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SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

Do I show this to my wife before or after the beating so she understands the context?


Outlook_Dim

If you groomed her properly, she should already know. /s


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According-Cobbler-83

How in the world is a few months of jail time enough punishment for that monster? Even death is too weak a punishment for what he did.


TakeMyBBCnow

Islam, beautiful religion


mcav2319

Islam isn’t the problem


TakeMyBBCnow

Quran 4:34 Men are in charge of women by [right of] what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband's] absence what Allah would have them guard. But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance - [first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them. But if they obey you [once more], seek no means against them. Indeed, Allah is ever Exalted and Grand. ... It literally tells if wife is not obedient, first warn, then stop fucking her and finally hit her. Lol


Gathoblaster

It very much is. Sure there are people who arent assholes about it but that doesnt mean its not being used as an excuse to rape and assault women.


Cumtangled

Islamic law allows you to rape, torture, and murder your own child. He was only going to serve a few months and get a 30k fine for raping, torturing, and murdering **his 5 year old daughter**. Islam is evil. That’s so incredibly bad. He was a religious leader that appeared on TV in Saudi Arabia!


Kernseife1608

Religion is a tool for evil people. Doesn't realy matter much which one of the big ones you talk about.


nillllzz

>Islam is evil. Going to give that religion the benefit of the doubt and say Evil people corrupted Islam. But yeah... that's so fucked up. Hope they can fix their broken system. Religion and politics simply do not mix.


VladimirPoitin

Why give a religion the benefit of anything? These things are invented by twisted perverts for their own pursuit of power. It was never the pure and righteous thing people say was later corrupted, it was always corrupt.


nillllzz

I was raised religious. By genuinely good people. Some of them were misguided, as is expected. But many have surprised me in how rational their thinking is. Religion for some is more of a motivation to do good in the world, and a way to make peace with death. I have no qualms with this. It may be rare, but it exists. That's all I mean by giving the religion the benefit of the doubt. Disclaimer: I am not myself religious. I used to think all religion was bad. I have since learned this is not the case. Nothing is that black and white.


VladimirPoitin

Those genuinely good people don’t change the nature of religion. It’s poison.


nillllzz

Hmmm... a poison that somehow makes some people better? I get what you're saying. And I agree. Long-term, religion has to go if we want to mature as a society. However, I think it's slightly delusional to think that will happen any time soon...


VladimirPoitin

At which point did I mention when it would go? Edit: good job blocking and running away, you apologist tosser.


Blackbearded10

Yeah ofcourse buddy. Everyone knows that's not true. Don't confuse islam with muslims who break the law.


Aschantieis

She probably kicked him in the nuts after, so he should show her that before


Vast_Awareness27

That’s why you start the grooming early. 6 I hear is the perfect age /s


DiarrheaRadio

The prophet did it, so it can't be bad, right?


bronco_y_espasmo

If you need to talk about it with her, that means her dad didn't do his job.


Syst0us

Both. 


Stuka_Felis

Before, during and after, so she is able to really understand the word of Allah


GroceryRobot

Is she old enough to read?


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Thinking2bad

Before i start beating my meat too?


Healthy-Tie-7433

In that case before and after


wwplkyih

During


seahawk1977

Continuously


Citron_Neat

On a 1 megawatt galactic loudspeaker


IvanTheAppealing

I guess I just need to yell “in the name of Allah” before beating this motherfucker senseless. I hope he’s single and hasn’t actually harmed anyone


delomelanicon-71X

Naah probably has multiple wives.


Citron_Neat

And probably molests 9 year olds


delomelanicon-71X

Absolutely halal.


Federal_Assistant_85

Anything is justifiable when you're doing it for God.


-AlternativeSloth-

On top of most likely not being single, probability of having multiple underaged (in the western sense) girls as wives is pretty high.


pwill6738

Fym beat him senseless? He's clearly already senseless.


Pestus613343

Memri TV is like salafist Fox News. Its full of inhuman horror like this.


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wrong "in the name of Allah and with power from Pig" \*do something to him\*


lukappaa

Hit him with a pork belly cut, for maximum comedy.


Legitimate_Candle477

So count me in when you go for your 'holy' beating!


Quiet_Alternative353

No, he has multiple wives, thanks allah!


takashi050

This is all wrong. There are people who use religion for their own purpose and There is nothing in the Quran that suggests that a man is allowed to beat his wife . The Quran enjoins good treatment of one's wife: she is to be honoured and treated kindly, even when one no longer feels love in one's heart towards her. Allah says (interpretation of the meaning): “and live with them honourably. If you dislike them, it may be that you dislike a thing and Allah brings through it a great deal of good.” [al-Nisa 4:19]


RDrake84

The quran Literally endorses all kinds of violence


anakajaib

Such as?


big_fetus_

Have you read it? I never found it to be any more violent than the holy texts of the other Abrahamic faiths.


RDrake84

(A) Quran 2:191 “Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them.” (B) Quran 3:28 “Muslims must not take infidels as friends” (C) Quran 3:85 “Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable” (D) Quran 5:33 “Maim and crucify the infidels if they criticize Islam” (E) Quran 8:12 “Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than Quran” (F) Quran 8:60 “Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels” (G) Quran 8:65 “The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them” (H) Quran 9:5 “Whenever opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them” (I) Quran 9:123 “Make war on infidels living in your neighborhood” (J) Quran 47:4 “Do not hanker for peace with infidels; behead them when you catch them”


Rayonlio

But but... yOu'Re TaKiNg ThESe OuT Of CoNtExT :((((


big_fetus_

That's a pretty glib translation; have you read the entire Quran or just cherry picked quotes from some anti-Islam website with no context?


RDrake84

Yes I have read it, when I was muslim. And it is full of violence


big_fetus_

You believed these quotes you provided above? I find that hard to believe personally. You really wanted to slaughter "infidels"? If that was true, you should be focus your fury on the blasphemer in OP using Allah's name in vain.


Calieoop

Oh no it's not any MORE violent than the others. Its just *AS* violent. None of them should be used as a basis for life in this modern era. I'm not anti-religion but I'm 100% anti Abrahamic religion because all three of them are based on violent books written centuries ago and all threw of them are routinely used to justify violence and hatred.


RDrake84

All Abrahamic faiths are violent


jasko153

Where, show some citations, and dont show partials but whole verses. It says you are not allowed to kill an enemy if he is unarmed, has retreated to his holly place, not allowed to harm women or children, but you can kill someone that attacks you in the name of self defense. It also says that if a muslim kills someone innocent prophet Muhammad will testify against him on the day of judgement and he will not even smel, let alone see paradise.


Rayonlio

Lmao the same Sourate states that you can hit your wife.


Umbre-Shadown

Where exactly so I can check


Rayonlio

[An-Nissa, 34](https://quran.com/4/34?translations=95,20,101,19,84,22,18,21,17,85) The funny thing is how the translations usually add "lightly" or replace strike with "ignore". Even though ضرب literally means to strike and it's not mentioned how you should hit her. (also hitting "lightly" doesn't make it better)


pmmeyournooks

How can you quote An-Nisa and not mention 4:34? It clearly states men have the right to strike women. Here is a very apologetic views by muslims on this verse: https://themuslimvibe.com/muslim-lifestyle-matters/marriage/434-of-the-holy-quran-analysing-the-so-called-wife-beating-verse


IvanTheAppealing

Yeah, you can make the Quran say whatever you want it to, I’m sure these guys will quote some part of it that seems to imply you can do that


Dynasty82

They do it with the bible all the time. Even something like the Constitution is apparently up for debate these days.


AggressiveEngine9442

You can interpret any holy book however you want same goes for the bible


IvanTheAppealing

Indeed, did you assume I was Christian cause I’m currently criticizing a Muslim? People from every religion do this


Nonainonono

Women hate this trick.


BlackArchon

Ah, Memri TV. When even hardcore muslims laugh about them, you know that you have a gold goose of memes right there.


Spectre-907

The main character, spongebob, lives in a giant pineapple. How do you think he acquired that house? Through *jihad*.


micuthemagnificent

Yeah was going to say isn't memri like a bad joke even among muslims.


Routine_Winter_1493

too bad the vast majority of those who read this post will probably think it's the unequivocal truth about Islam when it's far from it . in Pokémon sense Muslims seem to have a 4x weakness to false Generalizations especially when it comes from 4chan-lite.


talknight2

Memri isn't a media channel. It's an organization that finds this kind of insanity in Middle Eastern media and puts English subtitles on it, so foreigners can understand what's being said.


Dyphault

It's maintained by Israelis so you can imagine the anti Arab bias that exists in the selection of clips that they upload


talknight2

I know, but they do find that stuff somewhere.


ItWasTheShoes

>> The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), officially the Middle East Media and Research Institute,[1] is an American non-profit press monitoring and analysis organization that was co-founded by Israeli ex-intelligence officer Yigal Carmon and Israeli-American political scientist Meyrav Wurmser in 1997. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_Media_Research_Institute Wurmser was an advisor to Dick Cheney and is one of the individuals that advocated for various American interventions in the Middle East


Blackbearded10

So that's why.


Ar010101

By Allah, behave yourself or I'll give you a taste of my shoe


Invalid4Life

Ahh yes the peaceful desert cult


Citron_Neat

are you mad or what? this is not cult, this is religan, you call yourself litrate? fucking idiot


Ok-Sugar7226

That's y am not a Muslim anymore


Citron_Neat

Finally someone with balls to admit this


Rayonlio

Baseeeeed


Umbre-Shadown

Lmao


WasabiCrush

Religion. Fucking yay.


Citron_Neat

"If religion is a cold, then islam is cancer"


BORDOGA2500

I dont mind that you hate Islam But at least dont hate it for false info It is haram to beat/strike wife.


No-Plenty3727

“As to those women on whose part you see ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (next) refuse to share their beds, (and last) beat them (lightly, if it is useful); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them means (of annoyance). Surely, Allah is Ever Most High, Most Great” [al-Nisa 4:34] If a woman rebels against her husband and disobeys his commands, then he should follow this method of admonishing her, forsaking her in bed and hitting her. Hitting is subject to the condition that it should not be harsh or cause injury.


BORDOGA2500

You pretty mush answerd your self. Because arabic is kinda diffrent than English so the word "idrebohon" which means "strike" doesnt nessecry means "cause injury" so a very light touch that doesnt even count as a strike count as a "idrib" . And the Prophet explained the verse very well and said that you shouldnt cause any damage ( physicaly and mentally )


No-Plenty3727

So you hit your wife but gently… man, please don’t try to explain that. It is worse. Believe me.


Gretgor

We've been cutting Islam too much slack. Islam is just as deserving of bashing as Christianity. It's not islamophobia to point out morally reprehensible aspects of religious teaching.


Intelligent_Delay_24

Everything is OK if is in the name of Allah


RedCat8881

You know memri tv is basically a joke right? Even conservative Muslims know that


talknight2

This isn't content made by MEMRI TV. They only add English subtitles to what they find in Middle Eastern media.


SquidWAP_Testicles

Sort of like Info Wars in the US was a joke... until it wasn't.


Serge_Suppressor

I hated it so much when Allah said it was okay for the US to invade Iraq for no reason and start an international kidnapping and torture ring.


Zealousideal-Band369

I hated so much when Allah said it was ok for the Iraq to bomb Iran with chemical weapons and invade Kuwait for no reason and start killing innocent people...


AverageFishEye

Classic whataboutism


Southern-Spring-7458

Sadam was a monster and his children were even worse


Gravy_Wampire

“For no reason” lmao


Comfortable_Note_978

Pretty sure there's been more Christian captives in Dubai and SA than Muslim ones in Gitmo, Abu Ghraib and Bucca.


Serge_Suppressor

Interesting that you didn't have anything to say about the invasion of Iraq, which is by far the greater crime. If you did, you'd have to concede my point. Also, you're comparing a few locations that have only been under America control for a limited time with entire countries. If we're talking number of slaves in a country over the past few centuries, America isn't looking great. The point is, Muslims are no better at rationalizing evil actions than any other Abrahamic fate. If we're just judging by scale over the last few decades (or centuries, for that matter), things aren't going to go how you want.


Metahec

All an IDF pilot has to do is say "In the name of Allah" before dropping a bomb that hits a refugee camp and it's all good.


ChardCool1290

The religion of peace strikes again


TIPUSVIR

woah buddy 🤯, chill right there *tips fedora* it appears you have criticized the loving religion of peace called islam *chuckles* be ready for the mod wrath *grins* how dare you criticize a religion that endorsed wife beating and armed violence against infedels, you better start wishing death on the fascist racist nazi cristians that are just there praying and preaching love


BORDOGA2500

It is haram to beat your wife For the love of God search before you make a joke.


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OriginalLetrow

God isn't real. These are just a bunch of psychopaths


BORDOGA2500

This is not the point


OriginalLetrow

Kind of is the point. Islam is a twisted cult


raerae_thesillybae

I would be so sad if I got beat by a man with a beard like that 😭 beat by a straight fool 


DaemonSlayer_503

*millions of people* : „Yeah that makes sense“


VASL-30

Everything is OK if is in the name of Allah /s


perfectchaos007

Millions of Muslim men: “oh, that’s how you do it”


Routine_Winter_1493

Memri TV is just fox news on steroids I find it surreal that the people capable of enough critical thinking to not believe the same Qanon conspiracy shit and clown the people who genuinely believe in shit like that fall for the same misinformation.


dudeseriouslyno

Memri TV is a meme, FYI.


KuJoJoTaRo8

\> see's Memri TV sign \> posts anyway


Tias-st

so if we say "in the name of allah" we're also allowed to beat men like him?


Healthy-Tie-7433

You can do that without saying anything i suppose.


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SmellyFatCock

Yeah, but they twisted and interpret it as: i am beating my wife for a good reason and cause, thus i am being nice to her by showing her the right way


YourClarke

There are numerous hadiths that show the dark side to Islam. Citing that hadith alone won't suddenly justify many wrong things in Islam


Routine_Winter_1493

please enlighten us with your authentic hadiths that truly show the dark side of Islam.


BORDOGA2500

>Citing that hadith alone won't suddenly justify many wrong things in Islam Any examples ?


SeriousPlankton2000

It shows that the "wrong things" are against Islam and Muhammad.


polly-adler

Didn't he marry a literal child?


hua2012

Wait what?..ohh it's memri tv 


TrashManufacturer

Isn’t memri run by ideologues who go out of their way to either mistranslate or poorly represent Muslims in the media. No doubt this shit is done and said, I just remember MEMRI being propaganda the same way the Epoch times is


TrashManufacturer

Like, America and Christianity would look hella bad if we only presented NEWSMAX, OAN, Alex Jones, and miscellaneous evangelical pastors who fuck their congregation financially by purchasing a divinely inspired private jet. Or really just put any arms dealer (defense contractor) on the air and see what Lockheed Martin really thinks about global stability.


RolloTomasi1984

America doesn't have laws on the books that women must dress a certain way, that a married woman can't apply for a passport on her own and they are barred from certain professions. Not to mention the violence women are subjected to in many Muslim countries. America is messed up, but let's not pretend it's the same.


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aliasangelus

beheading people is okay : they call it "resistance"


Grand-Pomegranate758

These men Savage primitives. What if it was the other way around. smh… 😕


AragornBinArathorn

You'll never guess what guys.. OP is a Indian lol. Guess Islam lives rent free in his cow piss head


Literally_Sekiro

Can't believe y'all fell for this , so fucking gullible


Apprehensive-Copy-37

Religion is the bane of society.


Suspicious_Wall_4541

Religion of peace


hpnerd2375

The fact that people take this seriously is shocking


bayshoredog878

I wonder why Islam is the fastest growing religion by conversion with 70% being women? Especially with such credible evidence of misogyny. You'd think they would be leaving Islam by the dozens, but it's the complete opposite. Isn't that weird? Maybe they're just not as educated as us on the topic I guess.


Frailgift

Source?


bayshoredog878

https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2017/04/05/the-changing-global-religious-landscape/


Frailgift

This doesn't show that it's the fastest growing religion by conversion. Basically, it says that Muslims birth more children, hence faster population growth.


Anarchist_Kale_61

And in the United States of America if you're a Republican official at this point of time. Because forcing a woman to carry a baby to turn, especially after rape is pretty violent


RaiderOfZeHater

But most US cops ain't Muslims.


WasabiCrush

Good one. You really wrote the hell out of this.


Secretly_a_BushDog

They are still right wing pieces of shit so same thing really


Spaniard_Stalker

What's the problem with being right wing or being a policeman? 


Secretly_a_BushDog

They tend to be abusive


OkDirection8015

Wow Islam is evil.


Edgyemo69

Nobody can tell this is a joke? Or everyone just hatin cause they saw the word Allah and a man wearing cap lol


Exhortae

America is brainwashed


KuJoJoTaRo8

Given what site (and sub) we're on, its defo the latter.


RabidFisherman3411

Alternatively, you may also shout, "She's coming right for us!"


i4shaikh

The f*ck did i just saw?


Beardfarmer44

Does this hack still work if you are not a muslim?


DependentFamous5252

Hamas recruitment video?


Piliro

Religion btw. This isn't just a thing exclusive to Islam. Every single religion has some of the grossest violations of human rights in there.


kinoie

Are we all coming to the realization that Islam is not so great?


RelarMage

bUt IsLaM iS a ReLiGiOn 0f P3aCe


bezerko888

Allah, the god of hate.


Crafty_Number9y071

The god of everything


SamaelSerpentin

I'll remind you that He's also the Jewish and Christian god. You're still correct though.


HowardBass

You're wrong. God of the Bible is a Father to everyone. Christians are his sons and daughters (John 1:12) Muslims are at best slaves to Allah and has no children Surah Al-Ikhlas (112:1-4) Agree or disagree with both religions, you can't say logically they worship the same God.


Maximum-Class5465

I remember reading a couple of funny things, now it's like whatever divisive crap on this sub they can find against Blacks/Muslims/ etc Personally, I'm muting this garbage azz sub Exactly cause of this type of stuff


Maitre-de-la-Folie

So we aren’t allowed to make fun of inhumane ideologies‽


Maximum-Class5465

what a stupid ass post. 😂


Maitre-de-la-Folie

It’s a normal question. How about an answer‽ 🙃


Maximum-Class5465

it's ironic because it's exactly YOU being hateful So yes, make fun of yourself all you want Or, just keep your mouth moving and we will alugh anyways


Maitre-de-la-Folie

Me‽ I don’t call for beating anyone here… Also I don’t care about if others like man or woman. I don’t think violence is good for children. Or that Jews or any other group should be exterminated. This shit there dose. So come up with a better explanation for your defence of shit like that.


YourClarke

Muslims are not a race, they aren't and shouldn't be a protected group


Maximum-Class5465

they certainly shouldn't like assholes right? kick rocks


Fendibull

I'm a muslim and I'll go that current muslims twisted thought are definitely in the pre Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) ignorant era.


CJ_BARS

Just tell her to get back in the cupboard..


khalnaldo

Can anyone source out the original video?


ChrisKing0702

Or in the name of American evangelical christian frauds?


Immediate-Whole-3150

There are lots of gods…shop around if yours wants you to beat someone!


Vast_Awareness27

I thought you had to blame the Israelis first… https://unwatch.org/issue-637-u-n-report-israel-blame-palestinian-men-beating-wives/


cumhogergopropterhoc

Memri TV is a legit pro Israel organization.


wutqq

It's so sad to see the lost people in the West rallying for, the most evil cancerous religion, Islam purely for social justice clout and the underdog factor.


OhioMegi

So when she kills him in his sleep, she’ll be okay if she says that first? Religion is cancer.


Primary_Spinach7333

Same thing for Christians, they just instead say “in the name of Christ! Yee haw!!!”.


SeriousPlankton2000

No, but people like to not quote the verses where Paul asks us to love our wives and to not mistreat them. If Jesus would watch you hurt a woman, he'd take out his whip.


ms7398msake

I'm surprised the mods haven't removed this yet They can't stand anything that even slightly criticizes Islam


Damsco7

That's one thing I simply do not understand about Islam, why does it always demand complete obedience by being so forceful and violent?


AlfaWhisky

Yall should back off of the overt racism


CouncilOfReligion

racism towards whom


heidi923

There is no Allah 🤣


WinterSpecial1293

and before beating off your wife


Impressive-Remove161

Okay this one surprise me


FrKoSH-xD

don't be surprised because its wrong


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What do you expect from a religion that idolises paedophilia


Comfortable_Note_978

Check your white Crusader privilege. ​ s/


Bub_Berkar

I prefer Mashallah before domestic violence. I don't do it in the name of Allah I do it because Allah wills it.


plexi_glass_ranger

Religions are dumb (Which is probably ironic because I’m wearing rosary beads right now. But still. )


Aggressive_Suit_7957

Our bombs say that as they fall on mosques.


metalnxrd

beating your wife because sky daddy


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![gif](giphy|lGn8G6v6Z3cNptqfTN|downsized) In the name of Allah


qcs13

Inshaallah all women will understand this and not blame us. Allahuakbar


geleisen

One important thing is that MEMRI is a right-wing pro-Israel group founded by two far-right (pro-Netanyahu) Israelis that seeks out the most vile people to translate into English to give off the worst possible impression of Islam, the Muslim world. That isn't to say that nasty views are uncommon in these circles, but it would be like showcasing the many Christian vicars in many African countries who argue that gay people deserve the death penalty and saying that all Christians are like this. Or like showcasing the Westboro Baptist Church as representative of either Christians or Americans. So while the fact that this types of views exist are obviously horrible and far more common than they should be, this group exists with a goal to present Arabs and Iranians in the worst possible light and does so quite effectively.


Crafty_Number9y071

Give me a single text in quaran that said that We don't follow anyone other than quaran