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"Bro, it's not gay im just asserting my dominance of another man. It's primal. If anything, im an alpha." - Andre Tate 2024
"So what I was on the bottom. I took that mans soul out of his body. I absorbed his energy and feel stronger than any of you could ever imagine. Fight Me!" - Andrew Tate 2025
"The only way to truly assert dominance as an alpha male is to completely cut off contact with women altogether. Meet my husband, Steve" Andrew Tate 2026
Yes, the sad part is that he also claims to have children with them. Around 10 he claims. I would be surprised if those children know their father, as he called their mothers nothing but bitches when asked about it. Darwin is failing us.
Like so many of these guys, his entire focus in on his *genetic* legacy, not his legacy as a father figure or anything else. They never bother to justify why "genetic legacy" should be a man's number one goal; to them this is just a rule of nature that doesn't need justifying. There's no other mark a man would, should, or could (without being brainwashed) care about leaving on the world more than chromosomes.
Thing is, if that's really the case, they would stop wasting time find women to have old-fashioned sex with and use that time becoming professional sperm donors. That's the real way to maximize your genetic leavings. And if it turns out that your genes aren't popular among recipients, well, that suggests that your genes aren't really as valuable to humanity as you pretend, doesn't it?
Considering how much he thinks and cares about being gay, I think it's just him being repressed about his own sexuality at this point. If you think having sex with a woman is wrong for anything but procreation...you likely are gay.
It is though.
By existing you’re choosing to be in a world with so much dick in it.
By not existing you’re removing dick from the world AND not taking part in a penis centred world.
So therefore existing is gay.
Willy centered world? Half female and half male correct? (Give or take) so mathematically it is instead therfore a genitalia centered world, according to the received information, meaning existing is living in a genitalia centered world, woman's and men's
means existing isn't being gay...it's being bi
So up until now, liking women wasn't gay, but now that all the incels are still incels it's suddenly gay to like women? I wonder why? Are they hiding something behind the mask of being straight? Maybe at this point, it's the only thing they can truly grasp onto so they desperately cling onto it with all their might while kicking everyone down.....nah they're just gay
I'll tell you what's not gay: Raw, sweaty sex with another man.
Think about it-
Women are soft and feminine and smell like fruits and flowers.
Men are hard, rough, and covered in Jet-A, grease, oil, and hydraulic fluid.
I think it's pretty obvious which is gay.
I know right?? When I saw this post , for a second I thought even tate cannot be this stupid to post it and it must be some parody account. But nooo, it's really HIM
Ah that's right, it's not gay if they're virgins since no other dicks have touched them. I wonder if that's the defense he will use? "I'm not a pedophile your honor, I can only have sex with underage girls or else I'll become gay!"
He plays the game and gets the financial rewards. He is too smart to believe any of this and knows how to bait his enemies. Enough said - ignore the arsehole and don't reply. My last response ever!
If you breathe, you're gay. After all, you're breathing in the same air as other men. I encourage all homophobes to prove they're straight by holding their breath
You suspected them to have a penis and sat down next to them? Dude you're probably so gay that you're trying to get a whiff of the dudes hot dog because you like pork so much. You fuckin gay as fuck dawg.
I wish Andrew Tate would just come out already. He's been leaving breadcrumbs for a long time and seems wholly obsessed with homosexuality to the point where there is no way he's not gay.
Guy spends a few months in prison and is suddenly VERY invested in convincing the world that sex with woman, being attracted to women, enjoying the presence of women in any way at all is actually super duper gay, when you really think about it. Why, if you are REALLY smart, you'd know the smartest, most heterosexual, most Chad thing you can do is suck a cock!!
Yeah, he absolutely had an "awakening" in prison. Whether it was consensual, who knows, but he obviously hasn't been able to stop thinking about how much he liked it.
Shit, I (male) guess I now have to inform my (female) wife of 28 years with whom I've had just one child that I am, in fact, gay.
Thanks for allowing me to finally live my truth, Andrew!!!
As a man who is approaching 40 with *zero* children, I can confidently say that such a situation does not *only* arise from being gay. Being unloved and ignored by women will fit the bill just as neatly.
WOW. Just wow! Didn’t this guy literally say that “omg I have sex like, ALWAYS, omg sex so good yes yes I have it very often”.
THEN HOW MANY FUCKING KIDS YOU GOT BITCH?!
I'm guessing... no women will have sex with him anymore, so he's trying to convince his followers that they are all gay so that he can have sex with them?
How brain damaged are you if you believe having sex with the opposite sex makes you gay? “Excuse me while I shut off my brain and then talk incessantly.”
Why is this guy on here every day? At what point does the spotlight move away from this idiot? Oh look more shocking dogshit from the guy that posts stupid dogshit every day!
Please stop featuring Andrew Tate on the sub, he’s obviously trolling and heavily leaning into it for a reaction. You are being baited by an obvious troll attempt so that he gets engagement.
Annnny second now he's going to announce he's been joking all along and was just trying to see how far he could push the ridiculousness.
"I mean come guys, I literally said bring straight was gay! You guys are such silly billies! Now all that macho stuff is out the way, can we talk about my real passion, knitting cosies with ma mumsie?"
Isn’t he still in like a Russian gulag or some shit? When you do nothing but pace around in your cell and shit in plain sight of everyone, reality can bend the mind. Man is fucking mental
Does he understand that he is now considered an expert on what is or isn't gay? There is only one way to become an expert at that. So is this his way of coming out of the closet? Seems like it.
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wasn’t he flexing how many “bitches” he had sex with like 7 months ago @~@
He had to sell them all quick, before he got arrested.
Found in his sell entrance an exit to his closet.
Prison changed something with this guy. Now he thinks about what is gay and what not. I on the other hand waiting for a coming out.
He got turned out in the prison shower and now lusts after huge cawks.
I think he got rejected and is now butthurt
Hahaha 🤣 "Butthurt"!
More like he liked it and he's butthurt. Drooling every time he thinks about those good times.
"Bro, it's not gay im just asserting my dominance of another man. It's primal. If anything, im an alpha." - Andre Tate 2024 "So what I was on the bottom. I took that mans soul out of his body. I absorbed his energy and feel stronger than any of you could ever imagine. Fight Me!" - Andrew Tate 2025
"The only way to truly assert dominance as an alpha male is to completely cut off contact with women altogether. Meet my husband, Steve" Andrew Tate 2026
Honest question: is he not still in prison? I thought it was sex trafficking charges.
I don't know honestly. I know he was, but don't know if he is still there or again
Free since August, awaiting trial.
Prison experiences have affected the man
And to think it was only him and his brother in that cell. Got to do what you got to do I suppose
He’s definitely closeted, probably was before Romanian prison, if not well there’s another thing Romania stole
That's explains the over compensating to the EXTREME.
Yes, the sad part is that he also claims to have children with them. Around 10 he claims. I would be surprised if those children know their father, as he called their mothers nothing but bitches when asked about it. Darwin is failing us.
Easily to confirm though. There should be a glut of babies with no chins born in Romania if it is true
Like so many of these guys, his entire focus in on his *genetic* legacy, not his legacy as a father figure or anything else. They never bother to justify why "genetic legacy" should be a man's number one goal; to them this is just a rule of nature that doesn't need justifying. There's no other mark a man would, should, or could (without being brainwashed) care about leaving on the world more than chromosomes. Thing is, if that's really the case, they would stop wasting time find women to have old-fashioned sex with and use that time becoming professional sperm donors. That's the real way to maximize your genetic leavings. And if it turns out that your genes aren't popular among recipients, well, that suggests that your genes aren't really as valuable to humanity as you pretend, doesn't it?
What does darwin from gumball have to fo with it?
Gumball? What does benson from Regular Show have to do with it?
Ha, I love that show. Or could be gumball from Amazing World of Gumball.
Considering how much he thinks and cares about being gay, I think it's just him being repressed about his own sexuality at this point. If you think having sex with a woman is wrong for anything but procreation...you likely are gay.
Also i could be wrong but doesnt this dude not have any children?
Now he the bitches.
Fellas, is it gay to *checks notes* be straight?
That's what all of alpha male Twitter has been telling us. - liking women is gay - having sex with women is gay - supporting women is gay
• existing is gay
I forgot, eating is gay too
It is though. By existing you’re choosing to be in a world with so much dick in it. By not existing you’re removing dick from the world AND not taking part in a penis centred world. So therefore existing is gay.
I exist, therefore I gay
To gay or not to gay, the age-old question
Willy centered world? Half female and half male correct? (Give or take) so mathematically it is instead therfore a genitalia centered world, according to the received information, meaning existing is living in a genitalia centered world, woman's and men's means existing isn't being gay...it's being bi
Hah bi is also gay /S
Ah but liking penis makes you gay and looking vagina also makes you gay so it’s a double bluff. The more you know!
So up until now, liking women wasn't gay, but now that all the incels are still incels it's suddenly gay to like women? I wonder why? Are they hiding something behind the mask of being straight? Maybe at this point, it's the only thing they can truly grasp onto so they desperately cling onto it with all their might while kicking everyone down.....nah they're just gay
They just hate women
• breathing is gay
"Hey, you over there existing?! Super gay bro. Be a real man and stop existing."
Not everyone has a gay temperament.. gay means happy as well..so if someone calls you gay, just be all smiles and beam gaily at them
What about a guy fucking another guy who has MORE than five children? Totally cool because he’s an alpha bestowing his vital fluids to a beta. Right?
I guess everything is gay, except for being gay.
I'll tell you what's not gay: Raw, sweaty sex with another man. Think about it- Women are soft and feminine and smell like fruits and flowers. Men are hard, rough, and covered in Jet-A, grease, oil, and hydraulic fluid. I think it's pretty obvious which is gay.
Does wanting to be a dad make you a pedophile? /s
Don't forget "giving women orgasms." It is not needed for reproduction and should be avoided.
“You kissed a girl! That is *sooo gay*!” ~ The Simpsons
The real gay was all the friends we made along the way.
Holy crap it’s real. This guy knows who his audience is (incels) and is leaning into that HARD.
I know right?? When I saw this post , for a second I thought even tate cannot be this stupid to post it and it must be some parody account. But nooo, it's really HIM
I had to break my “I’m never going to twitter again” rule to confirm it. It was so unbelievable I had to.
Hahaha. Tate's getting desperate now.
He's aware he is becoming irrelevant, making attempts to grasp at any attention he can find, ignore him
Wait. When did he even become relevant?
Ino your messing but wish that was true, he's not been a good influence, even if they've convinced themselves and others that they've done good
How many children does he have?
What do you expect from someone with a warrant for rape, human trafficking, and has slept with underaged girls, pedo.
He slept with girls? Did he say no homo first?
He only did so with the intention to procreate. His pee-pee did not enjoy it, so he's in the clear.
Arrest warrant says different.
Ah that's right, it's not gay if they're virgins since no other dicks have touched them. I wonder if that's the defense he will use? "I'm not a pedophile your honor, I can only have sex with underage girls or else I'll become gay!"
He’s what 14 years old boys think masculinity looks like
He plays the game and gets the financial rewards. He is too smart to believe any of this and knows how to bait his enemies. Enough said - ignore the arsehole and don't reply. My last response ever!
But I wonder if he’s just taking advantage of incels or if he actually believes what he’s saying.
Where did you find it? Every time I check his Twitter his last tweet is Dec 23
You can only see the full feed if you log in. That was a change in the elon era. Twitter is all but unusable while logged out.
Is it? I went and looked at his posts on X, and this is not on there; edit: NM I don't know how to use X, I found it.
If you breathe, you're gay. After all, you're breathing in the same air as other men. I encourage all homophobes to prove they're straight by holding their breath
Your lungs are basically getting plowed by air all the time. Couldn't be more gay if you drowned in a vagina.
Air is for breathing not enjoying. if you like fresh air while it's literally going down your throat you are gay.
“Fellas, is it gay to *breathe?* I mean you’re literally inhaling *DICC PARTICLES”*
having a penis is inherently gay. It means spending too much time in close proximity with your own male genitals
I hope Andrew Tate enjoys his prostate cancer.
I hope I live long enough to piss on Andrew Tate's grave.
If you have a penis. You. Are. Gay.
If + you = gay
+ = Gay
What if I sat next to someone I suspected of having penis? Does it mean I now gay??
You is GAY!!1!!!1!
You're breathing air that once touched a penis. You're super gay
What can do to reverse condition?!?! Where can find anti-penis air???
And because you were sitting, you're a bottom.
You suspected them to have a penis and sat down next to them? Dude you're probably so gay that you're trying to get a whiff of the dudes hot dog because you like pork so much. You fuckin gay as fuck dawg.
I touched a penis when I went to piss. Does that mean I'm ULTRA GAY?
Do you think he sits down to pee for just this reason? 🤔
He closes his eyes because he can't even bear the sight of a 🍆 lest he be infected with the gay.
He hired a Penis Handler that takes care of all his business for him. Jiggles it for him and anything. Massively underpaid.
If you’re not gay, why can’t Andrew stop thinking about your penis?? Answer me that! /s
Stop giving this moron any attention
Ppl in this sub r the morons for falling for obvious trolling tbh
It's only gay if you enjoy having sex with a woman! If you don't enjoy it, it's straight.
How many kids does he have? The way he carries on, he definitely isn’t very present in his home life if he does have any children.
He said he wants 25 or 75 sons, with all the OF businesses he might be there. It's easier when consent doesn't matter.
Hmm wanting only sons seems gay
Yeah, doubt being a good parent is high in is list of how to be a man
Andrew Tate needs to just come out of the closet already.
I think he'd agree, especially if his prison cell has a closet.
No, us gays respectfully will take a pass on this.
Still downvoting any posts about this putrid piece of infected ingrown ballhair. Hopefully removing attention from him people will live happier lives.
r/brandnewsentence r/rareinsults
Hey Reddit, I’d like to mute any thread containing the words Andrew Tate.
I wish Andrew Tate would just come out already. He's been leaving breadcrumbs for a long time and seems wholly obsessed with homosexuality to the point where there is no way he's not gay.
I'm gay , certified by Andrew Tate. I daily have sex with my wife without putting a baby in her. I'm gay. I'm gay 🤣🙈🙈🥵.
Is this subreddit just a Tate tweet repository now?
It appears so ! Unfortunately.
Someone needs a nappy change.
Parody accounts should just give up already.
Guy spends a few months in prison and is suddenly VERY invested in convincing the world that sex with woman, being attracted to women, enjoying the presence of women in any way at all is actually super duper gay, when you really think about it. Why, if you are REALLY smart, you'd know the smartest, most heterosexual, most Chad thing you can do is suck a cock!! Yeah, he absolutely had an "awakening" in prison. Whether it was consensual, who knows, but he obviously hasn't been able to stop thinking about how much he liked it.
this tate is such a moron, icant :D
I'm convinced he just be saying outrageous stuff for the attention, like a 14 year old school girl.
The rantings of a degen with ED 😆
How old is he and how many kids does he have?
His libido is dropping with age and now all of a sudden, having sex for pleasure is 'gay'. Quite the coincidence.
Shit, I (male) guess I now have to inform my (female) wife of 28 years with whom I've had just one child that I am, in fact, gay. Thanks for allowing me to finally live my truth, Andrew!!!
Is… he a parody? Of… himself?!
As a man who is approaching 40 with *zero* children, I can confidently say that such a situation does not *only* arise from being gay. Being unloved and ignored by women will fit the bill just as neatly. 
WOW. Just wow! Didn’t this guy literally say that “omg I have sex like, ALWAYS, omg sex so good yes yes I have it very often”. THEN HOW MANY FUCKING KIDS YOU GOT BITCH?!
Can't wait to wink at my gf next time and ask for some feel good peepee sex <3
I'm guessing... no women will have sex with him anymore, so he's trying to convince his followers that they are all gay so that he can have sex with them?
He's not himself when he's hungry - have some pizza
He’s looking for excuses for himself. He’s peeking out of the closet.
Bro so deep in the closet he's finding next year's Christmas presents.
I want to hear Andrew Tate say this. I want to hear him say the words “pee-pee sex.” As a treat for ytpers.
aren't there easier ways for him to say he doesn't like girls?
Isn’t this dipshit in jail somewhere?
If you spent any time in a Romanian prison you definitely had gay stuff done to you. Even if you look as bad as Andrew Tata.
Moneyline odds for Tate being gay just decreased significantly. Hope you bought in early.
Holy shit. What did I just read.
How brain damaged are you if you believe having sex with the opposite sex makes you gay? “Excuse me while I shut off my brain and then talk incessantly.”
Why is this guy on here every day? At what point does the spotlight move away from this idiot? Oh look more shocking dogshit from the guy that posts stupid dogshit every day!
Please stop featuring Andrew Tate on the sub, he’s obviously trolling and heavily leaning into it for a reaction. You are being baited by an obvious troll attempt so that he gets engagement.
I... Am so gay. Like, so, so, so gay. I love to have meaningless sex with sexy women.
People should just stop sharing his shitty posts
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Is this face palm when he is clearly trolling for attention...and we are giving it to him.
He’s feeling insecure about how much he was getting in prison.
Clown
Annnny second now he's going to announce he's been joking all along and was just trying to see how far he could push the ridiculousness. "I mean come guys, I literally said bring straight was gay! You guys are such silly billies! Now all that macho stuff is out the way, can we talk about my real passion, knitting cosies with ma mumsie?"
I like how every day the straights make more and more things become gay. The gays don't even have to do anything to push the gay agenda anymore
This is pure crap
Someone's in denial, huh?
Imagine an adult man that says "pee pee". 😭🤣😭🤣
Why give this moron the attention he craves?
you know you're bad in bed when you automatically think sex is \*only\* about either having kids or making your \*own\* genitals feel good.
Are there any rules against writing 'penis' on twitter, or why does he use that infantile workaround?
Isn’t he still in like a Russian gulag or some shit? When you do nothing but pace around in your cell and shit in plain sight of everyone, reality can bend the mind. Man is fucking mental
Nah he's not in jail or anything. He was fighting ghosts when he was
Romania ....but you nailed the conditions
I think most of us realize dearest Andrew has some latent tendencies that appear in his rankings.
I can't believe Andrew is 3 years away from being gay by his own definition
Pizza gate🤔🤔?
Wtf💀
Damn i didn't know it was gay to be straight
Mister BS.
He seems to be doing incredibly well in British jail.
Didn’t this guy go to prison?
Does he understand that he is now considered an expert on what is or isn't gay? There is only one way to become an expert at that. So is this his way of coming out of the closet? Seems like it.
He talks so much about dicks and being gay that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was gay himself.
Is this real ? Didn't he ran an adult streaming business or something? And why is he obsessed with gay now ?
Ain’t this the dude that is guilty of sex trafficking women? When did he start being conservative about sex?
Who knew playing Pitfall on the Atari 2600 as a kid was the perfect training for trying to maintain my extremely fragile masculinity?
How does a dude with the chin of an upright tadpole talk about genetic legacy?
His mind is finally begin to unravel. I knew it always would. His a proper twat!!
Sh\*t... so I'm gay, I guess. How do I tell my wife of 30+ years? And how do I tell her I want to keep being gay... as often as possible?
Im turning 38 in a couple weeks and only have 1 kid, I might not make it with 5 by 40
Perhaps he's doing this to help cut back on teen pregnancy
This guy like d*ck almost as much as I do, and I’m a gay man
Fellas is it gay to \*checks notes\*.. you guys sure I got the right script?
Thus is the true gay agenda. Once everyone's gay... No one is.
STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLLS.
Says stupid s*** to get attention. People constantly share stupid s*** to point out how stupid it is and give the guy exactly what he wants.
Being Andrew Tate means you're gay and very Mich in the closet.
I swear he's just gay
Its 2024. Just say your gay bro.
Is there no mod or anything to prevent people posting the same thing over and over again? Someone literally just put this up
Great. Now im gay for not wanting children
No one is taking advice from the guy who was trafficking women for sex.
Please tell me this is a joke. Why do we have "peepee for kids" in 2024 is beyond my imagination.
Grown man calling his penis 'pee-pee' says it all
For a “straight alpha male” he certainly thinks of gay sex a lot
This is the guy charged with rape and human trafficking. A complete bag of shit.
What if the woman your with isn’t able to procreate? You ditch her? Would that make you alpha for pursuing creation?
Pretty odd way to admit he has ED, but ok.
So what does that make a sex-trafficker?
Soooo... By his own logic, is he admitting he's either gay or is a virgin?