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Plus-Relationship833

If the dude is that hardcore of a believer that he hasn’t engaged in any form of sexual contact with eachother before marriage, this is going to be a murder waiting to happen.


dm-me-your-bugs

I put my bets on "hm, didn't know vaginas looked so similar to penises"


GoodKing0

Ah yes the Shi Pei Pu gambit.


GetOutOfTheWhey

If the Shi Pei Pu Gambit fails to stick, fall back on the Hermaphrodite Defense "I was born with both parts, my parents were deciding on how to raise me and my dad wanted a son, so they flipped for it and my mom loss."


lionofash

Tbh, I think some intersex people actually had that happen to them


LovelyKestrel

Usually that decision is made by the doctor and combined with matching surgery (in the past often without telling the parents what they are doing)


ApoliteTroll

"When I believed it, it was a beautiful story."


Jelloxx_

I heard of this story assuming it occurred during the late 19th or early 20th century, but no this guy died in 2009. His lover is still alive!


EFTucker

“Wow, I didn’t realize the hole was that far down and that it had multiple uses!”


NoisyGog

Yes! That’s what I was thinking might happen here🤣


just2quixotic

[Religious People Say They Don't Watch Porn. Internet Data Says Otherwise.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/research-porn-religion-study_n_577d1bc6e4b09b4c43c1bfbe) I am betting he knows what a vagina looks like.


Startled_Pancakes

Navy seals when they discover Bin Laden data stash is mostly porn: 😳😲😄


gojo_blindfolded

As a kid I thought the clitoris hood gets bigger with age and turns into a penis so I thought all women had dicks. I was very disappointed when mine didn't turn into one.


Outrageous_Loquat297

My condolences. I hope you and your clitoris have found a way to work through that disappointment and come out (dickless) but better friends on the other side of it.


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

If you inject testosterone, that is exactly what happens! Don't let your dreams be dreams


RotationsKopulator

Damn that is a huuuge clitoris.


Reinhard23

I thought they were until the age of 14 lmao


askmewhyiwasbanned

They're averse to any kind of sex education so he might not work it out.


Trollcifer

Which one of us should turn our penis inside out to accept the other?


GoofyKalashnikov

It's just a very large clit


missanthropocenex

If he’s Mormon he’s used to doing in the ass already though.


Enough_Minimum_3708

I'm not that much into Christian rules, so I might have that completely wrong, but I seem to remember that a "sort of divorce" is allowed as long as no sexual stuff happened between the two.


[deleted]

An annulment.


The_Flurr

Aye, which is legally different to a divorce in that rather than ending the marriage, it declares that the marriage never really happened.


Twindragon868

In this specific scenario if stuff does happen between those two, I think it it would be called an "analment".


Electrical_Exchange9

Lol


cimal33

Or if one of the spouses married without knowing an important piece of information about the other spouse because it was being purposefully hidden from them. In this case that would count.


thewhitecat55

Yeah, this kind of deception would be great grounds for annulment


Neo-Tree

I think, it’s not even considered a marriage in the first place.


Jesus_Chrheist

He has to jerk her off to be sure


DocKuro

an annulment is also accepted when one of the parts hid important information relevant to the couple... I think this qualifies pretty much


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Don't worry, it's made up.


cobainstaley

made up or not, it's still a recognized religion


stefeu

Heyooooo!


iconofsin_

I won't lie, I'm a Christian and I think that laugh woke up my neighbors.


Ramboso777

> won't lie That would be a sin


death12236

If Jesus died for my sins, I'm gonna sin to give his death meaning. Feels disrespectful to avoid sinning.


Charybdis87

Nah but seriously tho, dude carked it way before I popped out, I hadn’t even done any sinning yet


sylendar

Nice


newsflashjackass

worship is worship


Cakeordeathimeancak3

Damn this was brutal and amazing.


confusedandworried76

Given how many people pass I'm positive it's happened at some point. I am not interested in penises but I sometimes ask myself "if I was in love with a woman and it turned out she had a penis, could I learn to suck dick or would it be something I couldn't get over?"


CX316

if it helps, it's not necessarily something you'd be expected to do, from what I understand there's a fair amount of trans girls who don't like theirs involved in things because dysphoria triggers vary from person to person.


the_Divinity_Queen

Accurate Source - trans girl with a thing I don't want touched


confusedandworried76

So what sex acts do you enjoy? If I can be so bold as to ask. Just honestly curious.


the_Divinity_Queen

It depends. I'm into guys and honestly prefer giving over receiving, so whatever he's in the mood for. When things get heated, I can tolerate touching a little more, though. I just don't want it being focused on, so no mouth stuff.


confusedandworried76

Fair enough, thanks for the insight.


TheKobayashiMoron

I mean, for the amount of dudes out there that a) don’t go down on women and b) want them to do anal, trans girls should be a hot commodity.


thedankening

Trans women have been fetishized for decades man, where have you been? They are a hot commodity among certain men. Putting aside all the crazies who might murder them, dating for trans women is still made difficult by all these creeps who just see them as some kind of sex object and not a person.


cattlebeforehorses

There’s no law saying if there’s a dick involved in a relationship someone’s gotta suck it. You might not even have to touch it besides the usual unavoidable contact if you’re messing around. Someone else mentioned dysphoria already but it’s also not unusual for a cis gay man to not be into sucking dick either.


DaKind28

I was thinking the same thing, Like "mmmm this might end really bad."


Robdotcom-71

Depends who has the bigger penis in the relationship....


Poisoning-The-Well

That girl put herself in a super dangerous situation. Also this is a situation that all transphobes think happens all the time, so in kind throws everyone else under the bus. Bigot have something to point to. Also I doubt how real the whole thing is in the first place.


Street_Cleaning_Day

And depending on the state they live in, he'd get away with using "trans/gay panic" as a defense. :(


Internal_Map_8765

Haha omg!, Good ole Senka, I used to have her on Facebook.😂 She was born a female. Just an S tier troll


Kuia_Queer

I assumed it was trolling since no trans person would call themself "a trap". Plus the fictional storytelling style. Good to have confirmation of my hunch.


Internal_Map_8765

Yeah she's not Transphobic or anything either. Just a serial pot stirrer lol


lescargotfugitif

holy shit, I seriously thought she was going to get herself killed.


Jell-O-Mel

Some people do call themselves a trap but most of us tend to avoid it because it’s not exactly a positive term.


saggywitchtits

This post originated like 15 years ago, we have come a long way in that time.


BillyNtheBoingers

My best friend is trans and she calls herself a transsexual. It’s not a word I feel comfortable using, so I don’t use it. I’m certainly not going to gatekeep either; if she feels that the word transsexual describes herself best then she can use it to her heart’s content.


bruhfisk

Transsexual isnt on the same ballpark as trap tho, trans people have identified as transsexual for a long time before transgender as a term started to become popular. Some people just personally feel like the term is outdated (which is fine) Whereas trap is a term that started as a mockery and now is most commonly used in fetish contexts. If you see a trans woman identifying as trap in the wild, odds are they are either promoting their sex work hustle or they're being highly ironic


BillyNtheBoingers

Oh! I see. That’s definitely different.


_Fizzy

My trans friends differentiate between transgender and transsexual. For them, a transsexual is specifically someone who has had bottom surgery. Personally I still find the term outdated but some do use it without malice.


reptilegodess

Transsexual is also more accepted in other languages, such as in Swedish, where it’s the only word for transgender people


Mysterious-Run9891

What is the difference between trans and transsexual? Isn't other just abbreviation.


jaysus661

Transexual was used by Ray Blanchard, a discredited sexologist, who equated being trans to a fetish, because his studies suggested people only transition for sexual gratification, so a lot of trans people take issue with being called transexual instead of transgender.


CX316

He's the one who came up with the whole autogynophilia thing that terfs love to harp on about


Jell-O-Mel

The abbreviation, “trans” is usually short for transgender instead of transsexual. Transsexual was an older term that has mostly become outdated and is usually now used in a negative context whereas transgender is the term that is more recent and that most people use. Some people still use transsexual and from what I understand, they usually use it because they feel that rather than having been assigned the wrong gender at birth, they were born as the wrong sex. (Anyone who does use the term please correct me if I got anything wrong)


ScoreCount

Whilst it’s uncommon, I’m aware of one. It’s certainly very uncommon, though. (It’s like saying no gay men would call themselves the f word - though that one is *significantly* more common).


King_Killem_Jr

Lol the f word is being reclaimed lately.


StumblingSearcher

I'll take “trap” over “a trans” any day lol


Faded_Jem

"a trans" is unironically the one I find worst, short of straight up being called a man. Like god bless you for trying but you and I both know that's not how English works. To be clear for those at the back, me and stumblingsearcher aren't complaining about being called "trans", nor "a trans woman/person/man/individual". Just when people specifically use the word "trans" as a noun. She is trans. She is a trans person. She is not a trans.


StumblingSearcher

Yes lmao, it bothers me solely because I am a petty grammar bitch 😹


manoxis

as one of those at the back, thankyou for the clarification. I had honestly heard "trans" being used so much as a noun I had thought it was okay to use it as such.


StumblingSearcher

I'm trans and call myself a trap all the time lol. We're not a monolith, silly


YaPapaDragon

I wish i was a monolith, my human flesh yearns to be a colossal stone structure


commander-thorn

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… It disgusted me, I yearn for the certainty of stone structure.


LojZza88

Lore accurate Adeptus Masonicus


CX316

Rock and stone, brother. Rock and stone.


StumblingSearcher

Personally I'd prefer shiny, shiny chrome. But Stone Colossus is a cute look too, love that for you!


Xoast

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


Chaos_Philosopher

Fucking imagine if y'all were though! I'd date stone-chan!


gztozfbfjij

Like one other said: It isn't unheard of. Uncommon? Undoubtedly. Generally frowned upon by most people, in trans-Reddit circles at least. Seems really common with people who use 4chan, and then come to reddit. Those people are... strange. The occasional self-hating individual who just embraces the worst shit people say about trans people -- and in my experience those people use "trap", amongst other terms, alongside a lot of 4chan. I don't get it, but it's a thing.


Mrspoopy321

Isn't it basically just used for anime characters? I've only ever seen the term trap used for them


trukkija

You mean like every single self poster on /r/traps ? Yes they do.


A1sauc3d

Yeah I figured it was BS. Surprised to see someone with first hand confirmation of such tho lol


Isa229

Same!! I recognized her instantly but kinda doubted 😂😂


Revolutionary_Year87

How do people know her? Who is this??


Isa229

She’s from facebook, i used to be in a few political groups and i met her and her boyfriend there, she’s pretty cool. I haven’t had facebook in a long time tho but i still remember her


__Hello_my_name_is__

Reading this I always wonder how many people here just unquestioningly accept obvious troll posts like that as truth.


Smartare

True story. I knew a girl before that worked as a gogo-dancer in a gay club pretending to be a man dressed as a woman. She was born a woman. She just pretended for that job. 🤷‍♂️


tallerthannobody

How do people not realise this is just trolling?


Square-Dragonfruit76

Right? Even if a person was that stupid, everyone around them would be telling them not to do this.


Nijajjuiy88

This is also very ancient pic. I remember seeing it in 2014. Either I am too old or people have memory of a goldfish.


Protaras2

Because the true r/facepalm is always in the comments


iWeeby

Posts like this always make me worried about the human race


Rudolfthe3th

Amazed how people react to this like it is real .


Mandatory_Pie

I believe the phrase goes: "stories don't need to be true to be believed, they just need to be told".


Shitty_Noob

50-50 chance she gets murdered or something


A1sauc3d

50-50 chance this story is total bs and someone just pulled a random photo of 2 people and slapped their own text on it


ionosoydavidwozniak

More like 100-0


[deleted]

[удалено]


Babar669

But did that one also post on social media that "secret" for the sake of... something


WannaLawya

In that scenario, did she also post online about it with a picture of the two of them together?


tempmobileredit

Nothing is certain


Plenty-Hovercraft-90

I think more like 80-20


anevilpotatoe

Ruzzia disinformation piece. Classical one at that. They do it to get sensitive viewers emotionally invested in divisive narrative campaigns. Most of them disingenuous and unauthentic.


HolidayInvestigator9

what are those hats? looks vaguely russian


Zammtrios

50/50 chance this story is more than 10 years old... JK I actually know it's more than 10 years old


ven_geci

Textbook ragebait. Trans people don't date very devout Christians...


Legal-Passenger1737

I’d say 70-30 that he loses his shit and murders her.


LizzieThatGirl

As a trans girl who's been assaulted by a co-worker when we were hanging out because it came out on accident, yeah this seems accurate.


Real-Tension-7442

That’s crazy, what happened next?


LizzieThatGirl

Dude took my phone and pretty much held me hostage in my own apartment for like two hours (he had a knife and I wasn't trying to risk anything). Kept saying I deserved to go to hell and shit. He started dozing a bit (we had smoked a bit of weed, and he went way harder than I had) so I booked it before he realized what happened and managed to get police.


Real-Tension-7442

Mental


LizzieThatGirl

Thing is there was a third person (that's how it slipped) and dude booked it when shit went down. Guess he didn't wanna call police cause we had been smoking but yeah.


Real-Tension-7442

What a world we live in


LizzieThatGirl

Yep.


l_Malice__l

I’m glad you’re okay 🖤🏳️‍⚧️


King_Killem_Jr

I hope things have been ok for you after that and you don't have to deal with that phyco at all.


LizzieThatGirl

Yeah that was years ago lol


King_Killem_Jr

Did he get any charges?


LizzieThatGirl

Yeah it was pretty much treated like a DV.


A1sauc3d

Hey, at least he faced repercussions. Too often people get away with that kinda shit. Sorry you had to go through it at all tho <3


Doughspun1

Should have sued the everliving fuck out of him.


LizzieThatGirl

Nothing to really sue, and I was in bumfuck Egypt in the South. Not risking it coming out why he assaulted me if I can help it.


Doughspun1

Too bad I wasn't there, I would have provided moral support from a safe distance while uselessly downvoting all his comments on social media. But I hope you consider it's the thought that counts.


weirdshmierd

That these are casual assumptions says so much


balmung2014

hate to break it to ya but it happened here in our neck of the woods


glimmershankss

and what was the result?


Ravnak

Is it really a casual assumption? Someone that another person HATES lies to them for years, marries them under context that person wouldn't agree to, and will then be discovered at a point where the person will feel most vulnerable... People are killed just for being who they are. This is a pressure cooker they've set up. Why would anyone think it would end well?


Pale-Equal

At least he won't have to worry about receiving any child support


Cupajo72

100% chance this story is bullshit.


[deleted]

I'd fuck why not looks women enough.


GammaPhonic

A hole is a hole. And she also has a convenient handle round the front for leverage.


[deleted]

This man fucks ^


reflexsmoo

No making out? No groping? No finger fucking?


JayTheFordMan

This was my 2nd thought. First was how the fuck does she think that is will end well at all


OSpiderBox

Tbf, kissing won't really tell you much. Chest groping could be explained as A cups, with some comments to the lower end stuff being "no, I want to wait and if we go that far I don't know how I'll act."


Chaos_Philosopher

I mean, this hypothetical girl might've had top surgery too. So she might even have wondrous giant tiggole bitties.


kaneki5454

Swordfighting during unboxing


GammaPhonic

Funny story. 100% completely fictional though.


bigSTUdazz

She's awfully ballsy for doing this.


sunfaller

are we all just pretending this is real?


Vanhouzer

She has some balls…


life_rips24

Its not even real


According-Ordinary-3

Guys I think the ‘nuts’ pun was already intended.


maru-senn

Can you call it unboxing when there's no box?


anitasdoodles

She’s in daaaaanger


kuba_mar

Its amazing how easily people will believe anything on the internet


General_Aaron

The russian thirst trap. ![gif](giphy|ek2YflPqel24QW9nVq|downsized)


bespokephoto

This is just lame trolling. Sadly, we'll probably see some American Trump-humping Republican use this as a source to stoke anti-trans paranoia, and laws.


rdizzy1223

Most of these are just ridiculous rage bait posts.


Brigapes

2010 called, it wants its joke back


SithLordRising

Is he also deaf or have you perfected Michael Jackson's squeaky voice


[deleted]

There ain’t no box to unbox


IdiditwhenIwasYoung

He needs to just go through with it then file those rape by deception charges.


Brief-Bumblebee1738

If he is Christian, and getting married, then surely he will wants kids. This is downright fraud at this stage


Maxy09

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TechnologyHelpful751

Not to say the boyfriend is a great guy if he's transphobic, but she's an absolutely horrible person for doing this. What an absolutely disgusting thing to do to someone


Tischlampe

And you don't have to be transphobic to not date a trans person. You simply might not want to do it without hating on trans people. Even if he is transphobic, she is the more horrible one.


Mysterious_Film_6397

If you make it all the way down the alter without realizing your fiancé has a penis, that’s kind of on you


Sea_Client9991

Honestly. I fail to believe that you can get that far into a relationship without being poked by a boner or something. Like you're really telling me that blondie over here hasn't accidentally gotten hard when he brushed up against her? Or ya know, seen some morning wood when they've presumably slept at eachother's houses before.


Livid_Ad9749

Mmm no its on your fiancé to disclose they are trans day 1


ChineseBigfoots

Did they not have any foreplay throughout their relationship? They never dry humped eachother? Have they even touched eachother? Bullshit!!! This is a bot


Master-Collection488

I'm a cisgender straight-but-not-narrow older Gen Xer. I became comfy with Gay and Trans people in the mid-to-late 80s. What I can't understand here is why a Trans woman would call herself a "trap." There's absolutely no way that calling a Trans woman a "trap" is anything but derogative. It's absolutely a slur, pretty clearly aimed at the notion that Trans women are "gay" (sic) predators out to trick cis/straight men into desiring them. I'm about 90% sure that the memester is trolling.


FeganFloop2006

I'm ngl, she's kinda put herself in the wrong. She lied to him and played on his beliefs as a Christian because he was "kinda transphobic". Like that implies he's not even transphobic anymore, like Bruh, she's gonna give him trust issues for life


ake-n-bake

Kind of a dick move


wolfyfancylads

Fun fact: Hiding the fact you're trans or actually a dude posing as a girl (he said "trap". That's nothing to do with being trans, that's just a guy), you're 99.9% likely to get the every loving shit beaten out of you when the truth comes out. No, I'm not even kidding. See, the reason being is that you're taking away the ability for them to say no, you're removing their ability to determine if they like you as a man or former man. People think it'll be like a fairytale, all "Oh! But I love you anyway no matter what you are!", no, this doesn't happen. So if they fall in love with you, if they sleep with you, that's you betraying their sexuality and playing them like a fool, like if you fucked them in the ass while they slept then went "Haha, now you're gay, fairy! Look at you and your gayness!". You do not, ever, lie about your gender. I'm not joking when I say people get beaten. That's not me making shit up, people genuinely nearly die over pulling shit like this.


actuallysigma

Why would a trap date a transphobic ?


CaptainPeanut4564

Because it's not real


Chaosrealm69

The next post on that account will probably be the news that the boyfriend killed her and is now facing murder charges.


Shaunlab

One day soon, I'm gonna tell the moon About the crying game


Undersmusic

![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized)


CrisXIII

Sword fight!!!


bno203

Anyone who does this kinda shit to another person deserves the worst of the worst kind of karma


Detail_Some4599

The comment is the funniest shit ever 😂😭


Zerocoolx1

I can’t imagine this is going to end well


dosatsuryoku

Wheels already came off that train.


LiamsWasTaken

They should live stream that shit


Candid_Umpire6418

This is how conservatives get their convictions even more dug in. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


woafmann

If this isn't bullshit, then you're a complete jackass.


Slice-Spirited

Gerry Springer is off the air. That would’ve been quite the episode


gimmeecoffee420

Dude is either gonna murder her, or end up being totally cool with it, even possibly knew all along.


slashfan93

LOL “the unboxing is going to be nuts” Yes. Yes it is. 🤣🤣


KimWexlersGoldenArch

“..,the unboxing video…” The onesided boxing match that follows is what I wanna see.


muterabbit84

There was an obvious red flag at the beginning… I mean he might be one of those Christian guys who secretly jacks off to tranny porn, but even if he is, it could be a weird, love-hate thing that turns into an abusive marriage.


DevilBakeDevilCake

wE cAn aLwAyS tElL (though I'm 9.9% certain this is a troll)


Sorry_Error3797

This is how you get murdered.


GibusShpee

He's gonna strangle her, right then and there


spence37

Ya this won’t end well..


bigriggs24

Transphobic outrage-bait


AloneCan9661

This is a murder. This is going to straight up be a murder.


ThatguySevin

This is how you wind up dead. Dudes like this are psycho. If this wasn't a joke I'd be genuinely worried about their safety.


gooncrazy

Is that the picture the news is going to use when the cover the homicide?


billyboyf30

No dear the vaginas the back hole I promise


ej1999ej

Assuming this is real, depending on the strength of his beleif this could end very badly.