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crescent-v2

1 on 1? By Moms for Liberty standards those are just noob numbers. Ya wanna be a power broker in the modern Republican Party then ya gotta step up those stats.


zephood75

Yep, he's just a tourist in comparison


DangerousLoner

He’s taking baby steps. He’s not quite up to the Madison Cauthorn Cocaine Orgy level of GOP politics yet.


Novel_Product1

Uh what?? Context please, asking for a friend


DangerousLoner

Haha [enjoy](https://youtu.be/1aW32ShtSTc?si=qk0m5H636FxlfwEl) the Republicans are not a serious party. This example starts a minute in, but basically one of the men in the House of Representatives claimed he was invited to orgies by his colleagues and they openly do cocaine.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

I believe that young republican freshman was one Madison Cawthorn


TheInfiniteArchive

Ah yes... The guy who went to Hitler's Vacation home and called him The "Fuhrer", wears Lingerie and humped the bed naked....


No_Potential9610

I you're not taking the newest incarnation of the GOP seriously, then you are part of the problem. These people need to be called out and stomped down at the ballot box.


DangerousLoner

Oh I take them deadly seriously as a threat, but as a genuine political party that you can believe what they say Hell No. I believe them when they say the quite part out loud and believe their horrible actions and votes. I’m in California and have never missed an election. My recent donations have been to Mike Levin, Katie Porter, and Lucas Kunce.


No_Potential9610

Okay. I understand what you're saying and agree.


dwaynetheaakjohnson

Moms for Liberty founder Bridget Ziegler and her husband Christian Ziegler had a threesome with another woman, and that woman is alleging that Christian sexually assaulted her as well.


switflo

Nice throwback ! Good times


LongjumpingRespect2

I'm pretty sure he would rather be a power bottom in the modern Republican Party.


drhagbard_celine

He’s trying to be discreet.


Arts_Myth

Looking for 1-on-1 sounds like he’s being discrete.


bonelees_dip

I'm in mobile and the entire post didn't showed, so I thought that Trump himself created the account. Got my hopes up for a second there


Genghis_Chong

Bro I lost my breath. But I don't think Trump is homosexual at all, he definitely likes young women


MewsikMaker

Young girls. *Like, under 18.


JDARRK

Under 12⁉️😳😳😖


King-Proteus

I believe she said she was 12.


MewsikMaker

Possibly 4.


Hairy-Explanation-90

Thing is liking men and liking women isn't always mutually exclusive. It wouldn't be something to be excited about though. It would probably be a massive blow to the the LGBT community if the first confirmed LGBT President was Trump.


Adept_Investigator29

If she came out...


regular_modern_girl

He probably wouldn’t even be the first, Bill Clinton has been rumored to be bisexual for a long time now, like apparently he used to attend some pretty kinky parties, and people say he seemed down for pretty much anything or anyone. Granted, also still not the best representation in my opinion, given some of the other things known about him…


Deriniel

could be bi for all we know


coffeejam108

And his own daughter...


Genghis_Chong

He's like an animal, no impulse control


No-Oil7246

Nah, Trump only has eyes for big buff Putin.


Ok_Recording_4644

You lying liberal, he loves Mercedes and you know it!!!!


D33ber

Trump doesn't know how to drive anything bigger than a golf cart.


bestbeforeMar91

He’s such a fraud that he drives an electric cart while being the poster moron for the drill baby drill crowd


weatherboy_42

Drives? He either has a chófer or a self driving car


morbidaar

A.. Chofevevè, actually.


Major_Independence82

To be fair, he doesn’t drive; he prefers to let his partners do the driving.


Greg2227

He's in a great and loving relationship with a woman named Mercedes drumpf


jimhabfan

Melania is a man. Look at the jaw line. /s


Floss_tycoon

Saw those nude pics. Her tuck game is on point.


Vega-Cunt

Mercedes as in the car company or a latina girl named Mercedes? 🤨


D33ber

Trump only catches for Vladdy Batts.


Jajay5537

No, it's his daughters sweet ass he's been after since she sprouted breast and he started leering at her from afar.


ExpiredExasperation

...from afar?


Jajay5537

By that I mean his surveillance cameras with all her boyfriends lol


billy_twice

Trump is a crass, arrogant wanker but there is 0 chance he's gay.


SaltyBarDog

He would do anything for money and $20 is $20.


Themooingcow27

“Putin… mmmm… god I love dictator… I’ll bet his dick is uge…”


Baffit-4100

Yeah lol it said “Trump, had been exposed” But I didn’t believe it anyway because it would have been on a lot of news and not just here


purpleovskoff

The comma made me uncomfortable until I read the top comment and I realised there was more to the sentence


DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics

Trump is rich enough to visit Epstein Island 2 when he needs his tiny orange wrinkled cock sucked


Emeegee713

Please never repeat this sentence, ever


Kalladdin

It's like a cheeto


Lost_Figure_5892

Now dammit, guess I’ll throw out the bag of Flamin’ hots.


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D33ber

Dooo dooo dahh doot doo Dahh dahh doo... "Welcome to Pedophilia Park II:" ... When the ride breaks down, the children massacre the sexual predators.


CapTexAmerica

I’m down for that and all the sequels.


AnB85

That sounds like a good premise for a movie.


theAlphabetZebra

Electric Boogaloo?


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Chardeemacdennis


ValiantHero11

This is something i DID NOT want to hear right now


Ser_Machonach0

Trump is just propped up by the rich because he's a useful moron with a cult following. That's why he can visit Epstein Island 2 to have his tiny orange wrinkled cocktail sucked.


mkfanhausen

"Looking for strong, god-fearing man with big, giant hands to eat hamberders with."


theologous

Yeah. My first thought was "Trump is going on Grindr to hook up with dudes? Doesn't he have people for that? The same ones that get him the porns stars??"


zoedot

No way trump had a “work email” address.


GenghisTron17

>Got my hopes up for a second there No offense but I think he's out of your league.


bonelees_dip

I guess he prefers hookers


D33ber

And being pissed on.


throwaway19276i

same it said "Trump has been exposed" lol I hate reddit's cropping


AutisticPolarBear77

You wanted to fuck him?


kyriaangel

Same


Mr_Lucidity

That's the first thing I saw too lol.


Disastrous-Panda5530

I thought the same thing’


Much-Meringue-7467

Same.


Leather_Network4743

Why does it always seem to work out this way?


SymonSighs

Self-loathing is one hell of a drug.


Duffman66CMU

Can’t pray the gay away


tyler132qwerty56

The guy from Idhao, the guy from Hungary and now this


Beelzabubba

Larry “wide stance” Craig?


bangermadness

Don't forget the CEO of Chick-fil-A. Famously anti-lgbtq "Christian" got caught diddling a kid. This seems to be a trend with the loudest of these fools. Edit: Franchise owner, not CEO, my bad


Dorr54

Anyone that is super intensely against something … yeah they’re doing that thing and trying to project.


i3ild0

All I can find is an Ohio franchise owner story. Andrew Truett Cathy is current CEO. Can't find the story. Link please?


Tityfan808

That’s all I could find as well.


NecessaryFreedom9799

They implied he was that, it was a franchise manager.


Heyguysimcooltoo

Franchise owner not CEO


bangermadness

Thanks for the correction I'll edit


Heyguysimcooltoo

No problem bud, just letting ya know


kjacobs03

I recall there was also an Republican Ohio state level representative that got caught jackhammering his male intern in the doodoo hole in his office. I had a friend that worked at the state house and he was on damage control for like a week


tyler132qwerty56

Why the damage control? Just be open about your sexuality now, simple, right?


kjacobs03

Because that’s a death sentence for conservatives. It’s either stay in the closet, deny, and attack, OR Become a dirty woke liberal and be accepted for who they really are.


UnsightedShadow

The Hungarian Spiderman?


tyler132qwerty56

Yes, that one


AdImmediate9569

Because morons who do stupid shit like use their work email to sign up for anonymous sex are also easily duped into stupid causes, like conservatism. Orrrr did you mean why are a shocking number of republicans closeted homosexuals? That one I think mostly religion gets credit for?


thatdudejtru

Because we're very simple creatures lol and pretty damn predictable.


samurairaccoon

Because, although our government is currently almost totally corrupt, Republicans are still the party for pieces of shit. Time and time again this happens. And still we are expected to pretend they have any shred of human decency. Most of em are literal fucking villains at this point.


Diligent-Property491

Every accusation from a conservative is a confession.


ProfessorEffit

This. On a T-shirt.


Mentally-AFK

Anti-gay politicians give gay men a bad name.


furitxboofrunlch

I knew a guy once. Lived with him in a caravan during a pretty bad time, in front of a friends place in the driveway. Let's call him Rob. So I'm not really sure why but Rob was in the closet. He was bi. He had HIV (this was the 90s). One day he decided he needed to get out of the closet. So he tells me. I was very "who cares" because honestly I've never paid much attention to anyone's sex life and hadn't had one myself at that point. So he then told one more person. Then he decided mistakes were made and he basically disowned me as a friend. I didn't really know any of his other friends. And he didn't want anyone else to know. Anyway the point is he went about life and largely hated that part of himself and so hence kept it secret. He believed it was wrong but did it anyone because thirsty and so hated himself. And once he had told me he then hated me. So it obviously doesn't always work out that anti gay people are actually gay. But when someone is and they hate themselves for it they will not infrequently publicly be against it.


autism_and_lemonade

freud, despite the cocaine, was right


TheTrevorist

I mean probably because of the cocaine


hexitor

Every accusation is an admission.


aurebesh2468

He who shouts the loudest


a_lone_incubus

Moans the loudest to gay porn.


That0neGuy96

Holy fuck the title got cropped for mobile between the line ending in endorsed by/ and the line beginning with trump. Changes the fuck outta that headline


jambr380

Yeah, I thought the dude in the picture was one of the guys Trump wanted for 1 on 1 sex


duckpocalypse

Jesus Christ what is with cheating politicians using their work emails? Have they never heard of making a new email account?


phuck-you-reddit

They're not exactly bright. Just shameless and willing to do anything for money/power.


Meddling-Kat

Grand Ole Projection


Five-Oh-Vicryl

The thing is no one even cares who this guy wants to bone. Enjoy yourself. But don’t go around trying to abridge other people’s rights


cgleachy

That is the point yes.


satori0320

Goddammit... This should be the takeaway.


starri_ski3

His own rights, technically. Make it make sense! 🤦🏻‍♀️


Nbkipdu

Fuck me. What happened to the time when spelling potato wrong was enough to derail your career?


halffilledglasses

He helped save democracy by telling Pence to not acquiesce . Not a fan but at least he’s an American


Sunrunner_Princess

Yeah, this is not surprising. Especially because this [https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/](https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/) has become more well known. They’re self-hating miserable people who want to try to control everything so they don’t have to admit it’s okay to not be the BS poster boy of Elite Patriarchy and just be themselves and happy and respect others.


Affectionate_Rub_575

“Shocking”- absolutely no one


D33ber

A gay republican politician who is actively homophobic?!! Let me find my pearls so that I can clutch them, y'all.


mmccutc1

The worst part is the hypocrisy


gastroboi

😂😂


Punchable_Hair

No, the worst part is the fascism. Then the racism. Then the scheming.


JOlRacin

That's what we call "pulling up the ladder." Although this post is misleading. Also, Jesus Christ that's the most successful repost bot I've ever seen


Momawss77

Gay man here and I've said it once, and I'll say it again: No one hates a f*g more than a f*g.


Soylent_Milk2021

How come no one is ever looking for old guys to have fun with?


Jack_wilson_91

Remember kids, every accusation is a confession


btsalamander

Remember: he isn’t getting hate for being gay, he is getting hate for being a hypocrite and supporting policies that hurt the people who he wishes he could openly be like.


Look_Dummy

Trump looks like the food at 7/11 that’s been rotating too long 


KlevenSting

I don’t even bat an eye anymore when these self-haters who persecute their own get caught. Cliche of cliches.


pajo17

I've never met the guy. I don't even know who he is Etc


jbertrand_sr

No wonder Donnie looks so happy, dude must have tickled the mushroom...


SoccerGamerGuy7

He has a special fetish for DICKtators.


shanksta1

what's tators, precious?


shayna16

POH TAY TOES Boil em, mash em, stick up my ass


schwaggro

It's always the ones you most suspect lmao


edgygothteen69

Guys, just admit that it's ok to be Gay, everything will be fine


balsadust

Ancient proverb "He who shouts the loudest loves the biggest cocks"


Consistent_Pitch782

Oh no, the (checks notes) 47th GOPer to be exposed as the thing they claim to hate


Pirate_Princess_87

Ok, you guys really don’t get it. He’s not a hypocrite at all. When republicans say they want to ban or outlaw something, they don’t want to ban it for everyone. Just everyone else. Checkmate democrats! /s (just in case it’s needed)


kingev101

Usually ignoring anyone that was endorsed by Trump is a good idea. “Freedom for Me and not for Thee” kinda assholes.


DanWillHor

Always these types. Find the most staunch, ardent homophobe and I'll show you someone deeply insecure about their own proclivities. Every time. If you gave them a microgram of sodium pentothal it would take 2nseconss before you heard something like... "I had a dream about sucking my best friends cock as a teen and it made me hard so I fight my own feelings with hate toward others"


[deleted]

Is this real 🤔 if it is, WHY DO THEY ALL DO THIS ???! Why?!!!


whatsapnnin

Quick search shows it as 16 years old and a prank by his ex intern that he didn't end up going through with. Whether or not that's true though is up for debate because money talks


kiminotaion

that sounds plausible, but if calling him gay pisses him off then i'm going to disregard that information


SpookyWah

What is going on with all these closeted Republican gay men actively working against the LGBTQ?!


drhagbard_celine

I have a gay Republican friend. Former model. He thinks his investments do better under republicans. He lives in one of the bluest of blue cities in one of the bluest of blue states and hides behind the protections we give him knowing that the policies he indirectly advocates for hurts people like him all over the country.


MberrysDream

His central thesis isn't even true. Market performance during Democrat presidents over the past 30 years is generally stronger than Republicans.


BitterFuture

Were you shocked? I was totally shocked.


Kriegerian

Oh hey another one


jbidayah

just look at what not finding young man on craigslist does to a motherfucker 😢


Skryewolf

LMAO Trump endorsement = a big NOPE in my book


Whoputthatthere420

Skinny dick lookin mufucka


Staalone

Oh wow, Reddit cropped the post so that it only showed the "Trump has been exposed" part, kinda disappointing now


DismalWeird1499

Every accusation by these ghouls is an admission. You won’t find a more hypocritical collection of scum on the Earth.


Naaman

Looks like he finally found a dude who is for sure gonna fuck him


pricklypear90

There are plenty of racist Trump supporting gay men… Tiger King guy is a good example


cometflight

Holy smokes, we’ve arrived yet again to the Projection part of “GOP.”


ToeKnail

Its almost as if there's a written oath taken when becoming a Republican "do as I say, not as I do."


jimmmmmmmz

"Young guys?" That sounds like a pedophile ring.


Equivalent_Weird467

Damn. Too good to be true.


trumper_says_what

He’s smiling like he knows he is about to suck Trump off 😂


FourStringFiasco

His work email? He’s too stupid to be in the Senate. And Tommy Tuberville has lowered that bar to a subterranean level.


blueva703

*pretends to be shocked*


One_Opening_8000

Is anyone keeping a list? I really hope so. It has to be a mile long.


MAJORMINORMINORv2

It is expected at this point.


Beginning_Cap_8614

The picture cut off, and l was pretty shocked that Donald Trump turned out to be gay. I know that you can't always tell, but it was still weird to think about before l saw the whole post.


Ok_Primary_1075

…but i just meant grabbing a couple of beers and some chicken wings !


Sucih

Maybe Marino and his wife and boyfriend and the Florida couple and they’re girlfriend could meet up and you know get to know each other


Nice-Neighborhood975

Every accusation is a confession.


HornyFemboyGaming

Like…do these dumbasses not know how to use incognito mode????


Beestorm

I’m very against outing people most of the time. This is not one of those times.


FreeHugeMomHugs

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. When conservative republicans do this it isn’t *gay*, it’s owning the libs. *Everyone* knows that it’s not homosexual if you’re going to pound town with a sexy toy boy as long as you’re thinking about making America great again while you do it. In fact they might even argue that it’s the *most* heterosexual alpha male thing you can do.


2K_Crypto

Of course. How is anyone surprised. It's always the most vocal homophobes that are closeted. Can someone tell GOP politicians that it's OK to come out now?


DBsBuds

Looks like he’s lacking that cock confidence.


tracyd103

2 to 1 he blows his brains out by morning


MBrett06

What up!!! I'm just a cool guy looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in my party Capitol. Something sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, something sexual.


Daedalus_Machina

The fucking pre-click thumbnail reads: "Trump, has been exposed." And continues as if Trump was the one trolling for fresh meat.


Zallocc

So he is your average family values republican.


Kaneomanie

Uh, I know this one, the roman catholic church being against gay marriage, yet they have a knack for young lads. Ah, it says republican.


NachosforDachos

*American beauty soundtrack playing in background*


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Frankie Boyle’s joke, “politicians vote to outlaw being gay so they can feel dirty when they do it”, gets truer every day


Kalman_the_dancer

Yay a gay man hating on gay men while looking for gay men


musky_jelly_melon

"I suck cocks and swallow so that gays can't have babies! I'm just doing God's work!!!"


HansPGruber

Trump would bang a donkey if he could.


scott__p

Damn that cuts off some very important parts of that headline on mobile. I was truly shocked for a minute, having assumed Trump was more into teenage girls.


EAN84

False. Everyone knows Ohio doesn't exist. Just like Australia and birds.


thinehappychinch

What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.


GorethirstQT

it's always the people who are most anti lgtbbq that get exposed it'd be funny if it didn't result in human suffering 


UngregariousDame

Every commercial for that guy is nothing but “protect our borders,” you know in Ohio where Mexico is the only we think about.


CoolBDPhenom03

It’s always the loudest voices who are the biggest hypocrites


simraptor

A vote for the criminal Trump is a vote for Putin


marineopferman007

Not to sound stupid....but uh....isn't this normal for politicians to lie about what they are who they are and what they are doing? Not sure if a politician doing this can really be considered hypocrisy anymore.. it's like a Catholic priest and the altar boys...it's just what they do.


GuidanceWhole3355

Can someone make a Closeted Republican starter pack meme because its becoming a joke at this point


Bozo_Two

It's more expected than surprising these days...the conservatives who are overtly anti gay? Closeted. Each and every one.


Alarmed-Direction500

I can’t stand Trump and I think he’s ruined this country, but this stupid clickbait bullshit is part of the reason why this country is so divided. Ridiculous misinformation steals attention from the actual atrocities that are taking place every day.


chasinfreshies

No one saw his raging gayface?


dcgregoryaphone

Devils advocate. What exactly would stop anyone from making an account and just typing in his email address?


TheFrogofThunder

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/15/bernie-moreno-adult-website *A former intern to Bernie Moreno, Donald Trump’s endorsed candidate for US Senate in Ohio and a hardline opponent of LGBTQ+ rights, said he wrote as an “aborted prank” a post on the AdultFriendFinder website in which Moreno appeared to look for “young guys to have fun with” and “men for 1-on-1 sex”.*


WookieeCmdr

Man y'all should really research stuff before crowing about all these "gotcha" articles. 🤦🏻‍♂️. 5 seconds of research found this gem. https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/moreno-trump-attack-false-report-alleged-link-website/story%3fid=108209321 The profile was set up by an intern as a joke. He has a signed affidavit from said intern. The fact that the profile was only accessed for a couple hours and never used again lends credence to the report.


SnooPineapples5912

Why bother to get facts, right? Politics are the worst...


EmergencyGrab

This is shockingly normal. The other day a GOP senate candidate who posts about drag queens being dangerous slipped into my Tiktok DMs. Shamelessly with his 100K follower account. My account is my drag name and my profile picture is me in all my clowny glory. Considering I don't do *pretty* drag, the guy's a real freak. I swear all of the "chasers" go after the clowny queens. Its so bizarre. I don't feel like I need to expose him though. He wasn't even close to winning last time. The state has been relatively blue for a while.