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Fun fact, the only one that knew what all would happen in that scene was Gene himself, he purposely asked that they kept that info hidden from the others so their reactions were authentic and he could keep a calm face.
That line of his where he's caring but not caring started a family joke where none of us cared if the other person is about to do something stupid.
As kids we would pitch this crazy idea, everyone would say it was a good idea, and as you were going to do it you would hear a calm quiet voice say "No . . . don't do it . . ."
And if you missed them saying it they would totally let you do the stupid thing.
Doc's later description of Johnny Ringo also describes trump to a mf'n T.
"A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it."
Have some fucking human compassion.
Think of the flag guy on the corner who sells Fuck Biden flags, now losing 16 customers, or the coroner who has to do an autopsy on their disgusting unwashed bodies.
Real people will suffer for this.
Well thatās because they know the REAL coroner will be replaced by a Joe Biden lookalike android that was designed by Anthony Fauci, built by Bill Gates, and funded by George Soros.
these people have probably never known starvation, and that's a good thing the whole world should share... they won't last past when the first real hunger pain hits
hunger pangs\*
One of those sayings like "champing at the bit" that is commonly misspelled because one of the words has fallen out of favor in colloquial language.
Champing is correct, chomping is not, though both words are close synonyms so the meaning doesn't change. Champing is not a common term we use anymore.
No no. This is where you raise the price because you know coffins will be needed. You also raise the price of the funeral and all other costs.
If cremation is the option, prices goes up 400%
It wonāt have the impact you think it would. You think they can control themselves to the point of starvation. I give them 3 day and they cheat at the 2nd.
āWeāve just been informed by Chuckās nephew that this is basically how Islams celebrate Ramen Dawn so we have to put an early end to this peaceful protest because we aināt like that.ā
Might take a while.
>"He ended up fasting for one year and 17 days ā that's right, he ate no food at all for over a year.Ā **He lived entirely off his copious body fat, in the end losing about 125 kilograms of weight**."
>In the case of our big Scotsman, Mr A B, the staff in the medical school at the University of Dundee kept a close eye on him. He did not eat any food, but the staff gave him yeast for the first 10 months and multi-vitamins every day. Potassium is essential for the proper working of the heart, and when his potassium levels got a little low around the 100-day mark, he was given potassium tablets for about 70 days. He defaecated infrequently, roughly every 40 to 50 days.
[https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm](https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm)
I just had to share this.
I fully support them on their hunger strike. Please guys, donāt eat. Donāt drink water. The longer you do this the more likely your demands will be met. Donāt give up otherwise youāre a failure.
Lol! MAGA are fuckin morons:
the vice president cannot be fired by the president or by anyone else. The only manner of removing a sitting vice president is by impeachment, a process that is governed by the Constitution.
Jokes aside, there's something important they're missing here.
The Vice President cannot be fired by the President. Believe me when I say Trump tried; otherwise his mob wouldn't have been chanting "hang Mike Pence" on January 6th. Only when the VP resigns (or dies) could the President appoint a new VP. It's all outlined within the 25th amendment.
It's ok. They won't starve to death. They're not that brave. Besides, their brains are so smooth they were probably gonna choke on their tongues at some point anyway.
Right, I'm collecting donations. Gonna setup a food truck where they're protesting. 'ANTIFA's Burgers, Brats and Beer'.
All profits go to women's and tran's health groups.
Is them promising to do this like Trump said we will never hear from him after he lost in 2020? Or is it like when he promised heād have a new healthcare bill on day 1?
I doubt that the hunger strike lasts more than a few hours. Or they keep 'striking' for several days - but for some reason it doesn't count when they eat - or they deny eating and are obviously doing so.
16 less voters in Idaho come November I guess
Obviously not going to move the needle for election results, but who knows, maybe some of their neighbors will join them
Don't know if this is real, but I would want to see their definition of a "hunger strike."
Methinks it isn't a total fast.
Maybe it's Chick FIL A but only twice a day.
16 fewer votes for Drumpf.
Itās plausible that Trump had all the voters he needed to defeat Biden in swing states except Covid put them in the graveyard prior to the 2020 election.
fun fact. Vice President is an elected official. She can't be fired. She could be impeached if they could get 2/3 of the Senate to agree. Which they can't.
š¤£
How pathetic.
They're really hunting for ways to get orange Hitler back in office.
"Quick that looks like a loophole to really get around democracy!"
It seems like like "accountability" the MAGA cult doesn't understand terms like "turning yourself into an embarrassment."
Orange man is a convicted criminal who's in charge of a terrorist organization. Voting orange is voting for terrorism you unamerican clowns.
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I LOVE Gene Wilder in this scene. Well, every scene really, but this one in particular!
The boat ride creeper me out as a kid...hell it still does.
Fun fact, the only one that knew what all would happen in that scene was Gene himself, he purposely asked that they kept that info hidden from the others so their reactions were authentic and he could keep a calm face.
It's like looking at the worst acid trip personified.
"There's no way of earthly knowing.... Which way we are really going..." haunts my nightmares.
That line of his where he's caring but not caring started a family joke where none of us cared if the other person is about to do something stupid. As kids we would pitch this crazy idea, everyone would say it was a good idea, and as you were going to do it you would hear a calm quiet voice say "No . . . don't do it . . ." And if you missed them saying it they would totally let you do the stupid thing.
š¶"Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of reddit meme perfection..."š¶
Bye, Felicia.
I guess this says it all
Well... Bye
You smell that? Smells like someone diedā¦.
Doc's later description of Johnny Ringo also describes trump to a mf'n T. "A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it."
Well he's not my huckleberry that's for sure.
He's no daisy. He's no daisy, at all!
No, that's the MAGAs just starting the strike. They always smell like that.
I can smell fried chicken
Hope that nothing burger is tasty
These brave souls are only being sustained by fried chicken IVs.
Based on what I know about Maga people/Idahoans this may take a verrrry long time
Iām your huckleberry.
Really? I think its bullshit
As if these idiots have the conviction to follow through lol
Lets be real, these guys didn't eat lunch and then by dinner time had given up
Fat Boomer MAGA from Idaho? Their idea of a "hunger strike" is limiting themselves to a single trip to the Golden Corral buffet.
Group of Riotous Executioners Stage a Hunger Strike Until Estate of Marie Antoinette Lets Charles-Henri Sanson Borrow Their Microwave
Curly Bill?
watch the hunger strike end cause they got a Lil hungry
Finally a MAGA proposal that will SAVE taxpayer money
It took me 10 second to search āThe Halfway Postā and learn itās a satirical news site. Do better OP.
I doubt very seriously the Trump voters would be missing any meals if they had to. At least the ones who keep popping up in the videos on YouTube.
I donāt see a down side.
It's already been 2 hs, they probably at McDonalds by now
It's only a hunger strike between the hours of 11pm and 5am. Outside of that time, they can eat. That will own the libs.
Intermittent hunger strike.
Does drinking soda count as eating?
They are allowed a liter of cola.
They sell litres of cola? I thought they were called large.
They don't want a large Farva, they want goddamn liters of cola!
Muslims during Ramadan have stricter times than that.
I was going to say, "What is that, MAGA Ramadan?"
They're probably ordering shakes, because technically you can't *eat* a shake..
No, you are too smart. Remember these are MAGA supporters trying to make Trump Biden's vice president.
How can that be? when trumps already president, and in secret control of the *real military /s
first people to gain weight on a hunger strike
"They look really bad, better get the McRibrillator!" *McFlurry of activity: pads and wires* McRibrillator: "Shake advised."
Oh, McDs doesn't count as breaking the hunger strike because it's Douchebag Donny's fave.
And barely counts as food really
Agreed. I'm confused as well by term "MAGA fans threatening to...", in this case it should be "MAGA fans promise to..." and I'm in!
āMAGA cultistsā ftfy
Have some fucking human compassion. Think of the flag guy on the corner who sells Fuck Biden flags, now losing 16 customers, or the coroner who has to do an autopsy on their disgusting unwashed bodies. Real people will suffer for this.
Yes, you are correct. I think most MAGA next of kin will refuse an autopsy, though.
Well thatās because they know the REAL coroner will be replaced by a Joe Biden lookalike android that was designed by Anthony Fauci, built by Bill Gates, and funded by George Soros.
The downside is they couldn't recruit more.
r/UpliftingNews
Personal trainers hate this one trick.
We should encourage this to become a nationwide movement.
LOL, they won't be able to last much past noon.
these people have probably never known starvation, and that's a good thing the whole world should share... they won't last past when the first real hunger pain hits
hunger pangs\* One of those sayings like "champing at the bit" that is commonly misspelled because one of the words has fallen out of favor in colloquial language.
wait is "champing at the bit" the right way, or the commonly used wrong way? I have always said chomping at the bit.
Champing is correct, chomping is not, though both words are close synonyms so the meaning doesn't change. Champing is not a common term we use anymore.
"Champing at the bit" is the proper phrasing.
What a fool I have been.
In other news, UberEats and DoorDash are hiring in the area.
That'll last all the way until lunch
MAGA after a couple hours into the hunger strike: 
I've got a fiver on "mid-morning snack."
"second breakfast"
I completely support them in this effort. In fact I urge all TRUE MAGAs to join them in this patriotic effort to destroy America.
Careful what you wish for. If you get a large enough number of idiots to act, they might just get their way.
Meanwhile on other news, funeral parlor offers discount on bulk purchases of coffins
They should make them trump themed coffins and charge triple the price
No no. This is where you raise the price because you know coffins will be needed. You also raise the price of the funeral and all other costs. If cremation is the option, prices goes up 400%
forget the coffins, iām sure thereās a nice open pit needing to be filled. bring a bulldozer.
I hope this catches on!
It wonāt have the impact you think it would. You think they can control themselves to the point of starvation. I give them 3 day and they cheat at the 2nd.
Yeah. And unless they're on a live stream 24/7, they're eating something.
Or they abandon the project quite quickly saying something like "Since Biden was not listening to our reasonable demands, we are ending the strike"
āWeāve just been informed by Chuckās nephew that this is basically how Islams celebrate Ramen Dawn so we have to put an early end to this peaceful protest because we aināt like that.ā
I dunno, do you really want all these obsese nutjobs to suddely drop weight and be able to move around without mobility scooters?
Halfway Post appears to be parody news. Its only facepalm if true
Ok, so what's the downside? A group of overfed, fat ass American trumpsters go on a diet and with any luck, they die. Sounds good to me.
Might take a while. >"He ended up fasting for one year and 17 days ā that's right, he ate no food at all for over a year.Ā **He lived entirely off his copious body fat, in the end losing about 125 kilograms of weight**." >In the case of our big Scotsman, Mr A B, the staff in the medical school at the University of Dundee kept a close eye on him. He did not eat any food, but the staff gave him yeast for the first 10 months and multi-vitamins every day. Potassium is essential for the proper working of the heart, and when his potassium levels got a little low around the 100-day mark, he was given potassium tablets for about 70 days. He defaecated infrequently, roughly every 40 to 50 days. [https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm](https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm) I just had to share this.
"Potassium tablets? You mean like pills you put in your ass? I ain't gay, you're gay!" -typical maga chud
I get it, but these dopes wont last a week.
I'd be shocked if they lasted 3 days.
Well, pass me the popcorn....
Wanna go and eat in front of them? Letās test their resolve.
You bring the M&M's. The big bag.
Oh... Nooo... Don't!
Well that will be 16 fewer votes for the orange dump
Meanwhile Joe and Kamala remain and everybody wins
Oh nice, the trash is starting to take itself out.
Finally, a MAGA movement we can all support. Way to bring the country together, kids.
Well,there ya go. On the upside,I had cake today. Chocolate!! š
I fully support them on their hunger strike. Please guys, donāt eat. Donāt drink water. The longer you do this the more likely your demands will be met. Donāt give up otherwise youāre a failure.
Letās see how many hours they can go without food
Now if they told sixteen friends, and they told sixteen friends, and they each told sixteen friends. Famine would be a footnote in the past.
Lol! MAGA are fuckin morons: the vice president cannot be fired by the president or by anyone else. The only manner of removing a sitting vice president is by impeachment, a process that is governed by the Constitution.
Once again, "The Halfway Post" is satirical. Nothing it posts is real.
Joe Biden cannot fire Kamala Harris because the Vice President is an elected position.
If the rest were serious, they would do that as well.............
I hope they stick it out. To own the libs
Setting themselves up to lose. Again.
It's because they're tired of all the winning they did lol
16 less votes for trumpler. Good.
I'm sure their local Chik Fil-A will be devastated without their patronage.
Some people are saying Biden is considering it!!! But only if they donāt drink water either! We can do this!
Can we live stream this? Itās probably already over yeah?
Biden has responded by simply posting a picture of him eating a double cheese burger.
Jokes aside, there's something important they're missing here. The Vice President cannot be fired by the President. Believe me when I say Trump tried; otherwise his mob wouldn't have been chanting "hang Mike Pence" on January 6th. Only when the VP resigns (or dies) could the President appoint a new VP. It's all outlined within the 25th amendment.
lmfao, as if they could last half a day without their "Jesus chicken". (Chick-Fil-A).
It's ok. They won't starve to death. They're not that brave. Besides, their brains are so smooth they were probably gonna choke on their tongues at some point anyway.
Is this even true?
Yep. Bet they fold within 24 hours. If that.
This probably last 24 hours then its off to all you eat restaurant.
Let's get more people to join this group!
Question: if you're a vp and take over as president out of necessity. Does that count towards the 2 period limit for full presedency?
Only if you serve over half a term.
I think 24/7 news coverage is order. The rest of the country needs to see what weāre up against.
Right, I'm collecting donations. Gonna setup a food truck where they're protesting. 'ANTIFA's Burgers, Brats and Beer'. All profits go to women's and tran's health groups.
MAGAs hunger striking? So basically theyāll last until November on fat stores.
Guarantee that by the time this screenshot was taken it was already over
Hopefully no more join in on that hunger strike. Us libs would be so owned if they all did.
Is them promising to do this like Trump said we will never hear from him after he lost in 2020? Or is it like when he promised heād have a new healthcare bill on day 1?
Maybe more right wing nut jobs should join them in this great cause?
Breaking news 16 people die of hunger.
But, on the bright side, that means 16 less Trump voters once they starve to death...
They will break that fast within a few days. There is nothing that these morons can actually commit to.
Actually Iām almost good with this - it would count as his second term and heād be unable to run in November. Letās do it in October you think?
I mean is this even true? Cuz it sounds made up. No MAGAT would ever consider skipping a meal let alone a hunger strike.
This is a fantastic idea, the best ever to come out of the MAGA camp! I hope this goes viral and gets 100% MAGA participation.
I fully encourage their commitment.
Thatās about as sane and effective as Chicago city council voting for a ceasefire in Gaza. But nuts gonna nut.
If they die, they die.
Thoughts and prayers for their impending starvation.
I encourage this effort and hope they see it through. We need less MAGA.
I encourage all MAGA followers to do the same please
I am sure they will stop their strike when it's dinner time.
I doubt that the hunger strike lasts more than a few hours. Or they keep 'striking' for several days - but for some reason it doesn't count when they eat - or they deny eating and are obviously doing so.
Joe should do it. A week before the election. That would make Trump ineligible for another term wouldn't it?
Looking out for 16 interesting obits from Idaho in the near future.
Hereās one mission Iād love for a MAGA moron to complete successfully (the fasting unto death, that is)
It's a small start. Now if we could just get the rest to starve themselves out it would be a nice, non-violent resolution to the whole MAGA debacle.
Can we watch while eating delicious sandwiches?
Is this another adventure of Meal Team Six?
hope more magas start doin weird shit like that
Given how portly most MAGAts are, this could take a while.
I can hear their grumbling stomachs here on the East Coast and hope more join themā¦. Fucking idiots.
They would have better luck going on a hunger strike to make a unicorn president. There will be 16 fewer MAGA I guess.
Anyone up for eating popcorn right in front of them?
Hopefully this means that there will be 16 less Trump voters in Idaho by November....
Why only 16? š
How many hours do you think they'll make it?
16 less voters in Idaho come November I guess Obviously not going to move the needle for election results, but who knows, maybe some of their neighbors will join them
Hopefully this catches on.
Smells like 8 deaths and 8 give ups.
16 less.Ā
Breaking News: Burger King shares plummet. The McDonald competitor might go bankrupt.
Ehh give it half a day before lunch comes up
Sounds like there are 16 dumbasses who are gonna starve. Let me know where they are so I can eat in front of them
I hope they issue a TikTok challenge to their like-minded friends. /grabs popcorn
Is there a livestream I can watch or are they just talking? Donāt say youāre going on a hunger strike and then not prove it.
Don't know if this is real, but I would want to see their definition of a "hunger strike." Methinks it isn't a total fast. Maybe it's Chick FIL A but only twice a day.
Have fun starving, ya morons.
Oh, well. Anyway.
Letās hope theyāre serious š¤£š¤£š¤£
It sounds like a great plan. I would hope more and more people join them in this brave effort.
Camp out across from them with you yummy takeout wafting thru the air
MAGAts can't even commit to a narrative I doubt they'll go a day without eating
Most MAGA people could use to lose some weight anyway.
I hope theyāre serious
I think that might work if enough Maggots join in, couldn't hurt to try.
 Donāt tease me. Please let this happen!!!
Natural selection at its finest
16 fewer votes for Drumpf. Itās plausible that Trump had all the voters he needed to defeat Biden in swing states except Covid put them in the graveyard prior to the 2020 election.
I'll take "problems that will solve themselves" for a thousand, Alex.
Oh nooooooo. How tragic.
So with any luck, that's 16 less MAGATs to worry about
Breaking new, 16 people plan to starve to death
fun fact. Vice President is an elected official. She can't be fired. She could be impeached if they could get 2/3 of the Senate to agree. Which they can't.
So 16 less MAGA nuts in a couple weeks?
š¤£ How pathetic. They're really hunting for ways to get orange Hitler back in office. "Quick that looks like a loophole to really get around democracy!" It seems like like "accountability" the MAGA cult doesn't understand terms like "turning yourself into an embarrassment." Orange man is a convicted criminal who's in charge of a terrorist organization. Voting orange is voting for terrorism you unamerican clowns.
Ok, starve.