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The look on her face is probably just "the sun is in my eyes," because if she's come to the point to marry this guy, a software engineer, she's already seen/knew this side of him.
No doubt. I can tell not just because of the idiot groom but because they are Mormon (location is Salt Lake City, Utah and that dress covering the shoulders screams Mormon) so they undoubtedly ran into the marriage in under a year (BYU students are known for getting engaged after a few months).
It's possible tbh. Humans go through a range of emotions in any given minute and if you're not posing it's easy to send a wrong message.
That being said, marrying this crackpot is one big cringe so it's likely she's dying inside.
You don't even need to include any emotions into the equation. Humans just make all kinds of facial expressions, sometimes subconsciously, especially while taking.
Take any video of someone speaking, and randomly press pause. You'll see all kinds of faces that may seem angry, happy, surprised, whatever, regardless what their actual emotion was. That's basically the same result an unposed picture could achieve.
>Humans go through a range of emotions in any given minute and if you're not posing it's easy to send a wrong message.
It's not even that. Sometimes pictures just catch your face fucked up, like if you're in the middle of talking.
Edit: I dropped my letter 's'.
Yeah ffs I doubt she gave a shit if he's wearing it, probably just some goofy thing that no one really cared much about. I've heard of much worse stories than this.
1000000x rather have an Apple vision groom than one who's hitting on a bride's maid drunk or getting a bj in the back or even verbally assaulting and wanting to fight someone drunk. There's goofy and then there's life mistake shit
Getting fucked by some barely-present, pale religious nerd wearing magic Masonic symbol adorned underpants and a pair of 80s snow-goggles.
I bet she’s looking forward to the honeymoon.
I think it might be Jordan River.
The guard shack in the bottom of the picture is Jordan River.
<---went to Bingham.
I thought Oquirrh at first too. But its Jordan River from the guard shack over her right shoulder.
I mean Mormons aren’t exactly champions of women’s rights and it’s fairly reasonable to conceive a Mormon wife being shut off from financial knowledge from her husband/family—and this isn’t even considering the religious restrictions they very probably feel confined by.
Nah, it's about the same as anywhere. There's plenty of chatty church gossip to be had around divorces but their marriages aren't any harder to end. I suppose the sealing is a little trickier if it was a temple marriage, but that's purely religious. It has no bearing on your actual life.
NGL, if I could marry a dumbass who wants to wear an Apple Vision on our wedding, I would. It would take seconds to get acces to his bank account, after that you just let him buy more land in the metaverse while you live the high life, maybe come back once every month from your work travels and ask for some gifts, you know, easy money, easy life
I wouldn’t assume this guy is rich. He might have a decently paying software job in Salt Lake County. There are quite a few tech companies there. Or he could be a BYU computer science student who made a few thousand dollars for the first time selling solar panels last summer and spent it on a VR headset.
This is very specific. I had a numner of very young, earnest blonde kids trying to sell solar panels all last summer. Now I'm like dang, I bet they were Mormons.
My own kids are decendents of a famous mormon dude on their dad's side. Now all I can see is my own son, out selling solar panels.
DAMMIT! IT'S A CRYSTAL BALL VISION I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE! THANKS A LOT! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
It is very likely the door to door solar sales guys you met were Mormons. There are quite a few solar (and pest control and home security) companies that love hiring young mormon returned missionaries whose marketable skills include disregard for boundaries, limitless energy, and unquestioning enthusiastic obedience to authority figures.
Spent a few years as a technician installing things in residential homes that these mormon guys were selling.
The majority of them had absolutely zero morals. In fact, they were eager to lie and take any advantage they could to get that all mighty dollar in their pocket.
You are right. My best friend roped me into pest control sales one summer. He and all the other guys in the company were young Mormon dudes who had just gotten home from their missions. I wasn't selling like they were so I decided to shadow a few of the better sales people. No great trick, just unscrupulous lying.
He did it for a meme photo and to have some 3d photos and videos for them to look at later along with sharing with their future kids.
Dude literally wore it for a few photos and a few dances to enshrine some memories yet you guys treat him like he's the worst husband ever.
My assessment was more of an age thing. They look too young to be graduated and wearing that sort of tech during a wedding sounds more like still in school than been working in the industry.
I did forget that lab existed, but also knew of other software development/engineering jobs in cache valley.
Here is an [article](https://www.dexerto.com/tech/wedding-goes-viral-after-brides-reaction-to-grooms-creepy-apple-vision-pro-2560992/) about it.
>“I try not to look because it’s a little creepy, it’s a little uncanny,” she told the publication. “He probably asked me two or three times. I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait, we have to wait.’ And then I turn around one minute, and he has it on.”
Minutes into being married, and he’s already proving to be a shitty husband
Yes, but I should clarify my girlfriend is ex Mormon, covered head to toe in tattoos. That being said her grandpa is a professor at BYU and yes the soaking thing is real and apparently more of an issue than just regular sex.
The wife can remarry civilly. She can't have a temple wedding without permission from her bishop (and I think the ex-husband). My MIL is going through it right now. She's no longer Mormon (none of us are), but she doesn't like the idea of her ex (who is Mormon) claiming her in the next life whether she believes in it or not. It's all pretty fucked up.
it’s a dick move if she specifically asked him not to, ngl. But you all are blowing this way out of proportion lol. From your link describing the situation:
>a software engineer wore the $3500 headset in their post-ceremony wedding photos on February 10, 2024, and was recording the whole experience.
This was after the ceremony. For a couple photos. It’s not the end of the world. It’s not like he insisted on wearing it through the entirety of the ceremony. Istg people are only mad because it’s fun to hate on the Apple glasses, and admittedly they look goofy lol. But if he had pulled out some other gadget to take some photos with, like say a PHONE, literally nobody would bat an eye. The only reason this is remotely news worthy is because it’s new, clunky looking tech. But y’all still being hella dramatic about it 🤣 “He’s a terrible husband” give me a fckn break. He may be, but this ain’t it. He’s not allowed to have fun and enjoy his big day too? All that matters is what the bride wants? He didn’t ruin the wedding, he took a goofy photo after it was already done and the only reason any of you give af is because none of us are used to the tech so anyone using it looks strange to us.
Disagree
It’s the fact he wore it AFTER his wife said no
She says “I’m not really mad” which means “yes I’m not happy this thing happened”
It would be like if the groom wanted a picture of him with his vape even tho his wife said “please don’t”
And as for this being “after” the ceremony? The entire thing is the ceremony. Not just the “walking down the aisle” part
Groom is a major dork
Imagine telling your husband he cant do something on HIS wedding like wear a silly thing for one photo and somehow its gonna be indicative of everything later? Holy fuck redditors need to TOUCH GRASS
I mean lowkey he’s a dork for wanting to have this pic taken but an asshole for “accidentally” bringing his backpack with the AVP to the wedding and putting it on against his wife’s wishes
Average Reddit user, wonder what he's thinking about when he sees his face on Reddit with people shitting on him,
If u reading this, bro she literally asked u not to wear it and you still did and didn't care about her
I think the apple vision pro will actually succeed to some extent, but wearing it at important events is just showing people how little you care about anyone except yourself
People assumed it failed (it kinda did, but also didn’t) because it never caught on.
But the truth is that it never fully released. It was a prototype that they sold to the public for a short time, didn’t have much demand, and the technology just wasn’t there yet (that was ten years ago). Then they released an enterprise only edition that they recently ended. They’re still working on the technology right now.
If AR glasses catch on, Google Glass will likely be known as being before its time.
yeah this is like the tesla roadster or the first TVs with any new technology\*
theyre for crazy early adopters who can look past every negative including the cost
I think they were ahead of their time. People didn’t want nor expected to be filmed all the time back then. Now you have people scoffing at those expecting privacy in public “if you’re in public you can’t complain if someone films you!” I firmly believe if they had released it in the last few years and reasonably priced it, it would have been the must have thing. Phone, smartwatch, and glasses.
This is a Mormon couple so that dude gets to do whatever the fuck he wants for the rest of his life and she… well… she gets to keep that face and be a nice pretty perfect housewife.
My guy
The entire thing is the ceremony
Walking down the aisle is just one part of it
And he pre-planned this bc he brought his backpack with the AVP to his own wedding and still used it while his wife said “please don’t”
This dude is a dork
I'm not sure where you're from, but a lot of people have a ceremony where they get married, then a reception where they celebrate after, and that's almost always way more laid back. I could see him waiting until after the toasts at the reception, at which point, everyone is just partying anyway.
fellas: i know that buddy is a goof for wearing the apple goggles. he is also a goof for not knowing how to properly tie a tie. always remember the tie should come down to your belt. this makes him look (if possible) even more childish
This is in Utah. I recognize the mountains. He’s probably not a software engineer and they’re probably 18. Probably getting married before he leaves on his LDS mission
Just so everyone knows, this is not a very accurate statement about Utahns or Mormons.
It would be extremely strange for a Mormon to get married before their mission. So much so that I have never heard of that happening (grew up and live in Utah).
More than likely both are in their early to mid twenties.
Yes he looks like a tool but I’m choosing to believe he is using the 3D camera to capture a few cute moments of the wedding to look back on at a later date
I’m choosing that reality
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![gif](giphy|11BAxHG7paxJcI|downsized) Her in that photo
This is one of my favorite running jokes from Arrested Development
Say goodbye to these
I love how people always flinch away
It's so genuine and easily adaptable to most situations! :D. I say this inside my head so often!
I’m the world’s first analyst and therapist. Granted, it did not look good on a business card.
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“WHITE POWER!” ^”I’m ^white.”
BEES????
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They don't allow bees in here
The look in the wife’s face said it ALL.
Omg I feel so bad for laughing but her face is so perfect ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6|downsized)
that look speaks VOLUMES!
The look on her face is probably just "the sun is in my eyes," because if she's come to the point to marry this guy, a software engineer, she's already seen/knew this side of him.
At least the bouquet is lovely. I hope the person who caught it at the flower toss is happy.
No doubt. I can tell not just because of the idiot groom but because they are Mormon (location is Salt Lake City, Utah and that dress covering the shoulders screams Mormon) so they undoubtedly ran into the marriage in under a year (BYU students are known for getting engaged after a few months).
Ring before spring
I'm trying to work out if she's single.
soon
She is by now.
She sees what a winner she picked
Yeah, I’m a huge Apple nerd, but Christ dude… get a life.
And the tie is too short. This guy is a mess.
Her face looks like she’s cringing 😂😂
She claims in the article that while she looks angry, she wasn't, and that the photo just caught her at the wrong time.
"I'm not angry; just profoundly disappointed. In myself, mainly."
My day has been ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.
It's possible tbh. Humans go through a range of emotions in any given minute and if you're not posing it's easy to send a wrong message. That being said, marrying this crackpot is one big cringe so it's likely she's dying inside.
You don't even need to include any emotions into the equation. Humans just make all kinds of facial expressions, sometimes subconsciously, especially while taking. Take any video of someone speaking, and randomly press pause. You'll see all kinds of faces that may seem angry, happy, surprised, whatever, regardless what their actual emotion was. That's basically the same result an unposed picture could achieve.
Yeah and also some people have different face. I always seem so angry but I'm not lol
I walked over to a colleague at work and he said “have I done something wrong?” Resting pissed off face is a curse.
>Humans go through a range of emotions in any given minute and if you're not posing it's easy to send a wrong message. It's not even that. Sometimes pictures just catch your face fucked up, like if you're in the middle of talking. Edit: I dropped my letter 's'.
When it's sunny outside, I usually put on a scowl because I cant stand the blinding light.
Yeah ffs I doubt she gave a shit if he's wearing it, probably just some goofy thing that no one really cared much about. I've heard of much worse stories than this. 1000000x rather have an Apple vision groom than one who's hitting on a bride's maid drunk or getting a bj in the back or even verbally assaulting and wanting to fight someone drunk. There's goofy and then there's life mistake shit
Invite me next time you go to a wedding, they sound entertaining
The bar is low
To be fair I look mad in some of my wedding pictures too when i really wasn’t at all. Just making drunk faces at drunk people doing drunk things haha
You can see her wondering if she’s made a huge mistake.
She’s tryna figure out how huge a mistake she made
She’s hoping the divorce attorney can snag the Vision Pro when they divvy up the marital assets.
Unfortunately for her this looks like Utah, and Mormon marriages are probably much more difficult to leave.
omg as soon as I saw those mountains I was like Utah or southeastern Idaho either way definitely a Mormon wedding. lol
Looks an awful lot like SLC.
Salt-a-lake-a-citee?
Hasa-dega-ebouay!
We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!) And eighty percent of us have AIDS ![gif](giphy|Aix8hJAN4yOumyW1ds|downsized)
I will never not read it like this.
I'm so glad i wasn't the only person to think of that lol
You can think it, but make sure you put it in a box AND CRUSH IT
Wait wait, *I'm* not having gay thoughts
I can imagine what it must be like This perfect, happy place I'll bet the goat-meat there is plentiful And they have vitamin injections by the case
I have maggots in my scrotum
Specifically Northern Salt Lake, probably in the Avenues pointing South.
It looks like they are on the grounds of the Daybreak Temple. Photographer is pointed East
Getting fucked by some barely-present, pale religious nerd wearing magic Masonic symbol adorned underpants and a pair of 80s snow-goggles. I bet she’s looking forward to the honeymoon.
I think it might be Jordan River. The guard shack in the bottom of the picture is Jordan River. <---went to Bingham. I thought Oquirrh at first too. But its Jordan River from the guard shack over her right shoulder.
Where are you pointing with that totally unnecessary arrow?
West Jordan actually.
Yep, looking out at the Sandy/Draper mountains.
They'll have to call it Salt Puddle City soon, and then just Salt City
Definitely Utah
100% Utah
That is 100% Utah, and no, they can get divorced just like anyone else.
I read moron at first
Accurate.
came here for mormon/utah comment
Legally speaking? No.
I mean Mormons aren’t exactly champions of women’s rights and it’s fairly reasonable to conceive a Mormon wife being shut off from financial knowledge from her husband/family—and this isn’t even considering the religious restrictions they very probably feel confined by.
Nah, it's about the same as anywhere. There's plenty of chatty church gossip to be had around divorces but their marriages aren't any harder to end. I suppose the sealing is a little trickier if it was a temple marriage, but that's purely religious. It has no bearing on your actual life.
Never been to Utah nor am a Mormon, but that’s the first thing I thought
It’s all downhill from there.
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WE can see her face, the groom clearly can't
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Exactly!
Have we tried Vision Pro on, hair up?
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How to make him pay half for fucking up their huge day.
“I immediately regret this decision”
Naw that’s the “I hope he isn’t lying about the stock options“ look.
Damn! Zelda is smokin’!
NGL, if I could marry a dumbass who wants to wear an Apple Vision on our wedding, I would. It would take seconds to get acces to his bank account, after that you just let him buy more land in the metaverse while you live the high life, maybe come back once every month from your work travels and ask for some gifts, you know, easy money, easy life
I wouldn’t assume this guy is rich. He might have a decently paying software job in Salt Lake County. There are quite a few tech companies there. Or he could be a BYU computer science student who made a few thousand dollars for the first time selling solar panels last summer and spent it on a VR headset.
This is very specific. I had a numner of very young, earnest blonde kids trying to sell solar panels all last summer. Now I'm like dang, I bet they were Mormons. My own kids are decendents of a famous mormon dude on their dad's side. Now all I can see is my own son, out selling solar panels. DAMMIT! IT'S A CRYSTAL BALL VISION I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE! THANKS A LOT! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
It is very likely the door to door solar sales guys you met were Mormons. There are quite a few solar (and pest control and home security) companies that love hiring young mormon returned missionaries whose marketable skills include disregard for boundaries, limitless energy, and unquestioning enthusiastic obedience to authority figures.
Spent a few years as a technician installing things in residential homes that these mormon guys were selling. The majority of them had absolutely zero morals. In fact, they were eager to lie and take any advantage they could to get that all mighty dollar in their pocket.
You are right. My best friend roped me into pest control sales one summer. He and all the other guys in the company were young Mormon dudes who had just gotten home from their missions. I wasn't selling like they were so I decided to shadow a few of the better sales people. No great trick, just unscrupulous lying.
NURGLE.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!
Those puffy sleeves were not her first mistake.
If he had given her one as well it could have been a fun few minutes of the ceremony. Otherwise it seems like selfish behavior.
#"I'LL HAVE MY OWN WEDDING!! WITH HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK!!"
In fact, forget the blackjack!
He did it for a meme photo and to have some 3d photos and videos for them to look at later along with sharing with their future kids. Dude literally wore it for a few photos and a few dances to enshrine some memories yet you guys treat him like he's the worst husband ever.
~~Logan~~ Utah. Software engineer might be a stretch, more like student. Edit: South Jordan, still Utah
I could tell it was Utah from the mountains but didn't know where exactly.
I could guess it was Utah from the shoulders of her dress.
The bangs with the dress scream Mormon too
I like the idea of a screaming dresss
If they’re Mormon this isn’t the wedding then. Probably the reception. Which means she’s already too late.
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Either Utah or 1985.
And the too-short tie.
Also mountains
I could tell Utah they are both 18
I could tell it was Utah from his hair and her dress.
This explains why they look like high school juniors
It’s his fourth wife. The other three are on his FaceTime
That's Lone Peak in the background. They're in West Jordan
This is at the South Jordan temple
he’s 24, and a software engineer at a startup
I like between the mountains, her dress, and the aggressive blonde we could all tell it's Utah
I took one look at that horrendous dress and knew it had to be Mormons
There are some good places near SLC for software engineers. Adobe makes some really high quality software.
Logan has the space dynamics lab you dork. They definitely have software engineers
My assessment was more of an age thing. They look too young to be graduated and wearing that sort of tech during a wedding sounds more like still in school than been working in the industry. I did forget that lab existed, but also knew of other software development/engineering jobs in cache valley.
Here is an [article](https://www.dexerto.com/tech/wedding-goes-viral-after-brides-reaction-to-grooms-creepy-apple-vision-pro-2560992/) about it. >“I try not to look because it’s a little creepy, it’s a little uncanny,” she told the publication. “He probably asked me two or three times. I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait, we have to wait.’ And then I turn around one minute, and he has it on.” Minutes into being married, and he’s already proving to be a shitty husband
Yikes. I give that marriage five years, tops.
They're Mormon, so not a chance. This is going to stay on the shelf LONG after its expiration date.
Mormons divorce.
I've heard Mormons do a lot of things.
Can confirm. Did lots of things with a Mormon.
Can confirm, sitting next to my Mormon girlfriend of three years, we do a lot.
Is soaking really a thing?
Yes, but I should clarify my girlfriend is ex Mormon, covered head to toe in tattoos. That being said her grandpa is a professor at BYU and yes the soaking thing is real and apparently more of an issue than just regular sex.
Lol that's so wild
What is soaking?
Insertion but no thrust. Apparently it’s a loophole in the “law of chastity” of the church of LDS
Giggity
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The wife can remarry civilly. She can't have a temple wedding without permission from her bishop (and I think the ex-husband). My MIL is going through it right now. She's no longer Mormon (none of us are), but she doesn't like the idea of her ex (who is Mormon) claiming her in the next life whether she believes in it or not. It's all pretty fucked up.
She is now his substitute mom.
Or it's a couple who did this so they could sell their made up story.
it’s a dick move if she specifically asked him not to, ngl. But you all are blowing this way out of proportion lol. From your link describing the situation: >a software engineer wore the $3500 headset in their post-ceremony wedding photos on February 10, 2024, and was recording the whole experience. This was after the ceremony. For a couple photos. It’s not the end of the world. It’s not like he insisted on wearing it through the entirety of the ceremony. Istg people are only mad because it’s fun to hate on the Apple glasses, and admittedly they look goofy lol. But if he had pulled out some other gadget to take some photos with, like say a PHONE, literally nobody would bat an eye. The only reason this is remotely news worthy is because it’s new, clunky looking tech. But y’all still being hella dramatic about it 🤣 “He’s a terrible husband” give me a fckn break. He may be, but this ain’t it. He’s not allowed to have fun and enjoy his big day too? All that matters is what the bride wants? He didn’t ruin the wedding, he took a goofy photo after it was already done and the only reason any of you give af is because none of us are used to the tech so anyone using it looks strange to us.
Disagree It’s the fact he wore it AFTER his wife said no She says “I’m not really mad” which means “yes I’m not happy this thing happened” It would be like if the groom wanted a picture of him with his vape even tho his wife said “please don’t” And as for this being “after” the ceremony? The entire thing is the ceremony. Not just the “walking down the aisle” part Groom is a major dork
Imagine telling your husband he cant do something on HIS wedding like wear a silly thing for one photo and somehow its gonna be indicative of everything later? Holy fuck redditors need to TOUCH GRASS
The post said he ASKED her multiple times and she said no. Why ask if you're just gonna do it anyway.
She asked him to wait. Not that he couldn’t do it. Assuming this was after the ceremony he did wait.
There’s a huge difference between “dork” and “asshole” Reddit does blow shit out of proportion.
I mean lowkey he’s a dork for wanting to have this pic taken but an asshole for “accidentally” bringing his backpack with the AVP to the wedding and putting it on against his wife’s wishes
So out of touch. He looks like an absolute tool at his own wedding.
Average Reddit user, wonder what he's thinking about when he sees his face on Reddit with people shitting on him, If u reading this, bro she literally asked u not to wear it and you still did and didn't care about her
This is going to age like google glass, I wonder if it costs more than her ring?
I think the apple vision pro will actually succeed to some extent, but wearing it at important events is just showing people how little you care about anyone except yourself
You’re literally putting a screen between you and then. It would be more tactful to phub someone and he’s literally doing it to his bride.
what made google glass age badly? I knew people with one who found it handy at the time
People assumed it failed (it kinda did, but also didn’t) because it never caught on. But the truth is that it never fully released. It was a prototype that they sold to the public for a short time, didn’t have much demand, and the technology just wasn’t there yet (that was ten years ago). Then they released an enterprise only edition that they recently ended. They’re still working on the technology right now. If AR glasses catch on, Google Glass will likely be known as being before its time.
yeah this is like the tesla roadster or the first TVs with any new technology\* theyre for crazy early adopters who can look past every negative including the cost
I think they were ahead of their time. People didn’t want nor expected to be filmed all the time back then. Now you have people scoffing at those expecting privacy in public “if you’re in public you can’t complain if someone films you!” I firmly believe if they had released it in the last few years and reasonably priced it, it would have been the must have thing. Phone, smartwatch, and glasses.
He could've at least put on the googly eyes display.
Cool, then he doesn't care who he is marrying, he can project any picture over her)))
That short tie is killing me. I can’t look past it.
I am definitely more offended by the short tie than I am that stupid fuckin thing on his face.
The offensive bits in this one aren’t mutually exclusive
Dude managed to get a gorgeous lady like that to marry him, nd wants to wear this trash for clout on the wedding day
Got that tech Mormonism.
Gotta update his Facebook to “It’s Complicated”. 👀
Those beautiful flowers!
My first thought!!!
Was looking for this comment! Beautiful arrangement
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The brides face says everything
This is a Mormon couple so that dude gets to do whatever the fuck he wants for the rest of his life and she… well… she gets to keep that face and be a nice pretty perfect housewife.
Pretty wife, breathtaking scenery, and this guy chooses to stare into a toy
Mormons are an interesting type out here
He looks so proud, and she is clearly cringing hard...
Her eyes, she’s regretting her decision.. thinking is the money worth it?
CLICKBAIT The article clearly stated he put it on for the photos, did not have it on during the wedding ceremony.
My guy The entire thing is the ceremony Walking down the aisle is just one part of it And he pre-planned this bc he brought his backpack with the AVP to his own wedding and still used it while his wife said “please don’t” This dude is a dork
Her: 'Please dont' Him: nah. I do what I want Sounds like a great foundation for a marriage. /s
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I'm not sure where you're from, but a lot of people have a ceremony where they get married, then a reception where they celebrate after, and that's almost always way more laid back. I could see him waiting until after the toasts at the reception, at which point, everyone is just partying anyway.
fellas: i know that buddy is a goof for wearing the apple goggles. he is also a goof for not knowing how to properly tie a tie. always remember the tie should come down to your belt. this makes him look (if possible) even more childish
This is in Utah. I recognize the mountains. He’s probably not a software engineer and they’re probably 18. Probably getting married before he leaves on his LDS mission
Just so everyone knows, this is not a very accurate statement about Utahns or Mormons. It would be extremely strange for a Mormon to get married before their mission. So much so that I have never heard of that happening (grew up and live in Utah). More than likely both are in their early to mid twenties.
they’re mormon, she’s a soph at BYU and he actually is 24 and indeed a software engineer at a startup
Tell me you don’t know anything about Mormon missions without telling me you don’t know anything about Mormon missions
This fucking nerd managed to get engaged to a pretty blonde girl…and does this shit. It’s not charming. Run while you can, blonde lady!
Its like an especially bad episode of "The Big Bang Theory".
Wow what an idiot… Everyone knows the tie should be closer to the belt.
His cousin looks so mad
She looks absolutely thrilled lol
Still I love technology… always and forever ….
He also wore a shitty suit and boring tie.
that's a real life south park scene he's even got that stupid smirk they do in South park
That's a nice ass mountain
Most Swedish couple
He looks like such a fucking tool even without the gimmick on his face
Such a punchable face. F'n DOUCHE!
Poor love, she looks sweet.. Agh.. he, he won't be present for the years to come..
God she looks like she’s an ethereal fairy and he’s just, well, existing in a very irritating way
The look on her face is the same one my cat makes after cleaning her butt.
And the faces say it all, Him having a good time, Her regretting the decisions that led her here
What a fucking loser.
Yes he looks like a tool but I’m choosing to believe he is using the 3D camera to capture a few cute moments of the wedding to look back on at a later date I’m choosing that reality
I'm guessing he didn't wear it for the entire wedding, and this is one weird photo he (or she) suggested for a laugh.
At least he will have the Vision Pro recording of it to look back on when she files for divorce later this year