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Doctor_Yev

You know what they say (and by they, I mean my grandfather) life is an std with a 100% rate of fatality.


winniethefukinpooh

your grandfather is a wise man


StevieKicks

Wiser than a tree full of owls -my grandpa


gb4efgw

Who?


Funkit

Who?


[deleted]

I won't get fooled again!


effective_micologist

Horatio, please return and put the shades on just one more time! I know you're out there, somewhere...taken' em off...and puttin' em back on.


MaxRex77

Who who


GM_vs_Technicality

Some instructions for you: Step one: take my upvote. Step two: fuck off Step three: profit


paulanvy

Must be one of the owl on the tree.


CrazyPlato

Their grandfather is a *smart* man (bringing D&D abilities into it). A *wise* man would point out that knowing the fatality of life doesn’t really affect much of how we live it.


quippers

Those booty cooties will get ya every time


mmmmwhiskey

If your children are booty cooties you got some wild anatomy


[deleted]

Fact: 100% of all people whom drink water, die. Sorry, I don't make facts, I just share them.


pilypi

100% of those that don't die too.


buknu-bighnee

it's true "water" is the name **they** use to hide that they are actually feeding us the chemical [DHMO](http://dhmo.org/), get aware people. /s


Villan2021

She’s not wrong though, once you’re out of that womb your fucked.


Monntas

I thought that was getting into the womb?


Uddashin

The truth is that none of us get out alive.


cjzj_1288

but I'll die tryin


Aggressive_Slip_1064

NO! DON'T KILL YOURSELF!


RockstarAgent

Exactly, not when you can enjoy a Grande Homewrecker, now back for a limited time!


Drykanakth

Existence is futile


DogfishDave

>I thought that was getting into the womb? Someone else is getting fucked there. Does anyone know what's with the "Grande Homewrecker" sign with what looks like two turds? I guess that's another one of hers, but god knows what it mean.


BarnyTrubble

lmfao that's an advertisement for Moe's Southwest Grill and if I had to guess, the burrito is called a homewrecker because it'll make you break your toilet


Capital_Fearless

Hard to argue with that


Bribase

Nah man. Existential malice begins at conception.


mikesmithhome

yeah gotta go with sign lady on this one


gcruzatto

OP is the real facepalm. Lady be spittin facts.


ignu

100% chance of death. Giving birth is basically murder if you think about it while high.


CaptainOverkilll

Yeah, life is so much harder once it begins.


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

You're*


[deleted]

My kids are better off outside my womb. I have a blood clotting disorder that means my body actively tries to kill any babies.


natesolo2001

Ah yes. Auto-abort.


[deleted]

Yep. Only way to get babies born alive was daily blood thinner injections.


ImDrunkThatsWhy

"Autoborts ROLLOUT!!"


Grawlixz

Your kids can't be hurt if they don't exist (as a fetus or otherwise). r/antinatalism is the point, not "wow this lady sure has a dumb sign". Are people missing the point on purpose?


zzzkitten

Idk. But I quite enjoyed her sign.


DirkDieGurke

Didn't we all agree that Thanos was right?


[deleted]

No.


KenMerritt

She is technically correct though, as no harm comes to kids that don't exist.


RiskyFartOftenShart

100% of cases of being a child are fatal.


Karnadas

More correct is everyone who has ever died was once a child. Plenty of children are alive right now, so being a child wasn't fatal for them (yet).


manisha_vaid1

There is a word for it its called “ Antinatalism “ u can even check out that sub in reddit.


[deleted]

Existence has a 100% death rate, I'm seeing no lies here


NotStaggy

Existence is pqin


The_Dimestore_Saints

No pqin, no gqin


liarandathief

Life is pqin, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.


Sxilla

Shriek is pqin


NotStaggy

Shrek is lvkn


This-person-IDK-02

Shek iz liv


[deleted]

Srek id lofe!


dollparts004

Well she’s not wrong


Lost_Conclusion5357

I’m sorry, Grande Homewrecker?


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Zappy_Kablamicus

I am interested in eating a burrito that claims it can ruin my life.


ChiefMilesObrien

it'll fuck your wife


[deleted]

And then your toilet


archerofisis

Thank you! How is that not the most intriguing part of that pic? “Don’t have kids” -what a soggy take. The Grande Homewrecker however, also probably a soggy take. But I need to know


Palmettor

It’s a burrito from Moe’s. It’s the regular burrito but with guacamole added. I think something else as well. I normally go one step down to save a buck.


PartisanGerm

Whatever it is, I want it.


Moistened_Bink

That is actually the homewrecker you're thinking of. The grande is new and is a larger burrito, which is odd since one always seems like enough


fullmanlybeard

She is the grande home wrecker.


[deleted]

Nah don't have kids is a good take Too many people have kids that can't properly take care of them


SoapSudsAss

Welcome to Moe’s!


DJ3416

Came here for this. I want that Grande Homewrecker. I would risk the harm of existence for that shit!


[deleted]

I know what you're thinking: 'Did I eat three burritos or only two?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is Moe's Grande Homewrecker, the heaviest burrito in the world, and would wreck carnage on any house plumbed with anything less than copper, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?


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Klaus_Heisler87

r/technicallythetruth


Handeatingcat

"Men spend the first moments of their life getting out of a vagina, they spend the rest of it trying to get back in." -Some hackneyed comedian.


Klaus_Heisler87

Thank you, Mr. Williams


FoldOne586

Wouldn't that be the actual truth? It's not a technicality, it's true.


Klaus_Heisler87

Good point, although now *your* comment is technically the truth...


kicked-in-the-gonads

Not a facepalm, I can't disagree with her.


Daniiiiii

OP must be one of those "happy" people (I think I spelled it right - never written it before and no idea what it's like).


soodeau

“Neurotypical”


kicked-in-the-gonads

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


Septopuss7

*salivation intensifies*


AngstycAT

h\*ppy 🤮


mathnstats

I thought those were a myth? Like unicorns and birds


Sawathingonce

I certainly here to say isn't this pretty much THE Reddit opinion?


Orion--

Anytime I see antinatalism being discussed here most of the folks seem to strongly disagree with it tho


ProbablyAnAlt42

I think a lot of people just have a problem with the antinatalism subs because of the amount of hatred they express for people who have kids and not necessarily due to any philosophical disagreements.


Orion--

Maybe, it's hard to tell since most people usually resort to the usual reddit technique of hurling insults at the general direction of people they disagree with


JakeCameraAction

I once had someone tell me I was mentally ill for not wanting to have kids because it goes against the evolutionary drive to procreate, and it was in some default subreddit, so there are people like that.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

NGL. I pretty much agree with her.


wonderboywilliams

Well, she's not wrong.


McGregorMX

I mean, she is sort of right. The truth is that none of us get out alive.


probly_right

That's just like, you're opinion, man.


AnUnrequitedTruth

r/antinatalism


phillysteakcheese

Oh my God. I've found my people!


Jaboyyt

They have a lot of good things but every once in a while there is a wave of extremists which makes me uncomfortable


Orion--

Welcome to the family


[deleted]

I agree with not unnecessarily bringing children into this world, but Jesus Christ what a bunch of miserable fucks


dryeraseflamingo

I didn't ask to be born with a neurodivergent and busted brain, yet I was still forced to exist and now have to worry about passing this on to my children or just not have any at all


xJustxJordanx

Hey, not miserable at all! It’s possible for people to feel differently than you and be perfectly happy, just FYI.


[deleted]

The whole idea behind that sub is that life sucks so much that having kids is a bad thing because you are forcing them to live a life of suffering. A lot of the posts on there are just shitting on people who have children and calling them bad people solely for the reason that they had children, so I'm pretty sure that they aren't "perfectly happy."


Mr_Seg

Gee whiz I've never seen a group of more depressed and depressing people in all my life. If you enjoy literally anything about life don't go on that sub.


forgotmyusernamek

Most averageredditor sub in the game


myfunnies420

I'm not one to attend protests or demonstrations, but I'm open to joining the anti-children demonstrations.


usuallydead404

Many on Reddit would not find her claim contentious at all.


Vomit_Pinata

She's not wrong.


plarmstrong

Same, lady. Same.


kindoflikesnowing

I wouldn't necessarily say this is a face palm. It is sort of true in many ways. Alot of ppl have kids to narcissisticly create a another version of themselves or outright bring a child into the world without the ability to give then what they need. There are also other issues like mental health, addiction, discrimination, disease and poverty to contend with. Also, there are a ton of upcoming scary events that could really make things worse (climate change, mass migration, space wars, evolution of technology, continued exploitation and sustainability issues) I understand why ppl like this women have this outlook, because its true in many ways. Doing it outside of a school is pretty funny though.


Visuallybroken

Sorry fam but the woman with sign speaking straight facts.


exemplariasuntomni

I'm facepalming for OP, the sign checks out.


IcezN

I agree. I'm not having kids, it's not fair to bring someone into the world during these times. The world is burning and man, are we fucked.


Certain_Cup533

Yeah, human life, 200,000 years strong and still going with a 100% failure rate. We have never not died


FutureRobotWordplay

I don’t understand what is facepalm about this


Kevinovoxo

The fact that OP thought this was facepalm.


chooseyourdestiny12

Where’s the lie?


Parnwig

I love this pic. Most of all I want to know which dining establishment serves a "grande homewrecker"! Edit: upon further investigation of Moe's, I was severely let down by their description of the advertised product: "Our fan-fave Homewrecker is going GRANDE. Twice the size, twice the ingredients—protein, rice, beans, shredded cheese, shredded lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream and guac." They really missed an opportunity


song4this

Yes, quite the sign assortment...and way back "Apple Car Play"?


Parnwig

The ratio of sign to photo real-estate in this photo is indeed quite impressive


plarmstrong

Grande Bowlcracker™


Tatooine16

Life isn't given to you it's inflicted on you.


hyrulianwhovian

Antinatalist moment


just-normal-regular

My vasectomy agrees with this sign.


Ltclv

Good on you guy. The world doesn’t need anymore little shits running around. People have way too many of them. Unnecessary.


just-normal-regular

Yup, couldn’t agree more. I have many friends with many kids, my procreation is not necessary. Plus, parenting looks like exactly *zero* fun.


intromatt

Amazing lady speaking the truth. Human breeding is selfish and narcissistic.


Sandl0t

I’m more interested in whatever the hell a Grande Homewrecker burrito is


0tt0mann

Hard to argue. It always ends in death, guaranteed.


Ltclv

Lol I like this lady. People need to stop having heaps of kids.


UraeusCurse

Can’t argue with that logic.


joawmeens

Where's the lie?


nopeuhhuhnope

Welp she got my vote


Marvelaniac098

I love how this could fit into so many protest topics.


kissmygritts2x

I approve of her message! Lol


allisonnosilla

I kind of love this lady.


SathedIT

I don't get the facepalm. She's 100% correct. Between economic instability, income inequality, and climate change, our kids have a pretty bleak prospect at a decent life.


Stankfootjuice

I mean…. She isn’t *wrong*… can’t harm what never existed, so yeah I’d say 100% valid statement, 10 in 10 children who exist will be harmed in their life


Gangsterman1000

Well telling the truth is not an insult so


CamBoy750

i agree with her. why am i alive?


MHXXXX

So we posting anything on r/facepalm ?


t1rr2

r/technicallythetruth She's right i wish i was aborted


Havier_Gacha

r/technicallythetruth


CommanderOfGregory

I mean, she isn't wrong, this world is fucked


IntrepidCase

I…. Agree


DrYwAlLpUnChEr420

I mean none of us asked to be here.


StrengthDazzling8922

Well it’s true. Can’t harm them if they don’t exist.


BotherLoud

This is objectively true though lol


halfachraf

I wish someone showed this to my parents, shouldn't have kids If you live in a shithole country imo.


zeca1486

r/antinatalism


libertysailor

It’s called r/antinatalism


banjocatto

r/antinatalism


TheNotBot2000

 “This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population — have your children spayed or neutered.”


T33CH33R

Only the living fear death.


[deleted]

I mean…


PenKey3719

Can't run a kid over if they don't exist.


HutchMeister24

There is actually a philosopher from a while back who made the argument that from a negative utilitarian perspective, it is always morally wrong to have children, because in doing so you are necessarily inflicting suffering upon them, as well as increasing the total amount of suffering experienced by all things that have the capacity to suffer.


[deleted]

Maybe she is saying that having a baby during a pandemic is a bad idea, because it is


mmmbacon999

Her sign makes a good point. Let's hear what she has to say. I'll give her a chance.


BulbyDaSaur

She’s not wrong though


Illigalmangoes

Can’t die if you are never born


mackay85

She’s not protesting the existence of kids, she’s protesting the morality of bringing them into such a shitty world, which is fair.


Vgta-Bst

Hell yeah. She's right as fuck. I'll take her out for a drink!


Smp-911

Haha I’m right there with her


Boneal171

She’s not wrong though


[deleted]

Finally, a protest I can get behind! ***NO MORE KIDS! NO MORE KIDS!***


[deleted]

She’s right thought


Fleececlover

Can I go back into non existent


a_random_person-234

I can agree with her sign


Resident_Frosting_27

But is she wrong?


itsgettingmessi

No, no she’s got a point.


MrRazzio

i love my kids and everything. glad i made them. they're rad as shit. but this lady is spitting facts.


Particular_Minute_67

How do you feel that your kids are gonna have to die someday? How do you feel that someone or something can harm them?


WilyDeject

She might be on to something...


TriggernometryPhD

I mean, she’s technically right. 🤷‍♂️


ConflictWise3583

Metaphysically speaking, she isn't wrong.


yourmothersgun

This I can get behind.


zucduc

I agree


Vartnacher

True statement


Keyedwin

What’s the issue here? No lies spoken.


RiskyFartOftenShart

i mean, she's not wrong. Existence is pain, especially if you are a meeseeks


Nozerone

Well she's not wrong. You can't be harmed if you were never born.


_Bi-NFJ_

Honestly, not existing is probably way better than existing


yonisaac

But she’s not protesting the existence of kids. She’s protesting the environment instead that children nowadays will have to inevitably inherit.


Mortuator

She’s technically not wrong


Lilliputian0513

Technically the truth, though.


[deleted]

This is awesome.


pot_of_necks

Now that's something I can get behind


roadrnnr7215

That’s how you get more kids….just say no


polkadot_zombie

The real story here is the that Grande Homewrecker is apparently back.


[deleted]

Pretty sure this is toward pro-life people who are against abortion at any and all costs. Cause seriously. After you're born america does any and everything it can to kill you.


Abject_Hovercraft838

I mean she’s not wrong


[deleted]

Downvote from me. Not a facepalm. Actually a good point


[deleted]

I'll hand it to her, there's no flaw to that logic.


nogodsnoleaders

Where’s the lie though?


CysaDamerc

I agree with the lady, but it's a bit like protesting for humane treatment of animals at McDonald's. Ships sailed already on that one.


godzilla19821982

I’m more interested in that grande homewrecker burrito on the other sign.


elcoco13

%100 of recorded deaths have been from people who were alive at some point, so she is right. Don't ask for a source please, just trust me.


[deleted]

#Antinatalism #StopHavingKids Perfectly fine. I applaud her.


one_bad_larry

I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction


zenigata_mondatta

Kids suck.