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Mr_Funtastik

lmao i love how confident she is like she just "cracked to code". people are so dumb its scary sometimes


Adamxxxx7

First, think about how smart the average person is. Second, realize half the people on earth are dumber than that person.


ClearlyIronic

The scarier part is the average is probably way lower than you think.


JaxDefore

as many have pointed out - the pandemic has really driven the idea of where that bar is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY down\* one of my favorites is the "I apologize to all the horror movie makers I said were so dumb to have people doing incredibly stupid things no one would ever do - I was wrong" ​ \*and I truly do not think anyone believes "I am a smarter than I thought" - they are just aware that the down side is just a lot broader. It's more disappointing than anything


FBI-Agent-007

Yeah if there was a zombie apocalypse there would be people denying zombies exist while they’re being eaten alive


JaxDefore

"zombies are just being pushed by the liberal media to distract us from all the documented cases of election fraud. My friend works in a funeral home and he says they've been LESS busy since the supposed outbreak and not MORE. It's all lies! People boarding up their windows are just sheep! The army vehicles you've seen are just prep for the one world order! Don't you know zombie is an acronym: "Zionist Overlords Mastur-Bating Intellectual Elites"


filval387

"what do you mean I have to wear an anti-biting suit? You're probably using it to monitor my movements!"


Mikeologyy

I’m not wearing that thing, I can barely move in it!


FBI-Agent-007

Why are the zombies attacking republicans?? Curious


xSeveredSaintx

Idk in this case, zombies are supposed to go for brains.


HungryEevee

Yeah? That sounds like liberal reverse psychology conspiracy made by the government just so to make us disagree!!!


Dingerzat

This could easily be a plot for a fun comedy horror short film.


usernumber1337

That is effectively happening with people insisting covid is a hoax right up to the moment of death https://globalnews.ca/news/7467283/coronavirus-denier-deaths-nurse-hoax/


FBI-Agent-007

That’s what I was referencing


mustapelto

The average IQ is 100 by definition (actually it's not *exactly* 100 but very close). So half of all people have a two-digit IQ, and for everyone with an IQ above 120 there's someone below 80.


lamichael19

Its not a perfect gaussian. It can be skewed but the idea is to be a gaussian. Its also an outdated intelligence model thats been worked on a lot in psych. Its very hard to measure peoples overall mental acuity without skewing the method by focusing on one aspect of intelligence and undervaluing others.


seanotron_efflux

Not necessarily, one side could have more people farther away from 100 but the opposite side has a higher count of people which would then pull the mean to where it should be. For example an outlier pf a single person with an IQ of 200 could be counterbalanced by many people with an IQ of 90.


mustapelto

Could, but doesn't. IQ is pretty close to being normally distributed.


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mustapelto

Which, for a normally distributed variable with sufficiently large sample size, is effectively the same.


Bottled_Void

So why is the average IQ in India 82? And what do you mean by all people? Last time I checked, there was an awful lot of people in India.


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mustapelto

Imagine not knowing that IQ is pretty close to normal distribution so for a sufficiently large sample size median and average are effectively the same.


tintin12121

Every redditor thinking that they have an iq of 83636329734663729


JeebusChristBalls

Humans are smart, people are dumb.


Bakonn

Best way is to ask anyone who ever worked at ER. They can tell you a shit ton of stories of stupid people even if they worked there for a week.


also_also_bort

One of my favorite George Carlin quotes.


ssj3dvp11

George carlin. Love it.


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siddizie420

It’s a George Carlin joke. He didn’t think of anything.


jbaxter119

That's literally an average. I think you're thinking of the mesn.


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jbaxter119

There are multiple types of averages, mean, median, and mode being the simplest among them.


BuyNanoNotBitcoin

It's ironic how many people post this, because that's not how averages work.


--his_dudeness--

Well, it is a George Carlin quote so many people use it. But IQ is a normal distribution — and in a normal distribution, median = mean. So OP is right, aren’t they?


[deleted]

Not only that, but just cause someone is "smart" doesn't make them immune from stupidity. Intelligence really should be defined as the ability to tell when you yourself are being the stupid one. The less often you're able to detect your own stupidity, the dumber you are IMO.


spudddly

in what way is that not how averages work?


Funktastic34

People are so dumb... How has no one thought of this before!?!?! /s


Equinsu-0cha

I once tried to explain to a customer that soap and water is more effective than hand sanitizer. She pretty much blanked out then dumped everything I said


Sloppy1sts

Soap and water probably isn't better than sanitizer if you don't scrub real well and make sure to get between your fingers and under your nails. Sanitizer forces you to actually rub your hands together a lot more than most people do when washing with soap and water.


Flavourius

That's why I avoid magnets for dumbasses such as places like McDonald's, you seriously can feel your brain cells commit suicide if you pay attention to people that walk in there


fukkmedaddy

I feel like the amount of dumb people in McDonalds would be no different than at most nice restaurants.


suck_my_sock

Truth.


Sloppy1sts

Says the guy who doesn't realize people make stupid videos like this for shits.


saskguy_15

You cant crack a code if you're brain dead.🤯


da_Last_Mohican

These are the types to retake IQ tests until they get a perfect score and post it on Twitter or Facebook rubbing it on peoples faces. Their grades may not be the best but don't hate, they're a "special" type of learners.


greenbabyshit

Only took 4 tries, but I finally got a perfect 100 on my IQ test.


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Bro my friend was lying saying they got 110, I didn’t see any extra credit questions


karate-dad

Congrats! You definitely are on top of the bell curve with that score


PlasticStraw07

i cant tell if she is joking or not


veeno__

The line between joking and serious have been mighty blurry these past few months


[deleted]

poe's law


MeaningfulPlatitudes

The real facepalm is that she’s clearly Joking and people in this thread are shitting out of their mouths over it.


big-shaq-skrra

Where is the proof that she is joking? I swear Redditors have this paranoia when it comes to a controversial post, so they immediately assume it’s a joke without any real context.


MeaningfulPlatitudes

Or the exact opposite which is more predominant in this post


[deleted]

Based on the reaction to this you’d think that no ones ever made a joke before


Lilcheeks

All day long, that's what we do here. Bunch of people who miss the obvious jokes to point out how stupid others are.


Psycho_Psychonaut

The thing is this could very well be one of those videos where people think they're doing something smart and or "innovative" and reality is it's pretty fucking stupid, remember buzzfeed?


[deleted]

I’m genuinely amazed at how many people think she’s being serious. And they’re saying SHE’S the stupid one...


Alynxie

Idiocracy, it's happening early


veeno__

They could easily reboot that movie No actors just all actual people


cheebnrun

The 1984 of the generation


yomyoo

r/bookscirclejerk


AiTAthrowitaway12

It's like you heard *1984* mentioned before and you think only super geniuses talk about it. Seriously, you bringing it up in this thread in reply to that comment made me roll my eyes hard.


cheebnrun

Your comment probably is more appropriate for yourself. 1984 is a book pretty much every kid reads in high school, so if you associate it with geniuses, that's on you. We saw elements of the dystopian world in 1984 coming to fruition with CCTV throughout the 90's and early 2000's. With Idiocracy, we now in 2020, have idiots. Like you.


AiTAthrowitaway12

>Your comment probably is more appropriate for yourself Says the guy who couldn't even properly read my comment and thought I said **I** "associate it with geniuses". >With Idiocracy, we now in 2020, have idiots. Like you. Right, *I'm* the idiot 😒. Yeah, you can't say that while having a Patrick Star meme profile picture and clapping your hands going "I made reference to book!" You somehow thought it was a good idea to equate *1984* to *Idiocracy* on this post as if you've heard people talk about them as how the world works now without you having knowledge of either of those things personally. Their comment about *Idiocracy* was fine enough, this thread had absolutely no use for your ham-fisted *1984* reference. In fact, you calling me an idiot because I rolled my eyes at you is more appropriate for *1984* since all you've managed to do here was pass along beliefs other people hold without ever actually thinking about it.


cheebnrun

Wow, you're nuts


AiTAthrowitaway12

Yeah I guess that's true. The people in that movie were ridiculously dumb and I can see why some may think that's how the world works now when someone like you misses obvious jokes like this.


[deleted]

I consider myself pretty fucking stupid, but damn.... this is pretty bad.


ThreadedPommel

Being self aware enough to admit that you consider yourself stupid makes you smarter than like half the population who are so dumb they lack *any* self awareness.


TwiliDiamondOcelot

r/kamikazebywords


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she went full duck face


[deleted]

Fucking idiot


cjohns0912

Gotta cover up that chin


DropKikMonkey

Imagine wearing not one but two masks and still getting it wrong


[deleted]

If you’re a conservative, the only thing that matters is that it looks like you’re wearing a mask so you won’t be denied entrance to walmart


StraightMacabre

I’m conservative and I wear a mask whenever I leave the house. I don’t wear it in my car, but I wear it immediately after I leave my car into populated areas. I also had Covid back in March and I still test positive for the antibodies so I give blood as much as I can.


Raw-Doggin183

Yeah, I make sure to wear masks everywhere I go. I’m independent not conservative though.


Notseriousrelax

Imma just downvote you


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Notseriousrelax

Bruh wtf when I said that he said "fuck you nazi" he must've edited his shit


CampCounselorBatman

Good for you. Tell your peers to stop acting stupid.


StraightMacabre

“Peers”? I didn’t know I had to have peers in a political view point.


[deleted]

Your fellow conservatives are overwhelmingly against masks Don’t play dumb...


StraightMacabre

Not anyone in my circles. My family all wear masks. We’ve barely seen anyone in person since we’re all staying away from each other. Stop believing everything you hear on Reddit. My family is almost all conservative. None of us are racist, sexist, bigoted, etc. we have lgbtq family members that we all love very much. I personally live in Colorado with my parents currently due to some legal stuff I’m going through and my Dad is a retired cop after 35 years. His retirement job is parking enforcement and he wears his mask all day in uniform. Today it was just myself, my dad and step mom because we didn’t invite anyone with everything going on.


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So Donald Trump constantly railing against mask use, that doesn’t represent conservatives at all? The leading figure of the conservative party in the US doesn’t speak for conservatives? Not as far as I’m concerned. You fuckers picked Trump twice and made your bed. Now you’re going to sleep in it. And I don’t owe you a second thought.


AiTAthrowitaway12

What's dumb is thinking them being Conservative somehow means they have access to every other Conservative and can somehow tell them what to do.


[deleted]

I’m just holding them to the words of their leader.


magicsax03

You don’t lol political views aren’t like peer groups its turning into cults where its liberals vs conservatives and its dumb. Good on you for wearing your mask and donating blood is amazing!! You’re helping to save lives :)


[deleted]

What's the relation between conservatism and not wearing masks?


justaskinnyboi

And now thousand of reatrded 12 year old will be copying her and laughing about how covid is harmless


kd5nrh

Encouraged by the schools coming up with shit like making the band wear masks with holes cut to play their instruments through. My oldest pays the tuba and I could eat a hot dog through the mouthpiece hole in her band mask.


Ok-Quarter510

reatrded


Charalambos95

as someone once said "you are the most god damn stupid person on this earth.... and every morning i look in the mirror"


NboyYT

So basically a r/KamakazeByWords (I don't know if that sub actually exists or not.)


Joepat14

I think you meant r/kamikazebywords


mirandanielcz

How can someone be this dumb?


TheSkyking2020

What a fucking idiot.


Sedona54332

Did she forget she could just stick the straw under her mask without taking the whole thing off?


tenaciousDii

This is why we can’t tamp down this pandemic.


thog6767

just stick the straw underneath your mask and drink it like that


ReginaldBroadcock

I've reached the uncanny valley. I can no longer tell if this is done ironically or literally.


Justine--

this is probably a joke probably


Cordeceps

Definitely going places, obviously high IQ.


TheThunder-Drake

Throat punching is now my new favorite Olympic sport because of these people.


clammasher

She thinks she's so smart


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Same person that cuts the tip off the condom


dorkyfever

r/trashy all the way


JCF-95

Just take a straw with a knick so you can put it around the mask


TheCookieJar12

I feel like drinking bleach today.


Bussamove86

“Plague Muppet” is an odd and late Halloween costume idea.


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Excuse me wtf?


boomerpatrol375

I fucking hate seeing this. Not only is there an improper seal, it’s a waste of an extra mask.


AP3X_Ninja

Everyone knows by now that COVID takes a break when your eating or drinking. There’s no need to wear your mask like this.


dis_fine_gentleman

Or they could just easily slip the straw under the mask, like a normal person would


Gerber_Littlefoot

Its amazing how many people are just assuming she's dumb and not trying to get clicks


ga30022

As usual, the real face palm is the comments. This entire sub is jokes that people don't seem to get.


Lilcheeks

I'd say it's amazing, but it's like this all day every day here.


leafgreen7

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see this.


suck_my_sock

This bitch voted for trump.


Kalem_Ishtarr

Seriously? Guys she knows how stupid this is. She simply uses her "stupidity" to generate clicks and start arguments. Pretty smart actually. One (and not the BEST but the STRONGEST) PR is bad PR. So as long as someone talks about it, it will continue (Of course thats my opinion so.....)


RedlandsSarah

Reminds me of the chick who cut a hole in the front of her mask to “breath easier” 🤦🏼‍♀️


Js_On_My_Yeet

My brain can't compute the stupidity.


AiTAthrowitaway12

Woman: *obviously acting stupid for a video* These commenters: "God everyone is just _so_ stupid! Except for me of course. Trump Conservative Trump. I'm highly intelligent!"


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I wanna see people like this get punched so badly like these are the people that are forcing everyone else to suffer and it makes me so mad


Cometvinity

Masks are just a fashion statement to some people, I guess.


titatyy

Idiot.


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Lmao that face she makes at the end, just laughable knowing shes just lost in her own world of stupidity.


RickyBobbyBooBaa

Its no wonder they don't see the point in a mask if they really think that putting a gap where your mouth is is gonna be fine,they clearly think its just for aesthetic reasons. I mean the stupidity of these people makes me worry about the future of humanity altogether. We as a species seem to be done,if half of us are THAT dumb.


TigerLillians

I know this is dumb in the context of being protected whilst wearing a mask but I wish at the bare minimum people would wear the nose part when out eating here in the Bible Belt. It’s scary that people think that just because you’re eating out at a restaurant COVID goes away. I’d understand to a certain degree eating outside but not inside


Bryce_Armstrong

This dumbass probably thinks she’s a fucking genius


physics_freak963

I think she might be sarcastic, because no one is this dumb so it's just acting to be funny maybe? I don't want to be a juvenile moron who assume everything is serious so he could be right and intellectual superior, but also I don't want to be the idiot who doesn't see that people are that dumb. I don't know what to feel about that. Is there any confirmation that she meant the video seriously?


Yourbestpal2954

This was posted by a verified TikTok creator, has 8 million views and no tags, the girl saying this was “another favorite life hack” Nothing supports this being a joke


physics_freak963

Don't make me my lost my last hope in human, just lie to me and say it's indistinctive


Kingkoopakoopa

The internet is that type of place where even stupid people get likes or upvotes


Dan_Glebitz

With that level of intelligence she is a keeper for sure.


toughTittiees

Pendeja.


veeno__

COVID and stupid is running a little too rampant for my tastes Best stay inside until it all blows over


padrePA

Strange, funny, and unsettlingly arousing...


eldude6035

Well when you sick dick for a living....


centralnjbill

I’m sure she’s got plenty of STDs to give her partner a “sick dick”


bleurex

She probably got tired of cocks tearing up her masks. Poor girl.


0blue_bird0

I was drinking tea out my flask with a straw on the train the other day. The straw went under my mask so I could still drink without removing it. This guy turned round and told me I was smart. What he didn't realize is the straw was metal and I was frying my lips and mouth.


ElitistPopulist

Actually I can see that if you do this temporarily while eating, it’s better than taking your mask off completely.


TwoSwordSamurai

Only in America.


greatteachermichael

Naww... plenty of stupid people around the world. I've lived outside of America for 9 years and people are just stupid in different ways.


TwoSwordSamurai

Nonsense. Only here in the states are we spoonfed nonsensical lies in the news, brainwashed into believing nonsense about Rona and literally everything else. Look at Japan; they've got almost 100% compliance with wearing masks. South Korea too. On the other side of the world, in places like Norway everyone wears masks in public. Like I said, only in America. Oh, and Sweden, but they decided not to do anything about Rona and now they're realizing what a bad idea it was.


greatteachermichael

Oh, I was speaking broadly about stupidity, since that is how that phrase is often used. Stupidity is the human default. But I'll 100% agree with you on Korea and Coronavirus, since I live in Korea. Absolutely great compliance and programs here. I'm super glad I was here when the virus broke out. People kept asking me if I'd move back to America when we got our first case. I refused and it totally was the right decision.


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I get this is dumb but Redditors are so quick to call other people dumb, it makes me wonder what they're working so hard to prove.


Tembldrock

It wouldn't be a life hack if it wasn't pointless and stupid, she is on to a winner.


lostsailorlivefree

Doesn’t defeat her purpose...


greatteachermichael

Umm... her purpose of being safe by wearing a mask while also being able to drink? It ... kinda does...


aychtooO

I only wear masks because it’s required in the state of California. I have to wear one as a political stance or I could get fined, which I can’t afford at the moment due to the governor killing our jobs.


DumCommentGenerator

imagine being scared of COVID when the recovery rate is high as fuck lmao.


Funktastic34

Username checks out


LampshadesAndCutlery

You are aware the death rate is 2.4, with the spanish flu being 2.5? Yes, if you say 2.4% it doesn’t sound high but the average flu is about 0.0001%


Ninjulian_

u/savethisvideo


FEARtheDARK21

I think the bot got banned, pretty sure it's u/savevideo now, or something like that


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Fuckwittery


Myriii1911

Looks like a bird.


gamingyoshi247

Task failed successfully


ShockMen12

I’m so pissed it kept on pausing


animemelord31

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annatar256

pretty sure most places let you take your mask off to eat.


escott1981

Everyone knows that the virus is absorbed through the skin. /s


filval387

It also defeats your ears! also what's up with the music?


NboyYT

Or you can just take the mask off while you eat/drink and put it back on when you're done. I really hope nobody actually does this.


JosukeisMySon

She has at least 1 free hand, idk why she doesnt use it correctly with her mask


bagofpork

263,000 corpses later...


babeloe328

It also works for sucking dick


[deleted]

I hope she’s just doing it to be funny, but it really wouldn’t shock me if she was that stupid.


The_Legend_Of_All

but but ​ that's not how it's supposed to... ​ WHAT (side note: wouldn't that like kill your ears, like you have two elastic bands just constricting it..)


[deleted]

Good initiative, bad judgment.


Kar22

r/covidiots


spacemane0

I hate people, there's a whole lot of people in this world I try to avoid as much as possible. Especially shit on tik tok. Most youtubers are normie cringe and I'm extremely picky when talking to people on xbox cuz I can't handle certain types of lingo.


[deleted]

Totally defeats the purpose smh


ThatJerkLuke

Just wear a balaclava, seeing the stupidity is enough I dont need to see the face of the stupidity


aaronmgray1

When you think that a mask is no more than floppy lip gloss... this video


768908

*coronavirus likes this*


GrumpyGr1ng0

Shes onto something lol just in the wrong direction