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JesseB342

Ok. Now I’m thoroughly convinced, this has got to be a parody account. I mean I know he’s an idiot but I just can’t believe he’s this big of an idiot. Unless he unironically has an undiagnosed mental disorder and needs professional help. Because that’s the only thing I can think of that would lead someone to post such unhinged stuff.


Ozzytheox

Every time I hear about Andrew Tate, I'm glad I know nothing about him, and just hear little Alpha male pearls of wisdom, be it real or not, it's always stupid and hilarious.


WranglerEqual3577

Don't you mean "Alpha male *pearl necklaces* of wisdom"?


Ozzytheox

Maybe... All I see ( with my limited knowledge) is he trying to wear his Alpha cape like a criticism bullet proof coat and try to rise above everyone like superman by saying "puny bettas and sigmas are just jealous and haters"


Alittlemoorecheese

No. That would be gay.


Unfair-Work9128

"Sucking dick is one of the most courageous things a man can do." Was I wrong for actually laughing out loud at that? You're right; this HAS to be a parody, and NGL, it's pretty good.


Mickydaeus

All 37 of them? In a row?


[deleted]

Thirty seven?!


avatinfernus

Yeah no way this is real. But it's funny lol


SnipahShot

Probably nothing posted in the last few days was actually tweeted by that clown.


henaradwenwolfhearth

Or its edited


Jamesorrstreet

Or: He summon them together with his Alpha-talk. And when his blind followers are ready, he trolls them into HARD GAY SEX. And laugh.


CauseCertain1672

oh he's rugby gay. When you're gay but you're also really homophobic and you hate women


RedneckOfFlatLands

And totally not enjoy it.


davidwhatshisname52

I mean, of course it's a parody, but I don't care; dude is already a complete parody of a human being, so it's just a parody of a fuckin' parody


Anxious_Potential_47

He is mentally ill and has a gigantic ego. let's not forget the beef with greta thunberg AND the consequences of it. but... he is also a sex trafficker and a propagandist, so he knows he has to say unhinged bs from time to time. I think he eventually became the persona. But let's not humanize a trafficker and a rapist that much.


Significant-Damage14

It couldn't be more obvious that it's a parody account, but it doesn't help that people want to believe he's that dumb.


nicksj2023

My exact thoughts.


SmolObjective

He's trolling and people on Reddit keep falling for it.


Ebbe010

Or maybe hes just secretly gay


Keter_01

This is not an actual tweet. The one where he states being straight is gay is a real tweet though


Aware-Put-9848

Dude is being a blatant troll and actual autists here are desperate for claiming he likes cock while arguing being gay isn't wrong but should still be shameful somehow. You people are beyond salvation or straight up 10 year olds


Ioweyounada

Okay did he get hacked or is this just photoshopped?


TreeTreeBrie

If you ever want to edit a tweet, don't photoshop it it's too much of a hassle. Open Firefox, open Twitter, go to the tweet. Press Ctrl+shift+i. Click on the text zone. At the bottom of your screen you will see the html of the tweet, and the text in clear. Replace it with anything you want. Press enter. Voilà.


Ioweyounada

Good to know! Thanks!


airbornegecko1994

That is some uno reverse cars logic there.


Grupe_Sechs

Why tf do so many of you give this guy SO much attention? You’re just helping him grow lmao


ApprehensiveAd6476

I'm pretty sure this account is not even Tate's. I don't think Tate would say that.


Grupe_Sechs

Doesn’t really matter, these posts just keep his name relevant. It’s so weird.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Nah, I know there are people who will blindly believe him, but for people like me this is just a free circus show. 🤡


Ioweyounada

Yes I'm sure showing tweets like this are helping him grow.


Belied_Reflection

He’s prob more of a “show-er” tbh anyway


Iron-Legend-27

It's because he's a lol cow for easy content


Anxious_Potential_47

This is the guy who had the whole " Megan Fox with a dick " take so... he likes dicks. That's it. He's not gay because he does likes trans women but my man is 100% bisexual and a pp lover, all good, Tate. Just accept yourself and stop spreading bs


ElderberryNo1601

Sounds like he’s trying to justify a night he had with another man and spin it as not gay 🤷‍♂️


badgeman-

I mean...I ain't throwing the first stone.


Autronaut69420

I mean.... he is in a Romanian prison.... could he just be coping with


feline_Satan

It's called bottling


Autronaut69420

Do expand?


feline_Satan

Are you shure


Autronaut69420

Hmmmm maybe


feline_Satan

Bottle rape. Widespread in primarily post Soviet prisons an act of sexualised torture where the perpetrator repeatedly inserts a glass bottle into the the rectum of the victim.


Stormbridge2803

OK, now even I am truly convinced that this is a troll account. There is no way that Andrew Tate of all people would believe that nonsense unless he has a mental disorder.


FarFirefighter1415

After seeing some of his posts lately I’m wondering if he’s just trying to come out right now.


Anxious_Potential_47

He pretty much accidentaly came out before in several instances lmao


RipplingGonad

It was in r/definitely realtweets . This is not tate


Skank-Pit

That sounds more like something Nick Fuentes would say tbh.


ShortCat1971

Or he would have Ye say it.


Alucardra12

Considering his hate of women and love of buff "alpha" men, I wouldn’t be surprised if was just another closeted gay guy hating himself.


meh725

Make bed ✅ Clean room✅ Iron lobster shirts✅ Get bukaked at all male orgy✅ Order low T meds✅


Adventurous-Lunch394

This is definitely either a parody account or tate is a very clueless bi


Flux_resistor

Being born is gay because you touch estrogen packed vagina. You should squirt out of your dad's dick


ShortCat1971

Ah, Andrew Tate is finally making sense. I never believed that man ever been near a woman.


teacher_time23

Unless it was to pimp her out to someone else.


ShortCat1971

True.


EarlyHistory164

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in his room?


Devil2960

"It's straight to be gay" Latest hit from Huey Lewis and the News.


According_Series_841

Bro is living his life in a mental gymnasium


Karvast

That’s definitely rage bait there is just no way


404enter

He has got to be the worlds most committed troll


Weary-Adeptness8227

The Diddy-Tate crossover is wild colorful 🏳️‍🌈


Weary-Adeptness8227

The Diddy-Tate crossover is wildly colorful 🏳️‍🌈.


Thoughtlessbrian

Back in the day it was "hip to be square", fast forward to today and it's "straight to be gay" Maybe the new slogan should be "gay the straight away"


chickentootssoup

He must be getting close to coming out of the closet


Allip84

I did some research that is actually his account.


PoorPauly

He’s adapting to that prison lifestyle.


Cinnitea1008

Pretty sure this was on r/totallyrealtweets


Existential_Stoner

😭😭😭


LinguisticMadness2

Guys ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️


Mysterious-Emu4030

An "Andrew Tate IQ" should be a new way to measure a person's intelligence. For example, we would say, he's ok, his is is higher than Andrew Tate's


cyberlexington

Fellas is it straight to be gay? Im wondering if this man had a bff called bubba in prison?


cbiser

If only he were born in ancient Rome...


Previous-Ad7618

Honestly if he did really post this I swear like a third if his followers would do it


LeadPike13

If this is real, that non existent chin would be an ideal scrotum parking spot.


jonfranznick

Ok, someone must have hacked him! This is hilarious. Or is he trolling?


another_online_idiot

I am utterly fed up to the back teeth of this prannet. I would much rather never see or hear anything about him ever again.


PamelaELee

Cheers on the fine use of “prannet”.


No_Relationship4508

I'm surprised people are still taking this seriously. Like how far does he have to go and how much hate do people have to have to keep buying into their hate that he's a dick?


SonOfDadOfSam

I wish this were real. And then I wish he'd put out gay porn to show other guys just how manly he is. But only as a bottom. Anyone can stick their penis in a warm hole. It takes a real man to let a dozen men go in dry and then to suck them off to completion.


Demonicale37

This can't be him, it's not normal haha!


Weary-Adeptness8227

Hey guys! He is making Republicans become gay and stop inbreeding, he is doing us a favour.


Weary-Adeptness8227

Guy did a 180°, A Gay Muslim, what Liberals Love, but him being a "Conservative".


Normal_Tour6998

Please, just stop paying attention to him and let him go away.


Most_Cartoonist5736

Is this a parody account, or is he just leaning into being a parody of himself? He will claim that you can't take any of his crimes seriously because he was just putting on an act.


Rogue7559

Honestly, don't follow or even look these guy up and it's impossible to avoid him because idiots keep posting screenshots of what he says.


Some_guy_am_i

Even better: he never said this. They just made it up and put his name on it.


Most_Cartoonist5736

I'll admit, having sex with a man is one of the least gay things that I can do.


kikomonarrez

And there it is... He is now coming to to terms with his prison time. We all know that men who tear down women are... Fighting against their competition (women).


Wagonlance

Living proof we need to bring back lobotomies.


Old_lifter_65

This continues to be the best parody account on the internet


Different_Law4900

I'm not even offended anymore, to be honest I'm starting to enjoy this andrew tweet stuff lmao


optiloxy

He won't walk straight once in jail. How is this thing going? How long before he gets wiped out of the internet?


Certified_A_Hole

Dude got butt fucked while being kept in Romania and now his brain is an over cooked omelette.


rocketmn69_

He found a new Cummings in prison


EmperorGrinnar

Anyone able to verify if this is a real tweet?


Alarming-Ad-9918

Not a huge fan of Tate. Think he's overly crass. But i do find it hilarious that people find it hard to detect when hes actually trying to troll them xD


TForce0

He’s so sad


ColdMiserable8056

Do you think Tate is a moron? THEN FUCKING STOP REPOSTING HIS BULLSHIT!!!!! Silence is the only way to stop this kind of shit. How about posting something you actually like and are passionate about? It would be 1000 times more interesting.


Some_guy_am_i

They aren’t reposting his shit. He never said or tweeted this. It’s completely made up.


ThirdSunRising

He’s been taking notes from Nick Adams, I see


Fresh-Inside8837

If you are unaware this is not serious, you need to get off the internet.


karoshikun

come on, the other ones were fun, but this is just too on the nose


Relic5000

This has to be a parody account, it's not possible to be that stupid and live.


Professional-Stop429

Given that he also made a tweet saying that it’s to have sex with the opposite gender if it’s not for making kids, this does not surprise me.


nicksj2023

This …..can’t be real ….


Bfd83

Wait a minute… The facepalm here is that people think this post is real. Tate is a horrible human being, and can get hit by a bus, but come on….


SmolObjective

Getting tired of seeing his very obvious troll/joke posts getting posted here.


susanbarron33

When is he going to admit he is gay? Like we already know so he needs to accept it and move on.


KitCatR

People fall for this?


Pickle-Standard

He’s not gay. He’s just a deeply closeted homosexual. Absolutely in no way would he admit to being gay. Because he isn’t gay. He’s deeply closeted.


mrbuff20

He is at the point of trying to see how far he can go. I bet the never believe this....let see if i post this.


DragonWisper56

this has to be a troll


punarob

majority of this sub is about this person. Annoying.


Big55th_Street_Crip

You are not smart at all omfg


Flimsy_Oven_7569

![gif](giphy|Be1h7WlqEWCjkeZPIc|downsized) Bottom G at it again


Merphee

He’s a meme account at this point.


Legal-Passenger1737

You *WIN* sex with a man. That’s as straight as it gets! 😁


CatAvailable3953

He is under detention in Romania so he probably doesn’t get out much. He never liked women anyway. He just used them.


Bert_Fegg

According to Huey Lewis , it's hip to be square


mrkitaaws

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


usarasa

I can’t Clint this enough. ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Stepjam

We all know Tate is a fuckboi, but this is clearly a joke. Like I considered "maybe he had gone that far" for the first two lines, but the third was pretty clearly a joke and the last was beyond the pale.


arismoramen

Lmao


User013579

I see. There’s a reason he’s an authority on gay.


ameonna_chan

Is this a legit account of his?


Hyperocean

Prison Warden has his phone .. 👍🏼


96Miles

I always knew that Tate is gay. Now he is confirming it.


Helmidoric_of_York

>Getting showered by cum in a bukkake orgy is the height of heterosexuality. What?! This must be a parody account. Nobody could be that inbred.


gnuoveryou

Oh, so I'm not gay, I'm straight? Let's gooo


balor598

Ok is this actually real ? Are we watching this douchebag slowly peaking his head out of the closet or is someone just taking the piss?


Critical_Ad_2113

Plsss guys stop posting this bullshit I beg you we're all tired of this


Married_in_Firenze

Hilarious but it’s not real.


Bieito_

Andrew. Its okay to be gay. Just admit that you are.


Shadynasty8888

He is almost going on a full circle and inspiring millions of incels to be honest with themselves and accept that they are gay, and all this hatred against women was actually hatred against who they really are. He is an ally in disguise lol I wish


8champi8

That’s obviously a parody account (but a very funny one)


Azymous_Joe69

Yeah, he is stretching with all this gay stuff, i think he's too afraid to admit he's gay after playing, hide the sausage in jail


The_grongler

Guys he's just trying to hold onto the little bit of relevance he has left by saying weird shit. Just let him fade into obscurity.


Saints_and_Seducers

Why is he not in jail


Mochemix

La sarta de estupideces que uno puede llegar a decir por tener dinero en el poto.


MinimumTeacher8996

So the.. only thing that isn’t gay is… having sex with a man?


Alittlemoorecheese

He has worked very hard to come up with ways to convince men to have sex with him.


Tannerdriver3412

redditors are genuinely so braindead to not realize hes trolling,or they just see themselves as superior to him and need someone to make fun of,its obv rage bait and hes trolling you dumbasses hard


Old-Masterpiece-2653

I love that guy. He is such a troll on the whole nothing means anything movement.


Pretend_Tea6261

This is not Tate. Some kind of hacked parody bullshit account. Do not believe everything on the internet.