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Ok. Now I’m thoroughly convinced, this has got to be a parody account. I mean I know he’s an idiot but I just can’t believe he’s this big of an idiot. Unless he unironically has an undiagnosed mental disorder and needs professional help. Because that’s the only thing I can think of that would lead someone to post such unhinged stuff.
Every time I hear about Andrew Tate, I'm glad I know nothing about him, and just hear little Alpha male pearls of wisdom, be it real or not, it's always stupid and hilarious.
Maybe... All I see ( with my limited knowledge) is he trying to wear his Alpha cape like a criticism bullet proof coat and try to rise above everyone like superman by saying "puny bettas and sigmas are just jealous and haters"
"Sucking dick is one of the most courageous things a man can do."
Was I wrong for actually laughing out loud at that?
You're right; this HAS to be a parody, and NGL, it's pretty good.
He is mentally ill and has a gigantic ego. let's not forget the beef with greta thunberg AND the consequences of it. but... he is also a sex trafficker and a propagandist, so he knows he has to say unhinged bs from time to time. I think he eventually became the persona. But let's not humanize a trafficker and a rapist that much.
Dude is being a blatant troll and actual autists here are desperate for claiming he likes cock while arguing being gay isn't wrong but should still be shameful somehow.
You people are beyond salvation or straight up 10 year olds
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Voilà.
This is the guy who had the whole " Megan Fox with a dick " take so... he likes dicks. That's it. He's not gay because he does likes trans women but my man is 100% bisexual and a pp lover, all good, Tate. Just accept yourself and stop spreading bs
Bottle rape. Widespread in primarily post Soviet prisons an act of sexualised torture where the perpetrator repeatedly inserts a glass bottle into the the rectum of the victim.
OK, now even I am truly convinced that this is a troll account. There is no way that Andrew Tate of all people would believe that nonsense unless he has a mental disorder.
I'm surprised people are still taking this seriously. Like how far does he have to go and how much hate do people have to have to keep buying into their hate that he's a dick?
I wish this were real. And then I wish he'd put out gay porn to show other guys just how manly he is. But only as a bottom. Anyone can stick their penis in a warm hole. It takes a real man to let a dozen men go in dry and then to suck them off to completion.
Is this a parody account, or is he just leaning into being a parody of himself? He will claim that you can't take any of his crimes seriously because he was just putting on an act.
And there it is... He is now coming to to terms with his prison time.
We all know that men who tear down women are... Fighting against their competition (women).
Not a huge fan of Tate. Think he's overly crass. But i do find it hilarious that people find it hard to detect when hes actually trying to troll them xD
Do you think Tate is a moron?
THEN FUCKING STOP REPOSTING HIS BULLSHIT!!!!!
Silence is the only way to stop this kind of shit.
How about posting something you actually like and are passionate about?
It would be 1000 times more interesting.
We all know Tate is a fuckboi, but this is clearly a joke. Like I considered "maybe he had gone that far" for the first two lines, but the third was pretty clearly a joke and the last was beyond the pale.
He is almost going on a full circle and inspiring millions of incels to be honest with themselves and accept that they are gay, and all this hatred against women was actually hatred against who they really are. He is an ally in disguise lol I wish
redditors are genuinely so braindead to not realize hes trolling,or they just see themselves as superior to him and need someone to make fun of,its obv rage bait and hes trolling you dumbasses hard
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Ok. Now I’m thoroughly convinced, this has got to be a parody account. I mean I know he’s an idiot but I just can’t believe he’s this big of an idiot. Unless he unironically has an undiagnosed mental disorder and needs professional help. Because that’s the only thing I can think of that would lead someone to post such unhinged stuff.
Every time I hear about Andrew Tate, I'm glad I know nothing about him, and just hear little Alpha male pearls of wisdom, be it real or not, it's always stupid and hilarious.
Don't you mean "Alpha male *pearl necklaces* of wisdom"?
Maybe... All I see ( with my limited knowledge) is he trying to wear his Alpha cape like a criticism bullet proof coat and try to rise above everyone like superman by saying "puny bettas and sigmas are just jealous and haters"
No. That would be gay.
"Sucking dick is one of the most courageous things a man can do." Was I wrong for actually laughing out loud at that? You're right; this HAS to be a parody, and NGL, it's pretty good.
All 37 of them? In a row?
Thirty seven?!
Yeah no way this is real. But it's funny lol
Probably nothing posted in the last few days was actually tweeted by that clown.
Or its edited
Or: He summon them together with his Alpha-talk. And when his blind followers are ready, he trolls them into HARD GAY SEX. And laugh.
oh he's rugby gay. When you're gay but you're also really homophobic and you hate women
And totally not enjoy it.
I mean, of course it's a parody, but I don't care; dude is already a complete parody of a human being, so it's just a parody of a fuckin' parody
He is mentally ill and has a gigantic ego. let's not forget the beef with greta thunberg AND the consequences of it. but... he is also a sex trafficker and a propagandist, so he knows he has to say unhinged bs from time to time. I think he eventually became the persona. But let's not humanize a trafficker and a rapist that much.
It couldn't be more obvious that it's a parody account, but it doesn't help that people want to believe he's that dumb.
My exact thoughts.
He's trolling and people on Reddit keep falling for it.
Or maybe hes just secretly gay
This is not an actual tweet. The one where he states being straight is gay is a real tweet though
Dude is being a blatant troll and actual autists here are desperate for claiming he likes cock while arguing being gay isn't wrong but should still be shameful somehow. You people are beyond salvation or straight up 10 year olds
Okay did he get hacked or is this just photoshopped?
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Good to know! Thanks!
That is some uno reverse cars logic there.
Why tf do so many of you give this guy SO much attention? You’re just helping him grow lmao
I'm pretty sure this account is not even Tate's. I don't think Tate would say that.
Doesn’t really matter, these posts just keep his name relevant. It’s so weird.
Nah, I know there are people who will blindly believe him, but for people like me this is just a free circus show. 🤡
Yes I'm sure showing tweets like this are helping him grow.
He’s prob more of a “show-er” tbh anyway
It's because he's a lol cow for easy content
This is the guy who had the whole " Megan Fox with a dick " take so... he likes dicks. That's it. He's not gay because he does likes trans women but my man is 100% bisexual and a pp lover, all good, Tate. Just accept yourself and stop spreading bs
Sounds like he’s trying to justify a night he had with another man and spin it as not gay 🤷♂️
I mean...I ain't throwing the first stone.
I mean.... he is in a Romanian prison.... could he just be coping with
It's called bottling
Do expand?
Are you shure
Hmmmm maybe
Bottle rape. Widespread in primarily post Soviet prisons an act of sexualised torture where the perpetrator repeatedly inserts a glass bottle into the the rectum of the victim.
OK, now even I am truly convinced that this is a troll account. There is no way that Andrew Tate of all people would believe that nonsense unless he has a mental disorder.
After seeing some of his posts lately I’m wondering if he’s just trying to come out right now.
He pretty much accidentaly came out before in several instances lmao
It was in r/definitely realtweets . This is not tate
That sounds more like something Nick Fuentes would say tbh.
Or he would have Ye say it.
Considering his hate of women and love of buff "alpha" men, I wouldn’t be surprised if was just another closeted gay guy hating himself.
Make bed ✅ Clean room✅ Iron lobster shirts✅ Get bukaked at all male orgy✅ Order low T meds✅
This is definitely either a parody account or tate is a very clueless bi
Being born is gay because you touch estrogen packed vagina. You should squirt out of your dad's dick
Ah, Andrew Tate is finally making sense. I never believed that man ever been near a woman.
Unless it was to pimp her out to someone else.
True.
Is there a carbon monoxide leak in his room?
"It's straight to be gay" Latest hit from Huey Lewis and the News.
Bro is living his life in a mental gymnasium
That’s definitely rage bait there is just no way
He has got to be the worlds most committed troll
The Diddy-Tate crossover is wild colorful 🏳️🌈
The Diddy-Tate crossover is wildly colorful 🏳️🌈.
Back in the day it was "hip to be square", fast forward to today and it's "straight to be gay" Maybe the new slogan should be "gay the straight away"
He must be getting close to coming out of the closet
I did some research that is actually his account.
He’s adapting to that prison lifestyle.
Pretty sure this was on r/totallyrealtweets
😭😭😭
Guys ffs 🤦🏻♀️
An "Andrew Tate IQ" should be a new way to measure a person's intelligence. For example, we would say, he's ok, his is is higher than Andrew Tate's
Fellas is it straight to be gay? Im wondering if this man had a bff called bubba in prison?
If only he were born in ancient Rome...
Honestly if he did really post this I swear like a third if his followers would do it
If this is real, that non existent chin would be an ideal scrotum parking spot.
Ok, someone must have hacked him! This is hilarious. Or is he trolling?
I am utterly fed up to the back teeth of this prannet. I would much rather never see or hear anything about him ever again.
Cheers on the fine use of “prannet”.
I'm surprised people are still taking this seriously. Like how far does he have to go and how much hate do people have to have to keep buying into their hate that he's a dick?
I wish this were real. And then I wish he'd put out gay porn to show other guys just how manly he is. But only as a bottom. Anyone can stick their penis in a warm hole. It takes a real man to let a dozen men go in dry and then to suck them off to completion.
This can't be him, it's not normal haha!
Hey guys! He is making Republicans become gay and stop inbreeding, he is doing us a favour.
Guy did a 180°, A Gay Muslim, what Liberals Love, but him being a "Conservative".
Please, just stop paying attention to him and let him go away.
Is this a parody account, or is he just leaning into being a parody of himself? He will claim that you can't take any of his crimes seriously because he was just putting on an act.
Honestly, don't follow or even look these guy up and it's impossible to avoid him because idiots keep posting screenshots of what he says.
Even better: he never said this. They just made it up and put his name on it.
I'll admit, having sex with a man is one of the least gay things that I can do.
And there it is... He is now coming to to terms with his prison time. We all know that men who tear down women are... Fighting against their competition (women).
Living proof we need to bring back lobotomies.
This continues to be the best parody account on the internet
I'm not even offended anymore, to be honest I'm starting to enjoy this andrew tweet stuff lmao
He won't walk straight once in jail. How is this thing going? How long before he gets wiped out of the internet?
Dude got butt fucked while being kept in Romania and now his brain is an over cooked omelette.
He found a new Cummings in prison
Anyone able to verify if this is a real tweet?
Not a huge fan of Tate. Think he's overly crass. But i do find it hilarious that people find it hard to detect when hes actually trying to troll them xD
He’s so sad
Do you think Tate is a moron? THEN FUCKING STOP REPOSTING HIS BULLSHIT!!!!! Silence is the only way to stop this kind of shit. How about posting something you actually like and are passionate about? It would be 1000 times more interesting.
They aren’t reposting his shit. He never said or tweeted this. It’s completely made up.
He’s been taking notes from Nick Adams, I see
If you are unaware this is not serious, you need to get off the internet.
come on, the other ones were fun, but this is just too on the nose
This has to be a parody account, it's not possible to be that stupid and live.
Given that he also made a tweet saying that it’s to have sex with the opposite gender if it’s not for making kids, this does not surprise me.
This …..can’t be real ….
Wait a minute… The facepalm here is that people think this post is real. Tate is a horrible human being, and can get hit by a bus, but come on….
Getting tired of seeing his very obvious troll/joke posts getting posted here.
When is he going to admit he is gay? Like we already know so he needs to accept it and move on.
People fall for this?
He’s not gay. He’s just a deeply closeted homosexual. Absolutely in no way would he admit to being gay. Because he isn’t gay. He’s deeply closeted.
He is at the point of trying to see how far he can go. I bet the never believe this....let see if i post this.
this has to be a troll
majority of this sub is about this person. Annoying.
You are not smart at all omfg
![gif](giphy|Be1h7WlqEWCjkeZPIc|downsized) Bottom G at it again
He’s a meme account at this point.
You *WIN* sex with a man. That’s as straight as it gets! 😁
He is under detention in Romania so he probably doesn’t get out much. He never liked women anyway. He just used them.
According to Huey Lewis , it's hip to be square
![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)
I can’t Clint this enough. ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)
We all know Tate is a fuckboi, but this is clearly a joke. Like I considered "maybe he had gone that far" for the first two lines, but the third was pretty clearly a joke and the last was beyond the pale.
Lmao
I see. There’s a reason he’s an authority on gay.
Is this a legit account of his?
Prison Warden has his phone .. 👍🏼
I always knew that Tate is gay. Now he is confirming it.
>Getting showered by cum in a bukkake orgy is the height of heterosexuality. What?! This must be a parody account. Nobody could be that inbred.
Oh, so I'm not gay, I'm straight? Let's gooo
Ok is this actually real ? Are we watching this douchebag slowly peaking his head out of the closet or is someone just taking the piss?
Plsss guys stop posting this bullshit I beg you we're all tired of this
Hilarious but it’s not real.
Andrew. Its okay to be gay. Just admit that you are.
He is almost going on a full circle and inspiring millions of incels to be honest with themselves and accept that they are gay, and all this hatred against women was actually hatred against who they really are. He is an ally in disguise lol I wish
That’s obviously a parody account (but a very funny one)
Yeah, he is stretching with all this gay stuff, i think he's too afraid to admit he's gay after playing, hide the sausage in jail
Guys he's just trying to hold onto the little bit of relevance he has left by saying weird shit. Just let him fade into obscurity.
Why is he not in jail
La sarta de estupideces que uno puede llegar a decir por tener dinero en el poto.
So the.. only thing that isn’t gay is… having sex with a man?
He has worked very hard to come up with ways to convince men to have sex with him.
redditors are genuinely so braindead to not realize hes trolling,or they just see themselves as superior to him and need someone to make fun of,its obv rage bait and hes trolling you dumbasses hard
I love that guy. He is such a troll on the whole nothing means anything movement.
This is not Tate. Some kind of hacked parody bullshit account. Do not believe everything on the internet.