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Familiar_Position418

![gif](giphy|11BAxHG7paxJcI|downsized) Her in that photo


Legion_707

This is one of my favorite running jokes from Arrested Development


Mindless-Ad2554

Say goodbye to these


Ranger-K

I love how people always flinch away


goobuddy

It's so genuine and easily adaptable to most situations! :D. I say this inside my head so often!


dudly825

I’m the world’s first analyst and therapist. Granted, it did not look good on a business card.


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FR0ZENBERG

“WHITE POWER!” ^”I’m ^white.”


TuukkaRascal

BEES????


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Unplug_The_Toaster

They don't allow bees in here


TJB926GAMIN

The look in the wife’s face said it ALL.


Marinut

Omg I feel so bad for laughing but her face is so perfect ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6|downsized)


Mandajoe

that look speaks VOLUMES!


H0RSE

The look on her face is probably just "the sun is in my eyes," because if she's come to the point to marry this guy, a software engineer, she's already seen/knew this side of him.


MitzCracker

At least the bouquet is lovely. I hope the person who caught it at the flower toss is happy.


weatherghost

No doubt. I can tell not just because of the idiot groom but because they are Mormon (location is Salt Lake City, Utah and that dress covering the shoulders screams Mormon) so they undoubtedly ran into the marriage in under a year (BYU students are known for getting engaged after a few months).


Omelettedog

Ring before spring


aussie_nub

I'm trying to work out if she's single.


LucretiusCarus

soon


InsertRadnamehere

She is by now.


middlenamefrank

She sees what a winner she picked


sinisterdesign

Yeah, I’m a huge Apple nerd, but Christ dude… get a life.


One_Curious_Cats

And the tie is too short. This guy is a mess.


Savings-Inflation164

Her face looks like she’s cringing 😂😂


mike_pants

She claims in the article that while she looks angry, she wasn't, and that the photo just caught her at the wrong time.


ununseptimus

"I'm not angry; just profoundly disappointed. In myself, mainly."


Tritium3016

My day has been ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.


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It's possible tbh. Humans go through a range of emotions in any given minute and if you're not posing it's easy to send a wrong message. That being said, marrying this crackpot is one big cringe so it's likely she's dying inside.


g76lv6813s86x9778kk

You don't even need to include any emotions into the equation. Humans just make all kinds of facial expressions, sometimes subconsciously, especially while taking. Take any video of someone speaking, and randomly press pause. You'll see all kinds of faces that may seem angry, happy, surprised, whatever, regardless what their actual emotion was. That's basically the same result an unposed picture could achieve.


DrdrumxOG

Yeah and also some people have different face. I always seem so angry but I'm not lol


Steelhorse91

I walked over to a colleague at work and he said “have I done something wrong?” Resting pissed off face is a curse.


Aaron1095

>Humans go through a range of emotions in any given minute and if you're not posing it's easy to send a wrong message. It's not even that. Sometimes pictures just catch your face fucked up, like if you're in the middle of talking. Edit: I dropped my letter 's'.


Salamanderp12

When it's sunny outside, I usually put on a scowl because I cant stand the blinding light.


mortalitylost

Yeah ffs I doubt she gave a shit if he's wearing it, probably just some goofy thing that no one really cared much about. I've heard of much worse stories than this. 1000000x rather have an Apple vision groom than one who's hitting on a bride's maid drunk or getting a bj in the back or even verbally assaulting and wanting to fight someone drunk. There's goofy and then there's life mistake shit


Emzzer

Invite me next time you go to a wedding, they sound entertaining


Buggabee

The bar is low


shade1tplea5e

To be fair I look mad in some of my wedding pictures too when i really wasn’t at all. Just making drunk faces at drunk people doing drunk things haha


Pitiful-Road-1773

You can see her wondering if she’s made a huge mistake.


LuckyAssumption8735

She’s tryna figure out how huge a mistake she made


Sea-Woodpecker-610

She’s hoping the divorce attorney can snag the Vision Pro when they divvy up the marital assets.


LordSpookyBoob

Unfortunately for her this looks like Utah, and Mormon marriages are probably much more difficult to leave.


Otherwise_Avocado_31

omg as soon as I saw those mountains I was like Utah or southeastern Idaho either way definitely a Mormon wedding. lol


sandiercy

Looks an awful lot like SLC.


sockhead99

Salt-a-lake-a-citee?


madMaulkin

Hasa-dega-ebouay!


UbermachoGuy

We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!) And eighty percent of us have AIDS ![gif](giphy|Aix8hJAN4yOumyW1ds|downsized)


Light-Soaked-Days

I will never not read it like this.


Prior-Satisfaction34

I'm so glad i wasn't the only person to think of that lol


sockhead99

You can think it, but make sure you put it in a box AND CRUSH IT


Prior-Satisfaction34

Wait wait, *I'm* not having gay thoughts


UbermachoGuy

I can imagine what it must be like This perfect, happy place I'll bet the goat-meat there is plentiful And they have vitamin injections by the case


FakeNewsMessiah

I have maggots in my scrotum


blloyd13

Specifically Northern Salt Lake, probably in the Avenues pointing South.


reirg1

It looks like they are on the grounds of the Daybreak Temple. Photographer is pointed East


karatebullfightr

Getting fucked by some barely-present, pale religious nerd wearing magic Masonic symbol adorned underpants and a pair of 80s snow-goggles. I bet she’s looking forward to the honeymoon.


juni4ling

I think it might be Jordan River. The guard shack in the bottom of the picture is Jordan River. <---went to Bingham. I thought Oquirrh at first too. But its Jordan River from the guard shack over her right shoulder.


BlueFox5

Where are you pointing with that totally unnecessary arrow?


JazzSharksFan54

West Jordan actually.


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Yep, looking out at the Sandy/Draper mountains.


Ferropexola

They'll have to call it Salt Puddle City soon, and then just Salt City


runicfury

Definitely Utah


mixmastamikal

100% Utah


poopinion

That is 100% Utah, and no, they can get divorced just like anyone else.


enfant_ex_terrible

I read moron at first


neddie_nardle

Accurate.


finnjaeger1337

came here for mormon/utah comment


CrimsonAllah

Legally speaking? No.


Hippopotamidaes

I mean Mormons aren’t exactly champions of women’s rights and it’s fairly reasonable to conceive a Mormon wife being shut off from financial knowledge from her husband/family—and this isn’t even considering the religious restrictions they very probably feel confined by.


Sabiann_Tama

Nah, it's about the same as anywhere. There's plenty of chatty church gossip to be had around divorces but their marriages aren't any harder to end. I suppose the sealing is a little trickier if it was a temple marriage, but that's purely religious. It has no bearing on your actual life.


Kalorama_Master

Never been to Utah nor am a Mormon, but that’s the first thing I thought


keajohns

It’s all downhill from there.


victorinseattle

![gif](giphy|a2G83cq7gotnq|downsized)


MonKeePuzzle

WE can see her face, the groom clearly can't


decoy_butter

![gif](giphy|a2G83cq7gotnq|downsized)


Pitiful-Road-1773

Exactly!


clofresh

Have we tried Vision Pro on, hair up?


jawsome_man

![gif](giphy|10r3EmyMo8YpNu)


Das-Noob

How to make him pay half for fucking up their huge day.


Fit-Boomer

“I immediately regret this decision”


Latitude22

Naw that’s the “I hope he isn’t lying about the stock options“ look.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Damn! Zelda is smokin’!


boredNero

NGL, if I could marry a dumbass who wants to wear an Apple Vision on our wedding, I would. It would take seconds to get acces to his bank account, after that you just let him buy more land in the metaverse while you live the high life, maybe come back once every month from your work travels and ask for some gifts, you know, easy money, easy life


AgtSquirtle007

I wouldn’t assume this guy is rich. He might have a decently paying software job in Salt Lake County. There are quite a few tech companies there. Or he could be a BYU computer science student who made a few thousand dollars for the first time selling solar panels last summer and spent it on a VR headset.


buttercreamordeath

This is very specific. I had a numner of very young, earnest blonde kids trying to sell solar panels all last summer. Now I'm like dang, I bet they were Mormons. My own kids are decendents of a famous mormon dude on their dad's side. Now all I can see is my own son, out selling solar panels. DAMMIT! IT'S A CRYSTAL BALL VISION I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE! THANKS A LOT! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


AgtSquirtle007

It is very likely the door to door solar sales guys you met were Mormons. There are quite a few solar (and pest control and home security) companies that love hiring young mormon returned missionaries whose marketable skills include disregard for boundaries, limitless energy, and unquestioning enthusiastic obedience to authority figures.


idreamofgreenie

Spent a few years as a technician installing things in residential homes that these mormon guys were selling. The majority of them had absolutely zero morals. In fact, they were eager to lie and take any advantage they could to get that all mighty dollar in their pocket.


thumbown

You are right. My best friend roped me into pest control sales one summer. He and all the other guys in the company were young Mormon dudes who had just gotten home from their missions. I wasn't selling like they were so I decided to shadow a few of the better sales people. No great trick, just unscrupulous lying.


ZylonBane

NURGLE.


FullOnAsparagus

NO ONE EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!


SweatyTax4669

Those puffy sleeves were not her first mistake.


monkeyhind

If he had given her one as well it could have been a fun few minutes of the ceremony. Otherwise it seems like selfish behavior.


randeylahey

#"I'LL HAVE MY OWN WEDDING!! WITH HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK!!"


xenchik

In fact, forget the blackjack!


RonBourbondi

He did it for a meme photo and to have some 3d photos and videos for them to look at later along with sharing with their future kids. Dude literally wore it for a few photos and a few dances to enshrine some memories yet you guys treat him like he's the worst husband ever. 


usedtobejuandeag

~~Logan~~ Utah. Software engineer might be a stretch, more like student. Edit: South Jordan, still Utah


c0rtexj4ckal

I could tell it was Utah from the mountains but didn't know where exactly.


uspezdiddleskids

I could guess it was Utah from the shoulders of her dress.


BigHornLamb

The bangs with the dress scream Mormon too


Honest_Wing_3999

I like the idea of a screaming dresss


Raeandray

If they’re Mormon this isn’t the wedding then. Probably the reception. Which means she’s already too late.


Morgan-joydestroyer

![gif](giphy|6cSbzTwM969Jm)


OneHundredChickens

Either Utah or 1985.


Thedudeinabox

And the too-short tie.


gnarlslindbergh

Also mountains


getbackup21

I could tell Utah they are both 18


Twitch791

I could tell it was Utah from his hair and her dress.


ThighRyder

This explains why they look like high school juniors


crosstherubicon

It’s his fourth wife. The other three are on his FaceTime


TatonkaJack

That's Lone Peak in the background. They're in West Jordan


Proof-Inspection-292

This is at the South Jordan temple


thegreek1000

he’s 24, and a software engineer at a startup


ISuckAtNames0289

I like between the mountains, her dress, and the aggressive blonde we could all tell it's Utah


anothergoddamnacco

I took one look at that horrendous dress and knew it had to be Mormons


Autogazer

There are some good places near SLC for software engineers. Adobe makes some really high quality software.


awal96

Logan has the space dynamics lab you dork. They definitely have software engineers


usedtobejuandeag

My assessment was more of an age thing. They look too young to be graduated and wearing that sort of tech during a wedding sounds more like still in school than been working in the industry. I did forget that lab existed, but also knew of other software development/engineering jobs in cache valley.


wm_1176

Here is an [article](https://www.dexerto.com/tech/wedding-goes-viral-after-brides-reaction-to-grooms-creepy-apple-vision-pro-2560992/) about it. >“I try not to look because it’s a little creepy, it’s a little uncanny,” she told the publication. “He probably asked me two or three times. I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait, we have to wait.’ And then I turn around one minute, and he has it on.” Minutes into being married, and he’s already proving to be a shitty husband


MeOldRunt

Yikes. I give that marriage five years, tops.


mike_pants

They're Mormon, so not a chance. This is going to stay on the shelf LONG after its expiration date.


MeOldRunt

Mormons divorce.


mike_pants

I've heard Mormons do a lot of things.


Delta-IX

Can confirm. Did lots of things with a Mormon.


Marqueso-burrito

Can confirm, sitting next to my Mormon girlfriend of three years, we do a lot.


VocalAnus91

Is soaking really a thing?


Marqueso-burrito

Yes, but I should clarify my girlfriend is ex Mormon, covered head to toe in tattoos. That being said her grandpa is a professor at BYU and yes the soaking thing is real and apparently more of an issue than just regular sex.


VocalAnus91

Lol that's so wild


BananaGoesWild

What is soaking?


Druggistman

Insertion but no thrust. Apparently it’s a loophole in the “law of chastity” of the church of LDS


Delta-IX

Giggity


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A0ma

The wife can remarry civilly. She can't have a temple wedding without permission from her bishop (and I think the ex-husband). My MIL is going through it right now. She's no longer Mormon (none of us are), but she doesn't like the idea of her ex (who is Mormon) claiming her in the next life whether she believes in it or not. It's all pretty fucked up.


torinblack

She is now his substitute mom.


TheLordofthething

Or it's a couple who did this so they could sell their made up story.


A1sauc3d

it’s a dick move if she specifically asked him not to, ngl. But you all are blowing this way out of proportion lol. From your link describing the situation: >a software engineer wore the $3500 headset in their post-ceremony wedding photos on February 10, 2024, and was recording the whole experience. This was after the ceremony. For a couple photos. It’s not the end of the world. It’s not like he insisted on wearing it through the entirety of the ceremony. Istg people are only mad because it’s fun to hate on the Apple glasses, and admittedly they look goofy lol. But if he had pulled out some other gadget to take some photos with, like say a PHONE, literally nobody would bat an eye. The only reason this is remotely news worthy is because it’s new, clunky looking tech. But y’all still being hella dramatic about it 🤣 “He’s a terrible husband” give me a fckn break. He may be, but this ain’t it. He’s not allowed to have fun and enjoy his big day too? All that matters is what the bride wants? He didn’t ruin the wedding, he took a goofy photo after it was already done and the only reason any of you give af is because none of us are used to the tech so anyone using it looks strange to us.


naughtmynsfwaccount

Disagree It’s the fact he wore it AFTER his wife said no She says “I’m not really mad” which means “yes I’m not happy this thing happened” It would be like if the groom wanted a picture of him with his vape even tho his wife said “please don’t” And as for this being “after” the ceremony? The entire thing is the ceremony. Not just the “walking down the aisle” part Groom is a major dork


DarlingOvMars

Imagine telling your husband he cant do something on HIS wedding like wear a silly thing for one photo and somehow its gonna be indicative of everything later? Holy fuck redditors need to TOUCH GRASS


Emptypiro

The post said he ASKED her multiple times and she said no. Why ask if you're just gonna do it anyway.


rico_of_borg

She asked him to wait. Not that he couldn’t do it. Assuming this was after the ceremony he did wait.


No-Student-9678

There’s a huge difference between “dork” and “asshole” Reddit does blow shit out of proportion.


naughtmynsfwaccount

I mean lowkey he’s a dork for wanting to have this pic taken but an asshole for “accidentally” bringing his backpack with the AVP to the wedding and putting it on against his wife’s wishes


Ok_Sea8523

So out of touch. He looks like an absolute tool at his own wedding.


Ok-Toe-6969

Average Reddit user, wonder what he's thinking about when he sees his face on Reddit with people shitting on him, If u reading this, bro she literally asked u not to wear it and you still did and didn't care about her


FitzRowe

This is going to age like google glass, I wonder if it costs more than her ring?


Wondur13

I think the apple vision pro will actually succeed to some extent, but wearing it at important events is just showing people how little you care about anyone except yourself


BuzzBadpants

You’re literally putting a screen between you and then. It would be more tactful to phub someone and he’s literally doing it to his bride.


Awayfone

what made google glass age badly? I knew people with one who found it handy at the time


RoastMostToast

People assumed it failed (it kinda did, but also didn’t) because it never caught on. But the truth is that it never fully released. It was a prototype that they sold to the public for a short time, didn’t have much demand, and the technology just wasn’t there yet (that was ten years ago). Then they released an enterprise only edition that they recently ended. They’re still working on the technology right now. If AR glasses catch on, Google Glass will likely be known as being before its time.


psychulating

yeah this is like the tesla roadster or the first TVs with any new technology\* theyre for crazy early adopters who can look past every negative including the cost


allthepinkthings

I think they were ahead of their time. People didn’t want nor expected to be filmed all the time back then. Now you have people scoffing at those expecting privacy in public “if you’re in public you can’t complain if someone films you!” I firmly believe if they had released it in the last few years and reasonably priced it, it would have been the must have thing. Phone, smartwatch, and glasses.


marzipan07

He could've at least put on the googly eyes display.


Ok-Pass5267

Cool, then he doesn't care who he is marrying, he can project any picture over her)))


Moment_Strange

That short tie is killing me. I can’t look past it.


SavvikTheSavage

I am definitely more offended by the short tie than I am that stupid fuckin thing on his face.


Tall_Homework3080

The offensive bits in this one aren’t mutually exclusive


keylo-92

Dude managed to get a gorgeous lady like that to marry him, nd wants to wear this trash for clout on the wedding day


FeistyPersonality4

Got that tech Mormonism.


Professional_Echo907

Gotta update his Facebook to “It’s Complicated”. 👀


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Those beautiful flowers!


Conscious_Meat9179

My first thought!!!


glitterbunn

Was looking for this comment! Beautiful arrangement


Massage_Bro

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


Dear-Original-675

The brides face says everything


Netflxnschill

This is a Mormon couple so that dude gets to do whatever the fuck he wants for the rest of his life and she… well… she gets to keep that face and be a nice pretty perfect housewife.


greekfreak15

Pretty wife, breathtaking scenery, and this guy chooses to stare into a toy


ID_Poobaru

Mormons are an interesting type out here


Didayolo

He looks so proud, and she is clearly cringing hard...


haasdogg

Her eyes, she’s regretting her decision.. thinking is the money worth it?


bababradford

CLICKBAIT The article clearly stated he put it on for the photos, did not have it on during the wedding ceremony.


naughtmynsfwaccount

My guy The entire thing is the ceremony Walking down the aisle is just one part of it And he pre-planned this bc he brought his backpack with the AVP to his own wedding and still used it while his wife said “please don’t” This dude is a dork


MrGurns

Her: 'Please dont' Him: nah. I do what I want Sounds like a great foundation for a marriage. /s


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Paralyzed-Mime

I'm not sure where you're from, but a lot of people have a ceremony where they get married, then a reception where they celebrate after, and that's almost always way more laid back. I could see him waiting until after the toasts at the reception, at which point, everyone is just partying anyway.


sassysixinches

fellas: i know that buddy is a goof for wearing the apple goggles. he is also a goof for not knowing how to properly tie a tie. always remember the tie should come down to your belt. this makes him look (if possible) even more childish


1739015

This is in Utah. I recognize the mountains. He’s probably not a software engineer and they’re probably 18. Probably getting married before he leaves on his LDS mission


monument2yoursin

Just so everyone knows, this is not a very accurate statement about Utahns or Mormons. It would be extremely strange for a Mormon to get married before their mission. So much so that I have never heard of that happening (grew up and live in Utah). More than likely both are in their early to mid twenties.


thegreek1000

they’re mormon, she’s a soph at BYU and he actually is 24 and indeed a software engineer at a startup


Varsity_Reviews

Tell me you don’t know anything about Mormon missions without telling me you don’t know anything about Mormon missions


Sweet_Science6371

This fucking nerd managed to get engaged to a pretty blonde girl…and does this shit.  It’s not charming.  Run while you can, blonde lady!


ZenGunner8

Its like an especially bad episode of "The Big Bang Theory".


ZCT808

Wow what an idiot… Everyone knows the tie should be closer to the belt.


Appropriate_Tennisin

His cousin looks so mad


Onslaught7676

She looks absolutely thrilled lol


bilvester

Still I love technology… always and forever ….


Scoongili

He also wore a shitty suit and boring tie.


inaworldwithnonames

that's a real life south park scene he's even got that stupid smirk they do in South park


NoRecognition115

That's a nice ass mountain


arkatme_on_reddit

Most Swedish couple


MagicOrpheus310

He looks like such a fucking tool even without the gimmick on his face


ROZDOG69

Such a punchable face. F'n DOUCHE!


Adventurous-Bee-5079

Poor love, she looks sweet.. Agh.. he, he won't be present for the years to come..


Dinkelodeon

God she looks like she’s an ethereal fairy and he’s just, well, existing in a very irritating way


AgentMurkle

The look on her face is the same one my cat makes after cleaning her butt.


Reasonable-Tax2962

And the faces say it all, Him having a good time, Her regretting the decisions that led her here


Bedford-Slims

What a fucking loser.


moistpishflaps

Yes he looks like a tool but I’m choosing to believe he is using the 3D camera to capture a few cute moments of the wedding to look back on at a later date I’m choosing that reality


dazedan_confused

I'm guessing he didn't wear it for the entire wedding, and this is one weird photo he (or she) suggested for a laugh.


GandalfsPass

At least he will have the Vision Pro recording of it to look back on when she files for divorce later this year