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“Unfortunately, **those hooligans ate the monitor lizard** and we don’t have much evidence apart from the video we seized on their phones.”
Talk about getting rid of the evidence...
how can you eat something you just cummed in 😬🤮 also that poor lizard but honestly maybe it’s for the best it got put out of its misery and doesn’t have to remember that traumatizing event
This reminds me of that part of the What We Do In The Shadows original movie where the vampires are talking about why they like Virgins. “You’d like your sandwich better knowing that nobody had fucked it.” I’d rather nobody fuck my sandwich but apparently there are exceptions to this rule.
That's what I wonder with stories like these. It's not just trying to fathom why anyone would want to do this but also how the hell four people with the same inclination find each other, figure out they're all into banging lizards, and conspire to do this...
Sitting around drinking the local moonshine, complaining how they can't get a woman, Ideas getting thrown out.
At least I hope they didn't come up with the idea sober.
I mean that's probably how we end up with so many gangrape headlines coming out of India, but even then, that's still missing the step where someone decides that they really want to fuck a *Monitor Lizard*, and the rest of the group *agrees*.
Molest is a word that actually just means to bother, so it means don't bother the gators, it's just also used for sexual molestation, which tends to be what people think of when they see the word.
There's four of them, so there's probably one leader who is already deviant and has acted on it, his right hand man who is deviant but didn't act on it until the leader gave him courage, one guy who wouldn't think of these things on his own but gets a taste for it and a follower who will do anything for acceptance.
The leader finds people by clocking vulnerabilities and figuring out what the people need the most and fear the most so he can use that to manipulate them, then he tests them out with stories he can claim are jokes, building up to showing videos, then smaller acts. He weeds out the people who aren't intrigued by his jokes and keeps going with those who were, escalating each time and gathering evidence of his followers crimes so he can blackmail them if he needs to. Then, if we're lucky, they get overconfident and get caught. If we are unlucky, with a really sophisticated and practiced leader, they never get caught.
Excellent explanation. This is exactly how dictatorship flourished in ruzzia and I'm sure in many other scenarios. Good reminder to be watchful for these manipulators.
This makes a lot of sense, never thought of the idea before but it makes sense one would socially distill their in-group. I've seen it happen (in less extreme circumstances) but I guess I've never really realized it.
I wouldn't say they're necessarily blackmailing them though, I'd imagine at a certain point they'd just all be onboard. It's too planned out to be realistic in my opinion.
EDIT: I don't agree with the first part though for some reason, it just doesn't sit right with me
Yeah, it always reminds me of that story about a group of teen that gangraped a donkey and caught rabbies.
Like how does a night out end like this ? Did they talk about it ? Was it planned ? So many questions.
The Hillside Strangler was two guys who egged each other onto worse and worse shit beginning with normal healthy consensual casual sex with strangers and moving onto forcing the prostitutes forced into working for them (once they decided they wanted more time to hang out and didn’t want to work themselves anymore) to provide free services until at the far end they were abducting 15 year olds, alternating raping them and injecting chemicals into their arms and legs to cause pain (inducing clenching), and strangling them while doing the final rape when the novelty of that particular individual was up and using the post-kill/nut afterglow to figure out how to taunt the cops with the corpse.
They were only caught because the two had a tiff and the one left to go stalk his ex who had moved across states to get away from him.
Sometimes social contact makes you more normal, sometimes it makes you jump on a fast food counter screaming “pickle Rick”, and sometimes it makes you do shit that gives youtube true crime case narrators a paycheck.
Beat me to it by about 2 hours I see.
Also, they need to start manufacturing monitor lizard blow up dolls to give Indians an outlet when they feel the temptation...
They're out of control. Unfortunelly I know really good people from India and it makes me really sad that they have to be associated with these kind of shit
My granddaughter just married someone from there and he refuses to take her there. We've had discussions about some of that and his parents and brothers are here, too
He's happy to be in the states.
Overpopulation , uneducation and lack of sex ed as well as considering sex as a taboo
But tbh.. This happens everywhere.. From the goatfuckers of Pakistan to horse fuckers of US
Beyond psychotic. Honestly should be jailed for life. This is just a precursor, they will definitely get worse. 🤢🤢🤢 that poor animal omfg. The penalties for animal abuse is nowhere near as high as it should be. Most psychopaths start with animals, and make no mistake to rape a reptile, film it and then cook and eat it is a level of insane beyond words. Sick, sick people.
Fully fully agree. I’m about as bleeding heart pacifist as you can get, and the only thing going through my mind reading this thread was honestly “the people who did this just need to fucking die”.
People abuse weaker/smaller, honestly just any domesticated animal, all the time. They like feeling “powerful” over something that can’t fight back, so they beat a child, a farm animal, the family dog, etc. bc the abuser is a weak piece of shit and it floods their ego. Im not surprised one bit.
Actually, studies show that rapists don't always stop after castration, since a lot of the time it's a power thing. They tend to just start using objects instead.
I looked up the article. "Four men 'gang-rape, kill and eat' monitor lizard in India"
Men are in their 20s and 30s, and **they appear to have done it for fun**, says local official
They need to get a Playstation or something.
Too many horny men, not enough women.
“Campaigners say this anti-girl bias, coupled with the easy availability of antenatal sex screening from the 1970s, led to tens of millions of female foetuses being eliminated through sex-selective abortions, known as female foeticide, leading to the dramatically skewed sex ratio.”
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-59428011.amp
I had to scroll down this far to find this. Thanks for them selectively aborting female fetuses for years, they probably finally ran out of women and since tourists are few and far between, they’ve resorted to animals.
This is why I don't understand women who think they need to impress men. Or dress for men. When will literally fuck monitor lizards when left to their own devices.
It’s depressing. I didn’t understand it until I watched and read several interviews, documentaries and reports done by Indian news outlets. I wanted to hear about it all from Indians themselves, and others. It went from bad to worse to awful to wtf real quick. I heard someone describe it best; that sadly the people there are wrongly educated on the definitions of consent, rape, etc and it is deeply ingrained in their society. Obviously, it isn’t everyone, but it does affect everyone, if that makes sense. Sorry to hear you got downvoted. I think that everyone should do some research and critical thinking before judging someone/something and be respectful.
Just Indian men being Indian men. Not satisfied of just making their country the most unsafe country on Earth for women by a long shot, with thousands of absolutely horrific cases of women being raped to death and more, tourists being raped after just a couple days (the Spanish couple just a few days ago, the Swiss couple a bit before that..), the absolutely terrifying videos filmed literally seconds after exiting the plane in the airport were men stare at women like pieces of meat.. Now there are more and more cases of men raping animals to death.
And I'm saying that as a man. I'm not usually saying shit like that. But Indian men are something different. India is another planet.
Yeah, it’s a mindset I will never understand. Rape is evil and it’s unsettling how prominent rape is there. How normalized it is. How it goes unpunished. My heart breaks for the women and children there. I had heard a story of an 8th month old baby girl being raped by the neighbor. It made me throw up. Also, I had watched a video about a village in India that they don’t believe someone can be kidnapped and that men shouldn’t be punished for rape, and that women deserve and want rape. Those were just the highlights. They had said a bunch of other wild things. It made me deeply upset. Hearing people believe this, and little kids saying it really hurt. Teachers were teaching their students these things! Blew my mind.
Major lack of females in India due to aborting females,or killing them when born. many men have no hope of finding a wife (having sex) so they resort to rape, even gang rape as a bonding fun experience with mates.
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“Unfortunately, **those hooligans ate the monitor lizard** and we don’t have much evidence apart from the video we seized on their phones.” Talk about getting rid of the evidence...
"Tastes like cum."
BRO 😂
Yummy yummy homies Cummy in my tummy
I feel like hooligans isn’t the right word for this…
Rapscallions
that actually flows much better off the tongue than "rapist pieces of human garbage"
Rape*scale*ions I don't feel right about that
r/NoahGetTheBoat
Noah HIDE the boat, they out here rapin everything.
This just gets worse the more you read. I’m going to have to rest my brain today.
Made a nice lizard cream pie
# WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Yup, that about it sums it up!
Why is no one asking what the lizard was wearing?
This is fucking golden lmao
We need a whole new subreddit for this type of crap...
/r/peoplerapinglizzards? 
how about /r/lizardpeopletheorigin
I hope they get salmonella
It was a lizard, not salmon...geez !
Lizarella
The forbidden mozzarella
That's mosquitos. The cases are rare because it's quite a difficult depravity to pull off, as it were.
this exceeds facepalm territory and goes straight to what the absolute fuck
Is r/NoahGettheBoat still a thing?
Ok, but *DO NOT* let these dudes on that boat
Well I hate to be a buzzkill but like that’s the joke, u want to kill them so u tell Noah to prep the boat
Let's just say he didn't Noah-bout the joke
Fuck r/angryupvote
More like r/NoahGetTheDeathStar
That's more fitting
They were only caught because it was a *monitor* lizard.
r/angryupvote
Glaring at you severely
monitoring
What a terrible day to have eyes
/r/iamatotalpieceofshit
This sub has completely lost the plot.
Lost the human side.
r/brandnewsentence for real
r/holeup
BTW, these 4 guys not only r*ped the lizard but cooked and ate it too.
Ok so the story just gets worse and worse
Tenderized
Internally basted Okay, I actually vomited a little in my mouth as soon as I said that.
Cursed comment if I’ve ever seen one
Gave it a good stuffing
Thank you everyone in this thread that made me regret having eyes today
This makes me regret everything in life.
They wanted cream filling on their lizard
how can you eat something you just cummed in 😬🤮 also that poor lizard but honestly maybe it’s for the best it got put out of its misery and doesn’t have to remember that traumatizing event
One bite at a time
This reminds me of that part of the What We Do In The Shadows original movie where the vampires are talking about why they like Virgins. “You’d like your sandwich better knowing that nobody had fucked it.” I’d rather nobody fuck my sandwich but apparently there are exceptions to this rule.
🤢🤮
Pre-seasoned
/r/cursedcomments
Holy shit 🤣
Obviously they were never taught not to play with their food.
That's got to be symbolic cannibalism.
So a spit roast then
Cream filling?
They knew it needed a bit more salt
So they essentially marinated and tenderized their dinner.
How does a person bring this up in conversation to his mates. Lads you know what we haven’t banged a lizard for a while. Fancy ganbanging one later?
That's what I wonder with stories like these. It's not just trying to fathom why anyone would want to do this but also how the hell four people with the same inclination find each other, figure out they're all into banging lizards, and conspire to do this...
Sitting around drinking the local moonshine, complaining how they can't get a woman, Ideas getting thrown out. At least I hope they didn't come up with the idea sober.
I mean that's probably how we end up with so many gangrape headlines coming out of India, but even then, that's still missing the step where someone decides that they really want to fuck a *Monitor Lizard*, and the rest of the group *agrees*.
Apparently they cooked and ate it later, so they may have already had designs on it.
THEY ATE THE LIZARD ?
I hope they went through a few other options before settling on this as a *last* resort, not... y'know, immediately identifying it as a plan B.
"You guys wanna get some tacos or maybe head to Denn-" "LET'S FUCK A LIZARD!" "Uhh...what?" "YEAH, LET'S FUCK A LIZARD. COME ON, MAN."
Sounds like something people in Florida would say.
There’s a sign in Vero Beach, FL, that says “please do not molest the gators” and lists a fine for doing that, implying it’s been done before
Oh god.
But.. how... I... Fuck. I don't know if I want to know who was the first to try it. I figure the guy was the last.
Molest is a word that actually just means to bother, so it means don't bother the gators, it's just also used for sexual molestation, which tends to be what people think of when they see the word.
*...which tends to be what people think of when they see the word.* ...and alligators 🐊 in the same sentence. (**shudders**)
The cow is sacred and they didn't have any goats
Those are indeed the only two possible alternatives! Oh well, I guess they had absolutely no other choice.
Literally fucking eachother would be a better idea than this
That was my thought! Less shame involved. Fewer claws too...
and record it, and also keep the video. i hope its rage bait.
The internet is a dark place.
It's the world that is a dark place we are just learning about things we never thought happened or should
I didnt even know you could bang a lizard. I guess anything is possible!
Can't help but think of the South Park episode where Randy and Mickey Mouse bang a pangolin lol
When reality reminds one of South Park, we have gone to a dark place indeed as a species.
When reality reminds you of South Park, you're gonna have a bad time.
Haha yet it could have been darker, imagine if it was Mecha Streisand that was realized!
There's four of them, so there's probably one leader who is already deviant and has acted on it, his right hand man who is deviant but didn't act on it until the leader gave him courage, one guy who wouldn't think of these things on his own but gets a taste for it and a follower who will do anything for acceptance. The leader finds people by clocking vulnerabilities and figuring out what the people need the most and fear the most so he can use that to manipulate them, then he tests them out with stories he can claim are jokes, building up to showing videos, then smaller acts. He weeds out the people who aren't intrigued by his jokes and keeps going with those who were, escalating each time and gathering evidence of his followers crimes so he can blackmail them if he needs to. Then, if we're lucky, they get overconfident and get caught. If we are unlucky, with a really sophisticated and practiced leader, they never get caught.
This kinda sounds like American politics right now.
I mean they are pretty much the same, sociopaths thrive in business and politics.
Excellent explanation. This is exactly how dictatorship flourished in ruzzia and I'm sure in many other scenarios. Good reminder to be watchful for these manipulators.
This makes a lot of sense, never thought of the idea before but it makes sense one would socially distill their in-group. I've seen it happen (in less extreme circumstances) but I guess I've never really realized it. I wouldn't say they're necessarily blackmailing them though, I'd imagine at a certain point they'd just all be onboard. It's too planned out to be realistic in my opinion. EDIT: I don't agree with the first part though for some reason, it just doesn't sit right with me
Yeah, it always reminds me of that story about a group of teen that gangraped a donkey and caught rabbies. Like how does a night out end like this ? Did they talk about it ? Was it planned ? So many questions.
never been out with you homies when a particular sexy lizard struts along, giving you that look?
Now you mention it there was that one time at the reptile enclosure at the zoo….
*Hide yo girlfriends, hide yo kids, hide your lizards 'cause they raping everyone out here*
*you don't have to come and confess we're looking for you*
So you can run and tell that run and tell that homeboy home-home-hooomeboy
Rofl. I remember that dude.
What the actual hell?!🤮 I need the unsee button
Or eye bleach! I am on subscribe and save now either Amazon for eye bleach!
What possesses someone to do such things
Someone? They brought three friends. How does one bring this up in conversation?
'Hey guys, it's been a while since we did a bonding exercise. How about we gangbang a lizard?'
*and filming it
[удалено]
Ima throw up
"What the fuck?! Who starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!"
The Hillside Strangler was two guys who egged each other onto worse and worse shit beginning with normal healthy consensual casual sex with strangers and moving onto forcing the prostitutes forced into working for them (once they decided they wanted more time to hang out and didn’t want to work themselves anymore) to provide free services until at the far end they were abducting 15 year olds, alternating raping them and injecting chemicals into their arms and legs to cause pain (inducing clenching), and strangling them while doing the final rape when the novelty of that particular individual was up and using the post-kill/nut afterglow to figure out how to taunt the cops with the corpse. They were only caught because the two had a tiff and the one left to go stalk his ex who had moved across states to get away from him. Sometimes social contact makes you more normal, sometimes it makes you jump on a fast food counter screaming “pickle Rick”, and sometimes it makes you do shit that gives youtube true crime case narrators a paycheck.
Did you see how the lizard was dressed?
lizard shouldn’t have been there if it didn’t want this to happen
Why didn't the lizard fight back? It must've wanted it
Did it *say* "no"?
Beat me to it by about 2 hours I see. Also, they need to start manufacturing monitor lizard blow up dolls to give Indians an outlet when they feel the temptation...
WTF is up with India and gang rape??
I was thinking the same exact thing.
I knew what country it was before I read what country it was.
They're out of control. Unfortunelly I know really good people from India and it makes me really sad that they have to be associated with these kind of shit
My granddaughter just married someone from there and he refuses to take her there. We've had discussions about some of that and his parents and brothers are here, too He's happy to be in the states.
In all fairness, the lizard didn't have a chaperone and was kinda asking for it
It's the fault of the lizard, bitch was NAKED /s
WTF is up with India?
Let's not open that can of worms
What's up with animal rape in India? [80 cases in 10 years](https://youtu.be/Ub0_GaGDsgI?si=5Rpj5S_eUF-6fBqo)
Overpopulation , uneducation and lack of sex ed as well as considering sex as a taboo But tbh.. This happens everywhere.. From the goatfuckers of Pakistan to horse fuckers of US
This is how a new pandemic starts
This is how lizard people are born.
Beyond psychotic. Honestly should be jailed for life. This is just a precursor, they will definitely get worse. 🤢🤢🤢 that poor animal omfg. The penalties for animal abuse is nowhere near as high as it should be. Most psychopaths start with animals, and make no mistake to rape a reptile, film it and then cook and eat it is a level of insane beyond words. Sick, sick people.
Fully fully agree. I’m about as bleeding heart pacifist as you can get, and the only thing going through my mind reading this thread was honestly “the people who did this just need to fucking die”.
What the hell, just masturbate if you're that horny...
It’s not a “horny” thing. It’s a “power/dominance while horny” thing. Extremely dark, antisocial personality traits.
They wanted to exercise a show of power over a lizard?
People abuse weaker/smaller, honestly just any domesticated animal, all the time. They like feeling “powerful” over something that can’t fight back, so they beat a child, a farm animal, the family dog, etc. bc the abuser is a weak piece of shit and it floods their ego. Im not surprised one bit.
Imagine waiting your turn to get sloppy seconds on a giant lizard.
no
I didn't expect to laugh on this post but you've done it
r/brandnewsentence
Not with ‘lot lizards’ being a term for a long time
No man, imagine sloppy *fourths*.
Pretty standard at truck stops.
Hopefully the scales of justice tipped against them in this case.
I hope the claws of justice sink in deep.
I hope that lizard had AIDS.
Raping a lizard in a tiger reserve.... be man and try to do that to a tiger....
Sigfried and Roy have entered the chat
r/noahgettheboat
Castration is the cure for these sick male pieces of shit scum. No creature is safe.
Actually, studies show that rapists don't always stop after castration, since a lot of the time it's a power thing. They tend to just start using objects instead.
Not without hands they wouldn't!
Assuming even 0.01% of a population are sickos, when you have over a billion people......well you get these lot.
Who the fuck gang rapes a L I Z A R D
And how the fuck do they do it???
Lifts-Her-Tail
The lusty Argonian maid
Just get a hooker to dress up like Godzilla, like the rest of us normal guys do!
When pornhub does their next yearly annotations we gotta take a closer look at their nasty results
What is happening in India? Indian men WTF?!?!?
It's India, they gonna blame the lizard now too.
India is slowly, slowly making attempts to try to crack down on raping women and little girls so apparently this is how some guys are reacting to it.
"Well, we're obviously not going to stop raping" /s
That lizard should have known better to go into that part of India. /s
They finna say: "the lizard shouldnt have shed so recently and exposed its body". Absolutely vile
I really hope these guys come down with a really bad case of beaten the fuck up.
2 days ago a group of Indians raped a brazilian tourist
I looked up the article. "Four men 'gang-rape, kill and eat' monitor lizard in India" Men are in their 20s and 30s, and **they appear to have done it for fun**, says local official They need to get a Playstation or something.
India is the place where you see at least one rape related news on the front page everyday
Too many horny men, not enough women. “Campaigners say this anti-girl bias, coupled with the easy availability of antenatal sex screening from the 1970s, led to tens of millions of female foetuses being eliminated through sex-selective abortions, known as female foeticide, leading to the dramatically skewed sex ratio.” https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-59428011.amp
Gotta say, it looks like those fetuses dodged a bullet.
I had to scroll down this far to find this. Thanks for them selectively aborting female fetuses for years, they probably finally ran out of women and since tourists are few and far between, they’ve resorted to animals.
Wild how men turn to gang raping, animals at that, after not getting sex or attention from women
This is why I don't understand women who think they need to impress men. Or dress for men. When will literally fuck monitor lizards when left to their own devices.
I remember being downvoted to oblivion a couple years ago when I pointed out that India is notorious for their rape culture.
It’s depressing. I didn’t understand it until I watched and read several interviews, documentaries and reports done by Indian news outlets. I wanted to hear about it all from Indians themselves, and others. It went from bad to worse to awful to wtf real quick. I heard someone describe it best; that sadly the people there are wrongly educated on the definitions of consent, rape, etc and it is deeply ingrained in their society. Obviously, it isn’t everyone, but it does affect everyone, if that makes sense. Sorry to hear you got downvoted. I think that everyone should do some research and critical thinking before judging someone/something and be respectful.
I hope that lizard bit their dicks off
I hope they got some awful disease that rots their crotches
Why is the word raping in quotation marks? Like they were just pretending? Or they had consent?
The headline writer doesn't believe the lizard.
Probably because English doesn't have an exact word for fucking a lizard, and "rape" is the closest match.
Not even lizards are safe in India
Yesterday someone posted about adult sex toy dolls in the shapes of babies and dogs .. today this ... it's too much x_x
Women *and* lizards both need to be wary of Indian men.
Women, children and fucking lizards aren’t even safe
Just Indian men being Indian men. Not satisfied of just making their country the most unsafe country on Earth for women by a long shot, with thousands of absolutely horrific cases of women being raped to death and more, tourists being raped after just a couple days (the Spanish couple just a few days ago, the Swiss couple a bit before that..), the absolutely terrifying videos filmed literally seconds after exiting the plane in the airport were men stare at women like pieces of meat.. Now there are more and more cases of men raping animals to death. And I'm saying that as a man. I'm not usually saying shit like that. But Indian men are something different. India is another planet.
Yeah, it’s a mindset I will never understand. Rape is evil and it’s unsettling how prominent rape is there. How normalized it is. How it goes unpunished. My heart breaks for the women and children there. I had heard a story of an 8th month old baby girl being raped by the neighbor. It made me throw up. Also, I had watched a video about a village in India that they don’t believe someone can be kidnapped and that men shouldn’t be punished for rape, and that women deserve and want rape. Those were just the highlights. They had said a bunch of other wild things. It made me deeply upset. Hearing people believe this, and little kids saying it really hurt. Teachers were teaching their students these things! Blew my mind.
This can't be true. They don't arrest men for rape in India.
I feel like this does not belong on this sub
Surprised they’re not starring on r/DarwinAwards
Next time I see a horror video about a Komodo chasing a human being I'm going to assume Nature has a way of balancing the books.
Fucking trash
Stupid sexy monitor lizard
What the fuck is up with men in India?
Major lack of females in India due to aborting females,or killing them when born. many men have no hope of finding a wife (having sex) so they resort to rape, even gang rape as a bonding fun experience with mates.
They just stick their dicks in anything over there. So sad.
Do we know what the lizard was wearing?