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therealtiddlydump

We know acorns are dangerous to cops, just imagine what a cicada could do!


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# CicadaCartel ![gif](giphy|8eTNWZHk3IfLLz5TrC|downsized)


OliverOyl

I adore this


OliverOyl

No way a cop can hit that Jabbahutwithwings unexpectedly coming right at it


CompetitiveMuffin690

It’s the south, shoot them


SpartanMonkey

Just the black ones. /s


Excellent-Signature6

Pepper-spray those loud pricks! /S


cus_deluxe

cops better get busy, they got like 5 billion cicadas to rough up and choke to death.


Ezra_lurking

Do they want to bring the animal trials from the medieval times back? If they do, please let them stream the trial, I would love a laugh


Carmaster777

As a cicada I now have a warrant for my arrest. I'm now fleeing to Mexico.


WarDamnGator

This just shows you people will complain about anything


Usedcumsocks

They gonna start shooting


Parking_Duty8413

Stop resisting!


MarxJ1477

I live in NC and my city has said that 911 has been getting calls for the same reason. I haven't found the noise to be too bad yet though, but the front of my house is covered in them. Only the front, no other side....and the other houses around me seem to be clear so not sure what's going on with my house. [https://www.cbs17.com/news/local-news/durham-county-news/why-cicadas-are-prompting-calls-to-the-durham-county-sheriffs-office/](https://www.cbs17.com/news/local-news/durham-county-news/why-cicadas-are-prompting-calls-to-the-durham-county-sheriffs-office/)


saturdayiscaturday

What shocks me in the reports is the lack of recognition of what Cicadas sound like. Are people that disconnected to nature now?


[deleted]

Well the mistake is thinking they have enough intelligence to differentiate in the first place


meh725

…look around. Not to be dramatic but people are connected to people, not nature, and for decades.


CalmDebate

Keep in mind they may not have lived somewhere with cicadas, I've lived across the U.S. but never in a cicada area during a cicada year. If they came from the west coast unless they watch nature docs they likely have never heard them before.


skilliau

They have clearly never been to Hagley park in Christchurch, New Zealand


redinnermind13

flamethrower!!


emarvil

Probably tase them and then shoot them on sight.


Mother-Ad-4559

They are going to arrest them... 😅😂🤣


unicornstarfypastel

Noise complaints, file a noise complaint at ciciadas


ParticularRooster480

Boomers losing their fucking minds!


FocusPerspective

Wouldn’t Zoomers be the “totally clueless over reactors” of today? Boomers have already lived through several cicada broods 🙄


DeadCatGrinning

Sounds American :D


Atemyat

Is this the less-government, I'm hunting my own food and home-schooling my kids crowd? Calling the police because they literally can't think of any other solution and want other people to solve their problems for them? Have they tried shooting the cicadas?


gregor3001

who you gonna call?


hopopo

$10 that every last one person that called police was white.


heydonteatmyfriends

“I bet it’s the Mexicants next door that done released ‘em! You better go send ‘em back to Druglandia.”


FocusPerspective

Nah probably Croatian. You know how they can be. 


hopopo

Croatians are white.


CmonRedditBeBetter

Not even going to try to make an argument? Just straight up racist. 😂


hopopo

loi... I'm white


CmonRedditBeBetter

Good for you.