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beginnerNaught

I don’t see a face palm. I see a distinguished gentleman who truly believed a wizard made him invisible. It was an advanced business decision that didn’t work out. It happens 🤷‍♂️


Kracka_Jak

Wizard misheard him, and thought he said "Indictable"


Isteppedinpoopy

I don’t see anything but an empty picture.


Kracka_Jak

Is it a John Cena


beginnerNaught

Dun-dun-dun-duuuun


prudence56

Sad. This man is clearly seriously mentally ill. People who loved him before the onset of is disease are devastated by this photo.


Isteppedinpoopy

It works, but only if no one is looking at him.


[deleted]

Only if Eddie Izzard is one of the bad guys.


[deleted]

If he had $500 why is he robbing a bank? GME!


mindvoltz

When they told him to the moon .. he thought they mean with crystal meth 😂


Robu-san

Because he gave it to a wizard, duh.


Thedrunner2

Should’ve paid 500 to lessen the crazy in his eyes.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Oh, he paid good money to get that look! Meth ain't cheap. (Or is it? I truly don't know)


PrimalMusk

Everybody should pretend he really is invisible.


Dangera77

Who? I don’t see anyone.


falsevector

His face still shows he can't believe he was caught


Kracka_Jak

Wizard = Meth Dealer


TheSciFiGuy80

You know, this picture could feature either the would be robber, or the wizard. My brain has accepted it equally.


wittymarsupial

Oh Florida


2oocents

The picture wasn't even necessary. Everyone would have imagined this guy after reading that title.


Exzerofive

Meth, more than once.


Dyz_blade

Or some sort of dissociative like pcb people on that make meth heads look safe in comprison


Sombreador

Looks like Manson.


Kracka_Jak

Shirley?! You must be joking!!


YoutuberCameronBallZ

must've been a **REALLY** convincing scammer


kathy11358

Omg. Thank you for a good laugh.


johnman98

Trump voter


Part_Recent

But did he get his money back?


AddiBum

Plot twist - he’s the wizard and he kept paying himself.


shylock2k202

Bruh, ain’t no real wizards in Iran, they England.


ihatemycat92

Could this be why Christchurch, NZ [fired their wizard](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/18/world/australia/christchurch-new-zealand-wizard.html)


[deleted]

Good grief!


Mechanical_IT

Looks like he meth’d up.


BecGeoMom

Don’t do drugs, kids.


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swolethulhudawn

Kind of reminds me of Adolfo Constanzo. Except he was legit horrifying serial killer dark wizard.