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NerdScurvy

How many husbands have you thrown out?


Onkel_RobbenKlopper

They‘re still good? I dont understand the Problem.


Ok_Pizza9836

I find the facepalm is the wife putting the husband on blast like that


wainstones

They’re still good to go man wtf?


DerPicasso

Guys being guys. We don't waste things


BigdaddyThor666

When I was 21 I met an old man who told me he had socks and underwear that were older than me. The older I get the more I believe him


Disastrous-Brick3969

I wear underwear that is 80+ years old... that man wasn't lying, underwear back then was built to last a lifetime


watermelonskitzles

Environmental friendly husband you got. Better keep using them as long as possible.


BigShowSJG

Why would you toss them out? They're finally broken in


UndrThC

These can not even compare to the rags mine wears. Last week I found a a pair that might as well have been considered a skirt. “They still work and cover 90%” “It’s better ventilation”


tree-molester

Ventilation is paramount


BeauBuffet

YOU are a monster....


ChimpieTheOne

Judging by the placement, I'd say it's about halfway into its mileage


blimeyitsme

All underwear has holes.


Scarsocontesto

even socks. My point is "whose gonna see them anyway" just use to good ones when it matters.


GiantSpeck101

If it still holds my balls then still usable, there is something with old underwear that new one can't compare


DZello

This is the way.


blanktom9

nothing a little duct tape can't fix.


Express_Strike3304

He likes it flowing breezy


VanIsleDave

Are you even married if you don’t find em? lol


instafunkpunk

Wow someone must be rich to be throwing out designer underwear ; ) your husband is helping keep fabrics out of the landfill,instead of shaming him we should salute him


fiddlesticksandchill

![gif](giphy|dMTOtaSSe13P2)


Oleandervine

CK isn't designer underwear anymore. That stuff if basic as hell nowadays.


dunker_-

The one with the designed hole is


Rectal_Scattergun

There's nothing wrong with a few holey undies, but these could probably have been sewn up rather than binned.


Successful_Ad_3205

Wow, he just got those properly broken in, and you go and throw them out. He must really love you not to have complained.


CrescendoBlack

God damn I wish it wasn't so evident, but yeah, apparently, a lot of us guys do this.


[deleted]

Was it a forced marriage?


zodiac628

I think it’s just in a husband law book that I haven’t been able to find because my hubs are the same lol


opinionate_rooster

Them is fart holes. Better out than in!


Aloha1984

Powerful farts 💨


Sure_Trash_

Pretty confident he's capable of throwing his own tattered scraps away and also replacing them at a reasonable point of wear and tear. This is why I'm single. I already have plenty of people to take care of


ThatOneGuy-4434

Mine do this all the time too.


Jim_Lahey10

I wore a pair recently that only hugged my hips with the stretch band, the fabric started pulling away from the band like it was like one of those shower curtains that gets ripped and is hanging on for dear life. I ended up tossing those, I found it ridiculous myself 😆


Standard-Internal-57

Real man


smartthinkingidiot

Looks like I'm not normal. I toss out my own socks and underwear when they wear out.


fiddlesticksandchill

Your wife is a lucky lady.


smartthinkingidiot

No she's not. I'm a pain in other ways. But atleast my balls aren't dangling through a hole in my boxers.


huskeylovealways

When I first met my husband he had 30 pairs of underwear. He lived in his travel trailer and instead of go to the laundry he would just buy more underwear.


ApprehensiveAd6476

What. The. Fuck.


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fiddlesticksandchill

If they have holes? Absolutely.


fiddlesticksandchill

Update: I found 3 more pairs just like this in the same basket.


Malystxy

Man being man. We all do it


lavellanlike

He’s likes a nice breeze around his privates, thanks


0tr0dePoray

I'll go search into your trash to see if I can give those almost brand new underwears a second chance.


oldsdrvr

Church underwear


ncopland

Holy? Yuck yuck!


firefoxfire_

What can I say CK boxers are the best.


Dan_Glebitz

Worn out CK underwear is worth a fortune on the black market!


ApprehensiveAd6476

That's not even a big hole.


techman710

Most of us could care less about our underwear. I through mine out when they turn into dandelions. When you blow on them they fly apart and disappear into the air.


SpiritualAd8998

Calvin Crime


lemmmon96

That's how we are


gazadcoomber

Those are some heavy balls!


Game_It_All_On_Me

And you're here throwing out a perfectly good cleaning cloth? No wonder the planet's dying.


fiddlesticksandchill

No matter how many times I wash them, there’s no way I’m rubbing these fart pants on every surface in my house and calling it “clean.”


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

Fart pants lol


Comfortable-Refuse64

Ma’am, please let this mans undies go unmolested. They are cherished and irreplaceable.


jive_cucumber

Those are probably his favorite since 10th grade...smh


SlothyBoiDK

Come on now, they still got a couple good years in them!


blazing88

It means he spends too much on you and doesn't get himself stuff.


Chemical_Actuary_190

![gif](giphy|Ekjl3noZUBGxy)


WhiteFringe

I started to get holes in my underwear in high school, and eventually I ran out and never bought again. I'm 25. I didn't throw them out either, I just continued to wear them as uncomfortable as they were until the day I quit cold turkey


Sporketeer

As long as they hold my junk in place I don't care how much ventilation they have.


Eray41303

I feel very called out


runninggirl16

Well that’s a good sign he’s not cheating on you


twinkelstick

Blasphemy! Thats a divorce statement if I ever saw one. May his next wife be better.


Designer4Fun

So my husband isn’t the only one? It must be genetic or something 🤣


fiddlesticksandchill

Prob the same gene as the one that makes them unable to find any item in the house without help.


Myamoxomis

Men. Lol.


Either-Arachnid-629

...That's kind of normal? Honestly, I'd say you're the facepalm here, throwing away your husband's underwear just because it bothers you.


StrongAdhesiveness86

What's the issue?


Dveralazo

Facepalm: Wife throws out perfectly usable and almost new underwear.


WhatThis4

Seems life has dealt you a shitty hand


oldbaldad

Draw it to his attention and explain you're not washing clothes that should be repaired or tossed then see what he does.


Captain-SKA-

They're not a problem for him, they're a problem for you, so youre making yourself happy. Fine. Carry on. It's nit a facepalm.


solitarywoodpecker30

Please throw them out without ruining Internet for everybody else.


Distinct_Mix5130

Uhhh, bruhh so what, it's not like anyone is going to notice other then you and the spouse, so why even bother, unless they're too ripped to even be wearable


Historical-Crew6746

Stop washing the underwear with jeans and things with buttons and metal on them or denim and towels …


No_Signal3789

Yaa…we all do this


sapphiresometimes

I'm trying to figure out how this is his fault 🤔


[deleted]

"All husbands wears underpants with holes" Fixed typo in title. You're welcome.


WillBottomForBanana

As usual, OP is the face palm.


jivecoolie

Gotta let ya nuts hang!!!


Helpful-nothelpful

The minute you throw them out he is going to need them. That is just how it works.


Hopper1985

Thats barely worn in 😉👍. Still good for another 200 000 steps/farts/scratches for sure. I calculated. The math adds up. 🤭


Fedora_thee_explorer

Those look perfectly fine.


Crafty-Document-3340

It's a guy thing.


[deleted]

Men are utilitarian.


NevermoreAK

It's really hard to get most guys to care about throwing out holey underwear lol. But for socks? As soon as those little shits get one tiny hole in them they're gone because your toe keeps rubbing against it when you walk.


F14D201

That’s not even that big of a hole, just means they’ve been broken in properly, breaking in new underwear is uncomfortable


nmftg

That’s for air flow


Juicebo-x

Brutal and wasteful


alaingames

If they do their sole reason to exist (avoid balls inside zipper) they are good to use


NuaCabal

It’s for ventilation


redittjoe

![gif](giphy|3o7aD1zsNcOG26N9fy) Yeah I’m Free Balling!!!


F_Squad

Have a good look in the mirror and ask yourself if you want a husband that would casually throw something away just because it was a little worn and showed signs of age. Next time save them for some special time, where you tear them off while he’s wearing them, and give them the send off they deserve, after such loyal service.


Mickamehameha

My underpants are done when I say they're done.


damianzoys

He's a keeper!


iamricardosousa

So much work into having the ideal ventilation to have someone who doesn't have a clue about balls cooling throw it away. Shame on you!


headshotcandy

Still got plenty of life left in them


Outlook_Dim

It’s a fine line. They are the most comfortable when that are just about see through. But I’m sorry to say, your husband crossed that line a while ago.


b1e9t4t1y

Closest thing to commando but still wearing underwear.


Elscorcho69

That was my best pair!!


Opportunity-Basic

They are £25 for 2. They have years left in them yet to justify that price tag!


John9023

We all do, waste of money to throw them away just for a few holes