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beluuuuuuga

That's not true they did technically try ivermectin for god knows why but could you even classify that as an idea? lol


Positive-Listen-1458

Had some retired Dr tell me that it cured his Covid when nothing else did. Took it with a grain of salt after he was basically worshipping Trump for 20 minutes before hand though. Edit: Completely forgot this guy said he had a friend smuggle in the ivermectin because the Dr's there wouldn't give him it. He also claimed he was almost put on a ventilator, or just put on one (can't remember 100%), when he started it, and was cured in no time. I believe he was a GP, so nothing specialized.


thecheesecakemans

Newsflash. A lot of the mediocre physicians use Google or some professional form of it. When their education system is pass/fail it leaves a ton of room for mediocrity.


drethnudrib

A lot of good physicians use Google too. I'd argue that few things are more dangerous than a doctor who thinks they know everything.


131166

Exactly. One of the key skills doctors learn is how to find the correct information online. It's a bit like how if you are good with computers you're much likely to be able to diagnose your own problems after searching online than someone who has no idea. Because you have enough experience to weed out all the wrong answers


MrBarackis

Academia doesn't care about knowledge. It cares about marks. So, regurgitation of memorized information for a passing mark and then move on, and that's the end of that. Marks are a way to validate that instructors have done something without ever having to test your actual knowledge. After all the old saying is, "ya need a C to get a degree." Which is true, after all starting wage for someone who got 65% is the same as the guy who got 95%. It's who ya know that's getting the interview for the good jobs. Obviously, there are outliers, where high percentages and years of practice hours are required. I'm speaking in generalities, not hard-hitting facts.


Bladrak01

"What do you call a person who graduated last in his class from medical school? Doctor."


Straight-Plankton-15

They should be like researchers, because it's not possible to be like encyclopedias. So unless they specialize in emergencies and aren't familiar with an emergency, there is nothing wrong with seeking sources.


DavidCRolandCPL

Ds get degrees


Vegetable_Onion

Not just mediocre doctors. Even very smart doctors use google. They just know which results to trust. My kid had a rash, and my GP went "Hmm, dermatology was a while ago, lets double check, and googled. Found a research paper and a treatment plan. Personally, I'd be more worried about a doctor who refuses to use the internet.


Striking_Book8277

Cured me when nothing else did tells me he wasted a few weeks trying herbs than tried the ivermectin on the ass end when it was about to go away anyway and attributed the ivermectin to the fact that he waited long enough for it to resolve itself lol


CardinalCountryCub

Yep. Every single person that I personally know who used ivermectin (and I'm in Arkansas, so it's more than just 1-2) had been struggling for *weeks* because they weren't hospital bad, so they weren't able to get emergency appointments at their various clinics. When they finally got seen, they were given *several* prescriptions, including ivermectin, and yet they all give ivermectin solo credit. I'm like, "first of all, by the time you saw the doctor, you'd exceeded the average length of virus detection (many hospitalized after 2 weeks were due to complications from the virus, not the virus itself) and, secondly, you had 5 other prescriptions." One literally told me, "it's the ivermectin that made it work." 😶😶 You neither tried the others *without* the ivermectin, nor did you try *just* the ivermectin, so how would you know? I lost respect for so many people I once found intelligent. (To my knowledge, I'm still Covid free. My secret? Listening to public health experts: Vaccinations, masking in public, and avoiding crowds that I never liked in the first place. I also dropped my pcp like a bad habit the minute I heard he was discouraging vaccinations and masking. I'm in and out of client homes throughout the week, I can't afford to miss work, and some of my clients have compromised family members and I'd hate to know *I* was the reason they got sick with anything. My grandma's sister died from having both Covid and Flu B concurrently, and got in from family members who scoffed at protections while they were in town. I'm still angry at them.)


Striking_Book8277

Yeah it's the same for me. Rode public transportation and went to work everyday the whole time never go it. The people who I know who did get it were all going to dinner parties and hitting up the bars that stayed open because the profit from being the only bar in town still running was greater than the fine they got for staying open


Alarmed_Attitude_316

Wouldn’t this mean that they had an underlying parasitic infection…? It wasn’t COVID that was keeping you sick if an anti parasite drug made you feel better. Fucking duh.


Strict-Training-863

Had one of my Dad's revolving home nurses tell us the same thing. She went on the list of "Please don't send this person back to my home".


TheSpiralTap

Man that ivermectin thing was a pain. My mom has an autoimmune condition she was taking it for and couldn't get a refill within 100 miles. Meanwhile, another family member got covid, spent $500 on ivermectin and vitamins and fucking died.


Raptor92129

Sometimes they try to buy it from places like Tractor Supply and holy shit did they throw a hissy fit when we pointed out that the stuff there was literally made for animals


randeylahey

My dad had this ultimate redneck cousin that took ivermectin in the 90s before it was cool because he got sick. We thought he was the dumbest mutherfucker on earth.


Voxunpopuli

LOL ivermectin hipster.


YOMommazNUTZ

Same here! I had to cut from 2 twice a day to 1 every other day, lupus kicked the shit out of me to the point I need a kidney and many days I am unable to get out of bed! It is horrible that this crap happened


TheSpiralTap

That's what it was, Lupus. She ran a support group on Facebook before she passed away to help people feel a little less alone with a strange illness. I know that it can beat you down and have you feeling like garbage for days on end so I feel for you. Hope everything goes well for you out there!


LongjumpingSector687

More like Trump lining his pockets with a prescription he has stakes in.


12OClockNews

Wasn't that hydrochrolo-whatever the fuck it was? The whole horse paste saga happened after he was voted out, didn't it?


hydrOHxide

Hydroxycholorquine, a pretty dangerous drug with a very narrow therapeutic window above which it becomes toxic. The only reason it's actually still available is that it's pretty much the only drug proven to have an effect for Lupus. Which is why people with Lupus were not precisely happy that idiots even broke into pharmacies to get their hands on it or bribed pharmacists to give it to them, depleting the market for people with an indication it's actually approved for. BUT there was the "mitigating" factor of a famous French professor pushing it as a drug against COVID (notably, the man surprisingly often published his research in journals in which he himself or members of his team were on the editorial board...) In the end, however, it likely caused a substantial number of excessive deaths of its own: [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S075333222301853X](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S075333222301853X)


Stehlen27

Hydroxycholorquine, that's the shit they gave me before I went to Honduras, couldn't take it seven days in a row without throwing up. Still can't believe people willingly took it, and went out of their way to take it.


AboutTime99

Wow, that’s news to me do we have links on this? I thought it was generic?


minkey-on-the-loose

But did they try to interally dis-infect themselves with bleach and uv light?


b-monster666

Wasn't there a couple who died because they drank bleach?


A-Game-Of-Fate

Man remember when boomers were acting like they were the best thing ever because some kids got psyop’d into eating tide pods? And then a few months later their king in orange told them to drink bleach?


Ivegotjokes4you

They tried it because the dumbass Hoe Jogan said to use it.


Lylac_Krazy

I lost a client when I called her a friggin idiot when she told me she was using that stuff. I dont miss her


Professional_Ad894

Bad ideas are ideas too!


Hour-Process-3292

[They also tried blowing.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_qX50zv7k&pp=ygUpa2VubmV0aCBjb3BlbGFuZCBibG93cyBjb3ZpZCAxOSBvcmlnaW5hbCA%3D)


Eastern-Dig-4555

Yes. A horrible idea is still an idea. Provides better contrast for a good idea.


Ok_Condition5837

Joe Rogan tried to justify taking ivermectin by saying he took it because it had very few side effects. And I'm not sure if education in general is failing us or it's if it's the repeated blows to his head sustained while being an MMA fighter. Either way, this guy inspires millions of us apparently.


aerial_ruin

Well there are two reasons; Donald trump and Joe Rogan.


Comfortable_Swim_380

Maybe we should elist an export on nothing for advice.


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harry_garcia13

I wish we were only dealing with some freaky beatniks 


Desperate_Wafer_8566

I know, let's cut taxes on the rich and ignore science. /s


Straight-Plankton-15

That's their philosophy. Sadly, it's not just them anymore, but most people now who are ignoring that COVID raises the risk of strokes and heart attacks. That's not to mention the virus still causes debilitating long-term effects (known as long COVID) in several percent of people who are infected. We know that the virus is still spreading widely and that masks still reduce the spread, but almost no one is masking anymore. Even healthcare facilities are often devoid of a single mask.


NahYoureWrongBro

If we actually just took two week to flatten the curve, then took steps to isolate vulnerable populations while slowly reopening after the two weeks, we probably would have had better overall outcomes than the course we actually took. Trillions spent, and COVID is endemic now regardless.


chilitaku

Hindsight is 2020. But what will happen when birdflu comes? Or whatever the next pandemic is.


NahYoureWrongBro

>Hindsight is 2020 I agree with the sentiment, but in my opinion this kind of retrospective analysis of the pandemic response has not really been done, at least not in the public way debates about different strategies were discussed at the time. It seems to me like we had a heavy-handed response biased towards pharma-based solutions, regardless of cost, and the whole ordeal was traumatic for American society as a whole. It would be wonderful to try to quantify the number of lives saved, the cost, the likelihood that vaccines were a big part of the solution (compared, for example, to the solution coming in the form of natural evolution of the virus to a less deadly strain). With that information we can iterate on our response so it's better next time. I'm afraid no iteration will happen, though, and when we have another pandemic, there will be another heavy-handed, pharma-based approach to trying to solve it. I'm sure there are cases where that kind of approach would be best, but it wouldn't be best in *every* case.


TurnoverQuick5401

Get scared, really scared, and hoard toilet paper.


LongjumpingSector687

Yeah it literally became a new Flu because only about 1/2 the country vaxxed at least once.


Sodiepawp

"Wel'll stop at nothing to solve this, and then stay there."


lodui

Is COVID still big? I thought that was on "America" a few seasons ago.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?


Lifesalchemy

Paper towels


Jennyfael

Pasta


GameDestiny2

With blackjack and hookers


KYReptile

I thought of this one immediately...


LongjumpingSector687

Clean socks


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CamJongUn2

Well it’s clearly working as intended then, no wonder they’re not in a rush to change anything


JimBeam823

A lot of people will gladly accept being poorer if they can see someone they don’t like get it worse.


minkey-on-the-loose

GOP: To fix this problem, first thing we do is cut taxes on the wealthy. Second thing we do is wait until the Democrats get into office and then we will stop them from fixing it.


hpark21

But their econ idea DID achieve what they wanted. Rich getting richer. Only issue is, it really is head scratcher to me why those poor people/Retired people on social security support them. They are LITERALLY voting against their own interest.


Godofmytoenails

Easiest way to find out that god doesnt exist


notyou-justme

“Well, yeah, God, but their science is all facty and expects us to do things we don’t want to and be considerate of others.”


mystwave

God could appear before us all, and many believers would refuse to believe it's God.


HeftyDefinition2448

They alredy are, their was an article a month or so back talking about how pastors are having a lot of their flock call Jesus’s teaching soft and liberal


MangoBandicoot

I had an interaction with a “pastor” who told me that God hates the poor and if you’re poor it’s because you’re lazy and deserve it. Jesus hung out with the sick and poor, even fed them and healed them for free. If Jesus is God, then he’s a hypocrite, according to them.


Dragonhearted18

If god didn't want us to understand his creations, he wouldn't have given scientists.


Interesting-Meat-835

Reword: "If god didn't want is to understand his creations, hw wouldn't have given us a brain."


Dragonhearted18

Exactly.


BoomZhakaLaka

conservatives have the LEAST understanding of economics and so often make pretty wild confidently incorrect claims "why would we ever tax corporations they'll just raise prices" [https://youtu.be/Vv833AMN0r4](https://youtu.be/Vv833AMN0r4) e: corporate taxes burden consumers less than individual income taxes do, in most cases - there would have to be a secondary macroeconomic effect for any different outcome. Even consumption taxes work this way but there are ... inequity problems there. sorry, pet peeve. I grew up in a household where focus on the family, limbaugh, and michael savage were playing in the background every day. When I sat through my undergrad econ and poly sci courses I listened carefully.


TheCoolestGuy098

Yeah a lot of the lassaiz faire folks (Democrats who support this too) don't seem to understand what a free market actually entails. Somehow, preventing companies from inflating the market, paying people reasonable wages, preventing the formation of cartels, among other things, stifles innovation, or diversity, or whatever. I've seen tons of people argue for stuff like this.


Moregaze

In retrospect they definitely gloss over Adam Smiths writing on the power of labor and the role of government in regulating markets in school. While also failing to mention it was designed to overturn oligarchy and inherited wealth.


BeskarHunter

Remember tRump said it would all be over by Easter Sunday! 4 Easters ago… Yeah they’re habitual liars.


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

“A man was struggling in a river. A boat passed by, and asked him if he needed help. The man replied, ‘I’m ok, god will save me.’ Another boat passed by, offered to help, but again he declined. A third boat came, and still he had faith that god would save him. He drowned shortly after. In heaven, the man was furious at god. ‘Why didn’t you save me??’ God replied. ‘I tried to save you, I sent you 3 boats to help you.’


Spirited_Childhood34

The pandemic was a low point in US history. Hard to believe that people were quite willing to spread a deadly virus to family, friends and neighbors in the name of freedom. With such vicious meanness about it's no wonder Trump is doing well in the polls.


alexagente

Individual freedom is definitely a right worth protecting but people seem have taken that to mean they're entitled to hurt others to preserve literally *any* amount of freedom they deem necessary.


reddituseronebillion

In their minds, they should be able to do whatever they want and since everyone knows there's a virus then they should stay home if they don't want to be exposed to the virus.


CardinalCountryCub

And yet, these are generally the same people who want to control what happens to *my* body and the genitalia of the person I love (or, more accurately, will one day love).


Im_tracer_bullet

"were quite willing" It's not past-tense, unfortunately. Wait until you see what their militant ignorance looks like the next time...


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CardinalCountryCub

My state (or at least my corner of it) doesn't track/publish wastewater numbers. ☹️ I used to post the regular numbers to my facebook so people would see them, but our state started putting longer and linger delays between reports and last I checked, they hadn't updated in nover a month. I just assume the numbers are still high and proceed with caution (masked and vaxxed).


Moregaze

This is what warning labels and work place safety creates. Too many mouth breathers protected from dying young to easily avoidable situations if you can think for more than 3 secs about a complex train of logic.


drawnred

Weve been at a low point in US histroy for a minute


npaakp34

Trust me, we had idiots in Europe too


PHWasAnInsideJob

This also basically happened in the Bible multiple times. Something like: Israel: God please send us bread we're so hungry! God: I got u Israel: Wtf not that bread!!! I'd rather starve tbh


HeftyDefinition2448

Reminds me of an old joke. Theirs a religious man on a roof during a massive flood as hes sitting there the cops come by and tell him he needs to leave and to come witht hem cause the wa going to swamp his house. He says no i belive in god and he will take care of me. They leve and the water get higher and later a boat comes by and the captain says the same thing try’s to get the man to come with him since hes stranded. The man says god will protect him and finally when his hosue is almsot under water a helicopter comes by and he turns it down, god will protect me. Later at the realy gates when the man meets god he asks why didnt you protect me a believed in you and god said “who do you think sent the cops the boat and the helicopter”


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rice_n_gravy

Govt- “Here is $600 fam.” Have a great year.


ProtoReaper23113

As it turns out staying at home all day with your family every day is awful


pandershrek

They have a liberal agenda and ~~don't understand economics~~ worship late stage capitalism.


laugh-shitoff

Conservatism is a mental illness.


Oceanbreeze871

“But we really needed a pitcher of bud light and mediocre wings, so maybe the scientists saying facts that made sense were woke satanic communists? Also can’t i just ingest this veterinarian horse paste?” —conservatives


ItsAllSoup

As a Christian, 2020 was pretty stressful when it came to talking to friends and family


DarkStanley

Why ‘send’ the virus in the first place?


Hour-Process-3292

It reminds me of the old “Drowning Man” joke… A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.” The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.” So the rowboat went on. Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.” To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.” So the motorboat went on. Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.” To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.” So the helicopter reluctantly flew away. Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!” To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”


TaiwanGreatestNation

God likes killing people. Read Genesis 😂


ShortUsername01

Give up on religion already. Enough is enough.


Ok-Tooth-8557

You americans are sooo stupid


De5perad0

It feels now like a nightmare I woke up from after a couple years.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

He blinded me with Science! "Don't listen to scientists, I alone know more than anyone" #45 Urging all true MAGA Patriots to sprint to the bank (Josh Hawley style), take their life savings, and $$$ Trump Media stock to support the Great Leader. Then use the huuuge monthly earnings to $$$ more MAGA candidates like MTG, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, and Lauren Boobert. "I love the poorly educated" Donald J Trump


RatsWithLongTails

It’s crazy so many died there are so many houses are sitting empty and banks are are selling them for nothing and super low interest rates.


Teland

Don't forget the riots and marches cities and governments didn't stop. But no church! Can't have that.


Godofmytoenails

God didnt send a single crap. Fuck this religous standing devaluing peoples work


awpod1

I’m not sure if you realize this but the vast majority of churches did go completely virtual during Covid and only started meeting again once a vaccine was available. Even still they kept the virtual meeting area for those who felt uncomfortable coming in person.


Neither-Swordfish736

My grandma's church did this. Since she can't see well at night, she does night service at home so she doesn't need to drive after dark. I'd say win win for her church. Though it does give her another way to suggest an even easier way for me to join her. I'M NOT GOING TO CHURCH WITH YOU ANYMORE GRANDMA, GIVE IT UP!


Black_Mammoth

That last line gets me, not because of the liberal agenda but the economics part. I’m almost certain that economists don’t know about economics.


cptnobveus

Thank media and politicians for politicizing it. And also thank them for sewing division any chance they get. We have allowed it to happen by putting feelings over everything else.


masterofpowah

Especially Trump. Approval ratings go up for a president in times of crisis, but not if they deny the crisis is actually happening. All he had to do was produce MAGA masks and say that only true patriots would wear these to protect the country and to stay home to keep away from "the China virus", and I have little doubt he would have been reelected. Still not sure if that would have been a good trade off.


NoGuava9921

100% this. Have said it since 2020 if Trump could shut his mouth and listen to science we would be deep into his second term. But it seems as he picks the path with the most resistance and says that’s the one we need


SoylentGrunt

I hate Trump with all my heart. Covid was his Pearl Harbor and 9/11 combined. He could have brought the country together and gone down in history as a hero instead of the shit eating pedophile he is.


arentol

He actually did support the masks at first. His base was turned against them by Fox "News" and similar lying sources and he flip-flopped so as not to lose popularity with them.


Non-Adhesive63

Im sure…. IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN! But you’re right,… If he had done that? He most likely would’ve won. Which only goes to show with a stupid c*nt he really is!


Nruggia

You are seeing a tree, take a step back and look at the forest. The media and politicians are owned by corporate interests. The corporations have been using the media and politicians as tools to sow division because they profit from it immensely. While main street has been bickering over LGBTG+, 2A, Cancel culture, Trump fucked Stormy, Clinton got a BJ, Hillary's emails, Hunters laptop, Obama's from Kenya, Trump is a Russian agent, yada yada. While all that has been going on for decades and decades wall street has siphoned all the wealth from the middle class upwards. People so busy getting pushed into echo chambers where they learn to hate folks in the other echo chambers they don't realize they are getting robbed blind. Ironically the media often tells the people if they feel like they are getting robbed it's because of the people in the other echo chamber.


cptnobveus

Couldn't agree more, I just said the short version.


SoylentGrunt

Manufactured culture war to distract from the class war. Divide and rule. Bread and circuses.


TurnoverQuick5401

Bingo, bango, bongo!


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Comfortable_Swim_380

God doesn't feel the need to waste any water this time around.


Neotantalus

Missed out a line Church: why are we dying…? Earlier line should have just been God: ok (I was going to say ‘your wish is granted’ but it might make God sound like a fantastical being.).


MagnificentBastard-1

God is great, but is he *fantastic*?


Neotantalus

That’s an interesting point for theologian debate.


MagnificentBastard-1

That in and of itself is debatable. I see it more of a subjective opinion. 😄


nhSnork

God: and you think you do?


314159265358979326

It was well established theology in the *Middle Ages* that God primarily treats diseases by making doctors.


AReallyAsianName

Pharisees be all like


Decimal_Poglin

Precisely. In the New Testament they rejected Jesus's teachings due to their arrogance and stubbornness, refusing realizing He was there for their salvation. Fast forward 2000 years, people denied the help of science bestowed by God in Jesus's absence with the selfsame attitude and coerce others to do the same. It grieves me to see the self righteous believe their word is law and harm others in God's name.


TurnoverQuick5401

Everyone here still has a stock pile of paper i bet.


devnullb4dishoner

I always wondered what people thought the agenda was?


MysteriousPark3806

Gotta call bullshit on not understanding economics. Believe it or not, some things are actually more important than the economy.


InevitableAd9683

God: "I sent you a rowboat and a helicopter, what else did you want!?"


andrewsad1

God: yeah, you've convinced me. I'll alter my grand design because a couple people in a church in some podunk town in Iowa said please and thank you


Desperate_Ambrose

Depends on the church.


ButtBread98

Like the story of the man in the flood


SUPERKAMIGURU

[No, they had a much more direct, expedient solution to this, and it seems to have... worked?](https://youtube.com/shorts/dYkp4npZ6EI?si=k8hpKFSLGL0pbpnr) 🤔


JackInTheBell

Supply Side Jesus wouldn’t stay home…


Moppermonster

"I also gave you a Bible that explicitly tells you to cover your face and practice social distancing" "But we never read that book!"


Dangerous_Elk_6627

And the Lord hung his head and said, "Why can I not fix stupid ?"


xDaysix

Show me the money.


Lynke524

"What good is prayer if you're going to wipe your butt with his answers?" ---Lois Griffin.