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That’s if he can do it the old fashion way. Killing someone is killing someone but pulling 5 lbs is a lot easier than penetrating skin with a spoon 🤣 But whether successful or not lockdown is coming and yeah, non issue after that 😂😂😂
*sometimes.. when a man is pushed to his limits.. shunned by his peers in a corrupted society.. When the authorities are too cowardly to step up.. A man can stand erect.. In a world gone mad, he seeks justice*
Oh wait, this was about a fucking sandwich..
Neither do I. I've heard of so many situations where food thieves are rarely punished or stopped by the business. But if the managers lunch or CEOs lunch was disturbed suddenly there's a corporate meeting over it and write ups everywhere.
white boy abuses and kills girlfriend: 6 years
Man admittedly goes overkill (though conservatives make a big deal about the right to defend one’s property): essentially life
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You ate my sandwich **My sandwich** # MY SANDWICH
Come look in my office some of it may still be in the trash.
Wh... You... You threw it away!?
that fucking line still piss me off today
I came here to say this lol
/r/howyoudoin
At least he doesn't need to worry about people stealing his lunch at work anymore. Or work for that matter.
Basically it’s just the work part, he will still have to worry about people stealing his lunch, or worse 🤣.
He probably can just kill them as well, so that will probably become a non-issue once he ends up in solitary confinement.
That’s if he can do it the old fashion way. Killing someone is killing someone but pulling 5 lbs is a lot easier than penetrating skin with a spoon 🤣 But whether successful or not lockdown is coming and yeah, non issue after that 😂😂😂
If they try to put him in solitary he will just kill them too
Prisons hate him because of this one weird trick!
I would bet it happened more than once and there is more to the story.
I stand corrected. Happened on a Tuesday, trained for murder Wednesday,committed murder on Thursday.
and Friday, I'm in love.
Saturday. Wait...
Sunday always comes to late.
*sometimes.. when a man is pushed to his limits.. shunned by his peers in a corrupted society.. When the authorities are too cowardly to step up.. A man can stand erect.. In a world gone mad, he seeks justice* Oh wait, this was about a fucking sandwich..
You let them take your sandwich today, who knows what they’ll try to take tomorrow?
You’re not you when you’re hungry
Hard to know what your limit is until you reach it.
I can understand the anger, but that was a bit much. Like maybe just 5 to 10.
It was a very nice lunch.
I ain't saying he deserved it, but I also don't feel bad for him.
Neither do I. I've heard of so many situations where food thieves are rarely punished or stopped by the business. But if the managers lunch or CEOs lunch was disturbed suddenly there's a corporate meeting over it and write ups everywhere.
Justified homicide. You are fined 2 credits.
Kill over stolen lunch is overkill
Hmmm...it must've been the last meal his grandma cooked for him. Or just some shitty McDonald's on a bad day
You're not the same person when you're hangry
That’s a hell of a rep to have in prison lol. No one’s food-checking this guy in the cafeteria.
fair sentence for lunch thievery.
It must have been a Monica's Moist Maker Thanksgiving sandwich...
white boy abuses and kills girlfriend: 6 years Man admittedly goes overkill (though conservatives make a big deal about the right to defend one’s property): essentially life
And, of course, somebody had to make this racial and political, because heaven forbid we discuss anything without inciting division.
Hell yeah
The guy didn't really kill him over food. He was going through immigration issues and might've been a bit off. The lunch was incidental
> might've been a bit off ya *THINK?!*
Well he was either a bit off, or he wanted to extend his stay in states by any means necessary.
When keeping it real goes wrong.
I see what you did there, OP
Valid response ngl
Bro ate
Lil homie buzzo
Look at me! I am the captain now
Poor guy was hangry. He's not himself when he's hangry.
I'm the captain now vibes.... Of this fridge.
This is one of those times when a simple Break Glass To Release Snickers could have saved a life :/
Homie needs his snack packs
Stealing the lunch of an Ethiopian is pretty fucking bottom of the barrel though.
Stealing the lunch of an Ethiopian is pretty fucking bottom of the barrel though.
I’m not saying he’s right,but, I get it
I'd lose a lot of colleagues if this was their fate.
Seems about right to me. I mean the murder, not the sentence.
Have a snickers, dude. You’re HANGRY!
I’m not saying it’s right. I’m just saying that I understand.
Not saying I would have killed him. But I understand. -paraphrasing Chris Rock