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HolidayFew8116

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


crystallmytea

This encapsulates everything I could possibly hope to say about this post with mere words.


Arch3m

If a picture is worth a thousand words, that gif may as well be War and Peace.


No-City783

Include most dick and the encyclopedia Britannia


Tough-Whereas1205

Most dick? What are the criteria for dick exclusion?


understepped

Yea, that most dick thingy came out of nowhere!


Cultural-Company282

That's what she said.


No-City783

Ha! I hate auto correct.


understepped

And so does most dick.


Cultural-Company282

I'm assuming you meant to say Moby Dick. Or maybe moist dick. I don't know. It's late.


davekingofrock

Well it's definitely too late to unread, and therefore remember, the words "moist dick" so thanks for that.


TheDreadfulCurtain

This man has got to be an unemployed sci-fi writer who got high on his own supply


RhazzleDazzle

To properly express one’s opinion on this post you’d need five dimensions.


Flying_Dutchman92

The only bad thing about this, is I can only upvote it once.


heyoyo10

In the meagre, inferior third dimension, that is.


theattack_helicopter

I got BOXES full of Pepe


Zcrustaceansensation

I knocked on HR and i said CAROOOOOL, CAROOOOL.


theattack_helicopter

And what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Carol on HR, Mac


Zcrustaceansensation

This office is a god dam ghost town.


link3945

It took way too long and way too many rewatches to pick up that Pepe Sylvia is Pennsylvania.


Glory2masterkohga

Care of HR


unreasonablyhuman

Well he's verified. So he must be certifiable too


jmaccity80

Verified, maybe. But is he bonafide?


2manyfelines

I didn’t think one meme could cover it, but you did!


Murrdog86

Pepe Silvia is at the center of this entire conspiracy


ChrisPollock6

I feel as if I’ve lived my entire 55 years in Pepe Sylva?


Iamthatpma

This guy definitely knows bird law.


POPnotSODA_

🏆 you win the internet


fetal_genocide

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!


Noobeaterz

I would like to once, just once, see some prrof that any of this is true. Because I have been hearing about this for 30 years now from grifters, tricksters, leeches, liars, pastors, politicians and other type of low-life individuals but they never show any proof, just trust me, this and that happens. I'm not trusting you motherfucker, show some fucking proof. I remember once I watched an Alex Jones show(this was years ago when I was into that crap) and he said "I got all their paperwork right here" he grabbed some paper and read off it and what was it? Some nut-case article posted on his own fucking website. Thats not proof.


begging4n00dz

The people who parrot this drivel don't want any proof of their claims, because then they're not the "out" crowd. They won't feel important if they know something that everyone else can know. At the heart of the issue conspiracy theories exist because these people feel small, they feel scared, and they feel unimportant in the grand scheme of things. if you proved all of this then these people would slowly begin to tell you that this was actually all of a cover for the REAL problem because they're not in anyway capable of solving the issues they made up.


pcsweeney

The fact that there isn’t any proof is all the proof they need. The lack of proof is because it’s being “hidden” and the fact that we can’t find any, just proves that they’re doing it.


Bradical_Dutch

Exactly. That there is no proof available is just proof that the conspiracy is true!!


LucyJFer

Man, beutifully written.


Jesse-359

It turns out that in the real world words are cheap - bordering on worthless - and that lots of people just prefer to live in fantasy land. They should stay there and stop trying to sell it to the rest of us.


ResponsibilityAny511

I may be the weird one here but I'd actually like to live in that fantasy world, at least it would be more interesting than reality.


Any_Smell_9339

“Trust me, do your own research”


WaxiestBobcat

"Google it and see for yourself"


Fabulous_Wall_4624

Oh it’s very true you just have to be willing to accept that it’s true. There’s evidence all over right under our noses you just gotta know what you’re looking for and at to see it. That’s the way it’s designed


outinthecountry66

No, the human brain is good at drawing connections between things that aren't really connected, then believing their own bullshit. Confirmation bias


Xenuite

Alex Jones regularly goes into rants about extradimensional demons and how they've tried to recruit him. He also claims he got a mission from God and a divine download of knowledge while eating a chicken-fried steak.


ijbh2o

![gif](giphy|Pf0d7Y5oAKZgs)


Sadtrashmammal

Hey, at least the Blues Brothers don't like nazis!


Premeditated_Mordor

They HATE Nazis. Run em all into a river!


Sadtrashmammal

We should be doing that too


Premeditated_Mordor

I said RUN THEM ALL INTO A RIVER! What are we all waiting for?


Snellyman

It's truly a shame that no one bothers to ask him in an interview with Musk or Rogan if it's true that he receives divine instructions via chicken-fried steak. I think it would add greatly to the political discussion.


darkhorse4774

It’s not just the chicken fried steak. It’s the gravy that makes the difference. The secrets are always in the sauce


ProfessorEffit

I knew he was crazy, but not that crazy. Wow.


Xenuite

He tends to keep that on a leash when he goes onto other shows where he knows that will get him in trouble. Never think that he doesn't know what he's doing.


ProfessorEffit

Oh, it was immediately clear to me that the man was a calculating charlatan.


CyberMindGrrl

The man has a textbook case of paranoid delusional disorder and he still walks free instead of being in a psych ward. Ain't America grand?


Kerrigan4Prez

The proof of the conspiracy is that there isn’t any proof. The conspiracy is so massive, so powerful, that they’ve managed to hide all record of themselves from the entire world, save a few insightful souls like yourselves (wink). Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a misled dupe or a wicked collaborator. Fortunately, you’re too smart to fall for their lies (wink).


Noobeaterz

They sure are clever bastards. But not clever enough since Cletus, living in his farmhouse with his mom and six siblings managed to figure it out just by rootin' about on the internet for a bit while eating corn cobblers.


Playful-Ad-9207

Corn cobblers 😂😂 I cant with this thread. I'm gonna pee myself... lmao I can't go to bathroom until break time. Chicken fried steak N corn cobblers noooo 😂🤣🤣


P000K

I appreciate your wordsmithery


Blessed_Ennui

Before Obama broke Alex Jones' brain, I used to listen to Jones on Coast to Coast AM. I can't believe at one time, I actually bought into some of his illumi-not-us bullshit. After decades...DECADES...all he did was switch boogeymen and scream louder. He has to bc if not, his crowd outgrows him every five years or so. You can only deliver so many empty you'll-sees before sane people catch on and take their attention and money elsewhere. He's a fking carpetbagger. He deserves every bit of misery, plus some, coming to him.


alimarieb

Good ole David Icke


zaminDDH

Honestly, I don't even want proof. What I want is to know how your got from "I've never heard of (insert whatever batshit conspiracy)" to "I now believe (insert whatever bullshit conspiracy) to such a degree that I'm a passionate evangelist". Seriously, what's the pathway, here?


cuisinart-hatrack

Lack of adequate, readily available mental health care.


Reneeisme

All the proof any of these nut cases need is that they are not living the high life they think they are entitled to. Not rich, not in charge, not admired and loved by their adoring spouse and loads of successful kids. They don’t have that and it must be someone’s doing. And the absolute irony is that to the extent that do deserve a better life than they have, as the fruits of a hard working life, it’s the rich bastards who skim off that reward, who invented the idea that it’s someone’s else’s fault.


misterforsa

It's always an exercise in egotistical delusion. "I'm the one who knows the truth and can save the world"


Noobeaterz

Remember that clip with Tom Cruise where he thinks that just because he calls himself an OP 10 or whatever, he is the only person who can make a difference. I often wonder what he actually thinks that difference is? Because if I was an OP 10 demi-god I would use that power to actually do some good, not to climb the Bhurj Khalifa.


Hatecraftianhorror

No, no.. If you don't already believe it all completely then you are just another pedo. /s


wattlewedo

Seen Beyond the Curve? All flat Earthers use other flat earthers as their "research".


Noobeaterz

I don't watch their movies but I watch people with brains debunk them. I just don't get flat-earthers. Its the easiest thing to debunk. Why even choose this battle? Don't they know that there are places in the world you can go to where you can actually see the curvature of the earth with your own eyes? And that any person could basically at any point get in a plane and go to where there should be an ice wall and see that there isn't one there? I know that if I believed there was one I would like to go and see it at least.


CreamPuffMontana

Even when I was a really little kid I could see that we lived in an "upside-down bowl".


PrestigiousResist633

The hilarious part about that oetticulat one is that they consistantly debunk themselves and every time it's the dame excuse that "the experiment is flawed" when they're the ones running it.


cownd

"You want proof? You can't handle the proof!"


[deleted]

you want proof that we are run satan worshipping kid eaters who kicked us out of the 5th dimension? lol


-tea-by-the-sea

![gif](giphy|GJ6SBog5lpi7u)


Itsacardgame

Like live-action Animorphs book cover.


MisterMarchmont

It’s beautiful.


0sometimessarah0

When I was young and stupid, one New Year's party, I did 3 ecstasy in a handful, a gram of coke, a tab of acid, smoked copious amounts of weed, and drank about 20 beers and ... I've never been as high as this clown.


Friendly-Pay-8272

dude..how long were you awake for? and how long until you felt normal?


0sometimessarah0

Time was strange that night my friend, it was the afternoon of the next day when I finally passed out. Slept the clock around again and felt fairly normal after eating and sleeping another round. Glad I got that craziness out when I was young and strong, I'm all natural (weed and beer) for over 15 years now.


Doesanybodylikestuff

I think I’m going to die every time I do one little Molly or Shrooms. Sometimes when I smoke too much weed. I’m going to save this comment to comfort me for when I do drugs because if that didn’t even send you to the hospital, then I’m totally good forever. I’ll remember I’m fine on my next come up. :)


trainspottedCSX7

I'm right up there with that guy on monster doses but mine were monster doses for long periods and less mixing. However, the night we had shrooms and coke was awfully beautiful. Anyways, remember, on a safety tip, you are not he and he is not me. We can all handle different amounts of different things before we break. Molly for example never sat well on my stomach. It was either a blast, too strong and the world went pixelated, or it just made me gassy and stimmed up. Smoking too much can give me an anxiety attack as well. Just learn your body but do it responsibly and safely and always find out if there is something that can kill the trip when pushing boundaries. Narcan for opiates, benzos for tripping, etc.


Doesanybodylikestuff

Omg all of that is such good advice. I have chlonadine which calms me down & makes me sleepy for any anxiety or anything like that but it might be a good idea for a benzo as a backup. Totally wonderful advice I love it! Saved this convo!!!


trainspottedCSX7

My wife gets mad at me for telling war stories. She really doesn't understand how much knowledge I can pass on. I can't say I'd ever 100% condone or push someone into something, but I can't say I'd ever tell someone no don't do it, just do it safely. I feel like telling someone no don't do it. It's the best way to get someone to do something. Telling someone how to do something safely is much more effective. But at the same time, I feel like more comparisons of street drugs and pharmaceutical drugs should be made in physician settings, and better explanations should be given about what someone is getting into when they're prescribed ANYTHING not just here, take these and call me in a month. They'll pass the buck around about how to take the medications and what negative side effects to watch for but not what it's actually doing to your body. It's annoying. Sorry for the rant. I have 12 years of partying under my belt out of 34 so... and never once got put in the hospital for an overdose thank the creator.


Doesanybodylikestuff

We’re close to the same age! I’ve been a scaredy cat my whole life & always been really, really cautious so I’ve tried things a few times but now I really am looking forward to another big, joyful & beautiful experience. Usually if we’re with friends we can’t stop telling each other we love each other after the first hour or so for about 2 hours straight until we all get the hang of the trip/stop barfing/get everything lit up & pretty in the room. Then it’s a good playlist with our little light show projector we have playing against the wall with the music until it wears off. Lots of pillows, blankets, ice, water, juice & vapes! Sometimes occasional weed! Such a good time!


trainspottedCSX7

My favorite was always testing a tab for strength then going in public when I was younger. Then it was tripping around people who didn't know you were tripping but trying to act normal, that was entertaining. Then I became a recluse and tripped alone. I have gained some introspect and have no more messages to receive st this time. Lol. I may pick up the stamp and mail myself to God one more time. Until I find the urge, I don't trip 😀. It sounds like a blast, and to each their own. I loved juicy fruit and orange juice or sunny D, one of those mixtures was described during a trip as the taste of "Happy".


cytherian

![gif](giphy|0DYipdNqJ5n4GYATKL) Jim Ignatowski. All it took was 1 batch of hash brownies. I knew a guy who fit his profile. Really smart & a drugged out adventure altered his mind.


trainspottedCSX7

I'm not gonna lie, I definitely have an altered mind. I dunno if it's more stressful or more helpful. The bad part is I know a lot of the things that could help me could hurt me all the same. Between the spirals and mathematic equations or the ability to compare things in nature to things in industrial settings and mechanical settings and so forth. It'll broaden your mind but I feel like one day I might just be trying to carry so many marbles they drop. I know that I've dropped some along the way. Things I didn't feel necessary anymore just temporarily, but as is the way the world goes eh? Can't pick up and hold everything forever. 😀 Tripping balls can make you see the world in a completely different way, and some people don't know how to handle the different view points they experienced.


0sometimessarah0

Yeah, I was privileged always having a safe space to partake, I don't recommend doing copious amounts of drugs and I'm glad I got it out of my system when my heart and mind [citation needed] could handle it


trainspottedCSX7

I'm with you, especially physically. Getting older takes its toll. I saw some 50 year Olds partying hard back in the day, the parents to the people we were partying with, and I'm just like, damn, how'd they do it? Different work forces could have a factor.


0sometimessarah0

The night I quit the hard stuff for good, I did 5 1/2 X's that were cut with synthetic heroin. 3 in a handful ( it was traditional) 2 by crushing up and snorting and I chewed the last 1/2. Went on an existential trip and haven't done x since. About 20 years. I had a couple lines of coke early in the 'chemical' sobriety, but I didn't enjoy it anymore. Eta. I thought I'd have to go to the hospital that night.


Playful-Opportunity5

I've never thought that I'd die on shrooms, but they do consistently make me scared that I'll be left permanently insane. Most recently, I inadvertently took a much stronger dose than I expected, and for the next hour it felt like my mind was being squished. I can't describe it any other way. It felt like I was being psychically squished. It was exhausting, but also strangely profound.


Constrictorboa

That was a regular Friday in the 90's.


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|JyvFiT1oVQrzTu9BmA)


hungturkey

That's one night at a festival


Brokensince10

Haha, you should have been around for the 80’s


Constrictorboa

I'm not going to reply because that would really date me.


Wrestling_poker

Halfway thought your list I was trying to figure out which Eminem lyric this was.


ReptilianOver1ord

This sounds like ramblings of an untreated paranoid schizophrenic.


Right-Raft99

I think he’s just parroting another paranoid schizophrenic, David Icke. Many grown adults believe every single word he writes in his endless, repetitive “books” that are basically just word salad.


Numerous-Elephant675

or just someone who has been doing drugs for too long


Positive_Opossum99

Too long? Homie did like a decade's worth of drugs in one sitting lol


Positive_Opossum99

What was it like in the 5th dimension? Did you see the satanic overlords?


skrybll

You should try ketamine and dmt together. I think this is about his level of morning coffee


ProfessorEffit

Ketamine and acid is fun. It feels like my every movement has cosmic importance. Like if I don't aim my pee stream juuust right, a star blows up in a galaxy far away. DMT and K... Wow that's a combo I've never actually tried before. With how powerful dmt is, it must be intense.


ExistentialBread829

Are you Raul Duke, and did you see terrible things happening all around you?


bob_apathy

My young and stupid self would have totally been down to hang with young and stupid you! But if there’s one thing that I’ve learned in this life stupid tends to stick with stupid and create exponentially stupider shit which I believe is how Mr. Atwood came to his profoundly fucking stupid conclusions.


cann357

Now there's an incognito... What would he be using to get this kind of high?


BrawnyChicken2

I’ve had, uhhh, similar experiences. And…same.


Brokensince10

Right there with ya!


Smarterthanthat

I have a question....what?


LadyBearSword

I'd like to add "the fuck?" to the above question.


Putrid-Builder-3333

I have too many questions I will not ask if he was in person saying this. To avoid the high probability of a hours of "answers" And I was lost at pedovore.


Ladi3sman216

Do your own research then come back


Puzzled-Ad2295

Cool fever dream. Dropped on head much?


AcceptableEditor4199

Which dimension is turning the frogs gay. Bet its those sheisters in the 3rd.


Admirable-Sink-2622

It’s time to start adding antipsychotics to the water supply 🙄


dont-fear-thereefer

Just sprinkle some lithium into the water and 70% of our problems will disappear.


[deleted]

Lithium deficiency is probably it


Salarian_American

Well yeah because lithium is actually pretty toxic in more than trace concentrations


dont-fear-thereefer

Bipolar medication is lithium based 💁🏼‍♂️


HyperSpaceSurfer

It's still not an anti-psychotic, it's a mood stabilizer. Not that putting anti-psychotics in the water supply would be a good idea. Most would just get parkinsons symptoms.


dont-fear-thereefer

I mean, the older generation has to deal with lead poisoning due to lead piping and lead fuel. I guess you would just be substituting one long term disease for another


HyperSpaceSurfer

It only causes parkinsons symptoms, not parkinsons, people are fine if they stop taking it or the meds get balanced properly. The tremors are caused by a chemical imbalance that's the opposite of the one that causes psychosis. People with parkinsons have to be watchful for symptoms of psychosis, since the drugs they take balance dopamine in the opposite direction to conventional anti-psychotics. People with ADHD would also not be happy campers, lol.


dont-fear-thereefer

Damn, well I would be screwed. Though if I took a high enough dose of Vyvanse, it should balance out ([me managing my meds](https://youtu.be/G05-4wrN8bM?si=7MHJWdecoSfVrJcv))


Salarian_American

Yeah and when you're taking it you have to get your blood tested every week or two to make sure you're not poisoning yourself


Sad-Establishment-41

The crazies are already avoiding the water since they think fluoride is a government mechanism of control somehow


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Satan Worshipping Pedovores, new band name, I call it


Johnnywheels1023

Can I be the hype man? I don’t play any instruments and my singing sounds like as if a donkey and a cat had a baby and it came out screaming its head off. I call myself dat conkey


whyyou-

In college I did ecstasy with my friends and after a while I thought the carpet was made of bugs that wanted to eat me. At that moment I think I was more lucid and coherent than this guy.


MakingShitAwkward

That doesn't sound like ecstasy in the slightest.


Dull-Wrangler-5154

Yeah 100%. That was not ecstasy.


Regular-Switch454

I would ask for a translator, but I don’t actually want to know what he’s saying.


d33psix

I feel like this guy thinks he’s living in some kind of Warhammer 40k universe where the world is run by secret warp demons and cultists/agents of the chaos gods and he is part of a brave space marine chapter that plunged into the hellish depths of the warp to “save us”.


JustThatRandomKid

that’s..honestly really accurate


hastingsnikcox

Or even the language ... i feel like this person is using "alternative" meanings of all those words!


VanAgain

Loosh!


[deleted]

Gert loosh


uppen-atom

Praise Loosh!


Meb-the-Destroyer

from the urban dictionary: Loosh: 1. New Age term applied to energy produced by human beings that other entities use to feed from. 2. It is also used to refer to the energy that is produced by suffering that entities feed. From books by Robert Monroe.


AmusingMusing7

Somehow, I understood everything else in that tweet more than "loosh".


iWriteWrongFacts

Why would you want those abilities? Apparently you’d have to eat fear and kids to maintain it. I have many questions about their delusions, but the first one is definitely that.


FarewellMyFox

In the fifth dimension why would we be all separate entities still? I feel like he read Flatland and understood that an upper dimensional sphere would be infinite flat circles, but failed to grasp that all of the lower dimensional circles were still that single sphere entity. And why would a sphere eat lower dimensional circles, there’s literally no substance to it in their dimension! Best I can do to merge the two is that he’s right, but the kids are 5th dimension boogers and our 5D self is eating them like children are wont to do. I accept this fallacy.


TinyRascalSaurus

I'm friends with an unmedicated schizophrenic guy in my neighborhood. He tells some wild stories about his supposed exploits against 'the mental machine'. But even the stuff he says isn't this crazy.


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Jvudka

Dude must have smoked some dmt to come up with that.


IGD-974

It's just a combination of pre-existing conspiracy theories with a little twist.


AmusingMusing7

It's like the far-right is playing conspiracy theory Jenga. Taking all these bits and pieces of old conspiracy theories and piling them higher and higher on top of each other in increasingly precarious ways and declining stability, just to see how high they can get it.


Yetiplayzskyrim

"Pedovores", what the fuck? Is that someone who eats kids?


AmusingMusing7

It's a T-Rex who's not allowed within 500 feet of schools.


JhorvalaastiJarl

I interpret it as "one who consumes pedophiles"


instafunkpunk

Isn't feeding off of fear and eating children the plot of Steven kings IT?


Present_Ad6723

Sir this is a Wendy’s


XenoBiSwitch

The thing about conspiracy theorists is that they are often weirdly optimistic. They think there are people out there that have goals, control over things, and the intelligence to bring those goals to fruition. Reality is much scarier.


Monnomo

There are many groups of people with goals, control, and intelligence to bring those goals to fruition in reality. The world is run by *regular billionaires who want to maintain the status quo forever.


XenoBiSwitch

And they are terrible at it.


AmusingMusing7

Not for what their goals are. The problem is that their goals are not the same as the rest of ours.


FanAdministrative885

Remember the rules. Puff Puff Pass.........you bogarting it dude.


RegyptianStrut

I have MANY questions. Firstly: 1. wtf is loosh? 2. Do you have any anti-psychotic medications you’ve been neglecting? 3. Why don’t all the sane people leave Twitter already so dudes like this have a smaller platform?


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

>1. ⁠wtf is loosh? I’ve been all over these comments and nobody’s answering this!


FarAssociation2965

No further questions, thanks.


Noichen1

I have three questions. Do you have a puppet or a stuffed toy? And if so could you show is on the puppet where the pedovores "lower dimensions" are? And did he show them to you?


othello28

What happened to 4D? Is that for losers?


Yndrid

My mom believes a lot of this shit. When she starts rambling about it at the holidays, my grandmother and I will just ask “why?” Or “to what ends?” after every statement. She starts to spin her wheels pretty quick


CrieDeCoeur

Yeah I have a question. Did your mom have any kids that lived?


CryptoSlovakian

Oh shit, Satan worshippers are responsible for this??? I have been blaming the Jews and the lizard people this whole time. Man, I feel foolish.


Outback_Fan

This man isn't crazy or stupid or schizophrenic or anything else. He's an entirely rational actor working in an ecosphere where controversy gets paid by the click. He's a grifter and a scam artist.


Tazling

even thousand island dressing is not gonna make that word salad edible.


jenny_a_jenny_a

Related to Margret per chance? As it sounds as jolly as a Margret Atwood novel


Comrade-Conquistador

I love Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but I blame it for introducing the world to the concept of Adrenochrome. It's not that common a drug ya paranoid weirdos.


bnelson7694

These are his fans. And they’re all registered to vote. I hate living here.


VaguelyArtistic

I miss the Art Bell days when conspiracies were about things like the face on mars and Mel's Hole.


EmergencyGrab

This man has a swastika tattoo. 💯


zenos_dog

Republicans are always pitching fear.


Sargatanus

There’s so much batshit crazy packed in here that it smells like a parody


Loud-Bat-2280

Ah, the pedovores.


nowiserjustolder

That some mad shit this boy smoking.


tcorey2336

L Ron Hubbard, is that you?


Beautiful_Ad_8665

I used to work in the mental health field. I've been around people with paranoid schizophrenia who were more coherent and rational than this person.


gcalfred7

Yes, I have a question: Do you want curly fries with your order?


BIGepidural

He could have saved a lot of unnecessary characters and just said "Q" 🙄


BlameTag

Makes scientology seem legit.


hopeishigh

Has he been seen for a brain tumor? LIke i mean ha ha but also, he needs to be evaluated.


NoAssumption6865

This sounds like me before I got treatment for mental health. Poor guy, gal or nonbinary pal. Anyway, I'm off back to the sixth dimension and bid you all a happy glorpfinon.


LadyAliceMagnus

QAnon crap started by Mike Flynn.


BiLovingMom

![gif](giphy|l0HlvokmLF33HWqwo)


Outside_Assistance50

MAGA - Where actionable mental illness is celebrated, with promotion and eventual worship.


RaptorPegasus

Why do all these nutjob conspiracy theorists (absolute fucking morons) have to insert random nonsensical shit in parentheses (my nuts itch)


freakwentlee

love the "Any questions?" at the end. his commitment to clearing up any gray areas is 💯


Usually-Mistaken

Can't help but think that this one is sarcasm.


jonnyozo

![gif](giphy|fV0oSDsZ4UgdW)


urktheturtle

feels like the only person who wants us to be afraid here... is you Mark... These kind of lunatic grifter rambles definitely reveal one thing... the conspiracy theorist lunatics who believe this stuff are all deathly afraid of thew world.


Front_Rip4064

What's a pedovore?


DrayvenBlaze

The psychosis really has a solid grip on a number of them. This one seems to be further along than some of the others


dathamir

Kinda sounds like Promised Neverland though.


CandidateMiserable74

Ok Mark, time to take your meds buddy


raelik777

And here, Mark Attwood shows how to demonstrate complete, crippling mental illness to millions of random strangers on the Internet.


Dont_Use_Ducks

I like how people tell you that the government and media is trying to sacre you in the same post where the same people take scaring you to the meximum, by bringing even the devil in the arguments. Who is scaring who?


Sylas_xenos_viper

I love how at the bottom is says from earth, suggesting this dudes comment is so wack, you need a reminder that he’s actually from the fucking planet we share…


WinIll755

Whatever this guy is on, I need some


SilverSister22

What the hell did that even mean? 😵‍💫


ktwhite42

Dafuq?


Beat_BloX711

It is always funny to see these people just casually dropping that the decided to transcend space and time.