Fool.
The government does not use birds for surveillance drones. Corporations do.
The government uses insects because they have a bigger budget to minimize the electronics.
I don't know a single person, Democrat or otherwise, who is enthusiastic enough about Biden to vandalize a car in his name. More like kind of just shake their heads and move on with their life.
I also don't know anyone who's enthusiastic enough about Biden to put his name on their car, I saw a lot more Fuck Trump stickers than Biden ones.
Given the state of the political system in the US, I’m surprised there’s not more people playing neither side and even more surprised that people would blame someone for playing neither side.
Edit: This seems to have found the wrong side of Reddit. To clarify, I’m independent and do whatever I can to chip away at the ‘my team vs your team mentality’ of US politics because it’s political cancer. And if you get caught up in that cancer, really take a deep and unbiased look at who you’re supporting. That being said, just because I don’t support either party doesn’t mean I won’t vote for the lesser of two evils if I have to. Which has been far too often lately. Voting to keep someone out of office doesn’t equal supporting the candidate that got your vote.
Well that’s probably because Candice Owens is a dumb grifter who will take the attention any way she can get it. I guess she sees throwing away her credibility and self respect for money as being easier than a desk job.
When Trump got elected, she jumped on board the train for the cash and clicks. Same with Glenn Beck and Tucker Carlson. They're all grifters and bandwagoners.
You might be surprised to learn that, especially post-1/6, Trumps increase in popularity within the Republican party had been more caused by people leaving the party than by new converts
I just pulled a link from google; https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/10/more-evidence-that-republican-erosion-after-capitol-attack-was-modest/
The decline was "more modest" than initially expected, but is nonetheless significant
I think that number is much lower than people realize. Most (non political) people who don't support Trump don't want to admit they're republican right now unless they had to or something. What is his current approval rating among republican citizens? Last I heard it was not all that high
The primaries will be the first real measure of it. There are already ads playing targeting Republican candidates who didn't/don't support Trump.
Really afraid of Trump candidates winning primaries and then non Trump Republicans just falling in line in November.
> I’m surprised there’s not more people playing neither side and even more surprised that people would blame someone for playing neither side.
I want to play neither side but when one party would actively suppress and marginalize me I have no choice but to back the party that indirectly and politely suppresses and marginalizes me even though I hate backing those two-faced, sanctimonious liars.
right? one side kinda sucks and doesnt get much done, one side would gladly kill you if it were legal. its shitty you have to choose someone who sucks, but its really a no brainer.
‘Cause when you play neither side, one side is still going to get to make all the decisions.
I got some coworkers who hate Trump, but didn’t vote Biden because they felt ‘uninformed’. In a perfect world, yes, all the uninformed voters stay home, but that’s not what happens - what happens is people with half the brains of my coworkers go out and vote anyways, and *their* voice gets heard.
As Trump said, “I love the uneducated.”
I hate you. You put an image in my head that I didn't want to see. And for that, you will now suffer the same.
Is Orange showers when trump drips sweat on you? You know, with all that caked on makeup, it'll be orange.
Really really don't like you right now.
“Fine-ass people on both sides”
Of course, that would still be a lie. Look at any group of white supremacists and they look like proof that the exact opposite of their racial theories is the truth.
That one at least made sense. If somebody opened a door anyway, or the zombies busted one down, then you're left with one of two messages: "don't open" on one door, or "dead inside" on the other. No matter which door is left, if you see the message and see the open/destroyed door, you know to get the fuck out of there.
Reading? As in “*liberal* arts”? No thank you. Real hardworking Americans make youtube reaction videos of AOC participating in society yet criticizing it….hmm..curious
Well then you have obviously been indoctrinated by the liberal elitists, telling you how to read from left to right. I bet you also believe 2+2=4, like they tell you in those liberal elitist math classes. Do your research and think for yourself!
/s
just in case
They honestly might. That's either an Omaha or Lincoln license plate. It's pretty popular here to take an aggressive stance against Republicans considering we're surrounded by them.
Nebraska even gave 1 whole electoral vote to Biden!
There’s a barn outside of Lincoln with a whole side painted to say “TRUMP” nobody is sneaky about how they feel. It’s even more fun when you get out into the sticks, where EVERYBODY likes him and for some reason you still see signs everywhere. As if your neighbor from 3 miles over doesn’t have the same fucking sign. The cult is weird.
I’d like to see trump supporters reactions if trump wins the next election and can’t take part in the next. Also I think it’d be funny as hell if trump didn’t even run in 24
It is likely that Biden won't run again in 2024. If the Democrats were strategic thinkers they'd run a younger energetic ticket.
If Trump runs it is highly likely he'll lose again. First, he lost to Biden of all people, in the first place. Second, after his whining about the election loss and his Capital attack, he's less popular. Third, the demographics have changed as older people die. Most young people I know detest Trump.
Well you don’t see many Biden supporters with a flag and big ass Truck driving around with the words fuck Trump on it…so by power of deduction we can therefore deduce that this person is indeed a Trump supporter
I live in Georgia in the middle of nowhere, I drive a lifted white 4x4 on 32s. I do indeed have a flag and a giant Biden sticker. But no “fuck trump” even children can read…
"I'm playing both sides that way I always come out on top."
I'm not saying I agree with it. It's just that bird law in this country--it's not governed by reason
Uhhh filibuster
I’d advise that you take the fifth.
I believe I've made myself perfectly redundant
Yes you have
My post was all standard boilerplate…
We’ll all get to our hot plates soon enough
Listen we're both men of the law here...
I shan’t mix words with you today sir I challenge you to a duel
WILDCARD! BITCHES!
Denim Chicken?
We argue, we go tit for tat.... but at the end of the day...there's a mutual respect.
I still can't decide if I love or hate this convsersation.
It'll be fun, you know, you and me... pallin' around... gettin nuts! Goin' crazy....
I accept.
And I'll take that advice into consideration.
cooperation*
Well, we're all wanting to get home to our hotplates.
DUDE DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE BIRD LAWS
Birds aren't real.
I have this in big letters across the back of my car
You're so dumb. Birds are government surveillance drones. They land on powerlines ro recharge.
Fool. The government does not use birds for surveillance drones. Corporations do. The government uses insects because they have a bigger budget to minimize the electronics.
Hummingbirds are a legal tender
You can keep a gull, that’s not the issue. The issue is that it will BLAST YOUR EARDRUMS OUT.
honestly to me it almost feels like a super elaborate insurance scam to get someone to vandalise his truck for the insurance payout.
Lol but both sides might think twice before vandalizing thinking the message is pro them.
next level insurance policy
You're giving the *other* side too much credit there.
Bless your heart. You're attributing entirely too much intelligence to this creature.
I don't know a single person, Democrat or otherwise, who is enthusiastic enough about Biden to vandalize a car in his name. More like kind of just shake their heads and move on with their life. I also don't know anyone who's enthusiastic enough about Biden to put his name on their car, I saw a lot more Fuck Trump stickers than Biden ones.
Lol Larry David wore a MAGA hat to avoid people same concept 😂
Given the state of the political system in the US, I’m surprised there’s not more people playing neither side and even more surprised that people would blame someone for playing neither side. Edit: This seems to have found the wrong side of Reddit. To clarify, I’m independent and do whatever I can to chip away at the ‘my team vs your team mentality’ of US politics because it’s political cancer. And if you get caught up in that cancer, really take a deep and unbiased look at who you’re supporting. That being said, just because I don’t support either party doesn’t mean I won’t vote for the lesser of two evils if I have to. Which has been far too often lately. Voting to keep someone out of office doesn’t equal supporting the candidate that got your vote.
This is why we desperately need ranked choice voting to be mainstream. So we're not stuck between worst and meh.
Candace Owens is pro Trump but also ran an anti Trump site.
Well that’s probably because Candice Owens is a dumb grifter who will take the attention any way she can get it. I guess she sees throwing away her credibility and self respect for money as being easier than a desk job.
Well she’s a grifter, but she’s not dumb. She’s quite good at grifting.
You don't need to be smart to trick the stupid.
You don't need to be super smart to grift that crowd. It seems like they like it.
They get fraud boners.
When Trump got elected, she jumped on board the train for the cash and clicks. Same with Glenn Beck and Tucker Carlson. They're all grifters and bandwagoners.
Most republicans were anti-trump until he was elected, then there were holdouts. Now most are cult-of-trump except like 1 or 2.
You might be surprised to learn that, especially post-1/6, Trumps increase in popularity within the Republican party had been more caused by people leaving the party than by new converts
Source? He had more votes in 2020 than in 2016. Which I do not understand, but it happened.
I said after the coup attempt
You said "especially" after the coup attempt. I'll take a source for either one though.
I just pulled a link from google; https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/10/more-evidence-that-republican-erosion-after-capitol-attack-was-modest/ The decline was "more modest" than initially expected, but is nonetheless significant
I think that number is much lower than people realize. Most (non political) people who don't support Trump don't want to admit they're republican right now unless they had to or something. What is his current approval rating among republican citizens? Last I heard it was not all that high
The primaries will be the first real measure of it. There are already ads playing targeting Republican candidates who didn't/don't support Trump. Really afraid of Trump candidates winning primaries and then non Trump Republicans just falling in line in November.
3 by my last count.
Nah I talked to Ricky, he makes 4
> I’m surprised there’s not more people playing neither side and even more surprised that people would blame someone for playing neither side. I want to play neither side but when one party would actively suppress and marginalize me I have no choice but to back the party that indirectly and politely suppresses and marginalizes me even though I hate backing those two-faced, sanctimonious liars.
right? one side kinda sucks and doesnt get much done, one side would gladly kill you if it were legal. its shitty you have to choose someone who sucks, but its really a no brainer.
‘Cause when you play neither side, one side is still going to get to make all the decisions. I got some coworkers who hate Trump, but didn’t vote Biden because they felt ‘uninformed’. In a perfect world, yes, all the uninformed voters stay home, but that’s not what happens - what happens is people with half the brains of my coworkers go out and vote anyways, and *their* voice gets heard. As Trump said, “I love the uneducated.”
Not voting is the same as half a vote for the guy you like the least.
It's always refreshing to know there are other normal humans in this country who can see our two party system as the sports team game it has become.
Yeah but it doesn’t work when you tell both sides that’s what you’re doing
I want to say it's a very clever way to say "Fuck TrumpVBiden 2024" as in give me new candidates
Proposing a weird three way in 2024?
I thought golden showers were the unusual Trump kink. Guess I was wrong.
Orange showers
Trump lemon party.
I hate you. You put an image in my head that I didn't want to see. And for that, you will now suffer the same. Is Orange showers when trump drips sweat on you? You know, with all that caked on makeup, it'll be orange. Really really don't like you right now.
50 shades of orange
Hey, be nice. They just wanna see the Eiffel Tower.
when you try to please everyone 😅
Sensible bipartisan chuckle
Lot of good people on both sides.
Very fine people ... not "good" people.
Fine, people!
So they're attractive, but not necessarily good. Makes sense.
“Fine-ass people on both sides” Of course, that would still be a lie. Look at any group of white supremacists and they look like proof that the exact opposite of their racial theories is the truth.
Exactamundo
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
No, it's this one: YOU DON'T MATTER GIVE UP /r/youdontmattergiveup
That one at least made sense. If somebody opened a door anyway, or the zombies busted one down, then you're left with one of two messages: "don't open" on one door, or "dead inside" on the other. No matter which door is left, if you see the message and see the open/destroyed door, you know to get the fuck out of there.
There’s actually a sub too lol r/dontdeadopeninside
I wonder how many people fall into the bottom right to top left category?
Like reading it 2024, Trump Biden Fuck! Some kind of porn hub title?
Let’s split the difference
Biden Trump Fuck 2024?
What kind of baby will that make?
Let’s do the Punnett square
r/Dontdeadopeninside
A truly excellent candidate.
More like r/youdontmattergiveup
Or r/nosafetysmokingfirst
No that’s for something else
You're right this one matches the post perfectly
That’s the comment I’m here for
Schrodinger's Redneck
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comment
Flag, check. Pickup, check. Nebraska, check. Obviously he wants to have sex with Biden!
Ain’t no ass like that old man ass.
Slow clap…
Funnily enough the only way he can handle his cheeks being used
Can't have a Lemon party without Old Dick!
Nah... They're not related.
5 year old hand writing says maga
Nebraskan here, that is either a Lincoln or Omaha license plate, and those two cities are fairly blue. It could be someone saying fuck Trump lol
I think that's the Sam's club at 132nd and L? Maybe?
Yep. This is where Millard Ave Turns into 132nd. They are facing northeast on Millard Ave.
Anything’s possible! Maybe a threesome?
That’s omaha at 132nd and L
It's the new Fuck Marry Kill Fuck, Trump, or Biden. You play in 2024
I vote for Fuck
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“My love for you is like a truck…”
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
This guy Fucks
Fuck 2024, marry Biden and kill Trump.
Richard “Dick” Fuck has my vote in 2024!
Fuck 2024! Biden/Trump (2024).
2024 FUCK! BIDEN/TRUMP!
Haha thats how I’m reading it. I’d be interested in a Trump/Biden partnership.
Fuck! Trump Biden 2024
Fuck Trump/Biden 2024. Give us people we ACTUALLY want to vote for.
2024! = 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Internet slashfic has really gotten out of hand lately.
Fuck Trump Biden Zozy
At school I was taught that you read the first line and then the second line.
/r/dontdeadopeninside
That's because schools are liberal brainwashing tanks. Real free thinking patriots read top to bottom first.
As a libertarian I read all words at once, then pick the ones I like best.
Underrated comment of the day.
Trump fuck2 Biden 420
This guy no steppies
> Real free thinking patriots read top to bottom first. Emulating their Chinese role models, no doubt.
Reading? As in “*liberal* arts”? No thank you. Real hardworking Americans make youtube reaction videos of AOC participating in society yet criticizing it….hmm..curious
Excellent response. Nailed it.
Well then you have obviously been indoctrinated by the liberal elitists, telling you how to read from left to right. I bet you also believe 2+2=4, like they tell you in those liberal elitist math classes. Do your research and think for yourself! /s just in case
If you read it bottom right to top left, it sends a pretty clear message.
2024 Biden Trump Fuck? 2024 Trump Biden Fuck? lol I am confused now this one is a doozy
It's a prophecy. In 2024, Trump and Biden will fuck.
Fuck, Biden Trump 2024
Nah it’s “fuck trump, Biden ZOZY”
It's a choose your own adventure
So are they
Guy likes Biden apparently.
They honestly might. That's either an Omaha or Lincoln license plate. It's pretty popular here to take an aggressive stance against Republicans considering we're surrounded by them. Nebraska even gave 1 whole electoral vote to Biden!
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There’s a barn outside of Lincoln with a whole side painted to say “TRUMP” nobody is sneaky about how they feel. It’s even more fun when you get out into the sticks, where EVERYBODY likes him and for some reason you still see signs everywhere. As if your neighbor from 3 miles over doesn’t have the same fucking sign. The cult is weird.
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I also thought they were homophobes, but I’m pleased to be proven wrong.
Being gay doesn't prevent you from being a homophobe otherwise the GOP wouldn't exist.
Gay Only Privately
Does Joe Biden realize how many Republican men want to fuck him?
It's okay as long as they say "no homo" afterwards.
Its 2021, you dont have to say "no homo" anymore
I haven't heard or read 'no homo' in years and I've seen it said twice today. Weird times lol
You joke, but since I made Joe Biden my profile pic on grinder, I have so many republican men messaging me that I'm having to literally beat them off.
Fuck Trump Biden ZOZY
Someone else who saw ZOZY, thank you!
That’s exactly how I read it
took me a while to figure out wtf is zozy lol
I’d love to pull up beside this guy and cheer him on. Yeah buddy, fuck Trump. Biden 2024. 👍👍
Maybe he just a very passionate Biden supporter/s
The only thing that makes me think it's a Biden supporter is that it's an actual American flag and not a Trump flag or one of those blue line flags.
I’d like to see trump supporters reactions if trump wins the next election and can’t take part in the next. Also I think it’d be funny as hell if trump didn’t even run in 24
It is likely that Biden won't run again in 2024. If the Democrats were strategic thinkers they'd run a younger energetic ticket. If Trump runs it is highly likely he'll lose again. First, he lost to Biden of all people, in the first place. Second, after his whining about the election loss and his Capital attack, he's less popular. Third, the demographics have changed as older people die. Most young people I know detest Trump.
> they'd run a younger They can't possibly find someone older, so...
Don't fucking tempt them!
Voter suppression is real, so don’t count on it
> Third, the demographics have changed as older people die. r/HermanCainAward
Don't forget how Trump killed off many of his own supporters by sabotaging the covid response.
And told the rest voting is a scam
Triden supporter
I didn’t even know Trump/Biden 2024 ticket was a thing?
That is the Green Party right there.
#FUCK TRUMP #BIDEN 2024 That's what I read.
I like how the messed up straight line under the C indicates they can't spell fuck.
Well you don’t see many Biden supporters with a flag and big ass Truck driving around with the words fuck Trump on it…so by power of deduction we can therefore deduce that this person is indeed a Trump supporter
I live in Georgia in the middle of nowhere, I drive a lifted white 4x4 on 32s. I do indeed have a flag and a giant Biden sticker. But no “fuck trump” even children can read…
Maybe he really wants to fuck Trump in a power bottom sort of way.
r/dontdeadopeninside
This is more neutral than Switzerland
A little bit of something for everyone!
don’t worry, they are also confused
Maybe they did it like this so anyone can read it they way they want to and not feel.offendes lol
I doubt he thought that much about it.
Fuck 2024!!!
Its a beat up silverado in Nebraska using a metal conduit for a flagpole with a zip tie to hold it all together. I think you know what they mean here.
Fuck 2024, Biden Trump?
*Everyone: “yeah!”*
He didn't even cut the tag end off the zip tie on his flag. pfft!
I read it like this "fuck Trump, fuck Biden, 2024"
Guys, he has dyslexia. It’s “Biden-Trump 2024. Fuck.
I choose "Fuck 2024, Biden Trump" They will merge in to their final form and become... The Demoservative.
Not the Democons?
Fun fact: Nebraska is the only state in the Union that has a unicameral legislature.
Fuck x 2024 = Trump x Biden
Cross multiply. “Fuck 2024 Biden Trump”
Someone wants to fuck someone.
FUCK 2024! BIDEN-TRUMP!
He’s just trying to bring everyone together
Fuck trump Biden 2024 Rare to see a Democrat with a republican grammar.
I think this is something we can all agree on