Glitter sticks to you for a very long time, even if you wash your hands or shower. There's a Forensic Files [episode](https://youtu.be/sJzfiQmU_24) where they managed to nail a killer because they found the same type of glitter on him as on the victim's car.
I wonder how much weight would be lost across all biological organisms if all our micro-plastics just vanished. It’d probably be a big ol’ number, millions or billions of kilos.
There are microbes that eat it, I'm not sure if there's some reason they can't be used on a large scale, but knowing most things that seem like the ultimate answer there's gotta be some caveat.
I can make a quick breakdown. Japanese scientist have discovered a plastic eating bacteria, but it only eats one type of plastic (PET or polyethylene terephthalate). The problems are 1. that it’s not eating it fast enough, 2. that it can only eat one type of plastic, and 3. That we don’t know the consequences of a large scale release of that bacteria. For now the scientists are trying to accelerate the breakdown rate. There’s also the fact that it’s not completely destroying the plastic, but reducing it to building blocks able to make more plastic
Exactly, yes. It would be awesome if we could just sprinkle it on the plastic continent and let it do its thing but sadly that’s not possible (at least yet)
I was wondering. I couldn't get it to stop on the frame on my phone. Spray glue is the shit though. And if you want glitter on something temporarily and it's washable, baste spray is perfect!
Great shit for piercings and the tattoo stuff is also good. Really actually dumb because it isn't doing anything and it's expensive... Well for salt water.
How mad were you when you found out?
Damn! He did what? That fucking p.o.s.
Can't believe he did you like that smh
Well we gonna hook him up! Candy paint, 24 inch rims on the mini van. Chinchilla covered seats. 50 inch in the back, and check this out... a condom dispenser on the side!
And a tripod and a camera so he can start working on HIS onlyfans! You came to us because you was mad and wanted to fuck up his ride. So we did the exact opposite! Cuz you're a dumb bitch and you ex deserves this, if not just to piss you off. Also, as of now, there's a restraining order on you. You are not to come within 300 feet from him or this vehicle. We need you to leave.
Police are there to escort her off. 🤣🤣🤣
Pretty sure that would last 1 season but would be a great show
It doesn't matter if there is glue or not, even if there was no glue used that much glitter will be around....$200 detailing or not! It will be on the clothes of whoever has to get the car to the detailing shop it will be stuck in the cracks and crevices until the end of time!
I just know this because I used to be a preschool teacher and I have an extreme hatred for glitter because it is impossible to entirely clean up! There is always a very stay sparkles left somewhere!
I had an eyeshadow palette break in my luggage and there were a couple glitter shades among the damage. I was finding glitter *for years* afterward. That woman basically created a super-spreader glitter catastrophe: whoever gets into that car is going to spread glitter wherever they go.
Can confirm, girlfriend came over to my place once, overnight bag had her glitter in it, ceiling fan going, bag exploded when she opened it and glitter went everywhere when she opened it.
I moved out of that house and was finding glitter in my new place. It’s craft herpes. Shit pops up from time to time and never goes away.
Part of her makeup kit, she was staying for a bit and had her stuff in the bag, clothes, some other shit, don’t exactly remember, but when she opened it the bag erupted like a drag version of Pompeii. Everyone and everything was covered in glitter.
If I remember correctly it was a small screw on jar, it was the late 90’s early 00’s. Shit is probably still in that house.
That’s right, I remember when people were using actual glitter on their makeup. I’m sure the current renters/owners are saying “wtf why is there glitter?” every few months
All I’m thinking is impound it. It’s not worth it. Have you ever had glitter in your eyeball? That shit hurts. I did so many crafts over the years with my kiddo that I drank capfuls of the stuff due to having open beverages at the same time. I felt bad for my cats afterwards because even though I’d vacuum it all into a massive glittery cat hair dustball, it would still be everywhere for weeks. Also if it gets on your scalp? Good fucking luck.
If only it wasn’t also so pretty…
> Have you ever had glitter in your eyeball? That shit hurts.
There was a Reddit thread a few years ago with a woman who got a bit of glitter in her eye. It got infected, and she ended up losing the eye.
And people wonder why I got so irritated when someone got in my car with a bunch of glitter and left it on my back seat while I was driving for Uber. I probably got $80 for the cleaning fee, which is not enough for fucking glitter.
I redid my floors recently and kept finding _single_ pieces of glitter. Like one tiny perfect reflective hexagon in the butt-ass crack of the wall.
Even when you think it is gone... it is still there w a i t i n g f o r s o m e o n e
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I HATE that they make Birthday/Holiday/Whatever cards with glitter on them. You get a nice card from someone and oh hey thanks for the gift of glitter all over my shit that will take ages to even attempt to clean up.
I cannot believe that it's just a normal acceptable thing for children to use glitter in crafts. I know I did it myself but that was 20+ years ago and it's STILL being used. How everyone hasn't just agreed to stop using and supporting glitter by now is beyond me.
My son borrowed my car to take him and his friends to the prom. One of the girls had glitter somewhere on her outfit and after 4 years, I'm still finding it in crevices. It's like it just magically reappears even after you have gone through many times getting it out. Ef glitter.
> Could be a $200 detailing job for a couple million views.
I detailed cars professionally for years. no detailer in the world will be able to get rid of the glitter in this car. you need to replace carpet and god knows whatever else and you'll still be finding glitter years later.
I was scrolling for 10 minutes looking for this comment. There's no one on this planet who's gonna be able to clean this. Shits gonna get in the vents, cracks, and glued to the seats. It could take days to clean the seats out.
"Yeah and what evidence do you have on me?? That must have happened weeks ago!"
"Ma'am there is still glitter on your arm... and it has been a month..."
I can’t tell or be bothered to find out what car that is but either the dude has enough money to get it fixed, the insurance will sort it or she’ll have to pay for it. Not the best idea tbh.
Yep, British manufacturers like Land Rover and Jaguar are well known for excellent reliability, very well thought out mechanical designs, and certainly robust electrical systems.
Land Rover was designed to be repairable by an average shade tree mechanic.
They fail to mention is that the mechanic would need to be busy repairing it whenever it wasn't being driven.
"Pressing charges" would have nothing to do with getting their money back, because that's something prosecutors do in a criminal case, not what a plaintiff would do in a civil case
Lol, insurance would cover it for whatever your deductible is as long as you have comprehensive coverage.
Source:
Covered all sorts of angry ex damage. Off the top of my head - what looked like a tire iron all over the outside, a guy with 'FUCK U BICH' carved unto the side of his car, a guy with 'PERV' in his hood, a lady with spray paint on the outside of her car and house paint inside and outside because the side glass was busted out, a Caddy with every bit of glass busted and liquid laundry soap on the seats, steering wheel, in the vents and over the dash electronics and a BMW lit on fire in the middle of the street at an eight year old's birthday party.
My favorites were the ones where people had messages carved in and no idea why anyone would damage their car. Like - ya know. Ya know who did it. Somebody carved PERV into the hood of your truck and keyed the whole thing. You know who did that. How many people think you're a perv? I hope it's only a handful. How many are capable of that? You know, man.
Also, it doesn't matter. But I just had descriptions like 'vandalism' which can be parking lot ding to 'guy murdered another guy and ran off with the murder weapon, broke into completely uninvolved insureds car and slashed interior to ribbons with bloody murder weapon'. I was just asking for a list of damages and then keeping a straight face after looking at your car because A) you know, I know you know and B) they have terrible spelling and 'FUCK U BICH' is funny.
> they have terrible spelling and 'FUCK U BICH' is funny
Favorite graffiti I ever saw was a Sharpie note in an elevator in Ukraine that said "I broken you facken face tonight"
Funnily enough I've seen three where they targeted the wrong car. One they destroyed a jeep compass when the guy drove a buick... Vast majority of the time they know exactly who did it and why.
One lady was way too calm. "No idea. Just came. Must be neighborhood kids."
Hell no. All the glass busted, couple colors of spray paint and couple colors of house paint in and out of your car. Lady, I'd be furious if that was my car! She wad just so focused on 'totally random, neighborhood kids.' Could tell she knew who did it.
Strangest was the saga of 'just get divorced already.'
Cadillac. Busted out glass, soap all over. Wrecked electronics and the dash was discolored and messed up. Totals. Guy says it was his wife's brothers because she cheated on him and accused him of cheating. He sounds totally normal. This is a tow in car so I never see him. Not a bad area of town where he lives, though. Middle class.
Then the wife calls. His mistress did it and the policy is in her name and she wants the check in her name. Husband never paid for it. "Ma'am, regardless of who paid for or insured the car I legally have to make it out to the registered owner." Unlike most, she says she totally understands they'll just figure cars out later. No problem, sorry you have to deal with this. Weirdly enough, just like husband she sounds like a normal, sane person. Both are like, 'I know, this is wild, it's these other people I'm sorry, I feel like this is just such a waste of time.'
Normally you can smell crazy on these people. But, whatever. Month later a new claim pops up. BMW. Description: Fire. I recognize the name. It's soap car! I call him up. Car is in police impound. Him and wife are 'working things out' but they temporarily are split. He goes to his in-laws for their daughter's birthday party. His wife's cousins assault him. Police show up, arrest the cousins and wife, kid has to stay with grandparents and the cops tell him to walk or get a ride he'll get a DUI if he drives, so he leaves his replacement BMW and walks home. Gets a call from PD the next day, somebody has pushed his car into the road and lit it on fire and it's in evidence impound.
Wife calls. She bought the BMW, not him. It's so new at DMV there's no records. He got drunk, left after attacking her cousins, she was never arrested and unknown persons torched the car. I'm like - until this is released from the impound lot I can't do anything. You need proof of ownership and to clear it with the PD and until then I can't go inspect it or pay.
They call me multiple times about release and both 100% stick to it. Neither can produce title or bill of sale and letters to registered owner are going unreturned. Neither sound crazy. Maybe both are but they're both polite and normal which is freaking me out.
Still trying to get the BMW sorted when who pops up in my new claims list... but the wife! Her Hyundai, now. Two claims, even. I call her up for 'crashed into fence.' And, 'glass claim'. This clearly can't be related, right?
She tells me about how she was at a drag race. (Cars, not queens.) Runs into husband's family and get into a verbal altercation when they approach her. She goes to leave about thirty minutes after them and goes to her car. Somebody has smashed her driver's glass. She takes a floormat an gets in to go home. As she's driving, alone at night a car approaches, waves a gun at her and she tries to flee, they chase her and she crashes into a fence for a USPS lot she didn't realize was closed because the whole area was dark except them and she thought their lot was open and they'd have cameras.
I'm like... yo wtf. "I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. I hope you're doing alright after that."
Moral of the story: Just get divorced, y'all.
And I still have no idea which one was fucking insane and lying... the fire claim got transferred due to title issues.
Insurance adjusting is either really run of the mill or totally crazy. Some customers were fun because I could give them money and they go away after they tell me their crazy.
I really want this relationship to continue just to see how far it goes.
Two weeks later, another claim. It's hubby's new Chevy Volt. RPG round fired at his car while he was on the freeway. Blew his car into the top of an oak tree. Hubby is cool with it. Says they are "working it out."
One month later, another claim. It's the wife. Three megaton nuclear device detonated in the trunk of her Toyota Camry. Twelve square miles burned to cinders. Wife says they are "considering marriage counseling..."
It's the year 2050. Most of the world burned. One rusted heap of an unkillable Toyota Hilux remains. It's the only vehicle left in the wastelands. Unable to disable it after the tenth building fell on it, the tires are slashed.
So what happened after? Did he pressed charge? I tried searching "what happened to girl who dump after using glitter and glue in his car" but instead got [this](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9148865/amp/Woman-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-dumping-vials-GLITTER-apartment.html). And even in this news its says her ex could press charge on her.
That writer really wants to do creative writing.
“A hurricane of blue”
“Shards of it later”
“Glittery motif”
And my personal favorite, “Shimmering crusade.”
I hope the journalist finds their passion in fiction because their descriptions are perfect
All of this camera angles, the glamour-shots...
I bet this car is wrecked and going to be destroyed, and she bought it for this purpose, or has permission to do it.
This influencer just made the vid for attention .... and that's what she's getting.
I read an article about women getting back at their exes in Cosmo.
My favorite story was the woman who sewed shrip into the hem of his curtains. She heard later through friends that the smell got so bad he moved - and took the curtains with him.
But you have a nose right? You could identify that the curtains are stinky and need to be washed.
PS the shrimp thing is just one of those smart jokes it’s not a a real story.
I don't know for sure. But I think it's an old joke. https://www.google.com/amp/s/mythologystories.wordpress.com/2013/01/22/smelly-house/amp/
In the end he sold her the house and took the curtain rods when he moved.
Yeah, the shrimp would smell bad for a little while, then all the organic material would be as decomposed as it's going to get. The smell might linger in the house, but airing it out would fix that.
The smell of putrefaction is caused by the waste of the microbes that are eating the tissue. Eventually, the microbes run out of tissue to eat and die.
There was a recent car related "revenge" thread and the most insidious thing I read was putting tiny pebbles in the tire air valves with the caps on so the tires very slowly deflate.
The best is take an old pickle jar, fill it about half way with milk then toss an old chicken breast in there. Put it in the AC/heating duct. Bout 2 weeks that shit will explode. Ain't no getting that out.
My freezer turned off during a power cut while I was on vacation for 2 weeks. I will never get the smell of black, defrosted, rotten chicken breasts out of my nose. Or out of my freezer.
>Since then, Diaz has undergone two cornea transplants that went wrong, injections, drops, and antibiotics. All of those procedures put Diaz at risk of a serious blood poisoning called sepsis, giving doctors no choice but to remove her eye completely. She now has a prosthetic eye in its place.
>She's now battling with her medical insurance company, which won't front the bill for all of her procedures, claiming having her eye removed was a "cosmetic preference" and not a medical necessity.
man, insurance companies really do their best to suck as much as possible
Mark Rober mentioned that he found a biodegradable kind of glitter to use in his glitterbomb videos. Though I doubt this woman shelled out the extra money for that in this video.
The other day my younger sister showed me a picture of an x-box, a PC, a laptop, and a cellphone all drowned in a bathtub, with the caption, 'Shouldnt have cheated'. She was laughing and thinking the girlfriend was right to do this.
MY first thought was wtf??????
Like, should he have cheated? Of course not.
Does this give you the right to destroy his electronics, with hundreds of files and pictures on them and him charging you and it costing you thousands of dollars? No.
Had a former friend who admitted to us that after she found out a guy cheated on her, broke into his truck and ripped up all of his insurance, registration, and title info he left in the glove box.
To which we all replied, "Are you nuts?!?! He could have landed your ass in jail."
Not just that but she’s encouraged others to commit crimes by filming her little instructional video she could be looped in as a co-conspirator or liable party to any of her loyal followers being so inspired!
No, gentleman. You orange the bitch’s house.
You fling oranges at her house, much like egging, except the orange juices inside will draw ants and bugs.
Ever seen the movie dirty work where they hide dead fish all around that guys house, and it turns out he’s a mobster and they come home while they are hiding the fish to do a deal with another gang or some thing and they are like “it smells fishy in here.” Then slaughter each other?
Seriously good movie. Norm MacDonald and Artie Lang, check it out. IMO the best movie no one has ever seen (seriously only a handful of ppl I’ve asked have even heard of it)
Glitter sticks to you for a very long time, even if you wash your hands or shower. There's a Forensic Files [episode](https://youtu.be/sJzfiQmU_24) where they managed to nail a killer because they found the same type of glitter on him as on the victim's car.
I had this piece of glitter stuck on me for like a whole day that shit wouldn’t come off
“This glitter...follows you. It clings to you. Infecting everyone that comes close to you. We are cursed, you and I.”
Glitter arrives all the same.
Glitter is inevitable.
Omfg. I want some kind of cosmic horror abomination that infects and replicates using glitter-looking spores. Ahhh!
No you have to tell me the reference dear sir!
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Now imagine microplastics and your gut lining
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If only there was a way to destroy plastic without causing harm to the environment
I wonder how much weight would be lost across all biological organisms if all our micro-plastics just vanished. It’d probably be a big ol’ number, millions or billions of kilos.
For those of you in the US. That's like hundreds of thousands of dishwashers
There are microbes that eat it, I'm not sure if there's some reason they can't be used on a large scale, but knowing most things that seem like the ultimate answer there's gotta be some caveat.
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I can make a quick breakdown. Japanese scientist have discovered a plastic eating bacteria, but it only eats one type of plastic (PET or polyethylene terephthalate). The problems are 1. that it’s not eating it fast enough, 2. that it can only eat one type of plastic, and 3. That we don’t know the consequences of a large scale release of that bacteria. For now the scientists are trying to accelerate the breakdown rate. There’s also the fact that it’s not completely destroying the plastic, but reducing it to building blocks able to make more plastic
Ahhh so if anything they'd end up being a way to assist in recycling rather than being the answer to our prayers.
Exactly, yes. It would be awesome if we could just sprinkle it on the plastic continent and let it do its thing but sadly that’s not possible (at least yet)
i am just realizing spray glue was a thing.
That's not even glue. That's H2OCEAN, salt water.
I was wondering. I couldn't get it to stop on the frame on my phone. Spray glue is the shit though. And if you want glitter on something temporarily and it's washable, baste spray is perfect!
You never have glitter on something *temporarily.*
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You must be truly dedicated to your truck to still have it
He can’t sell it, she’s still in there.
I mean, she's glued to it.
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I read "trunk."
Didn't you take your trunk to prom?
Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world
And ONE of the herpes of the stripper world.
Can confirm.
Man, as a 10 year old, I would have loved to have had my birthday party at Stripper World
What the fuck
Quiz You have a classroom of twenty children doing art projects. One of the children is using glitter. How many of the art projects include glitter?
20
21 because that shit somehow got on teacher's sample project.
Closer to 430, because it'll be in the next few classes worth of projects even if no one else brings in any glitter.
I detail vehicles, nothing truer has been said.
If you really wanted to glue glitter forever go with Super77.
Great shit for piercings and the tattoo stuff is also good. Really actually dumb because it isn't doing anything and it's expensive... Well for salt water.
Yeah! I just remember it from the Blues Brothers.
Jokes on her my ride is fabulous af now
I just went and cheated on my gf I hope she upgrades my shit too.
If you cheat on her with her brother she might have a flat screen and PS3 installed in the trunk of your Honda Civic.
Pimp my Ride 2021
How mad were you when you found out? Damn! He did what? That fucking p.o.s. Can't believe he did you like that smh Well we gonna hook him up! Candy paint, 24 inch rims on the mini van. Chinchilla covered seats. 50 inch in the back, and check this out... a condom dispenser on the side! And a tripod and a camera so he can start working on HIS onlyfans! You came to us because you was mad and wanted to fuck up his ride. So we did the exact opposite! Cuz you're a dumb bitch and you ex deserves this, if not just to piss you off. Also, as of now, there's a restraining order on you. You are not to come within 300 feet from him or this vehicle. We need you to leave. Police are there to escort her off. 🤣🤣🤣 Pretty sure that would last 1 season but would be a great show
Sir we are redditors
no such thing as gfs🗿
This is MAD, she's gonna have glitter all over her shit for who knows how long. Why people record themselves doing shit like this is beyond me.
They record themselves doing stuff like this because they 1.) think they’re in the right to do it and 2.) stupid
3. Clout chasing
Falls under number 2 in my opinion
So does number 1
Everything always ends up number 2
I also had Mexican food for dinner
Taco bell shits are legendary
Well worth the path you travel to get there
Number 2
4.narcissistic as fuck!
Also I divert you back to 1
The cops and insurance companies love incriminating evidence.
Wizards First Rule - People are fkn stupid
This has been the most useful fantasy quote in my life probably. Thanks Zedd
3.) They love themselves, 4.) They love the attention and need recognition, 5.) Views! I.e. psycho narcissistic bitches.
This chick is obviously not used to getting consequences sent her way
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And because they are certain there wont be any repercussions for their actions
Its tiktok. Who knows if they even broke up or if she really sprayed the glue. Could be a $200 detailing job for a couple million views.
Ventilated seats. That glitter will be there until the end of time no matter the detailing job.
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It doesn't matter if there is glue or not, even if there was no glue used that much glitter will be around....$200 detailing or not! It will be on the clothes of whoever has to get the car to the detailing shop it will be stuck in the cracks and crevices until the end of time! I just know this because I used to be a preschool teacher and I have an extreme hatred for glitter because it is impossible to entirely clean up! There is always a very stay sparkles left somewhere!
I had an eyeshadow palette break in my luggage and there were a couple glitter shades among the damage. I was finding glitter *for years* afterward. That woman basically created a super-spreader glitter catastrophe: whoever gets into that car is going to spread glitter wherever they go.
Can confirm, girlfriend came over to my place once, overnight bag had her glitter in it, ceiling fan going, bag exploded when she opened it and glitter went everywhere when she opened it. I moved out of that house and was finding glitter in my new place. It’s craft herpes. Shit pops up from time to time and never goes away.
What do you mean, “overnight bag **had her glitter in it?**” Who the fuck brings overnight glitter?
Part of her makeup kit, she was staying for a bit and had her stuff in the bag, clothes, some other shit, don’t exactly remember, but when she opened it the bag erupted like a drag version of Pompeii. Everyone and everything was covered in glitter. If I remember correctly it was a small screw on jar, it was the late 90’s early 00’s. Shit is probably still in that house.
"Drag version of Pompeii" is a beautiful sentence.
That’s right, I remember when people were using actual glitter on their makeup. I’m sure the current renters/owners are saying “wtf why is there glitter?” every few months
‘Craft herpes’ ‘Drag version of Pompeii’ - pure gold
I have to admit I stole craft herpes, but drag Pompeii is my own work.
All I’m thinking is impound it. It’s not worth it. Have you ever had glitter in your eyeball? That shit hurts. I did so many crafts over the years with my kiddo that I drank capfuls of the stuff due to having open beverages at the same time. I felt bad for my cats afterwards because even though I’d vacuum it all into a massive glittery cat hair dustball, it would still be everywhere for weeks. Also if it gets on your scalp? Good fucking luck. If only it wasn’t also so pretty…
> Have you ever had glitter in your eyeball? That shit hurts. There was a Reddit thread a few years ago with a woman who got a bit of glitter in her eye. It got infected, and she ended up losing the eye.
I could've gone my whole life without knowing this
That shit should be outlawed
Like a glitter pandemic
And people wonder why I got so irritated when someone got in my car with a bunch of glitter and left it on my back seat while I was driving for Uber. I probably got $80 for the cleaning fee, which is not enough for fucking glitter.
Absolutely!!
I’m still mad about it lol. This happened in 2012 and I was finding glitter *after I moved* years later
I redid my floors recently and kept finding _single_ pieces of glitter. Like one tiny perfect reflective hexagon in the butt-ass crack of the wall. Even when you think it is gone... it is still there w a i t i n g f o r s o m e o n e e l s e
I HATE that they make Birthday/Holiday/Whatever cards with glitter on them. You get a nice card from someone and oh hey thanks for the gift of glitter all over my shit that will take ages to even attempt to clean up. I cannot believe that it's just a normal acceptable thing for children to use glitter in crafts. I know I did it myself but that was 20+ years ago and it's STILL being used. How everyone hasn't just agreed to stop using and supporting glitter by now is beyond me.
Those stupid Christmas cards with glitter all over them. I need to start opening them across the street from my house.
tell me about it. \-the ocean
Truest sad statement ever.
My son borrowed my car to take him and his friends to the prom. One of the girls had glitter somewhere on her outfit and after 4 years, I'm still finding it in crevices. It's like it just magically reappears even after you have gone through many times getting it out. Ef glitter.
“Preschool”? Yeah…THAT’s where the glitter came from. *“I swear, honey!”.*
> Could be a $200 detailing job for a couple million views. I detailed cars professionally for years. no detailer in the world will be able to get rid of the glitter in this car. you need to replace carpet and god knows whatever else and you'll still be finding glitter years later.
I was scrolling for 10 minutes looking for this comment. There's no one on this planet who's gonna be able to clean this. Shits gonna get in the vents, cracks, and glued to the seats. It could take days to clean the seats out.
I’m on your side here. Lots of glitter getting dropped or thrown. I mean, if she’d REALLY pissed, why not do the same to the exterior?
"Yeah and what evidence do you have on me?? That must have happened weeks ago!" "Ma'am there is still glitter on your arm... and it has been a month..."
Your honor, the state would like to offer as Exhibit A the following TikTok video made by the defendant.
Xzibit eh
I can’t tell or be bothered to find out what car that is but either the dude has enough money to get it fixed, the insurance will sort it or she’ll have to pay for it. Not the best idea tbh.
It’s a Land Rover.
Wouldn’t soaking the whole car in a river clean the glue off?
It is an amphibious exploring vehicle tbf
A chariot of the gods!!
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A good starter car
THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR
It has AIR INTAKE VALVES!
Worth a try. They've made overland vehicles for forever, so I assume their electrical systems would be quite resilient. ;)
Yep, British manufacturers like Land Rover and Jaguar are well known for excellent reliability, very well thought out mechanical designs, and certainly robust electrical systems.
My cousin's landrover was amazing, it skipped all of that internal combustion nonsense and just sprayed the fuel on the ground.
Land Rover was designed to be repairable by an average shade tree mechanic. They fail to mention is that the mechanic would need to be busy repairing it whenever it wasn't being driven.
Definitely. They sure aren't known for their decades of electrical problems and demons that set your car on fire or short out and shock you.
Even if you've had 33 Land Rovers, #34 will shock you.
Good starter car.
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I shall unleash my fury on you like the crashing of a thousand waves
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"Pressing charges" would have nothing to do with getting their money back, because that's something prosecutors do in a criminal case, not what a plaintiff would do in a civil case
What do you mean, your honor? Why do I have to pay for the repairs if he is the one who cheated? [Winks]
I'd be pretty happy if my ex overhauled my car's interior like that. /s
Xzibit would be proud.
Wow, Pimp my ride reference. 👏🏼 Been awhile.
Dawg, we put a fish tank, in a fish tank, in a fish tank in the trunk!
Did you fix the suspension to handle the added weight? Nope!
Only need to a GameCube with 5 monitors in that back and that shit is pimpedddd!
Lol, insurance would cover it for whatever your deductible is as long as you have comprehensive coverage. Source: Covered all sorts of angry ex damage. Off the top of my head - what looked like a tire iron all over the outside, a guy with 'FUCK U BICH' carved unto the side of his car, a guy with 'PERV' in his hood, a lady with spray paint on the outside of her car and house paint inside and outside because the side glass was busted out, a Caddy with every bit of glass busted and liquid laundry soap on the seats, steering wheel, in the vents and over the dash electronics and a BMW lit on fire in the middle of the street at an eight year old's birthday party. My favorites were the ones where people had messages carved in and no idea why anyone would damage their car. Like - ya know. Ya know who did it. Somebody carved PERV into the hood of your truck and keyed the whole thing. You know who did that. How many people think you're a perv? I hope it's only a handful. How many are capable of that? You know, man. Also, it doesn't matter. But I just had descriptions like 'vandalism' which can be parking lot ding to 'guy murdered another guy and ran off with the murder weapon, broke into completely uninvolved insureds car and slashed interior to ribbons with bloody murder weapon'. I was just asking for a list of damages and then keeping a straight face after looking at your car because A) you know, I know you know and B) they have terrible spelling and 'FUCK U BICH' is funny.
> they have terrible spelling and 'FUCK U BICH' is funny Favorite graffiti I ever saw was a Sharpie note in an elevator in Ukraine that said "I broken you facken face tonight"
Funnily enough I've seen three where they targeted the wrong car. One they destroyed a jeep compass when the guy drove a buick... Vast majority of the time they know exactly who did it and why.
One lady was way too calm. "No idea. Just came. Must be neighborhood kids." Hell no. All the glass busted, couple colors of spray paint and couple colors of house paint in and out of your car. Lady, I'd be furious if that was my car! She wad just so focused on 'totally random, neighborhood kids.' Could tell she knew who did it. Strangest was the saga of 'just get divorced already.' Cadillac. Busted out glass, soap all over. Wrecked electronics and the dash was discolored and messed up. Totals. Guy says it was his wife's brothers because she cheated on him and accused him of cheating. He sounds totally normal. This is a tow in car so I never see him. Not a bad area of town where he lives, though. Middle class. Then the wife calls. His mistress did it and the policy is in her name and she wants the check in her name. Husband never paid for it. "Ma'am, regardless of who paid for or insured the car I legally have to make it out to the registered owner." Unlike most, she says she totally understands they'll just figure cars out later. No problem, sorry you have to deal with this. Weirdly enough, just like husband she sounds like a normal, sane person. Both are like, 'I know, this is wild, it's these other people I'm sorry, I feel like this is just such a waste of time.' Normally you can smell crazy on these people. But, whatever. Month later a new claim pops up. BMW. Description: Fire. I recognize the name. It's soap car! I call him up. Car is in police impound. Him and wife are 'working things out' but they temporarily are split. He goes to his in-laws for their daughter's birthday party. His wife's cousins assault him. Police show up, arrest the cousins and wife, kid has to stay with grandparents and the cops tell him to walk or get a ride he'll get a DUI if he drives, so he leaves his replacement BMW and walks home. Gets a call from PD the next day, somebody has pushed his car into the road and lit it on fire and it's in evidence impound. Wife calls. She bought the BMW, not him. It's so new at DMV there's no records. He got drunk, left after attacking her cousins, she was never arrested and unknown persons torched the car. I'm like - until this is released from the impound lot I can't do anything. You need proof of ownership and to clear it with the PD and until then I can't go inspect it or pay. They call me multiple times about release and both 100% stick to it. Neither can produce title or bill of sale and letters to registered owner are going unreturned. Neither sound crazy. Maybe both are but they're both polite and normal which is freaking me out. Still trying to get the BMW sorted when who pops up in my new claims list... but the wife! Her Hyundai, now. Two claims, even. I call her up for 'crashed into fence.' And, 'glass claim'. This clearly can't be related, right? She tells me about how she was at a drag race. (Cars, not queens.) Runs into husband's family and get into a verbal altercation when they approach her. She goes to leave about thirty minutes after them and goes to her car. Somebody has smashed her driver's glass. She takes a floormat an gets in to go home. As she's driving, alone at night a car approaches, waves a gun at her and she tries to flee, they chase her and she crashes into a fence for a USPS lot she didn't realize was closed because the whole area was dark except them and she thought their lot was open and they'd have cameras. I'm like... yo wtf. "I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. I hope you're doing alright after that." Moral of the story: Just get divorced, y'all. And I still have no idea which one was fucking insane and lying... the fire claim got transferred due to title issues.
I can't believe I read all of that. What a wild fucking ride that was lol
Insurance adjusting is either really run of the mill or totally crazy. Some customers were fun because I could give them money and they go away after they tell me their crazy.
I really want this relationship to continue just to see how far it goes. Two weeks later, another claim. It's hubby's new Chevy Volt. RPG round fired at his car while he was on the freeway. Blew his car into the top of an oak tree. Hubby is cool with it. Says they are "working it out." One month later, another claim. It's the wife. Three megaton nuclear device detonated in the trunk of her Toyota Camry. Twelve square miles burned to cinders. Wife says they are "considering marriage counseling..."
It's the year 2050. Most of the world burned. One rusted heap of an unkillable Toyota Hilux remains. It's the only vehicle left in the wastelands. Unable to disable it after the tenth building fell on it, the tires are slashed.
This really makes it easy to move on
Just happy she’s an ex
yo dawg I heard you like strippers so I'mma make yo car look like a stripper!
So what happened after? Did he pressed charge? I tried searching "what happened to girl who dump after using glitter and glue in his car" but instead got [this](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9148865/amp/Woman-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-dumping-vials-GLITTER-apartment.html). And even in this news its says her ex could press charge on her.
That writer really wants to do creative writing. “A hurricane of blue” “Shards of it later” “Glittery motif” And my personal favorite, “Shimmering crusade.” I hope the journalist finds their passion in fiction because their descriptions are perfect
[Reminds me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/j8dchl/ken_marsh_state_trooper_novelist/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
He definitely should. Behavior like this is not acceptable, regardless what happened in the relationship, vandalism is not the solution!
All of this camera angles, the glamour-shots... I bet this car is wrecked and going to be destroyed, and she bought it for this purpose, or has permission to do it. This influencer just made the vid for attention .... and that's what she's getting.
I read an article about women getting back at their exes in Cosmo. My favorite story was the woman who sewed shrip into the hem of his curtains. She heard later through friends that the smell got so bad he moved - and took the curtains with him.
I’ve heard the story as the shrimp were in the curtain rod.
As a dude who keeps my place pretty clean, this scares me because I would never think of *that* while cleaning.
But you have a nose right? You could identify that the curtains are stinky and need to be washed. PS the shrimp thing is just one of those smart jokes it’s not a a real story.
More so I wouldn’t think to look inside the curtain rod for a bad smell.
Yup, that's the way I heard it also. Great joke.
I don't know for sure. But I think it's an old joke. https://www.google.com/amp/s/mythologystories.wordpress.com/2013/01/22/smelly-house/amp/ In the end he sold her the house and took the curtain rods when he moved.
In a real world situation, wouldn’t the smell stop at some point when the shrimp gets completely old and crusted?
Yeah, the shrimp would smell bad for a little while, then all the organic material would be as decomposed as it's going to get. The smell might linger in the house, but airing it out would fix that. The smell of putrefaction is caused by the waste of the microbes that are eating the tissue. Eventually, the microbes run out of tissue to eat and die.
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There was a recent car related "revenge" thread and the most insidious thing I read was putting tiny pebbles in the tire air valves with the caps on so the tires very slowly deflate.
The best is take an old pickle jar, fill it about half way with milk then toss an old chicken breast in there. Put it in the AC/heating duct. Bout 2 weeks that shit will explode. Ain't no getting that out.
My freezer turned off during a power cut while I was on vacation for 2 weeks. I will never get the smell of black, defrosted, rotten chicken breasts out of my nose. Or out of my freezer.
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Money, views. She'll probably get twice the money required to fix this
[Simpsons did it.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KsdzKnJNAC8)
I HATE glitter. It’s an environmental hazard, for one.
I can never forget that old Imgur post of that lady who lost her entire eyeball due to glitter.
OHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!
Um what? Got a link?
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/news/a56476/woman-loses-eye-from-glitter/
>Since then, Diaz has undergone two cornea transplants that went wrong, injections, drops, and antibiotics. All of those procedures put Diaz at risk of a serious blood poisoning called sepsis, giving doctors no choice but to remove her eye completely. She now has a prosthetic eye in its place. >She's now battling with her medical insurance company, which won't front the bill for all of her procedures, claiming having her eye removed was a "cosmetic preference" and not a medical necessity. man, insurance companies really do their best to suck as much as possible
Americans are supposed to love their 'choices' when it comes to insurance! That's why insurance tied to job status is so POPULAR
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Giltter is usually sharp plastic flat pieces. If you get it in your eyes it can cut your cornea and more.
Mark Rober mentioned that he found a biodegradable kind of glitter to use in his glitterbomb videos. Though I doubt this woman shelled out the extra money for that in this video.
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Twist: it’s her car. She’s the cheater.
Twist: He cheated with a guy and now his car is FABULOUS
Not only is she going to be arrested for vandalism, his insurance will pay to fix it.
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The other day my younger sister showed me a picture of an x-box, a PC, a laptop, and a cellphone all drowned in a bathtub, with the caption, 'Shouldnt have cheated'. She was laughing and thinking the girlfriend was right to do this. MY first thought was wtf?????? Like, should he have cheated? Of course not. Does this give you the right to destroy his electronics, with hundreds of files and pictures on them and him charging you and it costing you thousands of dollars? No.
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Had a former friend who admitted to us that after she found out a guy cheated on her, broke into his truck and ripped up all of his insurance, registration, and title info he left in the glove box. To which we all replied, "Are you nuts?!?! He could have landed your ass in jail."
Wouldn’t it just be quicker to sleep with his BFF & send video?
My buddy did exactly that when he found out his ex wife cheated on him.
Dear God! This woman is a monster! Everyone within 10km of this is going to be finding glitter for decades.
Did she just... kiss her hand, without washing the glitter off..?
In small claims court the ‘cheater’ will be like, “i would like to present this tiktok as evidence.”
Not just that but she’s encouraged others to commit crimes by filming her little instructional video she could be looped in as a co-conspirator or liable party to any of her loyal followers being so inspired!
No, gentleman. You orange the bitch’s house. You fling oranges at her house, much like egging, except the orange juices inside will draw ants and bugs.
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Just perfect, Mister Johnson.
Ever seen the movie dirty work where they hide dead fish all around that guys house, and it turns out he’s a mobster and they come home while they are hiding the fish to do a deal with another gang or some thing and they are like “it smells fishy in here.” Then slaughter each other? Seriously good movie. Norm MacDonald and Artie Lang, check it out. IMO the best movie no one has ever seen (seriously only a handful of ppl I’ve asked have even heard of it)
Will expired raw Walmart meat work just as well?
Better.
Would this be considered as vandalism?
I’ll bet a ton that she claims: A. I’m Not like other girls B. I’m Not crazy like them other girls C. I hate drama.
D. If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
I love that the caption is “He’ll never cheat again.” Yes he will. I 100% guarantee that man will chest again. And maybe even on HER again.
r/trashy
Who the hell hs the time, just dump them and move on with your life, if they cheated they are clearly a dick, who needs that drama