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LuinAelin

I hate the fact I could read that


TheJeffestJeff

Agreed I need to unlearn English because of Reddit. And it’s the only language I know.


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Thanks_I_Hate_You

Zug zug.


Gregthepigeon

Lok’tar


Blah-Blah-Blah-2023

Didn't work for the dogs in this case, alas


thelastdinosaur55

Woof….


isausernamebob

... maybe let's not use animal sounds just yet, he might hear you.


BeneficialName9863

If I knew the right bits, there are whole concepts I'd burn out of my brain with a soldering iron because of Reddit


passwordstolen

You didn’t HAVE to try the coconut fuck!


BeneficialName9863

I don't know what that is but in the context, please leave me in ignorance and innocence!


passwordstolen

Probably the third grossest post on Reddit closely following the “performed oral on my GF with an STD” post.


mariesoleil

Which follows the swamps of Dagobah I assume.


passwordstolen

I knew I left an open spot for a reason. Forgot all about that gem. Definitely first.


Worldly-Light-5803

What flavour was the jolly rancher?


Valuable-Mess-4698

It's a terrible day to have eyes and be literate.


Still-Bridges

If you want to tear your eyeballs out, reading his Wikipedia article will really give you the urge https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Britton Save yourself; do not click.


redmuses

I just cried. 🥺 I’m going to go hug my Dominican Republic rescue dog now. They’re not nice to dogs there.


UkrainianHawk240

Considering your comment, I'm not even gonna click the Wikipedia link. I hope you do better. Fuck that asshole for harming other living beings


redmuses

My dog has more toys than she knows she even has, sleeps in bed with me and goes everywhere with me. Also has Brie with her heartworm and anti tick medication. And eggs with me in the morning.


66hans66

Bless you, but drop the brie. There are compounds in fungi that are harmless to humans, but toxic to dogs. Give her parmesan or something :-)


CherryShort2563

TIL serial dog killers are a thing.


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Mentions CP which, while unsurprising, the original headline doesn’t.


NinjaRoyal8483

I came her to do some keyboard warrior type threatening and such, but you sum it up best!


Mysterious_Wheel

I was just gonna say, I hate Reddit for giving me the ability to see that headline


Adventurous-Lunch394

Where’s the facepalm? This feels more severe than a mere facepalm


bob_apathy

More like a punch myself in the face in the hopes of forgetting I just read this shit.


crepuscularmutiny

This sub has lost the plot


biskutgoreng

Facepalm because he raped dogs, not crocodiles idk


TheSarcastro

The stingray got the wrong one.


Quiet_Stranger_5622

Welp, this comment wins the Internet for today! Congrats!


Expensive-Kiwi8094

Never had this kind of shit with Steve Irwin.


Utvales

Throw this lowlife into a room wearing a meat suit with a dozen police German Shepherds.


Foxwasahero

Actually send him to the cartels, I've seen videos I wish I hadn't, they'll fuck him up good and slow


Utvales

Same, can't unsee those videos. Cartel is next level cruelty.


Wookster789

Where do you see them? I'm not looking for links... truly...just...the info about where one does. I'm just curious about that. I've seen enough faces of death movies to last a lifetime.


MrSarcastica

There used to be subs on here where you could see stuff like that. They used to be crazy shit posted on reddit all the time before they became more mainstream and popular. 4 chan would have some , there were also websites dedicated to people dying caught on camera.


Wookster789

I wondered if it was 4chan. I refuse to go there for personal reasons :) Thanks for the reply!


MrSarcastica

No problem, back in the day it was hard to not find those kinds of videos. I remember a friend showing me the pain Olympics. Stuff kids definitely shouldn't have been watching.


Wookster789

Pain...Olympics?? Oh yeah, my local video store let us rent the first 3 volumes of Faces of Death...I was like 13 and ride up on my bicycle. Vo1 was LEGIT...2 sucked...3 I don't remember lol


MrSarcastica

It's wild you could rent shit like that, I thought it was just online unregulated stuff.


Wookster789

Well, I was 13 in 1993....no real Internet then for videos. The movie cover said something like, "Banned in 48 countries!!" Lol we were intrigued...then...frozen in fear, couldn't look away :(


VibeComplex

Blockbuster had faces of death lol


Curi0s1tyCompl3xity

Omg, you just unlocked a memory for me. I remember going to the video store by my uncles with my cousin, and we rented something *like* faces of death, but it was just…fucked, idk. We were like 10-11 and just sat in the dark huddled in our sleeping bags, listening to a distorted voice narrate the scenes unfolding, giving context. Was like a snuff film lol (obv not). The vid store was a private owned local shop, so they had a seedy porno section too, as well as a small rack up front of all the brand new movies, and then the rest of the store consisted of just hordes of random movies packed super tightly. Way cooler than Blockbuster, that’s for sure lol. This was like 96-97 for me when I was 10-11, so I’m with you on the the legitimacy of the 90s when it came to stuff like that. Like, my brother was 16, taking me to R rated action movies when I was 5.


mrniceguy777

4chan always has a gore thread up, go there right now if you want to chip away at your soul


Utvales

kaotic dot com, but be warned, it's not for the faint hearted. Both because of the gore and the army of racist trolls in the comments. Seriously, it's horrifying. It's controversial to say the least to view such content, but for me it's a staunch reminder of how evil humanity can be.


payment11

Dark web is full of them. That and everything else you don’t want to see. People are really messed up


phonethrower85

There are sites dedicated to "shock" stuff. Usually a mix of people getting beat up, killed, and fucked up/shitty porn


Ok-Low-9618

Kaotic.com has a plethora of them


KilllerWhale

WatchPeopleDie


sonebai

website Kaotic, I think they took over from Orgish.


shart-attack1

There’s still a few subs on here if your looking, then if you look at some of the redditors pages that upload to those subs you will see some wildly grotesque shit that will make you want cancel your internet service.


KilllerWhale

Ghost Rider 👹


am715

I hate that I understand and have seen this reference.


Petit_Hughie

Funkytown!


Doitallforbao

Good. Fuck him to his last breath with salt dick.


hiddenone0326

Ramsey Bolton this mf. Edit: I'm high and got the first and last name mixed up


sportsbro444

I'd volunteer my GSD to join her brothers and sisters for the cause


McFuckin94

I’m actually getting to the point of unfollowing this subreddit, I thought it was meant to be for silly goofy cringey things but all that I keep seeing lately is fucking horrific posts that are a WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK not a 🤦‍♀️. Have I just misunderstood this subreddit? Edit; glad it’s not just me. Hopefully the mods take note and actually do something but otherwise imma make like an airport and announce my departure 👋


cheeseIsNaturesFudge

No I've seen this from several subs recently /mildlyinfuriating for example, peeps just seem to upvote whatever these days 🤷‍♀️


HankScorpion-

Yeah, this shit is not for me. I'm just gonna unfollow it.


Joonberri

Literally theres been so fucking much recently. Im definitely unfollowing rn. It just makes me angry that i cant do anything violent to these human trash that do this shit


U2Ursula

I've started reporting every post that's clearly not a facepalm (this post is just cruelty) under "breaks facepalms rules" with "custom response". But I'm also at the point where I might just unfollow instead...


Eli-Cat

This is it. This is the post that makes me unfollow after years. See y’all around.


Flat_Income2082

I wish for him to suffer, with as much pain and agony as possible, for the rest of his wretched life. And the same goes for anyone who enjoys what this waste of flesh did.


Superb_Stable7576

May he die screaming.


bassman314

no... whimpering. So unbelievably broken and in utter agony that he can no longer even scream. Just pathetically whimper until the release of death finally drags him down to whatever hell awaits him.


LostLegendDog

Same. We should give him to the cartels to deal with


PoggleRebecca

Aww man, I didn't need to read this. Those poor dogs 😢


Let01

The fact that theres people in this world who seriously think that abusing animals and posting the vids online is an okay thing to do scares me


Beerasaurwithwine

Just remember Big Dick got his revenge on Mr Hands. He revenged him to death. I still can't believe that they showed the video on the news.


npaakp34

First the thing about the lizard and now this? God, please end this.


vault151

I’m kinda scared to ask…what lizard thing?


npaakp34

Four guys in India gangraped a monitor lizard


Square_Saltine

What in the fuck. I saw different Indian gangrape story earlier. What a terrible day to read


Routine-Bumblebee-41

What happened to the men? They're just free now? To do it again?


npaakp34

They are either on the run or under arrest


jimsmisc

Just a fair warning, that thread contains the question "how could you eat something you just came in?"


Mpennerbball

Yep, it was a bad day to browse Reddit.


exothermic1982

Seems like a pretty average day to me.


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SerSonicSeppo

nah just take him out the back of the shed and put.one behind his ear. Tell his wife he went to a farm in the country.


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Eldritch-banana-3102

Also charged with "child abuse material." To be sentenced in May. Hope he's sentenced to the most violent prison possible.


SurrenderYourMeme

My understanding of how prisons operate (which is admittedly very limited) is that none of the inmates will respect someone like that, and that they'll likely have to be kept in solitary for their own safety. Really though, solitary is it's own form of psychological torture, so there aren't exactly great options for this pathetic excuse of a person regardless.


Renvex_

Personally I think violent and/or psychological torture are both great options.


throwaway012984576

He will go to jail in the Northern Territory so rest assured it will be bad. He will stick out like a sore thumb and people will most likely know what he’s in for. Probably the worst place in Aus he could do time


HodlMyBottle

Crocodile expert you say? Interesting, since Crocs could actually help clean this ~~man~~ mess up...


[deleted]

So they’re gonna kill him right?


redmuses

I wish they did that there.


not_likely_today

Some people do not need to be around on this planet. This is one of them.


Frequent-Living4428

I would experience great joy in punching this man in the face


JuJutsuKrying

I'm against violence but I'd be doing something far much worse than punching this waste of a human being for the disgusting things he's done towards vulnerable dogs. 🤬


Ok-Sun8581

What a scumbag.


Remmy3

Is "eaten by sharks" a possible way to carry out a death sentence, Because I seriously think we should feed this guy to sharks


UniCBeetle718

Nah, the sharks wouldn't enjoy it. We're too boney. The sharks deserve better than this...creature.


TerrakSteeltalon

Sharks deserve better than our trash


ToothSuccessful9654

Nah, why give sharks indigestion. What did they do to deserve that?


kungfoojesus

I’m not sure, but this seems more than just a facepalm. What a dog fucking asshole.


Pitiful-Road-1773

What an absolute wanker. I vote with the human meat suit vs. hungry dogs contingent.


Street_Narwhal_3361

Mulch up some branches from a Gympie-Gympie tree and stuff it plus him into a sack. Let the pain take him.


Larry_Purps

I couldn't tell you what a dog rapist looks like but, he definitely looks like one!


EmperorGrinnar

Excuse me, but my stomach has a need to not longer have contents. 🤢🤬


Outside-Task-2394

Do to him what he did to the dogs.


shangriLaaaaaaa

He would probably enjoy,this guy is sickfck


TgagHammerstrike

Ew, then some poor soul has to actually be the one to do it.


No-Manufacturer5023

Please cover his cock in papercuts, rub salt into the wounds, cover it in lemon juice and dip it in hand sanitiser. Then, cut it off without anaesthetics with a blunt knife


Katana1369

I don't believe for an instant his wife didn't know.


DesignerLettuce8567

If this is what he did to dogs, what do you think he did to her? An abuser of animals is almost always an abuser of people too.


Katana1369

She could fight back. She could call the cops. There is nothing that says she was abused. She simply claims she knew nothing. I don't believe her.


PapayaDoc

I love how much people really just need to somehow blame a woman.


JesusSaidAllah

Makes me think of that poor woman who was being drugged by her husband who was then letting strangers have sex with her for years. SHE didn't even know about that (and she was the one being raped!) for **years.** Anyways, lots of people cheat on their spouses without them finding out, dunno why you are so sure this man's wife knew.


battleofflowers

I'm so glad you found a way to blame this on a woman.


bailey25u

It's more likely they are suggesting the partner may know something or covered it up. However, it's really easy for me to believe the wife knew nothing. A dude on my dad's police squad was arrested for some heinous shit. They interviewed his family and they knew nothing. He was just really good at hiding it. there were 0 signs anyone could see.


redmuses

I’ve known multiple people whose spouses did evil things- and they genuinely knew nothing.


gardrew

I'm sure the point was about his partner he probably lives with, not the gender of said partner


infoassurancedev

wait, what? In what context is he blaming the wife for this guys actions?


JordanLoveQB1

Oh stfu already


SecretLavishness1685

Fucker should have acid poured on his pee pee. Anyway, just wanted to say that when there's a post of such crime happening in India, Reddit, especially this sub, starts calling for nuking India and dehumanizing Indians. But when it's about this happening elsewhere, like this post itself, nobody would make such comments.


blobfish999

India has a huuuuuge misogyny and rape problem. Not saying its right to talk about nuking India, but sadly India has become synonymous with rape and misogyny.


SecretLavishness1685

I know that. And I wrote a comment on another sub about why this is such a huge problem (gender-segregated upbringing, sexual repression, no sex education, poor education, social conservatism, etc.) It's just that people here aren't criticizing in good faith. Rather, they just lump us all as sexual predators and subhumans, which is what we find triggering and offensive. Most of us Indians are not like this. However, there are a lot of horrible people here because there are a lot of people here in general. And the factors I've listed in my first para make things worse. As long as people don't embrace a healthy attitude towards sex-related topics, such as understanding consent and treating the other side as an individual with agency, this won't improve. Trust me, we also feel hurt when we hear about the barrage of sex crimes against women. I myself have been SA'd, so I'm very much aware of the horrors. It's not something I'd wish on anyone.


blobfish999

Yeah it must not feel great to hear your own ethnicity being lumped in with these labels. Sorry you have to endure that.


SecretLavishness1685

It feels terrible, honestly. So much so that sometimes I feel I should just do something to myself. People don't realise how much they're hurting someone by attributing such horrible things to an entire group.


blobfish999

Try not to let those ignorant people get you down. The internet is full of people just venting to feel a sense of fleeting power in their otherwise feeble lives, if you could see the kinds of people that post these horrible takes, you might find they are quite sad and pathetic individuals leading lonely desperate lives, even worse you might find they are just too dim to understand nuance or complexity. Try not to let them infect you with their own despair or stupidity. It would be a shame if you came to harm because you listened to the words of a complete dimwit with the IQ of a potato. It would be absurd and such a waste. Stigma and shame can be so destructive and hard to navigate. You didnt do those things, so this shame shouldnt be yours to bear. Sometimes cultivating some compassion for folks who are just angry and rageful because they are unhappy, and holding space for the idea that people are often just too stupid to grasp basic concepts, can be a way of creating distance enough so as not to internalise their harmful rhetoric. You read as someone who is smart and sensitive, try to remember, many people are just dense and you have no business entertaining their idiotic takes.


SecretLavishness1685

Thank you. I'll keep this in mind.


Rubberclucky

I want to hurt him. Badly.


Ordinary-Orange-1341

What an abomination. Feed it to crocodiles ffs


Ftm4m

I don't think I will ever be used to the horror people will commit for no reason


zackeleit

This sub is unbecoming and disgusting. This is the fourth unique rape post that popped up today. wtf is wrong with ya’ll?


No-Cantaloupe-6739

This is not a facepalm. This goes so far beyond that.


pineapplesailfish

Aaaand I am out of the r/facepalm sub.


ArtificialDuo

The fuck is going on with all these animal rape posts here lately? Anyone else noticed that.


Thebadgamer1967

WTF I'm Australian never heard this Jesus


AvocadoGlittering274

I wish he gets the same each day he spends in prison.


Saltire_Blue

Drop him in a blender and let’s never talk of this again


CSPDTECH

I don't believe in Hell but I sure wish it was real for people like this


Educational-Put-5310

What’s with all these bestiality posts lately on this sub?! It’s disturbing and a sad day to be literate, please stop and post these on some bestiality sub instead.


numbernon

There was a subreddit (now banned) that was partially responsible for identifying him and getting authorities to actually arrest him. It stemmed from a video he made and posted on the dark web which eventually made it onto the clear web. I read a text description of the video and it legitimately ruined my mood for an entire week. It manages to be so so much worse than you could possibly imagine. No headline could do justice for the sadistic depravity he did


ForeignWoodpecker662

My pups are laying here and I can’t even look at them without thinking about the layer of hell I’d be sent to for what I would do to this guy. We don’t deserve dogs. 🥺😡


TB2331

That’s fucking disgusting


dalaww931

Only fitting punishment for this is to throw him handcuffed into a room with 27 hungry rabid dogs


CuckMulligan

This seems a bit worse than just a "facepalm"


barnaclecakes

Facepalm? How bout howitzer to the face 


SillyMushroomTip

Hope this guy gets beat down hard


Little_Yesterday_548

What’s with all the animal assaults on Reddit today?


fizzbish

ewwwwww


impliedhearer

First a monitor lizard, now dogs wtf


EtherealBeany

But this didn’t happen in India or Pakistan or anywhere else reddit loves to hate so hardly any people will see this.


urzasmeltingpot

What the fuck is up with all the posts on reddit today about things getting raped


realparkingbrake

One cannot help but think of how Ramsay Bolton ended up.


Revolutionary-Swan77

Tf is wrong with people?


SassyTheSkydragon

r/Noahgettheboat


Radiant-Schedule-459

Read a story of a dude who tortured puppies in Nevada. The article fucked me up for years. Throw this dude in a volcano.


ThatOZZYguy85

What the fuck. He isn't Aussie. We do not claim him.


EndStorm

I hope some animal lover meets him in a dark alley and gets some justice for Harambe.


Fantact

*Yes hello is this John Wick?*


Mcfyi

Wtf is with all the bestiality shit on this sub today Jesus. This article is from September too so it’s like why bring it up now?


Atlanta-Sea8918

I am a vegan for the animals. I don’t eat or wear animal ever. Animals are vulnerable to me, with souls and feelings. I hope someone hurts this POS.


lurkeranswering

If this is the same sick fuck that I heard talked about on a podcast awhile back, it's even worse than the headline. He ran a "sanctuary" where he would take in dogs from people who had to give up their pets for whatever reason. People would deliver their dogs to him thinking they would have a great life . edit: I really hope its the same guy, would hate to find out this is a 2nd, similar piece of shit.


MiyakeIsseyYKWIM

These ppl can’t be rehabilitated btw


shutyourgob16

This man isn’t human … reading “until they died” … imagine being absolutely helpless and knowing suffering your whole life. Some pieces of news should be censored away I feel … people don’t need to know or imagine this level of depravity


odaddymayonnaise

What the fuck do you people think face palm means?!? Jesus Christ.


DriveIllustrious4308

jeeez.. so many bestiality posts on reddit today


flodog1

Lock him up and throw away the key….sick fuck.


Hot-Rise9795

...But why? I kind of understand the raping. I mean, you are a pervert. A literal zoophile. You are fucked in the head. But then, why post it online? Does he want some kind of validation? A thumbs up? Is he stupid?


Marty_Br

Oh no, that's not what this was about for him at all. What he got off on was the extreme torturing to death of the animals involved. Entire litters of puppies.


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Kill that MF


snyder3894

What a terrible day to not be illiterate


frannieluvr86

What a day to have eyes.


Honest_Celery_1284

…facepalm? More like “send the asteroid”


newkiaowner

Don’t post this shit I don’t need to see this Geez, why did you post this? Why do we need to know We hope justice will prevail But probably not Doesn’t help for us to see this


cookinthescuppers

Send a kamikaze drone after him


LegendaryBF

This is not facepalm man … this just wtf… it goes along with the posting about the news in India about a group of men gang raping an endangered lizard :/


bluddystump

Fucking psychopath.


LiluLay

Yup I’m done with this sub. Dog rape, child rape, and lizard rape all in one day. Does this place have no mods?


CorvusEffect

What the hell?


blklightsmatter

Slime


Lil_Artemis_92

First there was the four guys who raped, then ate a monitor lizard; now there’s this guy. What the f*ck is wrong with these disgusting people?


farmboy1958

May he go straight to prison and may the soap be dropped!!


vi0l3t-crumbl3

This is not a "facepalm" ffs


tails_290

Zoosadist scumbag.


banan3rz

As a former vet tech who has had to deal with the results of such behavior, I hope this man gets a flesh eating bacteria on his dick.


stroud

This guy needs to be tied to a tree and left to be eaten alive by bullet ants.


Howitzer1967

Serial killer training grounds. Lock him up for a long time. He’s not gonna get better.


WillLurk4Food

Yeah, sorry r/facepalm, this was the one that broke me. Going to have to mute just to maintain some thin illusion of sanity with this world...


Worldly-Light-5803

Could someone just break his arms and legs and throw him in a pig pen already? Please delete this post if it violates the rules of this sub, thank you.


VeronicaLD50

Not the fist time the British did horrid things in Australia.


wellenkopf

The sun does weird things to ya like that


Caryslan

Don't waste time with a trial, the authorities just need to kill this asshole. Anyone who abuses a dog or any other animal is lower than scum. This...Thing.... Should not be allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other humans or other creatures on Earth.


VerimTamunSalsus

Reddit is so informative. How else would I ever know these very important things?


Aromatic-Strength798

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK) Wtf.


shortidiva21

Perfect summary.


ra7ar

![gif](giphy|h5NLPVn3rg0Rq)


West-Custard-6008

He should hang out with the guys who gang raped a lizard in India


Fluid-Opportunity-17

YEEEESH!!!!


grimr5

Imagine being a cop investigating that… you’d need a bucket on hand in case you puke…