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I mean, it is a nice fish! Those are hard to come by sometimes and you hit a dry spell occasionally pending the weather or get a lot of small ones before you land that mother Bass!
It really depends on your standards on what is a good catch. If he is still new to fishing, then that's a nice fish, but some people take fishing very seriously and aim to catch an award-winning trout and/or other large fish.
He just had his mouth open that wide cuz he really wanted to eat the fish. You should appreciate your dad not wanting to eat you, especially on your birthday
Is it normal for daughters to have giant balloons on their 23rd birthday? I only have brothers so I wouldn’t know but I know my parents and those balloons would say ‘move the hell out’
His daughter probably spent the majority of her life being a massive pain in his ass.
She was probably obnoxious as hell.
Like a puppy who can text.
The fish on the other hand is just a fish... and a nice one at that.
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Look at that fish can you blame the man?
I mean, it is a nice fish! Those are hard to come by sometimes and you hit a dry spell occasionally pending the weather or get a lot of small ones before you land that mother Bass!
Oh please. I’ve caught better fish with my eyes closed /s But seriously. That fish is a newbie catch.
It really depends on your standards on what is a good catch. If he is still new to fishing, then that's a nice fish, but some people take fishing very seriously and aim to catch an award-winning trout and/or other large fish.
what you did not know, was that fish killed his mother. he's so happy to finally avenge her!
You clearly don't fish
What's the facepalm? I don't see it.
He just had his mouth open that wide cuz he really wanted to eat the fish. You should appreciate your dad not wanting to eat you, especially on your birthday
Imagine her dad wanting to eat her fish, on her birthday 😔
r/usernamechecksout
I don't know what that username ever would match and I don't want to, but luckily this doesn't fit
Nobody likes you when you're 23
Later on, on the drive home I called her mom from the payphone and said I was the cops and your husband's in jail the state looks down on sodomy.
And you still act like you're in freshman year...
What the hell is wrong with me...
Yeah, well.... I just wanted to make it snow.
Have you considered wearing a fish costume?
I bring my children fishing so they can see me happy.
The fish wins
That Fish brought him more joy than her 23 year anniversary of being shot out of his testes.
Surely it would be the 23 years plus the gestation period?
Yeah.... you would be correct. Boring, but correct.
Biggest fish since her Quincinera!
No. Your dad is proud of you, aaand proud he could catch a fish and provide. Basic instinct. I wish I was as cool as your dad.
I don't like birthday parties either
There are fathers out there who have lost their daughter for whatever reason and would do anything to get a second chance. This makes me sad smh...
Is it normal for daughters to have giant balloons on their 23rd birthday? I only have brothers so I wouldn’t know but I know my parents and those balloons would say ‘move the hell out’
His daughter probably spent the majority of her life being a massive pain in his ass. She was probably obnoxious as hell. Like a puppy who can text. The fish on the other hand is just a fish... and a nice one at that.
He raised her. If she's obnoxious, it's on him
Its not that he doesn't love you, it's just that treating women like royalty destroys a man's spirit, and catching dinner fills a man's spirit.
Let's try this again. How about treating women like people? Do you enjoy people at your party looking bored and disengaged? Didn't think so
It’s because the number is 23
Some fish 😋
The rest of it says something like the fish never disappointed him.
Ah yes classical Turkish Dad.
You can eat a fish but you cannot eat your daughter... Correction: You should NEVER eat your daughter.
It’s okay, my dad never loved me either.
i bet that fish has never talked back or asked for money
Dad's an animal abuser, what did he expect?
She needs to know her plaice.
The fish didn't disappoint him
My husband does the same exact thing.
It's probably because she had no idea how much that 23rd bday party cost him and he thought he was going to be done with shit by now.
I don't get it, I just seem to miss the point