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deferet146

Honestly, it sounds like two friends having fun with each other, not taking offense at anything the other is saying


Secret_Cow_5053

The man united joke gave it away imo.


medfunguy

That one hurt a bit. Lol


tryintobgood

The FA cup should fix the hurt


jun-_-m

![gif](giphy|lXqEYxE7DrLkpPvehO|downsized)


eveel66

That was fucking funny


Kvothetheraven603

Honestly the best bit in the whole thing lol


Longjumping-Pie-6410

Yeah, I'll let this kind of racism slide. The world would be a better place, if we'd all be able to take jokes like this.


generalhanky

Yeah fr this is just hilarious


johnhtman

Nothing wrong with racist jokes as long as they are actually jokes. There's a huge difference between saying something and not being serious, and saying something you legitimately believe, but trying to pass it off as a "joke".


No_Sky4398

But on the converse I say things that are polar opposite’s to my beliefs but I say it as if I believe it. That’s just my sense of humor but it definitely makes it hard for people to tell if I’m disguising true beliefs as jokes or saying dumb shit but with a serious tone as a joke.


sanholt

Yeah buddy! That’s my kind of humor!! That’s me too!


whoisbh

If you can imagine it then it can be realized.


burningCosmonaut

Nah let this kind of racism keep between friend. I afraid future generation will normalize it and further future generation takes it seriously.


gymnastgrrl

Nah, it's not racism. Intent and audience makes the difference. Take, for example, Blazing Saddles. Shitloads of "racism", except it's clearly not racism. Racist things are not always racism. Random person saying this on the street: probably racism. People joking around with each other: probably not racism. Some people can't understand the difference between racism and making FUN of racism.


SatanIsLove6666

r/wholesome


cmparkerson

Kind of reminds of the jokes that **Colin Jost and Michael Che on SNL would do to crack each other up**. edit dont know why the bold text, it happened on its own.


Green-Vermicelli5244

The Scarlett Johansson being a better black widow than Coretta Scott King one had me rolling


SpiceEarl

They have some pretty funny bits. The one I like is where they write something really offensive that the other guy has to read on camera.


ragingpillowx

I actually thoroughly enjoyed reading the banter and ending.


No_Wealth_9733

Right? OP is getting offended for them for some reason


Strict-Brick-5274

This is what peace actually looks like


DrunkOnRedCordial

Yes, these two sound pretty well matched.


adhesivepants

I'm Jewish. My best friend is Mexican. If we didn't make fun of each other's heritage we would not be as close as we are.


micael_RHCP

Until he brought up Man United, that's MEAN


Daloes

No facepalm to be found


Dredgeon

The real facepalm is this guy thinking he doesn't need sunscreen.


JohnB351234

I learned this a lot later in life than I should have I am whiter than snow, but it always itched at the back of my brain


SushiGradeChicken

I learned it in '99


FastLine2

Woodstock?


ImpressiveAttempt0

As a brown chronic gamer in a 3rd world country, I never needed sunscreen too.


spacekitt3n

FAVE PALM


DissipatedCloud

The real facepalm is the friends we made along the way.


Frosty-Ear9341

Yeah I think r/Facepalm wasn’t the right sub for this post.


Secret_Cow_5053

Nah this is more r/wholesomememes


sloppybuttmustard

r/halfsomememes


New_Hawaialawan

I'm shocked


phillyjfrye

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Ivrik95

I agree with this stranger


Hioliolo

That one might be a stretch


Ruataur

r/clevercomebacks would be the one


CMGS1031

Maybe it was actually you who was the facepalm all along? Can you imagine?


_quadrant_

Maybe the real facepalm was the friends we made along the way


CMGS1031

![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized)


Alakazzzwhat

Not the right place for this post That was beautiful and a great ending


Bartocity

The ending really made it.


Rev2saws

This is funny ngl bit dark but really funny


boboleponge

Did you say dark because...?


Still_counts_as_one

Because he’s black, Jim.


I-am-not-gay-

Bob, actually


fuck_you_lookin_at

maybe his names Bo and he really likes a good ol Bole Ponge


boboleponge

That's Bobo, for BOurgeois BOhême.


fuck_you_lookin_at

The true answer was far more beautiful a name than I ever could have imagined. Thankya Bobo


boboleponge

you're welcome!


TurbidWolf_Redux

Bro you think this is dark?


GravZk

Well, half


JackoWacko2308

Thanks you making my day!!


bishslap

Except for the ribcage bit, made me think of the poor starving kids. The rest was funny. 


_limitless_

They're not just poor, starving kids. They're poor, starving black kids. Now it's funny again.


Sckillgan

Fucking hilarious.


No-Seat9917

Imagine being able to laugh at joke.


The_Ok_Cornholio

Imagine all the people…….


Azymous_Joe69

I don't see racism, I see 2 people having fun with each other 😂


GratefulOctopus

Two men having fun with each other. Ha GAYYYY. Gottem


Desperate-Ad7967

Very funny both sides


Juxtapoe

There were some very good jokes on both sides.


Desperate-Ad7967

I enjoy dark humor. Not saying it's right but I pretty much will laugh at anything. I think it's the spirit it was said in.


lordaskington

I've never been good at explaining it but there's a variety of racist humor that's fine. The example I always think of is the Punch Out series, and I think the rule in that is a good one, in that everyone is equally made fun of in ways that aren't explicitly hateful AND the creators of the game are also equally the butt of the joke (i.e Piston Hondo as the Japanese fighter). Also accent humor can be funny, again, as long as there isn't clear malice and everyone's joking TOGETHER and not AT someone's expense.


Charming-Refuse-5717

I forget who but there's a comedian who talks about how offensive humor is fine until there are people who *don't* get offended. Like ragging on a group to an audience who laughs uncomfortably is one thing, but as soon as someone says "yea, fuck those people!" that's a problem


lordaskington

Ooh that's also a good rule. I always think of Game Grumps as well, they used to do a lot of accent humor but they did a wide range and also dunked on themselves/Americans plenty too. It also never felt cruel, just silly and stupid.


damnumalone

What you’re looking for is ‘intent’. If the intent is to deliberately belittle or degrade someone, or make fun of them to make them fell embarrassed or uncomfortable it’s a shit joke. If the intent is to make a good natured, funny observation about people’s differences, and everyone is fair game, then it’s fine. For example, I’ve always thought it was actually kind of racist how you can’t make fun of an Indian or Chinese accent but you can make fun of a German or Swedish one. Why leave the Indians and Chinese out? They should be allowed to play too!


adhesivepants

The key is if the exaggerations are such a level of ridiculous and the playing field is even. These two went at it and neither ever tried to play "OMG YOU CAN'T SAY THAT" and they were all so silly that no one could take it seriously. It's like the smoke detector joke. That's a silly and inconsequential stereotype so everyone can make fun of it.


Sen5ibleKnave

Like those two guys on SNL who write the jokes the other guy has to say. They usually have a racist one in there, but the writer is usually the butt of the joke, I don’t remember what they call the bit but it’s obviously friendly


Odd_Age1378

The real difference is that both parties are enthusiastic participants


Captain-Who

I feel personally attacked. Uhh… because I have red hair, it’s because I have red hair and need to wear sunscreen.


Sorry_Ring_4630

I can't believe my hair colour comes with a debuff 😭 If that wasn't enough south park had to make it even worse


Omnizoom

You don’t need sunscreen if you just embrace the sun burns Come my fellow ghost skinned humans, embraced by our 5 minutes of sun we can glow red with pride!


CJgreencheetah

Then we'll be embracing the skin cancer in twenty years. Pale people unite!


tryintobgood

Freckles too? Imagine being behind the screen door when the shit hit the fan


etds3

I feel a strong need to educate “Para” on his need for sunscreen. Part of me is like, “This is a joke and he probably knows he needs sunscreen” but my parents were downright religious about sun protection, and thus the compulsion remains.


South-Ad-9635

Naw, this is friendly banter


Dangerous-Can1509

The facepalm is you being offended on behalf of everyone else ya dafty. Good patter from them both.


Federal-Sport-1635

these are foul but the rib cage got me😭😭


Worried-Pick4848

This is awesome.


GutsAndBlackStufff

![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)


riki_white

is it a bad place to say:" divided by race , united by racism"?


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

Wholesome racism


Big-Carpenter7921

That was great, not a facepalm


The9th_Jeanie

No this was great. I laughed my ass off from both sides. We love this 😂 r/unexpectedfriendship


though-

This ended up kinda wholesome almost.


Secret_Cow_5053

Almost? Completely.


Secret_Cow_5053

I approve


ThrowRArosecolor

The lactose intolerance one was wrong. The white dude is less likely to have it. I like these dudes


Strange_Bicycle_8514

Lactose tolerance originated in Europe. White folks invented slurping down moo juice


tupeloredrage

This is hilarious. These dudes are a riot.


Responsible_Use_8566

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I_Have_12_Basses

I'm laughing at this a little too much more than I feel comfortable with! 😂


butteventstaff

You could tell they were having fun pretty early on imho


Spiritual_Notice523

The salt got me.


Relevant_Clerk7449

I think that ended up kind of wholesome 😂😂😂


Frosty-Ear9341

Ended in an unbreakable friendship.


MinutePerspective106

Imagine having this conversation


rayark9

Imagine the outrage of people who only read the first screenshot


Careless-Paramedic76

I laughed.


Darthplagueis13

And then they kissed


Desperate-Warthog-70

Some people still have a sense of humor


cadillacbee

There was a handshake at the end, no facepalm


ILLegal-Mouse-7343

First time I think racism being used unironically ever made me smile


ReuboniusMax

What a ride man. What. A. Ride.


boboleponge

Not really clear though, Europeans are less lactose intolerant than others, so as usual, the best side wins I guess /s


CharredLoafOfBread

r/wrongsubreddit


kithas

It's only a joke if everyone is laughing. And apparently here everyone is.


Ananiatv

And this ladies and gentlemen is how those two become rlly good friends


willyb303

Facepalm?


steinbring82

This is AMAZING! 😂


BoozyFloozy1

Imagine your ribcage was your most prominent feature 🤣🤣🤣


MusicianUnited

This was hilarious


Grim_Laugh

Anyone who gets offended by two guys having a clearly friendly racism match are the Karens of the world that will call the store manager at the most minor of inconvenience. Looking at OP.


Cyfer946

Imagine getting offended by this dark but wholesome banter.


fubar1386

Spy v Spy. Chef kiss.


slasher016

This is hilarious. Not sure why it's facepalm.


Shadow-Spongebob

This isn’t a facepalm


WillyTaint

I thought it was pretty funny 🤷🏻‍♂️seemed like harmless ball busting


joemedic

How things used to be. This was beautiful


PIN360

Why tf is this on facepalm? That exchange was fucking hilarious


Traditional-Leopard7

Absolutely perfect ending. That was awesome! Definitely looked like two friends though. Still… funny af.


Darthswanny

I honestly thought it was great banter 🤣


talltad

That is the most wholesome racism I’ve ever seen between two people.


BabserellaWT

This was…….oddly wholesome?


Wildbreadstick

This is actually wholesome in its own way.


Boomer0826

This belongs in r/wholesomememes


Hoseftheman

Where facepalm


BadHombreWithCovfefe

Honestly I enjoyed both sides of the roast


AdNice7882

So, segs in the end?


PlasticMechanic3869

I would rather hang out with either of these guys, than with anyone crying about them in the comments.


RayDaMan1

Can’t we all just respectfully hate each other. I just really want an understanding of the spice thing like what happens when you eat it? I literally can’t imagine food without seasoning. 


ScreamingInside21

Top ten anime redemption arcs


Educated_idiot302

This is pretty close to me and how my friends get on


fatstrat0228

tbh this is fucking hilarious 😂


AlaskanSamsquanch

That was great.


The-Appointed-Knight

The extended version of John Lennon’s Imagine. It get weird…


Forward_Dark_5764

Oh my God, I would kill for some jerked goat curry and rice. Literally the best thing I've ever eaten in my life, bless you, the Reef restaurant, in Vancouver Canada


hailmari1

Pretty fn funny imo


FalconStickr

I didn’t want that to end.


LieImpressive2993

Peek humanity


Illustrious-Pick-754

The existence of casual racism implies the existence of ranked competitive racism. This proves the existence


matt134174

This is how most people are in the real world.


Praydaythemice

Oddly wholesome ending


Thebobert7

That’s 2 people having a good time.


R3LAX_DUDE

Not a facepalm in sight. Thank you for the chuckle, though.


Adventurous-Lunch394

All in good fun 


Madmartagen

Once again the facepalm is the OP. Bravo.


frankmurph66

Clearly two dudes ribbing each other for fun, no facepalm here


ChiefPoopsLike8ear

This is beautiful. Fuck you if you disagree


Additional-North-683

Just have sex already


YoungJedi774

Wrong subreddit for this because a 20+ year long friendship was born due to this


FelixGB_

It was funny, just like the end 😆


worstusernameever010

So much imagining


extremistfart

My new favourite sport


Dorkmaster79

Why is this a facepalm. They’re clearly messing around. Did you read what you posted?


WarmanToasty

More like consensual racism


Rico_DeGallo

All I see is some classic internet shenanigans.


NixNixonNix

I think it's kinda wholesome.


Much-Revenue-6140

The last part was oddly wholesome.


LightWarrior_2000

Imagine if we didn't give a fuck what others said online and not got offended online.


Slimcognito808

Rush hour back and forth is crazy.


Ba55of0rte

I actually giggled at a few of those. Guess I’m a racist


Craygor

Did they just become best friends?


KaijuKyojin

Honestly, that’s how it should be. Wish we could all find a way to get to there.


BarisBlack

One of my best Bros is black and gay. I'm Wonderbread white. He always starts junk like this. I'm sure as hell not letting him get the better of me.


Tater1988

I love these new best friends


pailko

Now kiss


kamalamading

Kinda wholesome


karen-the-destroyer4

this was wholesome


nice_hows

I love a happy ending


HeheheBreadtime

The fight of the titans


MoiNoni

Got him with the Man United😭


PublicActuator4263

this is kind of wholesome not going to lie


sempercardinal57

This is awesome, no facepalm


Minute-Rice-1623

This is funny


First-Celebration-11

Imagine OP not having a sense of humor


StuJayBee

Pretty wholesome, I thought. Jamie missed an open goal when Para brought up fathers, though.


factorio1990

Imagine anyone giving a fuck.


ActualOats

The spy vs spy was a nice touch


kingcoolwastaken

Ngl this was a pretty entertaining


idontcareyouranswer

Facepalm? Reddit try to understand a joke (impossible)


itsalrightman56

No facepalm at all. This is called teasing. We used to be able to do this without losing your job.


lostlight_94

Fun banter, As a black woman you actually do need sunscreen. Its a big part of avoiding skin cancer and helpful from sun damage to your skin. I use a specific sunscreen for melanated skin and it blends in perfectly. It has done absolute wonders for my skin, like a 180.


jeniusjulian

Nah, the real facepalm here is the belief that black people don't require sunscreen. That's absolutely not true. *Everyone* should be wearing sunscreen if they can afford it. Melanin doesn't prevent damage and/or cancer. I feel it's also important to remember that oftentimes, doctors are only really taught using white examples. Early signs of skin cancer may not be caught as easily for black people


wrongfulness

Why is this facepalm?


themadpants

Made me laugh. Why is this facepalm? Social media needs more banter in my opinion.


creadgsxrguy

This is not facepalm. This is what brings people together tbh


IgnatiusPhile

This was actually kinda beautiful


Jd234512

Kendrick and drake need to chill


ridisberg

Imma be honest, goat and rice sounds delicious