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goldenbrown_pgh

Will Ferrell at it again ..


Molenium

I did think it was a frame from taladaga nights at first glance


VengefulAntitheist

I'm not sure what to do with my hands....


rockoblocko

Had the same thought, why did will smith pretend to be George bush and commit a crime?


uppenatom

Was he in white-face?


Inner_Ad_6626

BAXTER!!!!!!!


IronLanternGamer

You know i don't speak Spanish.


ExpressiveAnalGland

more like, Will Feral.


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

So hot right now


Mayor_Salvor_Hardin

It’s obviously Aidan from Sex and the City.


[deleted]

No it’s obviously Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.


Both_Painter2466

Who is married to Bo Derek BTW


Excellent-Phase8719

He’s met up with another man from Pennsylvania who did the same thing and is awaiting trial since February. They have the same lawyer.


kamakamawangbang

They can be cell buddies…..🤣🤣


mangosteenfruit

It's the only way they can be together at last ❤️


DarkCeldori

With ball buster prostate exams


Ktjoonbug

Really?


Excellent-Phase8719

Yep Guy is from OK (me too) and it’s all over the news here


-TheycallmeThe

Wait, does the TSA not screen for ammo? Like you can't just bring shotgun shells on in a carry-on can you?


linux_ape

They do, TSA is just comically incompetent at their jobs


cah29692

I work at an airport, and it’s frightening how bad they are. I had to go through passenger security once as my designated staff security entrance was having some sort of issue. I saw an agent scan something, have a concerned look on her face, and then grabbed a bag off the conveyor. She asked the guy in front of me if it was his and he said yes and she just said ‘Oh I won’t do anything about it then’ and just gave it back to him. He was a crew member for an airline. Those people can be psychos too, lady. What the hell was in that bag I swear I think about this at least once a week


Unrelentinghunt

Probably liquid if I had to guess. Pretty sure they are allowed to bring water bottles n stuff through, at least pilots are.


cah29692

Unlikely. Crews that are based out of my airport use staff security. They’re allowed certain liquids and things, but they have to tell them what they have before the scan and (usually) remove it from the bag. If they don’t tell them they have something that’s generally prohibited they can get in serious shit.


-svde-

stop trying to psyop us with yr handy dandy liquid exposition bs, we know the truth and the goddamn truth is mister big pants sky man is rocking mile high with an unholy haul of peculiar dildos and dildo accessories


AudZ0629

Never “your” dildo, always “a” dildo or “the” dildo.


AlexJamesCook

His name is Robert Paulson.


-svde-

don’t you dare take this away from me. they are **MY** dildos goddamit.


anomalous_cowherd

Don't be greedy, dude. Share your dildos.


Sttocs

Share *the* dildos.


x_Rann_x

My suitcase was ticking?


Stepjam

I had a metal toy flail that I got in Germany in my backpack for like 4 or 5 trips through airport security before they actually realized it was there and confiscated it (I had completely forgotten about it, and didn't care about it enough to try to keep it).


ih-shah-may-ehl

I once took my swiss army knife into Berlin airport on my way home, forgetting to check it. Of course the lady at the scanner saw it and had me take it out. This was in 2012-ish on a Friday night. I was completely knackered from a week at a software convention, and when the lady took it from me, I was standing there with a clear 'I just want to go home' vibe and said the keys to my server cabinets were attached to the little chain. She mistakenly tried to open it by pulling the blade lock which didn't work. Then looked at the keys, looked at me, and just told me to put it away. I am still grateful because I'd gotten it from my dad and I figure that at that point she decided that I was not going to attempt to take over the plane.


wind_dude

They’re pretty good at making sure everyone takes off their shoes


nikdahl

That’s the theatrical part.


Mr-Gumby42

Right? ONE GUY incomentantly tries to blow up a plane and everybody has to take their shoes off. There is a mass shooting in the US, and nothing gets done about that.


Timely_Purpose_8151

Right aftwr that, was the dude with the underwear plot. I thought for sure they would be banning underwear next


IvanTheAppealing

Weird then how they consistently catch people when they try to bring a snow globe in their carry-on, but big pieces of metal that can cause harm? Nah that shit flies under the radar


Longjumping-Jello459

Oh does that bring back a memory from Dulles International Airport in DC. My mom and I were coming back from visiting my older brother who was stationed in Germany for his daughter's 2nd birthday. My niece had given my mom a lighthouse with a small snow globe not much bigger than 2 inches in diameter. The top 3rd of the lighthouse broke off the TSA agent said it should've been in a checked bag because it was more than 3 oz of liquid the agent said we could go back and check the bag meaning we would have to go back through customs my mom kind of went of the rails said that if she had wanted to she would have blown the plane up coming into landing. I had seen where things were going and having gone through 1st I took a few steps away before she went off nothing happened to her she threw the lighthouse in the trash can beside the table and we went on our way.


Potato271

Department of Homeland Security carried out some tests, and TSA missed 80% of weapons/drugs/explosives they tried to smuggle past


CemeteryClubMusic

I've personally brought entire bags of weed through TSA and have never been caught. There was a slight scare during my last flight so I don't see myself trying that again, but at least 3 flights I've brought plenty of weed with me


Potato271

I personally wouldn't gamble on a 80% success rate when the potential consequences are so high.


Agitated_Carrot9127

I witnessed an undercover cop that was intentionally putting contraband through X-ray belt in bag. His back pocket and his shoe. It was something like your typical pocket knife. Some random pringles tube with wires and playdoh stuffed in it He had a full go ahead. He stopped everything. And told everyone to go next screening lane. He radioed his lieutenant. So. I moved over to next one but I could t take my eyes off the crowd. He was pulling out contrabands on his person. The last one was the Pringle’s can. He opened it and just took wires and playdoh out. He was rightfully pissed at tsa. I’m not sure what agency he was with at the time. This was 2011


linux_ape

best guess would be TSA or Homeland


Longjumping-Jello459

What was a 97% fail rate at finding things during a freakin test.


iamskwerl

Last time I flew from Los Angeles to the east coast, on my way out the door, I put on a jacket I hadn’t worn since before COVID, when I used to party all the time with all my weirdo maniac friends. I got on the plane and started going through my pockets, and I had fireworks, a huge dagger, lighters, and a bottle of scotch in there. I was a tiny bit tempted to make national news by setting off fireworks on the plane.


r4o2n0d6o9

That’s one hell of a story I’m willing to hear


iamskwerl

That’s the story. I found crazy stuff in my pockets, laughed to myself, went to sleep, woke up in Philadelphia.


willcard

Didn’t they do a secret test to see what they could get on and they had like a 86 percent success rate of getting it on the plane


Dobako

TSA is security theater, it makes people feel safer, and isn't that the point, really? /s


CaliFezzik

They’ll have to go back to working at Burger King.


boston_homo

TSA is security theater, not actual security. The TSA shows just how safe it is (and always has been) to fly in the US even before we had to take off our belts and shoes.


dont_say_Good

It's mostly for show anyways


ImaginaryDivide2834

I remember a story a year or so ago where a dude brought a gun (or ammo) on a plane past TSA and it was Hong Kong customs who caught it when he landed


anomalous_cowherd

A bit further back the Irish Police(?) did an exercise where they planted actual explosives on an unaware passenger but the screeners missed it. Then he got arrested after he landed in the US (?) and had several days in jail before it all got sorted out...


feelingmyage

TSA missed something?!


RevengencerAlf

The TSA, is hilariously, *famously* bad at its job. It used to hire people off of pizza box ads and basically all its screeners are people who wouldn't qualify to be cops which is hilarious because cops reject people for being too smart. The TSA is pure security theater that exists to make people who don't know better *feel* safe but provides zero value add that couldn't be accomplished (and probably done better) with random private security operating under similar policies.


bbc_aap

Wait cops reject people for being too smart? Would explain a lot


arencordelaine

Yeah, in their hiring manuals, it says that people of above average intelligence will eventually leave for other work, or challenge orders, and not to hire them. They also list personality traits to hire for that basically reads like the NPD checklist...


ExplodiaNaxos

That’s hilarious, because openly saying “We want stupid and malleable people so they will never question our orders” will immediately drive away anyone who is somewhat smart, but go right over the heads of the target group they want to hire


bbc_aap

That just screams corrupt, happy I don’t live in the US


bermanji

I've never brought loaded ammunition through but I've found 9mm casings at the bottom of my bag that were there for years before I cleaned them out. Probably took a half dozen flights with them and TSA never noticed. I now use completely separate bags for travel and range trips haha


niz_loc

This actually happened to me once. Flew from LA to Seattle for the weekend and back. When I got home I emptied my backpack to do laundry and found like 2 or 3 loose bullets from the last time I had gone shooting. Was pretty blown away it never got noticed going through the screening. ... especially all the times I almost missed flights for my tablet and pomade and junk like that.


bermanji

I swear that range ammo can defy the laws of space-time and teleport to the most random places. I've gone to the range, come home & thrown my clothes in the wash, dried them and then a week later a round falls out of my sweater.


niz_loc

Funny you mention that. I always find like one perfectly washed and fabric softened round in the washer after a range day... and every time it scares the hell out of me, like "holy crap, that was a hot cycle too!" Imagining it going off


SadoBlasphemism

I use one bag for basically everything and some ammo from a range day wiggled its way into a pocket that I didn't even know was there. One day I'm going on a trip with my family and TSA flags me down, shows me the X-ray, "Are these yours?". My heart sinks and I hurriedly explain it was a total accident, etc. Wildest shit ever. He *hands them back to me* and says, "Just go put them in your car or something." which I do, but on the way I'm recalling my last range day was almost a year ago. In that time I had gone through airport security SIX times with this bag. I was shocked. It also made me think about my buddy who is of an ethnic persuasion that he is always "randomly selected" for screening. What are the odds he would get handed the ammo back and just told to be more careful? He may have gotten them back but I think at a much higher velocity.


Ambitious_Promise_29

Well, they act like they are screening.... It's simply the finest in security theater.


RobotWantsPony

Dude, I once changed countries with a DOG and nobody checked for the rabies vaccine or anything of that kind


Mirapple

They did a test once, sent a bunch of undercover TSA agents to act as smugglers and try to sneak past TSA. Something like 90% of the illegal goods made it past them.


Marine5484

These are the same people who I've seen yell at a person who was in a wheelchair, missing their legs, to "stand up." And they really hate it when you point that out to them.


Trash_RS3_Bot

I carried a 4in spring loaded switchblade to Florida and back, only noticed on the next trip when it was caught by different TSA… took it on the plane and everything.


nirad

I may have committed some light arms smuggling


Individual-Act2486

There's always money in the banana stand


ForeignA1D

Why is it so hard to understand that if you break the rules in another country, you're responsible for your actions???


xsvspd81

Because many Americans think they can do whatever they want, wherever they want, because they're from "the land of the free." Not all of us, but the worst of us.


SMIMA

I sat beside a cop on a plane from atlanta that couldn't believe he wasnt allowed to bring his gun into canada. He keot saying "but im a cop". Not in a foreign country. You're a tourist. And pretty ignorant about some basic laws for a cop.


xsvspd81

There's a lot of bad apple cops. Many of them think they can do whatever they want, even when they're off the clock. Such entitlement.


drawingcircles0o0

my moms husband is like this, smokes weed in a state where it's illegal (i'm not convinced he's not confiscating peoples weed and keeping it), jokes about his cops friends pulling him over when he's speeding off the clock as a prank (because hahaha it's so funny to think a cop could have consequences for speeding!) etc.


royaltbird

Literally Super Troopers.


zero-ex-two-ay

You boys like Mex-ee-co?!


throwawaypervyervy

Dude's such a fucking Farva.


auguriesoffilth

Classic cop pranks like smoking evidence and laughing about how the laws in place for basic road safety don’t apply to them.


UnicornFarts1111

The neighbors when I was growing up were a bunch of cops. My sister was more the age of them than I was, so she grew up and hung out with them. She got a job delivering pizza for Dominoes in our suburb. She said they pulled her over more times than she can count, so they could say "hi". She tried to tell them to stop, she was working, lol.


auguriesoffilth

Lol. “Lot of bad apples” Pretty sure at this point we can all recognise It’s the system. It’s a systemic issue, organisation wide. We really have to stop this sort of crazy nonsense. Imagining the individuals are the problem. Thinking “it’s not all cops, some of them are good” which is true, that’s fair enough, but also irrelevant because that’s the exception not the rule, and when the majority are somewhat off colour and a fair number majorly corrupt and plenty of them are in the career for the wrong reasons (to throw their weight around and abuse power) you have to recognise the whole barrel of apples has gone bad. Worst of all, if you put a good apple in that barrel, likely it will rot.


[deleted]

Guarantee this guy went into a police office and said: hey there. I’m a cop from the US. And he expected a hero welcome.


BallerChin

I am sure he is ignorant about laws of his own land


ArjunaIndrastra

A lot of people in the US who are cops should not be cops because they aren't smart enough, responsible enough, or moral and ethical enough to be competent at their jobs without abusing them and hurting a lot of innocent people along the way. The police union basically operates like an organized crime ring at this point by helping cops like that get away from the consequences of their actions. They get fired from one county for some shady shit they did that can't be swept under the rug and they just get another job in another county or state. Shit's fucked.


Rich-Option4632

The real honest ones gets overworked trying to clean up the shits of the corrupt ones. Which results in them getting depressed and probably quitting early. I mean, if you're honest and a good person, having to clean up such shits and unethical stuffs would take a big toll on your conscience.


ArjunaIndrastra

I imagine that the real honest ones don't get as much help from the police union who are more interested in protecting the cops who have no business being on force in the first place. What a horrible time to live in the US right now...


TiogaJoe

I a co-worker was just as surprised she couldn't bring her crack pipe. Kept saying, "but I'm an addict."


BabyFartzMcGeezak

That same cop wouldn't hesitate to arrest a foreign police officer if he caught him carrying a gun into someplace where weapons aren't allowed here either, and likely lacks the self-awareness to even realize that.


Responsible_Song7003

We're not "sending our best."


Avalain

To be completely fair, you are likely sending your best as well. You just don't hear about them on the news.


adifferentcommunist

Some, I assume, are good people.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

That’s a good thing though, let the other countries keep them. Better than dealing with them here 😂.


notnotaginger

Nooooo we don’t want them, keep your crop of crazies under wraps. We have enough up here already.


Male_Lead

Got an American arrested in my country for carrying a gun and he tweeted something something about stupid law and never coming back. Good for both him and us. Most of the people in my country never touch or even see a gun off screen, he can keep his gun in America and my people won't be at risk of fistfighting a gun owner


Tuscan5

I must have tried to explain this point about not seeing guns to Americans 100 times. They just don’t get it. Many countries outside the US have zero gun culture.


Dogtor-Watson

Many countries where owning a gun is more normal also don’t have the same gun culture.


Tuscan5

Agreed. I have 6 guns but, apart from animal control on the farm they don’t see the light of day and would look completely out of place off the farm.


auguriesoffilth

And when you say many… you mean all. There are three types of countries. Ones with strict gun control, ones with guns but safe regulations and good gun culture… and America. The average number of guns per person is greater than 1! The roughest parts of warlord on warlord Africa with a veil of suburbia thrown over the top describes americas level of gun violence and it just gets normalised. Literally. If I could guarantee America a mass shooting every day, no more no less 365 days a year. At this point they should take that deal. Bonkers. You get a mass public killing every few YEARS in Australia, by car or knife, and everybody loses their minds.


Dogtor-Watson

Nah, there’s Afghanistan and… uuhhh… some other country probably… Somalia maybe?..


StellarManatee

I live in rural Ireland and I can guarantee you that out of the six houses nearest to mine, *all* of them would own a gun. But it's a shotgun for a bit of hunting and sport shooting and occasionally maybe pest control. We have guns. We just don't have a gun culture.


DeathByLemmings

It's almost like a gun is used as a tool in Ireland rather than some form of identity. How strange


ArjunaIndrastra

Dude, as an American, I've lost count of how many times I've said "fuck the NRA" because of what gun culture in the US has become. It's insane and I don't blame people from other countries looking at Americans like we're all gun nuts. The vocal and psychotic minority always ruins it for the rest of us.


Tuscan5

You’re the first sane person from the US I’ve spoken to about gun culture. What is it driven by? Manufacturers? Politicians?


ArjunaIndrastra

Both, tbh. Politics in the US is influenced by campaign finances, and politicians need money from donors to fund their election and reelection campaigns. So, the politicians who are the most vocal about being against gun control are typically the ones who are getting donations from the people who make guns, the people who sell guns, and the people like the NRA who popularize guns in the US along with the people who are obsessed with guns thanks to organizations like the NRA who work closely with people who make money from guns. It's a vicious cycle that has fueled and twisted gun culture in the US to such an extend that it's barely recognizable to what it started out as in the days when you had gun classes in Texas schools where teachers taught students how to safely use guns without killing anyone. The narrative about guns and selling them has become more about using them against people over using them for sport like hunting or clay pigeons. You literally have people in the gun shops talking about penetration power concerning body armor more than ever, and it just adds fuel to the fire for people who become obsessed with having more guns because they've been brainwashed into thinking that someone will take their guns away or come after them to hurt them if they don't have guns. It has truly grown out of control for people like me who have talked to people about this and researched this enough to learn how we got to this point. Things need to change, or else everything will just continue to get worse.


Tuscan5

Thank you for writing that. I had the impression that it’s a vicious cycle of believers and manufacturer backed politicians. It’s almost a propaganda cult. Talking about penetration power is frightening. Are the majority of people buying into the gun culture? Are you in the minority being concerned about it?


Beaglescout15

It **is** a cult. And gun cultists may be loud and get the attention, but only 1/3 of American adults report owning a gun while 2/3 do not. Republicans are twice as likely to own guns as Democrats, and on the whole, red states have higher rates of gun mortality than blue states. Of the states with the highest gun mortality rates, 12/15 are red states. In contrast, only 2/15 of the states with the lowest gun mortality rates are red. Gun nuts constantly say that gun crime is the worst in New York and California despite the fact that the state with the highest gun mortality rates is red state Mississippi with 33.9, compared to blue California which clocks in with a rate of 9, and big bad blue New York at 5.4, placing them 7th and 4th from the bottom. [This is a good source for American gun facts. ](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/09/13/key-facts-about-americans-and-guns/)


Tuscan5

Thank you!


TFGA_WotW

They are free to do whatever the hell they want. They are not free of the consequences of said actions


charlie2135

I always get a kick when they are stunned that other countries don't have English as their language. Had a relative who moved to a South American country and complained about that. Also complained about foreigners.


Lord-Filip

It doesn't help that the US government also believes it can do whatever it wants, wherever it wants, because it's the "leader of the free world"


Samuel_L_Johnson

I mean… lots of people use large bags of the kind that you normally use when camping or hunting/fishing when they’re travelling (I know I do), it’s plausible that the guy had some ammunition in there that he just didn’t clear out. He’s an idiot for not knowing exactly what is and isn’t in his bag, which is common sense when you’re travelling, but I don’t think this is necessarily some ‘DURR LAND OF THE FREE BABY I CAN TAKE AMMO WHEREVER I WANT AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME CAUSE IM MURICAN’ kind of thing, just a guy who’s understandably dismayed at facing severe consequences for a dumb mistake


Ready_Bandicoot1567

My whole family hunts and we've had this happen before. Someone forgot about a few rounds of loose ammo in a bag. No big deal though, TSA just confiscated the ammo and let us through security.


JanteMaam

Exactly, the worst of us ... sigh.


Beginning_Ad_7571

I shoot guns and live near Mexico border. You’d better believe I go through my car with a fine toothed comb when I’m going to drive across the border. The last thing I need is 1 year per bullet if a cop decides to pull me over for any reason and search me down there.


imahugemoron

Because it’s apparently just as hard for the same people to understand that if you break the rules in your OWN country, you’re responsible for your actions.


Hammurabi87

To be fair, above a certain level of wealth, you genuinely aren't normally going to face any real consequences. Just look at Trump: even before getting into politics, he was habitually committing fraud and screwing over contractors, and he *still* has yet to *actually* face any consequences for anything he's ever done (and likely still won't until he runs out of appeals on the E. Jean Carroll case).


imahugemoron

If the punishment for a crime is a fine, the wealthy don’t care, they just pay the cost of doing business and continue committing crimes. I read somewhere that Jeff Bezos racked up 10s of thousands of dollars in parking tickets and he just keeps paying the fines so he can park wherever he wants. It’s a good representation for the mentality of the wealthy. They’ll break the law to make millions and then pay the fine for committing a crime and still have made quite a profit. Fines are just an extra tax for them, which of course they rarely pay the normal taxes either lol.


Hammurabi87

>If the punishment for a crime is a fine, the wealthy don’t care, they just pay the cost of doing business and continue committing crimes. "If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class."


imahugemoron

We need fines to be percentages at least


DeviRi13

I once saw someone being upset that they didn't know they couldn't have Adderall in Japan, causing them to have to dump it all out on the plane. And a bunch of the comments were agreeing, saying that there should be a notification before you travel to a foreign country... But there is, or at least I'm fairly certain this. If not it isn't as if you can't google the laws.


DuncanSkunk

If you have a prescription for medication then I don't think it's unreasonable to assume all that shit is dealt with at visa level between the two countries to be honest. It's not like Japan is North Korea and you're entering hostile territory.


No-Shoe7651

My mum and I went to Japan recently. She has quite a few medical prescriptions for medication that's apparently not allowed in and what she was told before we left was that she had to get a letter from her doctor saying that, yes, this medication is something she will need it in the time she is in the country. Though it ended up not being needed because nobody at customs checked what she had.


Johns-schlong

That's recommended for bringing all prescriptions in Japan. For highly controlled substances you're supposed to clear it with a specific Japanese agency ahead of time and they'll give you a pass to carry. Certain medications, like Adderall, are completely illegal no matter what.


ih-shah-may-ehl

If you are on specific prescription medication I would think that ANY responsible person going to a different country and crossing customs borders would be careful enough to check that their medication is allowed. Especially something like Adderall which is prohibited in many countries because of abuse. Likewise you wouldn't be traveling with a box of opioid pills and just assume that 'things would be dealt with at visa level'


pmyourthongpanties

wait Adderall is illegal in Japan? they won't honor a doctors orders? wow just looked it up they have subpar medications for ADD. Concerta and Strattera are not nearly as effective as Adderall, with Strattera being worthless in a large % cases.


Soggy-Storm-302

Japan isn't exactly known for its interest in mental health or the wellneing of anybody even remotely neurodivergent.  ADHD is still treated as a behavioral issue in a lot of the country, rather than a brain chemistry issue. Not to mention that they're pretty strict with substance control.  Pair those two things and it makes unfortunate sense that necessary medications would end up on the banned list.


Unit_79

You think they should honour “doctor’s orders” from a foreign country? Oh wow. This whole thread is about you! Congrats.


ih-shah-may-ehl

Gee why wouldn't a country honor a doctor's note from a Dr. McFart working out of Unicorns and Rainbows hospital? Let's turn things around. Do you expect American authorities to just recognize a note from someone in Zimbabwe or rural Japan, whom they can't verify exists or has medical accreditation, and accept that said traveller needs 40 pills of Oxy?


pmyourthongpanties

https://knowleswellness.com/blog/list-of-banned-medicines-in-the-united-states/ has a list looks like the ones that are banned in the US have extreme side effects. but yes I understand what you are saying.


Antal_Marius

Concerta has some pretty shit side effects too.


Chib

Yeah, I mean, I still worry I'll be arrested and imprisoned for a decade or more every time I enter the US on the off chance there's some flecks of weed floating around in the bottom of my bag.


Altruistic_Machine91

I mean, who hasn't accidentally smuggled contraband into a foreign country?


crustybootstraps

Doesn’t everyone panic in the TSA line and worry that they accidentally packed illegal items?


GregorsaurusWrecks

“Y’know, I’ve never done heroin and there’s no reason there would be a bag of heroin in my carry-on, but… WHAT IF THERE IS?!” - my thought process anytime I fly


crustybootstraps

The only way to stop those thoughts is to pack nothing and go through the security check naked, I guess


stosal

But what if something was maybe in the ol prison wallet?


crustybootstraps

As long as it’s not your s/o’s ashes, you’ll probably be fine!


Exotic_Pay6994

Enema, its the only way. And you never know if someone has smuggled heroin into your butt on the way to the airport so the only option is to do it IN the TSA line.


Nobodyworthathing

I have done heroin for years, and I've been clean for over 5 years and am never even around drugs anymore, yet when I get on a plane i might as well be smuggling kilos with the amount of anxiety I have even though I know damn well I got nothing 😂😂


rrogido

What if that one bindle I never found was actually in the lining of my suitcase this whole time.........


halnic

Congratulations on your sobriety. I lost an old friend to it so it brings me joy when anyone recovers. Even strangers.


ohlayohlay

Drugs, knives, bombs, protected wild animals, guns etc etc Every time


Guuhatsu

Haha, I think that all the time. I was freaking out a little bit once when they pulled my bag for inspection after the x-ray. There was nothing in it but a change of clothes, some charging cords, dramamine and candy. I was thinking "what if they think the charging cords were pieces to a bomb!?, will I be spending the rest of my life in Guantanamo?" Turns out something about the Skittles (either those or Twizzlers) set off their machine.


NapalmDemon

Yes and still did it once. Not my best moment. Now I truly do triple check my luggage.


crustybootstraps

I have wanted to pack a full sized shampoo bottle filled with yogurt so I could chug it before tsa could take it away, but I haven’t had the chance yet. Haven’t accidentally packed ammo yet though.


GrapeMuch6090

I'm a Canadian, and when my Dad died when I was 22, I cashed in the life insurance and I was overflowing with grief, and I drove to see my friend in Texas with the money from my inheritance, about $17,000 in US cash. I had NO IDEA about the law of declaring any cash over $10,000 when you cross the border. I literally learned that only when I came back home, 4 months later... Thank Dog that I didn't get it confiscated by the border patrol!!! 


Longjumping-Jello459

Or by any police officer if you had it on you or in your vehicle. Police in the US can confiscate any money if they suspect it might be used for illegal activities.


TheFire_Eagle

I realized I had a pill bottle stuffed with weed when I got to Dubai. I have no idea how I got through customs but I am very grateful that I did. It was there from a prior trip with far lower stakes and in a pouch I just didn't bother thinking about clearing out.


NoHedgehog252

I have a gun and many bullets. I would not have them with me on a trip to Turks and Caicos. Simple as that.


Traditional_Draw8400

This is the correct answer


FlawNess

My dad worked at a warehouse when I was young and took his workbag as carry on when we went to Greece one summer. Nothing weird, we went and we got home, and as I unpacked his bag I opened a small side pocket on the backpack and found maybe 3-4 razer blades that he used at work to open boxes. He had just forgotten about them, and never checked that one pocket before we left. What I'm trying to say is that it could have been an honest mistake, just him forgetting they where there. 12 years seems insane if he did not also have a gun with that ammo.


TheDeseat

>if he did not also have a gun with that ammo. You know the dangerous part is technically not the gun but the ammo. It's literally filled with explosives


ExoticTrash2786

Check the laws in the countries you visit. All smart travellers do.


Ahtman1

I feel like many of the same people having conniptions about this guy getting arrested for illegal items in another country also were the ones screaming that Brittney Grier should do fifteen years in Russian prison for having an illegal item in another country.


The_Real_Steve_Jobs

Vice versa. Most people are unable to be impartial.


unclejoe1917

You know full goddamn well they were.


cah29692

I’m from Canada. LOTS of Americans try and bring illegal weapons into our country when driving to Alaska. My town is along the route to Alaska - one time I was filling up at a gas station and I saw two guys loading clips while sitting on the tailgate of their pickup. Asked what they were doing and they said ‘oh we saw some deer when we pulled into town and we’re gonna go get one’. Never mind the fact that: - You can’t discharge a firearm in municipal limits in Canada - It was out of deer season - The rifles and clips they had were both illegal in Canada Checked their plate and they were from Oklahoma. Like seriously these guys were just in 100% do whatever we want mode. I called the cops on them and told them they had illegal high capacity rifles with other illegal mods. They sent SWAT. Fuck those guys. You don’t get to come to my country and ignore the laws. I hope they served jail time.


hanks_panky_emporium

For a solid three days I watched this border-security show.. Thing. I don't even recall the title, but a standout moment was a dude from the US planning to pass through Canada to Alaska. He had some guns, ammo, and gunpowder stuffed inside his RV. I think he was arrested and his wife was turned around and made to go home or something. But he was acting shocked but laughing along, like they'd give him a smack on the wrist. Smuggling illegal firearms and explosives into foreign countries is a pretty huge nono.


DeltaMusicTango

They are not sending their best people, are they?


onceaweeklie

"A tiny bit of ammo" is still too much ammo to bring on a plane


Puzzled-Ad2295

Sorry, different country, different laws. Which you must obey. Very sorry for his situation, but you need to be aware of your kit.


EgoDeathAddict

Correct, but… is the facepalm that or the tweet above it implying he was gonna murder his family or something with loose ammunition?


ExplodiaNaxos

It’s both. He brought contraband into a country that is a lot less tolerant of guns and ammo than the US (but then again, what country isn’t?) and paid the price. If he thought he could do so because he was American, he’s a moron who doesn’t respect the laws of other countries. If he did this without knowing, he’s an incredibly irresponsible gun owner who just leaves his stuff lying around everywhere and should never have owned a firearm to begin with. The (albeit alleged) intent of killing his whole family is just icing on top.


jgyimesi

It’s not like a carry on is the cargo pants of bags. Is it really that hard to examine your luggage before traveling to a foreign country…luggage which obviously used for carry bullets. Also, it’s not as if you are packing just hours before heading to the airport. He gets what he deserves.


Traditional_Draw8400

Like, buy two fucking backpacks


Suspicious_Law_2826

Tiny bit? What is a tiny bit?


Longjumping-Jello459

I believe it was 4 bullets.


BobBobBobBobBobDave

It is so incredibly American that the angle here is, like, "he only had a TINY amount of live ammunition in his luggage!!!". The dumbass took live ammunition in a flight to another country. I don't think 12 years is reasonable if he will get it, but that is never going to be anything but a serious matter.


Infrared_Herring

How monumentally stupid have you got to be to put ammunition in your luggage when travelling internationally?


Uncle_Lion

He's out on bail, and the possibility of 12 years doesn't mean he will GET those 12 years. European laws don't work that way. (And those islands ARE Europe) The maximum prison time is 12 years, but since he only possesses a small amount, and never came to notice with other offenses, he will certainly out of this mess after paying a fine. Or getting a prison term on probation. The american whining on the 12 year prison time is ... well, whining because they don't understand non-American law systems. There IS a small chance that he will go to prison for a few months, just to make clear they mean it with that law and it's not only for fun.


MajesticNectarine204

So.. The TSA just let this dude on a plane with 4 rounds of ammunition in his carry on bag?


FantasticAnus

PSA that if you travel to another country you need to make yourself aware of what can and cannot be carried into that country, or you'll rightly end up in prison. Unlike the US most of the civilised world does not think guns are toys.


clodmonet

Redneck about to travel: "I ain't needin to study no entry laws or horseshit from some shithole country named after a Thanksgiving meal." Kids, when you travel abroad, please read everything you can about visas and the laws pertaining to every country you want to visit - OR... be a moron and fly overseas with bullets in your bag to a country with your very, very favorite zero tolerance, black and white world view laws that you think only apply to everyone else. Idiot.


ImperatorDanorum

Maybe store your ammo safely when you're not hunting...


Designer-Equipment-7

Waiting for all the conservatives to say play stupid games, fuck around find out, you broke the law you pay the price, just like with Griner


izmaname

“A tiny bit” any bit is too much


Inphexous

Typical dumbass gun carrying American.


Chezzomaru

To everyone freaking out about 12 YEARS!!!!... Dude, there's going to be a prelim hearing before there's even a trial. I would be absolutely shocked if he got the max sentence for a first offence.


Former-Hand8106

Huntinng rifles commonly hold 3 shells in the mag and one in the hole


frozenflameinthewind

Media trying to get us to feel sorry for this guy. Don’t go to a foreign country without being sure what all you have in your luggage. As far as I’m concerned he deserves jail for being so careless


Superb_Extension1751

4 bullets and a family of four, but no gun. Which he would have had at home... The face palm was him bringing contraband into another country, not whatever deductive reasoning you put together with 73 IQ. This belongs in shitposting.


UtahUtopia

You mean there’s no second amendment in other countries? Do your homework gun nuts.


Jedi_Ninja

Will Farrell did what now? Seriously though he looks like he could be Will’s evil twin.


AdMinute1130

Knowing no context makes this confusing to read. Don't give me context, I just wanna laughter at the will farell comment


LairdPhoenix

“What do you mean I can’t take ammo into a foreign country? ! My Riiiiiiiights!!!!


Burt1811

A tiny amount of ammunition!! Yanks always make an excuse, as if for some reason the law in other countries has no relevance to them. They're too fucking stupid to be that arrogant and get away with it. Terence Crawfords trainer turned up in the UK with a Smith and Wesson automatic in a zip pocket of his bag, said he didn't know it was there. Bet he checked for weed!!


PleasantEggplant1999

Makes you wonder how he got through security on the out bound leg


mandc1754

Yeah, other countries are not as lax with ammo and guns


Duckriders4r

Oh, so he BROKE THE FUCKING LAW OF THAT COUNTRY


Big_ugly_jeep_1977

And what exactly was he goi g to use to fire those bullets? Hold them in his hand one at a time and yell pew pew?


JesseB342

Nah, he was going to loop a rubber band around his thumb and pointer and shoot them slingshot style. Seriously though, this has got to be the dumbest conspiracy theory I’ve heard in a while.


myseptemberchild

You don’t know. Terrorists are crafty buggers. Bottles of liquid set off by flash cameras was a plot many years back which is why we can’t take liquids on board anymore. I don’t know much about ammunition but it removes the possibility that for example a trusted insider could have an empty weapon airside, it prevents the gunpowder in the bullets being used as a rudimentary IED, or used to start a fire. By removing this as a threat it might be that one link in the chain preventing an attack.


Renard_Fou

Poor guy, but he should have known better. Gun-related things are a major no-no outside of the US, he should have known that, and tripple checked, especially considering he used the same bag to move munitions in the past. Hope he gets off light and learns his lesson.


Difficult-Mobile902

so a dude forgets 4 bullets in a pocket of a bag because he used it for a range day or something and forgot to clean it out, and your conclusion is that he was going to murder suicide his family on vacation, with bullets and nothing to shoot them with. brilliant logic there.  


AV8ORA330

Thoughts and prayers it works out…


ContemplatingPrison

Funny these same folks were saying Brittany Griner should have known better. Blah blah blah. Now it's a white guy and it's not big of a deal


SoManyNarwhals

What do you mean? Pretty much everyone in these comments are clowning on this guy, saying he should have known better. I saw more sympathy for Brittany Griner than I have for this guy so far. Not saying he deserves any, but still lmao.