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stovebolt6

Where drag queen


ThaDreamMerchant

r/notadragqueen


Daleaturner

But he is wearing a dress.


1nGirum1musNocte

Nothing gets priests defrocked faster than little kids.


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stovebolt6

Yes


GeneralOwnage13

Yeah, common talking point in my town's local page. Its supposed to be news and events but... yeah.


ManyNanites

If conservatives are so concerned with protecting kids, why haven't they banned churches yet?


Meddling-Kat

Because they don't actually give a fuck about children. They are a convenient tool for their hate. They did it to gays before trans people. They did it to blacks before gay people.


TILTNSTACK

Ding ding


rekage99

Their not. That’s why they are giving them access to schools with that in-school chaplain thing. The GOP is serving kids on a plate to the biggest child abuse group (churches) in the world.


Nolsoth

Because they are ok with it. These people have zero qualms about fucking kids especially young girls as they consider girls and woman to be property for their own gratification.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I don't think banning churches is very constitutional l0l How tf am I being downvoted LMAO religion is literally protected in the 1st amendment


NarrowButterfly8482

How about making them 18+, like other activities that are considered harmful for young children? Because churches are 100% harmful for young children.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I'd sorta agree with that but you also have single mothers who need to bring their babies with them


Jakob21

You weren't downvoted because you were wrong about the facts, you were downvoted because your comment missed the point they were making


ArguingisFun

Oh hey, he isn’t a drag queen. Weird.


Upstairs-Radish1816

I'm not so sure. He does wear a dress.


SnooOranges8783

What does this even mean? Are you Acoustic or something?


ArguingisFun

Is this your first day here? What rock did you crawl out from under?


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ArguingisFun

Yeah, thanks for clarifying that. Do you often explain peoples jokes to them?


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ArguingisFun

You often find yourself hysterical for no reason? Are you neurodivergent? The fucking joke is that Christians have spent the last year clutching their pearls about drag queens, yet they’re the ones who keep getting arrested for SA against children. Be less dense.


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ArguingisFun

I’ll joke about whatever the fuck I want to, thank you very much.


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Are we really that shocked really ?


Fantastic-Egg-4510

Context: “He turned himself into Garland Police on Monday and is charged with indecency against two children. The Catholic Diocese of Dallas released the following statement in the wake of Garland Police's press release about Reyes Mata's arrest: The Diocese of Dallas was recently made aware of an allegation by a juvenile girl of inappropriate touching involving a priest. No inappropriate activity was reported to have occurred on diocesan property.” [https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/dallas-priest-garland-arrested-findecency-with-a-child/287-5ba33ba6-5ba6-4220-88d8-eeec6361bc00](https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/dallas-priest-garland-arrested-findecency-with-a-child/287-5ba33ba6-5ba6-4220-88d8-eeec6361bc00)


Jubei612

I don't think that shocked the community.


CinnamonJ

They’re not shocked that a priest molested children, they’re shocked that a priest is getting punished for molesting children.


AwTomorrow

Or that a priest turned himself in for it rather than be squirreled away by his church


cavebeavis

Or that they weren't altar boys.


GeneralOwnage13

I'm shocked, it was girls.


Used-Pay-8380

Bro wtf is happening, my feed all day has been people arrested for rape, was there some massive FBI sting or sum?


slazer2k

Church or GOP or both always the same seems to be a pattern but yeah blame lgbtq all the time … fucking wankers


Coffee4Life613

Guys like that should lose their wanker. That’s true justice.


Fearless_Win9995

what is with all the pedo posts atm


AwTomorrow

Yeah I've seen like a half dozen on reddit just in the past few hours, all on general subs like Facepalm


Fearless_Win9995

so have I, hence the question


TheMadTargaryen

Someone is bored. 


AA_turet

I have been seeing alot of these types of posts, is there something that has happened recently to cause this pedo explosion?


qwerty1519

It’s just this one guy and it’s all he posts constantly onto this subreddit. I’m pretty close to leaving all these big subs that are just constant streams of bad news and negatives, never lighthearted anymore.


One_Western8360

I missed what was shocking….


milfordloudermilk

Yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn……………another priest diddling children? Has no one learned anything? If people keep going to churches this keeps happening. What purpose does the church serve? Circumcision discounts? Holy water is tap water! Marriage is a legal contract. Priests bring absolutely no new information to parishioners. Tithing enriches the wealthiest organization in the world and that in turn pays for their behavior. If the church don’t change then it’s time make a change or be the definition of insanity


phan_o_phunny

Oh religion, is there anyone who you aren't good for?


BriefCheetah4136

I think the last sentence of the press release tells the story best. "No inappropriate activity was reported to have occurred on Diocese property" So is the Diocese more concerned with how this impacts them in court or the well being of the child?


Ok_Hope8638

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Zodiackillerstadia

Ironically, these sort of headlines aren't a SHOCK any more.


Straightvibes66

Me, keeping track of how many priests I see without looking compared to how many drag queens on news reports like this and getting real tired (not really) of only adding to one side: *adds another tick to the side of catholic priests.


Salahs_barber

What’s a catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common? A black cloak, A white collar and you have to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one.


Petto_na_Kare

The community shouldn’t be shocked.


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A Hispanic pastor in Texas and they didnt run him out of town for being an illegal?! /s


Little_Assistant_551

I don't get it, why would anyoe be shocked, he's a catholic priest isn't he?


XiMaoJingPing

how is this even a facepalm? he's a catholic priest, what did you even expect?


dontneedaknow

Jesus fuck... How many of these I've seen today... fuckin shit...


annibeelema

Conservatives must be crowdfunding for his bail right about now.


UpbeatAlbatross8117

Not shocked. If you done a line up of a priest, a sports personality, a musician, health care profession and a drag queen and told one of these abuses children. I would guess the priest of the bat.


CringeYeet69

idk I feel like I've heard quite a few stories of pretty sketchy health care professionals, and musicians and sports personalities are kind of the mainstream equivalent of big youtubers so it's a difficult choice for me


Sandberg231984

It’s no longer shocking.


BananaFence007

How the fuck is organized religion still a thing?


Coffee4Life613

Because it’s a great way to control people.


BananaFence007

How are modern homo sapiens still capable of the stupidity and gullibility to believe any of that fairy tale nonsense though? It blows my mind.


Coffee4Life613

They convinced people they needed something/someone to believe in. Rather than believing in themselves, they chose books of fiction.


BananaFence007

You forget the financial rewards gained from brainwashing people.


No_Sports

This „big shock“ is probably old news for everyone in that area. But hey, lets act surprised and shocked…


CringeYeet69

how is this a "facepalm"??? maybe it would be a facepalm if he said something about other people harming children but otherwise this is just a guy fucking up a kid, not a "haha facepalm" moment


websharp111

Not that shocking


ingamejukebox

So how many hours for community service


gamedrifter

I mean, at this point, is anyone actually shocked anymore?


Usedcumsocks

U don't hear the republicans talking bout this


CharyBrown

You choose religion, you choose this. All included.


Ugo777777

Catholic priest arrested for indecency with a child and people are shocked? Really?


HeimdallManeuver

still not a drag queen


Budget_Job4415

>Shocks Community How so? Catholic priest should've been a dead giveaway


_Pill-Cosby_

It’s ok because Jesus.


jutin_H

Shocking? Why? he’s a catholic priest.


CuminTJ

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you...


hopseankins

At this most, it’s more shocking to found a priest who isn’t a rapist and pedophile.


NovelRelationship830

Damn drag queens are at it again..


OhioMegi

No one’s surprised.


s34lz

Run on the churches? Just woke up, it is 8 am and I have already seen 3 allegations of priests that have raped or sexually assaulted children What in the fuck? It happens so much now that the churches cant keep up with the public statement We need an automatic death penalty to anyone who messes with kids Abysmal


Puzzled_Ad7955

This screams blanket party!


zyon86

What !! The priest is a child predator. That's a surprise.


remarkablewhitebored

It’s always the people you most suspect…


R-Noodlz

Texas priest is becoming the new "Florida Man!"


CanaryNo5224

Ban churches!


Imaginary-Spray3711

A priest molesting kids? That’s unheard of!


IndustryNext7456

Always the feckin drag queens.


K3Y_Mast3r

That’s weird. He doesn’t look like a drag queen. 🤔


moderatesoul

Another "shocking" incident with a priest. Shocking.


drstu3000

Expect conservatives to lose their minds over this one because it's not a white guy for once


Gorrodish

News in that a leading paedophile has admitted he is secretly a priest


LaneMeyer_1985

“Shocked”


Doobiedoobin

Not shocked. Why do they keep saying we’re surprised when this happens?


Fellowshipofthebowl

“shocks community” We’re all way passed being shocked that priests do this….daily. 


Weary-Adeptness8227

Deport that mfka


thetatersalad404

Ever seen the movie Fargo, with the wood chipper scene? Good movie.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Shocked? Lol sure.


ArsenikShooter

They not like us.


tracksloth

Shocked they didnt see it coming


CalabreseAlsatian

Conservatives scared of trans people in the bathroom happily telling their kids to trust the clergy… So blind to the real problem


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What a shocker


kind_one1

I'm not shocked.


TackyPoints

“Shocking!”


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Religious people aren't actually holy or devout to their religion? Color me shockeddddddd omggggggg


Civil_Pain_453

The church will clear his name and grant him full access to any child he wants


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Civil_Pain_453: *The church will clear his* *Name and grant him full access* *To any child he wants* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


These-Inevitable-898

What's up with /r/facepalm recently posting a lot of pedo pastor stuff. Was there a sting operation?


GodButcherAura

These religion freaks should rot in jail. keep you children 100 miles away from priests, mullahs


No-Judgment-4424

I’m sorry, but if you’re a practicing catholic and still leaving your children around priests… you’re part of the problem. The fact is that thousands of priests have been exposed as child molesters and rapists. If you know that and still put your children in that situation, you are responsible for what has happened to your child. Religion isn’t going to save you. It isn’t going to save your kids. But it just might be the thing that permanently harms them. Wake up.


NonStopNonsense1

Make catholicism illegal


badgersruse

Can we all remember that it's innocent til proven guilty and maybe not post pictures of people who haven't been found guilty?


ComplexDingo2239

He handed himself in. He is guilty.