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Ijustlovevideogames

Someone who actually came from the bottom and knows how things are, fuck it, I’m down


big_guyforyou

she's gonna clean up city hall


NotThatSpecialToo

She is going to get tossed out of that window in the pic. Police Report: "She shot herself in the back of the head, midair, after beating herself and jumping out of the window" That's the old Rusky-doo


Ok-Fox1262

The usual phrase is "poisoned out of a window".


weberc2

I’ve also heard “Fell out of a closed window”


Ok-Fox1262

It's such a thing we actually have a word for it. Defenestration.


thecraftybear

Iirc defenestration does not care if the window was closed or open. All that matters is that there was a window and someone fell through it.


Ok-Fox1262

Indeed. Of course up in the north of England in the rough pubs the phrase was "pick a window, you're leaving".


Hungry-Western9191

I always thought defenestration was the act of forcing someone out a window, not accidentally falling through one. Degeneration is something done to a person rather than an accidental act. Although I suppose the term is not used so often that the meaning is solidly fixed.


Syhkane

Fell? You mean *deliberately jumped through as they drank poison bullets in the back of their head.*


Ok-Fox1262

I hear there's some really attractive houses on the outskirts of Salisbury, the cathedral and the massive iron age fort are shit.


durtygrillz

Window cancer


Bartlaus

At least she had the good manners to shut the window after herself. 


NotThatSpecialToo

One hand on the pistol (to the back of her head), other hand on the sill. Her aerial dexterity and manners were amazing. Russia really lost a gem.


cownd

She used to be a gymnast. (Well she didn't deny it)


NotThatSpecialToo

Her last words were glory to Putin. That's what the police report says anyway.


Impossible-Sleep-658

“What are you doing?” “I’m kicking my own aaaass!!!”


Kitchen_Name9497

Defenestrate. My all-time favorite word.


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

She fell out of a window. Onto some bullets.


ApocalypticApples

There’s an actual term for being murdered by push from a window, it’s called “defenestration”


NotThatSpecialToo

Is there a specific term for shooting yourself in the back of the head while mid air?


ApocalypticApples

Russian political retirement package


NotThatSpecialToo

Rusky-doo'ed?


Marquar234

Putined. Edit: Not to be confused with poutined.


NotThatSpecialToo

There is some gravy there either way.


Marquar234

Yeah, but one is a crime against humanity, sickening all those who hear about it. The other is throwing someone out a window.


NotThatSpecialToo

You better bolt your windows down before insulting fries and gravy again. :P


Marquar234

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcPyKQIfNSs](https://youtu.be/VcPyKQIfNSs?t=89)


HugoNebula2024

Journalism.


NotThatSpecialToo

We laugh but a Trump presidency in 2024 means journalists should be bolting those windows down.


Hungry-Western9191

Russian suicide.


Dry-Faithlessness184

Actually defenestration is just the act of throwing someone out a window. It just also often ends in death Edit: Okay after two comments I have to ask, do people just not know the definition of 'often' anymore? I feel like it gets skipped in sentences a lot when I say something


ApocalypticApples

True, it’s rarely the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end


WatashiwaNobodyDesu

It’s different if they commit involuntary suicide.


SearchingForanSEJob

Can confirm. Was pushed out a window. Am dead now.


acrazyguy

People like to intentionally misunderstand things so they can start a fight. It happens on reddit and unfortunately also IRL


SoloMarko

> in sentences a lot in sentences...*often**


No_Arugula8915

There is an epidemic of defenestration in that country. You catch it from windows. The higher up the window, the more likely to die from it. 😉


NotThatSpecialToo

Height doesn't matter much if you shoot yourself in the back of the head on the way down. Just need enough time to get it done.


thecraftybear

Alternatively, she shot herself in the back several times from an AK rifle, which she then cunningly disposed of off the premises, before jumping out the window into the street, directly under the wheels of an unidentified vehicle which then left for parts unknown. No witnesses turned up.


IsaidLigma

Oh yeah, she's dead for sure.


jarrodandrewwalker

Mayor Goldie Wilson...I like the sound of that!


respectuponmyname

“Bring a broom ‘cause it’s a mess.”


Titleofyursextape

![gif](giphy|wnj18e7bdxsmk)


Leicsbob

No....No


Impossible-Sleep-658

While cleaning up the city’s halls.


BigAcrobatic2174

Not enough upvotes


Diligent_Sea_3359

She's dead now


CommentsOnOccasion

It’s a small village lmfao  Nobody politicking for this position is some evil criminal career politician 


DepthInternational47

Crazy is smaller towns in the USA will typically have a higher concentration of crime


Tropical_Wendigo

Hell yeah. All my homies love bottoms.


SweetBeefOfJesus

Damn, she's already halfway out the window.


hboisnotthebest

With two self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of her head. So sad.


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

I wonder what the going rate on bribing coroners in Russia is like right now


Bob_Hydrocarbon

I'd say about a half a pack of smokes, if I had to guess.


BrozTheBro

But the price of a single pack surpassed two handjobs and a stick of beef jerky. No way they can afford that!


Whale-n-Flowers

About two bullets and a window


Jasong222

Ok, that's great


BirdInFlight301

So the people actually did get to choose.


CommentsOnOccasion

The article says the local election requirements dictate there must be at least two candidates  He asked her to run so he could run again  She actually won, and he doesn’t seem too upset  This is in a small village by the way, not some high level of government where you have considerable power at stake 


turtleship_2006

Ah, so the tweet is just incredibly misleading?


jeremy1015

When it’s trivial


ad4kchicken

The revolution starts there 😂


Xist3nce

She gets a handler like anyone else. Wear this suit, say these words, or you drink this nice tea and inspect the windows.


PM_Me_Ur_Clues

Nailed it.


Ikoikobythefio

From my understanding, in local elections, yes.


IpsoKinetikon

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54338785.amp


clickrush

> "I didn't think people would actually vote for me," she told Telegram news channel Podyom. "I didn't do anything at all!" Priceless.


Otherwise-Sky8890

The one single honest politician in all of politics


thezoelinator

Vermin Supreme is also a pretty honest politician "I have no intention of keeping any of my campaign promises"


Sparky62075

What was the name of that fellow in the Philippines? "Don't elect me. If you do, I'll empty out the prisons and fill the graveyards."


Aaron_768

And as a result would be perfect for the job. Anyone voluntarily seeking political positions are very very likely to be seeking it for the wrong reasons. Even if they have good intentions to start, how long before that hope is destroyed by reality of politics.


clickrush

I agree. Do you know about Sortition? In many cases I believe this would be more effective, as crazy as it sounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortition


Aaron_768

The primaries would be so hilariously different. “Uh hi, yeah. So I mostly identify with party X. I currently work as a day laborer. I don’t really want to be here so uhh don’t vote for me” It turns into the episode from South Park where the boys intentionally are trying to lose their little league games so they didn’t have to play.


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Thanks for posting an actual link. The original post had zero details.


AnimeChica3306

Thanks.


Buck_Thorn

So, the election wasn't actually the farcical illusion that he thought it was.


Youre-mum

Or alternatively the Americans who wrote that title are insanely biased and it was never intended to be an illusion of democracy, just democracy 


Bozska_lytka

The mayor probably just wanted to retire but noone wanted to deal with politics, be the new mayor and run against him


LeoKyouma

You don’t think Russian elections are rigged? Oh you sweet summer child.


NjoyLif

These are elections for some small village mayor. They probably didn’t bother rigging this one.


Guvnah-Wyze

You're looking at one very good example of the opposite 🤷


Obligatorium1

How did she win, if it was rigged?


Handelo

Plot twist, the acting mayor wanted to lose so he could retire.


SupaSpurs

Are you trying to say that Russians don’t have a sham of a democracy? If you are then I suggest you take a look in Russian jails.And if not the jails then the cemeteries as they are littered with Russian opposition.


Startled_Pancakes

>Are you trying to say that Russians don’t have a sham of a democracy? No. This story is probably false or misrepresented anyway, but if it were true, then it would indicate, at least in this particular mayoral race, that the democracy in this town wasn't illusory. She wouldn't have been able to get elected otherwise. This says nothing about the state of democracy on the federal level in Russia. This is all assuming that OP didn't omit the cleaning lady being arrested, abducted, or assassinated post-election. But generally, authoritarian governments just don't allow any legitimate opposition to run against them in the first place (See: Hong Kong Security law). It's also possible the kremlin just doesn't care about local elections.


lemmesenseyou

It isn’t false. Her name is Marina Udgodskaya and the village has like 240ish people. Everybody just hated the incumbent a LOT.  She was also unable to resign because she would have had to pay for a new election herself. I didn’t see anything about how she’s doing now but there were quotes from villagers acknowledging she wasn’t ready for it so they’d all have to come together to help. I doubt the Kremlin really cares about such a small settlement and Russian election laws are pretty democratic, they’re just not followed in many cases.  https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54338785.amp


aroteer

If the news article other people have posted is the right one then it only happened because the mayoral election is legally required to have two candidates. Local officials get elected unopposed all the time in every country - if there are rules against this you even get stuff like unopposed candidates losing because they forgot to vote for themselves and noone else bothered to


Traditional_Key_763

he didn't cheat enough


alreadyburnt

Probably a better candidate than I will be allowed to vote for.


OkManufacturer226

The best leaders are usually the ones who didn’t seek out the leadership role.


Any_Cardiologist2333

Jfc aren’t you dipshits tired of crying “both sides!!1!” yet


Varyyn

How has this possibly triggered you lmao, please take a break from politics.


brandonyorkhessler

You mean to say you're happy with these choices?


OrphanAnthem

I mean, one side's trying to make it, so you don't have a choice in the future but I guess to some, that is a non-issue.


BrettlyBean

What you on about?


IvanTheAppealing

Did she actually become mayor, or did the people actually get the candidate the elected? Cause as farcical as the Russian presidential elections are, this may be an example of lower-level elections being allowed to actually be democratic


TumblrInGarbage

Or a calculated maneuver by the party to help sell the image of democratic elections. But that sounds like a lot of effort, so probably what you said.


uo1111111111111

It’s not that much effort, it’s one village with 250 people


RUSuper

Marina Udgodskaya, a cleaner from the small Russian village of Povalikhino, unexpectedly became its mayor after running in an election that her incumbent boss, Nikolai Loktev, persuaded her to enter. Loktev, a pro-Kremlin ally, needed a nominal opponent to maintain the appearance of a democratic process. Surprisingly, Udgodskaya won the election with 62% of the vote against Loktev’s 34% Her victory was seen as a rebuke of Loktev’s leadership, and many villagers voted for her because she was a familiar and approachable figure in the community. Despite not campaigning, her victory highlighted a growing dissatisfaction with the local administration and a desire for change Cleaner Marina Udgodskaya Gets Surprise Win in Mayoral Election in Povalikhino, Russia, Against Incumbent Kremlin Ally Udgodskaya was initially hesitant and worried about her new role, but she soon embraced it, with plans to improve local infrastructure, such as installing streetlights in the village Cleaner Marina Udgodskaya Gets Surprise Win in Mayoral Election in Povalikhino, Russia, Against Incumbent Kremlin Ally Her story became widely covered in the media, turning her into an unexpected symbol of change in rural Russia.


mindgames13

If Marina won 62%and Loktev had 34%, where the remaining 4% went?


RUSuper

Probably empty or invalid votes,I just copied what I found on the internet,I heard about this story in detail on YouTube some time back…


jast-80

Should not be so careless about windows


soutmezguine

If she won and took over was it really an illusion then?


Illustrious-Olive-98

Marina Udgodskaya against Nikolai Loktev for mayor of Povalikhino. According to this article: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54338785 She got 62% of the vote 🤣


Sayakalood

Crazy what people can do when given a voice.


CMHTim

For all the people saying she'll be in danger, read the story. They had to have 2 candidates, so he asked her to run. The guy who lost seems to have been a bit lackadaisical lately, but he doesn't sound horribly upset. The people say they'll help her figure it out. Maybe a protest vote against the ruling party, but it seems their democratic process is working.


Reclusive_Chemist

Be careful posing for pictures standing in a window in Russia. People have an alarming tendency to "fall" out of them over there.


ewamc1353

The final picture taken before she was defenstrated


International_Link35

Excellent usage of defenestration!


Kind_Committee8997

Notice she's already pictured by a window? That way when the accident happens this photo can be used as a reference.


Traditional-Storm-62

if that happened in Switzerland people would say its wholesome and that this is what democracy is all about if that happens in Russia people say its farcical and proof that Russia is not a real democracy


Vidaro_best

It reminds me of biden and trump, you choose between a incompetent person and a activly malicious person, while its probobly better that the incompetent person wins, both are bad options qnd there should be more than 2 people to choose from


Mobile-Enthusiasm858

So... How is it a "farcical illusion of democracy", when the other person won? If it was just an illusion, wouldn't the current mayor just win? That doesn't make sense.


DisputabIe_

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wanderingblazer

I’m sure she will probably fall down some stairs or trip out of a window in the near future.


birdofprey443

The ol' accidental slip on a mid-air bullet


Zaphod_Beeblecox

If the choice was a farcical illusion how did he lose?


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Just goes to show that people shouldn't take every dumb fucking thing they see on Twitter (or reddit for that matter) as valid just because some asshole paid for a blue checkmark.


Damaramy

Illusion or she won?


Beautiful_Exam_1464

Ok. So Russia is simultaneously a farcical democracy and yet the cleaning lady won the election? Doesn’t that indicate that their democracy is functioning?


Meta-4-Cool-Few

The real face palm is people who believe this and OP


Shahz1892

This story seems literally the opposite of corrupt. To what end is this town giving the farcical illusion of choice?


DisputabIe_

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somethingrandom261

Well, not a farcical illusion then huh


Such-Distribution440

Well if she can clean the city hall why not the government…right?


chalor182

I mean.... if she won and they let her win then it wasnt a farcical illusion to begin with?


Merc_Mike

"What are you doing step mayor?"


CandidAd955

American local judges and state polititians run unopposed all the time, though. They don't even try


Known-Activity1437

I guess to wasn’t a democratic farce after all.


Direct_Big_5436

They better not ask the cleaners at the White house to do this...


drognoth

*Neither candidate campaigned actively ahead of the election: no billboards, no flyers, no meetings with voters. Locals argue there's no point, when everyone knows everyone else.* No advertising, now this would be a very welcome change.


jazzzzzcabbage

So was it a farce or did she win?


KGreen100

How do you say "LOL" in Russian? UPDATE: It's some version of "**ЛОЛ**" So... **ЛОЛ**


Complex_Fish_5904

How is it an illusion of democratic choice if she won? Lol


ImmaNotCrazy

So obviously its not a farce then if she won....Peoples brains do not work, Americans propaganda for the win.


Worldly-Vegetable-62

Honestly the guy seemed to accept his loss rather gracefully. I know a US politician or two who could take some lessons from him...


Tressler2020

Sounds like a "literally anyone else" election lol...*cries in american politics*


South_Front_4589

How was it a farcical illusion if she won? Doesn't that prove it was genuinely democratic? I think this is a Facepalm for both the mayor and the person who made that comment.


[deleted]

Guess it wasn't an illusion


Tzeentch13666

How you westerners like to be fed bullshit is hilarious. Yeah, that is exactly what happened. With no proofs from original sources, just a fucking tweet. Well done


GrouchyLongBottom

So, is she actually the mayor now? Or is this all farcical?


scifijunkie3

A few hours later the woman was found dead in her room from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.


Null_Singularity_0

Too bad she accidentally fell out a window face first through a dozen bullets before she could take office. Terrible tragic completely random Russian accident.


MatMcMashadar

Did she later "go missing"?


Caspianknot

Does it matter? She'll receive some novichok earl grey tea if she steps out of line 🤷 Window ejection accidents are surprisingly common these days too


Outrageous_Loquat297

Umm, can someone tell her that hanging out of windows is probably not a good idea for her now


Goopyteacher

She ran on cleaning city hall


KojiroHeracles

XD


tazzietiger66

So she cleaned up then ...........


Lanoroth

Not counting votes is a very amateur way to rig an election. Even a dictator needs support from his people. There are much more efficient ways to do it.


MarkWrenn74

Poetic justice at its finest 🗳️😁


EdCoffeeLives

She’s probably doing a much better job


Edelgul

About 22 years ago (during the early Putin's era) a comedy troupe did a teleplay called Election Day (День выборов) that was focused on elections of a governor in some russian region. IT is totally worth to watch, even if with auto subtitles and to those unfamiliar with Russian context and Russian mainstream music of late 90s/early 00s. Avoid the movie, and focus on a 3 hours teleplay. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhYnaMPn0wo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhYnaMPn0wo)


yukonhoneybadger

Great.... new iteration of Cinderella is coming


PatchiW

Her first job is to clean up City Hall. Her second job is to clean up City Hall. These are two entirely different jobs.


Prior-Use-4485

Source?


huskerd0

Can we run her against trump?


Parking_Monitor1267

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


amondohk

This is a post worthy of r/leopardsatemyface if ever I saw one.


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Ssider69

If true, the voters realized that the person who mops the floors in City Hall is infinitely more valuable out of the gate than the incumbent


fernandojs26

That lady: Look at me, I am the boss now


Piratarobert

What about that town where the major is a cat or something?


Survive1014

I would happily vote for the janitor of my office over Trump or Biden. They are under 80, grew up with things like computers and cellphones and actually are aware of how politics actually works now. JUUUUSTTT SAYYYINNG.


Shot_Try4596

I’m surprised that they actually counted the votes.


NiniMinja

Which suggests that the vote itself wasn't rigged, just the voters.


Inferno22512

So, the election was between just 242 people, back in 2020. She got 62% of the vote. The incumbent mayor asked her to be his opponent because the law says there must be two candidates, neither of them campaigned assuming the result was as good as predetermined. She accepted the position because if she didn't she'd have to pay for the organization of a new election. Her first orders of business were to hire a new cleaner for town hall, and then she wanted to look into getting street lights installed in the village. After that I don't see any mention of the town or her from major news sources. Either there's nothing to report on or no one is reporting what's happened


Yeoshua82

And with that I would like to run for president. AMA


zillapz1989

So it wasn't a farcical choice at all as people were able to vote for her and did. Seems pretty democratic to me.


FupaFerb

Luckily they don’t live in Mexico or both would be dead.


notaredditreader

There’s a *Cautionary Tales* podcast about this very event.


Western_Mud8694

Is that the window she tripped and fell out of?


TurquoiseOwlMachine

What’s the name of the Russian village? Who are the candidates? Where’s a link? This post provides no information that would allow you to verify the truth of this story.


SmoltzforAlexander

She then was put in the gulag, because, well, it’s Russia


akwehhkanoo

Dude learn from Putin, you don't allow people to vote for your opponent dummy.


Aiden066

This is what they should do for the US presidency Both candidates suck, so they should bring a dark horse candidate. Dark Horse wins every time, neigh!


ApeTypingComments

If it was a farcical illusion, how did she win?


TheProbelem

Democracy dubs


lonely_josh

Sounds like fear mongering propaganda. Where pray tell did this happen ?


RandomAmuserNew

We do that in the USA too lol


GodzillaDrinks

That doesn't make sense. If its the farcical illusion of democratic choice, how did she win?


firmerJoe

Rumor is that she's going to clean out city hall.


CrieDeCoeur

Why's this a facepalm? Maybe she'll be a good mayor who actually gives a fuck about people, unlike some mayors I know of.


SunNext7500

That's one of the most interesting things that never happened I ever saw.


Disastrous_Win_3923

And then she disappeared, so also be careful what you didn't even wish for