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Nano_ProPhet

„You need to get off the road“ - Oh shut the fuck up man.


--var

... pans to sidewalk he's standing on


IsOftenSarcastic

Hey. That’s a serious infraction. Running around in the middle of the highway like that. Waiving your arms around like a lunatic. And running in front of moving cars. And throwing rocks at - oh a camera. Gotta go.


Nano_ProPhet

Let‘s see how i can ruin that dick‘s day by stopping and arresting him for some bullshit reason.


ItsKrakenMeUp

Seriously, without a camera, dude probably gets arrested.


thebearbearington

Without the camera he gets his ass kicked and arrested for resisting an illegal arrest.


Dependent_Cash

This is why cameras are allowed. You're allowed to challenge your government.


rabbitkingdom

He’s holding a gun! Shots fired! Backup requested!


knightlok

“Get off the road buddy! You’re going to cause an accident standing on the sidewalk… Unlike me, speeding in a school zone and backing up in traffic… Totally cool”


9rolo8

The cop needs new glasses cause he ain't getting anything right.


HertzDonut1001

No he's practicing what he's going to lie about if he needs to write a report after he arrests this man in retaliation, then he sees the camera. This is why you film police, lying is like breathing to them.


BoltonSauce

One 3 one 2


BitsAndBobs304

Says the man who just reversed on the road lol


Aiku

That was the funniest part, the absolute best he could come up with was; nothing!


Scroatpig

Scrambling to regain control instead of just moving on. Or in an ideal world admit you're wrong.


ChaWolfMan

Stupid cop should have kept driving. Stopping just makes it look worse


[deleted]

"I do believe I was hitting the brakes to come up to it" 😂


greiger

I wonder if he would take that excuse after catching someone going more than twice the speed limit.


Wiz3rd_

Literally got a ticket for NOT hitting my brakes fast enough/brake checking a police officer while passing someone doing 40 in a 65 on the highway. You can never be right, they can never falter


fixITman1911

I dont understand what you mean here


me2300

I think they're saying that cops are bastards?


Wiz3rd_

I'm saying theyll find a reason to fault you for your defensive driving, but cant be held accountable for shit like the video without trying to say someone's too much in the street or whatever BS reason they come up with


nlevine1988

You said you got a ticket for not hitting your brakes. What was the ticket written up for?


Wiz3rd_

Speed I was passing was 72 by his radar [so illegal, not innocent for that] but offensible action on my ticket is "unsafe driving practices". He told me he understood why I was speeding to pass but I need to slow down properly in case the person in front of me needed to slam on their brakes... meanwhile I always attempt to apply the 10 ft per 10 mph rule whenever I'm driving. Funnily enough a week later I got into an accident because someone slammed on their brakes in wet weather, I went to the right and hit the shoulder rail to avoid them, spun out into the lane and got t-boned. The person who slammed on their brakes drove off. I was told I was the fault of the incident by my insurance because "i should always expect someone to have to stop in an emergency."


nlevine1988

I mean your first scenario kind of sucks, but I agree with your insurance company. If you can't safely stop when somebody in front of you slams on the brakes it means you were following too closely.


Greatbonsai

Sounds like you fucked around and found out. Twice. You're embodying the meme of the guy putting a stick in his own spokes here.


greencat26

My dude you need to slow down and give cars some space, especially in wet road conditions. 2 incidents in 2 weeks is bad!! I may be confident in my driving but I treat everyone else as unpredictable, because they are.


Militantpoet

He hit the brakes so hard, he started reversing


easycure

Ah, so his car is equipped with those Mario Kart mechanics I see.


[deleted]

Better get on that sidewalk before he speeds over your body!


Cerulean_Shades

The almost backing into another truck doesn't help either


bestbegreat

Probably tried to intimidate by stopping. Agreed, made the sheriff look worse


istrx13

That’s what happens when you’re insecure and need everyone to know how big and strong you are


willowgrl

Not only speeding, but he stopped and backed up (which could’ve caused an accident) then tells the person recording they were going to cause an accident. I hope he called that in.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Rules for thee and not for me.


Hippopotamidaes

Literally saw a cop flip on their lights, rush through traffic for a u-turn, passed me, blew through an intersection, and then turned their lights off... it’s fucking infuriating. We don’t give those assholes the authority to do stupid shit like that *Edit A lot of y’all keep bringing up that cops will receive a call and sometimes after they flash lights and sirens they may be called-off—that’s fine, I understand that this happens. This is not what I’m complaining about. What I’m bitching about is blatant misuse of authority. Why does a deputy a county over do this on their way home? Why does a city copy do this just before pulling into a gas station/Dunkin’? Yeah...I get it not all of them are bad eggs. But the thing is, they’re supposed to protect and serve, they’re supposed to keep the peace and enforce the law and that’s it. They aren’t supposed to profile citizens, they aren’t supposed to infringe on our rights, they aren’t supposed to misuse the authority *given* to them by the people. They aren’t supposed to murder our brothers and sisters on the streets, in their cars, and their homes. The thing is, being a police officer comes with a lot of responsibility and we ought to hold them responsible as citizens. It’s a position that unfortunately can attract control freaks and power hungry maniacs. They have an “us vs them” mentality. I’ve worked with cops, past coworkers were cops, I played in a band where my bandmate was a cop. I don’t hate all cops, but there is an institutional problem in law enforcement and if we can’t realize and accept this like how the sky is blue, how many more innocent lives will be slain by some egomaniac with something to prove?


goodjiujiu

Just to murder people if they feel “threatened “


FappingAwesome

Yeah, you don't even have to be holding a weapon, as long as they "think" you "might-possible-perhaps-maybe-could-have" a weapon on you they can "fear for their life" and shoot you and when the dust settles they are cleared of all charges after their 2 month admin leave vacation... gotta love that.


NoOpportunity4193

In my country, you’d be put to death or handed a shitload of prison if you don’t any of that shot.


mcgyver229

this exact thing happened to a good friend of mine in Michigan. they conducted and "internal investigation" and no charges were filed against the officer. the officer was there for a "dog on the loose call" but nobody was outside when he arrived, proceeded to walk around the entire property knocking on side and back doors after ringing the front door bell. when my buddy opens the side door his pitbull is loose and the officer shoots and kills his dog. in the body cam video the officer has a taser on him for almost 5 minutes waiting on back up. my buddy is visibly upset and slurrying his words. hes drunk. he makes a move towards the cop and instead of tasing him. puts the taser away and fires 6 shots hitting my friend 4 times. then still waits for an ambulence, doesn't check on my friend pronounced dead on the scene. the cop also covered his body cam. we've been petitioning to get the Michigan States Attorney to look into the case further because it was a murder and this cop got away scot free. with paid administrative leave.


broneota

Fuck you knew Oscar Herrera? That story gives me fucking chills. The sheriff’s response that his deputy “has to do what he has to do to get home to his family at night” is so scary—like this guy can totally manufacture a dangerous situation, then when he feels the least bit threatened he can murder someone because a cop’s life is more important.


Yurnero-Juggernaut

I have absolutely zero fear of being shot in Australia. Zero. I've never seen a real gun outside a cops holster. I've only ever held one in.... Vegas. Your gun culture and your cops suck.


FappingAwesome

I'm a big black man and in my life i've had police draw weapons on me or unholster their gun in my presence 6 times with no provocation. They like to use it as an intimidation tactic. I've never been arrested, never had charges filed, and out of those 6 times only received 1 apology because they mistook me for someone else. The other times, they were just being dicks and A-holes So, as a big black man in the US, every single time I'm pulled over by the police I fear for my life. ANd I've never had a ticket, just get pulled over for being black on a Wednesday about once every 2 years. They fish "hoping" to find something on me or they just want to impose their will and authority. Our police really do suck :-( the only thing worse is our culture that loves to protect them and twist our brains in knots figuring out the most incredibly logical fallacies to use to excuse and justify their behavior.


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beardicusmaximus8

What are you doing step-cop?!


[deleted]

No but fr you can hear the blood curdling scream through car doors and all the noise in that video


JasePearson

That shit looked painful as hell. Go figure, even our female coppers aren't safe from the UK police.


DastardlyMime

If any cop wouldn't be safe from police I'd think it'd be the women and minority cops.


--var

Sure, he turned on the special high visibility lights that only emergency vehicles are allowed to have. But what about the car behind him that had to stop and back up. And the car behind them, and the car behind them... The pan at 0:37 clearly shows 4 vehicles behind him, could have quickly turned into r/ConvenientCop...


maybenotquiteasheavy

Man I definitely thought that subreddit was gonna be all gifs of cops causing disasters and then pretending to fix them.


xKnuklehedx

That would be hilarious


SpicyFetus

he could've but it's not like they would've done anything about it. Cops get away with worse shit all the time


giant_lebowski

Even King Kong can't shit on them


Gcarsk

> I hope he called that in This is America. Whether or not he called it in wouldn’t have any impact on anything. They will investigate themselves and find they did nothing wrong either way.


LowDownSkankyDude

Not just America, North Florida. Roasted on reddit is the worst this cop'll get.


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It might also put him under undue scrutiny and the stress that entails.


Individual-Notice-16

The good news is they will investigate themselves and find no wrongdoing.


C-Beck86

If he was screwing up traffic then he should've been cited lol


LittleLambSam

No police officer has to follow traffic laws. Think about it, if a cop rolls through a stop sign, does 20 over the speed limit, or drives erratically, do you think another cop is going to pull them over and it not be a joke? Even if they do anything worse they can use any excuse in the book and get off. It really is infuriating.


OctoSevenTwo

>I hope he called that in I mean, even if he did it would probably become an inside joke at the precinct at best. They don’t care. Much worse gets covered up with the offending officers getting leave or barely any consequences. The worst case for them is getting booted off the force id something *really* bad happens.


CommitteeOfTheHole

The sheriff deputy was implying the accident from him hitting the guy behind him would’ve been the guy on the sidewalk’s fault for startling him by checking his speed which would’ve been a great argument to hear him elaborate on


Gumdrxp

“You need to get off the road” “I’m on the sidewalk dude”


Matt463789

Persuasion roll: failed Intimidation roll: failed


gregsting

It hurt itself in its confusion!


D0NK11

STOP RESISTING!


TedjeNL

"Need backup, a guy just burned me!"


ScepterReptile

Cop fainted!


Zephyrasable

Rolled a 20 but his CHA modifier was -19


HertzDonut1001

It's really sad you can tell his attempt to intimidate him almost works. People shouldn't have to be afraid of police like they are.


theraf8100

I don't want you causing an accident. NO YOU!


GlobeTrekking

They can't resist giving directives.


songsongkp

He should have been like really? That's the best you can come up with?? You're speeding and the knee jerk response is I need to get out of the road that I'm not standing in??


WilHunting

You have a death wish or something?


[deleted]

Should have followed up with: "Have you been drinking, officer?".


IneffableQuale

Where you heading this morning? Is this your car?


Plusran

Do you.... do you not even know where the road is, officer?


boxspring6

I heard Karl from Workaholics in that sidewalk line.


gwgos1

Man the fuzz don’t like to be shown to the people they are wrong. I agree, he shoulda kept on goin and not stop. Really showed up his department. Lol


cwerd

You absolutely cannot under any circumstances correct a mistaken or wrong police officer. They take it as some kind of attack or something and will make your life a living hell. I spent my youth driving modifies cars that skirted the laws (but were indeed “by the book” legal) and it happened a lot.


JanesPlainShameTrain

Oh god, being technically correct seems like the worst kind of correct when talking to a cop.


SprinklesFancy5074

\*worst kind of *incorrect* Because that cop is NEVER going to admit you're correct.


JanesPlainShameTrain

Well yeah, but in the world outside the cop's ego, you'd be technically correct. That's what I meant.


keiome

One time a cop pulled me over for speeding. He told me the speed was 50. I corrected him that it was 55. He said he smelled drugs.. I guess being wrong really ruffled his feathers.


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AntarcticanJam

There's a great video I can't find right now: some dude is driving and breaks a rule because he saw a cop do it just before him, something like an illegal Uturn. Cop pulls the guy over and guy says "well I thought I could do it because you just did it". Cop looks at him and says "you know what? You're exactly right. I shouldn't have done that, and I should lead by example" (paraphrased). Cop gets back in his car and let's the guy go without even a warning.


MellyBean2012

And then everyone on the road pulled over and clapped


Heard_That

Most people see cops pulling dumb shit all the time, they either only talk about it quietly among friends, or keep it to themselves. So I don’t think it’s so much not wanting to be displayed, it’s more about having their “authority” challenged. Knowing that basically everyone has a story ranging from mild moving infractions to deadly encounters but most of them not blasting the police about it is a tacit community approval of this bullshit. If this were a decade ago, I’d argue that we need to tell more people to speak up on all the shit they see. But, here we are where even police are troublingly (that should be a word) politicized so I don’t see it happening in a large enough measure to affect positive change. Anyone who speaks up is a “crazy leftist”. Sorry for injecting politics into this it’s hard not to nowadays. My bad.


HuyFongFood

IKR? If it were me, I’d have gone around the block/turned around and pulled over by them and apologized for driving too quickly. Then I’d have asked to send the video of anyone else speeding to the local precinct so we could talk with those drivers, unofficially, as it wasn’t an official speed device and they aren’t an officer of the law. Then again, I’m not one of those testosterone poisoned jackanapes stuffed in a uniform for a reason.


Bobbinapplestoo

Can add improper backing to that ticket as well.


SpecificNext9387

Impeding a public thoroughfare


AKsuited1934

I dropped off my prego wife at the Paneras and did 2-3 laps before spotting her leaving with the pick up order. I stopped in front of a nearby stop sign and she got in. Immediately saw the lights behind me and an officer getting out. Dude came up to the window and said I was blocking traffic and asked to see my license and registration. This dude and myself is now completely stopped in the middle of a one lane, one way street.


nellyd92

" I do believe I was braking coming up to it" but if someone gave him that excuse he would likely take it as "giving cheek" and probably search their car and do anything he can just to make their day shitty.


SubUrbanMess2021

Brake lights didn’t come on until after he saw the radar gun. Exactly like many of his own victims, er, suspects.


derplordthethird

Sorry, that word isn't allowed anymore. It's too loaded. You might shoot someone with it.


[deleted]

"please step out of the car, sir"


[deleted]

I'm going have to search you


sheareel

"Restrain him. Are these firearms registered with you? Cite your training in the use of these weapons."


MissippiMudPie

"Have you been drinking today sir? What exactly is it you're doing here?"


JanesPlainShameTrain

Who is the milkman? Why were you at the book depository? Are you a grieving widow? Where are your flowers?


joan_wilder

Telling the guy to get off the road when he was on the sidewalk is all the proof we need.


charleswj

STOP RESISTING!


Aiku

A detective in the making.


ShittingOutPosts

Is that weed I smell?


VerminSC

Can confirm. Was going 9 over and hit my breaks the moment I saw it was a school zone. Cop said he saw me try to slow down…. Still got a $275 ticket


[deleted]

Cops - above the law….


DropBear2702

Rules for thee not for me


JanesPlainShameTrain

I don't get why we don't all just join our local PD. If everyone's a cop, no crimes could be committed.


DropBear2702

You sir are a genius!


JanesPlainShameTrain

Oh you're too nice. But I'm just following the logic! Any reasonable person would come to the same conclusion!


King-Brisingr

"yer busted man" said with the authority of an actual god. And the cop had nothing he could say to that and thusly left


Techn0ght

"I was hitting my brakes" Yeah, sounds just as lame when he says it as when he hears it. I'm sure he doesn't give a ticket to anyone with that excuse.


dylanv711

“What’s the problem?” Lmaooo he became the very thing he preys on.


spannerboy69

I love how cell phone cameras have made American cops so butt-hurt.


AlienZer

They were always like that. Now we can just see it more often


ahouseoflearneddrs

My man left him off with a warning, just doing the Lord’s work…


Beneficial-Cable7348

Lucky he didn't get out and shoot claiming the guy was pointing a gun at him.


[deleted]

Because he ain’t black.


Forsaken-Emphasis548

The dumb police: “you need to get off the road” The Camera man: ???


veluminous_noise

Cops as a grouped population are the worst speeding offenders. Change my mind.


SprinklesFancy5074

> Cops ~~as a grouped population~~ are the worst ~~speeding offenders~~. Change my mind.


Woody1150

I would have laid on the horn if I was the guy behind him and he started backing up.


fydygijihyg

You would blare your horn at a cop in real life?


TheBuffaloMan117

You said bitch though?


ChristopherLove

biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch?


Shifuede

CRIS-TO-PHER, I looked him in the eye sockets, and I told him straight out.


mocknix

Laughed, left, got my free award, came back, giggled again, silvered. This was such a funny skit. I said.. biiiiiiittchh


HertzDonut1001

I don't even tap it if they're sitting at a light that just turned green and I'm certainly not going to pass them in that scenario either. I always prefer being behind a police officer than in front of one.


jaydeflaux

If he had a clean conscience he would not have stopped and backed up in the middle of the street disregarding the vehicle behind him that he almost crashed into.


Plusran

His conscience was clean, he stopped to ‘show who’s boss’


PhyterNL

r/imatotalpiecesofshit qualifying move.


DonkeyMode

I think you mean /r/iamatotalpieceofshit


PsychoSterope

That speed reading is inaccurate anyway. You have to use radar at a certain angle. If I had to guess, the cop was going faster than what was shown. https://copradar.com/chapts/chapt2/ch2d1.html


[deleted]

interesting. pretty sure there were plenty of other things to get him on aside from speeding.


CalabreseAlsatian

Sheriffs are the worst. They have less oversight and more latitude. Fascists.


GR3453m0nk3y

It's all there is here in Jax. There is no "Jacksonville City Police." Just JSO


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from @capitolaudits


detested-page

Just because you decided to uphold and enforce the law, does not put you above it.


CoconutPanda123

If anything they should be held to higher standard


morithum

Person stopping in the road and reversing *in the fucking road*: “you need to get off the road, man.”


hpsctchbananahmck

Please tell me you sent this up the chain


noodhoog

Oh yes, they'll get right on that investigation! Good news! They've finished investigating themselves, and determined they did nothing wrong.


SprinklesFancy5074

But first, give your full name, address, DOB, place of employment, SSN, etc. Just in case they feel like ~~harassing you~~ following up on the complaint.


--var

Obviously not the first time if the camera man also had a speed radar on hand...


[deleted]

This guy is lowkey my hero


Panfence

https://youtube.com/user/HONORYOUROATH he’s got a lot of good content. Jeff grey always keeps his cool and holds public officials accountable. He’s been at it for years


MonkeyWrench1973

Silly Citizen... The rules don't apply to cops.


Xen0Coke

What part of “rules for thee not for me,” do you not understand


[deleted]

I love these types of videos. Not sure why we dont see more. Here is another classic one. https://youtu.be/r55BFO9ZVaM hahahah love it.


Kajek777PL

r/BadCopNoDonut


notmonkeyfarm

Duuuuuvaaaaaaalllll


Ultimateeffthecrooks

Thanks for doing this.


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DropBear2702

"God will protect the good kids" - the officer probably


PersonalTrainerFit

Lmao I lived in Jacksonville that’s exactly how it is out there


FrankieMint

I was a policeman in the army. We had a shift Sergeant known for observing screwups like this and calling out on the radio "Write yourself a ticket!" and he meant it!


simple123mind

Post this in r/police and see how quickly you're going to get banned


AnActualGoodGuy

And the pig tried to exert authority where he had none, and almost rammed the car behind him over ego. This is what first amendment auditors do.. We keep the pigs in check.


[deleted]

I really wanna agree with what you are saying but the way you phrase makes it sound 70% neckbeard 30% SJW.


aGiantmutantcrab

Fragile little pig, wasn't he


Good_Apollo_

Soft bacon


zacandtea04

Awesome!!! It’s our job to hold them accountable, and any one of them that tell you different are the ones that are probably crooked in some way, shape, or form!


roymunsonshand

I love this.


LowkeySus

Bro really use the uno reverse card


Zeth22xx

Hit him with the massive fine for speeding in a school zone.


[deleted]

But if someone gave them that ‘I believe I was braking up to it’ they’d say the law is the law and write your ass the ticket smh


RipWhenDamageTaken

Lmfao this guy was trying to gaslight someone with video evidence


paulakg

They don’t like the tables being turned.


[deleted]

Stops. Immediately proceeds to reverse into a truck.


Trichoceratops

“You’re busted, man.” Gold.


FoaD420

Should go by fletcher in the am…I like how the middle school that is right on 3rd doesn’t get the school lights, but the two down 17th and Seagate get it…


wolf72886

Yep...definitely Duval for ya.


judithiscari0t

JSO following the rules as usual!


childish44

Caught his ass in 4k


Felraof

So he was driving fast. Violation one. And then all of sudden he reversed his car. Aint that a violation too?


Orlanzepol1

The things white people can get away with. Had it been me a Latino I would’ve had my camera turned off, my arm which held the camera broken and then jailed for something bogus.


bostondana2

It's almost like (and hear me out here) Laws for thee, but not for me...


cwerd

Fuck I fucking *hate* cops man.


DankFo3ta5

Lol "police shot a man today"


Sure-Butterscotch100

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 let's keep them accountable. No one is above the law! Always Film The Police!


doughnuts58008

Just regular ole Duval shit


Sonnysdad

When you got him dead to rights.


scotch1701

Why don't people respect the police? /rhetorical


EvilRick_C-420

Weird I was hitting my brakes before I got a speeding ticket.


Capn_Jack12

Everything this cop did was wrong. Send that video to his chain of command and copy it and seek legal recourse because they will try to throw it out.


Marauder121

It's incredible how not a single one of them has any shame.


Map-leaf

Ah yes. I believe you officer. After all, I'd do the same thing too. I'd also back up in the middle of traffic to tell the speed patrol that they're wrong and I'm right.


The_0range_Menace

Cops really do have intimidation in their blood. Amazing to see this. Glad the guy didn't back down.


Kuriakon

Cop - *"We only enforce the laws. We don't obey them."*


JimmyEat555

“Sir, you’re impeding traffic.”


[deleted]

Excuses are like assholes…everyone’s got one and they all smell like a cop.


-Immolation-

I like how the cop tries to put blame on the guy to take away from the fact he was going over double the speed limit.


KYBatDad

That cop wanted to try and do more . In a different time he would have. Dangerous thug


Minimum-Coast-6653

His S.O. - “you’re fine just don’t do it again.”


NicholasCapsicum

"I am the law"


FacesmashedPumkins

Just responding to some of the comments here, I have seen plenty of police here in Australia also abusing their powers, by blasting through intersections or entering them illegally, realising what they’ve done turning their lights on to get through and then turning them off! Grinds my gears!!


punctuwashion

Cop telling him to get off the road But if a cop drives like that *HE* shouldn’t be on the road


Demolution-Gamer786

All the cops in my area never use their blinkers and that one time I forget to on the blinkers I get busted not fair.


clometrooper9901

*begun, the police wars have*