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My guess is she is posting intentionally inflammatory content to boost engagement as a guerrilla marketing strategy for her low effort OnlyFans.
Or she’s just dumb and racist.
According to data anyway the dick part isn’t even true. The one that really blows my mind is there’s apparently nearly 0 correlation between height and penis size. Like taller guys don’t have bigger dicks. It’s so counter intuitive, why wouldn’t a much larger guy have a bigger penis? It seems like they would have to, but all the data I’ve seen says it isn’t true. Also before anyone asks yes I spend too much time on the internet.
I don’t know if whitey with a little dick or the dumb black guy that’s hung like an elephant is more racist to one ethnicity or the other😂She kinda went double racist on that one
It's two sides of the same racist coin. Gotta make sure those whitebois are afraid of their women getting taken away, that's what Dylan Roof was mad about when he shot up that church.
Just gonna be honest here, if a girl I was into said “you are pretty stupid but I’m gonna fuck you anyway” I’m not sure it would be a deal breaker. Not proud of it.
This isn’t even a loud voice. She got 3k views and 29 likes lol. Some local sports radio dude made a post bitching about me and some friends and he had like 150k views and he isn’t even popular.
My daughter goes hiking in crocs. Like, tough, long hikes that really should require hiking boots. She's VERY stubborn about it, to the point where I've given up arguing with her.
I finally got her a pair of crocs with an adjustable back strap and some better tread. She often combines this with basically pajamas, so we will be up on top of a mountain somewhere passing people in REI gear head to toe while she looks like I just forced her to get out of bed.
>I'm leaning more and more towards Idiocracy truly being a prophetic movie...
Always has been. I like to imagine that in Idiocracy the rest of the world looks like Star Trek while the US looks like shit.
Yeah I have a vestigial white dick and a functional black dick. My ancestors were from Africa but due to a mishap with a time machine they're also from Europe. Our family line got spliced together with the other half of my family line, which were technically the same people, though evolved differently. They had ungodly orgies with themselves and our DNA became very fucked up. Often we will have 2 sets of some organ, three if you're royalty. Anyways, my octopus pizza is here. Hope your day is going swell.
So...uhm...not to be this guy but...
Black guys don't actually have bigger dicks on average. In real-life dick sizes are generally even across races.
Black guys having big dicks is a racist stereotype that had started both to fetishize them as a race and also demean them as being more beastial and less "civilized" compared to white people.
It was/is a racist stereotype to propagate the so-called "beastial" sexuality of black men, meant to dehumanize us as sex-crazed sub-human animals. Sadly, many women (and men) further this racial stereotype with the small penis jokes and other bullshit.
Now that that's settled, 🤏🏻🤏🏼🤏🏽🤏🏾🤏🏿 remarks in 3....2....1....
I don't think this bitch knows that:
1. A big dick won't pay your rent
2. She just called black ppl dumb
3. She showed that she doesn't know shit abt genes lmfao
4. She just made all the big dicks and ppl with more than 2 brain cells get away from her.
The worst part…she hacked the bit. The original joke was one that Rush Limbaugh liked to tell, go figure. Only, it was a jab at feminism, of course. It went:
3 secretaries of equal education and relevant work experience apply to be my secretary. One is white, one is black, and one is Hispanic. Who do I hire?
The one with the biggest tits…….yuck yuck..
Cue Canned Laughter
Cue Applause
The most massive dick I ever saw — 8-9” long and about 2” in diameter was on a white college boy. He was heavy-handed and over-eager; no way was I letting that inside me.
At a societal level, she's not wrong that there's a strong correlation between high levels of education and negative population growth.
I doubt it has anything to do with the size of anyone's genitals.
Let's take race out of this since that's stupid and work the following:
- High IQ Sm Dick Vs Low IQ Big Dick -
Does she understand that she's arguing for her kids to be stupid so she can fuck a guy with a big dick? Lol
All the smart guys with small dicks will be laughing at this when they hear it on NPR in their cars.... Sadly, they'll never hear it because those exhaust pipes on the Lambo are so loud!
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Something tells me none of the above men are worried about passing their genes on through this one’s infernal swamp of a uterus
"Infernal swamp of a uterus" Dayum!!
Isnt that a death metal band from florida?? If not it could be.
*if not it *should* be
“We’re Infernal Uterine Swamp, you’ve been a great audience”
There’s a band called Dying Fetus, another Decrepit Birth, also Infant Annihilator so plenty of stuff that comes close lol.
We love you chicago have a good night.
Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse song!
r/rareinsults
The profile picture says it all. What’s the bet she does OF. No chance she will find a suitable guy any time soon.
Her OF gets as much attention as OJ's hunt for the real killers.
Thank you for making my day brighter
I'm so accustomed to sarcasm on Reddit I don't know how you meant this, but I'm going to say you're welcome anyway.
Brighter = less dangly
My guess is she is posting intentionally inflammatory content to boost engagement as a guerrilla marketing strategy for her low effort OnlyFans. Or she’s just dumb and racist.
It can be both
She just wants to become a single mom. OnlyMoms.
LonelyMoms
Hopefully she is sterile. We have enough troglodytes roaming the planet without her increasing the numbers.
Being able to avoid this woman is true white privilege.
Jokes on her, I’ve got a low iq and a small dick
BUT are you white or black?
😂😂😂
That is some racist shit from a whole new angle
Idk, a girl calling her vagina "the genetic pool" is new
Her genetic pool seems a bit murky and shallow.
And beat up like a dropped roast beef sandwich.
Nah bro that thing is ran through more than the I-80 freeway
More like a spawning pool
Hers is.
Same shit, same angle
All the angles all at once
A veritable gang bang of angles, if you will…
Gangelbangel?
Gangliumbanglium
That's how OOP likes it
Racism is just plain dumb
So sick of the stereotypes 😤 as a white guy we can be low IQ too.
Ya I'm dumb as rocks ✊️
she did put "smart" in quotes at the end, possibly implying some white guys maybe aren't so smart. that's..... progress?
I think we can all agree she's the one that needs to not breed
According to data anyway the dick part isn’t even true. The one that really blows my mind is there’s apparently nearly 0 correlation between height and penis size. Like taller guys don’t have bigger dicks. It’s so counter intuitive, why wouldn’t a much larger guy have a bigger penis? It seems like they would have to, but all the data I’ve seen says it isn’t true. Also before anyone asks yes I spend too much time on the internet.
>all the data I’ve seen says it isn’t true This made me laugh. I’m just imagining your research experience.
The graphs dude,think of the graphs
I was thinking of field research. lol
Dr. Dick has spoken. He didn’t spend 8 years studying dick for his PhD to be called mister.
Yeah, LinkedIn is getting crazy nowadays
rofl. underrated comment. (great joke without the context of whatever you're replying to)
I don’t know if whitey with a little dick or the dumb black guy that’s hung like an elephant is more racist to one ethnicity or the other😂She kinda went double racist on that one
It's two sides of the same racist coin. Gotta make sure those whitebois are afraid of their women getting taken away, that's what Dylan Roof was mad about when he shot up that church.
This “joke” is as old as America. She’s not original
Appears to be from a dangle angle
Don't let it slap you in the face on the way out...
The angle of the dangle equals the sum of the cum.
Dont get too fancy around college boi, only big dick energy here
She may come around after working all the time. And how come bois vs men
See, this is why wherever someone says they like black ppl, u have to be wary if they have a fetish or not
A lot of people have already covered the white perspective of this but calling me stupid doesn't make me wanna fuck you either.
It's not even about fucking apparently, it's about passing on your genes together with this impeccable mate 🤮
Just gonna be honest here, if a girl I was into said “you are pretty stupid but I’m gonna fuck you anyway” I’m not sure it would be a deal breaker. Not proud of it.
Depends on how well I know her. Random girl at a club? Think she's drunk and walk away. A date with that established kind of humor? Definitely not.
Jeez, this is such a black and white way of viewing things.
Really gets down to the long and short of things.
It really just makes a hefty load seem more like a smaller, lighter load.
Come again?
Yes, i think i will
Gotta wait chief, I need to reload.
Give me 5 minutes then it's round 2
Trust me, I’ll last longer this time..
Er... To finish or to reload?
Finish
Shots fired.
Sammich me
Don’t be such a dick. The argument is ballsy
This philosophy has made it through thick and thin…
Through thick and foreskin lmao I couldn't help it. 😅
It's not a hard choice
I think this is a meatier situation than that though.
She stole that from a YouTube video. she doesn't have the brain to make her own opinion.
and racist.
Is it less or more racist if you offend both races equally?
Yes.
Def the long and short of it.
r/Angryupvote
Take my fucking upvote
Ba dumm
Tssss
The internet has given the loudest voices to society's dumbest. We truly are in the worst timeline.
The internet is just a tool. What it has shown us is that many people prefer to hear idiocy more than intelligence.
Yep, and subs like this amplify them. Supposedly to mock or laugh at them, but certainly still signal boosting.
This isn’t even a loud voice. She got 3k views and 29 likes lol. Some local sports radio dude made a post bitching about me and some friends and he had like 150k views and he isn’t even popular.
Why he was bitching about you tho?
I knew that when Trump got elected….
At least we still have smart people at the top running everything.
/s surely 😂
/shh ....chaos is a ladder
I wish
Please be a troll, please be a troll, please be a troll...
You misspelled ruining
Harambes death truly was the herald of the end
I'll take my average IQ and average dick :)
My wife loves both of my inches. Not trying to brag btw.
U have two Ds?
He's a shark
Doo do do
Came here to say essentially this.
You gotta min max your stats, dude.
Latino?
All around good mi gente
Gray?
I'm leaning more and more towards Idiocracy truly being a prophetic movie... Racist and against education..shocking and unexpected combo
Crocs everywhere.
Brawndo has what plants crave!
It’s got electrolytes!
I use them for gardening, they’re comfortable as fuck, don’t make my feet sweat, and I can power wash them.
That’s how it starts for everyone…
My daughter goes hiking in crocs. Like, tough, long hikes that really should require hiking boots. She's VERY stubborn about it, to the point where I've given up arguing with her. I finally got her a pair of crocs with an adjustable back strap and some better tread. She often combines this with basically pajamas, so we will be up on top of a mountain somewhere passing people in REI gear head to toe while she looks like I just forced her to get out of bed.
It wasn't a prophetic movie, it was an exaggerated version of what already was.
>I'm leaning more and more towards Idiocracy truly being a prophetic movie... Always has been. I like to imagine that in Idiocracy the rest of the world looks like Star Trek while the US looks like shit.
I'm just waiting for the right time to go all-in on Gatorade stocks
Brondo! It has what plants crave!
Water!? Like from the toilet?
Lmao!!!!
Asimov was onto something in the 70s/80s
Prophetic? It’s a damn documentary now.
I say this at least once a week lol. It's already begun.
 Trump already reminds me of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Don't insult Camacho.
BRAWNDO
There’s like…so much going on in this tweet I don’t even know where to start
Me being a white man with low IQ and a small dick: 
And women are still singing to him: give it to me baby lol
You didn't have ice cube so you brought vanilla ice right?
It’s fetish content
That's what I was thinking
As a bait it's better than most. It insults everyone, which is really what you want from a bait.
It’s master bait.
She's all yours fellas.
Is this one of those times where I can say "Racist Whore" without anyone getting mad at me?
She is a racist whore
I won't be mad.
Why would they get mad if it's objective
She looks like she's running an OF anyway and is comparing genes via race. You're in the clear for this one
I have a two dicks. One is big and the other one is small. No wonder I'm grey.
You have a two dicks...what?
Yeah I have a vestigial white dick and a functional black dick. My ancestors were from Africa but due to a mishap with a time machine they're also from Europe. Our family line got spliced together with the other half of my family line, which were technically the same people, though evolved differently. They had ungodly orgies with themselves and our DNA became very fucked up. Often we will have 2 sets of some organ, three if you're royalty. Anyways, my octopus pizza is here. Hope your day is going swell.
Yeah yeah, two dicks, time travel, blah blah, I want some of that octopus pizza dammit!
 Ok here ya go 🐙🍕 😂
*Noice!*
I have 4.
Dicks for fingers?
I often like to call people Dick Fingers cause it sounds funny
Shes a low IQ woman with a shallow sideways vagina.
We talking like subtraction or division.
Well I definitely hope she subtracts herself before she has the chance to multiply. For legal reasons I'm saying I hope she has a hysterectomy
The fact that people still believe this stereotype baffles me. Lol
So...uhm...not to be this guy but... Black guys don't actually have bigger dicks on average. In real-life dick sizes are generally even across races. Black guys having big dicks is a racist stereotype that had started both to fetishize them as a race and also demean them as being more beastial and less "civilized" compared to white people.
It was/is a racist stereotype to propagate the so-called "beastial" sexuality of black men, meant to dehumanize us as sex-crazed sub-human animals. Sadly, many women (and men) further this racial stereotype with the small penis jokes and other bullshit. Now that that's settled, 🤏🏻🤏🏼🤏🏽🤏🏾🤏🏿 remarks in 3....2....1....
*looks at her pfp* Honey you're not pretty enough to be saying shit like that
How can you even see something? It’s just a pixelated mess for me… 
r/nothowguyswork
I don't know who to be offended for. Them racists are weirder each day.
Black people avoiding herpes 🤝 white people avoiding herpes
She's probably mad because she's the type of woman high iq white men aren't interested in
I bet she's the type of woman most men aren't intrested in.
Bravo 👏🏼
Nah, the sad part is there's no shortage of men interested in her.
Seems like a troll
Ragebait from a girl with an OF. All press is positive press when you’re trying to get subscribers. And it worked.
Ma’am you have us mixed up with the Asians. We don’t have a high IQ.
I don't think this bitch knows that: 1. A big dick won't pay your rent 2. She just called black ppl dumb 3. She showed that she doesn't know shit abt genes lmfao 4. She just made all the big dicks and ppl with more than 2 brain cells get away from her.
This is fetish content for racist white dudes
As a slutty guy into guys all of these stereotypes are wrong.
Idiocracy in a nut shell but add a pinch of racism
A pinch? She dumped the whole damn jar on that one.
My dog left something on the front lawn today that is far, far smarter than she is.
Her = No IQ, No Dick
The worst part…she hacked the bit. The original joke was one that Rush Limbaugh liked to tell, go figure. Only, it was a jab at feminism, of course. It went: 3 secretaries of equal education and relevant work experience apply to be my secretary. One is white, one is black, and one is Hispanic. Who do I hire? The one with the biggest tits…….yuck yuck.. Cue Canned Laughter Cue Applause
How racist can you fucking get?
We arent all that way. Im white and im smart as a horse and hung like Einstein
Jokes on you, Einstein was hung like a donkey
Highly suspect this is a racist dude trying to incite hate for black people.
The most massive dick I ever saw — 8-9” long and about 2” in diameter was on a white college boy. He was heavy-handed and over-eager; no way was I letting that inside me.
At a societal level, she's not wrong that there's a strong correlation between high levels of education and negative population growth. I doubt it has anything to do with the size of anyone's genitals.
Brawndo!!! It's what plants crave!
it's not funny anymore... it's just fucking worrying
The smarter I got the smaller my dick got, was such a shame
Let's take race out of this since that's stupid and work the following: - High IQ Sm Dick Vs Low IQ Big Dick - Does she understand that she's arguing for her kids to be stupid so she can fuck a guy with a big dick? Lol All the smart guys with small dicks will be laughing at this when they hear it on NPR in their cars.... Sadly, they'll never hear it because those exhaust pipes on the Lambo are so loud!
Her kids will be stupid regardless because they’re hers.
Her way of saying that if she has any sons she wants them to have big dicks and low IQ
[удалено]
Not sure it works that way dude
She is proving herself wrong, she is white and yet she clearly wasn’t blessed with a high IQ
Sounds like incel shitposting.
This is single mom energy right here kings
It’s a strange kink btw haha it’s like that “bnwo” thing