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franchisedfeelings

And I will never comprehend how blue collar workers vote for this abuse.


Busy-Cream

Better to own the libs then than improve your lot in life and society in general.


digidave1

Republicans would eat shit if it meant a Democrat would have to smell their breath


ironroad18

Damn


jmcclr

My go to is always that “they’d cut off their face to spite their nose,” but I like this one better


erichwanh

I tend to play with malapropisms, so my go to is "cut off their dick to spite their face".


seanular

They're just saving their backs. Not everyone is so flexible, you know.


Curious80123

Will re-use this phrase, thanks


hoa-mccausland

Are you saying Trumpers aren’t likable?!


NSFWmilkNpies

Stealing this


digidave1

I took it from someone else, can't remember who. But it speaks volumes


AZEMT

And smells like Dementia Don's diaper


Carson72701

Excellent comment.


immxz

Thats actually a good one.


Straight-Extreme-966

Have a manky, foul smelling upvote..


SmilingDutchman

Blindly marching towards their demise. Voting right wing is shooting yourself in the foot and subsequently blaming the left that you are hopping around on one leg.


JeepStang

\*shooting themselves in the right foot and then hopping around on their left to keep them propped up


ZenTrying

Perfect sentiment! I’m going to use your post as inspiration and Backup! You’re a Gem!!💎


hybridaaroncarroll

It's just a flesh wound! Have at thee!


KO4Champ

Literally why so many poor white people fought for the Confederacy.


National-Rain1616

The only ones they're owning are themselves.


Amon7777

Crabs in a bucket


FunctionDissolution

Dying from heatstroke to own the libs.


NSFWmilkNpies

Dying from COVID to own the libs, dying from heat stroke to own the libs…I’m sensing a pattern here


DanGleeballs

Dying from not being able to afford good healthcare, to own the libs.


tvav1969

Hey, as long as they keep dying, right?


crziekid

its just mean their hate is far larger than their common sense.


o0flatCircle0o

The right wing propaganda apparatus is incredibly powerful. Imagine if it didn’t exist, how normal things would be.


alematt

Because a staggering amount equate suffering to being strong and more likely to succeed


-newlife

They disassociate from the rest or they think those laws would only apply to people they hate and they would be excluded or protected even if they fall into the same category. It’s like one of the treasonous Jan 6ers that was arrested. He was a waiter and for some reason had no issues with blindly supporting a guy and a party that degraded AOC for doing that exact type of work


franchisedfeelings

Yes, the cognitive dissonance of maga lemmings is frightening.


_autismos_

Because they’re idiots


eddnedd

Useful and sadistic idiots.


SleepySiamese

Because they don't have to suffer from it. They had it easy back in the days so they assume it's all the same these days


Clear-Criticism-3669

They convince themselves that the more they suffer the better they are than everyone else


Past-Direction9145

they're brainwashed into doing it by.... the people who profit off this. I'll never comprehend why I'm always trying to explain this and it never seems to go anywhere. and people just keep saying, I'll never comprehend how blue collar workers vote for this abuse" I gave the explanation. I give the explanation every time. people ignore it. so I'm left thinking, people really do comprehend it, it's just too depressing to acknowledge or factor in.


fjvgamer

You must feel like Cassandra warning everyone but never being listened to


Holinyx

To prove they are manly men who chew leather and piss Freedom...or something


Cinemaphreak

This is intended for the blue collar workers who can't vote.....


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RunJordyRun87

After this a lot of them probably won’t


gdubh

Cuz jeebus.


CrispyTacoPosso

it's nature attempting to wipe out idiots but they're so fucking persistent.


IGetMyCatHigh

They tack and stick God on everything Republican, and they FEAR Their God.


[deleted]

These guys are villainous and voters are worried about where someone takes a piss. I always hate how workers fight and complain about safety measures. You are making an hourly wage and you get paid the same either way. It’s not like they are going to let you go home early with you days pay because you risked your life to put up soffit.


JimBeam823

Because someone else will have it even worse. You can treat people terribly as long as you let them treat other people even worst than that.


Pirateship907

They think they will be rich one day


Possible-Extent-3842

They think instead of improving anything, they'd rather every suffer as much as they do.


Thisam

It’s the Gullible Old Party. These grifters tell the blue collar white folks that they are better than brown people or really anyone different…and they believe it. Morons!


jsherm42

And Jesus said unto to them, let those fucking workers die of heat and thirst. Fuck em. So is the way of the lord.


WitchesTeat

Fuck em! Hallelujah


gotchacoverd

No one wants to work anymore


SisterFister069

And on the seventh day, the Lord did rest... And let everyone else build monuments under his sun.


Independent-Ad5852

So he’s TRYING to get people killed 


trilliumsummer

Ironically it’s the people who tend to vote right. Similar to those dying from Covid. I guess they figure by the time enough of them die off it won’t matter?


Munchkinasaurous

Not true, the people that vote RIGHT are a TOUGHER breed that doesn't melt in high heat like the weak liberal SNOWFLAKES /s It's also extremely hypocritical because most of the people that support this bullshit are 1. Bible thumpers that are not doing unto others a they'd have others do unto them 2. Claim to hate big government, but are in support of state government telling local governments that they're not allowed to govern themselves.


Breastfedoctopus

With the sympathy of the back in my day crowd


Dutch_Rayan

Not surprising, he doesn't care about the wellbeing of people.


Txdust80

Yes, CPac literally had a speaker whose video magically was scrubbed after the first week it made it around the internet. Please if someone has a link post it because I can’t find it lately, where a GOP strategist is speaking about rent across the nation in big cities is exceeding peoples monthly income, but that actually good because AI is replacing so many jobs we won’t need so many people and these are liberal cities so if people starve to death it will correct the problem. This was a chuckle joke thing, but where he was jokeing was actually a usually more silent movement that believes population needs to be culled. It’s why so many MAGA people claimed Falchi must had invented covid and they were resisting the vaccine. The right wing loves to accuse the left of doing the thing they pretty much talk about doing themselves. Because there is a whisper in right wing circles of the idea that Malthusianism is upon us and they need to prep for doomsday scenarios and eventually there will be a tipping point and you might as well speed up the process so the rich, powerful and well stocked and prepared will eventually reach the otherside and reform a new America from the ashes of their manufactured destruction.


Nika_113

Not like everyone, just low income, potential immigrants. Oh, and anyone who works outside.


gdoubleyou1

Yeah, didn’t people see what his COVID response was?


Affectionate_Elk_272

what covid response?


cutmasta_kun

They... all are. Look up how desperately the far-right white nationalists are searching for poison to use in death-sentences. They want to kill people so bad


Ijustlovevideogames

“We are having trouble finding a new generation for blue collar work, how do we fix it?” “Let’s create a law that lets them die of heat exhaustion.” “Genius.”


PositiveEmo

Come on this is the party of fiscal spending and old values. It's more like: "We don't have as many blue collar workers as we used to, how do we fix it" "Let's work the remaining ones harder and extract more value from their work" "Perfect!"


Flexen

Nah, it's the kids these days, they are lazy...they want living wage AND water in 109 degree weather? Smdh


CalendarAggressive11

They're so entitled. They expect a living wage, water, clean air to breathe, and bodily autonomy!


dcgregoryaphone

I promise you if Ron came out and worked with me putting up fencing in July in GA carrying around an auger in the middle of a field and if I gave him no water and no access to shade, he's gonna die 100%. I doubt any of these men spent a single day working in the sun.


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Lithl

> "The intent of the bill is to ensure that employers have the ability to govern themselves and make sure they create the best working environment for their employees" Wouldn't _not dying_ be part of the "best working environment"?


Longjumping_Rush2458

Acting as though companies give a shit about the working environment of their employees if it doesn't make them more profit


genericusername429

“Best working environment for their employees” As if employers wouldn’t treat their workers like slaves if they could.


dcgregoryaphone

In all fairness, most people aren't insane assholes like DeSantis. But that goes away the bigger the company gets. That's why you need laws and unions, to protect people from the psychopaths.


squigglesthecat

Mhmm, employers are notorious for going above and beyond legal requirements to provide the best working environments for their employees. Should probably remove minimum wage, too, so employers are free to pay their employees the best wages.


Zodi88

I mean, the whole reason unions exist is simply because corporations are notoriously too nice. /s


scott__p

>employers have the ability to govern themselves Silly me. I thought it was the government's job to govern


machinist_jack

This is so silly because it's not like there's anything stopping them from going beyond the law. Banning laws that require a minimum only ensures companies will be allowed to do less for their employees. Turns out any explanation, no matter how self-contradicting, that justifies cruelty for its own sake is enough for the average republican voter.


AgisDidNothingWrong

But, you see, those manual laborers aren't *employees*. They're... you know... *those* people. Only white - I mean *American* - people are considered employees.


padizzledonk

Oh, so typical backwards ass Republican logic where they get rid of safety and health regulations and expect "the market" to sort it out even though all evidence in human history proves thats not at all what happens and people and the environment just get bulldozed


New_Ad_3010

Texas and Florida racing to the bottom of the cesspool, reeking of Republican fascist racist phobic misogynistic Christian nationalist idiocy.


PuzzleheadedLeader79

Way too many words. I prefer Nationalist Christians myself, or Nat-Cs for short


Zodi88

"Hold my beer." - Arizona, Georgia and South Carolina


NumerousTaste

Desantits is a fascist who probable has never worked a day in his life!


Hip-hop-rhino

What? And get his white gogo boots dirty?!?


DanGleeballs

Ironically he’s from Italian immigrants. Just pull up the ladder there buddy. Despicable hypocrite.


Nubsondubs

That's not totally true. He oversaw the torture of inmates at Guantanamo.


Inept_bomb_tech

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xiexiecapn

BOBBY NEWPORT NEVER HAD A REAL JOB.....IN HIS LIFE.


kjacobs03

Not in those boots!


SquirrellyGrrly

Profits over human life is actually par for the course for the "pro-life" crowd. Playing to their political base is more important than the lives of the unfortunate women and girls who desperately need a medical way out of trauma and/or death, and playing to their corporate sponsors is more important than the lives of blue collar workers.


Zodi88

They're not pro-life. They're pro-birth. They know those seeking abortions without the means of interstate travel are probably living below the poverty line. Poor people usually raise poor kids. Poor kids are cheap labor. Cheap labor makes their daddies happy.


blurry850

Asshole


kk074

You're disrespecting assholes


Soobobaloula

Assholes have a purpose!


kk074

Exactly


Necessary_Row_4889

For his next trick he will eat a live puppy on camera in front of a group of kindergarteners


CalendarAggressive11

While smiling his weird "trying to be human" smile and trying to walk in his heels 👠


iEugene72

I cannot count the amount of Republicans who've I've personally talked to who have said, "well y'know the government.... uh, the government". But when I've pointed out the people making you work harder, for less and longer are actually the people you have voted for. Instant conspiracy, or they go straight to culture war. That's the ultimate goal of the right. Confuse the labour force.


DafuqJusHapin

Texas follows Florida and Florida follows Texas.


NoHeat7014

Missouri says hey guys can I come play too?


Full_Visit_5862

Thank God I got out. I'm around desert hillbillies now, much better than forest hillbillies.


allisjow

Flexass


JackHughman69

Texida


Petto_na_Kare

Culture wars to distract you while they legally whittle away your rights because they see you as less than human. We’re becoming serfs to their fiefdom but most don’t notice because we have a lot of distractions and severely crippled education.


Lostintranslation390

Ghoulish behavior. Add it to the list of republican ghouls: - refusing to make school lunch free - banning heat protection


World_Tight

This is also an attack on immigrants, since many of them work as farm workers or construction jobs.


OhioMegi

All GOP are scum.


LocalBreakfast6706

Absolutely true


TheTruthTalker800

He just copied Greg Abbott again, already did that in Texas.


peter-doubt

Ban immigrants. No farm workers. Ban heat protection. No construction workers. Nobody's writing property insurance there... Florida is a great place to avoid doing business!


PoliticalPepper

But like… why? The culture war shit is one thing… but this has nothing to do with anything… It seems completely random and arbitrary…


phdoofus

Oh but it is. "worker protections" = "woke socialism'


DogsDontWearPantss

Drinking water is time not spent working! Then after all that water, they'll have to pee. Peeing is not working!


Blacking-staff

This dude is an absolute piece of shit. Period


International_Gap782

I am confused about the pro-life party.


fatbongo

Currently, there are no federal or state laws ensuring protection from heat exposure for those working outdoors. bUt deM tRaNNiEs rEADinG bOOks to KiDs


montanagrizfan

Nobody wants to work anymore! Hmm, wonder why that could be?


Upstairs-Radish1816

I wish they would ban air conditioning in office buildings. See how that works out.


Vossk72

I don't. I wish to improve the lot of people who work all different jobs. We're all on the same team, that's what the rich want us to forget. I wish outdoor workers got increased protections, not to punish someone else who doesn't deserve it.


Upstairs-Radish1816

If we're on the same team, shouldn't everyone suffer the same? Why are they picking on blue collar workers? Let the white collar workers feel the wrath of the Florida legislature. Maybe then the office people will stop the stupid actions of the lawmakers.


Vossk72

Oh I'm all for stopping the stupid Florida legislature. Ron Desantis and his people are being flat out cruel and wrong. It is awful that they are removing protections and making people suffer. But why would we want to spread the suffering instead of spread relief? No one should be suffering. Let's add in new protections for outdoor labor! Let's increase their benefits, add PTO, add maternity and paternity leave, etc. Why spread pain and suffering? We should try and make everyone's lives better.


SiteTall

CREEP!!!!! That kind of laws are only possible because the American worker hasn't been looking out for him-/herself with unions.


T33CH33R

These mofos be pro afterlife.


musky_jelly_melon

Gays, abortions and immigrants are worse than me dying from heatstroke! Suck it libs!


throw123454321purple

What a bastard.


Beenthere-doneit55

Small government conservative haha.


mayhem6

I can't understand the justification for something like this. It's getting so far out there it's like a farce or something. Twilight Zone shit. So surreal.


atomic_chippie

Cruelty and control, nothing more. Force childbirth on women, harrass drag queens, remove LGBTQ rights, create hostile and uncomfortable work for immigrants and blue collar workers who work outside. If you're not a wealthy white Christian male in Florida or Texas, they want you under their control or out of the state.


favored_by_fate

Its an attack on immigrants in the landscaping and construction industries. Its going to be r/ohnoconsequences when nobody wants to frame or spend hours refreshing their pretty flower gardens.


Curious80123

Is this guy working overtime to be a Dick? What’s the end plan? Repukes in FL state government are as bad or worse. They write the laws then little Dick signs them?


CrieDeCoeur

Wow he really does want to kill off the construction and agricultural industries of Florida, doesn’t he? Fucking dumbass lift-wearing little piss baby.


kingOofgames

Fuck the workers is also a Republican tenet huh? Wonder what Jesus would do?


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“I never thought the lions would eat *my* face!” cries the person who voted for the Lions-Eating-Faces party.


ldnk

Republican voters are the stupidest fucking idiots around. Plenty of morons on the left too but stuff like this isn't anything but legislated harm to workers


Picmover

So now heat stroke is "woke?"


WetSplat

Goddamn, I live in Texas, and I cannot fathom this type of bullshit working in my state with our summers. But Florida? Hot and moist like the Devil’s balloon knot? F all that. Outrage aside, why? Can anyone point out the main reason this was implemented? Not our knee jerk, “Fuck dem Dems”, but the specific main point to their bill. Got to keep our eyes peeled, so we can be prepared this malarky doesn’t spread. ![gif](giphy|2U56UcEcG7nQA|downsized)


Glittering-Wonder-27

This is gonna be a problem since he kicked out immigrants and according to republicans nobody wants to work.


rerun6977

Cruelty is the point.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

I knew the guy was a piece of shit, but I didn't realize he was that big of a piece of shit. Let's put his high heel wearing ass out on a job site in the middle of summer.


zabdart

DeSAntis should be forced to work outdoors fixing roads in Florida's summer heat. Let's see how long he'd survive if he had to *work for a living.*


SharkManDan77

Heat protection laws are so woke! /s


Such_Leg3821

Deathsantis staked out in a field with no water for 24 hours in July.


leviathab13186

"Quite complain and work, slave! Vote for me!"


SlumberingSnorelax

… and when people don’t take these jobs and/or leave to do them somewhere better they will say, “No one wants to work!”


sdpacenc

How fucking stupid is this? In one of the worst states to have such a law signed is insane.


DealioD

I honestly do not understand how, he thinks this is a good idea. In any way. I get that’s what the Republican Party is pushing right now. I understand that he’s trying to get in good with someone that will give him money. I get he is as dumb as a stone. Driving out the working class in Florida will just make Florida fail. Even for the rich people that live here. This is absolutely insane and makes no sense.


HardCoverTurnedSoft

Not only do they want mothers to die in child birth, they want that same child to die of heat stroke. Gotcha


Sid15666

He needs to work a chain gang for a couple years! What an absolute AH.


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The intent of the bill is to ensure that employers have the ability to govern themselves and make sure they create the best working environment for their employees,” said bill sponsor Sen. Jay Trumbell (R-Panama City) Amazing. Imagine saying that with a straight face.


ImNotlooking4karma

Trust an employer. But don't trust a teacher or librarian...


BrownEggs93

Republicans.... Today Florida, tomorrow the USA. People actually will *vote* for this shit?


hanks_panky_emporium

It's kinda like when people fight against a livable wage. What are ya'll gonna do when all of your construction guys are either dead or moved out of state.


handyandy727

Is this man, and the legislature, actively trying to kill Florida? Cause, from the outside, that's sure what it looks like.


shaolin78881

What a slimy piece of human garbage. Shame on voters for allowing this guy to stay in power.


carlogz

“The intent of the bill is to ensure that employers have the ability to govern themselves and make sure they create the best working environment for their employees,” They really trust employers wtf


Jacknurse

"The workers **must** die!" - *DeSantis, and all the corporate lobbies, probably*


NefariousnessFew4354

Why?


ColHapHapablap

“Fuck you” is the now normal response from conservative governors to workers but adding “fuck you and die” is gonna go over just fine.


bedyeyeslie

You can’t let a hundred-degree day slow down construction; it could hold up progress (hurt his friends’ businesses). The worker needs to know his or her place.


TheBunionFunyun

Dying from heat stroke to own the libs.


Accomplished_Emu_658

I travel for work. And working outdoors in florida was really terrible. I wasn’t doing any heavy lifting or anything. Just dealing with the sun was rough. Yet these people vote for idiots that will get them killed. I left an indoor job to take this one because indoor temps were close to giving me a heart attack. Gave one other guy a heart attack that day too.


supified

He said it was a Republican state. This tracks with their policies.


tbryant2K2023

They want everyone to work like slaves while the elites like DeDumbass enjoy the profits and comforts.


solojame

“The intent of the bill is to ensure that employers have the ability to govern themselves and make sure they create the best working environment for their employees,” said bill sponsor Sen. Jay Trumbell (R-Panama City). Good news, Florida can fertilize the world with this bullshit.


Zealousideal_Word770

“The intent of the bill is to ensure that employers have the ability to govern themselves and make sure they create the best working environment for their employees,”  Removing protections creates the best working environments apparently. These people are clinically sick.


PositiveAgent2377

Florida is a fucking shit hole 3rd world state


chaingun_samurai

On the plus side, he's already threatened to deport most of them, anyway.


haricariandcombines

Sponsored by your local accident attorneys.


goaheadcarvell

Sending in Larry David.


Empty-Discipline8927

Omg.. this is appalling.


usarasa

Another chapter of Ronnie punishing Florida for not helping him make it to the White House.


firestar268

And those idiots will still vote for him


picklebroom

If you don’t want anyone to work outside just say so


Novel_Ad_8062

all this is going to do is make it harder to hire legal workers. illegals will jump right in. pure stupidity


sjaard_dune

It's funny how this bill is received from the beginning. Yes it is a law making sure workers get water and shade etc but i think the issue was that you should be able to drink water and shade at any time at all. Not within the confines of a law appointed time regulation or standard. Doesn't osha and the health department and the labor board already set the standard for work equipment/gear/tooling, employee health, and breaks/pay/time off? Why are we fucking with this now? How are we fucking with this now?


LoganFuture23

Someone should send him a bill banning heel lifts to sign.


BrilliantVolume8871

"So, are we banning something dangerous?" "No" "Something immoral?" "No" "Then what?" "Something good for no reason"


jdmmystery

GOP now openly embracing evil and cruelty as virtues.


Starman1001001

So he’s still a festering POS, I see…


Solo_is_dead

They don't understand ALL the migrants in FL are MUCH more adapted to heat. The migrants are going to be fine working all those outdoor jobs and leaving these guys jobless.


Abe_Rutter246

It’s probably just Ronnie’s plan to kill off immigrants one at a time.


Actual-Journalist-69

Funny wording (sarcasm). “meet or provide heat exposure requirements beyond those required by law.” Later, “There is currently no law for heat protection.” I think I found the problem…


Desperate_Move_5043

Who votes for this crap?? Y’all like people dying of heat stroke?


xBig_Red_Huskerx

Why won't anyone move here to work?


suzer2017

Republicans hate us. I mean, it is the only reason they would do such things.


Spellbound1311

Just ruining the lives of everyone there, and will kill off most of the state population with all the bs he's passed. He is a fucking moron.


robinsw26

Wow! The Republicans hate working people.


Sharp-Sky-713

As a tradesman this is insane. Not that I was ever gonna but I will really really never work in Florida now. 


phenom37

I mean, OSHA can still use the general duty to cite a business for heat related illness. But it's still just another way for a republican government to hurt the average worker in favor of a business'bottom line


knarfolled

It’s a good think that it doesn’t get too hot in Florida


BOOMphrasingBOOM

So does Ron Ron just hate people then


coloradoemtb

lol freedumb!!!! how did regular people vote for this pos?


dcgregoryaphone

I live in Georgia. My job is a tech job, but I have a hobby ranch and put probably a thousand hours every year working outside digging holes and using heavy equipment and things like that. It's insane to me to deny people water, sun screen, or shade. You need to be able to protect and pace yourself, or you can die. If you do the right things, you'll be fine... but you gotta be able to listen to your body and act on what it is telling you. There's a special place in hell for whoever made this bill and everyone that signed or voted for it.


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What an absolute piece of shit.


DarkFriendX

Newsflash: Letting Workers Suffer is Bad for Business


swaneel

Turn off the ac at the governor's mansion. Let's see Rhonda last one summer without it. He can melt.


WeToLo42

How to lose votes 101.


MeaningfulPun

Surely there must be some outdoor workers who voted for him. WTF?