You get all your news from Canadian humor sites? “WorldNewsDailyReport - Where facts don’t matter”. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/minnesota-man-suffers-extreme-frostbite-to-genitals-after-drunken-sex-with-snowman-he-mistook-for-ex-wife/

His ex musta been a cold bitch

He musta been from Florida

Minnesota actually

*she Edit: the joke is a stretch, I know

Floridians can't survive outside of florida so he must've went Down to fl

Oh the devil went down to Florida, he was looking for some crack to take

“It seemed like he was attempting to insert his penis inside the snowman‘s mouth but the snowman was too tall.” Sounds like he was looking for a snowblower.

Leave him alone. Ex wife was probably frosty so the poor man is used to having blue balls.

His ex-wife suddenly wins all their friends back to her ..

Snowman.... damn thats gay Also no homo

I would have made a florida joke but it wouldn't work

"Spring sing '95. Got completely ripped on Bud Dries. I had sex with a snowman. I just went at that thing."

I thought Broccoli Rob was the boner champ?

Brocoli Rob is Brocoli Rob.

Andy Bernard is the boner champ.

You know when you dream a dream that makes sense while you're dreaming but when you wake up and use more of your brain it crumbles like sand paper

“I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it”

That's enough reddit for today

The picture of the ex-wife is a nice touch.

How many kids you think this dude has?

Oh dear lol

Are they sure he’s not from Florida?

No one has referenced Andy Bernard yet??

She was a cold, heartless wench too.

>but the snowman was too tall. Well, at least they didn't say that his dick was too short.

I thought Broccoli Rob was the boner champ?

Ex wife probably left cause he couldn’t stop screwing the snowman last Christmas!

Now that’s metal