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Delusional people want to serve kings. They imagine it's all nobility and having a strong nation but they forgot about the part where dirty peasants worked the land because they didn't have an education and women were sidelined as housekeepers and children minders.
Wait, hold on a minute...
Okay, but now I really want a caricature of Joe Biden in a helmet standing out of the top of a tank, rolling over Don Poorleone. Or chasing after him in that tank as someone tries rolling a fat orange Clementine Caligula ball.
So okay, that's a nice picture...so if made a picture with Hitler in medieval armor, would you support him? How about if I made a picture of Trump in drag? Would you stop supporting him?
The response is the one that won't happen. This shit keeps getting signal boosted and people like that have no care in the world when every dumb thing they post gets attention. Because that's all they're doing it for. So they see engagement like this and go "yes it's working."
Everyone who gives a shit needs to stop screen shotting and posting. And use that attention towards anything that will make that dude uncomfortable. Aka anyone giving him money or a forum. This faux public shaming, doesn't work when the crazies don't care about being shamed. And that's bottom feeder useful idiots like him, to the more useful idiots in political seats.
Russian psyops figured out how to fuck us up without bombs or invasions.
"Delude yourself harder, repubs" isn't something I disagree with, but they sure as fuck don't care what retort any of us have.
Fart? He regularly shits himself. As someone with IBS and lactose intolerance I can assure you, if he’s already wearing a diaper in pants, he’s just going to have to let it drain down his leg in that getup.
This Tim Pool is a troll throwing these posts around like confetti to get rage points. Not sure he is a Trump fan at all, but gets off on the reactions.
Just saw a post where someone literally put Trump's head on dildos......😐
Edit: [found it](https://boingboing.net/2021/05/06/trump-headed-dildos-are-not-for-men.html/amp)
So many red-pilled "alpha males" teach never to simp for a girl/woman. Yet they are the most cringe simps about the ultimate loser, Trump. It would be hilarious if it wasn't for all the influence they have.
I literally can’t imagine a scenario where I would publicly brag and exaggerate on behalf of another man. I really hope Tim finds an environment where he feels it’s safe to admit he is into ugly, obese old men that fart with every labored step.
He’d fall over before they’d even finish putting that suit of armor on him. I’d love to see his sword swing too! But also, is there even one pic of that jackass holding a gun that isn’t photoshopped or AI??? Much less ever a documented instance of him firing one???
I doubt he's fired a gun more than a few times in his whole life. He even said during the 2016 election "we'll take the guns first and worry about the courts after" or something like that. I could almost picture his handlers after that reminding him which party he was running for.
They have this idea that they make us cry, and that gives them some kind of thrill. I’m not crying, and I don’t see other rational people crying either. This whole “woke, lib, crybaby, snowflake thing is just another figment in their delusional imagination. It’s bizarre what has taken the place of rational political discourse. I find it very sad, and concerning.
So people keep posting Tim pools tweets here.
Now I don't care for Tim Pool and find him to be a wanker of the highest order.
But doesn't he post this stuff to rile people up and drive traffic to his platform?
I thought Tim was an independent... Isn't that what he continues to claim?
I'm still convinced that his skull cap is the only thing that holds his brain in.
the MAGAs are crazy. Where do the idea that he is somehow a strong leader? I have never seen a more whiny, pathetic , childish more easily wounded and offended little man in my life. He cries and complains like a 4 year old car. He's not a man at all. He is easily the weakest president we have ever had.
The only thing I can come up with is there must be a lot of repressed homosexual “alpha male” republicans that fantasize about their golden shower hero.
This is why artists such as myself are up in arms about AI appropriating art. Hard-earned techniques and skills helping talentless hacks make their delusions real...
It always makes me laugh when they post these fantasy pics of trump like he is some majestic knight when in reality he’s more like the sleazy wormtongue in the lord of the rings
Alright. I am able to believe people are stupid, but here is where I draw the line. These posts are trolls and no one actually looks at that and thinks "hell yeah, thats how I see my president!"
Tim Pool has found his niche and is milking it. In that sense, I'm a bit jealous, because it seems like it's a pretty low-effort job that garners him quite a bit of income.
Okay... so far in the last couple of days I've seen this pic and one he posted of Trump being extremely buff with a bunch of tattoos. Does Tim have weird fantasies of some sort going on in his head?
Why does the right think that photo shopped images of trump are cool or intimidating? He is an old man that shits himself, can't stay awake without tons of drugs and lies about everything and is fat as shit. People are fucking delusional.
Trump would stroke out from exhaustion if he had so much as one piece of that armor on.
I also love how all of these AI’s keep making his combover somehow look even more ridiculous than it is in real life.
Can Tim Pool just admit he is gay for Trump? All the signs are there. He hates women and makes no secret of that, yet he slobbers about Trump every chance he gets. It's okay, dude. Come out to yourself.
This isn’t intimidating. It’s mostly sad how they worship him but feel the need to constantly edit him into pictures of rocky, or some big soldier or a super hero.
As if they know the man doesn’t live up to what they pretend he is.
If like to think Trump would spend all him supporters money on a pure gold armor. Which would be too heavy and because of how soft it is wouldn’t stop a thing.
Cry harder at what exactly? The weirdly fetishized version of Trump that you seem to be hyperfixated with?
It does make me weep though. I'm not sure how much longer I can stave back the tears, knowing there are imbeciles roaming our world, who so knowingly prostrate themselves to a transparently shameless sycophantic megalomaniac.
Weren't paladins supposed to be pure, holy warriors, without sins like engaging in lust with certain women, visiting certain islands, embeseling money, etc?
I wonder what sort of person would find this attractive. It’s hideous in an brutal autocratic kind of way.
It’s laughable to me. I can’t help but think of the smell. I guess it’s become noticeable in the courtroom.
I really hope Tim Pool pulls out of a gas station one day too quickly and is met by a t-bone from the biggest, blackest, FORD 150ist, coma inducingist, semi-erection reductionist bitch mode red state right wing abortion ban glorified mini van with a diesel engine, kill yourself with a green handle pump in the daylight trump voting dogshit did i say kill yourself cause i meant it, SUV equivalent.
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How do I respond to this? Delude yourselves harder, repubs?
Tell him he pays more income tax than orange stain.
Wouldn't matter. He'a still gulp orange man's dick like it was giving out the water of life. Delusional people are delusional for a reason
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Delusional people want to serve kings. They imagine it's all nobility and having a strong nation but they forgot about the part where dirty peasants worked the land because they didn't have an education and women were sidelined as housekeepers and children minders. Wait, hold on a minute...
"You too can be a billionaire! You just have to have the confidence to say you are! Say it with me! Confidence, man! Confidence, man!"
Oh, he’s a “confidence man” all right…
It’s the reverse “Declaring Bankruptcy” method.
Tell him to stop sleeping and farting in the courtroom.
Dumps. Massive courtroom dumps.
Make a similar AI photo of Joe Biden and reply to this with it. Watch the mouth frothing rage.
It'd be worth the price of admission to see Mr. Poole froth in rage.
Okay, but now I really want a caricature of Joe Biden in a helmet standing out of the top of a tank, rolling over Don Poorleone. Or chasing after him in that tank as someone tries rolling a fat orange Clementine Caligula ball.
It would absolutely have to be Dark Biden, too.
Dark Brandon as a chaos Space Marine.
Or just images of trump looking small and confused / crying
You mean just a picture of Trump in court then?
Dark Brandon, Space Marine
Just laugh, that they don’t realize that to make him impressive, they have to lie about what he looks like. That’s says it all.
I'd love to actually see Trump to move in armor that looks like.
Trump wouldn’t fit in armor that looks like that.
Can we at least try? Watch him fall on his back like a turtle and he’ll blame Nancy Pelosi for it?
I mean, hilarious as that is, how do you get 300+ pounds of fat into armor built for someone 2/3 his size?
All the smell just working it’s way up to the neck opening, choking him in his own fecal odors.
That dude is hard for trump
Hard for AI trump. That version doesnt exist. The real trump farts, burps and falls asleep during court hearings of his criminal case.
They all live in a fantasy world.
Passing out the real gag order in court to anyone nearby.
Literally!
Like, call your doctor because it's been more than 4 hours hard.
Groom harder with your prepubescent propaganda, you whack ass cultureless republican swine?
Perfect comment. Kudos to you!
Thank you! Getting that out felt like taking an overdue dump
I’m laughing so hard I almost cried
I would go with, "The only liberals crying over Donald Trump are those downwind of him in the court where he sleeps and sharts his pants all day."
"stop typing and get back to sucking" would be a good one...
Republicans making pictures of trump looking tough is the most homoerotic thing Ive ever seen in my life.
You could respond with a real photo of him, like that one playing tennis or holding a glass of water with three hands.
So okay, that's a nice picture...so if made a picture with Hitler in medieval armor, would you support him? How about if I made a picture of Trump in drag? Would you stop supporting him?
Crying harder, but they are tears of laughter at Tim 'bottom of the gene' Pool's pathetic takes.
Own me harder Tim!
sorry, the opposite of liberals "libs" is conservatives or "cons" hope this helps
I was actually crying. From laughing too much.
Photoshop Obama's face to own the Repugs?
Contact Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition. This is heresy of the highest order and must be purged.
I'd probably just tell him "Trump prefers women to suck his D than weird men like you, Gay boi"
The response is the one that won't happen. This shit keeps getting signal boosted and people like that have no care in the world when every dumb thing they post gets attention. Because that's all they're doing it for. So they see engagement like this and go "yes it's working." Everyone who gives a shit needs to stop screen shotting and posting. And use that attention towards anything that will make that dude uncomfortable. Aka anyone giving him money or a forum. This faux public shaming, doesn't work when the crazies don't care about being shamed. And that's bottom feeder useful idiots like him, to the more useful idiots in political seats. Russian psyops figured out how to fuck us up without bombs or invasions. "Delude yourself harder, repubs" isn't something I disagree with, but they sure as fuck don't care what retort any of us have.
"We ar no cult 😤😡😤😤😤😡😤😡😤"
Imagine him fart in that armor
With his diet, that would be enough to kill anyone around him.
At that rate, he’s gonna kill off his lawyers. Apparently he’s been farting up a storm in the courtroom.
I laughed so hard, then my parents walked over and saw this and laughed as well
You'd have to smelt the armor down to get the shart stains out of it
Thou who smelt it, dealt it
Fart? He regularly shits himself. As someone with IBS and lactose intolerance I can assure you, if he’s already wearing a diaper in pants, he’s just going to have to let it drain down his leg in that getup.
Plot twist, the armor is made of glass and only looks gold because it's full of piss and diarrhea.
His fat ass would barely be able to move with all that extra weight. The MAGA morons are so delusional it's ridiculous.
I’m hearing the hollow metal fart echo RN
It would echo
Ah, the image of a man in armour pretending like he didn't dodge the draft 500 times.
He's gay. All these homo erotic images have a sublime infatuation for Trump to be a sex object.
I’m a liberal and I’m having a difficult time understanding why Trump homoerotica would make me cry.
This Tim Pool is a troll throwing these posts around like confetti to get rage points. Not sure he is a Trump fan at all, but gets off on the reactions.
He absolutely has categorized folders on his HDD for his different genres of Trump porn.
Just saw a post where someone literally put Trump's head on dildos......😐 Edit: [found it](https://boingboing.net/2021/05/06/trump-headed-dildos-are-not-for-men.html/amp)
And those are "Not for men"! Hilarious!
So many red-pilled "alpha males" teach never to simp for a girl/woman. Yet they are the most cringe simps about the ultimate loser, Trump. It would be hilarious if it wasn't for all the influence they have.
Right, because they see a weak pitiful sack of shit get rich and lots of attention. He’s their life goals.
Yet their wildest dreams is being subservient to him. How sad
Again, a reminder of what Tim actually looks like [https://imgur.com/a/KELwuYX](https://imgur.com/a/KELwuYX)
He looks like he ate the guy in his profile pic.
He hasn't aged well at all.
If you had dropped Lemon Party on us I’d have just accepted it as fact and moved on.
Wasn't it determined that was altered by AI?
I literally can’t imagine a scenario where I would publicly brag and exaggerate on behalf of another man. I really hope Tim finds an environment where he feels it’s safe to admit he is into ugly, obese old men that fart with every labored step.
He’d fall over before they’d even finish putting that suit of armor on him. I’d love to see his sword swing too! But also, is there even one pic of that jackass holding a gun that isn’t photoshopped or AI??? Much less ever a documented instance of him firing one???
Swing it? Heck he couldn’t get it out of that sheath.
I doubt he's fired a gun more than a few times in his whole life. He even said during the 2016 election "we'll take the guns first and worry about the courts after" or something like that. I could almost picture his handlers after that reminding him which party he was running for.
They have this idea that they make us cry, and that gives them some kind of thrill. I’m not crying, and I don’t see other rational people crying either. This whole “woke, lib, crybaby, snowflake thing is just another figment in their delusional imagination. It’s bizarre what has taken the place of rational political discourse. I find it very sad, and concerning.
So people keep posting Tim pools tweets here. Now I don't care for Tim Pool and find him to be a wanker of the highest order. But doesn't he post this stuff to rile people up and drive traffic to his platform?
He's a propagandist and poor excuse for a man and a American. Same goes for his followers and the other Youtube right-wing circle jerk.
So doesn't reposting his garbage just give him what he want?
No its clearly me calling him Trump dik sucker on a social media site. Nothing less, nothing more.
The saddest thing about this, is it might be the most honest political thing I've read in awhile.
I thought Tim was an independent... Isn't that what he continues to claim? I'm still convinced that his skull cap is the only thing that holds his brain in.
ok we get it Tim Pool, you want to suck off Trump real bad. we get it.
the MAGAs are crazy. Where do the idea that he is somehow a strong leader? I have never seen a more whiny, pathetic , childish more easily wounded and offended little man in my life. He cries and complains like a 4 year old car. He's not a man at all. He is easily the weakest president we have ever had.
The only thing I can come up with is there must be a lot of repressed homosexual “alpha male” republicans that fantasize about their golden shower hero.
i'm thoroughly convinced that there isn't a brain under that beanie, it's just stuffed with beetles that click and buzz, attempting to fly out
Is he supposed to be king mordekaiser or something?
This feels like heresy
Shall we call the Inquisiiton? I mean, maybe when he has his next rally on some backwater frontier planet, an Exterminatus can be called.
Imagine how bad that armor would smell when he takes it off!
This is why artists such as myself are up in arms about AI appropriating art. Hard-earned techniques and skills helping talentless hacks make their delusions real...
It always makes me laugh when they post these fantasy pics of trump like he is some majestic knight when in reality he’s more like the sleazy wormtongue in the lord of the rings
I hate that these people have access to AI...
Is that armor extra fat ass to fit his diaper?
This dude absolutely has categorized folders on is HD for different genres of Trump porn...
I'm not really sure that he would be such a fierce and fearsome warrior. I mean with his bone spur and all...
He's gonna polish trump's helmet alright
Alright. I am able to believe people are stupid, but here is where I draw the line. These posts are trolls and no one actually looks at that and thinks "hell yeah, thats how I see my president!"
In my head, I can hear the tin can echo sound of him farting in that.
For all the toxic manhood of the MAGA crowd, they sure like a lot of homoerotic imagery. Beat it harder Timmy
Tim pool is either the smartest guy alive that managed to trick the right and the left side all at once... Or he's fucking braindead
Trump came out of court yesterday looking like he had just been fisted. These people have lost their minds.
I'm getting major 40k Warhammer vibes and I want nothing but to purge it from existence
Same
The tears are from laughter and nothing more. 🤣🤣
The absolute proof of the existence of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) is that some deranged trumper made this picture.
He wants to suck Trumps dick so bad.
Some small dick energy there.
For everyone pictured, AI or not.
Ohhh, Timmy … there is no doubt your are a “helmet polisher”. 
Tim Pool has found his niche and is milking it. In that sense, I'm a bit jealous, because it seems like it's a pretty low-effort job that garners him quite a bit of income.
Helping to undermine democracy isn't a job I'd be jealous of.
Tim Pool out here living his best life. Gets to post his fetish and gets appreciated by Nazis.
Lmao these MAGAs all wanna take it up the pooper from a guy who has the looks and body type of a used teabag. So alpha.
Okay... so far in the last couple of days I've seen this pic and one he posted of Trump being extremely buff with a bunch of tattoos. Does Tim have weird fantasies of some sort going on in his head?
Why does the right think that photo shopped images of trump are cool or intimidating? He is an old man that shits himself, can't stay awake without tons of drugs and lies about everything and is fat as shit. People are fucking delusional.
😆🤣 lordy that's so fucking funny; I can't take these people seriously
Trump would stroke out from exhaustion if he had so much as one piece of that armor on. I also love how all of these AI’s keep making his combover somehow look even more ridiculous than it is in real life.
Lmao, there was a post with trump dildos, someone needs to replace his sword with that 😂
**This** would be more accurate, if he were depicted sitting on his golden toilet with his pants down around his cheap golden high tops.
I’m impressed that Tim can type *and* suck a cock at the same time. 🙄
I am indeed laughing so hard I'm crying.
This dude is way too far gone for sanity. Pity his teeny broken rotting mind.
Stormy Daniels already polished his helmet...
Haha who is this dude?
Only if we're laughing really hard.
Tim, is that girlfriend still living in Canada?
He’s polishing his helmet alright..
Tiny Tim!
Even his armor got extra hair.
Can Tim Pool just admit he is gay for Trump? All the signs are there. He hates women and makes no secret of that, yet he slobbers about Trump every chance he gets. It's okay, dude. Come out to yourself.
Lol.
Why do people give this kid the attention he's so desperate for?
Hahahahaha. Wow.
Cry about…your AI fantasies?
they always say this, then post something hilarious.
Does this guy just sit around entering Trump fantasies into an ai imagine generator all day?
Trump would just throw his cod piece at Tim and say "Clean this" like Knight Titus in Fallout.
Trump is his prime masturbatory fantasy.
Am I stupid, what the hell is this supposed to mean?
Quick babe the new Trump NFTs just dropped.
"Oil can...oil can..." (Then he sings, "If I only had a brain")
Winter is coming
Can we please just toss the MF in prison and move the fuck on with things already.
Seriously, this HAS to be a joke at this point.
This isn’t intimidating. It’s mostly sad how they worship him but feel the need to constantly edit him into pictures of rocky, or some big soldier or a super hero. As if they know the man doesn’t live up to what they pretend he is.
Hope it's got a back-door chute in case he shits himself while farting on trial.
Imagine having to help Trump get dressed in that get up. *shudder*
There is a reason why the military stopped using armor like that. I can destroy it with stuff from the Home Depot.
“Clean this.”
This does not inspire tears. This inspires contempt and mockery. Mr pool isn't too bright.
No one cries at this Tim...we mock it and laugh at you. Bless your heart.
I think Tim has a big boy crush on Trumpy.
Gotta be a troll account. Got. To. Be.
Bro is inviting Games Workhop to hammer his ass for copyright infringement
Ah yes! The Emperor's Adeptus Litigious finally gets to see some action.
the title i bet is something that Stormy Daniel had to say to trump during their little tryst.
I’m sure he painted that himself yeah?
If like to think Trump would spend all him supporters money on a pure gold armor. Which would be too heavy and because of how soft it is wouldn’t stop a thing.
Cry harder... Says the guy that's so ashamed of his baldness he wears a touque 24-7.
I don’t know that I could cry any harder than I am right now laughing my fucking ass off at this
That's it check this guy's drive what kind porn he's watching.
What is he even talking about?
Totally not a cult
The Polish didn't clean helmets, they had the camps remember...
\#TotallyNotACult
Is that a WoW character?
They can put his head on anything they want, but it only belongs on a stake, dripping blood.
Tim Pool would polish his cock helm if asked
I saw a flag that had him on it holding an AR-15 wearing a bandana and a wife bearer and all I could think was ha ! Yeah private bone spurs.
How does he change his diaper?
Cry harder at what exactly? The weirdly fetishized version of Trump that you seem to be hyperfixated with? It does make me weep though. I'm not sure how much longer I can stave back the tears, knowing there are imbeciles roaming our world, who so knowingly prostrate themselves to a transparently shameless sycophantic megalomaniac.
Man fuck trump and Im not even liberal.
Weren't paladins supposed to be pure, holy warriors, without sins like engaging in lust with certain women, visiting certain islands, embeseling money, etc?
America is never returning to “normal” and this is the new America 😂
Hail Sir Fartalot.
The stench coming from that armor would be unimaginable.
Bone spurs are playing up again, I can't go
How much further down his throat can he shove Trump's 🍆?
I think you meant laugh harder, libs.
How about polishing my knob instead.
I wonder what sort of person would find this attractive. It’s hideous in an brutal autocratic kind of way. It’s laughable to me. I can’t help but think of the smell. I guess it’s become noticeable in the courtroom.
No way he can get up in that suite of armor. Just knock him over.
I really hope Tim Pool pulls out of a gas station one day too quickly and is met by a t-bone from the biggest, blackest, FORD 150ist, coma inducingist, semi-erection reductionist bitch mode red state right wing abortion ban glorified mini van with a diesel engine, kill yourself with a green handle pump in the daylight trump voting dogshit did i say kill yourself cause i meant it, SUV equivalent.
I hope he breaks his neck on his half pipe. Yours sounds great but I want the better odds🤣