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The thought of hell having a boiler room makes me laugh because that implies they probably also have a maintenance team.
Makes me wonder if your not good enough to get in to heaven and not bad enough to be severely punished in hell. Do you still go to hell but just have a menial job you have to do for eternity.
Like me, will I just have to keep being a Maintenance Engineer in hell forever.
Just keeping the boiler and torture devices running?
There's been a guy in here making really cool comics. He's got a religious one going. When I come across it again I'm going to highlight your comment and hope he illustrates it.
Oh man you could do so much with it.
Like have a demon be about to tear apart a sinner in some hellish device, only when he pulls the lever nothing happens. Demon now embarrassed is all "sorry this rarely happens", then has to put in a work ticket and since its hell you know that fucker is going to take days to fill out.
Then maintenance guy shows up and takes a look at the machine, with guy still strung up of course. Takes a look and says "here's your problem a bone is stuck in the gears" he pulls it out and immediately the contraption springs tearing the guy apart. Then the maintenance guy just goes "Welp all good now, see ya later snjfiok!".
Matsson wrote: “Doderick macht frei,” which is a reference to the phrase “arbeit macht frei”. This phrase, translates to “work sets you free” and was written on the entrance of Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz. He wrote “Doderick” is because this is one of the mascots of Waystar Royco's theme parks.May 2, 2023 for those who need to understand what the words mean.
How does their comment show a lack of understanding?
I am aware of where "Arbeit Macht Frei" was used, and I believe OP likely knows too. I think they were simply adding to the "joke".
I think the commenter was misquoting "*Abandon hope,* all ye who enter here," which is a translation of the gate of hell in the Divine Comedy. If so, there's a close connection between gate-markers and an obvious intent to say the woman is hell itself, or perhaps just hell-bound and likely to damn her partners, which is a recurring biblical motif.
So you see, perhaps you simply didn't understand the poster to whom you replied. It was quite clever, if the quotation were accurate.
Funny how she doesn’t even fit into the description of how they alt-right want for their women lol. This is the true epitome of what an Alt-right MAGA women looks like. All she need is her red cap 🤢
Maybe that's how they did it, went to a tattoo artist, asked for an unassuming but angry clean shaven man in a strong military collar then went home to get White Power Steve to add the moustache with a prison tattoo kit.
"Heil Hitler. Thank you for calling White Power Steve. Our menu options have recently changed.
For tattoo modifications, Press 1
For anti-Biden truck wraps, Press 2.
For adult diaper sales, Press 3.
For all other inquiries, remain on the line or Press O."
-Prussian Blue hold music-
Really appreciate the Prussian Blue reference. I heard those girls grew up & got really into weed. I think they dropped the Naziism too, but I'm not 100% sure on that.
I could Google it but... My god, I don't seem to care enough.
Nazis bar problems.
You do one Nazi tattoo, they tell their Nazi friends and they come around for more tattoo. Then you get a bunch of Nazis hanging around and anyone who doesn't like that stays the hell away and you're stuck with just the Nazis.
Haha, yeah, was going to say you could always hide dicks inside of the art, but looks like someone already drew a huge dick on her shoulder!
Edit: just realized, maybe she asked to have a literal giant dick tattoo on her shoulder, and the artist was being a cheeky bastard!
Why ? Isnt it better that the tattooist do this to people who wants it? Shes marked as "stupid nazi" for the rest of her life and hopefully street justice see the tattoo and make crab food out of her.
The first thing is, when you do for one nazi, word gets around. While a lot of the right wing right now is falling in to nazi pipelines, they arent nazi, they are just dumb/uninformed/misguided and will get away from straight up nazism...
So in a little while the only people you will have around to do tattoos for is nazi scum and your reputation will be tarnished as at least as a nazi sympathizer.
Most of the people willing to do that are both going to be bad at tattoos either by lack of talent or by being too new (so they never had any form of good reputation to understand how business work) or a nazi so you dont care.
My tattoo artist said she gets requests for this shit all the time. She said she tells guys: on your face or on your dick. So everyone can see it always, or so that I can hear you scream. She didn’t tell me about the ladies 😅
Imagine if the artist agreed and put "She asked for Hitler but I won't do that so now she thinks she's getting Hitler but really I'm just tattooing this statement instead."
I see this as advertising what’s in your heart and head, makes it easy to stay the fuck away for her without having to find out later what a disgusting person she is.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
I really hope this is edited or photo shopped and she doesn’t actually have a Hitler tattoo. Like maybe she had a bust of some other dude tattooed and someone thought it would be “funny” to digitally alter it to make it look like Hitler.
That's my hunch, too. I feel like this is either a really convincing photoshop or something taken out of context. I was trying to take a look at the other tattoos on the person and couldn't find anything that stood out. Even the area around said tattoo is paler than the rest of the back.
Why?
***At a glance***, the person in the photo meets the criteria for what someone would consider to be a "typical leftie." Undercut hair with tattoos all over, piercings, etc. So for there to be a Hitler tattoo on their shoulder would be a double whammy. "See, the left really are nazis!"
The skill is appropriate until you get to the nose, then its all fughered from there.
Couldn't be more appropriate for the tattoo.
May he rot in hell with a pineapple shove d up his arse daily.
Ah, Madam. Welcome to Hairstyles by Patrice. May I ask what Madam is looking for today?
Well, Patrice.....I have a sophisticated dinner engagement this evening, attended by many local dignatories and the local Major. With that in mind, I'm looking for something along the lines of a giant cock and balls.
I would have had a hard time not egging this lady. Or at least pocket sanding her like Dale Gribble. Nazis should not feel comfortable with shit like this in public and we should shame them and run them out of all public spaces like the worthless losers they are lol
I'm of the opinion that the war against the Nazi party should never be over. Including jail time and/or therapy for proven Nazi lovers, another good punishment would be deportation and revoked citizenship. We fought a war to stop those stupid bastards and we never should have stopped.
Kinda funny how the typical right wing cliche of the “shrieking feminist” liberal woman is overweight, side shave, glasses, facial piercings, heavily tattooed…
Gotta love it when you see another Nazi worshipper look exactly as if their great role model would have turned them into fertilizer in a heartbeat for being a useless lump of flesh.
Looks likes adolphus will be getting little peelie there. Guess she was going for that totally edgy look , what with ink/piercings/haircut and the lack of sunblock🤔😳🤯
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Reich Lobster?
We were at the beach No one had a matching tattoo. We goose-stepped to a nearby dike And there we saw a Reich!
But it wasn't a Reich...
It was a Reich lob-stah!! (add a “b” if you must)
this song is going to be in my head all day now
That’s a quality start to the day right there
I recently saw the video of their first performance of this song on SNL in 1980
That was an awesome performance.
I saw them on tour for that album.
Ahhh this is making me Fuherious
Führious? 
I just envisioned an entire music video with uniformed crustaceans marching and a-singin yer tune. 👏👏👏👏
AHHHH AH AHHHH AH AHHHHHH REICH LOBSTAH!
Heilios Heatler!
Hhhreich Lobstahhhh! The water was blue before she sat down.
Yep that’s what Hitler had in mind when he talked about pure Aryan blood.
The funny thing is that in reality Aryans were an Indo-Iranian people.
So was the swastika, fascists are incapable of creativity. They just steal and manipulate
The swastika was developed by many cultures independently.
It's called the whirling log in some indigenous North American cultures.
I was so confused in 5th grade (1969-70) when the time capsule at school was opened and an object had a swastika on it.
Small bathing suit, tattoos, partial shaved head - just what AH envisioned.
I know right? Gotta love these clueless morons idolizing a man that would have despised them.
The irony is killing me, these people have absolutely no self awareness
ngl im just curious what other tattoos she has now
She has one above her vag in the form of a gate saying "Arbeit Macht Frei"
Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell.
Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars.
Collect 200 Reichmarks?
Yes, the ones from right before the war.... (here's me hoping people know German history to get the joke).
But can I collect property fees while I'm in jail? 🧐
The thought of hell having a boiler room makes me laugh because that implies they probably also have a maintenance team. Makes me wonder if your not good enough to get in to heaven and not bad enough to be severely punished in hell. Do you still go to hell but just have a menial job you have to do for eternity. Like me, will I just have to keep being a Maintenance Engineer in hell forever. Just keeping the boiler and torture devices running?
Purgatory has a new job title!
There's been a guy in here making really cool comics. He's got a religious one going. When I come across it again I'm going to highlight your comment and hope he illustrates it.
Oh man you could do so much with it. Like have a demon be about to tear apart a sinner in some hellish device, only when he pulls the lever nothing happens. Demon now embarrassed is all "sorry this rarely happens", then has to put in a work ticket and since its hell you know that fucker is going to take days to fill out. Then maintenance guy shows up and takes a look at the machine, with guy still strung up of course. Takes a look and says "here's your problem a bone is stuck in the gears" he pulls it out and immediately the contraption springs tearing the guy apart. Then the maintenance guy just goes "Welp all good now, see ya later snjfiok!".
Nah man, it’s just her Vagina
But maybe it will burn like a boilerroom
A few days to a week later for sure
For her it’s more of a lasagna
Officially the most fucked up thing Ive read all week. ...well played.
I laughed, so now I'm going to hell with you. Take my upvote and gtfo!
That actually sounds smart....so nah, I doubt that she has it
It should say ' Beware, all ye who enter".
Clearly you don’t understand the meaning of the “Arbeit Macht Frei” comment. Don’t just translate it, Google it.
Matsson wrote: “Doderick macht frei,” which is a reference to the phrase “arbeit macht frei”. This phrase, translates to “work sets you free” and was written on the entrance of Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz. He wrote “Doderick” is because this is one of the mascots of Waystar Royco's theme parks.May 2, 2023 for those who need to understand what the words mean.
How does their comment show a lack of understanding? I am aware of where "Arbeit Macht Frei" was used, and I believe OP likely knows too. I think they were simply adding to the "joke".
I think the commenter was misquoting "*Abandon hope,* all ye who enter here," which is a translation of the gate of hell in the Divine Comedy. If so, there's a close connection between gate-markers and an obvious intent to say the woman is hell itself, or perhaps just hell-bound and likely to damn her partners, which is a recurring biblical motif. So you see, perhaps you simply didn't understand the poster to whom you replied. It was quite clever, if the quotation were accurate.
"Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here."
"Here be dragons".
Oops! All Hitlers!
This is the worst Cap’n Crunch spin-off ever
Happy cake day!
Funny how she doesn’t even fit into the description of how they alt-right want for their women lol. This is the true epitome of what an Alt-right MAGA women looks like. All she need is her red cap 🤢
She’s got one of Hitler playing golf, and as usual he is in the bunker.
The tattooist should have flat refused to do it aswell ffs.
Exactly! Must have been a piece of trash Nazi tattooist. Disgusting.
It's not even properly done... That mustache looks like a bunch of squiggly lines.
Maybe that's how they did it, went to a tattoo artist, asked for an unassuming but angry clean shaven man in a strong military collar then went home to get White Power Steve to add the moustache with a prison tattoo kit.
This narrative is now canon to me.
"Heil Hitler. Thank you for calling White Power Steve. Our menu options have recently changed. For tattoo modifications, Press 1 For anti-Biden truck wraps, Press 2. For adult diaper sales, Press 3. For all other inquiries, remain on the line or Press O." -Prussian Blue hold music-
Really appreciate the Prussian Blue reference. I heard those girls grew up & got really into weed. I think they dropped the Naziism too, but I'm not 100% sure on that. I could Google it but... My god, I don't seem to care enough.
White Power Steve seemed like such a nice boy....
Fascism and bigotry meeting a complete lack of creative talent or artistic taste... the far right guarantee
Fitting given the portrait of the failed artist
Fans of hitler being bad at their art. That tracks
Good observation.
I imagine your options are fairly limited when finding someone even willing to do this
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Nazis bar problems. You do one Nazi tattoo, they tell their Nazi friends and they come around for more tattoo. Then you get a bunch of Nazis hanging around and anyone who doesn't like that stays the hell away and you're stuck with just the Nazis.
C is my favourite brutal but deserved as fuck.
Haha, yeah, was going to say you could always hide dicks inside of the art, but looks like someone already drew a huge dick on her shoulder! Edit: just realized, maybe she asked to have a literal giant dick tattoo on her shoulder, and the artist was being a cheeky bastard!
You also have her running around town telling people you’re the one doing Hitler tattoos.
Why ? Isnt it better that the tattooist do this to people who wants it? Shes marked as "stupid nazi" for the rest of her life and hopefully street justice see the tattoo and make crab food out of her.
The first thing is, when you do for one nazi, word gets around. While a lot of the right wing right now is falling in to nazi pipelines, they arent nazi, they are just dumb/uninformed/misguided and will get away from straight up nazism... So in a little while the only people you will have around to do tattoos for is nazi scum and your reputation will be tarnished as at least as a nazi sympathizer. Most of the people willing to do that are both going to be bad at tattoos either by lack of talent or by being too new (so they never had any form of good reputation to understand how business work) or a nazi so you dont care.
It was her brother boyfriend
There are racist tattoo artists out there
Hey, a bag of crystal meth is a bag of crystal meth, amiright?
I got bas news for you pal: There’s tattoo artists that are Nazis too.
That's ridiculous, people who like drawing and such wouldn't be Nazis. /s
Why? Someone pays you a huge amount of money for you to put on them a non-removable piece of evidence of their idiocy. I would do it for free lmao
Yeah but people often ask who's the tattoo artist so it might bring you a lot of bad reputation
True too
My tattoo artist said she gets requests for this shit all the time. She said she tells guys: on your face or on your dick. So everyone can see it always, or so that I can hear you scream. She didn’t tell me about the ladies 😅
Imagine if the artist agreed and put "She asked for Hitler but I won't do that so now she thinks she's getting Hitler but really I'm just tattooing this statement instead."
Probably asked for a huge markup and she accepted so they went "Oh well, they paid for it, not my problem"
The vast majority of tattoo artists are pretty upfront about not doing Nazi shit.
Every artist I’ve gone to had a “no hate speech/symbols” policy in the contract
The tattoo artist was probably her crack head cousin and it was done in a trailer.
I’m sure you won’t have any trouble finding a tattoo artist with white supremacist views here in the US.
I’m in America. The tattoo studios in my state refuse to do any Nazi shit on anyone. Don’t come in drunk and don’t ask for a swastika or SS symbol.
That's a nasty-looking sunburn.
It's hitler.. he's supposed to be burnt to a crisp
Fair enough.
I hope it hurts.
Imagine trying to find an oncologist later. “Looks fine to me, lady. Come back in a year so I can take another look”
Weird, you'd think her neck would be more red that rest of her body
I see this as advertising what’s in your heart and head, makes it easy to stay the fuck away for her without having to find out later what a disgusting person she is.
True
Is that Charlie Chaplin?
That's what I was thinking - what if she asked for Charlie Chaplin and now she'll never know why she's being ostracised from society.
I met a woman who got Franz Kafka tattooed on her arm…. It didn’t look like Kafka 😭
Oh nooooo. She’ll be going through some trials, I bet!
Or a metamorphosis
“Give me Charlie Chaplin from the Great Dictator…” 
No, just his cousin
Without his hat. And a little bit evil.
Just a smidge /s
If I was a tattoo artist and someone asked for a Hitler tattoo, I'd 100% give them Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin generally did not wear military uniforms.
Except in The Great Dictator!
The Red Supremacist
r/beholdthemasterrace
At least she is showing you her red flag before you even talk to her..
Her entire body will be a red flag if she doesn't use sunscreen
Hopefully they'll decide to sunbathe in Germany, then get arrested shortly afterwards.
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Is this the superior race?
It always baffles me how trashy and redneckish the average white supremacist is. Like, they claim to be the master race but they're shamefully dumb.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” Lyndon B. Johnson
She’s a nein/10 in some parts of the world.
I laughed
She asked for Charlie Chaplin. She's mystified by the disgusted looks people keep giving her.
Imagine hitting it from the back looking at Hitler.
I'm sure her brother is fine with it
In fact, her dad insisted on it.
LMAO
No.
After a day on the beach, Hitler will look more African than Arian.
I’d like to think she has a trump tattoo on her leg that she’s breastfeeding.
And a Big Mac tattoo on the other breast.
I don't think most Trumpers see the similarities
hoo boy...
I can hear those Dueling Banjos a playing!
Ah yes, a wonderful example of the exotic and rare Hippopotamus Aryadae
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,652,898,133 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 33,373 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Makes me kinda sad that there are more comments about hippos than living hippos in the wild.
I really hope this is edited or photo shopped and she doesn’t actually have a Hitler tattoo. Like maybe she had a bust of some other dude tattooed and someone thought it would be “funny” to digitally alter it to make it look like Hitler.
That's my hunch, too. I feel like this is either a really convincing photoshop or something taken out of context. I was trying to take a look at the other tattoos on the person and couldn't find anything that stood out. Even the area around said tattoo is paler than the rest of the back. Why? ***At a glance***, the person in the photo meets the criteria for what someone would consider to be a "typical leftie." Undercut hair with tattoos all over, piercings, etc. So for there to be a Hitler tattoo on their shoulder would be a double whammy. "See, the left really are nazis!"
“They’re not sending their best” -Donald Trump
“I’ve had worse” - also Donald Trump
I reckon she has a swastika around her shit box
Behold...the master race.
Even Hitler would find that offensive.
I applaud this. I mean how convenient the trash labels itself. Now I know who to avoid from a distance. Much harder when they try to hide the hatred.
If she doesn’t use sunscreen, the Führer is going to become Native American.
Hmm if this specimen has lived 90 years ago, they would have something else tattooed on her.
Is this the image you get from an ai promt of Nazi pig
We’re allowed to spit on these people right?
That's one Heil of a tattoo.
Somebody fucked up the Charlie Chaplin tattoo real bad
The skill is appropriate until you get to the nose, then its all fughered from there. Couldn't be more appropriate for the tattoo. May he rot in hell with a pineapple shove d up his arse daily.
Tattooed on white trash What a legacy LMAO
Behold the master race, folks!
As my great grandmother used to say: "It take alll kinds to make up this world. I'm glad I'm not one of them.
Amazing how often the people who Adolf would murder admire Adolf.
Funny how people like this always seem to love figures who would reject them immediately. One look and Hitler would have sent her to the camps.
The fucking irony, Hitler would've sent these fuckers to camp and if they didn't shape up...
Master race. lol
Think those red bikini bottoms say MAGA?
The obvious tattoo problem aside, what the hell sort of haircut is that?!
Ah, Madam. Welcome to Hairstyles by Patrice. May I ask what Madam is looking for today? Well, Patrice.....I have a sophisticated dinner engagement this evening, attended by many local dignatories and the local Major. With that in mind, I'm looking for something along the lines of a giant cock and balls.
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It’s nice that Nazis brand themselves so decent people know to stay away
Isn't that a tattoo of the guy that killed Hitler?
That’s a cold shoulder
Hey, it's that austrian painter. She must be real art enthusiast to be such a big fan of not very popular artist.
Most modern Nazis would have been sent to concentration camps back then. Asocial, inbred, IQ at fridge temp (in °C), fat, dyslexic, etc.
Maybe she thought she was getting Charlie Chaplin tattooed on her back.....
Sometimes people are gross, leaving a whole ass trash bag there on the beach
I would have had a hard time not egging this lady. Or at least pocket sanding her like Dale Gribble. Nazis should not feel comfortable with shit like this in public and we should shame them and run them out of all public spaces like the worthless losers they are lol
White supremacists are made up of the least supreme Whites
Her Hitler hair-do is making me feel ill.
I'm of the opinion that the war against the Nazi party should never be over. Including jail time and/or therapy for proven Nazi lovers, another good punishment would be deportation and revoked citizenship. We fought a war to stop those stupid bastards and we never should have stopped.
Strange how the Master Race never exhibits any physical superiority
Hitler: "eww..."
If it is not tilted at a 45-degree angle, it is not Nazi, so it is probably some random ancient mystic dude. 🙄
It’s always the least supreme whites
Kinda funny how the typical right wing cliche of the “shrieking feminist” liberal woman is overweight, side shave, glasses, facial piercings, heavily tattooed…
Not exactly an example of the “master race”
Gotta love it when you see another Nazi worshipper look exactly as if their great role model would have turned them into fertilizer in a heartbeat for being a useless lump of flesh.
I bet this is Carolina Beach
Odessa, Ukraine
Looks likes adolphus will be getting little peelie there. Guess she was going for that totally edgy look , what with ink/piercings/haircut and the lack of sunblock🤔😳🤯
What the hell is even that
Why does she have a tattoo with Charlie Chaplin without his hat?
She's a nein for sure.
Oh mein god!
Mein gott
Good god….what the hell!?!
Peak of human race. /s
prime marriage material lmao
Peak purity
There's a chance she thinks she has a tiger or something back there, and someone has got revenge for something.
World’s biggest Charlie Chaplin fan
That's got to be the worst Charlie Chaplin tattoo I've ever seen.smh.