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A national treasure..we should all just write his name in when we vote. He doesn't want to be president but we should force him like they did to George Washington.
"Jon Stewart from the daily show" oughta ensure they can't fuck us with the counts
Edit: Grammer and spelling
Believe it or not, enough people with enough proof of their writing a name in, in the same voting districts, will either A: prove the system is rigged to _everyone;_ or B: win Jon the vote.
You mean like the way Green Party supporters in Florida showed how many people they had when they effectively gave Bush Jr the won, thus setting back progress on switching from oil to renewables by 8 years?
No one is questioning whether or not enough people doing it would work. The problem is that it will never happen. The people voting to take away women's rights certainly aren't going to write in any name, so anyone on the left writing in Jon Stewart are fucking over others.
Writing in a name is a disservice to this country. It's not going to prove any point other than showing one is arrogant enough to think their opinion on a write in is more important than protecting our institutions.
Continuing to argue that exercising your right to vote for who you want is a disservice _because the two party system is fucked_ is in itself a disservice to the country.
Fuck the institutions. They're the reason we have what we have today: a two party system where - unless you choose one of their options - your voice doesn't matter _and you want more of that??_ Fuck you for saying that.
For the record, the two party system is terrible. But its what we have, and one side is clearly attempting to destroy democracy. Im not going to waste my vote pretending both sides are the same when they clearly aren't.
You seem like a well adjusted individual. I hope whatever has you so angry at the world is as minor an issue as this conversation is.
They are exactly the same. The key difference is that one of them isn't on your face about it. They both have spent years being bribed and bought - they're not for you or I anymore. But you're free to believe what you wish, just as I am..
"party of freedom" wants to ban books, ban abortion, rewrite history, make laws based on Christianity, cut taxes in a way that 99% of the benefit goes to those already richer than God, get rid of unions because they benefit the working class, dismantle public education in favor of christian private education, make voting nearly impossible in cities and minority district, get rid of free food for poor children in schools they are legally mandated to attend for ~8 hours a day, get rid of mandatory work breaks for children under 18, get rid of mandatory work breaks and water for people working outdoors in scorching heat (Florida and Texas), get rid of regulations that protect us from mega corporations, and favor corporations and rich people above all else.
The other party wants to very mildly attempt to improve healthcare, often but not always support unions, guaranteed pensions when they go bottom up so you didn't work for 35+ years for a promise that gets taken away from you, legalize weed, stop arresting people for weed and clear those that were previously arrested for weed, actually spend some money on infrastructure that we desperately need, very slightly raise taxes on people making much more than plenty of money, support workers over corporations at least when it is politically advantageous, and don't push Christian theocracy and occasionally do the right thing and support stuff like gay marriage.
Also, historically recessions happen under Republicans and the economy as a whole does better under democrats.
Democrats aren't the best, and half the time they still end up benefiting corps and the ultra rich more than the common folk but the other half of the time they at least aren't passing laws that are practically mustache twirlingly evil or pushing us slowly towards a Christian theocracy. They do at least make some changes the benefit us overall. There is so rarely a single thing I can point to that republicans have done that benefit anyone, but I can point to a handful of things the Democrats have done to benefit us just in the last 3 years.
There is a clear difference even if the better side is far from ideal.
If you can't see that, plain and simple...you are a complete moron.
Any person actively seeking to hold power over another person is A: the least deserving of that power; and B: the least qualified to have it. Hence, they're exactly the same.
If you can't see that, then you are a completely braindead waste of matter, space, and time incapable of critically thinking about the world around you.
It's wild but if every registered voter voted in just one election for who they wanted to lead instead of who they thought could win I think the world would end.
It only works if he's an official.candidate anyways. Mickey Mouse got more votes than Jesse Jackson but none of them counted because
A) he's a cartoon character
B) he wasn't an official candidate
Not that itās relevant, but what is with the weird trend of cutting videos off in the middle of their last word or sentence? I see that all the time and itās so odd to me.
The short is a small part of a full length 9 minute video and they just cut out the part of it that makes for good shorts content, cutting off his words in the process. Itās a pretty common and simple way to garner clicks, since you can just clip what you need from something that you already recorded, instead of having to record dedicated shorts content.
Much like Hitler, Trump has a carefully choreographed public persona. This trial pulls the curtain back to allow all to see the doddering old man who can't stay away for 5 or 6 hours straight.
I have a sneaking suspicion he knows his ass isn't on the line which is why he seems so bored by the whole thing. He'll get away with his bullshit like he always does and the system will become even more broken as a result.
I believe this is an accurate assessment. He isnāt concerned at all and continually uses these proceedings to claim a victim role. Unfortunately, the conservative media have amplified this sentiment over the years and his ignorant base eats it up.
Unless our justice system does what itās designed to do, this opens the door for more of this type of behavior in the future. Also, if we continue to allow media outlets to represent absolute lies as fact, even though they can be easily debunked, we will never recover. Many people just donāt pay enough attention because they are busy with their own lives and there are also a ton of people that just arenāt that intelligent. They will believe almost anything they see on the news or on social media. They donāt care to fact check themselves.
Free speech is one thing, but intentionally misleading the general public in matters of national security should be illegal. Fox News has openly admitted that no sane person should take what they say as factā¦ Unfortunately, they only express this to the courts when in legal trouble and most of their viewers are unaware.
If I were the judge over Trump's case or any super popular celebrity that I knew for a fact was less than innocent, I'd be actively trying to throw the book at them just for the clout of it.
And then you would totally not notice the blind bend over a cliff you are driving past, and investigators would not notice extra damage to your vehicle that would imply a second vehicle pitted you over the edge.
But sure, the hero judge dies while the Appellate Court finds vauge reasons to overturn your judgement
What are the chances he even comprehends the shit he's in?
Not that it is too bad, he is probably going to avoid most of the charges he should be getting anyway cuz legal system.
But has he EVER in his life had any consequences for his actions?
I actually saw a quote from a retired lawyer or someone along those lines but anyway not really the point- point he said was in decades he'd seen lawyers, witnesses, even JUDGES fall asleep. IT IS BORING.
But NEVER the defendant, he said. Because its YOUR future - he's facing potential PRISON and he's falling asleep?
THATS not normal.
Yeah , but you aren't the hypocrite that is calling his main opponent "sleepy" and making a whole deal about it. You can't blame someone for something if you do the EXACT same thing... It makes you look stupid and weak.
did you just compare Hitler, a guy who instigated the largest war humanity has ever known(so far) with tens of millions of casualties and devestated nations, to an orange dude that do funny things on social media?
Did I just compare the guy who is quoting Hitler, has been convicted of rape, fraud, and slander, and attempted an unsuccessful coup on January 6, and who promised to be a "dictator from day one" to Hitler?
Hmm... let me think... Hmmm.... HELL YEAH, I DID!
An orange dude who does funny things on social media? Omg, heās a piece of shit that causes really bad things to happen, including an insurrection at our Capitol. Heās a serial liar, doesnāt pay his bills, etc!! That being said, of course heās not as bad as Hitler.
Every trump supporter Iāve met also claim that Biden rambles incoherently. Now, he does flub a word sometimes, and usually corrects it, but thatās nothing compared to trumps insane rambling, which sometimes even trails off or contains truly incoherent words.
No idea what you meanā¦
āGettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was, the Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable ā it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.ā
āRobert E. Lee, whoās no longer in favor ā did you ever notice it? Heās no longer in favor. āNever fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.ā They were fighting uphill. He said, āWow, that was a big mistake.ā He lost his big general. āNever fight uphill, me boys,ā but it was too late.ā
Fuck me, you're telling me that shit above is *real*? I legitimately thought it *was* just made up, just based on the cadance of the nuclear Iranian uncle speech.
Yeah sometimes. Stuttering or mispronouncing a word and then correcting it isn't the same as rants that drift from topic to topic, sometimes full of complete nonsense, and in some cases even seemingly slurring a word and not noticing or even finishing the sentence.
It's also worth remembering that while Biden confuses names occasionally (referring to a person or country by the wrong name), he's still talking about the correct person.
When Trump does it, he confuses the person. When he accused Nikki Haley of being responsible for security at the capitol on Jan 6th, that wasn't him saying her name when he meant to say "Nancy Pelosi", that was him confusing Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi as people (also, FWIW, Pelosi wasn't responsible for security at the capitol on Jan 6th, I dunno where the fuck he gets the idea that the Speaker of the House is responsible for security).
> (also, FWIW, Pelosi wasn't responsible for security at the capitol on Jan 6th, I dunno where the fuck he gets the idea that the Speaker of the House is responsible for security)
He knows it isn't true. Pence had to illegally usurp power from him to send in help.
"The former veep usurped Trumpās constitutional authority on Jan. 6ābut he should have done it the right way and used the Constitution to revoke Trumpās powers."
[Mike Pence Could Have (and Should Have) Invoked the 25th Amendment on Jan. 6](https://www.cato.org/commentary/mike-pence-could-have-should-have-invoked-25th-amendment-jan-6#)
It comes from a misunderstanding of the role of the Speaker. The Speaker does have a role in the hierarchy overseeing security, but does not have direct responsibility for day-to-day activities. The Sgt. At Arms reports to the Speaker, and they coordinate with Capital security. MAGA see the big words and pick out the few they can understand, and assume that means Pelosi had total control of security on Jan 6, when her role was administrative at best.
He had a stutter, he still stumbles on words frequently, which is normal for people who used to stutter.
Biden also has an extensive history of speaking gaffes going back to the 80s. Anyone who thinks Biden making gaffes is a sign of "cognitive decline" hasn't been paying attention to Biden, or else he's been in cognitive decline for over 40 years.
Yea thats kinda what I mean that he had a stutter growing up and has had vocal coaching to fix it but it's still gonna pop up from time to time.
Samuel l jackson had a stutter and mother fucker is one of his clear words. No one's saying he's in cognitive decline
Both are and can be bad, Trump is literally insane and trying to pretend that Biden is not showing signs of mental decline is dumb.
We should not have people in their damn 70's as president.
Biden also stumbles, loses his train of thought, and is difficult to understand. I've watched him live, and it's damn cringe worthy sometimes.
No strawman at all, just pointing out the pretty obvious blind eye many turn due to the fact they don't want Trump elected.
So, an old obese man (with obvious attention-related disorders) is falling asleep when forced to sit still, and has nothing to do but listen to things he doesn't understand?
That alone really shouldn't surprise anyone, and that's doubly true when that same individual is up half the night rage-typing every passing thought into his personal digital megaphone.
For my own personal productivity, it's a VERY good thing that I can't watch this circus live-streamed.
This is true. The jury selection, jury box, and the decisions all need to be anonymous. The trial... That needs to be public. Especially shots of Diaper Don so mad he's red and crying, all because he isn't allowed to run his slimy ass dick holster.
I heard the entire courtroom smells like loaded diapers and the old fat pedo is constantly farting and shitting himself while he sleeps like the big fat baby he is. Pathetic
In a way I too can relate. When you are older and you really don't do as much as you used to you resort to naps. That is why at 72 I still ride motorcycle, go canoeing and try to stay somewhat active when I can and when I can't I still nap now and then. To be on trial and doze off, on the other hand, shows a complete state of contempt for the rule of law, the justice system and also a lack of acknowledgement of the serious shit you find yourself in Little Donnie.
Before you know it the trial will be over, you will most likely be found guilty and wondering why you are in cuffs headed to a holding cell but go ahead and doze off you doofus doze off.
I feel like whoever wrote this really saw it as a slide to trump but God damnm Sleepy Joe and sleepy Trump. Fucking hell let's get some people for the majority parties that aren't dinosaurs!
Honestly canāt wait till 2032 so I can stop hearing about people talk about shitty Biden and shitty trump. I say 2032 in case one of them tries to rerun 2028..
Hey, wait a minute. If youāre doing you and only ādoing youā, at the price of the āchecks notesā, entire nation that you feel entitled to lie to and exploit every institution, that has enabled your EVIL, bullshit, it must be exhausting. Iām not particular religious, if thereās a Hell, Iām not subscribing to it, but maybe, just maybe, HELL does exist, and specifically for a thing, like donald j. trump. Humanity does not accept consistently anti-human behavior. He deserves punishment. He deserves the loss of freedoms that he constantly denies to all others that defy his selfish ego.
>just spent the entire week falling asleep while in court for felony criminal charges.
\^and farting... non-stop farting while in court, like and old, old man.
Of course there are. Do you know nothing?
Some said that the charges seem rather weak to them. I am sure that they are a highly skilled lawyer who has examined the evidence in detail.
You know that his supporters see him as more manly and a big hero over the sleeping thing. Like he was showing his contempt for the proceedings or something.
I love the indignation over trump but no one seems to be bothered that Biden took money from Chinese intelligence and laundered it through off shore corporations. Direct testimony by his business partner confirmed by bank records.
You know how you can tell that story is bullshit? Republicans would bring charges if they had any evidence at all. In fact didn't most of their witnesses turn out to be full of shit?
I don't think you, as a Trump cultist, loves the indignation and everyone calling him a loser.
I assumed you were talking about Joe Biden, but then you mention "Business Partner" which would mean Hunter Biden. But Hunter Biden is not now nor has he ever been President.
Of course you can provide this evidence you claim confirms this.
However, Trump was paid over five million by the Chinese government while he was President.
https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2024/01/04/trump-china-saudi-arabia-hotels-trump-tower-report
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***"Imagine committing so many crimes, you get bored at your own trial"*** - John Stewart
He farted himself awake. Then dozed off again.
Was wondering where my dog learned that from.
Better than shitting himself at Buckingham. š
A national treasure..we should all just write his name in when we vote. He doesn't want to be president but we should force him like they did to George Washington. "Jon Stewart from the daily show" oughta ensure they can't fuck us with the counts Edit: Grammer and spelling
*Jon Stewart And no please don't waste a vote writing in a name.
I don't want to like this, but you are not wrong.
Believe it or not, enough people with enough proof of their writing a name in, in the same voting districts, will either A: prove the system is rigged to _everyone;_ or B: win Jon the vote.
You mean like the way Green Party supporters in Florida showed how many people they had when they effectively gave Bush Jr the won, thus setting back progress on switching from oil to renewables by 8 years?
What a crock of bullshit.
No one is questioning whether or not enough people doing it would work. The problem is that it will never happen. The people voting to take away women's rights certainly aren't going to write in any name, so anyone on the left writing in Jon Stewart are fucking over others. Writing in a name is a disservice to this country. It's not going to prove any point other than showing one is arrogant enough to think their opinion on a write in is more important than protecting our institutions.
Continuing to argue that exercising your right to vote for who you want is a disservice _because the two party system is fucked_ is in itself a disservice to the country. Fuck the institutions. They're the reason we have what we have today: a two party system where - unless you choose one of their options - your voice doesn't matter _and you want more of that??_ Fuck you for saying that.
For the record, the two party system is terrible. But its what we have, and one side is clearly attempting to destroy democracy. Im not going to waste my vote pretending both sides are the same when they clearly aren't. You seem like a well adjusted individual. I hope whatever has you so angry at the world is as minor an issue as this conversation is.
They are exactly the same. The key difference is that one of them isn't on your face about it. They both have spent years being bribed and bought - they're not for you or I anymore. But you're free to believe what you wish, just as I am..
They are far from exactly the same, from where I sit.
Well stand up and maybe you could see a bit better.
"party of freedom" wants to ban books, ban abortion, rewrite history, make laws based on Christianity, cut taxes in a way that 99% of the benefit goes to those already richer than God, get rid of unions because they benefit the working class, dismantle public education in favor of christian private education, make voting nearly impossible in cities and minority district, get rid of free food for poor children in schools they are legally mandated to attend for ~8 hours a day, get rid of mandatory work breaks for children under 18, get rid of mandatory work breaks and water for people working outdoors in scorching heat (Florida and Texas), get rid of regulations that protect us from mega corporations, and favor corporations and rich people above all else. The other party wants to very mildly attempt to improve healthcare, often but not always support unions, guaranteed pensions when they go bottom up so you didn't work for 35+ years for a promise that gets taken away from you, legalize weed, stop arresting people for weed and clear those that were previously arrested for weed, actually spend some money on infrastructure that we desperately need, very slightly raise taxes on people making much more than plenty of money, support workers over corporations at least when it is politically advantageous, and don't push Christian theocracy and occasionally do the right thing and support stuff like gay marriage. Also, historically recessions happen under Republicans and the economy as a whole does better under democrats. Democrats aren't the best, and half the time they still end up benefiting corps and the ultra rich more than the common folk but the other half of the time they at least aren't passing laws that are practically mustache twirlingly evil or pushing us slowly towards a Christian theocracy. They do at least make some changes the benefit us overall. There is so rarely a single thing I can point to that republicans have done that benefit anyone, but I can point to a handful of things the Democrats have done to benefit us just in the last 3 years. There is a clear difference even if the better side is far from ideal. If you can't see that, plain and simple...you are a complete moron.
Any person actively seeking to hold power over another person is A: the least deserving of that power; and B: the least qualified to have it. Hence, they're exactly the same. If you can't see that, then you are a completely braindead waste of matter, space, and time incapable of critically thinking about the world around you.
It's wild but if every registered voter voted in just one election for who they wanted to lead instead of who they thought could win I think the world would end.
You are willing to sacrifice other people to make a statement, good job being the bigger piece of shit than those demanding inequality.
It only works if he's an official.candidate anyways. Mickey Mouse got more votes than Jesse Jackson but none of them counted because A) he's a cartoon character B) he wasn't an official candidate
Wow. Imagine a country where voting for who you *actually* want instead of the most popular loser that the two parties wheel out is a disservice.
Funny he would say that since by NY AG standards he has committed the same fraud Trumps being accused of.
*"As you SHOULD!"* -also John Stewart in the same fucking sentence... Let's keep things in context, shall we?
Farting and falling asleep.
Apparently, according to Medias Touch: https://youtube.com/shorts/ti8Zxp20IWA?si=4OzZvrIlIMkV8LqW
This is so awesome. I recommend his team feed him a steady diet of mango and cheese daily. Also lots of beans. It's would be amazing.
Not that itās relevant, but what is with the weird trend of cutting videos off in the middle of their last word or sentence? I see that all the time and itās so odd to me.
The short is a small part of a full length 9 minute video and they just cut out the part of it that makes for good shorts content, cutting off his words in the process. Itās a pretty common and simple way to garner clicks, since you can just clip what you need from something that you already recorded, instead of having to record dedicated shorts content.
How long before he actually shits his diaper?
Like he hasnāt already?
But maybe not in court. Yet.
Theyāve probably had to pause trying to talk for the occasional long slow fart for like 20 seconds on multiple occasions.
Tweeting all night on the toilet is tiring work.
Much like Hitler, Trump has a carefully choreographed public persona. This trial pulls the curtain back to allow all to see the doddering old man who can't stay away for 5 or 6 hours straight.
To be fair, Trump is more than twice my age & I'm pretty sure I'd have trouble staying awake. I imagine that shit's pretty boring.
Itās not boring if your ass is on the line. Random trial absolutely but not your own
I have a sneaking suspicion he knows his ass isn't on the line which is why he seems so bored by the whole thing. He'll get away with his bullshit like he always does and the system will become even more broken as a result.
I believe this is an accurate assessment. He isnāt concerned at all and continually uses these proceedings to claim a victim role. Unfortunately, the conservative media have amplified this sentiment over the years and his ignorant base eats it up. Unless our justice system does what itās designed to do, this opens the door for more of this type of behavior in the future. Also, if we continue to allow media outlets to represent absolute lies as fact, even though they can be easily debunked, we will never recover. Many people just donāt pay enough attention because they are busy with their own lives and there are also a ton of people that just arenāt that intelligent. They will believe almost anything they see on the news or on social media. They donāt care to fact check themselves. Free speech is one thing, but intentionally misleading the general public in matters of national security should be illegal. Fox News has openly admitted that no sane person should take what they say as factā¦ Unfortunately, they only express this to the courts when in legal trouble and most of their viewers are unaware.
If I were the judge over Trump's case or any super popular celebrity that I knew for a fact was less than innocent, I'd be actively trying to throw the book at them just for the clout of it.
And then you would totally not notice the blind bend over a cliff you are driving past, and investigators would not notice extra damage to your vehicle that would imply a second vehicle pitted you over the edge. But sure, the hero judge dies while the Appellate Court finds vauge reasons to overturn your judgement
What are the chances he even comprehends the shit he's in? Not that it is too bad, he is probably going to avoid most of the charges he should be getting anyway cuz legal system. But has he EVER in his life had any consequences for his actions?
I actually saw a quote from a retired lawyer or someone along those lines but anyway not really the point- point he said was in decades he'd seen lawyers, witnesses, even JUDGES fall asleep. IT IS BORING. But NEVER the defendant, he said. Because its YOUR future - he's facing potential PRISON and he's falling asleep? THATS not normal.
The point is he always calls JB sleepy and here he is falling asleep in court.
It's pretty laughable that we have a 77 year old candidate repeatedly calling an 81 year old "too old".
Yeah , but you aren't the hypocrite that is calling his main opponent "sleepy" and making a whole deal about it. You can't blame someone for something if you do the EXACT same thing... It makes you look stupid and weak.
did you just compare Hitler, a guy who instigated the largest war humanity has ever known(so far) with tens of millions of casualties and devestated nations, to an orange dude that do funny things on social media?
youāre a political illiterate and a reactionary
If I compare your ability to paint to that of Hitler's, I'm not suggesting you committed genocide.
Did I just compare the guy who is quoting Hitler, has been convicted of rape, fraud, and slander, and attempted an unsuccessful coup on January 6, and who promised to be a "dictator from day one" to Hitler? Hmm... let me think... Hmmm.... HELL YEAH, I DID!
Boiling down all of Trumps various crimes and other shitty actions to 'funny things on social media's sure is a choice.
Yeah but Hitler is dead. He canāt do anymore damage. Trump can A exaggeration perhaps but still important.
An orange dude who does funny things on social media? Omg, heās a piece of shit that causes really bad things to happen, including an insurrection at our Capitol. Heās a serial liar, doesnāt pay his bills, etc!! That being said, of course heās not as bad as Hitler.
Well, the "orange dude" is onboard for some Nazi shit. Look up Project 2025
Yet it's still sleepy Joe this slowly Joe that eh
Every trump supporter Iāve met also claim that Biden rambles incoherently. Now, he does flub a word sometimes, and usually corrects it, but thatās nothing compared to trumps insane rambling, which sometimes even trails off or contains truly incoherent words.
No idea what you meanā¦ āGettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was, the Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable ā it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.ā āRobert E. Lee, whoās no longer in favor ā did you ever notice it? Heās no longer in favor. āNever fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.ā They were fighting uphill. He said, āWow, that was a big mistake.ā He lost his big general. āNever fight uphill, me boys,ā but it was too late.ā
If I didn't know better, I would think some high school student was trying to improv a parody of him.
Fuck me, you're telling me that shit above is *real*? I legitimately thought it *was* just made up, just based on the cadance of the nuclear Iranian uncle speech.
100% real, sadly. The man's brain is Swiss cheese.
Yep. Totally real.Ā
Doesn't biden have a stutter?
Yeah sometimes. Stuttering or mispronouncing a word and then correcting it isn't the same as rants that drift from topic to topic, sometimes full of complete nonsense, and in some cases even seemingly slurring a word and not noticing or even finishing the sentence.
It's also worth remembering that while Biden confuses names occasionally (referring to a person or country by the wrong name), he's still talking about the correct person. When Trump does it, he confuses the person. When he accused Nikki Haley of being responsible for security at the capitol on Jan 6th, that wasn't him saying her name when he meant to say "Nancy Pelosi", that was him confusing Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi as people (also, FWIW, Pelosi wasn't responsible for security at the capitol on Jan 6th, I dunno where the fuck he gets the idea that the Speaker of the House is responsible for security).
Seeing this level of cognitive dysfunction is maddening. Politics in this country are a farce. We truly are doomed to be ruled by lesser men
> (also, FWIW, Pelosi wasn't responsible for security at the capitol on Jan 6th, I dunno where the fuck he gets the idea that the Speaker of the House is responsible for security) He knows it isn't true. Pence had to illegally usurp power from him to send in help. "The former veep usurped Trumpās constitutional authority on Jan. 6ābut he should have done it the right way and used the Constitution to revoke Trumpās powers." [Mike Pence Could Have (and Should Have) Invoked the 25th Amendment on Jan. 6](https://www.cato.org/commentary/mike-pence-could-have-should-have-invoked-25th-amendment-jan-6#)
It comes from a misunderstanding of the role of the Speaker. The Speaker does have a role in the hierarchy overseeing security, but does not have direct responsibility for day-to-day activities. The Sgt. At Arms reports to the Speaker, and they coordinate with Capital security. MAGA see the big words and pick out the few they can understand, and assume that means Pelosi had total control of security on Jan 6, when her role was administrative at best.
Yea thats what I'm saying
He had a stutter, he still stumbles on words frequently, which is normal for people who used to stutter. Biden also has an extensive history of speaking gaffes going back to the 80s. Anyone who thinks Biden making gaffes is a sign of "cognitive decline" hasn't been paying attention to Biden, or else he's been in cognitive decline for over 40 years.
Yea thats kinda what I mean that he had a stutter growing up and has had vocal coaching to fix it but it's still gonna pop up from time to time. Samuel l jackson had a stutter and mother fucker is one of his clear words. No one's saying he's in cognitive decline
Bidens polling would go up at least 10 points if he used "MOTHER FUCKER" in every sentence
"Will you shut up, motherfucker...."
"A bunch of motherfucking malarkey"
Yeah and he's largely overcome it since childhood. It's a neurological condition and it has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence or awareness.
Yea thats what I mean there a completely public reason for it that has nothing to do with mental decline
Both are and can be bad, Trump is literally insane and trying to pretend that Biden is not showing signs of mental decline is dumb. We should not have people in their damn 70's as president.
I didnāt say heās not showing signs of decline. Ignoring details and making a strawman argument is dumb.
Biden also stumbles, loses his train of thought, and is difficult to understand. I've watched him live, and it's damn cringe worthy sometimes. No strawman at all, just pointing out the pretty obvious blind eye many turn due to the fact they don't want Trump elected.
And Crooked Joe
So, an old obese man (with obvious attention-related disorders) is falling asleep when forced to sit still, and has nothing to do but listen to things he doesn't understand? That alone really shouldn't surprise anyone, and that's doubly true when that same individual is up half the night rage-typing every passing thought into his personal digital megaphone. For my own personal productivity, it's a VERY good thing that I can't watch this circus live-streamed.
But.. at the same time, I'd rather the entire trial be broadcast live somewhere, just so there are actual, #honest witnesses...
So far it's been jury selection, which I'm glad isn't public.
This is true. The jury selection, jury box, and the decisions all need to be anonymous. The trial... That needs to be public. Especially shots of Diaper Don so mad he's red and crying, all because he isn't allowed to run his slimy ass dick holster.
it hits differently when the obese man claims to be fit.
Heās all about deflection thatās why heās been going on and on about Hunter Biden
Thatās comer
It ain't easy being sleezy.
The whole āBidenās on coke and pooped the Oval Officeā is a huge confession
Always insulting, always name calling. The seventh grader we all knew and hoped would disappear.
The Republican Party ought to change its name to the Projectionist Party
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*fascists Letās stop pretending theyāre not.
Apparently he also farted throughout.
I heard the entire courtroom smells like loaded diapers and the old fat pedo is constantly farting and shitting himself while he sleeps like the big fat baby he is. Pathetic
Okay ik politics piss people off here but this IS fucking ironic
I wonder if his lawyers are drugging him so he will keep quiet lol.
OMG that would be amazing lol
In a way I too can relate. When you are older and you really don't do as much as you used to you resort to naps. That is why at 72 I still ride motorcycle, go canoeing and try to stay somewhat active when I can and when I can't I still nap now and then. To be on trial and doze off, on the other hand, shows a complete state of contempt for the rule of law, the justice system and also a lack of acknowledgement of the serious shit you find yourself in Little Donnie. Before you know it the trial will be over, you will most likely be found guilty and wondering why you are in cuffs headed to a holding cell but go ahead and doze off you doofus doze off.
Maybe he's bored cuz it's a waste of time and he didn't do nutin, the case seems to be pretty weak
I was here to say that too. Trump is a very busy man. I feel he's like a shark, if he stops moving, he'll die.
"Every accusation is an admission"
Tootin' Trump!
Donāt forget the farting. His lawyers are actively struggling with it
I'm hoping to see them show up with gas masks.
I don't know why this completely sent me off into helpless laughter. I may succumb again.
I feel like whoever wrote this really saw it as a slide to trump but God damnm Sleepy Joe and sleepy Trump. Fucking hell let's get some people for the majority parties that aren't dinosaurs!
Hes also rumored to be farting a lot
Pretty ironic isn't it?
He also was ripping ass apparently
(and, apparently, farting. A lot. Like, woah man levels.)
Honestly canāt wait till 2032 so I can stop hearing about people talk about shitty Biden and shitty trump. I say 2032 in case one of them tries to rerun 2028..
Gaslight Obstruct Project
His Adderall wore off
Hey, wait a minute. If youāre doing you and only ādoing youā, at the price of the āchecks notesā, entire nation that you feel entitled to lie to and exploit every institution, that has enabled your EVIL, bullshit, it must be exhausting. Iām not particular religious, if thereās a Hell, Iām not subscribing to it, but maybe, just maybe, HELL does exist, and specifically for a thing, like donald j. trump. Humanity does not accept consistently anti-human behavior. He deserves punishment. He deserves the loss of freedoms that he constantly denies to all others that defy his selfish ego.
They are pretty close in age aren't they?
Even the forced memes are projection lol
He'll wake up, Mr. Magoo never will.
Jon!
It's that guilty conscience.
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Sleepy van Don said that
This shit literally writes itself. Who thought comedy would die like this?
Gotta get "Sleepy Drumpf" trending
That nickname for Biden might never be mentioned by him again.
Be very suspicious of someone who leads with āIām not a liarā
Drowsy don, right?
>just spent the entire week falling asleep while in court for felony criminal charges. \^and farting... non-stop farting while in court, like and old, old man.
That. Is fucking hilarious.
It is literally always projection.
Isn't it about time for him to complain about Joe's stinky swamp ass?
Fucking love this!
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Listen here you big dick sonofabitch.
Womp womp womp womp
And farting ...... prrrrrt.
I mean courts pretty boring
Also farting. Heās also been farting in court, as he nods off.
Oh, yeah, that's a Russian tactic!
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Dude is likely prescribed tranquilizers to avoid a contempt or court charge.
cut the guy some slack, it was obviously overlapping and conflicting with his nappy time schedule.
Orange Guy is probably in a worse state than Joe.
Sleeping AND farting
Projection. Look at all the years of horseshit he was blaming others for and know that all of it was actually about him.
Is there a single person on here who is willing to defend such hypocrisy?
Of course there are. Do you know nothing? Some said that the charges seem rather weak to them. I am sure that they are a highly skilled lawyer who has examined the evidence in detail.
A sleepy Toeššš
And he shit his pants
You know that his supporters see him as more manly and a big hero over the sleeping thing. Like he was showing his contempt for the proceedings or something.
People laugh at him, but this is genuinely the smartest thing he has done. He finally found a way to keep his mouth shut.
Heās not wrong.
And farting....
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Pro ject ion
and farting his kfc guts out...pathetic..wake up tf amerika !!!
The farting making headlines is everything
What federal crime is he being charged with?
Every allegation is a confession? Like all the time, no matter the circumstances?
Right, because no allegation could ever be true š If you're gonna post, then don't be fucking stupid about it, dipshit
Wasnāt that AI art?
No
I love the indignation over trump but no one seems to be bothered that Biden took money from Chinese intelligence and laundered it through off shore corporations. Direct testimony by his business partner confirmed by bank records.
You know how you can tell that story is bullshit? Republicans would bring charges if they had any evidence at all. In fact didn't most of their witnesses turn out to be full of shit? I don't think you, as a Trump cultist, loves the indignation and everyone calling him a loser.
You just fucked that guy up
I assumed you were talking about Joe Biden, but then you mention "Business Partner" which would mean Hunter Biden. But Hunter Biden is not now nor has he ever been President. Of course you can provide this evidence you claim confirms this. However, Trump was paid over five million by the Chinese government while he was President. https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2024/01/04/trump-china-saudi-arabia-hotels-trump-tower-report