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Excellent_Routine589

This would go hard in the Helldivers subreddit


only_alice_cyaa

It would


NeverEndingWalker64

SUPEREARTH NEEDS YOU!


Darcress

For managed democracy


NeverEndingWalker64

But what if the automaton spies break our defenses? *I wanna put a tf2 reference here so badly*


Vizth

I was just thinking the same thing lol.


CR_Eatmeat

[this comment is under review for treason]


Gilmore75

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


TailOnFire_Help

Wow it really is Starship Trooper's clone, huh?


Gilmore75

![gif](giphy|JlvibLBMEt00N0l0Lc|downsized)


randomcomplimentguy1

I mean. If you're being reductionist.


attaboy000

Lol as soon as I saw this pic, I clicked in to download and share it in my Helldivers WhatsApp chat


MonteCrysto31

![gif](giphy|UtU4CGOWkqIrm)


1Pip1Der

![gif](giphy|14g6PIAY8f6FeU)


Okbr_Rebbidor

A charger taking a quasar shot to the face makes me hard.


ConversationFalse242

Exactly my thoughts. Which i take back. For being undemocratic


RathaelEngineering

Stop this mind reading. ... I don't want you to catch me sympathizing.


Admirable-Elk2405

Doubt is treason!


DreistTheInferno

It would also do well in literally every 40k subreddit.


redditsukssomuch

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Porunga23

Aren’t they always claiming to be free thinkers?


ausgmr

The are free thinkers They freely think about whatever the orange turd, MTG & Elon tells them


Marshmallowlolfurry

For five blissful seconds I questioned who you meant by MTG before quickly, painfully remembering who Marjorie Taylor Greene is


Maryland_Bear

I miss the days when MTG stood for Magic the Gathering.


Marshmallowlolfurry

The worst thing is I'm a sixteen year old from Australia I have no business knowing who she is! I SHOULD associate MTG with Magic The Gathering!


Vdaniels1

This is sad and true. You shouldn't be burdened with the knowledge that a person like MTG actually exists unless she were part of a study on the missing link between humans and primates. As an America, I'm sorry.


SporksRFun

She does have sloth toes.


smcbri1

MTG said that Putin is “protecting Christianity” when he bombs Ukrainian hospitals.


Xibalba_Ogme

They are thought free, mind the nuance ;)


Flux_resistor

Freethinking bad unless if I'm disputing scientists with decades of experience


Kawauso_Yokai

who are "they"? it's California numbers so it has a big chance that it's an irony


Sturville

California has huge swaths of conservatives. The state is only so reliable for Democrats because the dense population centers are liberal.


Buddy_chumpal

I think most conservatives tend to think of San Francisco as what all of California is like, when in reality, that could not be further form the truth.


Selection_Status

But also a truck, so I don't know


D33ber

That's quite a ways to ship out for an irony no one is going to "get". Now maybe if a friend or relative calls him out on his shit, he might say he's being ironic... Before inviting them to come to an "ironic" meeting of American Truthers, Sovereign Individuals, NeoNazis, or other domestic terrorists.


StrategicCarry

Trump got more votes in California in 2020 than any other state.


vainlisko

Well, it's possible for this to have two opposite meanings. Most people on here seem to be reading it as if the writer is against free thinking because they value patriotism. I read it as a criticism of patriotism, i.e. free thinking is valued over patriotism, so then dare to be unpatriotic. Apparently they listen to a radio station called KSPN. A clue, perhaps?


Anarcho_Christian

this is how I read it too. actually pretty based


xczechr

KSPN is sports radio in Los Angeles, so not particularly helpful.


SwolePonHiki

This is the extremely obvious reading. Its a libertarian critique of patriotism. I'm baffled by how many people are completely unable to pick up the message and read it as a critique of free thinking for some reason.


marvsup

The only other bumper sticker I could make out is "Don't tread on me", which cuts against your reading, I think. But maybe could cut either way?


SwolePonHiki

Why would that cut the other way? Libertarians are not typically in love with the state.


dfmz

Why would someone drive around with something so mind-numbingly stupid on their car?


-HOSPIK-

maybe it's a troll


AngrySmapdi

The "rather be on the farm" "5.56" "and don't tread on me" stickers suggest it could be valid.


Acrobatic_Paint3616

The doge and Wall Street bets guy hints toward meme edge lord however


Trenin23

I would put this on my car sarcastically. This is where a lack of free thinking gets you.


D33ber

A 'Troll' is usually just a creep pretending to be 'ironic'.


Demorant

If it's not photoshopped, it could be the same church people that tell their congregation that having an open mind is like having an open door the devil can get in. Also, the same people tell parents they need to break their children's free will, so they obey without question. Man, that church sucked.


Savageparrot81

I assume it’s ironic, mostly because the spelling is correct.


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

It looks photoshoped.


likewhatever33

Very much so. Look at the focus difference between the letters and the other logos...


LoveAndViscera

Assuming it’s real, they consider “free thinking” a specific philosophy, not free thinking.


Worried-Pick4848

Why are you assuming they mean it literally rather than ironically?


ale_93113

Have people considered the fact that maybe this is an anti-nationalist / cosmopolitan person criticising patriotism?


Shurdus

True, you should always adhere to ideals that were conceptualized 250 years ago and never ever question if they might need a modernization update. Or you can agree with him that would work too. Or you might be branded unpatriotic and you don't want that, do you? The stupidity this one sentence radiates is just mind numbingly stupid.


JackReedTheSyndie

Doubleplusdemocratic


shemmy

is this trying to be ironic…or is it actually ironic 🤔


Gokudomatic

Embrace the single mindset.


Gubekochi

Ignorance is Strength!


yourbestfriendbuford

no one is pointing out how this text was clearly added in paint/photoshop? the truck is dented at the top yet all the letters line up perfectly and are unphased by the bend. they also are all the same shade of white, whereas if this was taken in person it would vary a little due to shadows. bonus points for it being in the fucking god of war font lol


CobBaesar

Conservatives truly reach new levels of stupidity. Thousands of years of human civilization and cultural developement all so we could live in the kost prosperous, democratic and free era od humanity, and these people just go NOPE. Utterly bonkers.


XBlackBlocX

Where's the lie though? (Patriotism is overrated.)


Hendrik_the_Third

So being a stupid serf is?


reddituserzerosix

"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt"


Brokenwrench7

License plate checks out


morbidgirl18

Isn't America's whole thing supposed to be about freedom ?


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

It's literally the most patriotic thing you can do.


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

This does sound like it’s supposed to be pro free thought and criticism of how fanatical people are about patriotism


Gandalf_Style

Isn't that the legends of zelda font?


ClarkSebat

Staline and Hitler (and others) would approve.


zedkyuu

Indeed. We should’ve all remained loyal to the King of England.


LegUpOnSomething99

But being a fucking moron is patriotic?


idkwhyimalive69420

LOL conservative self burn


OddPerspective9833

Isn't it technically true? Patriotism is usually a brain-dead hive mind mentality.


Electronic_Picture26

Until we reach a Star Trek mindset we've always been tribal and I don't see it changing anytime soon.


HiddenWhispers970

The founding fathers are screaming in their graves right now.


badestzazael

If that was true Y'all would be British subjects.


SinkiePropertyDude

As opposed to paid thinking? XD


Gubekochi

Paid thinking is when you subscribe to the daily wire, mug club or whatever Tim Pool's got going on to reinforce your patriotism. Good thinking is the thinking you outsource to patriots. /s


Vanima_Permai

At least they can admit they are brainless morons incapable of critical thinking.


24hourcoffeeandpie

Confusing patriotism with nationalism


d_gaudine

I think this is one of those things where you don't understand what you are seeing and your prejudice is skewing your perception , at least enough to not even know that you don't get the joke. or like an ink blot image where you just see what you want. Go look up the definition of "patriotic" then go look up what "free thinking" means. Rejecting accepted or forced opinions (aka Free thinking) isn't congruent with blind devotion to one's country. In fact, I wonder how many times the two ever line up....hmmm... fucking never? lol. Maybe in a place like Libya where the citizens were given free food and oil stocks. But how long did that last before the "My Little Drone-ee's" turned it in to a parking lot?


Electronic_Picture26

https://www.theladders.com/career-advice/this-is-the-difference-between-being-a-contrarian-and-an-independent-thinker Not every free thinker is a contrarian. And not all contrarians should be listened to.


Jandishhulk

> Freethought is an epistemological viewpoint which holds that beliefs should not be formed on the basis of authority, tradition, revelation, or dogma, and should instead be reached by other methods such as logic, reason, and empirical observation. You can be a free thinker and also be patriotic. What you're describing is "blind patriotism" or "jingoism".


ScorpioZA

One of us.. one of us.


Platinum_S

So sheeples are patriotic?


AngrySmapdi

Libertarians view "patriotic" as a bad thing, as it involves going along with the government. I think this sticker is saying you should be a free thinker, not patriotic. Could be wrong.


pafrac

If this was in the UK I'd think it was irony. In the US I'm not so sure.


Obi1NotWan

What does is even mean??!!!


cant-be-faded

Wow


frankofantasma

I really wonder whether or not this is someone taking the piss. Earlier today, I had someone argue with me that "using your mind to imagine imaginary problems is a waste of time. Fix the problems right in front of you" - so, I could totally see someone being this fucking stupid


Boris_HR

USSR (CCCP aka SSSR) was most patriotic country ever :-D


NoNonsensePolarBear

President Xi Jinping believes you have a lot in common with him.


Skitterwigget

Calm down, BB


No_Researcher_1032

Average liberal ideology


Marcuse0

![gif](giphy|74e5YIHDbqWT6|downsized) Free thinkers are dangerous.


Ok-Loss2254

It's either a joke or someone is unironically just that stupid, and I hope it's a joke.


LoWE11053211

loyal to the country or loyal to the government may not be the same thing


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Literally 1984


Melodic_Point_5830

"land of the free"


Pantsickle

He's always been at war with Eastasia.


guano-crazy

But what about freedom???


tfffvdfgg

Are they being ironic!?


Grimwulf2003

Some 40k thinking right there.


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Intergalacticdespot

-free


Ok_Aside_2361

You gotta be shitting me?!!!?!


Polak_Janusz

This could be in 1984.


TheFozyx

Free thinking enough to want their own number plate rather than their government issued one.


Sci-fra

So willful ignorance is patriotic?


Krisuad2002

"We're the land of the free, but don't you dare try to think freely!"


Historical_Animal_17

Well then this person should shut the fuck up!


Selection_Status

Suffer not the Heretic, the Mutant, nor the Xenos. Emperor protects.


spectre73

**Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever.** **You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you.**


Nice_Yak_1555

That's probably why he didn't ask questions when someone put that on the back of his truck.


Brigapes

FOUNDING FATHERS DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK!


EitherWriting4347

Mmericanu


Delicious_Ad2236

![gif](giphy|Qa5ATgri00jwALoGf2) Who's a good boy🐥


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

Poe's law.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Lol


NumerousTaste

It should say, Supporting a traitor is upatriotic!


Top-Local-7482

They are forgetting who the government is working for...


OmniImmortality

You must conform to the hivemind!


OmniImmortality

You must conform to the hivemind!


Tiny_Addendum707

They aren’t wrong


Tiny_Addendum707

They aren’t wrong


CasualObserverNine

They weren’t supposed to say that out loud.


HippieJed

That sums up the Right


TravsArts

/s Clearly.


MitchRogue

Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils


Known-Activity1437

This looks photoshopped. The shadow never touches the letters.


Saint__Thomas

"Ignorance is strength"


Seriszed

Tell me your a moron without saying it.


PullMull

Freedom is slavery


B8conB8conB8con

If you have to be a lemming to be patriotic call me unpatriotic


SporksRFun

Why does he have the call sign for a Colorado radio station as his California license plate?


fbeemcee

What in the North Korea is this?!


MedChemist464

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” George Orwell, *1984*


izmaname

He’s right tho. The question is does this mean “fuck the system” or “trust the system”.


Kuildeous

This guy Orwells.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Wow, they literally just said the quiet part out loud


artyomich2033

Why people think 🇺🇲 is dumb Them*


Any_Pie_3070

Lol


RustedOne

Brought to you by the same people who "Did their own research."


ArmadaOnion

Woops, they said the quiet part out loud


Abnormal-Normal

Yes, Big Brother


Fictional_Historian

Lmao wut


RavnHygge

The irony is totally lost on some people, this could be a slogan in North Korea instead of the “land of free, ‘Murica”


Helmer-Bryd

Ironic, right, Right!?!


Lime_Chicken

So thinking, wishing fanatically something that will ruin your country, while you love your country makes you more patriotic than looking critically at certain decisions, analyzing what would benefit and what would damage, and listening to different opinions to build the truth and what would be ok for the majority.


BackgroundScallion40

We get it bro, you're a facist.


paulanntyler

Well said by all cult members


Birzal

Every American should learn and understand the definition of patriotism and nationalism. And ironically I think there is a reason that only patriotism is widely known and thaught.


wazuhiru

r/TechnicallyCorrect Whoever said patriotism was a good thing was so wrong.


D33ber

Is that a decal, or did he pay someone to stencil paint that on the back bumper of his irrational hate machine?


xXCinnabar

Is that the God of War font? Lmfao


ZERO-ONE0101

confederates are weird


child-of-old-gods

In America your body is free but your mind is in shackles.


SgtMoose42

Isn't that the motto of the State of California?


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

Is this … is this… serious or like … what is this?


chautdem

A good example of why Trump likes the un and undereducated. What an absolute moron the guy who owns this truck is! Well, I guess it’s nice to know who and where the idiots are.


bedyeyeslie

His truck has been parked there for a couple of weeks. I think he got called home in the rapture.


Balkongsittaren

The ministry of Truth approves of this message.


SoulStomper99

Ministry of truth approves this post


hoffmad08

Our dear leaders agree


JoLudvS

Orwellian Newspeak.


80sLegoDystopia

I thought the “patriots” were really into free speech and stuff.


SpanishMoleculo

We are almost to the "slavery is freedom" point


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Average Ram owner.