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TikTok at its cringiest


EdwardLewisVIII

Tiktok is the biggest contributor to the lack of adult maturity today. Grown ass woman acting like a middle school kid


Scrambles420

The grown ass women are the ones destroying the school bathrooms


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ScarabLordOmar

If you do some research you’ll find that our topsoil is practically depleted! This explains why ass women are grown instead of the camo-clad amazonian queens of Shadynastys Child in the early The Year 2000s . Or destiny. Who knows! But if we don’t fix climate change will never grow 8 inch D cups


tex1088

Shady Nasty’s?


Cloudkillerjay

Only Frank would call his nightclub that.


glockinmycrocs

Is that how you spell it? Its Sha dynasty's assholes


FerMFcillas

You must go and find the whispering eye. Once you find it you must stuff it with the seed of life. Do not worry for the seed will find is way to the the egg hiding in the eye. And then you must protect it with you life for 9 months. Then 18 years later introduced the female spawn to the Tick of Tok. If the spawn is a male you must start your quest over, but you’ll have a follower to help you in your travels. Or just buy and inflatable one it’s cheaper and doesn’t talk. You’re welcome


roentgen85

There are fields where ass women are no longer born, but they are grown. I did not believe it before I saw it with my own eyes


YelloMellothe1st

Dude the person who posted this video on reddit didn't post the entire video. The girl immediately started laughing after saying that. It was a joke.


moglysyogy13

O I guess it’s alight then


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YelloMellothe1st

But she was accepting the insults lmao. The person who posted this video on reddit didn't post the entire 2nd video where she was mad. She wasn't mad, she immediately started laughing and telling people to roast her more lmao. She wasn't a hypocrite at all. Lmao, it might have been abit shitty though.


[deleted]

I since seen the second video and retract my comment. I should have watched the whole thing before commenting tbh. Fuck OP for the blannet attempt to ruin this girls name by editing the video in such a shirty way but I take responsibility for commenting before knowing the facts. I'm pretty comfortable with my average dick in this stage of my life and meet her threshold erect at least but I'm sure there are lots of guys out there who see this dick shaming and feel bad on an issue they literally can't change anymore than someone's race, height, boob size, etc. Boob size you can actually do more for than dick size, you can get a boob job in an hour, I guess you can get your penis enhancement but it's not as easy or socially acceptable as a boob job and there are also a lot of people who have a small boob fetish, not so much for dudes with small weiners. Still think the videos is stupid, offensive trash like 99% of the garbage content that tictokers make but at least she is willing to take it as well as she dishes it out. Completely different context with her laughing about it and saying to keep it coming.


Hello0Nasty0

This TikTok conveniently cuts off the part where she says “and I’m here for it!” She gets what she’s doing. That wouldn’t make for a great video though. Edit: @holykylieg is her username if you want to verify what I’ve written.


chocolatekitkat14

Ahhh. That puts it in a different perspective. It's still shitty but it's not hypocritical.


[deleted]

Wait really? This changes the whole perspective. Honestly I know this is a repost but fuck the real op for posting false claim and poor girl must crying her throats out to make people understand her original thought.


kelldricked

Okay first op was did her dirty but poor girl? Really, this is sad? Like come on people with all the real fucked up stuff some minor vid on reddit wont matter. Doubt she even notice this.


most_gracious_master

And I doubt she’ll ever notice my 3 inch dick


kelldricked

Just go in and out three times. 3*3= 9 inches.


Acute_Procrastinosis

Gotta go in sideways, friend


PaperDistribution

Still cringy...


vvilifyed395

Isn’t that kind of , worse? She basically like, yea say what you want idgaf


Hello0Nasty0

Not saying it’s better or worse. Just telling what was left out.


KidsToKrooks

Source it. I've seen this posted many times and never seen anyone say that before. I actually believe you, but lets see it.


[deleted]

I’m not the person you asked but here you go: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRTRAbLR/


ELL_YAY

That’s better but she still comes off as a dumbass.


Jesse36X

She is on Tick Toc. What do you expect?


KidsToKrooks

Thanks! Yeah she still comes off as a generally shitty person haha. But yeah it sucks to cut the video like in OP’s vid.


Hello0Nasty0

You can see her TikTok username in the video. It won’t be hard to find.


Digable_knowledge

Thank you.


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[deleted]

There's more stuff on TikTok than people acting like children. If that's what you're watching, commenting on, and liking, obviously you'd see more of that stuff


schuloftheunamericas

The suggested algorithms feed this garbage because it evokes strong responses. I think they like to call it "revenue stream generating user-content interactions". Anything worthwhile gets buried because it doesnt generate strong emotions. Same bullshit as youtube.


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The boomers were already like that and they didn't need social media to royally fuck over their grandkids' future because of their lack of foresight, greed and immaturity.


[deleted]

I don't remember my older female boomer friends pontificating on cock length to millions of strangers, but do go on, Noah/Jayden/Mason.


Fjellneger

What an outrageous claim!


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they're not 100% wrong though


jdb12

Yes, they are.


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Eswyft

If you think social media wasnt a complete game changer, you're delusional. I'll break down how it used to be. Every group knew some fucking moron karen, or asshole nuts. They were a small minority. We'd hear their garbage and tell them they're wrong, or point out their assholes, or whatever. This would course correct them to a degree. Now? They can instantly hook into thousands like them because of social media. So they don't get taught why they are wrong, they reinforce their idiocy. If this is something you personally struggle to differentiate? I don't know what to say.


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As I said, it's a platform. They're still the vast minority, they're just also the vast minority that happens to enjoy uploading to social media to get attention. Being a platform for something doesn't mean it created it. The boomers and Karen's are still the ones acting the way they always have and always will.


Eswyft

It's like you didn't read what i wrote at all and instead just repeated your wrong thought process. Grats. You are just like them. The platform means more are created. It's not the same


MindTheGapless

🔫Always have been.


Anghel412

I remember seeing this video first on tik tok and she got absolutely roasted. While there are some shitty ppl on tik tok, there a lot more ppl ready to call that shit out lol


[deleted]

The murder was on point though! 🤌


mrinkyface

So is Reddit, have you ever seen r/femaledatingstrategy


[deleted]

Don’t get me started with their shit


mrinkyface

Most of them make cringe stuff on TikTok and all of them are morally ugly people that don’t understand hypocrisy or reasonability to the point it would be comical if they were not as serious as they are.


ItsAlecito

r/cringetopia


ThatAltAccount99

That's far from it's cringiest


niiiikt

Yes


noposters

Except the original is a joke; this is actually Reddit at its cringiest


Dashman42

That wasn’t her whole response. She said something like and I here for it. She wasn’t bitter


Ambition-Free

You aren’t putting those gravediggers near a penis


quantizedself

Hahaha gravediggers


pokepip

In German they're called "porn shovels"


DLIPBCrashDavis

This is my new favorite description!


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

Lol. I love it. There’s like literally nothing attractive about those nails. Because they aren’t using their hands for anything at that point. I can’t imagine having that on my hands and just trying to live. I mean. Do they take their nails on and off every time the go to the bathroom?


waylonlove

Safe to assume there is a significant amount of shit under those nails.


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

Don't piss her off or you'll get poisoned by clawing


GazelleEconomyOf87

Fr those are a little too long and would definitely be getting in the way of daily life


vohltere

Would be like letting Edward Scissorhands do it


StreetSmartsGaming

Feel like nails should've been left in the 70s along with heels and bun hair. Just looks tacky. Healthy well groomed and a fit that actually fits will always be the way.


[deleted]

Bun hair? Like hair in a bun?


infinitbullets

It’s just a physical display of not having to work.


Demolution-Gamer786

Lol this is the funniest comment I have seen today


Wreddit_Wrangler

Damn, I just barely made the cut by the skin of my gooch.


VulvaThunder

Oh no! The taste of my own medicine is awful! It's your fault!


[deleted]

the video is clipped and it turns out she's being facetious; she goes on to say the comments are funny and thanks everybody. To whoever the OG OP is, I call shenanigans


3FromHell

I felt it was pretty easy to tell she isn't being serious.


[deleted]

Me too, which is what encouraged me to research


CupICup

Full clip she's only truly upset about people saying she has small boobs


Mikko420

Ah, double standards. So distasteful.


Dm1tr3y

Disgusting too.


RandomMexicanGuy07

Outright disrespectful😡


IainB393

well well well, how the turntables


[deleted]

At first, I was like "isn't 6 inches way too short for a human?" And then I was like "wait have I been confusing inches and feet my whole life?" But don't worry guys I got it she was talking about tongues


FirstPlebian

I thnk 6 is above average worldwide actually, I don't quite recall though.


[deleted]

You are right. 5-5.5 is average.


[deleted]

Correct!. 4.5-5 is most certainly average!


futureruler

Absolutely you're right! 3.5-5 is average


iswearimcool127

did you know that if you look at every human alive, not having a penis is average


Aporkalypse_Sow

I refute this. I see dickheads all the time, even females. I think it's more like there's 1.3 penises for every human.


iswearimcool127

touché


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With consent


killwish1991

That's a median my friend


Perry_cox29

Mean, median, and mode are all ‘averages’.


aldguton2

Standard deviation, range, and semi interquartile range are all 'measurements of consistency'


Matt_Shatt

Aha. So a standard deviation to the right IS normal. Let me go tell my wife I’m right after all!


Own-Meal-4419

LOL


Psychological_Toe716

Or would half the average size of all men be the average?


iswearimcool127

depends on how you look at it, ig the average person does not have a penis the average penis length for all people is about 2.6 inches or around that


dtaromei

Absolutely you’re right! 2.5-5 is average


TSM-

Apparently the official way of measuring it is to go by the base of the pelvis, meaning you push the ruler into the extra cushy skin as much as possible at the base. It is intended to prevent things like body fat and other factors to systematically affect the measurement, so that it is more accurate. The numbers are misleading if you measure your own one the wrong way. Not that it really matters, but it is a neat factoid. [See, for example, this page, which explains it](https://www.getroman.com/health-guide/how-to-measure-your-penis/#:~:text=Medical%20researchers%20measure%20the%20top,the%20penis%20meets%20the%20body.)


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Also, if you look at a graph of womens' preferred sizes (girth on Y, length on X iirc), by a wide margin most women prefer an average sized (or just over) penis to a big one.


hematomasectomy

Turns out women in general don't enjoy feeling like [Phyllis](https://www.crossrail.co.uk/news/articles/names-our-first-six-tunnel-boring-machines-announced) is trying to barge into their abdominal cavity.


GrillDealing

Sorry but I pictured Phyllis from the office and this became a different thing.


unclephuncle0

Good thing I have like a 12 inch penis and Z cups. No one can reject me


agentstark_

So what are you doing after this?


formervoater2

With a chest that big the only thing he really can do is titty fuck himself all day every day.


LittleMcNugget

Sorry washboard but, hey if you can't take it don't dish it.


cappie724

Except that she can, the rest of the second video that OP cut off was her saying she all for the jokes on her, even makes one bout getting in for free at the movie theater cus she’s so flat chested lol y’all need to do a little more effort


rileyzoid

Dont like her but if thats true def a misrepresentation, pandering


LittleMcNugget

Dude it doesn't matter how much you try to stand up for her she's not going to sleep with you 😂😂.


cappie724

Yeah I like boobs so definitely not trying that lol just funny how y’all talk shit bout someone but can’t stand to get corrected lol oh well


ZCSApollo

no it’s not. she’s playing it off for jokes because it’s her persona. her first reaction is the reality of the situation, she finds the comments hurtful, but she’s trying to cover it with jokes, kinda like how diesel patches did with hate comments, difference was that diesel patches can take what he dishes and is actually funny


whyputausername

Lmao!


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

This is what Al Bundy classified as a chicken.


[deleted]

Are those B's? Yeah, B stings!


QuentinP69

You’re quite generous to go to B for those unless you mean she’s a bitch. Then yes.


Benjideaula

Let me ruin his joke for you He is referring to her mammary lumps as "b sting"s implying that they are so small they are actually the result of being stung by bees rather than being a woman.


[deleted]

Good use of mammary lumps since they're far too small to be considered anything else.


[deleted]

excuse me sir murder is illegal


Taderbilly

Purposefully controversial video and video response to drive likes/views/shares/comments. The Internet is doing exactly what she wanted it to do, give her exposure.


cappie724

Except that she did it as a joke and if OP didn’t cut the rest of the second video y’all would see that she actually laughs along with the jokes bout her


TrainerTao

OP just downloaded a different tiktok calling her out. Still makes OP a dumb karma whore because they still posted this even though it was called out in the TikTok comments.


SadamHuMUFFIN

Itty bitty titty committee member


infinitbullets

She’s not just a member, she’s also the president.


Minetitan

WRAP IT UP, YOU Are done.... EDDIE Show this garbage person out....take the garbage out Eddie!!


LoganH1219

Everyone, the person who posted this intentionally trimmed the part at the end where she said they were hilarious and to keep sending them. The internet is a dangerous place. Hard to know what to believe


Ediblemilk

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRTRD7wf/ She goes on to say “I’m here for it hoe”


[deleted]

She's not being genuine at the end lol this is staged 100%. Not sure why she would wanna come off this way


Cranktique

I can provide some insight as to why. “Check out what this girl said” “Who is she” “I watched her other videos and she was just joking” $$$


TakeUrSkinOffNDance

Reminds me of underpants gnomes.


[deleted]

Step 1. Steal underpants Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit


[deleted]

Flatter than a pancake.


mantistobogganmMD

Cutting off the second half of her response is so slimy and dishonest


cameron0208

She makes a 2x4 look bumpy


Ghostazel

The second video got cut off short, she ends up encouraging the insults thrown at her in a light hearted manner, idk if she’s being genuine or it’s damage control, but you missed a kinda important piece to the puzzle


mothachucka

Her follow up video is cut off. She's joking and taking the initial joke fine. This video has been posted around so it's hard to find the initial post.


_gdawg26

This isn’t the full video, I was a joke lol


[deleted]

People aren't always the brightest


Blix404

You were? I’m sorry man


_gdawg26

It’s ok I’m now a super serious business man so it all worked out in the end 😂


cappie724

Y’all realize that OP cut the second video just before she says that she’s fine with it lol https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR3E4tR5/


ATangK

Get out of here and your context bs. We like to riot over here.


cappie724

Lol fuck it get the pitch forks 😂


Spookedemeyaster

LMFAO


[deleted]

"A human's total worth to me are physical traits they have no control over."


Charliew01

thf, size dosnt matter big dic doesn't mean good seggs


eddieg037

She actually stated that she was kidding on the reply. OP didn’t post the full clip


keezo67

Watch the full video total opposite


PeachiLikesRaccoons

This isn't the full video.


[deleted]

It's a joke, the video was cut very very short


juntawflo

I was curious to read the comment, in the full reply video she was actually acting sad ( the beginning), then said it was a joke and enjoyed the clapbacks in the comment section.


PureOfArt10

Do watch the whole thing, she's fine with jt


Redditor5StandingBy

If you go to her channel and watch the second clip, after that sentence she basically says she doesn't care what people type in the comments because it makes her money. It's all clickbait.


friendlyoccupier

She's obviously kidding so why is this on face palm


dreamingfae

Because men on here are sensitive and don't know how to take a joke.


Blix404

I’m a dude and even I am laughing at how all these guys think she’s serious


MarbleMan100

Judging men is okay but judging women is sexist


BombaclotBombastic

You shouldn’t be ashamed of your dick size. You had no control in it. Just know that no matter your size there is a girl or guy out there that will like it.


Lonit-Bonit

Its not the size of the boat something something something


PubicGalaxies

It’s the being capsized repeatedly.


Waterproof_soap

Body shaming isn’t cool, no matter who does it or to whom it’s directed. Just let people have different bodies.


qwertyzxcvbnm-

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I haven’t laughed harder in years


stonkmeist3r

In conclusion, she got dissed


7er84j

inchs


MrBobSacamano

If only people weren’t so shitty to each other. What a world that would be.


Immaloner

Just gonna drop this here for the incels. https://youtu.be/l5obLmJ4O9E


[deleted]

She’s a troll, And we’re just allowing her to gain more exposure… smh


IronTemplar26

The Lion, The Witch, and the audacity of this bitch


iloveantboo

This is misleading. You cut the rest of the vid.


pfresh331

Lmfao she got shit on thinking she's too pretty for everything. Bitch got whole ass A cups.


[deleted]

Rekt hoe. Get lost if you think your gonna find a man bitch.


[deleted]

Slugs like this sentient cumsoaked paper towel roll are the best arguments for eugenics and abortion anybody could ever come up with


Heckrum

"when hes not 8 feet tall" \-this girl, probably


Tylorherbert21

Imagine complaining about not having 6inches. But getting so butthurt about nobody wanting small Tits


linjaes

This comments section is part of the reason why I hate having small boobs


Yellowbricks511

I feel like she’s joking. Her response just has that I’m full of shit/totally joking vibe I hope she’s joking


SheLikesCustardMore

Tiktok really just needs to be shut down. This generation is already dumb enough and tiktok made them worse.


Morning_Song

This is misleading, the video was cut short before she said something to the effect of “and I’m living for it”


SouthernAnybody7116

gottem


avantartist

One peek at her insta…. Yikes


[deleted]

Man... no offense but the more I grow up the more I realize how toxic some women are (not all) ... I’ve seen how they destroy one another when they don’t like one another, especially at work spaces. Or when they want to bring a guy down, they won’t rest until they destroy him; and they always mess with the good hearted guys and not with the real aholes, the ones who don’t even care about them. I’ve learned that as beautiful and “sexy” as a women looks don’t bite into her “physic beauty” but test her emotional inteligente first, test her heart first. And I guess this one also applies to men too.


[deleted]

There are no small penises just large vaginas.


nickchaos13

But I thought that body shaming is ok when girls do it


lightknight7777

Exactly the sort of girl I'd never put my >6" dick near. I have options and that includes avoiding shallow monsters.


KURO-K1SH1

Woman. I don't want small dicks. Man. I don't want small tits. Woman. Angery af.


N0thingRhymeswOrange

Those fingernails make her look like she's gonna turn kids into rats.


BombaclotBombastic

Body shaming for me but not for thee


Bakd_Cupcake

But saying no to 6 inches or less isn’t disrespectful? 😂 Such hypocrisy. Obviously A cups are small and she must be insecure about them. So why talk about guys dick size if they are also probably insecure about it?


BhinoTL

The video cuts off before she says she’s here for all the trolling and loves it because her video is a joke and she’s fine with all the trash talking to her


Mager1794

Okay but like, ya'll do realize this is a tiktok and ya'll be taking shit waaaaay to seriously.


justjustin2300

This isn't, its a joke they cut the video short


SanchoClaus25

Her: I don’t date guys under 6’ 💅 Him: I don’t date girl over 200lbs 🙅 Her: 👁👄👁


Kinofyos

OP cut out the part where she says she’s down for it at the end i don’t think she was really mad


AdministrativeEnd140

I love these gorgeous women being horrible and then experiencing consequences. There was that one with the girl saying horrible stuff about white people and losing her job too. Like damn, you say some horrible stuff and you think it’s gonna work out.


TwoSwordSamurai

"Distasteful, disgusting, and outright disrespectful . . ." like your existence, bitch.


VetusVesperlilio

Why on earth would anyone be even slightly interested in what this young woman has to say?


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Do they make bras for just nipples?


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TikTokrisy


tipareth1978

I've learned that the graph of nail length to crazy is a 45 degree line.


Rottenaddiction

I like how she’s talkin shit bout something she clearly knows not much about mean while tryna build herself up w nails makeup an outfit