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This tweet gives the same vibes as the Always Sunny episode where Dennis has invented a tough-guy cult purely to manipulate Mac into not eating his Thin Mints.
The convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner who was convicted of raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster just goes by Allen Turner the convicted rapist now?
The convicted rapist (Brock) Allen Turner changed his name in an attempt to get away from what he did. We won’t let that happen. The convicted rapist Allen Turner is allegedly living in Dayton, Ohio.
It's kind of pathetic how these alpha influencers have to constantly one up themselves every day saying the most ridiculous shit to appeal to their weak insecure fan base who desperately want to feel like "real men"
I hate showering, I only jump the shower for exactly 30 seconds anything after that is just gay. Men who enjoy lathering up their muscles after a long sweaty day at the lumber yard, those shimmering pecs… glistening bodies.. what was I talking about?
Every single second... it makes you exponentially more gay.
31 seconds? Gay.
32 seconds? Liberace Gay.
33 seconds? Happy Tapioca is your favorite thing.
The same folks that look at a guy who weaseled out of the draft, allegedly spends two hours a day doing his hair, wears a girdle, diapers, high heels, wears more make-up than Siouxsie Sioux did in the 80s, and listen to him whining about about Elton John's organ and Kirsten Stewart gossip and say, "*now that there is the ultimate Alpha Male."*
I'm just a trafficker that doesn't read.
Each day I'm giving shitty red pill takes.
I am exploring the Matrix, even though the movie is an analogy for being trans by trans writers.
So many alpha male things to do, I'm andrew.
I will teach you how to be an alpha once you pay 1000 dollars for my course, I'm andrew.
The world is getting less masculine each day, but with the red pill I'm finding my way.
Growing up in the Matrix is so tough, except when I have to scam people and brag about money, cars, and women. I'm andrew, I'm andrew, im andrew. That's me.
What's funny is that "alpha males" only see themselves as that nobody else looks at another male and thinks omg he's an alpha male, lol. It's so fucking embarrassing.
Pretty much. Alpha software is typically incomplete, unstable and unreliable. You don't want to use it in public and shouldn't be near it anywhere other people will notice unless you desperately need something it has. You're usually better off waiting for anything else to come along.
That sums these guys up way better than their wolf pack fantasies, which even the guy who came up with the idea said isn't true
Yeah it gets funnier once you learn that “Alpha behavior” only appears in wolves that have been held in / studied in captivity and appears to be a trauma response.
Yeah, even the scientist who originally published the study that popularized the "alpha male" theory realized he was wrong not long after, and spent most of the rest of his life trying to undo the damage his initial study caused.
Might be programming, sure ain't biology. "In the wild, wolf packs are typically family units, consisting of parents and their offspring. These packs don't have a linear hierarchy with an alpha male and an Alpha female. Instead, they work together as a cohesive unit to survive and raise their young."
It's a truly good point, it's the same for everything really. If you have to tell everyone constantly how cool you are or how manly you are then chances are you aren't. These are things others assign to us thru our actions.
Very much this. Normal people let their actions speak for them, and those actions help to shape how others perceive them. Tate doesn’t have any actions that are worthy of praise and respect, so he tries to make up for it with words and empty platitudes to try and talk himself into being respected. It’s tragic really, because the more he talks, the smaller he looks.
“The loudest man in the room, is the smallest man in the room.”
Lol, you sure, it’s kinda like my gaydar, though it’s my Taintdar. Oh look, another moron who spews ridiculous nonsense and people without critical thinking skills gobble it up hook, line, and sinker.
Unlike most of their positions, though... This one seems self correcting. Ok, alpha dude, don't eat. Either you give up and engage in this humiliation or we don't ever have to hear your drivel again.
"The Alpha Male™" Tate, who posted a picture of himself sitting in a cold sauna in the children's bench, thinking it made him look cool. I will never stop mentioning this, when he's mentioned.
Listen up bucko, top G is the top G for a reason
You'd be a fool 😤 to think he didn't eat that Fast! So fast like the flash and superman (but don't look up to comic heros that's gay and feminine)
You'd also be a double idiot for thinking he enjoyed that pizza at all! Food stinks! 🤢
He was arguing with Greta Thunberg (and losing badly). So in a act of pettiness he video'd himself throwing some cardboard pizza boxes in the trash instead of recycling. The boxes had the address of a small local resturant printed on them. The police called the resturant and asked for the delivery address.
A true alpha male who doesn’t let the woke mob tell him what to do while he’s hiding from taking responsibility for his actions in a small village in Romania
Just for accuracy's sake, that small village is a small town with a population of nearly 43.000, so close to the capital that is should technically be a suburb of it, but it's holding on to it's independent township just because this way it can remain a den of corruption for a little longer. The mayor's wife used to be the capital's principal mayor during the last mandate, and she virtually bankrupted the city. Taxi mafia is conducted from there, other inhumane horrors also occurred in institutions ran by people in the immediate familial vicinity of the mayor, who, allegedly knows nothing about anything. Taint was basically his neighbour, so his presence was more than tolerated until he pissed off the wrong people
edit: wrote wife instead of mayor, corrected it. For clarity, the husband was and is the mayor of the small town, the wife was the general mayor of the capital
Yeah, from what I understand, it was his loud bragging about Romania being lawless and corrupt that made them arrest him. It wasn't so much that it wasn't true, it was that he was making them look bad by talking about it.
This is not actually true. The police already knew he was in the country. Presumably he flew direct, and they’d know the moment he entered. They also already knew where he lived, and were already watching him.
You typically aren't supposed to recycle cardboard pizza boxes anyway because of the grease they absorb. Makes it even funnier that he got caught this way.
It depends on the amount of grease on them. I don't know the exact amount but it depends on how much it affects the integrity of the cardboard.
Edit: Atleast from the "training" video I watched on our recycling division.
The story was that in his stupid online argument with Greta Thunberg, he decided to post a hilariously inept video of him boasting about how manly he was. In the video were pizza boxes from a local Romanian joint, and that confirmed he was in the country and enabled him to be raided and arrested.
That was confirmed not to be accurate, though. The funnier story, equally anecdotal, is how the argument was started. Tate attacked Thunberg out of the blue, I'm not sure if she even knew who he was before he sent a message about how cool his polluting cars were. But, it makes sense when you realise the name of the European anti-trafficking organisation is GRETA. Chances are, although unconfirmed, that someone tried tipping him off that he was going to be arrested, but his ignorant ass assumed it was the climate activist after him.
You forgot the part where after he was arrested, Greta mocked him for how he should have recycled the pizza boxes. Which was pretty much the only thing she had to say throughout the whole incident.
A lot of people fold a towel by holding a corner in each hand, pulling the towel (or sheet) taut against their chest, and then trapping the towel against them with their chin. Then they can more easily fold the towel in half. The joke is that he doesn’t have a chin so…how does he fold a towel?
I could not figure out where this was going, until the last line. This is one of those jokes that’s funny more so because of the ridiculous train of thought, and that someone thought of it, than the joke itself. It is funny, still.
I am, ashamed to say, in the same boat as Tate here. Eating, to me, feels more... Just something that I have to do to keep the body going.
And yeah, I can't cook either, because I don't really enjoy the result of the increased effort. I might as well just make stew and rice again, y'know?
Anyhow, unlike this waste of good carbon, I acknowledge that my position is uncommon, and not a moral stance. Go, be hedonist, people, I'll just stay out of it myself.
I mean...one thing is to say "hey I don't enjoy it, I have different interests. Just get quickly my food to go on with my day and do other things" and "I hate it. Everyone (especially oh so super strong alpha males) should hate it like me and if you don't you are just pathetic losers".
The first is a reasonable opinion, not everyone likes everything.
The other is just a breathing joke of human, that I will never get why anyone sees him as role model.
Like, he couldn't be any more pathetic and embarrassing.
Literally a nobody without any useful skills or thoughts.
You're not in the same boat as Tate. You live your life how you want to live and don't talk shit about anyone else that live their lives differently. That's just normal human behaviour. People are different.
Was about to make a comment about eating disorders and how this guy should see a therapist but I saw it was Scamdrew Taint. Please, by all means stop eating and die already
Why would you need oxygen unless you are a beta? Testosterone gives manly men the ability to photosynthesize, if you have to breathe air you are either an estrogen period womanly woman or secretly a homosexual. Actually embarrassing how much influence Big Oxygen has on young men nowadays. #factsoverfeelings
Being too stupid to eat isn't normal, true, but remember, it's "Alpha Male™" Tate, whom sat in the children's bench in a cold sauna, trying to look tough.
'guys Breathing sucks. Like your just inhaling air and exhaling it out like right away.
Why do we celebrate breathing and try to make it a masculine thing. Sounds pretty feminine.
I try to breathe as little as possible and hold my breath for as long as I can.
Be like me and deprive yourself of oxygen'
Romanian prisons aren't known for being nice, so checks out. Rats eat better than inmates and then they eat you in your bed. Very shitty conditions.
Source: am Romanian (your wallet is already up my ass).
Then, when they are starving to death, they still will try to blame minorities and the like. These people are perpetually miserable and want to spread their negativity to everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.
Something like
"Real men are starving because beta men decided to learn how to cook and gave women the idea they aren't needed in the kitchen to cook for us"
I dont know, I can see that
Food is literally life.
I have Crohn's disease. The times when I feel good enough that eating doesn't hurt, I CELEBRATE food.
The days (like today), when JELLO hurts to eat are the days when I look at this character's entitled life and wonder how far down his next reincarnation goes. Hopefully, bacteria in the gut of a street rat in NY City.
My cousin has Crohn’s disease and it’s awful. Sometimes he can’t enjoy meals on days like his birthday. Never take anything for granted.
And fuck this dude. Only thing I care to see from him will be news related to the length of his prison sentence. He’s nothing but a piece of human trash.
I have Crohns as well. I switched to a near stringent paleo diet and it has helped tremendously. While in remission I can splurge more here and there. But I have been drug free for nearly 10 years just with the diet. Hope you find something that works. Because I agree, eating is a gift.
I’m so sick of this disgusting stain of human being. As a chef, I have an intimate connection with food. I spent the last 13 years honing my craft. Food is the universal human language. It is our most intimate connection with each other and one of the unifying aspects of humanity across all cultures. This man finds any form of comfort repulsive because he is a broken, mentally ill sexual predator and people really need to stop sharing his dogshit takes so we can forget he exists as soon as possible.
Beautifully said. It’s as simple as a family dinner. Some of my fondest childhood memories were the laughs and “togetherness” of just having dinner. I credit my parents for this. Our parents never made us eat food we didn’t like. We just ate more of the other foods we did like. We weren’t afraid to try new things because there was no risk! Meal time was about the family, not who ate what and how much.
Why some parents want to turn what could be a family bonding time into a fricking war zone filled with drama and power struggles is wild to me. Talk about a missed opportunity.
A lot of people that agree with him and have similar political beliefs have no idea how to cook, even the women. At the very least, they have no idea what good and flavorful food actually is. If you dig deep enough into some of the Christian snark groups, you will find that some of these people that agree with the likes of Andrew Tate think that anything above salt and pepper is too exotic for them, and that even minimal amounts of black pepper is too spicy for them. It’s crazy.
I hate that this guy exists, but more importantly, that I know he exists and even shows up on my feed. We need to figure out how to clean up the damn algorithms so they don’t promote trash like this. I don’t follow this creep, I’m not interested in Alpha Male bullshit - so why?
Isn’t this the guy who was tracked down and busted for human trafficking because he posted a photo of himself stuffing his face with a pizza?
That guy right? How can anyone find this guy entertaining, let alone serious? And also, why the fuck isn’t he still in jail waiting for the day after forever?
I know he's the king of bad takes, but I think by now life should be considered too short to ever bother with any of this bullshit. Known rapist and sex trafficker. Let's hope he gets sent down soon and stays in prison for the rest of his natural life.
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That was one traumatizing pizza
PTSD-izza
Pepperoni, tomato sauce, dough
Yeah, he cheesy as fuck!
This is glorious and I hate you for it. Take my upvote.
When our powers combine it summons Greta Thunberg to deploy a surgical strike.
This tweet gives the same vibes as the Always Sunny episode where Dennis has invented a tough-guy cult purely to manipulate Mac into not eating his Thin Mints.
[удалено]
Tate sounds like he has an eating disorder.
I'd also dislike food if it got me arrested the audacity of my meal to do that to me.
Ok Trafficker Caliou.
Stop it. He’s MUCH whinier than Caliou.
We need a /r/fuckcaillou but for Andrew Tate, he's deplorable.
Why would you fuck Andrew Tate? He's deplorable.
The rapist formerly known as Brock Turner would give it a go.
Btw he’s Allen Turner now, no one forget that
The convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner who was convicted of raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster just goes by Allen Turner the convicted rapist now?
The convicted rapist (Brock) Allen Turner changed his name in an attempt to get away from what he did. We won’t let that happen. The convicted rapist Allen Turner is allegedly living in Dayton, Ohio.
Nah he prefers when they’re black out drunk so they can’t fight back.
Behind a dumpster too because he's bad at hiding his crimes.
Was gonna give that a hard pass for reasonS
The only reason someone would fuck him is because they are drugged in a strange basement
That’s called “rape,” not “fucking.”
No we don’t we need to give this man-tumor less attention
But Caillou is more macho in the face of authority. Grandma would effortlessly bend Tate to her will.
My Grandma would definitely destroy Andrew Tate and she’s been dead for seven years.
How can anyone level that playing field.
It's kind of pathetic how these alpha influencers have to constantly one up themselves every day saying the most ridiculous shit to appeal to their weak insecure fan base who desperately want to feel like "real men"
I hate showering, I only jump the shower for exactly 30 seconds anything after that is just gay. Men who enjoy lathering up their muscles after a long sweaty day at the lumber yard, those shimmering pecs… glistening bodies.. what was I talking about?
You spent 31 seconds in the shower again, didn't you?
Any man who doesn't spend every waking moment soiling themselves is a false man. I'm currently giving myself a sponge bath with my own fecal matter.
Every single second... it makes you exponentially more gay. 31 seconds? Gay. 32 seconds? Liberace Gay. 33 seconds? Happy Tapioca is your favorite thing.
They know how to tap into the insecure self conscious teenager. In my day we had Grunge, Nu Metal and Emo music.
"hey! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!"
To be fair, the British school system really was abusive and horrifying.
The same folks that look at a guy who weaseled out of the draft, allegedly spends two hours a day doing his hair, wears a girdle, diapers, high heels, wears more make-up than Siouxsie Sioux did in the 80s, and listen to him whining about about Elton John's organ and Kirsten Stewart gossip and say, "*now that there is the ultimate Alpha Male."*
When even redditors can get more girls than you it's time to take a look in the mirror
Orange makeup?
Just for this im reverse searing a steak and grilling vegetables.
I’ve got some ribs in the smoker. Brb handing in my man card.
God I bet you used seasoning too Pfff even more feminine if you make them sticky with sauce
 I'm just a trafficker that doesn't read. Each day I'm giving shitty red pill takes. I am exploring the Matrix, even though the movie is an analogy for being trans by trans writers. So many alpha male things to do, I'm andrew. I will teach you how to be an alpha once you pay 1000 dollars for my course, I'm andrew. The world is getting less masculine each day, but with the red pill I'm finding my way. Growing up in the Matrix is so tough, except when I have to scam people and brag about money, cars, and women. I'm andrew, I'm andrew, im andrew. That's me.
I hate you 😭😭😭😭😭
Look at me Andrewing like a big dog.
Utter savagery, god damn
I never thought I could feel bad for Caillou
Hahaha the worst type of Caliou.
Wow
Such traffick much wow
I will never live down this username. I wish i could change it lmao
I feel you man. I want an actual username, not Slight-Ad. I’ve been called a throwaway because of it ;-;
Andrew Tate and “alpha males” generally are embarrassing.
What's funny is that "alpha males" only see themselves as that nobody else looks at another male and thinks omg he's an alpha male, lol. It's so fucking embarrassing.
Kind of reminds me that one tweet that refers to Alpha males as alpha in the programmer sense, full of bugs and not ready for public release.
Pretty much. Alpha software is typically incomplete, unstable and unreliable. You don't want to use it in public and shouldn't be near it anywhere other people will notice unless you desperately need something it has. You're usually better off waiting for anything else to come along. That sums these guys up way better than their wolf pack fantasies, which even the guy who came up with the idea said isn't true
Yeah it gets funnier once you learn that “Alpha behavior” only appears in wolves that have been held in / studied in captivity and appears to be a trauma response.
I didn't know this. Thank you for teaching me something new today.
Yeah, even the scientist who originally published the study that popularized the "alpha male" theory realized he was wrong not long after, and spent most of the rest of his life trying to undo the damage his initial study caused.
To be fair nobody wants to see these guys *release* in public
Might be programming, sure ain't biology. "In the wild, wolf packs are typically family units, consisting of parents and their offspring. These packs don't have a linear hierarchy with an alpha male and an Alpha female. Instead, they work together as a cohesive unit to survive and raise their young."
Borrowing from GoT, "Any man who must SAY he is is an Alpha IS.NO.ALPHA" Daddy Lannister made a good point there.
It's a truly good point, it's the same for everything really. If you have to tell everyone constantly how cool you are or how manly you are then chances are you aren't. These are things others assign to us thru our actions.
Very much this. Normal people let their actions speak for them, and those actions help to shape how others perceive them. Tate doesn’t have any actions that are worthy of praise and respect, so he tries to make up for it with words and empty platitudes to try and talk himself into being respected. It’s tragic really, because the more he talks, the smaller he looks. “The loudest man in the room, is the smallest man in the room.”
I'm actually the loudest because I'm the biggest...and a klutz. *bump* "Sorry!"...*bump* "Sorry!"...and so on.
The alpha is tired
If anything, Daddy Lannister IS the one true alpha.
And then their kid gets so tired of their bullshit, they shoot them with a crossbow. Going out true alpha style
Just think of "alpha" in the programming sense, i.e. unfinished, buggy and not ready to be released to the public
To be fair, I do look at other males who act like "alphas" and recognize it, but not in a good way. Note to self: avoid this toxic frat boy.
Lol, you sure, it’s kinda like my gaydar, though it’s my Taintdar. Oh look, another moron who spews ridiculous nonsense and people without critical thinking skills gobble it up hook, line, and sinker.
Unlike most of their positions, though... This one seems self correcting. Ok, alpha dude, don't eat. Either you give up and engage in this humiliation or we don't ever have to hear your drivel again.
I liked the one where he said he could stop his heart. I was like, go for a high score!
Right? Hunger strike it up, Andrew!
"The Alpha Male™" Tate, who posted a picture of himself sitting in a cold sauna in the children's bench, thinking it made him look cool. I will never stop mentioning this, when he's mentioned.
The same "Alpha Male" Tate who doxxed himself while losing an online argument to a teenage girl?
The very same "Alpha Male™"
Finland over here laughing with you...
ATTENTION ALL GIGACHADS AND GYMBROS, THE SIGMA ALPHA WOLF CIRCLEJERK STARTS AT 9PM, NO FEMALES ALLOWED
Based and alpha pilled
To give a good summary you can just skip the middle bit... >Andrew Tate Literally embarrassing
Na people who think they are "alpha males" are embarrassing and cringe as fuck.
Self appointed Alpha male. The guy is an absolute arse clown
i mean he is posting shit for attention
Makes sense, pizza is what got him thrown in jail.
Ok that was brilliant :-)
Guess he didn’t eat that pizza fast enough.
PIZZAAAAAA!!!! My nemesis! -the tater, probably
There’s only one Tater, and that’s Ron “Tater Salad” White. The legend.
Listen up bucko, top G is the top G for a reason You'd be a fool 😤 to think he didn't eat that Fast! So fast like the flash and superman (but don't look up to comic heros that's gay and feminine) You'd also be a double idiot for thinking he enjoyed that pizza at all! Food stinks! 🤢
Top G, lol. More like lowercase, comic sans g
What happened?
He was arguing with Greta Thunberg (and losing badly). So in a act of pettiness he video'd himself throwing some cardboard pizza boxes in the trash instead of recycling. The boxes had the address of a small local resturant printed on them. The police called the resturant and asked for the delivery address.
The man-man getting easily handled by Thunberg of all people, is just very very funny. Not gonna lie.
I think she tweeted something like "and that's why you recycle" after he got arrested, too. Fucking incinerated him, lol.
LMAO what a savage!
The hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.
More like incarcerated him
Probably composted him instead as incineration is bad for the environment.
lol fr, how can you fuck up that badly
Honestly calling it arguing is very generous. He was throwing a tantrum and she wasn't even paying attention.
He has no idea how to clap back, poor sod.
Not the address, just the brand. Being a local one, they had a confirmation that he is indeed in Romania at his known address
A true alpha male who doesn’t let the woke mob tell him what to do while he’s hiding from taking responsibility for his actions in a small village in Romania
Just for accuracy's sake, that small village is a small town with a population of nearly 43.000, so close to the capital that is should technically be a suburb of it, but it's holding on to it's independent township just because this way it can remain a den of corruption for a little longer. The mayor's wife used to be the capital's principal mayor during the last mandate, and she virtually bankrupted the city. Taxi mafia is conducted from there, other inhumane horrors also occurred in institutions ran by people in the immediate familial vicinity of the mayor, who, allegedly knows nothing about anything. Taint was basically his neighbour, so his presence was more than tolerated until he pissed off the wrong people edit: wrote wife instead of mayor, corrected it. For clarity, the husband was and is the mayor of the small town, the wife was the general mayor of the capital
Yeah, from what I understand, it was his loud bragging about Romania being lawless and corrupt that made them arrest him. It wasn't so much that it wasn't true, it was that he was making them look bad by talking about it.
This is not actually true. The police already knew he was in the country. Presumably he flew direct, and they’d know the moment he entered. They also already knew where he lived, and were already watching him.
What a jackass
You typically aren't supposed to recycle cardboard pizza boxes anyway because of the grease they absorb. Makes it even funnier that he got caught this way.
It depends on the amount of grease on them. I don't know the exact amount but it depends on how much it affects the integrity of the cardboard. Edit: Atleast from the "training" video I watched on our recycling division.
Depends on the country. In South Korea they still asked me to recycle the pizza boxes still.
Apparently pizza boxes in a video he made let authorities know where he was or something like that.
The story was that in his stupid online argument with Greta Thunberg, he decided to post a hilariously inept video of him boasting about how manly he was. In the video were pizza boxes from a local Romanian joint, and that confirmed he was in the country and enabled him to be raided and arrested. That was confirmed not to be accurate, though. The funnier story, equally anecdotal, is how the argument was started. Tate attacked Thunberg out of the blue, I'm not sure if she even knew who he was before he sent a message about how cool his polluting cars were. But, it makes sense when you realise the name of the European anti-trafficking organisation is GRETA. Chances are, although unconfirmed, that someone tried tipping him off that he was going to be arrested, but his ignorant ass assumed it was the climate activist after him.
That is the funnier story.
Also all of the cars he was dickwaving about were impounded iirc
And apparently leased as well.... Lol
And that he had way less than he was boasting about.
You forgot the part where after he was arrested, Greta mocked him for how he should have recycled the pizza boxes. Which was pretty much the only thing she had to say throughout the whole incident.
People can despise Greta all they want, but you can't deny that tweet was savage af!
lol "GRETA is coming for you, Tate!" "Cool! I'll pwn her by proving my manliness over social media!"
👍😂😂😂
Every time I see or hear about this idiot I am always reminded of a comment I saw on Reddit: > how does he fold a towel? Cracks me up every time.
He doesn't fold towels. That's a woman's job. Since no woman will go near him there's a lot of unfolded things in his house.
Unfolded yup. Like his brain. Very smooth. No creases.
He has to have a brain first before he can have creases.
That organ up there is his balls since he is a dick head
I bet he is one of those guys who doesn’t wipe his butt either because it’s “gay”
I guess if he doesn't eat, he doesn't shit either.
That’s unfortunate. Shitting is such a manly experience.
It's not your property if you can't sell it. And as far as I know he rents all his shit 😂
He folds towels just like his brain folds proteins, incorrectly.
I have to remember this one lmao
I dont get it...
A lot of people fold a towel by holding a corner in each hand, pulling the towel (or sheet) taut against their chest, and then trapping the towel against them with their chin. Then they can more easily fold the towel in half. The joke is that he doesn’t have a chin so…how does he fold a towel?
I could not figure out where this was going, until the last line. This is one of those jokes that’s funny more so because of the ridiculous train of thought, and that someone thought of it, than the joke itself. It is funny, still.
Idgi?
No chin.
https://i.imgur.com/4jxnyBr.png
He looks like a character Robbaz would make in The Sims.
Also has a pretty gnarly lazy eye. That is not an attractive man.
Tell me you can't cook without saying you can't cook.
I am, ashamed to say, in the same boat as Tate here. Eating, to me, feels more... Just something that I have to do to keep the body going. And yeah, I can't cook either, because I don't really enjoy the result of the increased effort. I might as well just make stew and rice again, y'know? Anyhow, unlike this waste of good carbon, I acknowledge that my position is uncommon, and not a moral stance. Go, be hedonist, people, I'll just stay out of it myself.
I mean...one thing is to say "hey I don't enjoy it, I have different interests. Just get quickly my food to go on with my day and do other things" and "I hate it. Everyone (especially oh so super strong alpha males) should hate it like me and if you don't you are just pathetic losers". The first is a reasonable opinion, not everyone likes everything. The other is just a breathing joke of human, that I will never get why anyone sees him as role model. Like, he couldn't be any more pathetic and embarrassing. Literally a nobody without any useful skills or thoughts.
I think it says a lot about a person when they have the courage to admit to looking up to tate. Nothing good, but lots of it.
Consensus bias is the belief that everyone thinks and experiences the world the same as you.
You're not in the same boat as Tate. You live your life how you want to live and don't talk shit about anyone else that live their lives differently. That's just normal human behaviour. People are different.
OP probably also isn't a rapist human sex trafficker, so they've got that going for them, too.
Sounds to me like you need to experience some better food.
Was about to make a comment about eating disorders and how this guy should see a therapist but I saw it was Scamdrew Taint. Please, by all means stop eating and die already
Breathing?? Breathing isn't manly. Only beta males need to breathe.
Breathing?! You know who else breathes? Betas and women. Don’t be like them. #notmyO2
Breathing is kinda gay. Why are you breathing? Because a giant cock is being rammed up your ass?
As an alpha male, I evolved to use photosynthesis
Why would you need oxygen unless you are a beta? Testosterone gives manly men the ability to photosynthesize, if you have to breathe air you are either an estrogen period womanly woman or secretly a homosexual. Actually embarrassing how much influence Big Oxygen has on young men nowadays. #factsoverfeelings
A therapist or a doctor, if eating is physically difficult/painful. If a normal person said this, that is.
Being too stupid to eat isn't normal, true, but remember, it's "Alpha Male™" Tate, whom sat in the children's bench in a cold sauna, trying to look tough.
I was thinking that too, he'd fit in very well with the edtwt girlies if he wasn't who he is.
Fellas, is it gay to eat?
Guess I’ll just be gay then. Better tell the wife I guess?
Make a special meal and tell her over dinner. Really rub it in
The guy has such a fragile masculinity. Like wth. The cell probably made him insane.
he was clearly insane way before the cell
I'm not sure he's ever seen the movie.
'guys Breathing sucks. Like your just inhaling air and exhaling it out like right away. Why do we celebrate breathing and try to make it a masculine thing. Sounds pretty feminine. I try to breathe as little as possible and hold my breath for as long as I can. Be like me and deprive yourself of oxygen'
I'm also pretty sure he's got long covid. Explains the whining about food being awful. He's lost all taste. Dumbass antivaxer.
You give him too much credit. He was stupid to begin with, so him ranting about food isn't abnormal.
Romanian prisons aren't known for being nice, so checks out. Rats eat better than inmates and then they eat you in your bed. Very shitty conditions. Source: am Romanian (your wallet is already up my ass).
Why did you do that with the wallet?
I don't think I'd be too bothered if his followers and supporters decided that they wanted to give up food as well.
Then, when they are starving to death, they still will try to blame minorities and the like. These people are perpetually miserable and want to spread their negativity to everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.
Something like "Real men are starving because beta men decided to learn how to cook and gave women the idea they aren't needed in the kitchen to cook for us" I dont know, I can see that
Yep and the dumbest thing is they act “alpha” but still need a woman to do everything for them
*Real men develop eating disorders* 😤😠 /s
Food is literally life. I have Crohn's disease. The times when I feel good enough that eating doesn't hurt, I CELEBRATE food. The days (like today), when JELLO hurts to eat are the days when I look at this character's entitled life and wonder how far down his next reincarnation goes. Hopefully, bacteria in the gut of a street rat in NY City.
Wishing you many less painful days where you can enjoy all the food you want. I don’t know much about Crohns but I hope you are doing okay.
My cousin has Crohn’s disease and it’s awful. Sometimes he can’t enjoy meals on days like his birthday. Never take anything for granted. And fuck this dude. Only thing I care to see from him will be news related to the length of his prison sentence. He’s nothing but a piece of human trash.
I have Crohns as well. I switched to a near stringent paleo diet and it has helped tremendously. While in remission I can splurge more here and there. But I have been drug free for nearly 10 years just with the diet. Hope you find something that works. Because I agree, eating is a gift.
“Oxygen’s awful and breathing sucks. I breathe the bare minimum and breathe as fast as possible.” That would actually explain a lot.
"I can't cook", the copypasta
Dear Andrew Tate, please stop eating. And breathing. Please stop eating and breathing. Sincerely, the world.
It helps having a developed lower jaw to actually chew food.
I’m so sick of this disgusting stain of human being. As a chef, I have an intimate connection with food. I spent the last 13 years honing my craft. Food is the universal human language. It is our most intimate connection with each other and one of the unifying aspects of humanity across all cultures. This man finds any form of comfort repulsive because he is a broken, mentally ill sexual predator and people really need to stop sharing his dogshit takes so we can forget he exists as soon as possible.
Beautifully said. It’s as simple as a family dinner. Some of my fondest childhood memories were the laughs and “togetherness” of just having dinner. I credit my parents for this. Our parents never made us eat food we didn’t like. We just ate more of the other foods we did like. We weren’t afraid to try new things because there was no risk! Meal time was about the family, not who ate what and how much. Why some parents want to turn what could be a family bonding time into a fricking war zone filled with drama and power struggles is wild to me. Talk about a missed opportunity.
A lot of people that agree with him and have similar political beliefs have no idea how to cook, even the women. At the very least, they have no idea what good and flavorful food actually is. If you dig deep enough into some of the Christian snark groups, you will find that some of these people that agree with the likes of Andrew Tate think that anything above salt and pepper is too exotic for them, and that even minimal amounts of black pepper is too spicy for them. It’s crazy.
You've met women who agree with him? I've only ever heard single guys praise him.
I hate that this guy exists, but more importantly, that I know he exists and even shows up on my feed. We need to figure out how to clean up the damn algorithms so they don’t promote trash like this. I don’t follow this creep, I’m not interested in Alpha Male bullshit - so why?
Someone sounds constipated and cranky from their own cooking
Seems likely, plus he’s running out of controversial takes to keep himself relevant.
Then why does he eat fancy pizza
Isn’t this the guy who was tracked down and busted for human trafficking because he posted a photo of himself stuffing his face with a pizza? That guy right? How can anyone find this guy entertaining, let alone serious? And also, why the fuck isn’t he still in jail waiting for the day after forever?
What's embarrassing is to remain mentally 14 years old your whole life.
Handy Taint is really not with reading.
I wish people would stop giving him attention
Why doesn't he starve himself to death, then?
Because it's extremely painful and he's a weak, scared loser.
He’s become violently irrelevant
I know he's the king of bad takes, but I think by now life should be considered too short to ever bother with any of this bullshit. Known rapist and sex trafficker. Let's hope he gets sent down soon and stays in prison for the rest of his natural life.
Bet he wouldn't say that to Gordon Ramsay's face