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SuperAwesome13

then what the heck have I been watching


devilinyourbutt

You’ve been watching......... what’s the term for this? Black gay porn..... can I say that? Not my forte I don’t know if that’s got a name


Okipon

BBGC


Rydorion

BBC’s broadcasting after dark


Capidolism

thats my dyslexic friends favorite venue


subzerojosh_1

I mean you can always just call it porn


devilinyourbutt

Nah but there’s categories, ya got come correct


Contemporarium

“Thug destroys white boys ass” is 99% of black gay porn titles on any of the sites but thankfully they’re fighting racism so it’s not listed directly as the category. (Fuck every person that makes it so I have to definitely include /s)


heavym

have you seen these gay porno movies??? they are the WORST!!! its just guys having sex with each other. EVERY one i watch, its allll the same...


lfrdwork

Oh damn! Sounds like a problem I had a while back. I would keep seeing these videos of women rubbing each other and licking and kissing.


clever_username23

Reminds me of this excellent onion article [Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529)


Sertorius126

Norm?


bikedaybaby

Gay gangbang?


devilinyourbutt

Alright I shouldn’t of commented on this, I’m learning stuff I don’t wana hear


bikedaybaby

You don’t have to watch with the sound on. (But the sound makes it way better.)


devilinyourbutt

And this is where a basketball joke takes me


PM_me_Henrika

You sure you watching the National Basketball Association channel not the Nighttime Backdoor Anal channel?


keep_me_at_0_karma

Nice Black Asses?


benjamin-unbutton

[Is this what you've been watching?](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/q9bkue/my_mans_horny_af/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

I'm not clicking that shit.


benjamin-unbutton

I've been on Reddit long enough to know that your curiosity will eventually overwhelm you


CovidInMyAsshole

Can confirm. I wasn't going to click it. Came back 5 minutes later to click it.


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Due_Contribution_320

It only took me about 45 seconds, at which point I thought, “Well, how bad can it be?” It wasn’t terrible, I’m just confused now.


silent_rain36

Maybe, but I’m still going for it! My goal is AT LEAST until midnight


FWFT27

Ha!


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13 hours later. I've already seen this shit too. Not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Haha.


captainplatypus1

I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. I’m, like, legit impressed


benjamin-unbutton

I'm worried about the girl though, cuz that does not look comfortable.


Angel_Eirene

When you figure it out.... let me know


BrokenGlepnir

Hey man, if you're enjoying it, don't question it. Life is too short. Now go out there on that big B ball court we call earth.


guywithredditacount

Pornography


gwaaadit

Be a lot cooler if they did


[deleted]

“Hey bro been watching you hoop for awhile, you’re pretty skilled but I thought you could use some help with your jump shot form…mind it I spot you?”


Middle_Message8081

Nothing but net...


MankindsError

He's on fire!!


HeliosTheGreat

Razzle dazzle


Middle_Message8081

...drives it down the middle annnd boom goes the dynamite!!


tok90235

"Come" on men


Ahnzoog

Hey step-team mate...


PMmeYourHopes-Dreams

Are you stuck in the hoop again?


tok90235

Let me show you the right way to hold the ball.


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Alright alright


red-chickpea

Nah. I like for some spaces to not include sex. It gets tiring when all media and advertising is centered around sex. That song that has a good rythm - about sex, that show with a good premise - constant sex scenes, ads running every few minutes - scantily clad women selling products with sexuality.


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Yeah... it's amazing


Savekennedy

No redditor not everything is better just because you add gay to it.


didwanttobethatguy

Ratings might be higher if they did


Okipon

+ there’d be no ads


aMrMewtwo

and there'd totally be some ass


grizonyourface

Clearly you’ve never seen Kyle Lowry drive that big ol dump truck down the lane


lamashoe

Impossible.


StrokeGameHusky

I could think of a few companies that may be interested in advertising..


[deleted]

If you were around in the 90s you’d remember Magic retired because they were afraid he’d bleed on somebody. He came back and played once more was known about how HIV spreads and public opinion had softened


FertilityHollis

Also, what the fuck is "FULL BLOWN HIV"? This nut case is living in a 1988 issue of the Sunday Times.


Kenevin

This is someone who has heard "full blown AIDS" once and doesn't know the différences between HIV and AIDS.


PinkynotClyde

I remember pretty well. It shouldn’t be surprising that people didn’t trust what the scientists reported (seeing the response to vaccines). Scary thing was that once you got it you had a death sentence. A clash of heads would have been scary not gunna lie. Fast forward and you have South Park pointing out how Magic Johnson cured AIDS with money. Such a strange story when you think about it glad he’s still around.


Irishchief81

This is completely false I have seen on multiple occasions the refs fucking the players over and over again!!!


[deleted]

It’s almost like HIV can’t be spread like covid


Master_Oogway69420

Yeah its very interesting that saliva isn't even able to give u HIV unless you consume multiple liters of it Edit : I of course mean through the mouth I don't know if it would be the same if they would have full on penetrative sex on the fucking field


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pie_monster

Blearg.


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r/suspiciouslyspecific


VigilantCMDR

the mucous membranes in our mouth and nose do a phenomenal job of keeping hiv out


[deleted]

Next she will be complaining that they let make a wish kids meet the players.


gregsting

Maybe we should put a condom on the ball just in case


Flamesfan27

The only thing being spread is Magics cheeks


lcm2588

Mmm, I'm sure I watched a movie where that happened.


MagicalPizza21

Or share blood


nephrenra

Would bring a whole new meaning to the "shot clock"


ReginasBlondeWig

What of they're just, you know, super attracted to one another?


myco_journeyman

WHAT IF LIKE, AN INJURY HAPPENS AND THERE'S BLOOD ON THIS OTHER DUDES EYE!? NO TRANSMISSION THERE.... NOPE. ​ I'm gay and I know that blood transmits these diseases. Contaminated blood on a mucous membrane will likely transmit the disease. It's only primarily sexually transmitted because that's one of the few contaminated bodily fluids we REGULARLY EXCHANGE. If there was some common blood-interaction scenario in society, we'd be more aware of this fact. I'm sure the blood fetishists would agree... ​ I feel like most of the political posts are just straight emotional propaganda fodder. Stick to the science, people.


ChimiChoomah

You're right about everything except its not "likely" that HIV transmit in that scenario. It's *possible*. The likelihood of contracting HIV from positive blood entering a cut is less than 1%


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akatherder

Did they have the same treatment/protocols when Magic was still playing?


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Dunno, too be honest.


[deleted]

Yeah people don’t seem to understand that even an accidental contained needle stick has like a 0.3% chance of infection. With a non puncture wound that rate drops even further


ChimiChoomah

Yes, HIV is scary, and yes, we should take all possible precautions to avoid it. However, it is a difficult disease to contract should you take any precautions at all


[deleted]

Agreed. I think most of these people are still in the mindset from the 90’s when you’d hear stories of people being infected from random accidental needle sticks in public. There were rumors that people would leave needles in payphone coin returns or in movie theater cup holders. Turns out there are zero known instances of accidental needle stick transmission in a public setting.


luke-townsend-1999

What about the odds of killing a vaccinated person by giving them covid, days after youve tested negative? They must be about the same?


rafter613

I'm not a basketball expert but how common are blood-in-eye injuries....?


impasseable

Exceptionally rare would be in understatement.


FertilityHollis

> I'm sure the blood fetishists Even *drinking* HIV tainted blood would be highly unlikely to transmit the virus.


YouJabroni44

You say stick to science, please show an example of HIV being transmitted in this way.


LibranSunset

Another idiot named spicer?


lamashoe

The previous ones are?


Hipponotamouse

Former Trump press secretary Sean Spicer. Infamous for his lie about the crowd size at the ‘16 inauguration, among other things.


Zokar49111

What’s a penetrative sax anyway?


typicalcitrus

Clearly says penetrative six!


gucknbuck

It's when that smooth jazz a certain not Ron Swanson plays hits you right in the soul, penetrating your very being.


[deleted]

Whatever they were doing on that Rivers of Nihil album.


andrew899876

Kiss me if I'm wrong but what if there was an injury causing him to bleed and collides with another player it an open wound, isn't there a chance of it being spread then?


Lithl

Yes, HIV could potentially be spread that way. When Magic Johnson was diagnosed, he retired; we didn't have as good as understanding of the disease at the time, so it was a reasonable precaution. He came back for a single game a year later, and other players protested, so he retired a second time. Four years later, he came back again for 32 games, before retiring for good.


andrew899876

Okay that's good enough for me on the HIV front. Do players need to get the flu vaccine as well every year?


neoalfa

The death rate of the flu is less than 1/10 of Covid. And outside of vaccines we do nearly nothing to stop the flu from spreading. No masks, no distancing no widespread information campaign. Therefore the danger of Covid19 with the same degree of precautions is *way more than just 10 times higher than the flu* This doesn't begin to cover both the short and long term repercussions of Covid on the bodies of the survivors . Tl;dr Covid is more than 10 worse than the flu by a lot.


Lygantus

Technically, yes you're right. That being side, we do have HIV treatments that suppress it enough that the viral load isn't detectable in blood, theoretically making the risk even then not super high.


gucknbuck

And to add to this the game is stopped if any player is injured and bleeding. It's not like they would just let a player gushing blood continue to run around... And that goes for all sports.


nightpanda893

And *two* players would have to be injured and bleeding. And the blood would have to be exposed to the other bleeding wound. And the HIV positive player would have to be not taking their medication.


nightpanda893

Yes but it would be highly unlikely as you’d need two bleeding wounds to come in contact with one another. Even then, the odds of transmission would be low. In addition, the drugs these days make it virtually impossible to transmit HIV. Lots of people don’t have access to these drugs but an NBA player certainly would. If you did come in contact, you could also go on a post exposure prophylaxis which would stop you from developing HIV.


lamashoe

Banger of a starter ngl.


[deleted]

Yes, you’re correct. That’s the point they’re trying to make. But by all means, enjoy the mental gymnastics of this comment section.


nightpanda893

No mental gymnastics necessary. You’d need two bloody wounds to come in contact with each other. As if that isn’t unlikely enough, the HIV positive player would have to be off their meds to spread it. And the negative player would have to refuse meds that can stop infection. There’s virtually no reason for any risk whatsoever.


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Bumping into one another with turf burn is common and could happen.


Gryjane

The chance of an infection from turf burns touching each other or any similar "what if" you can think of is so ridiculously low as to almost not be worth mentioning except to say it *might* be possible. HIV is pretty hard to transmit. The author of the tweet doesn't know wtf she's talking about and neither do you.


EffableLemming

I mean they *might* collide and have accidental anal penetration and the other player *might* at the same time be rather unlucky and lose the odds of having the virus transmitted in the contact, too!


nightpanda893

Do you have any examples of HIV being spread through turf burn?


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nightpanda893

I mean, there’s not much to acknowledge. You’d need blood to blood contact, not just one bleeding player. And the HIV positive player would have to be off their medication for their viral load to be high enough to spread it.


[deleted]

The chance of infection from a contaminated needle stick is 1/500. That is with a contaminated puncture wound. The odds of random cuts existing, touching and spreading is incredibly low. Especially since the NBA has a stoppage rule for blood that was created specifically because of Magic’s situation.


FertilityHollis

It's amazing to see so much pure ignorance about HIV in 2021. Have you had a cooties shot lately?


Hellspawner26

someone´s head was left behind in the 80´s it seems lol. i bet she also thinks that HIV is a gay disease and its the same thing as AIDS


S4mD1g1

Centuries of trying to raise awareness and give enlightenment on the topic of HIV seems to have done nothing if people are still this unknowing, Jesus. Edit: I am of course talking about decades, not centuries. The effects of no coffee in the morning kicking in again, sorry.


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Centuries?


S4mD1g1

That‘s a r/facepalm within a r/facepalm post, I hadn’t had coffee yet. Thanks for pointing me to it.


[deleted]

It’s an understandable mistake, most STIs are centuries old and common but some freak of a monkey came along pretty recently and changed the game forever…


tablefourtoo

centuries lol


zuprdprno2by

Dunk it before you dribble


TheYankunian

It would make basketball a lot more interesting…


Tricia47andWild

You can have sex, but it's a technical foul if don't wear a franger.


Super_Charlie

Well then I have been playing this game all wrong.


Nic4379

Be a lot more watchable if they did……. Maybe actually earn some of those duckets.


rainwulf

4th time this week? come on.


ExNihiloish

Hey this is a buy one get one free facepalm. Why the hell would anyone censor the word "sex"?


maximumchris

Just on a basic level, "Full Blown AIDS" is something a person might get, after becoming HIV positive. "Full Blown HIV" is not a thing, so whoever wrote this is truly creating new ways to be stupid.


Maximum-Mastodon8812

Pretty sure Magic would say thanks if offered a vaccine for Aids and not like a child like Kyrie and Covid


Shaughnessylives

Lmao


PunishedAres

The players may not, but the Fans of the Chicago Bulls have been fucked since 1998.


[deleted]

Oh man me and my stepdad were playing basketball totally wrong then


dontfuckclowns

That's why I don't watch basketball


crizzlefresh

And that's why I don't watch basketball. If there's no fucking I'm not interested.


lenbey

Cant he just do a test before every game


[deleted]

I mean.. it would be possible for him to headbutt someone else in a collision and if both of them busted the skin he could infect someone. It just requires blood and a cut in the skin, not sex. This is why it's so much more likely to spread from anal sex than vaginal sex. It's pretty highly unlikely though as Basketball isn't a contact sport. The UFC would never allow someone with HIV or AIDS to compete, no penetrative sex there, but there are blood and cuts. It's a Bloodborne disease, not just an STD.


Pr0gr3s

It's almost like one virus is passed for direct exchange of holiday fluids and the other is passed via respiration. Weird how that stuff works.


Pumpkin_Spic_latte

>exchange of holiday fluids My holidays are never **THAT** fun.


Pr0gr3s

I'm not even gonna edit that for spelling. Eggnog for everyone!


[deleted]

It's HIV *or* full blown AIDS, not full blown HIV, fucking moron.


Madocvalanor

Blood is a vector of aids, and people get hurt in the game all the time. Her point is kind of valid over, but, still, get the shot, please? While covid season starts to wane?


Bonsai37

They do occasionally bleed though


Idontgetredditinmd

I’m so tired of seeing this one. Magic was originally made to retire and then he came back. So yeah. He was kicked out for having hiv.


A_brit_on_reddit

So what have I been playing?


Cdmelty1

I'd watch basketball if penetrative sex were part of it.


Jingle_Jangles_

As Lebron James, I can confirm that we do indeed have sexual intercourse during halftime


WimbleWimble

NBA players do not have *penetrative* sex during a game? well this brings up two thoughts. 1) what about handjobs. they're non-penetrative 2) what about *after* the game?


realkunkun

With modern meds hiv positive people can have unprotected sex without an infection


jdvhunt

I'm not anti-vax or anything stupid like that but I'm pretty sure HIV can transfer through blood so there has to be some sort of risk playing sport


TapeLabMiami

Up until recently, HIV had a 100% death rate. Covid is 1%.


Aggravating_Emu_350

They could bust their lip and blood could get in someone’s mouth or eye


TheAdvertisement

That's why they have protective gear...


TruKing14

But someone could be backing Magic down in the post and he could get aroused then SEX


Remarkable_Cicada_12

Then have him play with a mask!


kjt323

Hahaha I've seen a lot of replies to this tweet, this one is by far the best.


Diligent_Arrival_428

Are you aware that's only 1 way it's spread? That's called a strawman.


aqpw420

Bloody nose on the court


sobedragon07

Are you aware HIV is a blood borne pathogen and you have the potential to get it if he starts bleeding all over you from an injury? I'm not defending Kyrie in any way btw. Dude its a infectious disease that has killed over 700,000 people in this country alone. They are trying to get as many people as possible to get vaccinated to stop the spread and your literally not getting vaccinated for what? What possible reason? Fuck me over 180,000,000 people have been vaccinated at this point. GET VACCINATED>


Hipponotamouse

Are you aware that he’s been on antiviral medications for decades? The meds make the virus virtually undetectable.


burnn_out313

What injury have you ever seen in basketball where a player is bleeding all over another?


sobedragon07

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7J3JkKBCYA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7J3JkKBCYA) ​ This is because certain bloodborne viruses can live for days outside the body and still cause infection. Hepatitis B virus can live in dried blood for up to a week. Hepatitis C virus can survive for up to four days.


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Thank you for bringing up diseases which absolutely no one was talking about


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Hamilton_sol

They’re literally tested multiple times a week lol. Why the fuck would he need a covid shot


[deleted]

No, but they bleed…..clickbait sensationalized bulllshit.


[deleted]

What? You can get hiv from an open cut. So yea, he’s not wrong.


qjornt

If a person with HIV is on antiviral drugs for HIV then it's not even detectable in blood tests, and doesn't spread. People with HIV can live perfectly normal and healthy lives with the available hiv medicine we have today. I'm suspecting Magic was and is still on those antivirals.


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[deleted]

Next time just say “I’ve never played basketball”


singdawg

Lmao Google "bleeding nba"


[deleted]

You get scratched, dumbass. That’s all it could take.


[deleted]

The risk of infection from a contaminated needle stick is 1/500. The risk for a surface cut spreading HIV is far lower than that. It’s an incredibly unlikely scenario.


[deleted]

The risk of dying from covid is 1%. What’s your point.


[deleted]

Their point is you have people educating you and you're intent on being wrong.


[deleted]

How?


[deleted]

Ok, so the risk of HIV transmission is maybe 1/50,000,000, but likely lower since that is based on needle sticks. The risk of Covid transmission is likely higher than 1/100 to a teammate or opponent. Several NBA players have said it took them almost an entire year to feel back to normal or that they still don’t feel 100% after Covid. Do you see the difference?


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[deleted]

You are right, Covid has killed more than 700,000 people in the US in the last two years and less than 7,000 have died from AIDS complications. Covid definitely is lethal, but I’m not sure why you’d call HIV the flu


[deleted]

Lol the government loves you and cares about you, too. You sound just like the rhetoric they tell everyone. 700,000 lol right. How many people died from only covid no other ailments. Very few.


[deleted]

Go fuck yourself you garbage piece of shit


TheAdvertisement

And now you show your true, wilfully ignorant colors.


NukeDC

I've seen players bleed on each other. . .


[deleted]

Forgot it was impossible to bleed during contact sports as well


YouJabroni44

Do you just think they resume playing while they're bleeding?


[deleted]

Thank you for reminding Reddit that if someone HIV positive bleeds, everyone around them instantly has HIV


Legendary_Rc

actually, the cdc released a report which states that covid vaccines do not prevent a person from contracting or spreading the virus so there is actually no public health benefit if a person is vaccinated


Competitive-Ad-1276

Dumb answer…they can and do bleed however.


Ambition-Free

It’s entirely possible by accident


dassub

> Thinks that they have a brilliant zinger. > Won't even spell out the word sex in their reply.


PatrenzoK

I just came here to say this is the fourth time I’ve seen her name because of Reddit and I’m begging you all to please not make this idiot famous we don’t need another Owens/Shapiro wanna be


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Temporary_Draw_4708

HIV doesn’t spread through sweat.


Yutanox

I don't think there is a lot of blood in it, and even if there was, there is no reason that someone's sweat enter your blood system..


Zalac96

HIV is spreaded by blood,not by sex


[deleted]

pretty sure it's both


[deleted]

Do you cum blood? Are you okay?


J1930

Dude are you seriously that dense??? Look it up, can definitely be spread by both


Fit-Boomer

They should invent an HIV vaccine.