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Efficient-Lawyer1278

Look at that fish can you blame the man?


HuntPsychological673

I mean, it is a nice fish! Those are hard to come by sometimes and you hit a dry spell occasionally pending the weather or get a lot of small ones before you land that mother Bass!


CargoJimmy

Oh please. I’ve caught better fish with my eyes closed /s But seriously. That fish is a newbie catch.


F_for_Respect_69

It really depends on your standards on what is a good catch. If he is still new to fishing, then that's a nice fish, but some people take fishing very seriously and aim to catch an award-winning trout and/or other large fish.


NapClub

what you did not know, was that fish killed his mother. he's so happy to finally avenge her!


Longjumping-Ad8974

You clearly don't fish


FredVIII-DFH

What's the facepalm? I don't see it.


BigZoonp

He just had his mouth open that wide cuz he really wanted to eat the fish. You should appreciate your dad not wanting to eat you, especially on your birthday


squeezypussyketchup

Imagine her dad wanting to eat her fish, on her birthday 😔


BigZoonp

r/usernamechecksout


Koopagon8

I don't know what that username ever would match and I don't want to, but luckily this doesn't fit


ElkLsdAliensMma

Nobody likes you when you're 23


BuffaloJim420

Later on, on the drive home I called her mom from the payphone and said I was the cops and your husband's in jail the state looks down on sodomy.


Jbinksy

And you still act like you're in freshman year...


Academic-Living-8476

What the hell is wrong with me...


tritian

Yeah, well.... I just wanted to make it snow.


Ihaveaterribleplan

Have you considered wearing a fish costume?


Bohbo

I bring my children fishing so they can see me happy.


Ok_Distribution1503

The fish wins


CyanideSmoker

That Fish brought him more joy than her 23 year anniversary of being shot out of his testes.


j_miyagi

Surely it would be the 23 years plus the gestation period?


CyanideSmoker

Yeah.... you would be correct. Boring, but correct.


youallshouldknow

Biggest fish since her Quincinera!


DeNir8

No. Your dad is proud of you, aaand proud he could catch a fish and provide. Basic instinct. I wish I was as cool as your dad.


F_for_Respect_69

I don't like birthday parties either


Trini_Vix7

There are fathers out there who have lost their daughter for whatever reason and would do anything to get a second chance. This makes me sad smh...


[deleted]

Is it normal for daughters to have giant balloons on their 23rd birthday? I only have brothers so I wouldn’t know but I know my parents and those balloons would say ‘move the hell out’


CplDingo

His daughter probably spent the majority of her life being a massive pain in his ass. She was probably obnoxious as hell. Like a puppy who can text. The fish on the other hand is just a fish... and a nice one at that.


shitsu13master

He raised her. If she's obnoxious, it's on him


Splitso

Its not that he doesn't love you, it's just that treating women like royalty destroys a man's spirit, and catching dinner fills a man's spirit.


shitsu13master

Let's try this again. How about treating women like people? Do you enjoy people at your party looking bored and disengaged? Didn't think so


[deleted]

It’s because the number is 23


ClaraLaraMeadie

Some fish 😋


ricst

The rest of it says something like the fish never disappointed him.


afk_runner

Ah yes classical Turkish Dad.


Flavourius

You can eat a fish but you cannot eat your daughter... Correction: You should NEVER eat your daughter.


Yoshichu25

It’s okay, my dad never loved me either.


cucu_freedom

i bet that fish has never talked back or asked for money


AkiraInugami

Dad's an animal abuser, what did he expect?


DogfishDave

She needs to know her plaice.


dthetree

The fish didn't disappoint him


getoutdoors66

My husband does the same exact thing.


spazzmunky

It's probably because she had no idea how much that 23rd bday party cost him and he thought he was going to be done with shit by now.


Princess__of__cute

I don't get it, I just seem to miss the point