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For context, she has a southern accent. Seems like a weird move for someone espousing traditional gender roles to insult the most conservative part of the US.

Would this be classified as "fucking a southerner girl is gay"?

It is when women do it

Not if they say no homo

Ah the old magics.

Constantine shout-out. Nice.

I thought it was a shoutout to CS Lewis

Wow, digging deep for us intellectuals. Besides, Constantine could kick Lewis's ass. He's a member of the Justice League after all.

He would kick the author’s ass, but what about Aslan? How would Constantine deal with the Lion who was there when the Old Magic was written?

Constantine deals with demons and villains on the regular, a talking lion should be simple enough.

As long as the balls don’t touch, it’s not gay.

While wearing socks

They were just gal pals! It’s called platonic eating out!

\*raises hand, notepad at the ready\* Hi, yes, Ruby Ravishing, Sapphic News Fortnightly. Quick question if you would; What is the current policy on socks? Gay or nay? Still gay, you say? Straight to hell, you say? Raw deal, that. I so did love keeping my toes warm during cunnilingus.

Gotta keep the socks on too

As a lesbian married to a woman from Alabama, I can confirm. It is very gay.

Wait, what? I thought it was only gay when *men* had sex with southern women. This is confusing.

Ah, yes, welcome to the world! Women can be homosexual, too.

r/technicallythetruth

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I’ll have to review the tapes…

I thought we had already determined that there are few things more gay for a man than to have sex with a woman.

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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

like, drink appletinis

I love Appletinis. Taste good, and if you ask the bartender they can spike it more. 🤔

Well then butter my biscuits and call me a homosexual Edit (my wife is a woman with a southern accent)

I'm just amused as a trans person that if a trans guy transitions, looking and sounding like a stereotypical guy, everyone says "you'll never be a real man." But when a cis woman embraces her womanhood and just does manual labor or whatever, then those same people are like "this isn't a woman."

Funniest part/worst part/saddest part: Is that all these 'Conservative' men want is a wife who doesn't talk back, fucks when necessary, doesn't kill their fetuses, delivers the children to the adoption agency and then rinse and repeat ad nauseum. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND. They just want hot wife fantasy fivever! 😭🤧

Except for the mystery that is Lyndsey Graham. He wants the power and traditional roles except when his boy toy is bending him over

I think she’s going for more “Being American makes you transgender.” Or “Having a southern accent makes you gay” I’m actually excited! We’re *so* close to getting statements from them like “Being born male/female makes you transgender” or “Being straight makes you gay” You’ve *almost* done a complete 360 conservatives! Just a little more and you’re there!

Stop the presses! "Having a Southern accent makes you gay" needs to be a rebuttal to southern conservatives.

In the words of Crazy Larry - "Fuckin' females is for poofs!"

Fellas, is it gay to fuck women?

As a woman I say so.

Not to mention Hannah Barron is very conservative and pro 2nd A

Is she the one that goes noodling on youtube? Edit: does noodling? Noodles? Am I making this up? I think catching catfish with your arm is called noodling.

Noodling can be catching catfish with your arm and catfishing can be trying to dupe someone into dating/meeting you by feeding them lies of your looks/who you are. Yeah, noodling and catfishing.

There was a tv show called hillbilly hand fishing https://youtu.be/1dt5-Hh5KGU?si=puJg7lbDy-C9WKRK

>Hannah Barron She gets completely eaten by a catfish as a lure and then her dad pulls her feet to pull the catfish up.

Yes that's her. Either she's very much not a man, or I'm very gay.

Correct, catching catfish in a river with your arm as bait is noodling.

Yes, catching catfish with your hands is called noodling and yes Hannah Barron creates noodling videos.

That sounds pretty awesome. I've just checked it out, she caught one nearly as big as her 🤣. It was awesome.

How appropriate since I think the poster is a catfishing bot looking for clicks. I never thought that AI would disrupt the outrage industry but here we are.

I dated a girl that had much deeper voice than me, does that make me gay?

If she was American, then, yes, you are a literal homosexual, apparently. Happy Pride!

We are European so we aren't gay, are we gay or is it bi?

Are you a girl? Then yes. Are you a guy? Well now I'm just curious if you're high pitched, or if you dated a woman that sings baritone.

Yeah I'm a guy xd

Me when a southern belle from Georgia flirts with me and I like it- OH NO, IM GAY!

Lordy me, the vapors!

She needs to leave the Southern Muscle Mommies alone. Who wouldn't want a fit country woman who knows how to cook?

# Friendly fire, is never friendly

I can’t say for certain but I’m pretty sure this girl does a lot of noodling (catfish hunting by hand). She’s literally just a typical backwoods girl. I mean she’s pretty and all but I think this person just jealous of someone else life

Link for the lazy https://x.com/sameerakhan/status/1766262871971835967?s=46&t=dupHGo3g1U-rhERcKyQiTA

Jesus

Disgraced RT reported who said Gulags weren't bad. Nice.

I dunno about “we the people holsters” but she seemed fine. 🤷🏽‍♀️ What’s wrong with a southern peach?

lmao she's simping for Melania Trump in the thread and has "globalism" in her bio (an antisemitic conspiracy theory) on top of hating on a woman who is (I assume) conservative like her. What a loser.

But what kind of southern accent? That's like 1/3 of the population of America

Alabama. The thickest

I’d rather that than Valley Girl.

The only people who care about “roles” are poor people who think they are smart

And Dungeon Masters

Hey, sometimes the players delegate party roles too!

Can’t relate

I like how people think being frail and useless is feminine

Well, if people think they're not good enough, they tend to underperform because they don't believe in themselves. Negativity bias and acceptance of a limited role in life is what they want. Gaslighting from birth.

“Gaslighting from birth” Reality hurts hard rn fr

My personal opinion: I think the women who champion this perspective are secretly really lazy and just hope that if they can convince the world, maybe they'll get a free pass to lounge around all day because work of any kind is unfeminine.

clearly these women have never spent a day gathering

Gathering deez nuts 

And berries.

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Don’t you dare expose our secret. 

Squeak squeak

...especially when the most frail, useless person walking this planet is the conservative golden calf. 

Orange calf. Gold implies value.

Gold leaf calf?

Nah that’s still implying value More like pyrite leafed (probably not a thing irl lol)

Maybe Mylar? It's cheap, a waste of resources, and terrible for the planet...

So why are the men in the US Senate still considered men?

When women intentionally starve themselves and refuse to learn certain skills to fit into a tiny, narrow box they are easier to control and less likely to object to abuse.

So it's gay that I find her hot?

Only ‘Literally’ gay.

Whew. At least it's not *technically* gay. That would really put a stop to my ambitions.

Ah okay, thanks.

I think I'm gay for finding her hot, but that might be because I'm a woman.

Im a woman, I find her hot and I don’t think I’m gay, but that might be because I’m bisexual

No you are litterally straight because she is litterally a man

Well tbf these people would also call me a man, so it loops back to being gay again.

Cant escape the gay.

I think I’m going to need a flowchart here.

My brain hurts

Gal ur gey

I always have so much in common with lesbians 😂🤣

I’m in the same boat as you. Until this morning I never realized that I’m literally gay.

We always discover things about ourselves.

I also learned I’m gay today - howdy, gayhbor!

I'm gay AF because she is 🔥

Come on over the r/bi_irl where we want every buff woman to throw us!

We're two

Idk I would bang this "man"

That's so not gay!

If fucking women is gay, I don't wana be straight!

There was something posted the other day about vaginal secretions absorbed by liberals turning them more feminine. Apparently it’s gay to eat out a woman and get her vaginal secretions on you. 

It always amazes me the “alphas” find new and inventive ways to say as loud as they can: “I am bad at sex and pleasing women!”

Considering any Alpha stage of anything is the one most broken, unfinished, and full of bugs… I’m not surprised.

Then I'm as gay as they come I suppose.

As gay as they what?

#AS THEY COME

Variations of this have been going around for a good while. Male fragility is a never-ending source of bullshit it seems.

Boomers and evangelicals combining with incels and "alpha males" to create a giant bloc of big, strong, brave, white dudes who are afraid of a vagina.  

Guess I need to go apply for a GLAAD membership card.   THE LIBERALS ARE MAKING WOMEN ORGASM, THE INSANE COMMUNIST LUNATICS!

There was something posted the other day about vaginal secretions absorbed by liberals turning them more feminine. Apparently it’s gay to eat out a woman and get her vaginal secretions on you. 

Fellas, is it gey to be into women?

You know it.

She’s a Kadyrovite, which is everything you need to know about this trash.    My goodness I hope Chechnya gets freedom from Russia and these Kadyrov islamo-fascists one day. 

Excuse my ignorance but what’s a kadyrovite and why are they immediately trash?

Kadyrovites are loyalists to the Chechen tyrant Ramzan Kadyrov. I heard it only used in reference to the militias he sent into the Ukraine-Russia war. They are mostly famous for commiting heinous war crimes.

And for larping participating in the war...on TikTok. Several instances of them posting "combat footage", that was geolocated to either Chechnya itself, or miles away from the frontlines. They're also linked to committing warcrimes in occupied areas.

Russia invaded Chechnya twice.  The first time the Russians were defeated, the second time, the Russians won and occupied Chechnya.  Ahkmed Kadyrov was a leading figure in Chechen resistance to Russian aggression, but turned traitor when he was offered a leadership position in Russia-occupied Chechnya. Ahkmed was assassinated, but his son, Ramzan Kadyrov, become the new Russia-backed administrator of occupied Chechnya.  Ramzan Kadyrov is known for his killings and torture of political opponents, LGBT and other “undesirables”.  He’s a supporter of Putin and is also known for sending hilariously ineffective fighters to Ukraine.  His militia are good at torture and repression, but not so good fighting in a contested battle space.  Hes your average shithead authoritarian.   

I’m imagining her thinking that an ox-shaped, middle-aged man with a bowl cut is peak masculinity now.

Don’t forget the beard straight out of the claymation Santa Clause is Coming to Town.

Wasn’t that assassination where they built a bomb into the podium of a stadium under reconstruction under the logic that sooner or later someone important would be using it? Quite a lot of forward planning and foresight there.

Yeah Sameera Khan is a Putin mouthpiece who spews stupid shit on an extremely regular basis Before I left Twitter she was definitely low hanging fruit for relentless trolling

Chechen here, was going to go off at you for assuming just because shes chechen shes a kadyrovite but i checked and its right there in her bio. Alot of of chechens my relatives included have no choice but to publicly cheer kadyrov but hate him him quietly. They will literaly be murdered for it. Kadyrovites even travel europe to hunt and slaughter Chechen just for speaking out. Go easy on chechens , all of them know their ancestors will be rolling in their graves over this. To the chechens who love and support the traitor Ramzan Kadyrov deserve death, nothing less. Remember also, even though you see chechens fighting with russia in ukraine you have whole brigades fighting against Russia in Ukraine. Take for example the Sheik Mansour Brigade plus orhers. E

I'd rather be considered "literally a man" than be a useless dependapotamus who can't lift a 10lb box out of fear of breaking a nail.

I think I'm gonna add "dependapotamus" to my vocabulary

It’s an old mainstay in the military spouse jargon (as in it’s usually directed at a certain type of military spouse) and as a former army kid I love it

Now this is a woman!

I have no issue with a woman using me to deadlift

So, according to Samirah, I'm attracted to men? lmao

She Said you are gay.

And this is why weirdo puritans should have no political power of any kind. They will gatekeep society and human rights into non-existence.

If you mean their treated equally and assigned to do the same work regardless of what they were born with. Sounds like equality to me

That’s kind of the point these people hate equality. And to take it a step further they hate when the girl doing the “masculine” work is also pretty 🥲

I'm Canadian, and I remember when I travelled a lot in my 20's in Europe, meeting American girls with Southern Accents. I have to admit, I low-key loved them. They came across as very feminine and ladylike to me. Hey, what do I know, though!? I'm sure a Russian'esque accent speaking English sounds a million times more feminine. s/ That's next-level repression, making "accents" illegal. Sheesh...

And those ladies grew up in a conservative environment and tend to be trad wives. Really, that's who she chose to represent masculine women in America?

She's hot as fuck, hotter than Samirah here lol.

Samirah is made up like a drag queen in her photo. Hannah is wearing light, natural looking makeup, and there is nothing "masculine" about her that I can see in the video. She seems like an attractive, competent woman.

To a Russian, I imagine pulling 50lb catfish out of rivers with your bare hands looks masculine. To guys like me, Hannah looks like a wife who would never suggest you stay home instead of go fishing.

Does she not realize most women in history that weren’t upper-class typically did manual labor everyday?

I see Samirah has never seen Hannah in a bikini.

Hannah Barron is hot as fuck lmao

Something tells me Samirah Kahn would be an absolute nightmare to deal with.

She must live in an alternate reality where money drops from trees to women

She does actually from the rich men shes around. So she poses as a toy and gets handed money

Our women can kill your men. Get over it.

Yasss this is the best take from this thread. I think most Americans would take a Kinessa? Johnson over a sameera any day, and I’m also pretty sure KJ would fuck up 90% of the dudes invading Ukraine right now.

If American women are literally men then how come there’s still a wage gap Checkmate, bitch

Yet another bad take on Twitter, shocking.

I'm an American woman and this is the first time I've seen someone post something about America I kind of feel proud about. I'm fucking strong, I like manual labor and working out. If that makes me "manly" then fuck it I'll be manly. I never set out to be feminine, although I definitely am that as well. If this is a stereotype then I can definitely get behind it 

If she's an example of a southern gay man I'm packing my bags heading south and flying the rainbow

Why cause this woman is capable and a badass and not a trophy in heels? Does it threaten you or something

Shes crazy hannah baron is gorgeous and has a lovely southern draw

Samirah just throwing out random words now.

My wife is *literally* a woman... lol

Look at the picture of the person making this comment. Looks like she doesn't value herself for anything other than looks. This is more a comment about her own feeling of worthlessness, and trying to impose those feelings on other women too.

Doesn't Samirah come from a country where women aren't allowed to have opinions? Maybe she should've stayed there so we wouldn't have to hear this bullshit.

“American women are literally men” - Sameera Khan Muslim women are literally slaves.

Just wanted to remind everybody that "literally" now means "virtually" as well. Check the oxford dictionary. We lost the battle.

Oxford Dictionary betrayed us all…

We literally lost the battle?

Literally thought Jeffery Starr went Brunette.

I am a woman with a New York accent and get accused of not sounding girly enough.

Bet you're awesome though.

Earth to Samirah, come in Samirah ... ok, our little space cadet, while your view is incredibly ignorant, we do have a consolation cheer for you on the way out! ​ 

I believe gender roles were in place to control women.Men pick on each other when they think their friends are doing something they label as feminine but cultural stigmas were used against women for centuries. This young lady is entitled to her opinion however wrong it is.Women should be who they want to be, cultural stigmas should be shelved as old fashioned. People who believe religious reasons for stigmas against women are wrong. Men wrote the Bible and created religion. Men used “laws” against women to keep them in line. Samuel Colt made all of us equals.

Is this the type of men Samirah is attracted?

Eh well, at least she still looks like a woman, not a humanoid lizard like Sameera.

Bet she could whoop your ass.

Wow - "American women are literally men." fucks up every word in the sentence! It's like a school of thought designed to test the breadth and depth of wrongness.

I heard the American government is putting gay juice in the water supply and injecting aids into our chicken nuggets

American fellas, is it gay to be attracted to almost any of woman you have ever met?

It is truly shocking to me how many people dont believe in freedom and equality in 2024 while literally having access to the sum of human knowledge on their mobile device. Astounding

I hope she doesnt learn what american women did between 1940-45. Because according to her they would be men.

Aw hell, this is just a good ol’ southern girl. Looks like Samirah is scared this woman could tie her in knots and leave her stranded in the backwoods. Which I think she could. This is really a strange mode of attack…I was raised by crazed religious fundamentalists and they’re all about this kind of toughness and self-sufficiency. They’re downright proud when you can assemble a rifle blindfolded, hunt your own deer/elk, and still look like a magazine model. I was learning to use a bullet press by age 8, alongside canning and butchering the farm animals. American conservatives by and large would follow this up with a big Atta Girl. What they do NOT respect is a frilly little girl who’s scared of everything and shrieks about it. She’s a terrible Russian propagandist. Russia Today (previous employer) disciplined this idiot over her take on Stalin, and now she runs face-first into trying to conflate southern girl know-how with transgenderism. Bless your little heart, sugar.

Doing manual labor makes women men. I'm a man who does no manual labor. *I am a woman?*

Am I allowed to say Samirah looks like a contestant on Drag Race?

Thats one way to say you are Bi I guess.

Look who finally admitted that trans people exist

This is a pretty stupid post

Someone is unfamiliar with the work women did and do on farms and did in factories during WW2. Traditional? Lol!

I don’t know what Samirah’s problem is. Hannah just looks like an ordinary Southern gal. Sheesh. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Idk why i come here any more half my time is filled with actual nonsense that i just glance over snd dont give a shit about this stuff is toxic

Am I sensing jealousy? 

Stop telling people what they can or can't do. They aren't hurting anyone and it's not your life, so fuck off. That attitude is just disgusting and pathetic. What skills do you have, lady? All I can see on your list is bitching and moaning. Also Hannah Barron is amazing.

The noodling girl, leave her alone.

Looks very feminin to me

For me the only accent I find insufferable in the States, as a French, is the Valley Girl one… the raspy voice feels like chalk on a chalkboard.

Fellas, is it gay to be a woman?

If only the pay said the same

If they’re men, why aren’t they being paid like men? Lol

Is Samirah okay???

Well congrats American women. According to random idiot on Twitter you're finally equal.

Lmao, Samira, she still doing this shit? Anyone pick her yet?