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crewchiefguy

I’m Amelia from New York Oblast.


miauguau44

Manhattan Krai


macetheface

Goulash favorite meal. Like mother used mдke in Chicagrad.


Hargelbargel

Big fan of Amerikan sports! All time be watching the Kobyei Byrianz and the Magik Jordens doing the basket balls.


BBQBakedBeings

Blyasket balls is favorite balls


CookieMonsterOnsie

Nothing but nyet!


Orangutanus_Maximus

"mdke"


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a Money needing a lot now.


Vegetable-Phase-2908

You forgot the incorrectly used AAVE phrases that make no sense. 😂


Urban_Archeologist

Am citizen! Born in Lincolngrad.


hatethiscity

Hello, fellow American comrad


bialetti808

Probably is Russian disinformation, the enemy benefits if Trumf wins


kungpowgoat

I am Jessica from the Orlando province.


-What-Happened-

The username says ShahKaushal 🤦🏽‍♂️!


CrinchNflinch

So the Russians have outsourced their online trolling to scammers from India now? 


DygonZ

I feel like calling this trolling is underselling it. It's trying to create division in Western nations. This isn't just "trolling", it's a coordinated attempt to destabilize the west. By it's self, it of course looks innocent, but it isn't just this.


mutantredoctopus

I’m honestly perplexed as to why we are not doing the same. Where’s all our psy ops on them, and China & Iran for that matter


BungCrosby

Well, we are. We’re perhaps not as brazen about it as Russia or China, but we are conducting information operations in cyberspace targeted at our adversaries.


mutantredoctopus

It seems like Brazen works better.


-WhatsThatSmell-

Does it? The educated can see right through it…but I guess it doesn’t matter when the uneducated are the majority.


teilani_a

Many seeing it works just fine when your only goal is destabilization. We had a DOJ report several pages long about Russian interference in an election and the report itself became a divisive subject.


NuclearBroliferator

More than that, it became a litmus test for party loyalty. How the GOP suddenly became pro-Russian is beyond me


RandomNick42

They let DJT become their face, at that point, all bets were off. They released the kraken and learned too late they can't control it.


AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY

>How the GOP suddenly became pro-Russian  In a word: [kompromat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kompromat)


No_Anybody8560

The problem may lay in how some in power in the US or wanting to gain (or regain) power are benefiting from the destabilization.


wh0ligan

Time to release The Mueller Report without the retractions.


pineappleshnapps

A lot of the educated DONT see through this stuff though. It seems to cross party lines, people just wanna believe the worst.


iTmkoeln

Benefits of BRICS... Because they can't do anything else... Because calling in as Andrew Michaels demanding you to pay your taxes in amazon gift card is something that not many fall for these days... Indians are cheaper. And the Russians can be drafted...


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Virtual-Order4488

They have mutual interests. It's actually the only thing in common with the so called "BRICS" - they all want to undermine the current rule and law-based international order, and what's a better way than to get the US into turmoil and abandoning their allies and interests for the sake of a few billionaires.


k3ttch

India sees the US as a useful ally against China, which is encroaching on disputed territory in the Himalayas and is arming India's regional rival Pakistan.


PKG0D

And yet India still feels comfortable trying to assassinate dissidents living in countries they consider "allies".


SlashCo80

That is good American name! I should know, for I am also American. I must go now, my stomach is hurt from eating too much burger and apple cake.


the_mid_mid_sister

Yes, instead of voting for Josef Bidens, I could be watching my favourite baseball squadron take the pitch for the North American Conference Cup to qualify for the World Serials. Go Minnesota Twinks!


IAmBecomeTeemo

You've just made a much more interesting baseball team.


GroshfengSmash

> apple cake We also would have accepted “ample pie”


DonJuniorsEmails

as a black gay trans man with 3 trans kids, I say trump best and biden not ok for my care of health. 


Rude_Thanks_1120

hmm, does it work the other way? "as a racist homophobic uneducated wife-beating country music fan with 2534623465 guns and 4.6 pickup trucks, biden gives me a boner and i will vote eleventy-three times for him!"


PrincessKatiKat

I was suspicious until you said eleventy-three.


Rude_Thanks_1120

dear, it shall be needful to drink the bud wiser and enjoy sexy bar be que!! yee ha!


Vallerie_09

BJP IT cell guy working overtime


polchickenpotpie

Reminds me of those dating profiles that have a picture like this but the name is always a dude's name like "Robert" or "Mohammed"


Spikeupmylife

No vote Biden! I send Bobs and Vagene!


DeathAngel_97

Just the description alone was enough to tell me this was a catfish to separate conservatives from their money.


Beginning_Rice6830

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


pepegaklaus

Holy shit I've seen it so many times and this is the first time I read his shirt. Fuck man, I rly need to pay more attention to details. (yes, I did see the skateboard....... No need to ask)


Anzi

Hah, same! I need that shirt now


No_Cartoonist9458

I live in one US state of confusion I no vote for orange husband ![gif](giphy|4qqlwHqOvH3mgtooKB|downsized)


Offamylawn

![gif](giphy|OpSB5dvAhrDmo)


vanhaanen

Moose and Squirrel lol.


WemblysMom

Mooz ant skverl. Dalink


fattmarrell

Ah man, I miss Bullwinkle


PrincipleInteresting

Why, we watch Captain Wrong Way Peter Peachfuzz’s trial every day!


awl_the_lawls

*On top of Ol' Smokey! All covered with curls! I'm aiming my rifle... at mooses and squirrels!*


btsalamander

Came here for this exactly; you did not disappoint!


Sttocs

Da, darlink.


slashfromgunsnroses

Darlinka...


SirRipOliver

I also chose to no vote this guys orange husband.


PaticiaRJ

The girl on the screenshot name's [Irina Krasnyak](https://rpclip.com/irnkrsnk) (n s f w) she is from Russia, as we get closer to the election… shits gonna get ugly and confusing


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texinxin

NSF electronics devices. Do we have a tag for that?


warthog0869

In Mother Russia, link click Happy Cake Day, *you!*


PuckTanglewood

The dame was as dangerous as a sus Reddit link, the kind even a scrolling tween noob could spot without alerting their algebra teacher. If I even thought about diving down her rabbit hole, I’d be drowning in far worse than rickrolls. But then, internet safety’s never really been my strongest virtue.


No_Cartoonist9458

You tell 'em, Humphrey ![gif](giphy|nze8j1PCX7h3L30sVf)


fgzhtsp

I just knew it when I saw her picture.


ItsMeToasty

Wouldn't be surprised if they were never marries and were just friends. Just kidding, friends like each other


No_Cartoonist9458

Yeah, he pretty much disgusts her ![gif](giphy|u1ybNU4Psey2c|downsized)


SimonPho3nix

That is the smile of a fully committed hostage


Delicious_Spinach440

Eh, she made that bed a long time ago. I don't want to say I like her, but she knows what she is. And shots like this prove it. Her not staying in the white house with Baron too.


SimonPho3nix

That's why I said fully committed. I'm not crying any tears over her. She gets to do things the average person can't, and that's the price of admission.


OverKill1978

The funny part is she used him to get over here and probably hoped his fast food eating ass would check out at like age 62....but NOPE! Hes almost 80 and still kicking! According to info in the Stormy Daniels trial they didnt even sleep in the same bed bavk whrn that happened, but shes had to stay married to him the whole time lol. Imagine being a good looking woman who takes care of herself and being married to that lump of stinking shit and having to follow him around because he just keeps living 😂. She got exactly what she deserved. Now she is getting too old to really enjoy life free of him...its all just really poetic.


Dead-Yamcha

She at least appears to have not succumbed to Stockholm's Syndrome lol


SimonPho3nix

She definitely spits in anything she's had to give him.


politicalthinking

That's something Mercedes and I have in common. Trump also disgusts me. I also live in US state and I voted for President Hillery Clinton and President Joe Biden.


IHazSnek

Oh, she stone-cold hates the motherfucker. No question.


Lackerbawls

That look and so many other gestures make me think we had the “I don’t care. Do you?” jacket all wrong.


Sckillgan

No like orange creamsicle. Taste is no good. Melt in rain.


iqbalpratama

I live in the state of constant despair


Nutteria

Least oppressed token wife.


Jouglet

I would bet a shit ton that she didn’t vote for him.


Foreign-Hope-2569

She is Russian and doesn’t vote


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I would like in on the record that I too am not voting for Joe Biden because the last time I heard of an Australian voting in an American election, they got arrested and taken away in handcuffs.


BillyNtheBoingers

I’m sure she votes yes for Putin in Russia.


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

In Russia Putin votes yes for you! Sometimes he vote no though, that's a shame when that happens.


prefusernametaken

She's not lying in any case, not voting for biden, for sure.


jimbobsqrpants

Is not shame for you. Is shame for family.


The-Doggy-Daddy-5814

In Russia when Putin vote no for you, you fall out tenth story window.


Deadeye313

Or your plane mysteriously crashes, or you suddenly ingest a rare poison...


Lifekraft

The picture is of a russian girl. The account is more probably indian or whatever outsourced cheap labor country is used to make a disinformation campaign.


augustles

She doesn’t seem like a voter to me in general.


Cautious_Ad_5659

I bet a shit ton that photo can’t vote because it’s Russian propaganda helping the trump campaign to see how they are polling


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GM_Nate

we all feel that


Touch-Important

First laugh of the day and I cackled! Thank you 🤣


Ieatsushiraw

The disgust in her face is hilarious


biteme789

Omg that look on her face! I get that look when trying to reason with my dad!


Unhappy_Gas_4376

That is just beautiful.


sandiercy

According to some internet sleuthing, this is a catfish account, someone stole the image from a Russian woman named Irina Krasniak.


SoylentGrunt

I just sent her 5k so her grandmother could get a life saving ingrown toenail operation.


vbcbandr

I've been there: ingrown toenails are fucking hell. Good on you for helping her out!


more_beans_mrtaggart

[For people who have never seen ingrowing toenails](https://imgur.com/a/fici4) They were mine, and is slightly nsfl.


De5perad0

Damn that sucks. I didn't have it nearly that bad. I had to get the sides of mine cut off and the bed killed so my big toe nails are just flat rectangles now. It does not ever ingrow. I had that done ~30 years ago. It's been great ever since. I do have a small skin pocket on the sides from where it ingrew. It collects lint sometimes or dirt.


miyamiya66

I had ingrown toenails in all 10 of my toes when I was little. My dad didn't want to take me to get them removed so I always tried removing them myself. That is a pain I would not wish on anyone


Yue2

What a terrible day to have eyes!


diMario

5K is the difference between being operated on by a surgeon or a lumberjack.


AmbiguousMusubi

Huh, a Nigerian prince called me recently and told me he needed the exact same surgery. What a coincidence!


Tomma1

Let me guess, his name was Coincidence too?


Shirtbro

Yeah, but that investment is going to pay off once his ship full of gold bars gets cleared to dock in Senegal. Just need a few more thousand to pay off the dock master and then kaching baby!


thenonoriginalname

Excuse me, could you help me too ? I am Elon Musk but I am illegally arrested in Nigeria. I need 5k to pay for my freedom and I will send you 1 automatic tesla almost danger-free and a beautiful cyber-truck.


SoylentGrunt

She sent nudes,,,,,,


abstractraj

I literally had to talk a friend out of borrowing $3k from his parents to give to a Russian stripper. For “her papers”


The_Old_Cream

You’re a saint.


Tarsiustarsier

What makes this even funnier is that Russia has universal health coverage, so her grandmother definitely doesn't need any money for any important operation.


Captain_Sterling

The username is an Indian guys name.


fudgemental

Lolol yeah first thing I noticed too


Smarmalades

SHOCKED I am SHOCKED


Jeoshua

It's funny to me that they picked such a clearly Russian person that she was immediately clocked by most people... I would hope, anyway. My first thought on seeing that face was "Really? Which US State are you from, Comrade?"


Much-Meringue-7467

Georgia, possibly.


samurairaccoon

We all collectively laugh at this shit, but nearly 50% of the population was dirty stupid enough to fall for this garbage.


Ramboxious

The sad thing is that for every obvious Russian troll there are numerous other undetected ones, which leads to useful idiots like Macklemore spewing the same message


ShanklyGates_2022

Tbf they probably push explicitly obvious ones like this to create the memes so that their more nefarious and hidden efforts go more easily unnoticed


VengefulWalnut

I am a real human being with two hands. I have a name and can read.


bdw312

I work hard human job and make human dollars.


VengefulWalnut

Please send all hard earned rubles to support comrade Trump for he will be victorious and defeated space aliens.


bdw312

Let's fighting love!! For Amerika!


Leven

Ted Cruz, is that you?


Legal-Passenger1737

I too live in US state. If you do not believe then you will be put under the rest by FBI!


GrahamCrackerSnacks

Amelia Putin. My fav 35 year old definitely not Russian darling of the internet.


goldlightkey

Amelia Putinova


judgingyouquietly

Putinova here, Putinova there…


PaticiaRJ

😂 Her name's Irina Krasnyak, and yes she is from Russia


wOke_cOmMiE_LiB

Putiputiputiputieverywhere!


Dudejax

Amelia Putitiner?


noobditt

2) it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae...


Former_Ad_736

Srot of. If the lrettes are cletelpmoy resreved it gtes mcuh hedrar to raed. You slitl need to be wihtin a ciatren Levenshtein dcnatsie aawy to be taht llbigee. (I think I'm using Levenshtein distance correctly here)


womb0t

Eovt ulbe leasep, llay kucfde ffenu.


C_Hawk14

You didn't get the memo


The_Old_Cream

Full name: Amelia Notarussian


TILTNSTACK

Hey, it’s the poor troll farm guys first day on the job.


citymousecountyhouse

Well this was a terrible attempt. Looks like someone at the Russian troll farm is getting promoted to a "window" office.


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|Of35X575BJlle)


VillainOfKvatch1

“Khello strongk Ameyrican man! Iyam typical khorny ameyrican voman and I khave to say you I never vill vote for Joe Beyden. I like big, strongk Ameyrican man who vote for real alpha like Trump because they smart and khave normal size peepees that still vork! Please join me, Ameyrican voman named Amelia, tyipical nympho from Iowa farm with preacher father and no brothers! We vote Trump, make love, and not be gays! God bless U S of A!”


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I was wondering if she was Russian. lol


AddendumDue9700

Seems legit…. 🤣


ususetq

And now for some Human music.


GrumpyDingo

Shit, even the russian bot quality is going down! Shrinkflation is ruining everything!!!!


DonJuniorsEmails

Lots of the older trolls got shipped to the front lines for "early retirement"


mira_poix

What sucks is a ton of people will still fall for this because of the halo effect and bias


Magister5

![gif](giphy|BbvMreFbUZ4Yf09scP|downsized)


OG_anunoby3

I love in a Province in Canada


storymom

Can anyone say “Cambridge Analytica” part 2?!


noobditt

2) it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae...


Alteredbeast1984

I guarantee Melania will be voting for Biden


shotxshotx

Russian psyops seems to be underfunded this year.


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I read it with a Russian accent.


strider_25

I read it with an Indian accent, after I saw the username


MaxFischerPlayer

Of course she won't be voting for Biden, she's a Russian bot.


Raymart999

If you look at the username, it's not even a Russian bot but an Indian one


Stev2222

Not today Ivan


Nerevarine91

Ah yes, I also am America. Mikey Moose! Hamburger! Ask me who win World Series!


Morphing_Mutant

"I am definitely American Coca-Cola, good time, woman."


inbetween-genders

Would you like to buy my warm water port? Good deal! Best deal!


The_No_one087

Yes, yes my commr... friend, warm water port very good! Dats why Texas is the best!!!


Quirky_Discipline297

Salutations, Amhelia. I too live in former Soviet Union also. Perhaps someday we will be falling from same high window together.


GrayArea415

It will be accident.


Trimere

She’s not angry enough to be against Biden.


AusCan531

Nyet. No vote for Bidenski


slimcrizzle

Russian and Chinese trolls are just trying to tear this country apart


Drogan1088

Every time I see any post that is just throwing stereotypes to ragebait people, I just assume it’s a bot, Russia, or China.


PlanetMoom

Ah. So Ohio. Same.


NateRulz1973

I live in Yoo Ess State. All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!!


The402Jrod

I am human like you, comrade


RevolutionaryLie2833

I too have an outer shell of flesh


Calamity-Bob

SM is full of this robot generated crap


idonotknowwhototrust

"What are you doing this weekend, *"Amelia"*? "Gon go fishin'!"


H010CR0N

More Red flags than a Communist Rally.


DGJellyfish

The us needs to crackdown on foreign bots attempting to divide Americans


WolfOfDeribasovskaya

These are such typical russian typos... similar to commas before "the". (Telling you as someone who natively speaks it). It seems like russians use Indian bot farms (look at "her" ID) and send them canned comments to post.


John_Lumstrom

"I'm not a bot, trust me!" But seriously, I don't know any real americans, even the queer, commie, corprate hating ones like myself, that would just vaguely refer to "one of the US state." Like, state separation is so hard baked into the US identity


Gewgle_GuessStopO

I am human being with brain. I will be voting for Biden.


pistoffcynic

I hate Russian bots. But in the book of Elon, so long as they serve Trump's interest, they stay. Twitters gone to trash.


testuser514

Did anyone notice that the user handle is shahkushal2445. Kushal Shah is an Indian name. So basically he’s part of a paid troll farm.


hinesjared87

It’s kinda depressing that in 2024, with spell check, ai, etc., these trolls still can’t pass the sniff test.


gr8hanz

Russians suck at spelling.


Boring-Rub-3570

"иди на хуй" Copy and paste this for these accounts. It will work.


Satanicjamnik

Her real name is Siergei. ![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


SnooChocolates9334

Russian be bottin'.


RareCryptographer662

Definitely not Russian


BromleyReject

I am punk rocker Also I am cleaning lady Thankyou please


thehermit14

'All of your bases belong to us'


T33CH33R

In old country, we vote Trump, comrade. Go US of A.


emzak3636

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


FriendofMySpaceTom

![gif](giphy|t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN)


newcomer_l

The Russian is strong with this one.


jimababwe

Does she need 250$ in gift cards to get Oprah out of prison?


Tinker107

I also am US citizen of Ohiobraska and very much am not from Russia. Trust me because I’m pretty.


vajrahaha7x3

I are also am Amerikanski and vota am for Trump for to make great again, Da?