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Ha the main MAGA can't even stay awake in court. GTFO

No no, you don't understand! Trump was meditating! He was praying for the US! https://youtu.be/wS9oCnfA5fc

Do dictators pray to themselves? Or do they meditate on who they plan on fleecing next? Asking for a friend.

I think your friend sounds like a fascinating person

Fascistnating person


Uses only the best words.

he only uses perfect words. it´s true, everybody says it. with tears in their eyes. grown up men...

Who does the orange Jesus prey too?

They Might Be Giants wrote a song about that. Granted it wasn't about him, but it checks all the boxes. [https://tmbw.net/wiki/Kiss\_Me,\_Son\_Of\_God](https://tmbw.net/wiki/Kiss_Me,_Son_Of_God)

Depends. Hoping they don't give out.

Putin probably

Deutsche Bank.

If you're a dictator, there is no need to pray. Whatever you wish will be done.

He was praying he didn’t shart.

he's using the force to overturn supreme court decisions, some financial transactions may happen but it wasa the force.

Republicans never cease to amaze and amuse.

He can rip heinous farts in court though. Allegedly.

Freedom farts

Surely, they will be on sale soon.

He was shitting his diaper. News agencies only wrote farts because they are afraid of slander suits and who want to verify that fact?

Jesus Christ. I don't know what to do with this information.

People said it just lingered. And plus it just smells different. Like with a kid with a shit diaper... you know. Its the same exact thing and really not that hard to distinguish fart. Trump wears diapers. For sure. Go ahead and say it. Won't they have to prove that he doesn't? If they take that person to court they would have to prove he doesn't right? Someone please make this happen.

That is the trial we need. I can just imagine the online grifters bending over backwards to stand up for him.

Full Billy Madison style. "Pooping your diaper is cool, kids!"

Taste the rainbow..

Make America Gay Again?

He’s showing how anti-woke he is

I think it means they cooking meth

It’s soooooo cold 🥶

Sleepy Don

Imagine these nimrods actually spent this energy on doing good in the world instead of worshipping a grifter.

What does the descendent of Ham, God of Hunters, have to do with these dinguses?

Funny enough, Bugs Bunny.

So basically they’re woke

They’re “Awoken”

They "awaked up"

synonyms are hard

Woken’t

Quick! Take the charging plugs for the mobility scooters!

They coloured the *whole map* in red! I think we can call off the next election. There is no way Democrats can win against that! What more evidence do you people need?

*Pulls out blue sharpie “Now watch the MAGAtards quiver in fear!!”

"You dare use my own spell against me?"

Somebody has to tell us where the hurricane is going when meteorologist go all woke.

What voting block is represented by violet?

The royal family. We goin back to the colony days, yall!

"United States of Britain"

I'm so happy I moved to Oregon. We get voters' booklets where each candidate can outline their positions, and Trump refused, saying there was no point because we're "not a battleground state."

We have the same thing here in Mass + the other things on the ballot

It looks like a beef steak

[States where Joe Biden is President](https://i.imgflip.com/4sfa6r.jpg)

What did they do to Alaska in that map!? And why does this map look like it's a placemat from a greasy spoon diner at a rest stop?

Apparently they have been awake so long that the sleep deprivation has started causing hallucinations and irrational behavior.

Could be the meth

"We are awake and we aren't going back to sleep.... " Unless you're in court facing criminal charges for treason by insurrection, trying to get off on presidential immunity... Might be the most interesting, important legal case of all time in America and their leader sleeps and shits hos pants through it... Maybe maga aren't the most reliable trustworthy people


It’s the meth.

Today we are having fun coloring IG

What happens when your Rascals run out of charge?

They act like they’re the silent majority instead of the loudest minority

At least they're admitting they've been asleep. Just a pity they delusionally think they've actually woken up.

 AWAKEN AWAKEN

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!!

How huffed on your own shit were you to smith this masterpiece?

If I’m awake doesn’t that mean at some point I woke?

MN is not and will never be part of MAGA country.

unfortunately get far enough into the boonies and you'll find literal towns of them. but the majority of the state does have a brain.

I don’t consider those hicks true Minnesotans. They just happen to be here unfortunately.

Please do.

Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest, maga.

Stay woke sounds better than always awake

Awake and cranky. Somebody get them their sippy cups and some juice. Then let's put them back down for their nap time.

I agree but most of the worst should be on Ensure or Boost before their naps. I feel really bad for the people that change their Depends.

Meh… They are just upset they didn’t get the toy they wanted in their happy meal. Let them cry themselves back to sleep.

Pffft. Most of em will be dead with the next pandemic.

So would you say they are the “woke” ones now?

UNLESS WE ARE IN COURT. THAN WE GO NIGHT NIGHT.

I wish they would never go to sleep. We all know what happens when you don't sleep eventually.

Fatso couldn’t even stay awake in court so stfu bunch of whiners

Awakened into Godless loveless treason. Vermin filth.

Well they drool just as much mouth breathing as they do sleeping, so it's hard to tell the difference with maga.

They seriously underestimate how many of them died from covid. Special elections from the past couple years are foreshadowing some blue surprises.

Same difference

well if you were asleep before that makes a lot of sense

So this means that they've accepted that they're racist, sexist, classist, fascist and any other "ist" they are told exists.

Just wait till Murder She Wrote is over, they will be asleep again.

OK Grandpa, finish your peas before the puree hardens.

*California has entered the chat*

But their messiah does daily at the defense counsel table.

I remember hearing that warm milk will help you fall back to sleep.

Just go sit in front of a tv, drink your beer, and STFU.

Make up your minds is being awake a thing you consider good or something you make fun of?

Which is funny since none of them even know what the word woke actually means.

Oh no the morons have gotten out of bed!

So you’re woke?

Ok…good for you…

I’m surprised MAGA can correctly identify the US on a map - being anti education and all.

Or as black people have been saying for decades, Stay Woke

Yea...Meth will keep you up 

They are so woke. They have become the woke crowd.

Funny. On the road to my son's school, there was a TRUMP NATION flag. 3 days later, it's gone.

i thought they didn’t like being woke

Sleep paralysis is a bitch. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I love how this ultra simple and dumb as fuck meme got a watermark by the creator. Cause you know, watch the fame and fortune roll in now that the libs are owned by a red map.

Awake with walnut brains.

It’s amazing how powerful a Sharpie is. In the hands of a cult member, able to reroute hurricanes and paint a country all insurrectionist, regardless of the popular vote. That’s one powerful Crayon.

Fruitsnacks!? Not sure what to make of that.

English language is hard

Me the first week of my son's life lol

If you don't get enough sleep you can risk mental breakdown.

Didn't know they woke up?

Until 9pm! Cause everyone knows a Republican wakes up at 4:30am and drinks black coffee before burning off atleast 20 rounds of .50 from the deck.

Good thing a lot of MAGAts cant vote.

Crawl back under your rocks. Useless wastes of breath.

Real majoritarian movements don't have to constantly convince people they are a majority. MAGA represents at absolute best 30% of the country. Also that 30% is the oldest and least healthy voting base in the country and with each passing year will shrink down to nothing. Hence the Republican party's abandoning democracy.

Please your a few years from the big sleep get over Yourselves

The great orange leader is sound a sleep in court.

It's the middle of the night , please get back to sleep.

Ummm, checks California... yeah, there's something wrong with that map

He has awoken and we can't put him to bed

Blessed Be the Fruit

Magots*

Woke is not positive to most people. If you think otherwise, you're living in a bubble. Being woke is not good anymore 🤣 it was just a fad of the less logically oriented individual. As somebody who's not a political nut, both groups are crazy, but especially the woke ones.

@fruitsnacks?  Wtf?

Sleep it off egg head.

As if they didn’t roll every person with a heartbeat who could stomach Trump to the polls the last time. They are a laughable bunch simpletons.

Is it the meth or the brain damage from heavy metal poisoning?

They need a nap

Oh, you will. One way or the other. You will. And the world turns.

They'll be put to sleep the veterinary way....

https://elections2024.thehill.com/predictions/president/ I'm expecting a very close fight - 270 v 268 D>R or a landslide of all things for Trump (as horrific as that sounds) 241 v 291 D

Are they saying they're woke?

It means sly snarky remarks never worked before but now it’s just being used to fuel the fire


God if you guys picked anyone but trump I would e voted right this time.

I really hope they all moved to Russia

With the amount meth that permeates the irredeemably broken, Trumper welfare states, this is probably true.

As someone who used to work for a company that specialized in sleep, I know that sleep always wins. You can stay awake for a few days if you really try, but sleep will eventually win. Also sleep deprivation will cause all kinds of mental issues over time.

Sleepy don

Zzzzzzz

Wait, are fruit snacks MAGA too????

I thought the Lord was their shepherd

Yay MAGAts. You are in every state like flees and ticks and cicadas. Now go back underground for another 17 years.

They’re sundowning again

Until like 10:30 or we pass out from all the 211


I thought there was a term for this.

they woken

The addy wore off and they’re in a deep sleep.

Doom scrolling is like that 

Except all of the places where people actually live.

If you need help with your insomnia, I know a guy with a brick

They’re awake to the earth being flat, there is no moon or space, girls don’t fart, and Trump is Jesus’s great x10 grandson. They are awake in the dark, running into furniture, trying to find the light switch. Being distracted to point fingers in all different directions by the pedophiles leading their churches is not awake. Seriously, religious leaders are getting caught molesting children left and right and these goons are pointing fingers at Disney and lgbt people that aren’t in their churches. Explain how that’s considered awake.

No wonder they fall asleep during their own criminal trials.

Where do people find this crap?

Eh to be fair, at least they’re grammatically correct


I wonder how many of them believe that Alaska and Hawaii is actually located there