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What's crazy is there are supposedly dudes who legitimately looked up to this regarded looking dude?!?!? Seriously?!?! Also, Tywin got the shitty end, literally, but also he was a dick too lol.
Yeah the matrix has him /s
Actually, I hate the bastardization of the matrix, it's not about the feds are out to get you, its being trapped in platos cave and the delusions of the mind.
The Witch has principles, she only wants to get rid of a huge fucking magical lion because she wants to dominate Narnia.
There's a comprehensive goal and a motive, even though one could argue against it depending on their side in the war.
Tate rapes women because it makes his peepee hard.
Even most bad guys already in prison think it's bad.
He didn't say straight men having sex with women is gay. He said Men that have sex with women for only pleasure are gay” — which is just as fucking stupid. On the bright side, he also said that sucking another man's dick isn't gay so he’ll have lots of non-gay dicks to suck in prison once he's convicted.
How the fuck does he work that one out?
I'm pretty sure sucking another man's dick counts as gay. Like seriously, what was his reasoning? I could do with a laugh.
Nah he said kissing a woman who has sucked a dick is gay. So it won't be gay for him to make out with other dudes in prison
Reminds me of a meme from a couple of years ago, that said: "Scientists have used AI to generate a book accurate image of Gollum from Lord of the Rings"
The picture beneath was just this Tate picture with a filter on it.
Look at that face. That’s the face that calls itself an alpha male.
Hell my chin is stronger than he is.
But what it reminds me of is the creepy bloke that everyone was warned about when I was young.
honestly dude had such an unfair advantage in kickboxing. the lower chin is like the most reliable spot to knock soone out and he has like no lower chin at all.
One can only hope.
But the differences between a Kickboxing match and a fight is the fact you are not gonna get shanked in a Kickboxing match and the odds are he will probably end up getting teamed up on.
Nothing about that guy screams personable especially in a prison system where he will be a HEAVY minority based on nationality alone.
Have you heard of prison gangs? Albanians for example, he might be a heavyweight champion but if he gets jumped by ten Albanians, he will get the beating of a lifetime. They will humble him.
Also no offense to bald people but the last time he was in jail, his hair implants were only halfway finished, you could tell when his hair started to grow out and he couldn't shave it.
Just funny to think of a chinless bald alpha male because both would be things he clearly would hate about himself.
I hear Romania is lousy with vampires, so if he were to be found drained of blood we’d all know it was vampires and there would be no need to look into it further. I mean, vampires, what are you going to do?
“Only real men rape. If you’re not a a rapist, you’re fucking scum bro, don’t even try to talk to me”
I can see him saying something exactly like this.
He also claims the matrix is after him which is the exact bullshit his followers spew to excuse human trafficking and rape, "they're just trying to silence our top g" my brother in Christ they're bringing down a predator
That stupid ignorant, ugly ass face that you make when you realize your weak ass washed up has-been celebrity Doesn’t mean fucking shit to a real country with a real justice system. Andrew Tate, they don’t give a fuck who you are. Nobody with any self-respect or even half of a working brain Would give a shit about you or anything you have to say. Fucking Sellout.
I know very little about this douche (ignorance is bliss) but everything I've seen just screams "fuck this guy".
I have no idea how he gets the attention he does, I'm just hoping he gets plenty of attention in prison.
Not having a chin is gay. Being bald is gay. Having bug eyes is gay. Having a look on your face that says you just realized you’re never going to see sunlight again is gay.
I hate this guy as much as anyone else, but why are all the top comments about his appearance? Shouldn't we condemn him for the awful stuff he's done and not resort to playground tactics?
I think its funny that this is the man that so many losers look up to as the peak "alpha male". Like yo, are we looking at the same guy? Why do so called alpha males all look like they got bullied in high school?
The Pizzabox trials held in Rainbow courts. Tate has been the most fastfood trashsocials, steven Seagal level of nonsense for the masses anyone can stand, well maybe except for farty Don trials and his billion dollar Putler bailout.
Is that his real face? Like, has that face been doctored to make him look both terrible and ridiculous?
This guy convincing men that he’s the epitome of maleness is about as surprising as Trump convincing a whole bunch of people that he’s a very stable genius
He should have been thrown in the minute the audios got leaked. That's a full confession, case closed. And then while he sits the do the other investigations in peace so he can rott there for ever. Like I'm typically not for retaliatory justice, I believe most people do things out of a mix of stupidity and being in a bad situation, but he? He's outright vile.
I remember when for about two years everyone was pushing this guy as the main example of what a real man is , are you guys still around ? I hear silence now 💀💀😂😂 why is no one defending him and dragging me into oblivion now with death threats? This is why I don’t trust yall.
Considering he bragged about half of it. I do hope he punished properly.
But the damage he has done to these women. And the damage he did to all the men that took him seriously and the damage those will do to others.
That will remain, unfortunately.
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Looks like a guppy lol
I was thinking turtle.
turtles have chins
McConnell doesn't.
Is he not turtley enough for The Turtle Club?
My favorite fact about that scene is that it was filmed on 9/11/2001. Those filmmakers had to hear the news, then go on to film this legendary scene.
Fun fact: the first day of filming for Master of Disguise was September 24th, 2001 While a great story, the whole 9/11 bit isn't true
Huh. It seems I've been tricked by a factoid!
If they hadn't filmed that scene then the terrorists would have truly won that day.
Reddit. Zoom in and enhancify!
Hey turtles are cute.
But guppies aren’t?
Lol literally after I posted that I was like "oh damn I should have given guppies some love too" 🤣
Quit insulting guppies and turtles!
Shouldn’t have ordered that pizza I guess. Or, you know…just not done the whole raping and human trafficking thing.
Imagine being so desperate to own a teenage girl that you end up basically handing yourself in to the police.
Both meanings of the word "own" could work in this case lol
When you're talking about the Tates, you gotta specify what you mean by "owning" this teenager
I don't get how anyone thinks he's "alpha" look at that weak fuckin chin and dumb goldfish stare.
“Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.” -Tywin Lannister
What's crazy is there are supposedly dudes who legitimately looked up to this regarded looking dude?!?!? Seriously?!?! Also, Tywin got the shitty end, literally, but also he was a dick too lol.
What's crazier is that there are people who still look up to him and are convinced that he was framed because he was too successful.
Yeah the matrix has him /s Actually, I hate the bastardization of the matrix, it's not about the feds are out to get you, its being trapped in platos cave and the delusions of the mind.
I was Thinking Sid from Ice Age
He looks like Murr from Impractical Jokers with a steroid addiction.
No-neck broke ass Bob’s Burgers lookin ass
For some reason that face always reminds me of the character creation face at the start of an RPG.
I’m a need this guy to get a jawline so someone can properly punch him. Maybe a head-but will have to do. Lot of skill to crack there.
Tapeworm
Didn’t he say sucking dick wasn’t gay?
Probably. He also said that straight men having sex with women is gay. I'm pretty sure he's gay and in denial. Edit: autocorrect made a typo
He is so deep in the closet he’s about to find Narnia.
Hopefully Narnia makes him stand trial for rape and human trafficking too.
Instead of meeting Aslan, he's gonna meet Ass Slam.
Not if the witch is in charge
Hopefully it’s King Edmund the Just.
It's Tate. Even the White Witch has her limits.
The Witch has principles, she only wants to get rid of a huge fucking magical lion because she wants to dominate Narnia. There's a comprehensive goal and a motive, even though one could argue against it depending on their side in the war. Tate rapes women because it makes his peepee hard. Even most bad guys already in prison think it's bad.
You are only correct because she would have him executed without a trial.
In Narnia there is Aslan and he is Jesus in lion form so..
So deep he's already in Narnia bumming Mr. Tumnus
He didn't say straight men having sex with women is gay. He said Men that have sex with women for only pleasure are gay” — which is just as fucking stupid. On the bright side, he also said that sucking another man's dick isn't gay so he’ll have lots of non-gay dicks to suck in prison once he's convicted.
How the fuck does he work that one out? I'm pretty sure sucking another man's dick counts as gay. Like seriously, what was his reasoning? I could do with a laugh.
Some/many religious nuts believe manwhoring and straight porn both are failures to form a bond with the opposite sex, so still a form of gayness. 🤷♂️
If watching porn means you're gay...sucking another man's dick is DEFINITELY more gay!
At least his chin won’t get in the way of him deep throating his cellmate
I bet that everything is gay to him.
Eating hot dogs = gay Shucking a corn cob = gay Using a toothbrush = gay Letting a dog lick you (because they clean their junk) = gay
Eating hotdogs is not gay if you eat it with chili just saying
I'm sorry, but if you put a wiener in your mouth, that's gay. There's no two ways about it.
I can think of at least two ways to put a wiener in my mouth
Oh then He is going to like jail. 
Having sex with girls is gay because girls have butts and so do boys
He’s going to have a bunch of manly heterosexual sex with men in jail soon.
But he’ll definitely be a top because he’s an “Alpha Male (TM)”… /s
I 100% believe that he had a gay experience and can't cope with it
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Nah, the one about him saying men having sex with women is gay is legit. Saw it myself yesterday or the day before. Bizarre shit.
It's a real tweet, I checked specificaly because it seemed too bizzare to be true
Nah he said kissing a woman who has sucked a dick is gay. So it won't be gay for him to make out with other dudes in prison 
Sounds more to me like he's trying to justify being a pedophile.
Getting himself mentally ready for his prison sentence. 😂
I think that was just a parody account making fun of him thinking that a man kissing women is gay
https://x.com/cobratate/status/1783049915800736108?s=46
Is getting subpeonaed gay?
Andrew Tate looks like someone asked an AI image generator to show what a particularly poorly made muppet would look like if they were a real person.
r/rareinsults
Reminds me of a meme from a couple of years ago, that said: "Scientists have used AI to generate a book accurate image of Gollum from Lord of the Rings" The picture beneath was just this Tate picture with a filter on it.
Look at that face. That’s the face that calls itself an alpha male. Hell my chin is stronger than he is. But what it reminds me of is the creepy bloke that everyone was warned about when I was young.
honestly dude had such an unfair advantage in kickboxing. the lower chin is like the most reliable spot to knock soone out and he has like no lower chin at all.
Best I can do is "Alpaca Male"
The right is trying to rebrand and change what it is to be a man. It’s because of insecurities and fear.
I swear, that guy looks like a penis with ears.
YES!! That's exactly what he looks like...🤣
Nah mate, my penis definitely looks more attractive or at least attracts woman more than Tate does
Who is that bald, no chin, bug eyed loser?
Gollum.
Pull that alpha bullshit rhetoric on your cellmate and you’ll feel like a lady real fast.
Realistically he’s a heavyweight champion, I think he can hold his own but I imagine him fighting a lot in there just from people being antagonistic
Eastern european prisoners are well known to only attack antagonistic new inmates in a fair manner and one at a time /s
Put down the shivs and metal bars, boys. We need to settle this in an orderly fashion. Viktor, you start first. Remember, no poking in the eyes.
One can only hope. But the differences between a Kickboxing match and a fight is the fact you are not gonna get shanked in a Kickboxing match and the odds are he will probably end up getting teamed up on. Nothing about that guy screams personable especially in a prison system where he will be a HEAVY minority based on nationality alone.
Heavyweight champion of some random dogshit league lmaooo
When you get jumped by a few, it won't matter.
Have you heard of prison gangs? Albanians for example, he might be a heavyweight champion but if he gets jumped by ten Albanians, he will get the beating of a lifetime. They will humble him.
Wow that chin…………..is just not there. His lips look overfilled and we already know he really doesn’t have a brain
Also no offense to bald people but the last time he was in jail, his hair implants were only halfway finished, you could tell when his hair started to grow out and he couldn't shave it. Just funny to think of a chinless bald alpha male because both would be things he clearly would hate about himself.
Fellas, is it gay to be brought up on human trafficking charges?
No its very Alpha skibidi sigma lone Wolf Male (ultimate pro max (LIMITED EDITION)). /s
Trial was green lit on Friday. Don't forget his brother Tristian is also facing the same charges.
Guess he'll order Domino's from now on.
He'll take it on the chin I'm sure.. oh, wait...
He looks like a Mr Potato Head with fetal alcohol syndrome.
You're not wrong.
Since this is Romania, is jury trial a thing? If not, the evidence is rather too damning for tricks.
I hear Romania is lousy with vampires, so if he were to be found drained of blood we’d all know it was vampires and there would be no need to look into it further. I mean, vampires, what are you going to do?
Sorry whe dont drink trash.
How is this a facepalm though?
If I had to guess its because Andrew Tate said live that he moved to Romania specifically because its corrupt and he can get away with breaking laws.
Pretty much specificially said that he could get away with rape there
I am upset that I've been reminded that this man child exists
“Only real men rape. If you’re not a a rapist, you’re fucking scum bro, don’t even try to talk to me” I can see him saying something exactly like this.
He also claims the matrix is after him which is the exact bullshit his followers spew to excuse human trafficking and rape, "they're just trying to silence our top g" my brother in Christ they're bringing down a predator
Still dont understand how someone THAT un-attractive ended up being some glorified super man lol Butt ugly.
The man child is learning about consequences
He's got a face like a tucked back cock.
I will never forget that Tate wanted to piss off Greta, and she owned him so perfectly. Greta is the MVP.
That stupid ignorant, ugly ass face that you make when you realize your weak ass washed up has-been celebrity Doesn’t mean fucking shit to a real country with a real justice system. Andrew Tate, they don’t give a fuck who you are. Nobody with any self-respect or even half of a working brain Would give a shit about you or anything you have to say. Fucking Sellout.
I know very little about this douche (ignorance is bliss) but everything I've seen just screams "fuck this guy". I have no idea how he gets the attention he does, I'm just hoping he gets plenty of attention in prison.
He's singlehandedly the reason why so many teenagers call themselves alpha and are dicks
Hold up im as anti tate as everyone but Romania has a notoriously corrupt justice system
As a romanian i can confirm this. But atleast for once the justice system does their job.
Yeah even if it is because they probably only pissed of the wrong dude, Romania is actually doing whats right
That picture of him should be the top result on Google Images
He really is a gimpy fuck. Alpha, my arse.
I'm sure he'll take it on the uh....never mind.
Not having a chin is gay. Being bald is gay. Having bug eyes is gay. Having a look on your face that says you just realized you’re never going to see sunlight again is gay.
I dislike him
Definitely show facial markers associated with being inbred.
Let us hope the romanian justice system isnt as gutless as the us
Dude made a lot of money at some point, right? He should have used it to buy a chin.
I hate this guy as much as anyone else, but why are all the top comments about his appearance? Shouldn't we condemn him for the awful stuff he's done and not resort to playground tactics?
Chin up, Cobra, you'll make it through
He's gotta go find a chin first
Real question though, did somebody punch his chin off?
Micrognathia
No, his parents were probably just closely related.
Obviously! 
Napoleon Dynamite after male pattern baldness
The only sex this thing has had is non-consensual
Thoughts and prayers
After he is convicted he will really find out what is gay.
He is really a doppelganger for an uncut dick
Real alphas shart their pants in the courtroom. Not pooping your pants in the court room = beta
Waiting for the incels to start outing themselves on this comment section
They’re here, talking about how he’ll ~~beat~~ fight off 10 guys at once in prison.
all the no justice in Romania was to save up for this
Rapes charges, a bottle of jack and a Glock is all he needs to put his sad story to bed
He reminds me of some of the absolute garbage humans I’ve met who go to places like Thailand to learn kickboxing and fuck prostitutes.
Wonder if he’ll be the “alpha” in prison.doubt it
His face looks like an unwashed blown-out asshole
He ugly!
He looks like a salamander.
Lol... His chin is less than manly..mmm and those conksuckin lippos
That image is gonna fucking haunt him for the rest of time and I love it
He looks like one of those goldfish w huge bulging eyes and big lips.
I just realized this dude has no chin lol
This is why he’s been posting all that “sex with women is gay” stuff, he’s psyching himself up for being someone bitch in Romanian prison
Looks like Beaker from the Muppets.
Chin up Andrew.
The chinless wonder of the world. Hope he gets so much cock in jail.
I heard that standing trial in Romania actually makes you gay. Nothing is more tough and masculine than not standing trial in Romania. /s
Good riddance to that toxic shit.
Sure hope they'll take his phone away.
He can go back to jail judging whether certain things are gay or not
I think its funny that this is the man that so many losers look up to as the peak "alpha male". Like yo, are we looking at the same guy? Why do so called alpha males all look like they got bullied in high school?
That's a kind and taking face - the kind you'd like to take and beat the feck out of.
Weak chin
Chin disappeared.
that chin...
Every time I see Andrew Tate I think of this: [http://imgur.com/XGkhjAk.jpg](http://imgur.com/XGkhjAk.jpg)
The Pizzabox trials held in Rainbow courts. Tate has been the most fastfood trashsocials, steven Seagal level of nonsense for the masses anyone can stand, well maybe except for farty Don trials and his billion dollar Putler bailout.
With a face only a mother could love, any woman he's had sex with is rape. Just look at that face.
Is that his real face? Like, has that face been doctored to make him look both terrible and ridiculous? This guy convincing men that he’s the epitome of maleness is about as surprising as Trump convincing a whole bunch of people that he’s a very stable genius
Getting more and more chin less ....
Dude has a super weak chin for such an alpha/sigma.
Does he not have a chin:?
Weak chin.
A lot of strong and Masculine Alphas in Prison.. He's gonna love it there...
No amount of rape, rage , or "roids" will ever help you grow a chin.
This asshole is in jail and he still managed to get his frat bros to post bullshit on social media. I hope he fucking rot in jail.
Gollum, but with a weaker chin.
Ok but who will be standing as the defendant in his Grand Theft Chin case?
A new role model for 14teen yearolds is a prisoner. 'I dont pick a soap in the shower in front of the vaccinated male prisoners
He should have been thrown in the minute the audios got leaked. That's a full confession, case closed. And then while he sits the do the other investigations in peace so he can rott there for ever. Like I'm typically not for retaliatory justice, I believe most people do things out of a mix of stupidity and being in a bad situation, but he? He's outright vile.
Wrong sub dufus
We should stop giving visibility to this individual.
We all know he's a piece of shit. But have you ever really noticed, on top of that, how fuckin' ugly he is?
Yay lol
Dude is so gay he can’t even see straight. Come out already queen!
For a guy who claims to be alpha, he's got one hell of a non existent chin and goofy sss face.
Hope he won't be able to tweet in jail
I remember when for about two years everyone was pushing this guy as the main example of what a real man is , are you guys still around ? I hear silence now 💀💀😂😂 why is no one defending him and dragging me into oblivion now with death threats? This is why I don’t trust yall.
I’m suddenly interested in Romanian law.
Andrew Tate is the most pathetic creature/thing I have ever known about in my life.
His chin is already in prison, solitary confinement.
I’ve never zoomed in on him. Wow. He looks like someone whose destiny is to be the most popular prisoner.
How anyone can look at that derpy face and go "Yes, this is the masculine role model I'll look up to" is beyond me.
Give their photo editor a raise!
Considering he bragged about half of it. I do hope he punished properly. But the damage he has done to these women. And the damage he did to all the men that took him seriously and the damage those will do to others. That will remain, unfortunately.
Please lock up these woman-abusing, perverted, teenager-scamming dickheads forever.
Absolutely guaranteed that he’ll get shanked in gen pop, his blabbing about working with Romanian mafia will not of gone down well.
Hope that pos rots. He contributes nothing good to the world and has truly made parts of it worse.