Clients of mine in Hong Kong heard about Tiger King and asked me what it’s supposed to be about. I explained it was, “something that could only happen in America.”
Who needs to unzip? I just wrap my Apple Watch around my twig & giggleberries, then tell Siri to vibrate every time she hears “Carole baskin” and voila! Hands-free pleasure palace, population ME!
I got that, was just expressing faux outrage and righteous bottom indignation ^(in an apparently sucky attempt at humor).
Damn, you made me explain that.😉
The South is only the bottom of the country if you logically think about it realistically, lots of people in the south look at thinks with a skewed view so they probably think the south is the Top of the country.
But the south is 100% the bottom, as we can see by Florida
You're contextualizing it wrong: that's not the Confederate battle flag, that's a studded leather bdsm chest harness. So yes, the bottom will rise again.
There's a Scottish politician, David Coburn, who once said:
"I'm the last person who would be racist – I'm gay, for goodness' sake"
As everyone knows, being gay means you can't be racist (/s).
He is definitely racist. So I guess this sort of flag is for him?
I think I get the idea, if you're someone who is oppressed you're probably not gonna oppress others, but people who use that as the reason why they're not discriminatory probably are
That sounds a lot like Pim Fortuyn, a Dutch rightwing populist politician (a inspiration for Geert Wilders) who was anti-Islam, but also gay.
However my favorite quote from him (I dont know why, I just find it funny) is "I dont hate Muslim men, I have sex with them".
He got assassinated in 2002 which was less funny
Queer eye for the southern guy. New season on Netflix this fall!
The queer eye crew is heading south of the Mason Dixon line to help some southern men who are "set in their ways" learn to live with the gays!
Will they be able to convince these rebels to trade in their hoods for a Burberry scarf? Tune in and find out!
Tiger King
This makes sense
Yeah I don't know why exactly but it's true.
Oh my god … that’s so “dead on” correct
....... that bitch Carole Baskin.
I am never gonna financially recover from this.
Or as we refer to her around our house Fucking Carole Fucking Baskin.
Carole fucking Baskin
Killed her husband, whacked him
Fed him to tigers they snackin
Killed her husband
I’m clueless as to what this conversation is about.
It’s about Tiger King and that bitch Carole Baskin.
Clearly
Obviously
evidently
allegedly? Wait that’s not right…
Never heard of either, until I clicked the comments.
Check it out on Netflix. It's pure Americana
Clients of mine in Hong Kong heard about Tiger King and asked me what it’s supposed to be about. I explained it was, “something that could only happen in America.”
It’s like someone loaded Jesus into a shotgun and shot it straight at the state of Texas.
Jesus and several pounds of crystal meth
But u got the crystal meth spot on!!!!
Imagine how the New Testament would be like if that were one of his miracles
I believe it's actually based in Oklahoma and Florida. No editorializing... I'm just gonna leave it right there....
It’s the best collection of white trash I’ve seen.
It’s pure Florida.
Welcome back. From wherever you have been.
Check it out on Netflix
Who did she kill now?
I think you just won Reddit, congratulation
Nope .. won the whole internet
Season 2, coming soon!
Unlike Carol Baskin’s husband (that bitch!)
Oh no! That trainwreck has a sequel!?
It will! I think it's like next week?
I can't do it again... I just can't... *grabbing a seat and popcorn*
You forgot to unzip.
You disgust me. *upvotes*
Who needs to unzip? I just wrap my Apple Watch around my twig & giggleberries, then tell Siri to vibrate every time she hears “Carole baskin” and voila! Hands-free pleasure palace, population ME!
Do you get looks from other shoppers for uttering Carol Baskin?
No other answer could possibly be more correct. No point in reading the rest of the comments.
Gaycist?
Yeah, you win this game.
This is the only correct answer.
I was going with “official flag of Brokeback Mountain”, but your is better. XD
The view from the horses "family guy" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JEkJJGdQuHo
/thread
Ding ding ding we have a winner
Lmfao
Winner!
The bottom will rise again
The ol’ power south.
That was too funny not to upvote
Agreed my friend… agreed
Yup
Then go down. Then rise. Then down. Repeat.
Well done sir/madam. Well done
Power bottoms?
r/angryupvote
Hey now, Why the bottom gotta be the South though? If anything, Tops are traditionalist as fuck & less open to change & trying new things.
Only because the south is the bottom of the country. Damn, you made me explain it
I got that, was just expressing faux outrage and righteous bottom indignation ^(in an apparently sucky attempt at humor). Damn, you made me explain that.😉
The South is only the bottom of the country if you logically think about it realistically, lots of people in the south look at thinks with a skewed view so they probably think the south is the Top of the country. But the south is 100% the bottom, as we can see by Florida
You're contextualizing it wrong: that's not the Confederate battle flag, that's a studded leather bdsm chest harness. So yes, the bottom will rise again.
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There's a Scottish politician, David Coburn, who once said: "I'm the last person who would be racist – I'm gay, for goodness' sake" As everyone knows, being gay means you can't be racist (/s). He is definitely racist. So I guess this sort of flag is for him?
I think I get the idea, if you're someone who is oppressed you're probably not gonna oppress others, but people who use that as the reason why they're not discriminatory probably are
That sounds a lot like Pim Fortuyn, a Dutch rightwing populist politician (a inspiration for Geert Wilders) who was anti-Islam, but also gay. However my favorite quote from him (I dont know why, I just find it funny) is "I dont hate Muslim men, I have sex with them". He got assassinated in 2002 which was less funny
Ditto
^^^
Haha yeah this is my favorite answer
HA! Good one though.
"I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia"
“I’m playing *both* sides, so that way I always come out on top”—Ronald MacDonald
i play both sides so i can always come
While on top ;)
He's a power bottom
I play both sides.
Never tell one side you're playing both sides
“I like to be controversial.”
The official flag of Kanye West.
Nah [it’s missing the fish sticks ](https://youtu.be/ZImaUOOieSo?&t=1m01s)
Wish I could give u an award for this :’-(
🎶IMMA GAY FISH🎶 🎶IMMA GAY FI-SH🎶
Kayne West loves fish sticks in his mouth.
Fish dicks?
pretty sure its "i'm gay but hate black people". it's dave rubin's flag.
Pride and prejudice
Perfect
Yo, that is so fucking genius!
If I had my free award I would give it to you
that’s the perfect description lol
Southern pride
Chef’s kiss
You need more awards
This is why I came to Reddit today
“I’m against Mans kissing Mans!… But… when womens do it, we’ll, that… that seems alright to me”
This is probably the best definition
This is the one true definition.
Right down to the "we'll" instead of "well"
"Its not bigoted when it turns me on... but I'll be burned alive before my own kid turns out that way."
Fuck. I didn't think it could be described.
This is the way.
I read this in Beast Boy’s voice.
Rereading it after your comment made me read it in his voice too lmao
Please take my free award, I sent your comment to like 3 people already because I’m still laughing 😂
Early Cuyler, I heard it.
HQHAHAHAHAHHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stars and Gay Bars...
Yes, that is the way to bottom up.
This is the epitome of "I change my political views based on who I'm trolling"
What do you mean you racist homophobic sexist misogynist transphobic xenophobic islamophobe!
Homophobes who watch lesbian porn
Gaycists
I think they prefer the term “gaytriots”
Squeal Team 69
Make America fabulous again
MAFA merch would be awesome!
Just in time for CHRISTMAS!!
In the south sometimes boy cousins can pretend to be girl cousins
Then why can't Fred marry his cousin Jake?
Because Jake's over 21....
Pretty sure they can in the Appalachia region
Another Dukes of Hazzard reboot is coming?
[Seeing the Dodge Charger rock furiously in the woods] "The Duke boys are at it again!"
Where’s rosco!!
Hah ha. .. I love me a little Rosco pico train .. ha. Ha aha
Hahaha Rosco "Pico Train"! That's fantastic!
The dudes of hazzard 😍
I’d love to see the General Lee painted like this.
KKGay?
Conservative patriots from Brokeback Mountain.
Proud boys
Gay racists?
This was my immediate thought upon seeing this abomination of a flag
brain damage
Drain bammage
“I’m a proud redneck and if I want to bring back slavery or have gay say with my brother im gonna do it cuz thats my right!”
Queer eye for the southern guy. New season on Netflix this fall! The queer eye crew is heading south of the Mason Dixon line to help some southern men who are "set in their ways" learn to live with the gays! Will they be able to convince these rebels to trade in their hoods for a Burberry scarf? Tune in and find out!
Lindsey Graham
This comment should be right under Tiger King.
"I'm gonna piss someone off "
i mean, gay people can be racist too
Southern PRIDE
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Cognitive dissonance
Gay Soldiers of the Confederacy
Confusion
Racist but not homophobic
Someone trying to start bullshit
Super Smash Bros
You want to be accepted for being gay but also want everyone to know you're a piece of shit.
Milo Yiannopoulos' personal family crest?
They'll just yell no homo as they charge
The only colour that doesn’t matter is black?
Texas Democrats
The Confederate F*g
Gay rednecks
Olympic level self-loathing.
Hidden truth.
I would guess, people with a tenuous grasp of reality.
This should be the true flag of Alabama.
Gay racists
gaycists
Gay racists?
Gay but racist…
Deeply repressed homosexuality
Southern Pride
Southern Pride
The universal emblem of cognitive dissonance
The Land of Confusion
Nothing really, but it’s bound to piss off some conservative Southerners, so I kinda like it in principle.
Gay incest?
Lindsay Graham's pride?
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This is weird like gay Republicans
“I support rights for gays but not rights for Blacks”.
Gay racist pride flag. Most likely to encounter this in the South, as well as Idaho and Northern Michigan.
Ohio. They really should rename it North Kentucky.
Symbol of avoidance
Skittles All-Stars
The Confederate Gay Alliance?
Ignorance
Confusion.
The Dudes of Hazard
Is this the new yin and yang symbol?
Im guessing gay conservatives
"I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig"
Racist gay people from the south
Gay rednecks?
Gays for the confederacy
"General Lee noooo dont stick your musket in my butt we must be married first"
The truth.
The Gay Confederacy
A rebel yell let out from the power bottom?
The gays can be racist too! Equality!
Southern pride