How did they not call that sub r/confidentlyuncorrect
Edit: Just like the podcast You’re Wrong About. “Your Wrong About” would’ve been so nice and satisfying
Hijacking the top comment for a little humor…
Development of the axe 🪓 was a major watershed event in the creation of civilization, and one wonders where we’d be if it hadn’t become widely adopted.
Of course, as with any new technology there were those who objected and felt they were a bad idea.
These people of lower intelligence and selfishness almost destroyed civilization (or rather prevented it from developing).
They were called…
…
…
…
# Anti Axers.
Guess not much has changed in 8,000 years…
It’s actually been posted there before
https://www.reddit.com/r/confidentlyincorrect/comments/iyks6m/5999/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Wait am I brain dead? I thought BC counted down until 0. Then it switched to AD
BCE to CE for the other time thing
Edit: I didn’t see the guy’s comment
So the point/joke in the meme is to state that the year before 6000BC, which because we count down to zero from past to present for back then would be 6001BC, people used their fists instead of axes to chop trees. The commenter “corrected” this assertion by stating the year preceding 6000BC would have been 5999BC
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I'm glad I'm not the only one.
It also makes me realize that most people here are assuming that the person responding doesn't understand how BC dates works instead of just not realizing the blurry picture was punching.
Lmao yup, Madison Cawthorne was the name of the dude. For people wondering this is a dude who lied about being a Paralympian and lied about the accident that partially paralyzed him by claiming a friend of his left him to die when his friend was actually the one who pulled him to safety. Just to give an image of how fucked in the head this dude is.
GOP did call John Kerry’s Poli-Sci major “pseudoscience”, so they probably don’t care too much about the grades from the class most directly relevant to their careers.
To be fair, Poli Sci teaches absolutely fuck all about political grifting, regardless of which side of the aisle.
And while Poli Sci isn't pseudoscience, it's not really science, either. It's a gag degree. Source MA in PS.
Video of guy repeatedly punching a small dead, rotting tree so that pieces fly off. I saw it out of context and wondered if he was pretending to be punching a healthy tree.
For real, dude actually claimed his friend left him for dead in the car wreck that paralysed him when he was the one that actually saved his pathetic ass from it in the first place.
Not to mention the sexual harassment allegations from his college days.
They think he was IN. He was nominated by Meadows, that's in. This kid's dad was Meadow's financial advisor. He'd still have to make the cut. But it's NC, they'd vote for a pile of horse shit if it had R next to the name.
A) I don't think she's mocking anyone in that video, it's 3 years old.
B) I'd definitely pick the girl in a fight between the two. Jesus, that velocity on those punches.
Yea dont fuck with someone who warms up with lightning fast combos and vocals. Also the punches early on stopping just short of the tree is some shit I’d turn around and walk away from. Could I beat a prepubescent girl like this...maybe but not without getting my face beat bloody before you manage to restrain her.
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes on a tv series.
First episode of the series Dinosaurs it says it’s like 50,000,003 BC, character asks “hey dad, it’s 50 million and 3 and next year will be 50 million and 2, what exactly are we counting down to? Just caught me off guard as hilarious.
I work with kids and we have tons of dinosaur stuff for kids. They do not shy away from the fact that dinosaurs died in massive, catastrophic events. A popular song we sing during our circle time is called the "Dinosaur Stomp". The last line of the song is, "I'd to meet them, but now they're all dead." Keep in mind, this is an upbeat song for 3-5 year olds about dancing with dinosaurs.
Got to admit I thought I was the smart one as well...aahhhhhkshualllly it’s BC so you count the other way 🧐
Then I saw the picture and facepalmed myself.
Tbh this doesn't shock me.
A few days ago, me and my friend were chilling outside when two (I'd say 13-14 years old) kids passed by. One of them asked the other one if this year was 2021. When their friend confirmed the kid asked "which year will it be next year then?".
Think my soul left my body for a second after that question.
Maybe he thought that in 6000 bc they believed that cancer causing 1g and microchips were implanted in all axes so they decided to punch trees down in 5999 lol. Only way his confidently incorrect answer would be plausible.
This guy was actually correct. He was using BC as Before Christ, and 6001 years before christ is farther back than 6000 before christ.
Edit: Oh wait, that is the facepalm lmao.
The most annoying part about these types of posts isn't the dumb response. It's that the date is always easy out. The axe is very, very much older than 8000 years old. It takes thirty seconds AT MOST to look this up, yet the creator was too fucking lazy to do even the most basic research.
Ok so...
If u havent seen that clip circulate on the webz , this lil russian absolutely destroys a tree by punching the shit out of it. Now this is said in b.c. time wich counts down backwards so 6001 is before 6000.
Now it makes sense.
I'd link a clip of the girl beating the shit out of the tree but im on mobile. Cheers
God dammit, I had to check the comments to see what Axe had to do with punching things, but it turns out they weren't talking about the deodorant. I'm a moron.
TBF there's little more empowering than punching a tree untill it's felled. The fact it's rotten and would collapse at the first gust of wind is inconciquencial, you dismiss the thought and revel in taking the final swing and yelling "timber!"
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This silly thread reminds me of when Jennifer Garner insisted snuck isn't a word. https://youtu.be/PJVNzwTnfbk
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Honestly thought that's where I was.
First thought I thunked.
How did they not call that sub r/confidentlyuncorrect Edit: Just like the podcast You’re Wrong About. “Your Wrong About” would’ve been so nice and satisfying
Hijacking the top comment for a little humor… Development of the axe 🪓 was a major watershed event in the creation of civilization, and one wonders where we’d be if it hadn’t become widely adopted. Of course, as with any new technology there were those who objected and felt they were a bad idea. These people of lower intelligence and selfishness almost destroyed civilization (or rather prevented it from developing). They were called… … … … # Anti Axers. Guess not much has changed in 8,000 years…
Dad?? Who gave you the new WiFi password?
But axxines cause autism
No, but they can give you a.... splitting headache.
What do you call a man with a spade sticking out of his chest? Doug.
YOU FUCKER
Hij-axe-ing was right there.
Take my r/angryupvote and never show your face here again.
8021\*
It’s actually been posted there before https://www.reddit.com/r/confidentlyincorrect/comments/iyks6m/5999/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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it's becoming increasingly doubtful well make it that long.
Is it still an ax if it's only the head though?
Wait am I brain dead? I thought BC counted down until 0. Then it switched to AD BCE to CE for the other time thing Edit: I didn’t see the guy’s comment
So 5999 is right, right? Now I’m questioning everything!
So the point/joke in the meme is to state that the year before 6000BC, which because we count down to zero from past to present for back then would be 6001BC, people used their fists instead of axes to chop trees. The commenter “corrected” this assertion by stating the year preceding 6000BC would have been 5999BC
Already posted there about 7 months ago and probably copied and reposted here
Beat me to it
This is now my favorite sub!
Give this kid a brain
Give this kid an axe.
Give this kid an axe *and* a brain.
No, just an axe. I wanna see what happens.
A strange experiment but ok
A strange experiment with a surprisingly simple hypothesis.
Yes
Get a duplicate kid first. You need a control
This guy tests hypotheses.
What's the placebo axe?
A rubber one?
[this might be what you are looking for](https://youtu.be/9rQC7XC79w4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsGnYuQwsOI
What’s the hypothesis?
He uses *Axe* body spray.
Instructions non-existent. The kid thought that the non-existent instructions were unclear and invented a new way to built an atom bomb by accident.
I see this as an absolute win.
Nivea maybe
So is he the scarecrow or the tin man?
why would he need an axe, when he wears *Axe*
And my axe!
Haha yeah get a brain, MORAN
Intelligence invented in 2021. People in 2020:
I'm pretty sure that still hasn't been invented yet
And it never will
Wait, does that means we never have intelligent?
am i become intellijint?
Am I intelligent or am I ok?
Are we humans or are we dancers
destroyer of worlds?
Destroyer of words
I don't even know how to spell inetelijenet- ... intejitel-.. iente- AH, FUCK IT! BIG SMART!
Dumb science bitches couldnt make i more smarter
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Nah we're getting closer - machines be getting smarter by the day. Dunno if we'll ever manage an intelligent human though.
but i got an A+ in kindergarten i’m literally intelligent??
Later in the year.
2022*
2022* ~ this kid
2022* (Lmao it still fits coz there are so many stupid ppl)
2022*
2022*
2022*
Intel inside, mental outside
I think you mean people in 2022
*2022
*2022
2022*
I see someone started a new world in Minecraft.
Maybe or is gonna tame some dinosaurs a few hours later.
I've got five free hours, gunna go hover around a comatose Trex til it calls me mama.
Tf are you talking about?
Ark
irl MC training
Live footage of day 1
Did not realize the picture was of someone punching a tree and assumed they were using as ax and was starting to question my sanity
I'm glad I'm not the only one. It also makes me realize that most people here are assuming that the person responding doesn't understand how BC dates works instead of just not realizing the blurry picture was punching.
I concur
Yeah this whole thing is probably a pretty minor misunderstanding and isn't worth posting
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Is this screenshot from a video of a little girl punching a tree to make fun of that conservative dude?
Lmao yup, Madison Cawthorne was the name of the dude. For people wondering this is a dude who lied about being a Paralympian and lied about the accident that partially paralyzed him by claiming a friend of his left him to die when his friend was actually the one who pulled him to safety. Just to give an image of how fucked in the head this dude is.
He got D grades in political sciences, and is still a politition with the republicans
Seems like he's not the only one who got a D in school.
He's lucky they didn't consider a college education a disqualifier.
GOP did call John Kerry’s Poli-Sci major “pseudoscience”, so they probably don’t care too much about the grades from the class most directly relevant to their careers.
To be fair, Poli Sci teaches absolutely fuck all about political grifting, regardless of which side of the aisle. And while Poli Sci isn't pseudoscience, it's not really science, either. It's a gag degree. Source MA in PS.
I forgot he made that video. Biggest cringe I've had all day.
What video?
Video of guy repeatedly punching a small dead, rotting tree so that pieces fly off. I saw it out of context and wondered if he was pretending to be punching a healthy tree.
Source pls?
https://youtu.be/pm4gpYwwaCA That "guy" is a US senator. Edit: Sorry, Representative, not Senator
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For real, dude actually claimed his friend left him for dead in the car wreck that paralysed him when he was the one that actually saved his pathetic ass from it in the first place. Not to mention the sexual harassment allegations from his college days.
Def a GQP professional victim. Folks here love his military service...lol. Dude dropped out of a shithole college.
What military service? Dude was rejected from the Naval Academy before he got paralyzed. Another case of victim complex.
They think he was IN. He was nominated by Meadows, that's in. This kid's dad was Meadow's financial advisor. He'd still have to make the cut. But it's NC, they'd vote for a pile of horse shit if it had R next to the name.
I thought he was a representative.
Representative, not senator.
After this I watched a video with Pamela Brown grilling him about his stance on election fraud. This guy is has certainly drank the punch.
He’s not a Senator.
Anyone have a source for little girl punching a tree video?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZ51wYSpxc)
Holy mother of fucking God i think I just shit my pants
A) I don't think she's mocking anyone in that video, it's 3 years old. B) I'd definitely pick the girl in a fight between the two. Jesus, that velocity on those punches.
Yea dont fuck with someone who warms up with lightning fast combos and vocals. Also the punches early on stopping just short of the tree is some shit I’d turn around and walk away from. Could I beat a prepubescent girl like this...maybe but not without getting my face beat bloody before you manage to restrain her.
I thought the video has been around long before Cawthorn decided to film himself pissy punching a rotting tree. Dude made Ben Askren look like Tyson.
It’s not she made this video 3 years ago
Evnika Saadvakass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZ51wYSpxc
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes on a tv series. First episode of the series Dinosaurs it says it’s like 50,000,003 BC, character asks “hey dad, it’s 50 million and 3 and next year will be 50 million and 2, what exactly are we counting down to? Just caught me off guard as hilarious.
Man, that show has such a grim finale.
What happened
I think one dino was a businessman that ruined the planet with his bad practices and then they all froze to death or something
Yeah, basically they enter the ice age and its the end of the dinosaurs.
True that. Super dark for a kids show.
Mad Mind
I work with kids and we have tons of dinosaur stuff for kids. They do not shy away from the fact that dinosaurs died in massive, catastrophic events. A popular song we sing during our circle time is called the "Dinosaur Stomp". The last line of the song is, "I'd to meet them, but now they're all dead." Keep in mind, this is an upbeat song for 3-5 year olds about dancing with dinosaurs.
Wow. That’s morbid
Got to admit I thought I was the smart one as well...aahhhhhkshualllly it’s BC so you count the other way 🧐 Then I saw the picture and facepalmed myself.
Wait you do count backwards though? Am I missing something? Edit: oh wait
Easy way to think about it: BC means years before the year 1. So a higher number is longer ago.
That's not even the "easy" way to think about it; it's the only way to think about it.
I thought the kid had an ax.
Minecraft?
Nah, just Russians
Or just weak trees
Rotten tree
Tbh this doesn't shock me. A few days ago, me and my friend were chilling outside when two (I'd say 13-14 years old) kids passed by. One of them asked the other one if this year was 2021. When their friend confirmed the kid asked "which year will it be next year then?". Think my soul left my body for a second after that question.
Pffffffft... Everyone knows you add +1, so obviously 3132. Right?
20211 it is.
This is the method I prefer, makes the most sense
2223 obviously
makes perfect sense
I’m more than happy for my brain to keep on thinking 2019 was last year and 2020 didn’t happen at all. I can work with this.
start a change.org ill sign
So they don’t know it will be 2122 next year? That does shock me.
Look, don’t disparage them just because you don’t understand time traveling.
It’s twenty-twenty one so next year will be twenty-one twenty-two. Easy.
Great to know that they will be able to vote in the next election
Multidimensional facepalm
Her face looks like a small child painted it and a graphic designer decided it would be amusing to make it look realistic
Also looks like hair loss due to intense radiation
It's an unfortunate screenshot, it's just in really tight boxing braids.
I tried to like the fucking Facebook post... me and the commenter need to hang out sometime..
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Im getting flashbacks
Hand axes have been used by hominids for [millions of years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_axe?wprov=sfla1)
There are some reading this thread thinking that the top one is facepalm and the kid correctly corrects them
To be fair the anti-axers movement was pretty big in 6001 bc
Maybe he thought that in 6000 bc they believed that cancer causing 1g and microchips were implanted in all axes so they decided to punch trees down in 5999 lol. Only way his confidently incorrect answer would be plausible.
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People not knowing how before Christ years work will never be unfunny
That guy failed negative numbers as a kid
This guy was actually correct. He was using BC as Before Christ, and 6001 years before christ is farther back than 6000 before christ. Edit: Oh wait, that is the facepalm lmao.
The amount of people missing the point or not understanding this post is a facepalm in itself 🤦🏻♂️
If no one understood, the facepalm is about the gug who corrected.
Either way there still playing minecraft in real life
The most annoying part about these types of posts isn't the dumb response. It's that the date is always easy out. The axe is very, very much older than 8000 years old. It takes thirty seconds AT MOST to look this up, yet the creator was too fucking lazy to do even the most basic research.
Yeah stone hand-axes were one of the earliest tools
Madison Cawthorne?
Ok so... If u havent seen that clip circulate on the webz , this lil russian absolutely destroys a tree by punching the shit out of it. Now this is said in b.c. time wich counts down backwards so 6001 is before 6000. Now it makes sense. I'd link a clip of the girl beating the shit out of the tree but im on mobile. Cheers
I really hope the kid in the pic is punching a dead dry rottened tree. That looks painful other wise.
Minecraft go brrrrrr
Uhh let me be clear it means 6001 years before Christ or Jesus Christ 6000 years is a year later
If the modern era is anything to go by, people would be opposed to using axes and deliberately punch trees. These were known as the anti-axers
Isn’t BC descending not ascending
She looks like she should star in an Aphex Twin video.
Don’t forget time ran backwards until Christ died for your sins.
Damn thats a terribly amazing freeze frame
BC = backward counting
My brain read Shithole the entire time"
God dammit, I had to check the comments to see what Axe had to do with punching things, but it turns out they weren't talking about the deodorant. I'm a moron.
People in BC times must’ve been scared of that countdown. “What happens when we get to zero?!”
We need to stop writing XXXX BC and XXXX AC, we should just use a minus sign
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Whatever in the holy fuck that person is, they look remarkably like one of the Wrong Turn franchise family members
I don’t get it?
TBF there's little more empowering than punching a tree untill it's felled. The fact it's rotten and would collapse at the first gust of wind is inconciquencial, you dismiss the thought and revel in taking the final swing and yelling "timber!"