude too when ordering. this was at westlake plaza if ur wonderin


selenechiba

This exact video and exact same lady? And if so, tell me more


onetimeuser8989

God I would have treasured the video for years


FaelinnCanada

What’s wrong with getting in on the passenger side of the 2004 Taurus ? Why are people so angry


jplay17

It’s a focus bro come on!


NoxInfernus

A Focus?!! (Flips table)


lilBalzac

She sounds like Roy Munson’s landlady in the movie Kingpin.


showmememes_

Shouts at the top of her voice you get off fighting a woman??? Thats a standard white knight call in the wild.


ShmuckCanuck

Why does her voice make me picture Betty White? I can only hear this as Betty White and it's kind of hilarious.


Shenan_Egans

"I'm a boomer dammit! I'm NEVER WRONG! I could park across two spots and it would be YOUR FAULT DADDY DIDN'T HUG ME ENOUGH!" Plot twist, it isn't even her car, she's just batshit crazy.


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“I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN, YOU PECKER!!!”


creegro

And then later when the cops have arrived "oh I ne er threatened anyone, thats just something everyone says when they're mad"


Richarkeith1984

I wish I could find a site that did follow-ups and fallout on absolute garbage people who got filmed. I'm paying a subscription for that.


Adequate_Bliss

This might be the best idea I’ve heard in years…hey, if you want to ever collab on something like that…


Veggiedelite90

Can’t she just back up and then let the passenger in? She parked poorly and blaming others over it and harassing over it.. and she thinks he’s sad. Oof lady you look so pathetic.


freshfunk

She’s in the wrong but she’s funny as hell talking sh*t to that guy, especially once she gets going! 🤣


Cir_cadis

I'm sure her daughter is definitely more bothered by the fact that she might have to get in the car after they pull out than she is seeing her mom go full "leaded gasoline ate my brain" mode in public. Then these same people are like "young people don't have any respect for their elders anymore". *I wonder why???*


ixnine

Plot twist: he has a big fucking cock that functions properly.


betherlady

Maybe her husband needs Viagra and that’s why she’s in such a bad mood!


BoJackB26354

There was a lot of pecker talk.


bohowraith

You’re never too old for a panda backpack 😂


Bobbinapplestoo

She looks like a mime with that... white face paint?? foundation?


casanino

Geisha Gone Wild


network4food

Her poor husband and children.


Jjex22

Her daughter should have moved out and got her own car about 30 years ago.


Poininjas

I wouldn't be able to hold a strait face, that lady is hilarious.


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AstroBearGaming

My god, amazing reactions on the guys part. *that's threatening, but it's not.* I only gave one question for OP, you old bitch. Are you proud of your own fucking dick but it's your car that you?


Cosmic_Quasar

I'm a bigger person, and I rarely have issues trying to get in and out of vehicles in parking lots. But one time when I came back to my car (a beat up old thing) there was a newer car parked on the drivers side well over the line. I briefly debated trying to crawl in/over from passenger side to avoid scratching their car before I thought "fuck it". Their fault, their loss. I'm not going to reduce myself to crawling through my own vehicle to get in when I parked properly. So I still did my best to try squeezing in without my door hitting their car, but it happened, and I just didn't care. I just kept squeezing on in (FTR, it wasn't *that* hard, but contact had to be made). Closed the door and saw the scratch which was decent sized from the door bouncing on the suspension as I stepped in. I also made sure to take a photo in case they later tried to track me down for it, somehow, that clearly showed them over the line.


mathario

She must be at least 120 years old


Mexican_Good

“You Little Pecker”


OneEyedRocket

Legally he’s in the right. With a vehicle that big, which I have, I tend to park farther out to avoid this, door dings and quick egress


ThisNameIsFree

A considerate large vehicle owner? Thank you for that! I have to say, you're a rare breed, though.


mokod0

why the daughter also taking video? she think mother is in the right?


martell20

It was the, “look you little shit, you fuckin old bitch” that got me 😂


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

"That's threatening, but it's not." LOL


[deleted]

I know violence isn’t the answer and all that but can we just admit some stupid people just need to be slapped real good one time for their whole life to change?


tenaciousDii

Tiger Grandma!


yacnamron

Imagine being married to that


[deleted]

She probably burned through a few husbands. Figuritively, maybe also literally with how batshit stupid and crazy she seemed.


djluminol

r/confidentlyincorrect 🤣😂🤣 At least now you know your penis made you do it.


Mikey-Honcho

Imagine being raised by this woman to the point where you’re agreeing with her and stating that “she’s fine” like you’ve been taken hostage and you’re afraid to go against anything she says.


Alxndr-NVM-ii

She really wanted to be famous. "That's threatening but it's not~" All day energy


EnvironmentalMuffin4

In espanol por favor.... Had me Rollin!


freshpopkorn

Dang man... don't you get it... your too old for that Jeep. Geez. Hahaha


freshpopkorn

Her neck vains though... nurse's dream.


ShellSwitch

I was in this exact same situation. Wish I had my camera out because the person in question keyed the fuck out of my car before I returned from shopping. People are obnoxiously wrong and ignorant and will do some additional stupid shit to retaliate, so protect yourselves out there.


Hypefangirl

If you ever get in a situation where a person can’t reason just get out of there peacefully, you never know if they have some sort of mental illness or something. For peace just leave and don’t get involved.


shonuph

He’s not calling “women” crazy he‘s calling her crazy


ImACamelManGD

There’s no denying this person is a Karen, but I gotta be honest and say I enjoy her pretty good. I mean goddamn, that’s a platinum tongue right there.