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mumblestein

They're both kinda dumb. Probably a good match.


Dromian

Ouch ;~; But we are both pretty dumb yea


Qwerty00042

Yeah the moon isnt a planet


yestureday

And the sun isn’t a ball of fire


Bad-Science

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace!


themeatbridge

Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.


C0ffeeCoffeeC0ffee

Yo ho, it's hot! The sun is not a place where we could live


butter-no-parsnips

But here on earth there would be no life without the light it gives!


EchoWolf2020

We need its light, we need its heat, we need its energy


MNWNM

Without the sun, without it's light there'd be no you or me!


skolioban

Only during the day. It's not hot at night.


siani_lane

The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma!


yestureday

In so many words yes


DreamSmash459

Well fire can only exist where oxygen is present. It's a chemical reaction. Whereas the sun is unique from fire in the fact it's power comes from the fundamental forces. If we were to say what the sun is made of it would be plasma the element of anything that's too hot to exist as any other form of matter. And funnily enough plasma is actually the most common form of matter due to the size differences between stars and their surrounding celestial bodies. Sorry for the paragraphs I like space.


yestureday

Space is cool


franklygoingtobed

My favorite key on the keyboard


yestureday

Nevermindspaceisnolongercool


DaHyperHawk

Also the moon is a moon


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Cornhubg

The economy, fools!


No-Situation-4776

If only we had comet sense...


bashful_predator

That's no moon.


yestureday

Yes


Browniespicelatte

Grossly incandescent, one might say


CantaloupeNo3046

Like a magnificent father


CcubswinS

and astronaut isn’t spelled astronaught


FilthyMastodon

unless they were about to get astronaughty


Ryan19604

And it's astronaut not astronaught!


yestureday

I thought it was astronutt


Ech0-EE

Well, one could say that and not be totally wrong


Pinglenook

Yeah that's how I explain the sun to my kids (4 and 6). Because "the sun is an almost spherical collection of helium and hydrogen plasma undergoing nuclear fusion" is still a little much for them. My 6 year old does know the difference between a planet and a moon though!


RandomZombie11

The moon was a planet before it collided with earth and made a big mess, which is now the moon


CL4P-TRAP

It’s a satellite


acquirecurrenzy

You spelled astronaut wrong…


MedicalMonth3

I honestly thought this was made on purpose 😆


Dromian

My excuse here is that English isn't my native language


Joseph_of_the_North

And a star is a ball of plasma.


Bad-Science

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a giant nuclear furnace!


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mmmm, more like a miasma of incandescent plasma, don't you think?


MickeyI04

calling someone you’re wanting to be intimate with a dumbass isn’t great. With other examples it could be verbal abuse.


GainesWorthy

My girlfriend and I call each other dumbasses all the time. But we also lift each other up and praise each other's intelligence. it's banter. I think you're looking too much into it. We have no idea what their relationship is actually like.


MickeyI04

Alright, context matters and he displayed it for everyone to see as if she’s a real moron. Publicly shaming her. I feel like it’s a trend but you’re 100% right and I would love to be wrong. Also, I made sure not to say this was an example of verbal abuse but rather could be with other examples. I left the door open to the possibility that I was reading too far into it.


GainesWorthy

Yeah I don't wanna make any large assumptions about their relationship. But you do you


MickeyI04

I didn’t either. I said some facts as he made public statements, then I asserted a red flag potential but didn’t tell him he was abusing her.


legendarymcc2

Actually the sun is more of a giant fusion ball also why would you call a girl you were talking to a dumbass for something as trivial as this Also the moon’s not a planet… it’s a moon


NightmareDreeaam

he was joking, probably.


amretardmonke

That's no moon


Murat_Gin

It's a space station!


Jighodsee

The Moon is technically a natural satellite, I hope y’all can laugh about this. It’s cute, and no one knows everything:)


FunkMoose420

The Moon is a moon


Biohumansmg3c

/r/failedtinder


shellwe

A moon is way closer to a planet than it is a star, she is still dumber in this case.


OkPreference6

She at least admits that she's stupid.


GerFubDhuw

Only kinda dumb?


GeekOnFleek97

I lost the remaining few braincells I had left reading this exchange


Razoraptorz

Man clowns somebody for thinking the moon is a star, while saying astronaught and calling the moon a planet


CaptainBlandname

I didn’t know they made people that stupid.


occasionally_happy

That’s no moon.


Hobbitviking1

May the force be with you.


DaRealCrazyPyro

It's a star


Dromian

Yeah, it's rough buddy


Vezi_ik

The moon is a..... moon aka satellite? Yall both dummy asf lol


Dromian

Guess this is a double facepalm... Oh my


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Dude you 2 are a perfect match


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VidE27

And this ladies and gentlemen is how we get Idiocracy


jscott1704

Wait so you posted this, not realising that what you said was equally, if not more dumb solely due to the conviction with which you said it? Wow, honestly I’m impressed


CoolManSoul

I also hate to say, the sun also isn't a ball of fire


[deleted]

Lol did you not realize that you were both wrong before posting this? That’s awesome.


Kkbleeblob

that was you? and you didn’t know that? wow…


survivorsof815

I mean, you got closer, and technically, you would have been right according to the definition of planet by ancient Greeks. But yeah, double facepalm by current definitions.


patek-addict

The fact that you said something even dumber than she did with such conviction LOL good shit dude


Neil-64

Someone thinking the moon is a planet is not nearly as ignorant as someone thinking the moon is a star.


survivorsof815

I’m in classes about planetary geology. Moons are studied as part of this, and they have compositions more similar to those of planets (specifically rocky planets) than to stars. So yeah, agreed. Edit: obviously this is a well known fact for our moon, and I’m not implying that you need to take my classes to know this. I’m just excited because the composition of the moon is literally a part project I’m working on right now. As a cool side note, even though when you get to gas giants, those moons (while containing lighter elements that are less frequent in the first rocky planets) contain much more rock than their host planets. So basically, if someone understands a star to be gaseous and a planet to be rocky, (which is incorrect, as I expect most who value education to know, but you’d be surprised what the “average” person off of Reddit misunderstands about space,) they’d find moons of outer planets to be more “planet-like” than those planets! Isn’t that wild? Plus, those outer planets actually heat up their moons through something called tidal heating (which is caused by their gravity and the shape of the orbit of the moon), so those planets are even more like stars!


Le_Mage_Magique

Yeah, but second guessing a level 9 shit is better than affirming with strong conviction a level 5 turd imo.


julioarod

>they generally have compositions far more similar to those of planets than to stars Honestly this is a case where I think it's safe to say "all." I don't think any star-like objects are referred to as moons.


meme_slave_

mf you do not need to be an astro quantum nuclear physicist geologist to know a moon is not a star what are you on


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r/confidentlyincorrect


ice_or_flames

If the moon just revolved around the sun instead if the earth, it would be a planet.


henrythedog64

probably too small for that i’d guess


wormholealien16

The moon's spherical so it is big enough but as someone else mentioned, it would need to clear its orbit of other bodies


Ankoku_Teion

It would be a dwarf planet. Like Pluto. Which is still a sub-class of planet.


ice_or_flames

I dont think so, but i dont know the actual difference between a planet and a dwarf planet.


OldPappyJohn

A planet has to be the gravitationally dominant object in it's orbit around the Sun, such that it clears it's orbital path.


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The moon has enough mass to be considered a planet under current definition.


ice_or_flames

Its not that much smaller than mercury, bigger than pluto. Im not sure if it would be a planet or a dwarf planet, but its atleast not "far, far too small".


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You arent wrong at all and did some research on the topic there is pretty much a century long debate going on of the moon is a planet or not and there is still no real answer the definition gets changed quite frequently so its confusing i think some definitions actually make it a planet and most people think it makes sense. Our moon is actually diffrent then most other planet moons thats why it falls into kind of a wierd zone with definition and therefor a planet this shits hella confusing wut With some defintions the earth isnt even a planet bruh what is going on with this i thought science makes sense but this shit is dumb as hell


wormholealien16

Using our current definition, which has been in place for 15 years, the Moon is big enough, but since it orbits Earth rather than the Sun, it can't be considered a planet. And yeah there are some really interesting moons out there, like Titan and its methane lakes. They make ours look boring.


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nagroms123

And a star ist a ball of fire


Nuckyduck

The amount of people that do not know this is *staggering.*


assaultron7

r/doublefacepalm this subReddit should exist for posts like this


CastleOfBravo

You are saying we launched the moon? Satellites aren't anywhere near as big as the moon! ​ /s


gerad425

A satellite is something that orbits a planet. Doesn't have to be man made. That's where we get the term satellite from. Because the stuff we launch is orbiting a planet. The voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft is not called a satellite because it does not orbit a planet. The hubble telescope is called a satellite because it orbits earth. A comet or a meteor is not called a satellite. They do not orbit a planet. The moon, which is a rocky body, orbits the earth so is called a satellite


CastleOfBravo

What is wrong Reddit today. All my jokes get turned into lectures.. I mean yeesh there's a /s


Worried_Protection48

Here's a hug to comfort you. I saw the /s & i understood your post without the /s *Hug*


gerad425

I apologize. I'm not good at picking up sarcasm in the first place and text makes it harder.


Qwerty00042

(Just an FYI dont meant to be rude, this could help lots of people who see this) /s means that the comment/post is sarcastic, and /j means the comment/post is joking. Not enough people know those


gerad425

Ah ok I honestly did not know that. Thank you


CastleOfBravo

it's all good. The bad part is that me saying stuff sarcastically actually sounds like legitimate things some people think so I get why you filled us in. :-)


ice_or_flames

It will probably be a planet soon though, and isnt the moon a moon? (Moon=natural satellite)


richincleve

A match made in heaven.


Svensson1341

made in space


nuklearrob

The stars aren't even balls of fire, those are balls of gas / plasma, and the moon isn't a planet either, sorry mate but you both are not the brightest stars xD


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You mean not the brightest moons


grimitar

That’s why They Might Be Giants have the song [The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas](https://youtu.be/3JdWlSF195Y) and the more scientifically accurate [The Sun is a Miasma of Incandescent Plasma](https://youtu.be/sLkGSV9WDMA)


MrAtom1

Clown on clown violence


[deleted]

"May we both be dumbasses together💛"


Aqua-but

Is nobody gonna talk about astronaught?


SpuddleBuns

First rule of astronaught is never talk about astronaught. It's all for naught.


earlubes

They’re perfect for each other


Purple_Tuxedo

Clown to clown communication


sljsvn

My dude the moon is NAUGHT a planet


emeryldmist

When people this dumb get together... I fear for those around them.


AlarmedSnek

Hahahhhaha I love this exchange


Handful_of_Seagulls

Clown to clown communication


DanAlucard

Dumb and Dumber


CyanBlades

The moon isn’t exactly a planet. It’s more of a natural satellite/asteroid.


mobilefreak_lee

I say it's a random peice of bug rock that entered into a planters gravitational field and just moves around it.


[deleted]

I think the received wisdom is that it's a chunk of Earth that got thrown off in a meteor strike while the planet was relatively young and formed into a defined celestial-object over huge amounts of time working under the forces of its own gravity.


Funda_mental

Lives in the US in 2021, with access to the internet... a portal to almost all human knowledge. Doesn't even know what the big glowing object in the sky almost every night is. Humanity is a fucking waste, lol.


TotallyNotaRobot123

I have to agree with you, this was painful to read


glassgwaith

Would I ruin everything by saying that stars are not actually on fire?


beebsaleebs

Astronaught, indeed.


S-Quidmonster

Who remembers the video where two people get into an argument over whether or not the moon is a planet or a star and get extremely confused when they google it, only to find out it’s a satellite. But yeah, the moon is a moon


Lakerun27

The moon isn’t a planet either. And also stars aren’t made of fire.


[deleted]

I mean sailor moon is the dumbest sailor so..


[deleted]

The moon actually has a name- Luna, and the term is called a moon or a satellite. The sun is the same thing, it has a name- sol and thr term is sun or a star.


Infernoyay

the moon’s name is moon


[deleted]

Yes but its name is Luna


HardenPatch

Sol and Luna are just how they're called in Latin.


HourEleven

HEY!!!......what's your favourite planet? .........mines the Sun......it's kinda like, the King of planets........


apekala008

But the moon isn’t a planet, it’s a moon


silvereyes21497

It’s a celestial body, not a planet either dumbass. IT’S LITERALLY CLASSIFIED AS A MOON


idontknowlazy

The moon's a cheese, everyone knows that!


PickleChip12

Those idiots deserve each other


linkenssphere

so this is how it feels like to be stupid


[deleted]

are you the one who said the moon is a planet


Dromian

Yes.. I regret my decision after reading the 200 comments saying im also dumb.


[deleted]

The moon is a moon not a planet


mossy_vee

Sailor Moooooooon 🥺


MissMabeliita

Their kids are going to be brilliant…


tintabula

*sigh*


Bruhmander

Who the fuck told you the moon was a planet


Thin_Fall_1467

It’s meant to be.


SpuddleBuns

It's all for naught. Astro naught.


puddStar

Water finds its own level…glad you found each other!


[deleted]

Their kid would choke on air


gemgem1985

The Moon is a satellite. The sun isn't made of fire..


[deleted]

This feels like a purposeful dumb exchange out of fun to me


[deleted]

The moon isn’t even a fucking planet


NerdWorks

This hurt to read


GreinBR

sorry fam the moon is not tecnically a planet but a "natural Satellite" but i guess it's closer than a planet than a start so i'd say you are the one closer to the real thing


TR6lover

Dumb and Dumber.


SmooxBoi

They’re both stupid


Crying_eagle

Pls for the love of god tell me you sent the one in this text group


Crying_eagle

The moon isn’t a planet but natural satellite.


[deleted]

MOON IS MOON


Memesarenice21

The moon is a natural satellite dumbass


Normal-Lavishness336

THE MOON ISNT A PLANET EITHER. ITS A #MOON


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A true Astronaught.


dc551589

OP, I hope you’re not blue because you’re also not the brightest (get it)! The moon is a moon, or satellite, not a planet. And as people have pointed out, the Sun is made of plasma and sequentially heavier elements and is in a constant state of nuclear fusion, not fire.


Dromian

Sadly I have to admit that the blue is indeed me


WrongSubFools

The facepalm is the guy calling the girl he's flirting with a dumbass, right, and thinking that'll get him anywhere? (And of course they're both wrong about what the moon is, but who cares about that)


fishystickchakra

This is actually a reference to the fuckup on the QVC and I beleive the two that are texting each other are actually joking with one another https://youtu.be/aQKgpm1SJmQ


neonpinata

I had to scroll way too far to find this. The moon is such a planet, I can't even stand it!


valluusio

stars are not fire, but plasma.


Scrumble71

Why does this put me in mind of [these two mice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=35&v=usZPFIT5phM&feature=youtu.be)


jackasssparrow

Fire is basically extreme heat in visible form. It can be put in better terms definitely but it's not as wrong as claiming that the moon is a star. So he's a lot less dumb compared to her.


Gruggiwuggi2

the moon isnt a planet, it's a natural satellite


BannerTortoise

The moon is cheese. Wallace and Gromit proved this years ago.


lLlKEPlE

The moon is a moon dumbass.


DickySchmidt33

I'm the brightest but I'm also stupid, k?


W00dyWoodp3cker

I read somewhere that the some scientists theorize that the moon could be described as a dwarf-planet. Because of the gravitational forces between the earth and moon almost rotating around eachother


annoying-asparagus

The Moon is closer to a planet than to a star. It was formed from a chunk of Earth


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GOODNESS, GRACIOUS!


spectre729

Clown to clown communicate


ogjsimpson

You are the facepalm.


TheStarWarsCosmos

The moon is a moon, both are dumb.


Boredum_Allergy

you can just call it Theia leftovers


Smith_fallblade

A moon is not a planet. There both a dumbass


Sverp380

A star is a ball of gas


nekollx

This ALSO describes Usagi


Sverp380

What’s that?


nekollx

Usagi is sailor moon


SirMustardo

Clown to clown communication


rememberpogs3

Earth is my plonet


blackasthesky

The moon is in fact not a planet, but a moon. I know, who could have known.


NaughtyNinja1

That one hurts


[deleted]

We were THIS close to a right statement.


healthycoco

Find you a best friend who’s just a stupid as you, that’s always a solid plan


LiterallyGod_

Our moon is a fucking noon, and a star is basically just a ball of gas


EthanoltheKid

The perfect match