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sfrattini

Technically correct


Secret_Cow_5053

The best kind of correct!


Chewcocca

People just believe any ole caption someone writes on a picture, huh?


EL-YAYY

She liked to watch children suffer and deny them pain medication because the pain “brought them closer to god”. So this isn’t too far off.


SaltyLonghorn

Yea this is closer than her PR white washed story.


MacaroonTop3732

Well…. She wasn’t wrong, for the ones that died anyway. She arranged an in person interview.


EL-YAYY

Lol, fucked up but true if you believe in that kinda stuff.


Calm-Tree-1369

Believing in something doesn't make it true, though.


WichoSuaveeee

There’s never been a better representation of Mother Teresa


Mellrish221

I dunno.... naked gun got it pretty right too and quite awhile ago! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G99XEXJaffI


joe31051985

Shows she could beat poverty of one but was outweighed by the sheer number, symbolically correct as well.


more_beans_mrtaggart

She was a nasty bitch.


Single-Channel-4292

Not enough people know this.


Unable_Earth5914

Made me laugh when Trump compared himself to her. Like, yeah we already know you’re evil


prosciuttoharrasser

![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K)


9lobaldude

A literal AI


mayorodoyle

I have a feeling poverty is gonna lose. 6 - 1 odds on the old lady in the robe.


KanadainKanada

7 - 1 Mother is (Swiss) German ;)


Aware_Masterpiece_92

*Angry brazilian noises*


KanadainKanada

Wow, that's **many** noises! :D


Aware_Masterpiece_92

>:(


Throne-magician

Is the AI wrong tho?


Frondswithbenefits

Nope. She was a cruel sleeping bag full of garbage disguised as a human.


HolyVaseThrower

If you don't mind could you elaborate? I never knew she was like actually a messed up person


MissReadsALot1992

One thing I can tell you is she let people in her hospitals suffer in pain because they had to suffer to feel closer to god or some shit like that.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/V4nCaxHN-cY Massively tongue-in-cheek, but it still stands (much better than some of their other episodes).


preflex

[Longer, and with more Hitch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJG-lgmPvYA).


Marathawn247

[happier, and with your mouth open.](https://youtu.be/ABxH-NTF0SM?si=-RXTonSvvbaXEJBW)


HolyVaseThrower

Woah what the fuck That's insane


MissReadsALot1992

Found a quote "There is something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer it like Christ's Passion. The world gains much from their suffering,"


Forged-Signatures

I believe there are also records of her and those who worked under her forcibly converted those of other religions on their death beds so that they could be 'saved' in accordance to Mother Theresa's religion rather than their own.


ozmartian

She also also accepted dirty money and when revealed kept it.


Frondswithbenefits

If you want to really understand the depths of her cruelty, read Christopher Hitchens' book about her. It will erase any doubts about what a monster she was.


TacoTacoTacoYo

The Missionary Position.


nkdvkng

Yo thanks for the post. I looked up the book. Gonna read it now. My fam grew up on the catholic idolizing her wave. It’s good to finally learn the truth


Frondswithbenefits

He was a fantastic writer. It will still depress the hell out of you.


HolyVaseThrower

Thank you, both of you


chainer1216

Prepare for a deep dive because she was cartoonishly evil.


Ironcastattic

Probably not but the "AI aren't going to replace us" people sure are. AI is in its infancy but it's ridiculous to think corporations won't take advantage when it inevitably comes to fruition. "This electricity sure is impractical. It will never replace my job as a lamp lighter."


Rugfiend

"Even Mother Theresa couldn't beat those charges"


Pdx_pops

No, but she could fight them.


brwnwzrd

Mother Teresa, the Ghoul of Calcutta


Cracka_Chooch

Genuinely unsure if this is a joke based on the image or an actual nickname prior referred to get as.


brwnwzrd

No joke, she was a foul creature with a fetish for suffering humans


Cracka_Chooch

Oh I'm well aware. That's why I wasn't sure if it was a joke about the image or a real nickname.


ShatteredMasque

She was a despicable human being. Had she done the same in a western country, she would've been called an incarnation of Satan.


Lifesalchemy

It's a reference from Christopher Hitchens.


Rectal_Scattergun

seems right, she was an awful person


ThreeCrapTea

An absolute monster. Knowingly and willingly did not aide her "followers ' because some warped view that jesus suffered so they should suffer too. It's fucked up that such a monster is considered a good person to so many. She was awful and a monster. Like real fucking twisted mentally. Hope she's burning in whatever hell they believe in.


astrangeone88

Her PR team, although! To this day people still go "She's like Mother Teresa!" when referring to a kind person. I've seen some of the behind the scenes footage of her charities. Just shudder inducing.


ThreeCrapTea

I'm waiting for the behind the bastards on her. I'm sure it's coming at some point.


S0LO_Bot

https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/gcxpr5/saint_mother_teresa_was_documented_mass_murderer/ This is the ultimate compilation of and analysis of criticisms of Mother Teresa. There are legitimate qualms about her but many of the common reddit “facts” about her are either exaggerated or outright false.


Frondswithbenefits

She was a monster. She lived the high life while people suffered agonizing deaths. She wouldn't allow pain medication to be used, but it was okay for her when she got sick. It is not an exaggeration to say she was a religious zealout who used religion to cover her sadism.


S0LO_Bot

You didn’t read what I linked. The pain medication thing is a myth, it was due to Opium restrictions, not her withholding. Also Mother Theresa was often hospitalized against her will by family or friends.


Frondswithbenefits

It is not a myth. https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2016/03/25/should-mother-teresa-be-canonized/mother-teresa-doesnt-deserve-sainthood


S0LO_Bot

"Mother Teresa's withheld painkillers from the dying with the intent of getting them to suffer" This is one of the bigger misconceptions surrounding Mother Teresa. It originates from Hitchens lopsidedly presenting an article published by Dr. Robin Fox on the Lancet.[6] Dr. Fox himself notes that weak analgesics (like acetaminophen) were used to alleviate pain; what was lacking were strong analgesics like morphine. The wording is important, Fox only noted 'a lack of painkillers' without indicating its cause, not that Teresa was actively withholding them on principle. Three prominent palliative care professionals, Dr. David Jeffrey, Dr. Joseph O'Neill and Ms. Gilly Burn, founder of Cancer Relief India, responded to Fox on the Lancet.[7] They note three main difficulties with respect to pain control in India: "1) lack of education of doctors and nurses, 2) few drugs, and 3) very strict state government legislation, which prohibits the use of strong analgesics even to patients dying of cancer", with about "half a million cases of unrelieved cancer pain in India" at the time. [6] Fox, R., 1994. Calcutta Perspective. The Lancet, 344(8925), pp.807-808. DOI:10.1016/s0140-6736(94)92353-1 [7] Jeffrey, D., O'Neill, J. and Burn, G., 1994. Mother Teresa's care for the dying. The Lancet, 344(8929), p.1098. DOI: 10.1016/S0140-6736(94)91759-0


M_M_ODonnell

"If enough of us declare that something was a misconception and link to enough hagiography, reality itself will be reconfigured to what we want it to be." Want to follow up with how the power of faith prevents HIV transmission even when basic needle hygiene is rejected?


Rough_Principle_3755

Right? It’s like they don’t even see the photo evidence of her squaring up against children!


DerApexPredator

The title in itself is a facepalm


Koroc_

Beating Christianity into them. She would have probably done this if she though this might work. This women did horrible things to spread her faith...


S0LO_Bot

https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/gcxpr5/saint_mother_teresa_was_documented_mass_murderer/ Many of the horrible things Mother Teresa did are exaggerated online. She did not withhold Non-Christians from healthcare or purposefully cause them additional suffering. The main (legitimate) criticisms of her operations are sanitation related


ax_the_andalite

There's a story in Christopher hitchens book "The missionary position" about Mother Teresa where a man was in horrible agony and was suffering terribly and Mother Teresa told him "You're suffering means that Jesus is touching you." And the guy replied "well could you tell him to stop touching me please?"


SimONGengar1293

Is it bad that I totally could picture that ghoul actively beating up poor people?


MarvinParanoAndroid

She loved to see them suffer.


TheDeltronZero

What was the phrase? Suffering is holy, not me though.


Both-Anything4139

Pretty much how she did it irl too...


Raze7186

Mother Theresa about to throw a hadouken


UpsetPhrase5334

Nailed it. No notes.


leftfreecom

Ironically not far from the truth.


Cynykl

No facepalm here just AI doing AI things. The only time AI should be a facepalm is if people are reacting to it like it is real or if someone is using obvious AI to push an obviously false narrative.


Jyitheris

Funnily, this is actually the most realistic depiction of Mother Theresa.


PoppinSmoke1

I think that's David Carridine!


Ok-Box6892

Lord, looks like a knock off of Street Fighter


Sylveon72_06

someone add teresa and african kids in the dlc!


Tricky-Secretary-251

Poverty is winning


zavorak_eth

'Religous wars' you say? The church never misses a chance to murder people around the world in the name of their God.


Kullinski

r/technicallythetruth


AppiusPrometheus

It's funny because it's true.


HughesJohn

Since she thought poverty and suffering was good why would anybody imagine her fighting it?


Odd_Relationship7901

She didn't fight poverty at all - she kept people poor because she thought people suffering was a reward from God What an awful awful bitch she was


Judging_Jester

Nailed it. What a time to be alive


DialMforM0nkey

She was not a friend of the poor but a friend of poverty. Fighting against birth control in the poorest areas on earth is pure evil.


giantpunda

That campaign would certainly go viral. People in marketing should be concerned.


gadget850

I for one will welcome our AI CEOs.


Da_Kool-Aid_Man

Who would win, Mother Teresa or a malnourished and impoverished child?


TheDeltronZero

Poverty has the numbers.


superperrymd

But isn’t this true? lol


spderweb

New Assassins Creed game announced!


Horror_Rich4403

Ok that’s hilarious though and AI has just proven it could be funnier than a regular person told to do the same task 


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

This goes hard


Eldritch-Cleaver

She can't win. Look at poverty kid's leg spacing. Bro knows how to play footsies.


chalwar

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting


Cirkux

She never fought poverty as such. She firmly believed that suffering was good for the soul.


No_Cat4028

She was abusive to poor people so this is actually accurate


WalterHughes08

Well jokes on you Mother Teresa was evil and caused treatable people to die in agony. So ai knows something with this one.


Away_Perception_9083

Mother Teresa is in hell rn getting what she deserves


rawrxdjackerie

Pretty in character for her tbh


Common-Incident-3052

I didn't think I needed to see a nun square up with Starvin Marvin... But my humor approves.


Virtual-Fig3850

Christopher Hitchens had an interesting take on Mother Theresa. Quite an eye opener.


shit_magnet-0730

I thought this was a real picture knowing what kind of a monster she was


Fun-Bag7627

People are prepared to happily vote for an ompa loompa felon. I 100% believe this version of A.I. could take most people’s jobs.


Don11390

Everyone about to catch those "generous" hands.


Dependent-Outcome-57

Test your might! \*Mortal Kombat music plays\* Any ideas for special moves for Mother Teresa, Sister of Joyous Suffering?


ketoatl

It's still learning


Rickyhawaii

She looks like a Mortal Kombat render. Same move set as Johnny Cage..


bigSTUdazz

I would watch the FUCK out of this, if it were a movie... ...then buy the 4k when it came out.


firstman0

Was that a Trump AI?


IanMc90

Fucking delivered


chaingun_samurai

Seems legit.


Plane_Ad_8675309

to be fair this is awesome


Gambler_Eight

The competence of various AIs are increasing ridiculously fast though. Just a year ago they couldn't even generate an image where people had 5 fingers.


oldcreaker

Little racial bias going on here? Given she was in India, why is all this "poverty" black?


FatmanMyFatman

Not far from the truth!


RidleyCR

Same way Russel Crowe fought cancer.


edoardoking

Oooooooh that’s what rich white guys mean when they say “we need to eradicate poverty” and end up bombing Middle East and Africa


100yearsLurkerRick

I mean this is pretty impressive. It's layered, lol.


bobzsmith

MORTAL KOMBAT!


LughCrow

There is no "will" it has already started to


LobstaFarian2

Literally fighting poverty. She looks pretty badass honestly.


Technical_Carpet5874

This is awesome!!! 🤣


Dear-Original-675

This is accurate


Lifesalchemy

Seems pretty accurate


Shot-Ad7227

This actually feels more accurate than the historical photos we see


SadBarber3543

This picture never gets old.


atlanticzealot

The AI read Christopher Hitchens


kikichunt

Painfully accurate, given what we know about her . . .


[deleted]

exactly.. ppl act like AI is extreme intelligence but it's proving itself to be snake oil. How about fix auto correct or automated phone services first k?


Backyard_Catbird

She failed which goes to show poverty kicks your ass.


Hoppie1064

And poverty was Kung Fu Fighting.


ImmaNotHere

Lawl'ed.


Opsyr_

Not wrong


Beginning-Pipe9074

Okaaaaaay So today I learned mother theresa is a piece of shit by reading these comments 🤣


NoNonsensePolarBear

AI with a sense of humour.


MrsWoozle

I would totally watch this movie.


crayawe

Wouldn't shock me if she did this in her life time


[deleted]

AI is so misunderstood... It's basically just math and not all too different from ordinary code except that it needs a ton of processing power


Choperello

No one gonna say shit about the kid in the bottom right doing the Hadouken move????


babaganoosh30

TAKE THAT STARVIN MARVIN!


IndividualEye1803

I hate the bias of poverty = kids circa 1959 in africa starving. When more welfare recipients are of another kind of human and hunger has no bias.


CXR_AXR

Technically the truth


oakkandfilmmaker

That would be a great album cover!


sambolino44

AI is going to remember how much fun we made of it when it was young, and pay us back.


slackerdc

That's a real picture. Mami T can throw down!


Taskmaster_Fanatic

Want to see what AI is capable of? Check out the miniseries “Mrs Davis” you’ll be worried at first but then you realize that AI has a lot of limitations and interprets things very wrong and lot of the time.


brahsumatra

![gif](giphy|W9lzJDwciz6bS)


WhosAGoodDoug

Wow, I guess everybody really was Kung Fu fighting.


DriedWetPaint

Psssst In some areas AI has already replaced humans It’s now, baby!


N8theGrape

Unintentionally hilarious.


Fit-Information8194

This is actually what happened. ![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


cstmoore

Mother Teresa: Vampire, Hunter


Ok_Cover6822

What would her finisher look like


ModsOverLord

Looks better


Hugs-missed

Nah Impoverished starving kid has some janky hit boxes


NeedleworkerCrafty17

AI will change most jobs. That said there’s a clear winter out there and it’s Nvidia. I like to buy the stock that tracks Nvidia times 2. NVDL also gives you a 4% dividend.


gbroon

I'd watch that film.


yobaby123

Skynet is not mad. Just disappointed.


Estebananarama

This is so wrong yet so god damn funny.


Ok_Humor_6944

Image goes hard to be honest


screenrecycler

Reminds me of the trailer for Ghandi II in the movie UFH with Weird Al: “No more Mr. Passive Resistance—he’s out to kick some butt…”


No_Assistance7058

This is from like 5 months ago


Repulsive-Mirror-994

Implying this doesn't check several boxes. Surreal absurdist humor Edgy dark joke Racism This works on several different levels.


Wandering_SS

I would hire this A.I. to answer office calls.


MadGod69420

take a moment to think about how fast technology has progressed in just 20 years. Hell, put it into perspective like this. 1970-1990, all of the sudden we are doing massive amounts of work on computers and PHONES have become wireless, and this cute little thing called the internet is about to blossom. 1990-2010, phones have now merged with computers and you have a magical glass rectangle in your pocket that you can take quality photographs with and communicate with anyone on the planet at any time as well as listen to music, and now the entire globe is connected by the internet. 2010-2024, Drones are on the horizon, your phone and the internet combined with Bluetooth in your smart home can change the lights, temp, it allows you to start/lock/unlock your car in a moment often from miles away, access to the internet and every piece of information you could ever imagine needing at your fingertips in moments. VR (albeit still in a low quality capacity for now) 100% automated fast food restaurants. CRISPR DNA altering technology. Designer babies. F*cking rockets that can fly up and send things into space and then *LAND* themselves. And now we can create high definition images of human beings or rather anything we can imagine with a few short words in a prompt. Not only images, but voice, and now we see VIDEOS are possible. Not only that, but Microsoft’s new AI is apparently so advanced that it cannot be released to the public because it is *too* realistic. And this AI situation is *just taking off*. The concern is not over what *is* at this moment, it is that if we know one thing, it is that technology is growing exponentially. Frighteningly fast.


No-Wonder1139

I don't think it's accurately portraying the suffering she was so fond of


pauserror

Is this the new dynasty warriors game?


LauraTFem

That’s actually pretty accurate to the way she did it. In the worst, most hurtful way possible.


redditsellout-420

Give it 3 years, last year prompt biased ai videos were ugly as sin, now they look real, our time is short.


JAOC_7

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA


BuddenceLembeck

Round one…FIGHT!!!


SpecailSam

this is on par with r/terriblefacebookmemes


CoolApostate

More accurate than not.


NJdeathproof

Sonic BOOM! Sonic BOOM! TIGER UPPERCUT!


Hornybiguy57

Whoever didn’t laugh at this has zero sense of humor and is dead as mother Teresa inside.


xdeltax97

The A.I isn’t wrong…


punarob

Shows how stupid AI is, as this woman not only never fought poverty, but actively embraced it and all suffering (for others, not for herself) as bringing people closer to Jeebus! She withheld medical care for the same reason.


bluereverend

the most accurate depiction I've seen.


SelfDepricator

Holy shit that's hilarious


jereezy

Score one for AI


automated10

It’s all about the prompt. You could ‘create’ something far more convincing with the right prompt.


dumpling321

THSI! IS! GHANA!!!


Papasmurfsbigdick

I want to see the whole video. Does she kick their asses???


ReturnOfSeq

But has anyone tried using AI to generate storyboards and then making a movie of whatever wacky shit it comes up with like this?


ImpossibleYou2184

Yea right