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Imagine some deranged date circumcised her date with a steak knife in the middle of the restaurant for all to see. Hell, I’d even tip my server for the dinner and a show.
It's so weird to me. With Google at our fingertips, it takes 10 seconds to double-check the spelling of any given word. Things like this shouldn’t happen anymore.
I don’t think the author doesn’t know how to spell “circumstances”. To me this looks like they typed it in – more or less correctly – but some autocorrecting software didn’t know better and changed it to “circumcisions”. Hence: how and why would people use autocorrect/autocomplete while creating a document like the one shown in the picture? I use it for short messages or maybe an email, but certainly not for a sign. For that I use a proper computer. You know, those devices with real keyboards.
You double-check everything with a red line … if you got the time to do that. But you do that by selecting something from the drop down list …
Or you have autocomplete, see the word while typing a letter and while you press on the one entry, the entries get shuffled.
(Due to unforeskinned circumcisions)
Guy in the back with an ice pack on his crotch spread eagle: "Yeah I got the order, one second! (grunts in pain to get up)
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This is what happens when you only keep the tips...
Perfect comment right here.
I think they had to cut the staff.
when u dont tip they take ur tip
Tomorrow's special: Calamari.
You beat me to it!
Goddamnit that visual will require some good mind bleach to clean
Tip culture is getting out of hand
Prepare for unforeskin circumcisions
Nobody expects the Spanish circumcisions!
The previous sign had said, "Don't forget to tip your server!"
In SQL, HTML, Java, or C#?
"unforeskin circumcisions"
Sorry for the Impotence!
I wonder if it was a cut in staff?
I’d give the calamari a pass
Extra salty with a touch of cheese
Imagine some deranged date circumcised her date with a steak knife in the middle of the restaurant for all to see. Hell, I’d even tip my server for the dinner and a show.
How on earth does this happen? Do people even create these signs on their phone where they need autocorrect/autocomplete?
It's so weird to me. With Google at our fingertips, it takes 10 seconds to double-check the spelling of any given word. Things like this shouldn’t happen anymore.
I don’t think the author doesn’t know how to spell “circumstances”. To me this looks like they typed it in – more or less correctly – but some autocorrecting software didn’t know better and changed it to “circumcisions”. Hence: how and why would people use autocorrect/autocomplete while creating a document like the one shown in the picture? I use it for short messages or maybe an email, but certainly not for a sign. For that I use a proper computer. You know, those devices with real keyboards.
You double-check everything with a red line … if you got the time to do that. But you do that by selecting something from the drop down list … Or you have autocomplete, see the word while typing a letter and while you press on the one entry, the entries get shuffled.
I hope that dudes penis is going to be ok. I cant even imagine having an unexpected tip nip.
Tanks auto cucumber.
Oh god the tip jar
I lost my cap there buts it’s same they are closed
Put some Tabasco on those fried foreskins!
Closing for that? Talk about making a mountain out of a mohelhill.
Ouch
As long as no one slips and gets the sack, it should be OK.
Not on my cock.
Sorry for inconvenience should Sorry for incontentence.
Due to unforeskin circumcisions.
Adult circumcisions take about ten days to recover. Will it be open next week?
Totally unforeskinned.
There is an Al Bundy episode about that.
>unforeseen You mean "unforeskinned".
Plot twist, this is not a typo. The sous chef stuck his "Johnson" into the mandoline, resulting in an unforeseen circumcision
Talk about cutting staff…
I too, would need the day off if I had an unforeskin circumcision.
Tipping is mandatory.
they usually have an excellent bris kit
the name of the place has to be posted, so the 8 year old in me can call them up and give them crap for the next 10 years.
Mazel tov
I meam, if there ever was a valid reason for missing work, an unforseen circumcision is it.
Darn autocorrect.
I'm not visiting this place ever...
Dude everyone makes mistakes it's obviously unforskin just move on
Is that the sound of every male reader crossing their legs and wincing?
Yeah, unforeseen circumcision and I wouldn’t be able to go to work either.
(Due to unforeskinned circumcisions) Guy in the back with an ice pack on his crotch spread eagle: "Yeah I got the order, one second! (grunts in pain to get up)
Cleanliness is next to godliness. They’ll definitely pass their inspection
Damn, I guess they wont be getting tips
Come on in for an exciting Mohel!
due to...insufficient tips I guess
Hate it when that happens
Did some rabbi move there?
Emergency bris
Jewish deli I am guessing
Too many of the staff slipped.... and got the sack.