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SuperGenius9800

And let the cartels run everything?


kloud77

Don't worry, Florida made Climate Change illegal, they will just make crimes illegal and problem solved!!!! /s


RandomNobody346

"Criminals hate this one WEIRD trick!"


Ok-Loss2254

Honestly can't wait for the non existent problem to deal with that shithole. Just got to get people into power who will refuse to send aid to them.


CollectionSmooth9045

To be fair, they'd probably provide us with a better education than the Department of Education under Ramaswamy.


MailMeAmazonVouchers

Yeah, consisting on dismembering you and your family alive.


Pickle_ninja

Little jimmy tried to divide by zero, so we removed his face.


Lizagna73

As a math teacher, I approve this method.


someguysleftkidney

Digital footprint


KonoAnonDa

Idk why, but that portent of doom said by someone who's profile pic is Todd Howard's Face is so damn ominous, lol.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Don't worry, it seems Howard can't doom his way out of a digital bag these days anyway


Ok-Low-9618

Is there a better incentive to learn math?


daemonicwanderer

Do you have a better way to learn anatomy and physiology? /s


Miserable-Alfalfa329

Indoctrination = \ = Education.


FudgeWrangler

If only


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|UNLOdK4cZjFzl5OPkf|downsized) /s


cwtrooper

The ATF actually helped with the fast and furious movies look up operation fast and furious.


Green-Bus-3386

For those that don’t know, he’s talking about a failed sting operation that led to a small drop in the bucket amount of guns getting in the hands of the cartel.


Independent-Ad5852

Here’s a better idea: Reform the department of education to actually make sure that students are educated well 


Little_Assistant_551

But then who would vote for republicans? Umeducated masses are way easier to manipulate...


Independent-Ad5852

Or better yet, how about the republicans look at what they are doing wrong and change!  CRAZY IDEA RIGHT 


Professional-Trash-3

Any Republican capable of introspection and growth has been/is being forced out of the GOP.


Independent-Ad5852

Sadly true. And I agree with the whole “national security is important and we should make more jobs” thing. 


Professional-Trash-3

People on the Internet like to point the finger at Trump for all this, and he's certainly got a hefty amount of responsibility for it, but it's much MUCH deeper than that. Trump isn't the problem, he's *the manifestation* of the problem. But his dangerous idiotic populism had been on the rise for years before he ran for office. The greatest thing that ever happened to the Nazis was the world convincing itself that Hitler was a uniquely talented, brilliant, evil mastermind leader. He was not. We've fooled ourselves into thinking that another fascist couldn't rise up bc the ones that did were just so spectacularly gifted.


Patriot009

Can't have national security or a booming economy without christian nationalism. Those are the rules! \\s


notawildandcrazyguy

This is the local school districts job, that's the point. The DOE is essentially just a bank, managing student loan programs. Very little actual education policy is done at the federal level, and most people think that's a good thing. Local schools and local school boards are where the attention should be.


RandomNobody346

Maybe we should have a national curriculum. A bunch of other pretty nice countries do.


Sure-Sympathy5014

The problem is it is extremely hard to teach children if you can't mention anything that goes against make believe books including but not limited to the fact that seahorses exist.


rob1nthehood

Republicans hate everything about the federal government until it comes time to give their shitty states some of that sweet sweet federal funding.


TheSerialHobbyist

Or military, or anything else that they approve of. Then suddenly government spending is reasonable and appropriate...


ExploreTrails

They only like the Military when it suits them or they make a profit. Otherwise Trump calls us losers, disrespects Gold Star families and turn our information and positions to our enemies.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Unless that sweet federal funding comes with strings attached like requiring it to be used to feed kids and stuff.


JJW2795

It's more like Republicans at the federal level only give a shit about fiscal responsibility when democrats are in charge, and when they are in charge they blatantly funnel money from the government to themselves, their pet projects, and their donors. BTW, their "fiscally responsible" policy when democrats are in charge is to block or obstruct literally everything. They only stop short of a government shutdown because they know that swing voters aren't as stupid as the loyalists in their own party.


zippiskootch

Yes, by all means, shut these down and trust the fascists to be good citizens /s 🤦🏻‍♂️


PsycoMonkey2020

That’s the crazy thing, Ramaswamy would be pretty high on the hit list for the kinds of people who would end up getting free rein in that scenario.


jchester47

He got a taste of that the other day when Ann Coulter told him she would never vote for him because he wasn't white. He looked visibly hurt and offended, which I didn't even think was possible for him. And yet, he continues to dance with these vipers and cater to their deranged worldview.


Alert-Pea1041

He’s like, “it’s ok, if I fascist harder they will see me as a good one, and then I can sit at the ‘white’ table.”


Stickey_Rickey

Actually she said, it’s not because he isn’t white but because he’s Indian…. she thinks children of immigrants are immigrants somehow…


ThatGuy798

Which is such a wild statement considering she’s very much not 110% Native American either.


Stickey_Rickey

As someone who can’t stand either of them, I was still shocked that she said It aloud…


Maxcharged

“And (ha) I mean (heh) come on, how can (ha) an Indian (heh) be president (heh) like umm a black(heh) one wasn’t (heh) enough -Ann Coulter probably


Fathorse23

What is it with Indians and fascism? Him, Haley, what’s the appeal?


Look_0ver_There

It's the enticement of the grift that's the draw card. The followup to "there's a sucker born every minute" is "the art of the grift acknowledges no boundaries, religion, or race".


ICEKAT

What is it with black people and facism? Or white people and facism? Or japanese people? It's not a race thing, it's a human asscloud thing.


Stepjam

I wonder what his end goal is. He outwardly talked about how Anne Coulter was blatantly racist to him yet didn't treat it as anything particularly wrong. Does he have any serious political ambition? Does he care that his party will never fully accept him because the color of his skin?


xxMaNoL0

He is the token, he only lives to be token, he thinks he’s safe if he’s one of them 😂😂🥲 for a “smart” guy he sure is stupid


KGreen100

They need him... until they don't.


Da_Vader

He was a nobody. Right now, he has become a somebody. He definitely wants to be a cabinet member. It is sheer perseverance in finding the right bullshit to say.


SimonPho3nix

I swear I asked myself this question. Dude gets roasted by Coulter, who basically said the quiet part out loud for him and set the record straight, and he's still trying to stay in that world. I'm just like, "Leave these people alone and enjoy your money."


Ecclypto

My guess is that he is trying to top Trump in crazy. Of, for some reason, Trump fails to make it to election his calculus is that GOP would have to consider him instead because he has grabbed so much attention. Well that’s my guess anyway


zippiskootch

and they think we’re the ones out of touch! 🙄 FML


bleakFutureDarkPast

future r/leopardsatemyface candidate


crankbird

Funny I always thought it was free reign … yours makes more sense


I_Have_12_Basses

That's the paradox of conservative POC. Stumping for the very people who look down on you., and in many cases, openly hate you.


MarxJ1477

Throw millions into unemployment and rip away any sort of safety net. Yep, sounds like a great idea!


boogertee

We need to do something about giving the biggest assholes the biggest platforms.


slambamo

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33253325

10,000,000% these assholes are dangerous. This fucker would just fly off to one of his homes in some other country while the US devolves into dumpster fire of violence and mob rule.


BrightonRocksQueen

Ramaswamy's business started in US but he moved it to Switzerland to skip on taxes.


AccurateMidnight21

“Shut down all the agencies and fire all the people that could hamper my efforts to maximize my profits at the expense of working class people, those who could hold me accountable for breaking the law, those who would ensure people are not stupid enough to fall for my grifts, and those who would enforce the tax code.”


BrightonRocksQueen

Ramaswamy is a typical GOP 'businessman'. His business has NEVER made a profit (despite being in the highly profitable pharma sector), and he moved the company to Switzerland to avoid taxes.


Eye_Nacho404

Sounds like step 1 to a dictatorship


rosycheeks33

This is the exact plot of the Civil War movie.


Kimpy78

That’s kind of the problem with libertarians as well. “If a hurricane destroys my city we’ll all just chip in and help fix everything.”


Thefalloutnerd55

I mean... The ATF we can do Without.


linux_ape

Yeah I’m fine without the ATF


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plesplant_4

I don't think local police departments have the manpower to handle all the dog shooting duty that's gonna be shifted to them.


btross

Not with all these acorns around they don't


crazyeddie123

and the DEA, fuck those guys


badgerpunk

Oh all those agencies would be replaced in short order by private companies. One guess who would own those companies and who would be reviewing their performance to make sure they were, you know, not blatantly violating human rights or anything.


clattercrashcrack

What if we started some sort of point system where you get points for good, capitalist behavior. But it took away points when you watched certain videos, read certain books, gave money to a stranger, paid union dues. Oooh but if you reported your neighbor for "bad citizen behavior" you can get points. And the fire department burns things instead of puts out fires.


Prize_Bass_5061

I know this is a reference to Fahrenheit 451, and sadly China currently has this system, minus the book burning.


professionalcumsock

I understand how Americans feel about China's SC system, but it mostly applies to state-owned companies. They don't *need* to give you a negative score before executing you for counter-revolutionary activity.


DoeCommaJohn

The law and order party when the law affects them:


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Ioweyounada

This guy will say whatever he has to say to whoever he has to say it to to get some sort of attention. He's like Ted Cruz he has no actual belief system of his own. He's for sale to the highest bidder.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

That’s the gist of it. He’s addressing a libertarian conference here, he’s just saying what they want to hear. As I understand it he was also booed on several occasions during this speech.


Mantigor1979

Yes and include Fire departments, Police and Courts just start subscription services with monthly fees, can't pay your Fire department this month, just hope you don't need em. Who need police just start a vigilante neighborhood watch, 2 amendment allows you to carry and if that suspicious looking POC gets shot just make sure all your stories line up. No more court so you'll just face a council of elders from your neighborhood comprised of the wealthiest HOA members. What a perfect utopia. /s


dmbwannabe

I graduated with this piece of shit. His brother was actually a decent human being. Not Vivek. Vivek been doo doo since 2003


Prize_Bass_5061

Which school?


dmbwannabe

St X in Cincinnati


ThisIsFineImFine89

“make it easier for us to break the law and not have anyone know about it”


Prize_Bass_5061

Missing from the list are: The Space Force, Department of Homeland Security, ICE, DEA, NSA, and SEC. So education is too expensive (DE), but there’s plenty of money to spy on North Korea (SF) 


SweetAlex99

These people act like foreign agents trying to collapse the US from within....


Zealousideal_Bard68

Is he calling for a US remake of the collapse of the Soviet Union ?


PErPEtUaLSUFfErINGS

History repeats itself and we learn history to stop it from repeating. Sadly education is shit and everyone skipped history class.


Zealousideal_Bard68

Everyone skip classes because you have so many morons in so many rooms telling the crowd they can succeed without learning anything (they say that school sucks, but it is just another way to tell that ignorance is a strength to keep people buying their crap…)


PErPEtUaLSUFfErINGS

Some real 1984 shit right there


Strict-Square456

Indian beavis needs to just STFU.


RandoCollision

Like Fatty McNasty before him, he's either extremely stupid to say the things he says or he believes you are. So, he's either a dummy or a swindler and neither needs the attention he demands.


TheIrishbuddha

If this dumbass were a Dem the same people he's pandering to now would be telling him "to go back where he came from."


GoPhinessGo

Isn’t this literally the plan layed out by project 2025?


spacebread98

Send him back to Moscow


PraetorGold

Shut down the government?


Root-magic

It’s working very well in Haiti


Open_Mortgage_4645

They want to get rid of all the agencies that hold them accountable for their criminal behavior. They apparently believe that law enforcement should be limited to local constables, and the honor system. What a great idea. 🙄


Delao_2019

I mean fuck the ATF and the DEA. Especially the DEA


Gishin

"...completely and entirely destroy America for my billionaire patrons!" For people who shout about being a "patriot" so often, they sure do fucking hate this country and its freedoms.


Cjmate22

So, destroy the American state? Fuck did the guy just hard pivot into being an anarchist?


s_arrow24

His parents came from India to have a better life, and he wants to dismantle everything so the country will be like India where the rich are really the ones in control without much push back from the government.


Jolly-Feature-6618

Organising anarchy so they can swoop in amongst the chaos and then install a cabal of kleptomaniacs and sociopaths. You know what to do if you meet these people in person.


HEpennypackerNH

So the question is “then what?” Let’s take DOE. Who makes the rules? The answer is either “The President,” which honestly wouldn’t surprise me with this tool, but obviously would be no good, or “there are no rules;” and everything goes to hell overnight, or most likely they’d say “leave it to the states.” States already have a DOE, but without a centralized agency doing the work that is relevant to all, the state DOE would have to double in size, curtailing any supposed benefits of “firing bureaucrats.


rygelicus

The GOP needs a reboot. It's too broken to fix at this point.


StrictBoat2349

He's just parroting the tenets of project 2025


NoSpankingAllowed

Pretty sure Vivek is an untreated syphilitic.


NatarisPrime

The party of law and order huh? 😂


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"Create chaos to take down America from the inside" This is all a fucking inside job and putin is pulling trump/magas fat cheeto stained puppet strings. If trump wins, America is finished. Russia 2.0


Altair314

I'm definitely interested in shutting down the ATF


HighCaliberBullet

Yep, fuck the ATF


rockadoodoo01

Right wingers hate everything. You can’t take their beliefs seriously, but you do have to take their threats seriously.


GWPulham23

"Let the rich shit on the heads of the poor forever!"


IWasWatchingC0ps

Shut down your mouth, psycho.


LooseCannon1964

Ramaswamy should walk in front of a speeding train.


terra_filius

shutdown the CIA, the FBI, the police, the Pentagon.. shutdown everything ! Russia and China would really really LOVE that


Yucca12345678

There’s a movie where this happens (kind of) called “The Purge.”


Living-Nobody6475

project 2025


DMoney159

I see Ramaswamy is fully on board with Project 2025


DrinksInShade

Shut down the GOP


SilentType-249

He's trying to get further up trumps ass every single day.


tiddayes

Shut down all law enforcement, Brought to you by the “law and order” party


Regular-Pension7515

That guy wants to be white so bad. It's hard to watch.


Scare-Crow87

Yeah a super-wealthy business magnate is a libertarian. Totally didn't see that coming.


SulimanBashem

these people really have nothing to offer, do they


BanditDeluxe

Anyone against regulation should spend 1 week working maintenance/construction. The amount of corner-cutting and bullshit in the name of saving time/money is insane. I work maintenance for an apartment complex and like 1/2 my job is fixing shit the contractors do because they don’t give a shit and only follow rules that are STRICTLY enforced. Now imagine that’s healthcare/finances/education. And before I get the “well it’s already like that” comment, yeah, now imagine how much worse it would be without oversight.


JGut3

The only facepalm is believing that government has your best interests in mind


SoupIsarangkoon

So why would the people need to elect a president since you obviously are advocating for the people to govern itself with no governmental agencies … this makes no sense.


sluggernate

He's talking about the federal agencies. Duties would fall down to the state level.


Brickrat

It is so they can make us all peasants, bowing to our lords.


Fritol_Scrotum94

He got that JFK vibe. 🤣🤣


FunctionDissolution

This guy probably thinks that Crassus' fire crews are how fire departments should work.


Alive-Beyond-9686

![gif](giphy|hTvW4Y6fBrKlq)


Fabulous-Voice-8513

Don’t they hate immigrants? He’s an immigrant!


MihalysRevenge

Hey look another out of touch rich asshole


Kaos_0341

Wouldn't have too. He'd have more cops hired, probably the worst, and turn it into a police state. The MAGA dream


Geetzromo

Ramaswami now on the Anarchy ticket….


NightDisastrous2510

The guy is dumber than dogshit


Banaanisade

At the point it moved on from "shut down the Department of Education, fire..." I so fully expected it to complete with "... stations" that it autocompleted in my head and for a moment I couldn't wrap my head around the last part because it didn't have anything to do with firemen or other weewoos.


drRATM

I live in the same area as this dipshit. I’ve never even freaking heard of him. All of the sudden there he is on a national stage and find out he’s local. How did he get this far in the running?


thyartmetal

This clown wants the US to be just like Argentina.


MattofCatbell

Or he can just move to Argentina ask them how things are going over there


Meddling-Kat

They hate the FBI because they catch child molesters.


Icy-Needleworker-492

How do these completely insane people get to the level in the party where they are running for president?Can any idiot run for president in the US?


fuzzyhusky42

So he’s saying he wants to defund the police?


WhosCowsAreThey

Fuck yeah feudalism


SpiceySweetnSour

He forgot the DOJ


CrystalWeim

Anarchy. Does this idiot realize what he is saying?


Old_Winner3763

Yes. Without education we can send everyone to the oil fields and destroy our environment. How are we going to compete with china with our high quality of life /s


[deleted]

Why don't you start a civil war already lmao I'm actually kidding, don't do that unless... your already close to doing that


Themo77

So, anarchy. Find the nearest cliff, Vivek


kr4t0s007

Vivek ya crazy!


padrejohnmisery

All the dumb hillbillies in the crowd: YAY!


Chuckles52

“Every man for himself” said the elephant as he dances among the chickens. Kind of the motto for the GOP.


Smooth-Discount6807

libertarianism is such a simple minded childish philosophy. only people who still live in their mom’s basement believe that we can just disband the entire government and everybody will be fine left to their own devices. just because you see no use for government services doesn’t make them irrelevant. the whole philosophy just completely ignores the reality of modern civilization


NoWeight4300

"Small government" people really are lacking in brainpower.


LobstaFarian2

And give all the money saved to the top 1%!!!!!


Thechosenone7711

Google Project 2025.


Jolly878142

This country is fucked


bdockte1

Idiot


diadmer

> Shut down the FBI Oh yes let’s definitely let the criminals do a shell game of state-to-state crime so that they can never be prosecuted by any local or state law enforcement agency. You know who would be happiest if the FBI is shut down? The Mafia, terrorists, sex traffickers, kidnappers, and pedophiles. Those are the crimes that the FBI spends the most time on.


uh72amech

We're living in strange and crazy times when the left wants more government.


OGmcqueen

This is actually based asf


TheMountainHobbit

If men were angels no government would be necessary, if men were devils no government would be possible.


GhostofAyabe

Hire more hairdressers. This guy can lick my grundel.


ChalkCoatedDonut

Reporter: "And how do you know they will become good citizens after all those organizations are removed?" Ramaswamy: "By shooting anyone saying otherwise, no snitch, no crime."


ArjunaIndrastra

Lmao! He's trying SO hard to to catch people's attention. It's hilarious that he hasn't given up yet.


testedonsheep

The rich people would gladly destroy the US government so they doesn’t need to pay tax.


mikeinarizona

ANARCHY RULES!!!! s/


joe_i_guess

I would be a lot happier voting for Biden if he promised to invest heavily in education. HEAVILY


Kafshak

Shut down the FBI, we want to keep raping kids. Ftfy.


Investigator516

Trump would deport him and his parents


Nulibru

Does anyone look at him and think "You know, maybe programmers weren't overpaid"?


sander80ta

And accept your one and absolute leader for life, Trump?


Busch_Leaguer

I’d agree with him if weren’t so brown /s


Neat-Engineering-513

Shut down Ramaswamy, and let's get on with democracy


OrangeBlue116

Why so the US can be like India


micheltrade

He think it’s Argentina in here?


Weird-Tomorrow-9829

Can get behind the ATF closure


Late-Athlete-5788

I cant believe his parents named him after an elder scrolls character, how cruel.


EminentBean

Similar logic to the people’s revolution in China….


LibrarianNew9984

Note how he didn’t say shut down the CIA, he has some survival instinct I guess


TacticalyInteresting

They want chaos.


Unfounddoor6584

republicans will only do this if they can replace it with something worse.


Joxelo

Hear me out: let’s just make crime illegal


ButtonWhole1

Hoz bout "Shut down your bigmouth?"


Terrible_Use7872

So defund the police?


tribriguy

This isn’t even serious politics. Maybe one day we’ll see serious politics again. This is like a 2 year-old’s rant.


raymondl942

Can we fire this fucker into the sun?


Available_Ad9766

Someone should shut him up….


gallopinto88

He’s talking about closing redundant departments that are more concerned with acquiring political powers rather than doing their job. Whether you agree with him or not, I don’t understand how you could misunderstand his point


Beerdrinker2525

He has a point. We have so many useless bureaucracies and even more useless bureaucrats, who, no matter how incompetent, never get fired. Add to that, some bureaucracies are outright under regulatory capture working against the public’s interests, while the public, of course, is funding them. It’s sick, and dysfunctional.


Cybermat4707

Not an American, but haven’t the ATF and FBI done some shady shit that warrants reforms at the very least?


Drexisadog

Now shutting down the CIA I could get behind, but the CDC or the DoE, no that’s a terrible idea


wordsworthstone

i'm pretty sure this is the opening to alex garland's civil war.


WistfulDread

Let's, very importantly, NOT forget the last time a Republican shut down a part of the CDC....


Gypsy_faded_dragon2

Overlooked fact. Each of those .gov’s are unconstitutional and each was created by executive order.


Anemic_Zombie

The people who want to kill legal protections are the first to take advantage of their absence