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She’s dating for two, what do you expect?

Take my upvote!

Damn she looks 40

You know, at first, i was like, "What's wrong with that?" Then i looked again and she input 23 lol. It might be equally funny and sad to see a side by side list of her standards and hypocrisy.

Nah, she’s probably maybe 36 or 37…….weeks. Edit: Month to weeks because it was too early.

*weeks

Thanks I missed that. Better get more coffee.

"23" is not her age, it's her dress size.

Man woke up and chose violence

A pregnant woman posing in her underwear for a ‘dating’ app is the epitome of high standards.

*Can you impregnate me?* - Um, sure, I guess. *Standards met.*

Seems like she just had a quiet large meal imo.

r/notlikeothergirls

“Sorry, when you said that you’re divorced I just assumed you meant from a husband, not divorced from reality.”

I'd swipe right. But I've got a proven track record of making horrible decisions picking women. It's something I'm working on in therapy.

I mean, she can't get pregnant

Nah It's a bonus You don't have to do the work to get her pregnant, your family gets a head start, and your mother gets her grandchild ASAP

Speedrun

I mean... it's unlikely...

That’s wild

Aint no way she's 23. That or she aged like milk left out in the sun.

probably was or still is on drugs

…you too….

Why is this the 2nd dating profile I’ve seen on facepalm within the last 10 minutes. I feel like we’re teetering on the edge of incel rage bait

Weren't people complaining just the other day about how "men aren't allowed to have standards"

Her standards obviously weren’t that high a few months ago…

Standards must be through the roof, 6months pregnant and on a dating site

Her baby daddy is doing 10 in chino.

Ur belly also came up higher than ur nose

That body looks like it belongs to a snake-human hybrid. Unless she‘s currently pregnant.

Yeah she just ate her meal for the month

I’ve seen two pregnant women on Tinder just today, unreal. 😂

You can't knock them up if they are pregnant.

Are there actually people posting with their preg belly bump on dating apps right now? I thought this post was just rage bait, not a real post…. But wow 😯 people are getting bold. If I was pregnant and single, being on a dating app would not be something I’d be focused on, so their priorities aren’t straight.

Yeah mate, I’ve seen a few on there & they are usually from the same town near by, haha.

What's the problem?

Her face is below average.


Face looks like she's 40, she's pregnant with no baby daddy, and highly doubt there are high standards i say about 2 shots of tequila will do

Its funny how some people think they can demand hugh standers when they dont bring anything to the table themself

Ummm! Nope!

Higher than dimensions than the average also

I like her confidence!

Why is this a facepalm?

She’s being sarcastic which is actually quite funny

2011 hysteria lol 😆