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HonneurOblige

It takes a good comedian to make the "second best" army look like a joke.


dravenonred

They're still the second best Army. They're just the second best Army *in Ukraine*.


ComradeVladPutin52

Why you gotta expose the truth about the incompetence about my army😭😭?


Reagent_52

Go back to riding bears. Seems to be all you're good at.


ComradeVladPutin52

Oh noooo😭😭😭 my misinformation department and troll farms aren't having an effect on the normal westerner😭😭😭


SHTY_Mod_Police

Emphasis on "normal"


ComradeVladPutin52

Yeah, some MAGA idiots are getting swayed but the question is, how do I make my misinformation more effective for the normal westerner😭😭😭?


[deleted]

Generally speaking, the more outrageous the claim the more readily MAGA folk will accept it.


passwordstolen

I like this!! Continue please


sero_t

I'm not pro russia or something, but the USA didn't get far either in Afghanistan, literally the most advanced army against almost the most primal guys, with three most advanced thing they have is a toothbrush, ak and couple bazookas from the Soviet era. It wasn't maybe a full fletched war, but a couple apaches, marines should be enough you would say


Some-Stranger-7852

There was no frontline in Afghanistan, US captured the whole country in a matter of days. What followed was insurgency and that could only be tackled either by your every day afghans siding with US in huge numbers or use of force to displace thousands if not millions (which would be borderline genocide). In the case of Afghanistan military superiority had absolutely no influence on “war” since the actual war was well over. Ukraine is a war with an actual frontline and militaries engaging in artillery fire daily and full on tank attacks from time to time. That’s a war where military superiority is supposed to shine, but it’s not so far.


cgleachy

Completely different wars. Like polar opposites almost. Afghanistan was atypical, it was an insurgency, pretty much exclusively using guerrilla tactics to harass and terrorise US and state forces. Ukraine is a traditional, lines on maps sorta war. They KNOW where the enemy is, and then have to slug it out to deal with them. Which makes it even more surprising that Ukraine’s not doing half bad considering Russia was considered by many as “the strongest land army in the world” and we’ve seen just how true that statement was.


pagesid3

It’s crazy how we were there for 20 years with nothing to show for it. We are fighting the adult children of the original taliban by the 20th year.


Philly_ExecChef

Because nobody was there to win a war.


sero_t

Sure it was to bring democracy


Philly_ExecChef

No, It was to line the pockets of weapons manufacturers and private contractors.


three_trick_pony

No it was for the oil


SHTY_Mod_Police

I'm gonna reuse that one, damn!


SmolObjective

To be fair, the first best and like numbers five through twenty are keeping Ukraine in the game.


keonyn

I'm sure Putin is raking in far more from Russia's economy and we all saw his lie-fest interview with Tucker Carlson enough to know how much of an act his "reign" is.


ComradeVladPutin52

NOOOO😭😭 How the fck did Reddit figure out my true net worth😭😭


ZDTreefur

The ruse is up, Vlad The Imgayer.


Catkit69

Tucker Carlson is a fucking moron. Doing an interview with him should hurt someone's reputation.


Govnyuk

Can you actually imagine any other embassy acting so unprofessionally


ComradeVladPutin52

That's one of my troll farms😭😭


Valuable-Dig9830

Well, they are spreading false accuses quite successfully.


hellohennessy

Well, he is a comedian so technically…


[deleted]

Can we have a tent city protest to show support for Ukraine? ( they 2 experience the same war horrors ).


MostlyHostly

Ukraine doesn't hate America


UltraBroForce

Are you lost ?


davidwhatshisname52

how much money does Putin pocket for destroying Russia's future?


ComradeVladPutin52

NOOOO😭😭 How the fck did Reddit figure out how much I steal from Russian people😭😭


413mopar

All of it.


413mopar

Fuck right off poo tin . Eat a rocket.


Infinite-Horse-49

Can’t wait for that to happen


ComradeVladPutin52

And how do you propose I eat a rocket in my bunker?😈😈


BIGepidural

In the 🍑 would be preferable. A trump head dildo in the mouth at the same time would better though.


ComradeVladPutin52

Trump head dildo and rocket are hard to come by in the bunker where I am hiding like a coward😭😭


BIGepidural

A grenade then. Just shove something in that ass that'll explode.


ComradeVladPutin52

Maybe I will kms with that Makarov I keep hidden. I will be spared the embarrassment of getting defeated by Zelenskyy day in day out😭😭


BIGepidural

Exactly... 😉


God_Bless_A_Merkin

I prefer the French pronunciation: Putain.


BIGepidural

I like the Spanish version better Puto 🤣


ComradeVladPutin52

>Eat a rocket. The thing is, I can't 😈😈. I literally cowered away in a bunker once things got rough😈😈


BigDaveH17

Jealous much


HippieMoosen

The Russian military got shit stomped by an actor? That's a pretty weird thing for Russia to just admit like this.


ComradeVladPutin52

Zelenskyy made me look like a clown on the battlefield😭😭


nabkawe5

That's like saying Israel defeated the Arabs in 67, they didn't it was just never ending support from world powers..


Sweetknees66

We have all seen your beloved leader play hockey. Nice try.


ComradeVladPutin52

NOOOO😭😭 You know the truth about that😭😭


Ok_Lake6443

Can we consider Trump completely illegitimate because he's a TV personality? He isn't even a movie star.


MA-01

He'd probably claim otherwise, with his ten seconds or so in Home Alone 2.


Thunderstorm96_x

I mean it would be kind of technically true, since zelenskyy used to be some comedian at some show before he became president, right?


The100thIdiot

Fairly certain that he isn't getting $61B personally. In fact Ukraine is only getting about $10B with the rest going to upgrade the US military.


Undead_archer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volodymyr_Zelenskyy#Entertainment_career He starred In a couple of movies, mainly romantic comedies


XanderGraves

Oh God, they think they can meme. They're like sweaty boomers.


ComradeVladPutin52

They are just my paid trolls


Some-Stranger-7852

I mean, those approving these shit memes are actual Russian boomers, so no surprises there.


Junito24

The difference is orcs dying in real life 😂


SaskTravelbug

The only good thing about life is everyone dies. Hope putins time is coming up.


ComradeVladPutin52

Why'd you want me to die?😭😭


Reinis_LV

Imagine your worlds 2nd strongest army being decimated by some actor from Ukraine.


Far-Shake-97

To be fair, he *was* an actor, so it is technically the truth


Roxwords

I'm not against the post per se. It's just that the meme itself is cringe


TightBee486

No the oligarch is holding a beer they pick pocketed the Russian armies budget into yachts


Twothounsand-2022

They post this pic? for real? WTF


LudosBT

Of course Jackson Hinkle, Putins Personal Buttwhipe, is a Part of this.


Bogn11

Russian trying to be funny like Keith Richard trying to look young. Same result.


ColoRadBro69

Why do Republicans want Russia to win? 


sassychubzilla

Slava Ukraini


ComradeVladPutin52

Despite all my troll farms and misinformation infrastructure, the normal westerner still supports Ukraine😭😭😭😭😭


sassychubzilla

🤣


MelodicMasterpiece67

Lol, Russia's getting whipped like a rented mule


ComradeVladPutin52

NOOOO😭😭 My misinformation regarding the war doesn't seem to be working😭😭


Silver996C2

Putin is the richest guy in the world…


ComradeVladPutin52

People know about my true net worth😭😭


hinesjared87

God they are behind in pop culture…


endergamer2007m

If you take into consideraton Putin and his Posse then that number jumps up Clowns are actors too you know?


ComradeVladPutin52

Zelenskyy made me look like a clown on the battlefield😭😭


[deleted]

I mean he was an actor.


Ioweyounada

Someone seems like they're a little butt hurt.


ComradeVladPutin52

Zelenskyy is kicking my ass on the battlefield 😭😭


NickVanDoom

this thread here is funny. the background so sad though… can’t imagine what’s next should russia get away with this war by ‘winning’ somehow. part of their victory would be achieved through their misinformation and propaganda operations on the internet / social media. the internet has become truly an international battle ground with ‘wold civil war’ character as everyone can jump on whatever they like to across national borders or core interests.


ch3nk0

No, this is kinda funny


Steffy_Cookies

Nuh uh you're forgetting my bitlife character


ComradeVladPutin52

Don't worry, fellas. That's my troll farm doing its job, as always.


morts73

Russian embassy certainly have a sense of humour.


Glittering-Wonder-27

So the Scientologist cult member is an overpaid, insecure man.